#him when he's de-powered... Dumb bitch behavior but it's a dumb bitch who can cook so..

[mozzarellamotley]

No but why do I agree with the baked mac 'n cheese one 100%?

The league's like "So, you're de-powered?"

And Kal frowns and says a little anxiously, "Wait here!" then runs out of the room.

He returns an hour later, by which time most of them forgot he was still in the building, and they jump a foot in the air when Kal bursts through the doors. The sight of him stops any protests over the interruption: He's grinning triumphantly, wearing oven mitts and an apron, and hoisting a steaming dish of baked mac 'n cheese over his head.

"I've still got it!" he announces proudly as he places the dish in the center of the conference table. Everyone stares at him bewilderedly.

He smiles back and assures them, "You'll understand once you taste it. I hate to be one to brag, but nearly all of Smallville agrees that it's practically a superpower to- " His eyes widen. "SHIT. You need plates and utensils before it gets cold!" And he dashes out of the room again.

Soon, everyone's being served a heaping plate of mac. Proceedings come to a halt as they dig in. They're all exclaiming through mouthfuls of macaroni, "Holy shit." and "What the hell, Supes? You've been holding out on us!"

And Kal's standing at the head of the table with his arms crossed and looking very pleased that he's managed to get his lunatic friends to sit down and eat something warm and filling before they go out to fight evil again.

Things Superman Shouldn't be able to do:

Run faster than the Flash

Be especially skilled at fighting when depowered

Things Superman Should be able to do:

Make really good baked mac 'n cheese

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