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Party Planning Panic

Request: Yes / No  Could I request a Hiram lodge x Child Reader, where they’re planning Readers Quinceanera and readers just getting really anxious because of the big party and Hiram Catches his child in mid anxiety attack and it’s just comfort? (Obviously Hiram is out of character 🥲) Anon

Requests are closed  <3 Have a nice day/night

Hiram Lodge x Daughter!Reader 

Word count: 1053

Warnings: Panic attack

Y/N: Your Name 

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Everyone was so excited about my quinceanera, except for me. I was so worried about it, I hated being the center of attention. I was pretty much the opposite to my older sister. I liked being with a small group of people, no parties, no flaunting our weath, I liked being unnoticed. But when it came to my quinceanera, my family wanted to make sure this was the biggest and best party for me. They of course asked for my input because it was my party, but I didn’t want this to be a huge thing! The theme we settled on was under the stars, I’ve always loved stars. My family was inviting everyone that we knew. The invitations were already sent out and pretty much everyone said they were coming. Everything had been set with the church, which was only going to be family. Dad got a huge venue to fit everyone and it was very pretty, but just because of how big it was made me worried. Veronica helped me pick my court, which consisted of her, Archie, Betty, Jughead, Kevin, Fangs, Toni, Cheryl, Josie, Sweet Pea, and Reggie who was going to be my escort. Veronica, Mom, and Dad all helped me pick out my dress. It was blue with silver and pearl accents.

 It was beautiful and huge. Veronica had Daddy get me some very flashy jewelry, which wasn’t really me. Veronica also helped Daddy pick out the heels he was put on me before our dance. Mom and Dad took care of the photographer, the menu, and the cake. 

The closer we got to the party date, the more anxious I got. It’s been getting a little crazy around the house with my parents pretty much constantly making calls. They wanted to make sure everything was perfect, but no one seemed to notice my panic about everything… 

“Y/N, your dress is showing up soon. I want you to try it on again to make sure they got everything right.” Mom said and I nodded. 

“Yes, Mom.” I answered and felt my chest tighten slightly. I started walking to my room. 

“Mija, don’t go too far! We’ll need you to go over some details soon!” Dad called. I felt tears start to form and just went to my room. I locked my door and fell onto my bed. 

“I just want a small party!” I sobbed into my blanket. All these hours, all this effort, and for what? To become a woman? It should just be our friends and family, no mob friends included! I was panting heavily as I pushed myself ip and wiped my face. I don’t want this huge party! My lungs felt like they were screaming for air and my entire body felt like it was shaking. I gasped as a pang shot into my chest. I groaned and fell back on my bed. I placed my hands on my face and sobbed. 

“Y/N? Can I come in?” Veronica asked as she knocked on my door. 

“No! Go away!” I said through pants. Veronica ignored my response and entered my room. I was still crying and starting to feel dizzy. 

“Hey, what’s wrong?” She asked, sitting next to me. I shook my head and tried to push her away. I just wanted to be alone. 

“Y/N, I understand you wanna be left alone, but you need to breath.” She said. I looked away from her and she sighed. 

“I’m going to tell Mom and Dad about your attack.” She said, getting up and leaving. 

“It’s not an attack!” I panted, but she already left. I groaned and rolled onto my stomach. I buried my face into the blanket and tried to slow down my breathing. I squeezed my eyes shot, trying to ignore the painful chest pangs. 

It wasn’t long before someone was barging through my door. My head was still buried in the blanket, but I felt the bed dip next to me. Someone gently placed their hand on my back. 

“Mija…” Dad whispered. 

“Go away!” I cried quietly. Dad pulled me into his lap, but I tried to pull away. I couldn’t because I was so weak. Dad sighed and held me to his chest. 

“I’ve got you, mija.” He said quietly. I cried as Daddy held me tightly, whispering words of comfort. Eventually, I was able to calm down and my lungs filled with air again. I sighed and rested my head on his shoulder. 

“I’m sorry…” I whispered. 

“Don’t be sorry, mija. What happened?” He asked and I looked down at my hands. 

“The whole party planning is stressing me out… I just wanted something with family and friends, but you guys are making it a huge deal and thinking about all those people looking at me and having to do all this stuff in front of them-” 

“Breath, mija.” He cut me off and I took a deep breath. 

“I just wanted a small party…” I whispered and Dad sighed. 

“Listen to me, Y/N. Your Mom and I just wanted to celebrate you because you’re special to us. We love you and we wanted to make this day perfect to treat you like the Princess you are.” He said and I blushed slightly. 

“I promise you that this party won’t be so scary. This is a big day for you and I’ll be with you every step of the way.” He said and held out his pinky. I smiled slightly and wrapped my pinky around his. 

“I promise.” He said and I nodded. 

“Okay.” I whispered. 

“Great, now are you up for trying your dress on? Your Mother really wants to make sure it fits like you wanted.” He asked and I bit my lip. 

“Can I try it on a little later? My head still feels kind of dizzy.” I asked and he smiled. 

“Of course, mija. Take a little nap and just relax, I’ll come check on you in an hour.” He said and settled me into my bed. My head hit the pillow and I closed my eyes as Dad placed the blanket on top of me. He kissed my head and moved my hair out of my face. He shut the lights off and shut the door. I felt myself relaxing already.

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what if i told you hiram lodge was a redditor?

i think he's catfishing and suicide-baiting posters on niche kink subreddits at this very moment

[random-imagines-blog]

Imagine almost getting caught with Hiram Lodge, by his daughter Veronica.

Music was playing softly through the speakers that were mounted around Hiram’s office in order to get the best acoustics in the room directly to the chair that he usually sat in. Classic, just like the man himself. Except he wasn’t in the chair right there, he was on the floor, shirt having been taken off a quarter hour ago, pumping himself up with push-ups. He had the physique of a man half of his age, you noticed and admired. He kept himself up well.

He was showing you his dominance. That he was better looking, that he was stronger, that he was more powerful than any of the men that had been hitting on you at the gym that afternoon. You hadn’t given those men a glance and yet .. his jealousy had flared up, bringing you this rather impressive show.

While this was going on, you were sitting atop his desk, still in your own workout gear. And it didn’t leave much to the imagination. Your legs were crossed, watching him, finally snapping your fingers to get his attention. “That’s enough, Hiram, I think you’ve proven yourself.” You slid off of the desk, landing on your bare feet. You held a hand out to help him up, though he hardly needed it. “You’ve got everything those men will never have - so why don’t you take advantage of it?”

He got up without your help. Now he was just showing off. But he took your hand anyway, holding your wrist up above your head and pushing you back against the wall. The edges of the bookshelves had all been rounded for this very reason, so that it wouldn’t hurt. Pressing you against it, his hand trailing low to into your shorts, feeling what was underneath with a smirk. “You going to be good and keep your hands up while I take these off?” He asked, his tone showing that it was not a question at all.

“Yes, Hiram,” You breathed.

You joined wrists above your head, crossing them as if they were tied up, stretching out your body the way that you knew that he liked. He tugged those shorts down, holding up your feet to help you step out of them. He kissed his way back up your body to your work-out shirt, and began to fumble underneath it, touching your chest, smooth fingers.

It was the footsteps at the door that alerted you. The sound there was more hollow, it echoed louder so that no one  could come up on Hiram unannounced. Your eyes caught his with panic. The familiar heels. The familiar walk. Veronica. “Sit,” He said, giving you a little push towards his desk. You stumbled your way there, sitting just in time so that only your upper half could be seen. You moved the mouse so that the screensaver was down, and you looked busy.

“--- and fifty,” Hiram said, having dropped back onto the ground for another push up before Veronica came walking in. “Evening, Veronica. And what do I owe the pleasure?”

“Still working out?” Veronica said, looking at him, and then at you. You smiled at her, hoping to God she wouldn’t notice that there was nothing below the waist. You were pushed further into the desk, making sure that it cut off before your waist. “I was just wondering if I could borrow some money, daddy.”

“Of course,” Hiram said. “I’ll put some on your card before you leave the house. Is that all?”

Veronica looked suspiciously between the two of you. But she was getting what she wanted, after all. “Thanks daddy-kins. I won’t stay out too late.”

“Be careful,” Hiram said. Veronica turned around and walked out, the heavy door closing behind you. You breathed out in relief and pushed the chair back. Before you could relax too much, Hiram was tugging you out of the chair. “Now where were we?”

Requested by: Anonymous

[mostfandomimagines]

Imagine: Being a few years older than Veronica and you begin to hook up with Hiram

[loving-family-poll]

Ultimate Incest Tournament - Round 1

Propaganda under the cut:

Roman/Shiv:

Extremely close and surprisingly caring with each other despite being terrible people, they joke about being happy they're not conjoined twins - which built the theory they might be twins, and also joke the sister (Shiv) might be pregnant with the brother's (Roman's) baby

They had a physical fight which left them on the floor (they're both in their thirties)and the scene's script described as such an intimate moment it was almost like they were caught fucking

Fr Rome is already fucked up on his own, and incest is a huge theme in Succession and I just love the way they love

Their expression of love for each other are undoubted even as the show makes it clear their family of terrible people only looks out for themselves.

Hiram/Veronica:

The show has many interesting incestuous possibilities, but Veronica/Hiram is perhaps the closest to canon along with Cheryl/Jason. The intimacy between Veronica and Hiram striking; their power games have a distinct sexual element. It's a sad relationship, but fascinating

The whole show is just a constant power struggle between the two. All of Veronicas actions and desires revolve around defying her father. Meanwhile all of his actions revolve around pleasing her but only the ideal her he imagines, daddys little girl.

Mob father and mob daughters/heir made in his image, she keeps calling him Daddy constantly

She sings "Daddy Lessons" while her father boxes against her boyfriend in a competition for her love. He hates her boyfriend because he's so possessive over her including giving her a literal pearl necklace to show ownership. The sexual tension between them is insane

[jugheadvarchoni]

Alright! Riverdale season 2 rewatch is DONE!

Here are some of my thoughts:

This whole season is sooooo teen campy horror and I’m obsessed. I prefer this season over S1 for sure.

TONI FCKING TOPAZ. MY BEST GIRLYYYY. 🥹

The Black Hood is actually such a good villain idc

LOOK. I love FP, but he DID clean up the Blossom’s crime scene, he WAS involved. Whether he was blackmailed or not, he did it. So Betty blackmailing Cheryl by threatening to release the video of Jason’s murder is… very fucked up.

Speaking of Betty… she lowkey annoys me several times throughout this season. She’s such a bad friend 😂

I may be in the minority, but I LOVE all the Serpent drama stuff

Jughead is my extra-brooding broody emo boy this season. Complete with a dramatic ass Bughead breakup lol.

The scene where Fred imagines Archie’s graduation day and says “I didn’t think I’d live to see this day” actually made me cry because Luke Perry passed away before S4 so Fred really didn’t get to see the day…

CHONI CHONI CHONI. Their first meeting, the “you’re sensational” scene at Pop’s, Toni leading the charge to save her, Cheryl (and Jughead) saving Toni from the Ghoulies. Choni’s FIRST KISS. Ughhhh I love my babies so much. 🥰

I was wrong in my S1 post, Alice Cooper is still fcking insufferable this season.

Archie starting a team of teen vigilantes to hunt a serial killer lmfao

Nick St. Clair deserved JAIL. God.

The fact that Kevin has known about the Sisters of Quiet Mercy being an illegal conversion camp for some time and has never done or said anything before, while hooking up with boys from there and being the SON of the sheriff is… concerning.

And then the gang literally does nothing after either

CHONI

VARCHIE. Her being right by his side after Fred was shot, Archie beating the shit out of Nick for hurting her. Their “I LOVE YOU’S”, which was hard for Veronica and caused some tension, but they worked through and came out stronger for it! Dealing with Hiram’s shit lol.

Cheryl Blossom deserved a stint on CW’s Arrow!

Having the Serpent/Ghoulie war off screen was not it… like… that was such a huge point and we saw none of it

Hiram Lodge was a GREAT villain, but at the risk of sounding like a broken record, he was just sooo overused.

Veronica girlbossing & getting ownership of Pop’s because she knows how much it means to people. My girl :’)

FP retiring, making Jughead king, and then Jughead’s first act being inducting Cheryl into the Serpents? Beautiful symmetry that mirrors his own start with the Serpents at the end of S1.

Oh, did I mention CHONI?

The cliffhanger being Archie arrested right after winning the student body election… like goddamn.

I love this fcking season, and idc what anyone else says! It’s better than S1! 💋

[bea-in-my-bonnet]

I find myself obsessed with the concept of a Riverdale Macbeth and Romeo & Juliet fusion (with a smattering of Hamlet)

Imagine Hiram Lodge as Macbeth and Hermione Lodge as Lady M taking over Riverdale by killing Fred Andrews in a convenient “accident”. Archie knows this bc the ghost of his father told him (but he also could have just been high on the jingle jangle in those cookies but try telling that to the sheriff) and he is determined to take revenge but falls in love with veronica while infiltrating hiram’s drug operation (ok i guess there’s quite a bit of Hamlet ).

Betty is Rosalind in this situation (Archie’s ex who he leaves for Veronica). Betty is also an FBI informant (duh) who goes to Hiram and offers to spy on Archie for him (citing revenge for him dumping her) but secretly she feeds him false information that makes him increasingly paranoid (acts as three witches) and with Veronica’s help convinces Hermione to get hiram to dispose of the blossoms- the only other powerful family in riverdale that poses a threat to Hiram’s control of Riverdale (to stop Penelope blossom’s poisonous involment in g&g). Cheryl survives the attack and flees Thornhill (Fleance).

Meanwhile Jughead who has been resisting Hiram’s attempts to buy out sunnyside trailer park seeks out Archie (Malcolm) believing he is the solution to Hiram lodge’s power grab - he is now the only red-head in Riverdale and thus by an ancient law (introduced by the Blossoms- no wonder they wanted to set him up with Cheryl) could stand as a mayoral candidate at the last minute and can trigger an election and as ppl think he is a golden retriever he could push Hermione lodge out of office. And who else has the abs to defeat hiram in a boxing match?

Unfortunately archie is like, “oh idk if i could do that jug. Hirams a pretty buff dude ;)” When jughead (Macduff) returns home disappointed he finds the serpents have been attacked by the ghoulies employed by Hiram. FP is in hospital in critical condition. This motivates him to inspire the serpents and northsiders to unite against hiram. The southsiders respond with community organisation and the northsiders are also…helpful? Gay kevin puts on a musical denouncing Hiram lodge, Alice Cooper writes damaging articles and Josie McCoy sings at every protest. Sweet pea, Tony and Fangs are quizzical at first but eventually just shrug and enjoy these…interesting tactics.

Meanwhile hermione lodge is encouraged to flee as betty claims that hiram has begun to turn on her as well bc he knows about her affair with Fred Andrews. Veronica fakes an attempt on her mother’s life from Hiram, believing it will encourage her to leave. However, Hermione, overcome by guilt and fear, fakes her own suicide.

Hiram is sad but believes he is untouchable due to misinformation from betty, “Archie would never move against you and also you’re too powerful to be taken down by the FBI. Really, I promise!”

Veronica believes she has caused her mother’s death and in a game of G and G drinks from one of the goblets and has a seizure.

Believing jughead to be responsible for Veronica’s death (j made a very vague threat about hiram’s loved ones bearing the consequences of his actions) Hiram challenges him to a boxing match. Jughead accepts seeing it as a chance for vengeance. Things aren’t going with well for jughead without his flip knife.

Suddenly Archie sees Veronica’s body and believing her to be dead drinks from both cups just to be sure he will die too. Before he dies he rips his shirt in grief that it’s come to this. This distracts Hiram so Jughead is able to gain the upper hand. Turns out Archie had the abs to defeat him afterall!

Then betty arrives with the FBI in tow (Burnham forest baby!) and arrests Hiram before jughead can kill him. All mourn the tragic death of Archie and Veronica. But then cheryl shows up and A&V wake up- turns out there was no poison in either challis (she decided not to carry on her mum’s poison stuff…she prefers shooting ppl with her bow) She seems poised to shoot everyone in the room in revenge and then in Cheryl fashion announces that she never liked her family anyway and now she gets to inherit the whole blossom fortune. And she’s in a polyamorous relationship with Tony and Hermione lodge and sashays away with a “toodles”.

And just as you think, hey this isn’t too unhinged for Riverdale. All the characters wake up in hospital (bc they have the set so they need to use it) and discover they have all been in comas induced by the runoff from Cheryl’s uncle’s fizzlerocks production. Nothing matters bc it’s Riverdale. Goodnight!

[leagueofdccm-togo]

‘  he can’t know i’m here. he’ll kill me. he’ll kill us.  ’ -for Sweet Pea

@rxvenhairedprincesss

▌🐍 ▌A DIRTY LITTLE SERECET NOT MEANT TO BE WHISPERED TO THOSE SURROUNDING THEM. THE SHOCK THAT WOULD COME FROM FINDING OUT WOULD ONLY LEAD THEM TO DANGER. A serpent and a Lodge? What a mess would that be if the Serpents found out he was messing with a Lodge, of all people?! And oh... he could imagine her father, the disgust on his face, the anger that will spill from him finding his daughter with a snake in her bed. They've kept it a SECRET for the sake of not wanting to end things, they thought it wouldn't cause any harm if nobody knew of them. But it gets hard when the feelings you thought you didn't have, begins to build up---- heart skips beats, singing a tune so sweet when it came to The Raven haired Princess. He can't say he's ever experienced something like this, something sweet.... and Sweet Pea isn't one to have a sweet-tooth till he crossed paths with Veronica Lodge.

She's beauty, she's grace and she's fucking everything he never thought he needed in his life. Jughead had told him once upon a time how a Lodge is off-limits. As in... Lodges and Serpents don't get along, and they don't share beds. They'll never stoop to a level so low to work with Hiram Lodge, which of course means.... they hold hate against Veronica just cause of her last name. At first Sweet Pea, the loyal Serpent he is understood all that because fuck! --- The Serpents are his family after all, he's raised on this path, bleeds green like the rest of them. How did he get here? How did he find himself falling for her? Giving his heart to her and hoping the two of them can continue this without being discovered. Sweet Pea shakes his head, looking past her before ushering her inside his trailer. Taking one more glance hoping nobody spotted the two of them, or him letting a Lodge into his home. Once the taller serpent shuts the door behind him, glancing over at Veronica. He hushes her as to calm her down, guiding her to the couch, hoping for her to take a deep breathe--- he knows... he knows this is dangerous. ❝ Hey, hey.... calm down. What's goin' on? I know what we're doin' can lead us into a fuckin mess... but we've been doin' a good job hiding this shit between us. Haven't we? ❞ He has doubt... how long till Jug or Hiram find out about their secret love affair? ❝ Babe you've gotta take a deep breath with me.... ain't nobody goin' to kill us. I won't let them come between us.... shit... you don't even know what I'm riskin for you..... hiding this shit from my fellow Serpents, plus your dad will have a heart attack once he finds out you're not with some rich goody boy and instead with me, a lowlife gang member.❞

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Samantha Reads Comics: Riverdark #2

Doctor Lovecraft

uncharacteristically heartwarming Hiram Lodge moment!

Reggie Mantle you complete fucking asshat I love you SO much

Afterlife with Archie #8, "A Ghost Story," is just a perfect goddamned issue of comic books.

"we should be able to look at a LITTLE porn at school"

holding out impossible hope that one day RAS and Francavilla will come back and actually finish this story lol. I can't imagine that Archie Comics wouldn't publish it

[random-imagines-blog]

Imagine Hiram Lodge inviting you to his private gym.

Sequel to: Imagine being Archie Andrews brother and casually admitting to Hiram Lodge that you like watching him work out at the gym.

You would have been a fool to pass up the invitation to work out inside of Hiram’s private gym. He didn’t give out invitations like that lightly - as in your brother, even as Veronica’s sweetheart, hadn’t been invited inside of those doors but you were. You were lead inside by Hiram with confidence, wearing your favorite shorts - the smallest ones that you owned of course, to show off your shapely thighs - and looked around at what was inside.

You noted the main machines - the treadmill, the bowflex, the pelaton bike, the weight rack and the door leading off into what appeared to be a sauna, which you hoped to enjoy before the night was out. But the real star of the show was the fact that every wall was lined with floor to ceiling mirrors. Just by looking in one, you could see how you looked from behind in the reflection. He hadn’t been lying when he said that he could see every angle. He had also said that he liked to watch - that showed in his decorative taste.

“So, y/n,” Hiram said, removing his shirt and tossing it onto a bench, revealing those muscles that didn’t fit his age range at all. He had a body of someone half his age. And his face too - shit, this was a good looking man. You were starting to regret your choice of attire because now it was going to be tough to hide anything. Especially with these mirrors. You could see him from behind too, his back muscles flexing as he picked up his waterbottle. “Where would you like to start?”

You started with a warm up, some stretches in front of the mirror. You felt his gaze upon you. Approving. He looked satisfied and oh, that made you feel a little cocky. You took your own shirt off at that point, wearing very little now except for those shorts and your shoes. Though you felt yourself being watched, you still felt quite comfortable. Like he was appraising you but not judging you. After your warm-up stretches, he coached you through the equipment, showing you how to use it properly and to maximize results. He was a very hands on trainor, and your sweat ended up on each machine that you used, to be wiped up later.

And, as if you had not sweated enough, Hiram invited you into the sauna after your work out was finished, and your legs were feeling shaky from all of the work that you had just put them through. Having seen it when you walked in and hoping to be inside of it, you accepted whole-heartedly. The room was small, which made the heat inside as it was set up with the hot stones, all the more humid and intimate. Hiram, not shy at all, stripped down to the buff and sat comfortably on the only bench. Not wanting to seem rude, you did the same, and sat beside him. Though the steam was rising, it was not yet strong enough to hide anything, so there was no modesty in those couple of moments. You could see everything. And so could he. So it was impossible to hide that there were two prominent body parts that were feeling rather ... tense.

“This is a whole lot better than the public gym,” You admitted, folding your hands behind your head and making yourself comfortable.

Hiram rested his hand on your thigh. It was up higher than would ever be appropriate in a less private setting. It gave you a tingling feeling. Goosebumps despite the heat. “You’re welcome back anytime.”

Requested by: Anonymous

[the-epic-hiram-lows]

Assign fursonas to at least three Riverdale characters

This isn't totally what you asked, but here are the fursonas I think best describe them (as opposed to the ones they would gravitate to.)

Archie- buff idiot dog. We know this. It's a freebie- so much so, I'm not even including this in my character count. Literally just Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack Horseman.

Jughead- observant, distant, occasionally threatening... Jughead is an owl. Specifically, a more badass version of this sort of thing:

Put some scratches on that little guy's face and you pretty much have the vibe down. A solitary, scholarly, subtly ferocious creature who has brains and talons. Seeing as this is a fursona, the actual illustration would be a lot scrappier- in a hot way, of course.

Cheryl- fabulous, flamboyant, and mysterious. She demands attention, but refuses to be fully perceived or fully ordinary. A rare showstopper. My instinct was to go gothier, but I kept coming back to this: a chimera peacock.

This bitch is serving looks you never thought were possible. Her weirdness is exactly what makes her so exotic. She's rare and special-a collector's edition kind of girl. The shock of white plumage is as beautiful as it is ghostly, like an ornate whisper of fog in uncertain territory. The eeriness is equally matched with her unmistakable, bold presence. But watch out for the beak and talons.

Like Jughead, we have to imagine whatever Fiverr illustration she commissions is stylized. Longer eyelashes, beetle-like iridescence, and probably a shift in color scheme from blue-green to red-purple-blue.

(Note: the peacock in the picture is almost certainly male or intersex, but don't let logic stop you from a fursona.)

Hiram Lodge-I nearly went with panther, but ultimately settled on the fastest motherfucker in the wild. He could arrange, witness, or participate in obscene acts of cruelty, then be gone in a trace.

This guy can kill you and leave no trace, and he would be so majestic doing it. Look at that stunning creature- so cute, like a kitty cat. Friend-shaped, almost. But there is an unmistakable regal aura that gives you pause. Those amber eyes shine with nobility, and if you look closely in their glint, you will see the satisfaction that comes with knowing you are on top of the food chain.

[loving-family-poll]

Ultimate Incest Tournament - Round 2

Propaganda under the cut:

Hiram/Veronica:

The show has many interesting incestuous possibilities, but Veronica/Hiram is perhaps the closest to canon along with Cheryl/Jason. The intimacy between Veronica and Hiram striking; their power games have a distinct sexual element. It's a sad relationship, but fascinating

The whole show is just a constant power struggle between the two. All of Veronicas actions and desires revolve around defying her father. Meanwhile all of his actions revolve around pleasing her but only the ideal her he imagines, daddys little girl.

Mob father and mob daughters/heir made in his image, she keeps calling him Daddy constantly

She sings "Daddy Lessons" while her father boxes against her boyfriend in a competition for her love. He hates her boyfriend because he's so possessive over her including giving her a literal pearl necklace to show ownership. The sexual tension between them is insane

Kendall/Logan:

What if u were a 80 year old successful media mogul and the greatest love of ur life was ur cringe disappointing failson who is also ur number one boy and u get sooo possessive and jealous and unwell over him u literally try to ruin/sabotage every relationship he’s ever had. also he keeps trying to kill you!

Kendall is probably the most wife a son could be tbh. the kendall and marcia parallels are crayy

He spends an entire season as his fathers robotic little slave. multiple people suggest they are fucking. his dad talks like a bitchy high schooler to any woman he’s ever been with while he handled his fathers viagra they want to OWN each other groomed so hard the word lost all meaning

off to the races edit: https://youtu.be/SqwBVm0qyRo?si=XWZ8kVlz3rjBx2yV

"You're my number one boy."

[dangerousstrawberryshark]

A Supernatural Obsession (Day 12)

A/N: Hello, my 🍓Little Strawberries🍓! Welcome to day 12 of kinktober! Thank you @marilynmonroefanfics for the title! This was rushed.

DAY 12: Monster Fucking/Biting kink

Pairings: Vampire Hiram Lodge x Male reader

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 1553

Summary: You found the Lodge Family to be unique. You never would have thought they were vampires. Or that one of them took an extreme liking to you.

I hope you enjoy it! Sorry if it’s bad, and for any errors that are discovered.

If you like this and wanna read more, you can check out my masterlist.

Keys:

M/N: Male name

L/N: Last name

R/S/S: Random school subject (Pick a subject you want to teach)

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MINORS DNI. FEMALE READERS… I’ll ALLOW YOU TO READ MY FICS BUT DO NOT FETISHIZE ANY OF MY STORIES

Not sure if this is good. I Couldn’t think of a better summary.

Also, I have never seen Riverdale. So, I’m sorry if I got anything wrong.

This doesn’t follow the storyline of Riverdale.

Also, Hiram just slams into you without prep.

TAGS: @softboy5393 @gayhopefullove @elliot-damon-2006

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When the Lodge family first moved to Riverdale, they were the talk of the town. Many talked about how Mr. Lodge was the sexiest man they had ever seen. Veronica, his daughter, immediately became popular when she began to date Archie.

(Is that how it happened in the show?)

You were also Veronica’s teacher. You also noticed how pale the Lodge Family was. They Were sickly pale, though they didn't have any symptoms of being sick. They had dark circles under their eyes. It looks like they haven’t slept in years.

Then, rumors began to spread that Mr. Lodge killed his original wife or that both he and Veronica are vampires. You didn’t believe in any of these rumors. They’re just rumors.

Though, you could agree that they did act weird. Sometimes, Veronica would look at you weirdly, the same could be said about her dad whenever he came in. He would stare at you with a weird gaze. Like a predator watching its prey.

Currently, you’re going to have a parent-teacher conference with Mr. Lodge after school to talk about his daughter, Veronica. ‘Maybe this would clear up some things.’ You dialed his phone number and waited for him to pick up. The thing was still ringing until he finally picked up.

“Hello, this is Hiram Lodge. What do you need?” a deep voice was heard from the other side of the line.

“Yes, this is Veronica’s business class teacher, Mr. L/n. I wanted to talk to you about your daughter and her performance in my class. So I'm wondering if you can come after school for a parent-teacher conference.”

There was a pause until he spoke again.

“Okay, I’ll come after school. What time?” Hiram said, looking at his watch to see if he has enough time.

‘You can come at 5:30. I’ll still be here.’ you said, looking at the clock. You should be done by that time. It doesn’t take you that long to grade papers, but planning the next day takes time.

‘Okay, I’ll be there.’ Hiram said before hanging up and returning to work. You did the same.

‘Time to get back to work.’ you sigh, continuing to work. Complaining you don’t get paid enough to teach the new generation.

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Time skip (5:30 pm)

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After grading papers for 3 hours and planning a schedule for tomorrow, you were done with all your work and looked at the clock. ‘It’s 5:30. He should be here soon?’ as soon as you said, you heard a knock at the door.

You got up from your desk and walked over to open the door. “Hi, Mr. Lodge! I’m glad that you came,” you said with a smile and shook his hand. You were shocked by how cold his hand was. You welcomed him in.

After you were both seated, you began to talk to Hiram. “Mr. Lodge, I called you here today to talk about your daughter, Veronica, and her performance in my class,” you said, folding your hands and making direct eye contact.

“What is she doing?” He said in a very intimidating voice. You were kind of scared.

“Oh no, she is actually doing phenomenally in my class. I called you here to talk about programs and scholarships for college. She would make a wonderful businesswoman/entrepreneur!” you said, praising his daughter.

Hiram just stared at you, he couldn’t listen to what you were saying. His mind was going haze, the smell of your blood was intoxicating. He wanted to pounce on you and sink his fangs into your untouched skin.

He could only imagine what your blood tasted like. So sweet and you were whimpering as he sucked you. He didn’t notice you stopped talking. “Hello! Are you there Mr. Lodge?” you said, waving a hand in front of his face.

“Uh, yes. Scholarship and programs! I’ll be sure to talk to Veronica about this.” Hiram said, tripping over his words. You smiled at him before looking at the time.

“It’s 6:00! That concludes our conversation.” You said, cleaning up your desk. Tapping the mountain of work on the desk to make it even and putting it to the side. “You should go home too, Mr. Lodge.” Hiram just nodded his head.

“You smell nice…” Hiram said under his breath.

“What was that?”

“Nothing!”

(Hiram pulled an Alice Cullen)

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After you meet with Hiram, you feel like someone is watching you. Wherever you go. Even when you woke up in the middle of the night, you could’ve sworn you saw something.‘Is that my jacket or a demon?’

Tonight was no different. You decided to go out and enjoy the night but something in your stomach was telling you to go home, but you ignored that feeling and continued.

It was a full moon tonight. You could hear the sounds of insects, the wind whispering, and the swaying of the tree branches. Then, as always, you felt the eyes of something or someone.

But then, out of nowhere, you were pinned against the wall. Whoever it was, pinned your hands above you with a hard grip. Your head then was yanked to the side, revealing your untouched neck.

You felt this person’s tongue slide against your skin. ‘Who is this? Or what is it?’ was the only thing you were wondering until you felt pain pierce through your body. You felt your blood being sucked out.

You felt your eyes giving weight as this person was sucking too much out. You stopped struggling as you fainted from blood loss. The last thing you heard was.

“You’re mine now.”

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Your eyes fluttered open as you stretched your tight muscles. ‘Where am I?’ you thought, moving around to see a richly appointed room. The bed was soft and comfortable then you realized, you were naked. Suddenly, you heard the door open.

“Mr. Lodge?” you said, he looked at you with hunger in his eyes. He was also wearing nothing except his boxers/briefs. He looked at you with a smirk. Out of nowhere, you were suddenly pushed back down on the bed.

“Your blood smells so delicious. Much better than Hermione.” Hiram said, licking your neck before sinking his fangs into your shoulder. You groan in pain. He pulled back to see your blood dripping out of your wound.

You whimpered. Hiram felt your cock grow hard. “You’ve gotten hard from me biting you?” Hiram said, smirking down at you. Suddenly, you were turned onto your stomach. Hiram pressed his large hard cock against your ass.

“This is what you did to me. Your whines and whimpers made me this hard.” Hiram growled as he continued to grind his cock against your bare ass. You could only imagine what it looks like. You began to push back against him.

“Oh? Are you that desperate for me?” Hiram said, taking out his cock before slamming right into you with prep. You screamed at the sudden intrusion. Hiram groans at your tightness.

You gripped the bedsheets as you could feel Hiram’s cock twitching inside. Hiram didn’t give you time to adjust, he immediately began to ram into you. The pain was turning into pleasure as he fucked you harder.

His balls slapping against your ass. Cock hitting your prostate dead on. You were losing your mind. The pain morphed into pleasure. “You’re enjoying this aren’t you?” Hiram said, leaning down to your neck.

He sinks his fangs into you again. “A-ah!” you moan as you begin to push back to meet his thrust. You tighten your ass as you could feel your climax coming. Hiram growls at the sudden constrict.

After a few more thrusts, Hiram came inside you with a roar. You could feel the ropes of cum shoot inside you, filling you to the brim. At the same time, you came as well.

“You’re now my blood bag and slave for my pleasure,” Hiram said before your eyes closed.

THE END

A/N: I hope you enjoyed this day! Yeah, this was rushed. The days after this will no longer be published on their exact date. I’m gonna be busy with the PSAT! Bye, my 🍓Little Strawberries🍓!

[b1t5andpi3c3s]

"Hiram, never thought I'd see you back in little, old Riverdale."

**Gif not mine**