#hipbump

[phosphorescentspaceman]

xephos, honeydew & lalna - silly yogs heacanons

when his hands are full, lalna hipbumps doors closed, xephos 'kicks' (gently taps with the toe of his boot) them and honeydew headbutts them

if honeydew cant reach something he will stand there and just scream for whoever is in the house and tall enough to reach it. this is normally xephos, but sometimes lalna. lalna has offered to make him a ladder but xeph just sighs like "hes been doing this the second my minecraftian got good enough to understand what he meant. i have offered a ladder so many times."

lalna doesn't have great proprioception so he'd often bashing his limbs into doorways, chairs, other people etc. xeph keeps trying to secretly pad his coats, honeydew keeps offering to knock the offending item into the dirt

if it werent for the like. death and overwhelming heat, xeph would really like the nether - its bright and incredibly interesting. honeydew thinks hes gone absolutely mad.

lalna fed the crows around their base for the aesthetic, but that backfires when you see him playing with them and then handing him shit they've stolen from other people. the aesthetic is pretty dope though.

honeydew loves dogs, but xephos would become a horse girl(genderless) if he was ever introduced to one

[asbestieos]

LIKE DO YOUGET IT . THE HIPBUMP MAKES ME FEEL?

[doughyduo]

widestwaistlines

hikari that messes up her shapeshifting

"Oi! I don't weigh like, a million pounds in reality!"

fatgirlsdotcom

big enough to hipbump buildings by accident

"I-I know a fox who does that..."

[tremendousmothergoat]

Hey, do you think Team Rocket might mistake Toriel for a rare Pokémon? Maybe they'd try and capture her... maybe she'd let them, as it would probably lead to a steady string of meals...

Mmm, being captured by some shady organization doesn't feel too much like her thing! She'd probably just hipbump the pokeball back at whoever tries to catch her, maybe catch them instead for an easy meal! That is, unless she's taken by surprise or something..

Swear to god, though, if someone thinks she's some sort of rare variant of a Wailord she's gonna have problems with them.

[fatashellidols]

what if Marine was as thick as Towa?

'As thick' you say?

"Towa, come on, another hipbump!~ Let's feel ourselves jiggle and wobble against each other!~"

[redolentgrove]

"Oi. It's a good thing Aunt Shania was so willing to teleport us near Mount Coronet; that would have been a nightmare commute..."

Bijoux stood with Loki in the entrace foyer of Abaddon's palace, a cased concert grand harp strapped to her back. She looked over at her mom, eyes glancing back downward to her own forepaws as she brushed them along the floor nervously.

"I still feel bad that we're here and Millie isn't," the Cinccino-taur hummed, looking around at the many Pokemon that had already arrived to the gala, as well as the few that were just making it into the doors behind them. "I know she's safe with Celeste, but still..."

"I extended the offer," Loki replied gently. "I don't think she wants to be anywhere fancy right now, considering she's spent her whole life in luxury's lap and she's finally getting a chance to experience what the average Pokemon does. She'll be fine. Celeste is essentially like a walking therapist; she'll let Millie talk to her, hug her, treat her well. It'll be nice to give her a sense of what a mother figure should be, even if it's not me."

"Heh... you realise that if she tries to get Celeste to adopt her, she'd be your grandkid..." Bijoux gently nudged her mom's side, a gesture the hybrid responded to with an eyeroll and a hipbump.

"And you'd be her aunt," Loki teased back, her tail wagging happily. "I think it would be just as awkward rooming with your niece, now wouldn't it? Now, if you're done teasing your poor old mother, let's split up and go be social... I'll meet you back here when it's time for your performance."

((Loki and Bijoux have arrived at Abaddon's Gilded Gala! ))

[nevermindtheweights]

Thinking about Dragon Quest 11

I am really enjoying it. I’m at the point we make a sword.

Of course. I am still always thinking about Jade being really fat and then using her Hipbump ability.

[burnedparadisesimblr]

Emilia is here!!

[abelbjj]

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[themonolithicmystique]

(I may snap Mystique back to the initial blogstate from around 2015.  About a thousand feet tall, able to hipbump the Washington Monument over, ruling the world from her seat at DC, not too outrageously curvy, still with the ego that fills the entire universe.)

(May keep Mantis and Rockette and all the rest in their own setting.)

[scythe-nine]

When a titan hipbumps you out of the blue.

[commanders-sole-braincell]

karatekuchen replied to your post “Ford is now obligated to put on dad clothing, make horrible dad jokes...”

Hi I am just back from work and ready to check on shit but if they don't have one they can certainly make one If it doesn't involve a hipbump and fingerguns Thier is out

Oh absolutely we need hipbumps and fingers guns

if it’s a dad handshake do we have to wear khakis, same memes wrong and end it with “sport” or is that optional?

[sleeper96]

Talking moves with @gb_kirkland thank you all for a great week #Bjj #teamwork #guard #submissions #sweeps #situpsweep #guillotine #cattlecatcher #hipbump #technique #teamsleeper

[priceforrottenjudgement]

Steve: aaaaah, long time no see! How ya been buck?

Bucky:....

Steve: it's me. Steve. I don't know if you recognize me because I am an old man now because I went back in time to boink the woman who smooched me once.

Bucky:...

Steve: now I know what you're going to say. "Steve, why did you do this, this could have changed the course of time". But the fact is that I'm a hotblooded, straight, American male and if a woman shows me attention and I can't land with her niece I just... Have to!

Bucky:...

Steve: and if you're asking why I didn't save you from Hydra, why I didn't save Howard,...

Bucky:....

Steve:... Why I didn't prevent 9/11, why I didn't prevent the Iraq war,...

Bucky:........

Steve:... Why I didn't prevent Hiroshima, why I didn't warn people about several kinds of natural disasters or any of that stuff, I just gotta say: I was already changing the time line by hipbumping all of Peggy's children out of existence, I really couldn't afford to change more things.

Bucky:...

Steve: and I absolutely HAD to invade Peggy's life and change her entire future, even after she told me to move on and I made out with her niece because, you see, I am a red-blooded, straight man and that's just what we-

[nevermindtheweights]

"Of course I do. It's all worth it for a lady of your calliber." Dorothy winked and hip bumped the big girl, gently.

The hefty weight of the wide and girthy shortie allows her to take the hipbump and barely react. It said a ripple through her blubbery mass but beyond that, there was little reaction.

"I am glad you know so!" The proud lady said, beaming.

[ashleybenlove]

Astrid kissing her girlfriend’s cheek.

Hiccstrid hipbumping. 

Ruff in the second image is... idk what she’s doing? Facepalming?