#hilda ogden

[yourfavisamilf]

Hilda Ogden from Coronation Street is a milf!

[eggmeralda]

perfect image

[sheylads]

makes one of those character inspo square things whatever they're called for ruth except half of the characters are just from coronation street

[guiltypleasurefandomface]

Roger: What if... I had- I mean Dom had this great idea. How about we do a parody of coronation street and we all dress like coronation street characters. In drag.

Freddie: drag!? That's more up my street

John:....

Brian: that could be fun

John: certainty grab people's attention.

Freddie: I bag Bett Lynch

John: Ena Sharples

Brian: Hilda Ogden

Roger: Great! I'll be Suzie Birchall.

Freddie:... 🤔

John:... 🤨

Brian:... The... School... Girl... 🤨

John: is that Dom's idea too?

Roger:. ... Yes. She thinks it'll be a great laugh!

Brian:... Alright.

Freddie: this is the best idea I've ever heard.

Roger: Thanks. I mean. Dom will say thanks. When I tell her later... 😁

- after the video-

Dom: The video is amazing! You look like you all had fun!

Freddie: oh we did, darling!

John: Well it wasn't terrible.

Freddie: oh ignore him. He's just miffed he wasn't as glamorous as the rest of us.

John: hmph

Freddie: Anyway. Thank you so much for the idea darling! I bet you'll have

Dom: Sorry? What do you-

Roger: Dom! So glad you came, shall we get going?

Dom: oh but Freddie w-

Roger: Yep, time we're off sweetheart. Places to see people to go. See you next week guys. *rushes Dom out of the room, building, whole city*

Freddie:... Well. Alright.

Brian: that was odd

John: Dom's idea, my foot.

[wretchedfemme]

feeling cunty in my curlers and scarf until my mam told me i looked like hilda fucking ogden 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kenttheatreblog]

A REVIEW: The 39 Steps at The Hazlitt Theatre

My very first review and what a way to start with this clever comedy.

With tongue in cheek, Patrick Barlow has created a very up to date hilarious modern play extremely loosely based on the 1935 Alfred Hitchcock classic movie. Bored bachelor, Richard Hannay’s life becomes rather more eventful when he meets stunning Annabella Schmidt, a counter espionage agent. After taking her home to his flat, she is murdered in front of his very eyes. Accused of her demise, he flees to Scotland in an attempt to expose the spy ring, closely tailed by a mysterious organisation in a nationwide man hunt with twists and turns that climaxes in a death defying finale.

In the programme, the Director (Ian Craddock) tells of his struggle to choose a cast of only four as it was originally intended and I can fully understand his dilemma because the talent on that stage was immense.

As the hero, Hannay, Michael Kurtay, with his suave manner and his tweed suit, not to forget his pencil moustached stiff upper lip, created the perfect pivot point for the mayhem and disorder that circled him and I loved his opening monologue and of course his spontaneous political speech later in the play. Very ably partnered by Clare Corrigan as Annabella Schmidt whose comic timing was impeccable and who played the temptress femme fatale very convincingly. I applaud Clare for lying still for so long across the armchair with a knife in her back whilst Hannay hilariously made his escape.

At Hannay’s side, the prim and proper Pamela, played by Emma Edwards, a very accomplished actress who injected humour and seduction as Hannay’s love interest. Emma never falls out of character and she has such stage presence.

Margaret (Charlie Hilton) played her cameo beautifully with sincerity towards Hannay and Sheila Veitch added a bit of a Hilda Ogden moment whilst waving her feather dusteraround, which made the audience smile.

All the clowns deserve a massive mention (Matt Dallas, Russell Hambelton, David Ruler, Richard Pilborough, and Scott Raffle) with their array of costume changes,characterisations, hats, accents, comedic facial hair and wigs. They were witty and high on energy, nailing the characters at a pace and showcasing their versatility.

What a brilliantly assembled company which includes the crew, lights, sound, scenery, costumes and those holding up prickly bush and muddy puddle signs, not to forget the sheep. The scenery appeared to be simple but incredibly effective. I am a huge fan of less is more when it comes to stage sets and being able to change a car into a train into a bed meets with my approval. Also what a genius idea to dress the scene shifters in coats and flat caps.

Memorable moments for me are of course the biplane scene, which was ingenious and I am still chuckling at the Radio Presenter‘s very funny delivery of his lines.

Mix Hitchcock and a spy story with a pinch of Monty Python and you have an incredible unmissable chaotic comedy which will have you laughing out loud.

I consider myself to be an active theatre goer and I wanted to give a fair and honest opinion, so tonight, without a doubt, I was hugely entertained. I have absolutely no negative comments at all. Well done The Willington Players – A remarkable terrific triumph of theatre.

Julie Argent

The 39 Steps as presented by The Willington Players runs at The Hazlitt Theatre in Maidstone from 25th-29th April 2023. Get your tickets at parkwoodtheatres.co.uk

[classic-corrie-things]

some of my favourite episodes were the day trips! this is from when the residents of the street visited the speedwell caves in 1965.

much to her horror, annie walker got her good hat dirty, hilda and stan bickered away famously and dennis tanner was up to his usual tricks, dropping elsie’s earring down a bottomless pit.

it was also the episode where david barlow proposed to irma ogden, which was such a lovely moment.

(found these fab pics on pinterest, the account adrian godfrey has the most amazing collection of old corrie snaps!)

[thepeoplesmovies]

Film Review - Mrs Harris Goes To Paris (2022)

Film Review - Mrs Harris Goes To Paris (2022) @FredaTalkingPix reviews #MrsHarrisGoesToParis STARRING #LesleyManville #filmreview @universaluk

Close to national treasure status – her unassuming style means it’s taking longer than it should – Lesley Manville’s film career alone is impressive in its range. A CGI fairy in Maleficent, a cancer sufferer in Ordinary Love, a manipulative matriarch in Let Him Go and numerous roles for Mike Leigh are just a few, but the one that made everybody sit up and take notice was her Oscar nominated turn…

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[squeezemylemon]

“I Want to Break Free” - Queen.

[magazinecanteen-blog]

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[flora-garcia]

{ SELENA GOMEZ, TWENTY ONE, CISFEMALE, SHE/HER } Is that FLORA GARCIA? A JUNIOR originally from NEW YORK CITY, they decided to come to Ogden College to study THEATER. They’re THE CYNIC on campus, but even they could get blamed for Greer’s disappearance.

CHARACTER STATS:

BIRTHDAY: June 27, 2001

ZODIAC: ☼ Cancer ☾ Taurus ↑ Sagittarius

THREE POSITIVE TRAITS: Witty, loyal, protective

THREE NEGATIVE TRAITS: Spiteful, tactless, suspicious

THREE SKILLS: Can do cartwheels, perfect vision, very good at illustration

CHARACTER INSPIRATIONS: Ava Daniels (Hacks), Bianca Del Rio (RuPaul’s Drag Race), Hilda Suarez (Ugly Betty), Liz Lemon (30 Rock), Mare Sheehan (Mare of Easttown), Patti Harrison

MBTI: ENTP

EIGHT TV TROPES: The Ace, Jerk with a Heart of Gold, Deadpan Snarker, Black Comedy, Nightmare Fetishist, Lady Swears-a-Lot, Nerdy Bully, Freudian Excuse

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

FIVE FAVORITE SONGS: The Less I Know the Better - Tame Impala, LES - Childish Gambino, 212 - Azealia Banks, Venus Fly - Grimes, Woman - Doja Cat

FIVE FAVORITE MOVIES: The Social Network, Seven Psychopaths, Party Monster, The Favourite, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

FIVE FAVORITE BOOKS: Social Studies, A Series of Unfortunate Events, A Woman of No Importance, Angels in America, Slow Days Fast Company

FIVE FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Shrill, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Hacks, 30 Rock, Arrested Development

EXTRACURRICULARS: Improv club

DETAILED ZODIAC: Mercury Gemini, Venus Gemini, Mars Libra, Jupiter Gemini, Saturn Gemini. Obviously a Gemini Stellium on 9th house.

RELATIONSHIP TO GREER

Flora and Greer weren’t close friends but they both loved partying, they would always see each other in parties (especially in the wildest ones), those places were the only ones they had a few of shallow conversations. They also shared a dealer.

HOW THEY EMBODY THEIR SKELETON TROPE.

Perhaps being the only precious daughter of a fairly known Broadway actress and a famous playwright turned Flora into a bitter, cynical woman after witnessing too many atrocities she shouldn’t have at a very young age. Her parents’ marriage didn’t last very long, she was five years old when her mother left her father because of his affair with a much younger Broadway actress. After the divorce, she was raised by her mother and spent most of her time in rehearsals. The awful treatment her mother faced in theater circles over the course of years and the fucked up people she met in her father’s fancy soirées, she quickly decided that the world, indeed, was a bad place.

ADDITIONAL IC QUESTIONS

“Popularity isn’t supposed to matter past high school, but do you think Ogden has a popular crowd? Like…Greer was popular, wasn’t she?”

I don't think, I am sure Ogden has a popular crowd. It doesn't really bother me because unlike high school, in college you get to curate your experience. If you don't want to deal with obnoxious popular kids, then don't go near them. There are tons of other places to be. That's the beauty of college. Anyway, back to your question. Greer was one of the most popular kids, if not the most popular one. I mean, the fact you are here and questioning me about it proves that. I don't think people would even notice if a nobody disappeared for a month or two.

“Would you ever disappear like she did? Assuming Greer arranged this, which, knowing Greer…“

Absolutely. I think everybody has the urge, you know? Like, move to Mexico and start a band when things get too much. Then again, in my case, I would have to look for another job because I can't sing. I can't play any instruments, either. Wait, what was the question again?

MINI BIO / TRIVIA

Flora was born and raised in NYC. East Village NATION RISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her mom is a Broadway actress. She has been in a bunch of musicals. Her papa is a very famous playwright and theater director. (think of Bob Fosse)

Flora, on the other hand, HATES musicals with passion. Except Rent. She likes that one only.

She attended Saint Ann’s School, known for its strength in performing arts.

Trilingual bitch here. English, Spanish and French.

She took a gap year after high school, traveled around Europe. Spent a few months in Berlin. She loved it there.

Many people speculate the sole reason Flora got into Ogden’s theater program is her parents, but that’s actually not true. She has talent. However, she has no interest in being an actress. She is into stand-up comedy.

Insult comedy is what I would use to describe her comedy style. She loves roasting people. Nothing is sacred, and certainly no one is safe.

She got kicked out of the campus group chat twice for memelording.

A total troll.

Bisexual. Out and proud.

Certified Grimes fan. 

She has a little Barbie jeep and she drives that through campus 

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QUEEN OF THE STREET

QUEEN have paid an amazing tribute to Coronation Street

All four members of the band appear in drag as characters based on their favourite soap opera in a scene for their new video, I Want To Break Free.

Freddie Mercury appears in a PVC skirt and fishnet stockings as a sort of Bet Lynch, John Deacon pays homage to Ena Sharples and Brian May impersonates Hilda Ogden.

Famous

It was a laugh-a-minute at their videoshoot last week and I hear the word is that Freddie's famous moustache has disappeared.

He also plays a ballet dancer in a scene specially choreographed by one of the stars of the Royal Ballet.

[paddymcgintysgoat]

Hilda Ogden