#hiiiiiiii alex!!!

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Guilt.

Alex couldn’t escape it. It lay within her neglected schoolwork. In the resources she stripped from the earth in the name of fun. In dreams of riches that weren’t deserved, nor hers to take. The detachment she felt from her family, and the lack of gratefulness she felt for the things they provided. The time she wasted.

The things she’d done…

And guilt; guilt festered. It writhed within guts, threatening to boil into bitterness and rage. Rage was unpredictable. Rage was frightening. Rage was a disaster waiting to happen. An unstable mass of energy, practically fit to burst.

A star.

[meongppangz]

[yellowloid]

suck it and see @ mercedes-benz arena in berlin (02/05/2023)

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Whjatttttttttttttt

hiw does tumblr work....... pls hepl

[vraska-theunseen]

THE INTRO GOES SO HARDDDD FALIN IN THE STOMACH

starting the dungeon meshi anime from what i've heard it seems kinda like wolf 359 (guy who's favorite media is wolf 359: getting a lot of wolf 359 vibes from this) where it seems benign and silly at the beginning but then it starts to really go in on the things it's been only joking about and it gets So Insane

[laswells-ashtray]

Hiiiiiiii who out of the cod guys is most likely to tear up at a movie? And, to add to that, who is is embarrassed or entirely unashamed?

Soap will shed a few tears at Brokeback Mountain and he doesn't care, that movie is fucking heartbreaking.

Price would get choked up by Dead Poets Society when he was younger. He refuses to rewatch it now for fear it might be just as bad.

Gaz was back home for Christmas one year and the family decided to throw on the Jurassic World movies for the kids, he had gotten slightly tipsy with his siblings and when it got to the scene where they have to leave the brachiosaurus behind and it burns in the lava he leaves "to go smoke" and then stands outside and wipes the tears from his eyes because it was just so fucking sad and he's definitely drunk. Would never admit it to anyone.

Nikolai sheds a single tear at Mamma Mia during Slipping Through My Fingers, he feels no shame. It would get to the best of men. He was also high as shit on painkillers at the time.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Shawshank Redemption gets Graves. He is ashamed of it but the bit with Brook just gets to him and crumbles every time.

No one knows and no one will ever know but the movie that truly does it for Ghost is All Dogs Go to Heaven. I don't feel the need to explain.

Big believer that Alex is the worst out of all of the cod men because if you get him drunk enough then he'll cry at damn near any movie, he's a big feelings type if drunk and it shows. Watched Philidelphia once while drunk and started bawling, to this day he doesn't remember it.

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Hiii!! Hope your having a wonderful day/night! Just wanted to ask how you grind money?? I'm so broke and I wanna take up robins payment too :(

Hiiiiiiii!!! Thank you and I hope you're also having a wonderful day/night!

There's a few ways to grind money! But it all falls down to what your gameplay style is! Here's a list of getting big money when starting a new game and late game in general!

Jobs that give decent money:

Office Work/Temp Job (Simple and easy but annoying)

At the start you can easily start working for temp jobs, only during the weekdays though. If you're in late game and already maxed out your school grades then it doesn't matter. It's a decent job good enough to get decent money (if playing early game) that ranges based which floor you work in and the bonuses the manager will give you which is also based on their love towards you.

Now the annoying part. There's a possibility on some floors where some parts of your clothing will get snagged on a shredder and might lead to getting your clothing shredded rendering you naked. There's also a special mechanic while working in the office is the complaints you get. Idk exactly what the requirements are to get complaints but basically if you gathered enough of those you get sent to the Security. And lastly the molestation and nonconsensual because when has dol ever have a scene without this.

Danube house jobs (Simple but a bit taxing on time)

One of my go to actually! I suggest going to Danube insted of Domus and the Flats for jobs as the payments ranges from £10 to £300 based on the kind of jobs you encounter. Of course it's only possible if you have enough stats but some jobs doesn't require any skillcheck! The only problem is probably the time and your fatigue stat which will be a problem to your PC

Just like any other, there's always a chance of molestation and nonconsensual to happen! But the pay is really good so there's that.

Selling flowers (Taxing on time but easy enough)

If still in early game and you haven't got any vegetable plants yet then this is also a decent way to get money. You just have to wait for the flowers to bloom though. I advise on getting roses seed as they have a more higher value/price than the other flowers. The time period for it to bloom is a bit long so it's better to harvest a lot of flowers and selling them afterwards. And it may be a bit tedious but selling in the marketplace instead of the factory is preferable if you prefer selling your products in it's full price/original price then getting half of it.

This way is also one of the ways to raise up your business fames which will be helpful on the long run once you go through alex's farm and want to sell off your produce in the factory.

Again, there might be a molestation and nonconsensual scene if you flirt too much with your customers.

Masseur/Spa (Difficult to unlock)

A much more annoying job to get in mid game once your beauty is maxed out or you have good enough hand skills. But it's decent enough to work in soooo.

It's also where you can max out your hand skills if you haven't and also get an achievement with a high skulduggery skill.

A job that has a 50/50% chance you can get molested in! It's safe enough to work in without worrying about it.

Docks (Time consuming)

I really don't suggest working in the docks. The pay is decent enough but the time it consumes is annoying, you're better off getting a job in Danube then wasting 12 hours for a meager pay.

But you do you. The docks has some pros and achievements stored if you want to work in it. It's also a good advantage if you have a high skulduggery and managed to see some items (vials, gold etc.) that's worth stealing during the night.

There's also some molestation and nonconsensual scene, but you know that already.

Cafe before renovation/Chalets/Dog Pound (Low, will not recommend)

One of the few that I will basically not recommend for any new players to work in. The pay is not worth it. Work in other places, even the docks, just not here.

Except for the cafe! If you work enough with a high dancing skill and managed to get Sam's love up, you can start working as a chef (which is a bit difficult if your PC doesn't have the lactating trait)

Dancing in the Strip Club/Brothel (Caution)

If you have enough dance skill and managed to get into the brothel then you can work as a dancer. A decent enough pay but the real money is getting with a client.

But if dancing in the brothel, you might end up triggering the crowd and lead into a nonconsensual encounter. It's better in the Strip Club since you have a safety net (the guards) to protect you. If dancing isn't in your alleyway then -

Bartender (Decent)

A good enough job that can give you a decent amount of tips. It's also a good way to gather intel about smugglers and steal from them.

You already know what I'm about to say. Another chance for molestation and nonconsensual scene to happen (to Darryl especially).

Hookah Parlour (Decent)

A much more late game job as it requires you to finish all the events (which can be too pricey) for you to acquire the job.

You also need to catch lurkers which can be a problem if you haven't went through alex's farm yet.

Now that's also for jobs that can give you a hundred of money, now to the jobs that give more money!

Jobs/Items that give a lot of money:

Selling produce to the Factory (Requires a lot of produces to sell it)

As I stated above, once you go through alex's farm you now have the option of gathering produce from harvesting vegetables and animal products. You'll get a lot of it and if you gather more of it (Stardew Valley type of shit) you can ship it off to the factory to sell in bulk!

Ofc the downsides of it are time, Remy and annoying animals.

Selling Aphrodisiac to the Compound (Simple and Easy)

One of the things you can get from Alex if you give them lurkers to use.

It's one of the easiest ways to get a lot of money, but annoying to catch lurkers.

Antiques (Troublesome but worth it!)

Antiques are one, if not the most easiest way to get a shit ton of money in early game. Yes there are a few skills and scenarios based on RNG but it's worth it to get easy money!

Two immediate items that I would go for is the diamond and the treasure map with the added bonus of the compass. The problem is you need to have a high swimming, skulduggery and history stat to do it.

Some items are weekly resetting! So once Sunday rolls around you can go back and get those items again to sell off to Winter! I recommend the compass in the Smugglers Cave as it cost about £2000 and you can keep coming back every week to get it!

Here's a pic of me hoarding a shit ton of compass and other antiques in a course of a few months

But it's a bit hard to get all the antiques as they have very specific requirements to achieve and it's just too much trouble. The pay is worth it though, and making Winter happy is also worth it!

Niki's Photoshoot (Easy)

I keep forgetting on how to meet Niki but it always involves having high Exhibitionist stats but anyway! The price is good enough, especially if you have a lot of audience. It's also a weekly thing, so you can only get to shoot once a week. The only requirements is to have a high exhibitionist skill and to gain a lot of audience.

The only problem is if Niki left you alone with the audience.

Temple Allowance (Restrictive)

I will not recommend going through this if you don't plan to go through Sydney's route. The allowance is good if you maxed out your grace, but the punishment is not something I really want to go through though. And it also takes a long time before you can get your allowance.

Dancing in Danube Mansion (Dangerous)

One of the jobs that can earn you a lot of money in one sitting. The way to get this job is by basically being an ass to Charlie or if you are an Initiate who maxed out your grace then Jordan will ask you to search for a missing Initiate in Danube. There's a bug where even after finding the initiate you can still choose to dance in the Danube Mansion.

If you also have a high skulduggery skill you can probably get about 5k by stealing. And if you left your audience enthralled you're guaranteed a 5k pay- the horse/centaur though is the problem. And triggering the audience as well.

Cafe Renovated (Easy if you lactate)

Like I said before, if you don't have the lactating trait then it's gonna be troublesome. Working as a chef you can gain a decent amount of money based on how much buns you made/'cream' you milked out.

The downside is the suspicion bar but it hardly matter since it'll go down if you don't work in the cafe everyday.

It's easy and simple! But you can still get molested and a nonconsensual encounter though.

And that's all I can remember about high paying jobs! Hopefully this is helpful to you anon <3! Good luck on paying Bailey!

[vividarcadia]

My turn on the writing pt 4!!

Hiiiiiiii part 4 of my sitcom AU series!! Shit finally hits the fan and Alex gotta book it! This is such a beast of a fic but I really did spend a lot of time on each individual scene-I hope you all love it!!

[sublimecatgalaxy]

HIIIIIIII I'M BACCCCCK (hehe you don't know who I am)-

Can you write Daryl Dixon (set in commonwealth) where he's dating RJ and Judith's teacher?? I just think of someone so preppy and happy dating someone so gloomy and brooding like Daryl and I literally crack up.

You're so so good at writing him so 😌 write away😌

BYYYEEEEE

I adore this and whoever this is hehe! Thank you for this request, you goofball. You're the best! BYEEEEE-

"Bye." Daryl mutters, pressing a simple kiss to the top of Judith's head as she and RJ run past me and into the school, leaving him and I behind. He gives me a bashful smile and takes a step towards me, shoving his hands in the pocket of his coat as he looks down the street, breath fogging in the cold air.

"Hi Daryl." I coo, swaying back and forth with my arms clasped behind my back, feeling the heat in my cheeks that has risen since he's approached my school.

There's just something about a tough guy who's soft with his kids that's so incredibly attractive.

"Hi Miss Y/n/n." He gives me a nod of acknowledgement and I scoff at his lack of familiarity, watching him purposely try to appear nonchalant but it's only making him appear more and more awkward.

"Wow, last name basis now?" I ask, taking a hefty step towards him as his eyes sweep across my floral skirt, a fond smile slipping across his lips as his fingers reach out to brush against the material blowing in the wind. His favorite skirt.

"Keepin' it professional." He shrugs simply, taking a second to look around at the groups of people passing us and other kids running past us and into our classroom.

"Never knew you to be coy." I coo, reaching out to brush my hand against his arm, little shocks of electricity sparking at the simple touch. I grin wickedly, reaching up to press a cool hand to my cheek to try to settle the way my cheeks have suddenly flushed.

"I don't want them figuring it out." He mutters, motioning towards the school and I give him an inquisitive tilt of my head and a dumb smile.

"Figuring what out?" I ask, rising to my tip toes to skim my lips along his ear as I whisper. "That I'm in your bed three times a week and have been for months on end?"

"Jesus, where'd you learn to talk like that?" He asks with a chuckle, reaching up to rub at the back of his neck, his own cheeks now flushed in a vivid red blush.

"You."

"'m rubbing off on you." He boasts with a smirk, reaching out to bump his shoulder against mine as the bell rings behind me, the children's screeches and the commotion they cause quieting down now that they expect me to enter the class.

"In one way or another." I wink, clasping my hands in front of me as I back up slowly towards the school, loving the scoff and sassy eyeroll that Daryl gives me.

"Goddamn."

"I'll see you tonight, yeah?" I ask, waving cutely at him as I spin gracefully, keeping my head low to avoid the questions from RJ and Judith, knowing they'll see right through me if I go in with there with the smile I'm wearing.

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[lonely-wizard-irl]

HIIIIiiiiii

Remember how u were talking too louise some time back? This interaction actually caused us to form a new headmate lol/lh

Zay are called Bux and use Zay/Zoy and Xe/Xem pronouns and have a bit a similar personality to you!

- bux🎈 but Alex is writing

aAAA THATS SO COOL <|:000

AAAAA MORE NEW FRIENDS YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYA

HIIIIIIII

HOW ARE YOUUU-??

-the wiz <|:3

[rpfisfine]

youtube.com/watch?v=CDrrKAqXp2Q&t=15618s

hi, i think you should watch this hasan vod with alex and aleksa

it’s actually the same stream as when they went shopping with xqc (but before xqc arrived)

anyway, they join at about 3:51:18, and the first ten minutes (like until 4:01:28) are especially good i think, though there are some good moments throughout

also please watch aleksa at 4:09:22

hiiiiiiii thank you so much for this rec there were so many insane moments that i was forced to strip this comp back to the basics bc the file wouldve been too big otherwise but i think this should still be a pretty exhaustive selection:

the cum eating / cum retention story

"i think i wasn't ready for alex's severe and intense training regime. he ended up putting me in the hospital during one of our spars... which is nice. 😁"

hasan being glad he didn't have to fight alex + saying he looks like a ufc fighter + alex: "i feel like you would still smash me."

"[alex] looks like he grew up in dagestan punching rocks"

aleksa: "alex would just dominate me the entire time"

alex complimenting aleksa

"we weren't going that hard, it's more just [alex] got, like, the sweet spot" (??????)

alex saying he was worried he would appear weak "because hasan's so big" Okay

(my personal favorite) them discussing alex's unreal physique + aleksa saying how annoying it is when he randomly starts working out at home + calling alex a weirdo + "just go bat off like everyone else"

hasan giving alex his shirt + alex saying he looks "like a schoolchild" with rolled down sleeves

"you guys bang each other? all the time." and aleksa's intriguing reaction

aleksa's obsession with bass pro shops shirts

aleksa talking abt wanting to show hunter biden's cock on twitter to alex

[graham--folger]

i start a new ep i’m like oh this one’s my favorite the ep ends i start a new ep i’m like oh this one’s my favorite the ep ends—

tristamp episode five my beloved you are everything to me

[ilovedthestars]

Hiiiiiiii I just read the entirety of the murderbot diaries in a week and I am SO OBSSESSED and want to become more obsessed. Do you have recs for good blogs to follow (other than you) for people who post about murderbot (and are active? I don’t know how late to the game I am).

oh hello!!!! congrats on discovering murderbot!! i'm so curious how my blog was the first you found, but thanks for saying hi!!

i am so happy to inform you that there is a THRIVING murderbot fandom on tumblr, ao3 and discord!! a big chunk of the fandom hangs out in a few different discord servers, if that's your thing you should check them out! I'm an active member of the biggest and oldest one, the Murderbot Diaries 2.0 discord, which i can get you an invite for if you like! We have some really fun fandom events (including an ao3 comment bingo going on right now) and so many fun conversations about the books and fic ideas. There's also a couple other servers that have been created more recently, including New Tideland which I hear is also very friendly, i bet someone else can get you a link for that one.

as for tumblr, i have some wonderful wonderful mutuals who i met on the murderbot discord! i'm trying to remember who's been posting murderbot stuff recently--off the top of my head @grammarpedant @elexuscal @specialagentartemis @snugglyeldritchjellyfish all have great murderbot thoughts and fic, @broken-risk-assessment-module @alex-van-gore @sentient-pineapple have all that and have drawn some killer murderbot fanart. (fair warning if you follow all of these people you may end up with Same Post On Your Dash 10 Times syndrome XD i have a pretty small and tight knit fandom circle and i recommend you go seeking out others as well!)

if you're looking for some cool posts to read & reblog @grammarpedant has a "murderbot reruns" tag which includes some of the awesome meta and art that's gotten circulated on tumblr in the past, i highly suggest you check that out for a start!

i am leaving So So many cool people out but my memory is limited, murderbot friends pls rb or shout yourself out in the replies if i missed you!

[autobot-ratchet]

earthspark episode 9+10!

hfgdjs I love how they've been building up ghost as this super skeevy morally grey organization that's using the autobots to further their anti-con agenda but they're all just cringefail losers, including that one dude from earlier who was hunting Twitch

"it's been 30 years! well, 15 for you." okay so I'm completely justified in feeling weird about everyone being so cool with Megatron lmfAO he was absolutely doing decepticon shit on earth within recent memory

THE BUMBLEBEE SUIT........

I love how we're slowly but surely playing with the idea of gender-swapping more and more bots (in particular, swapping from male to female since yknow. there's like 1000 male bots and like maybe 20 females if you really scrape for the obscure ones lmfAO)

I barely have anything to say about this scene, this is just some good, good action lmAO

as much as I poke fun at Dr. Mandroid, I am immediately interested in his villainous angle here, especially in tandem with ghost's deal and Optimus and Megatron's moral dilemma, I'm seeing the overarching themes, I am the noticer

fhdsjak come on Op you gotta pinky-swear

aw I'm glad Optimus arranged things so that he can still go with the Terrans, I was fully prepared for him to have to be like "eermmm sorry, I know I pinky-swore, but actually I gotta go do ghost things you know how it is." also more Megatron-Dorothy time hell yes I'm so ready

oh I LOOOOOOOOVE how Dorothy holds onto Megatron's leg as he walks, like it's a practiced motion they've done a thousand times oughgjdsfgu I forgot how much I love human/bot relationships my fucking neurons are ACTIVATED

oh shit these spider droid things can do it all

GET HIS ASS DOROTHY

ooh tell me the LORE mandroid, he hates literally all parties involved and I wanna know why, spill the teeeeaaaaaa

there's that spidery symbol again (edit: I was playing Earth Wars and saw that symbol again in that game, it's Quintus Prime's crest lmAO I kinda thought it was gonna be Tarantulas-related since I know his ass is in this show somewhere)

"go ahead, kids, you got the touch." and the fuckin synth music kicking in shut uuuUUUPPP

the ember stone, huh? I did call it a matrix rock before but it looks absolutely nothing like the matrix lmAO so yeah that's fair that it's an entirely different object

I love that they wrote Alex to just. have transformers as a special interest, I love how it works in both canon and meta, I love transformers lore lmAO

once again crossing my fingers and praying for the cyber sleeves to equip the human children with weapons to protect themselves

uhhhgfhdsj I'll come back and edit this post with what the cybertronian writing says later, I wanna watch right now lmAO besides I'm willing to bet it says the same thing the wall did, "in times of need, help shall rise to your call," that fits for this situation (edit: it does not lmfAO it says "Evolution of hope.")

OH NEW GUYS, THAT ONE'S NIGHTSHADE RIGHT THAT'S MY FELLOW THEY/THEM USER HIIIIIIII

oh shit they actually caused a cave-in

happy birthday kids, now escape mortal peril lmAO

oh of course Nightshade's a little fruity with it lmfAO also I gotta say, I'm pleasantly surprised by the masculine voice, usually when an agender individual shows up in a piece of mainstream media, they're very clearly feminine/afab since the general cis population thinks that agender people are just weird and quirky women and have a hard time grasping the concept of amab folks being anything other than Male so I'm happy to see this

I love that everyone else in the show also just calls this dude Mandroid lmfAO like even during serious scenes, they're not even dunking on him like I am, he really did just fuck up his introduction forever

"he or she just doesn't fit who I am" oh it warms my heart to hear that in a mainstream transformers cartoon aaaAAAAAHHHH..... and I was afraid they'd handle that in a really clunky way, especially when I heard that a character literally says the words "Nightshade's pronouns are they/them" in the script, but that felt natural enough in its canon context. also I do feel a tiny bit of vindictive glee at them specifically saying "he or she" is not correct, cannot TELL you how many times I've seen people use "he or she" to refer to a group of people when "they" would've worked just fine, just REALLY letting me know you think there's only two options

ohhh hearing Optimus prime respect someone's they/them pronouns has my heart soaring lmAO it feels like my veins are filled with liquid sunshine, feels good feels right feels organic!!! literally every time I start doubting my gender and thinking I should just go back to presenting as cis, I hear someone refer to someone else with they/them pronouns just casually like it's not even an issue and the gender euphoria goes DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!!! and like truly what choice do I have but to be more of a they/them than ever lmAO

I said it before but I love how involved Dorothy is with the action in this show. It always made me happy that June got to be part of the team in transformers prime but she was a doctor, not a fighter. I am specifically glad that Dorothy is fucking shit up in this cartoon lmAO it rules

ooh interesting, his base moves??? or is it invisible, I know he's got that kind of tech

aww Alex...

omgdhfasjk the seven billion text messages...

I am a fucking sucker, that whole "the color purple" thing got me good lmAO

fghsdjksa good fake accent, Hashtag

DFGADHJSFDGHDJSF THE SPARKLY ANIME YURI FLASHBACK..... purple is apparently also the color of lesbian airplanes, first Slipstream now Skywarp lmfAO

this man's lips are so fucking dry y'all gotta stop zooming in on them

OH THE BASE DOES IN FACT JUST FUCKING MOVE LMAO

oh hell yeah, love the heart-shaped explosions while they kiss lmAO

oh my god Mandroid really does have history and beef with EVERYONE, how the FUCK does he know Alex???

Twitch is just collecting dads like it's a hobby

ooh shit we got spilled energon

girl you better know what the fuck you're doing, I actually like you you better not die

YEAAAHHHH FUCK HIS WHOLE DAY UP

"is every day like this for you?" FOR REAL LIKE Y'ALL HAVE BEEN ALIVE FOR HALF A DAY AND ALREADY YOU'VE SEEN ALL THIS SHIT

aww I'm glad Optimus finally got a dub, he's been getting yelled at this whole dang show and now we finally got some tangible progress on the kind of thing he's trying to achieve, good for him, good for everybody

[butchkaramazov]

AHANAAAAAA??? HELLOOO (or is it alex now should I call you alex?) how are youu? how is everything???

HIIIIIIII AYANTIKA DIDIIII (you can call me either alex or ahana or both, it doesn't really matter <3 i'm okayish, hru?)

[born-in-hell]

Omg alex krycek hiiiiiiii