#hiiiii checking in it’s 3am

[gmaybe666]

it’s getting dicey!!!!!!

part five of my comic ‘roadtrip’

part four, part three, part two, part one

[pokemonperformersam]

Which of your Pokemon….

👽 has the weirdest origin story?

(i'm being late to the party i know. Also sorry if this was asked before, i don't feel like going through the backlog to check :3)

@koffing-time

Hiiiii!

Don’t worry - but I’ve done this one all ready. Here’s the link!

But because I’m obsession with the attention I’ll answer another one. Just for you. /j

🏃‍♂️ who has the best zoomies?

My Kangaskan, Gurtie, is getting older now so she doesn’t really do zoomies? But she does get energy spikes Somtimes.

So usually at 3am I’ll turn on my light to go pee or whatever I’ll get a kangaskan leaning on all 4s jumping from one side to the other breathing heavily, her eyes glowing very red because of the light reflected. Completely cursed and somewhat terrifying.

[delcakoo]

HIIIII ITS SHELL, i feel like i haven’t checked in, in FOREVER, how have u been??? THE NEW ENHYPEN COMEBACK IS SO GODDAMN GOOD DAWG. wish the albums would come out faster tho 💔💔💔💔 BUT NIKI AND JUNGWON??!:!:$/&:8282/ GODDDD THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD I WAS DYING WHEN I SAW THE MV

SHELL OMFJGNGN I WAS TRYING TO FIND UR ADCOUNT TO SEND U AN ASK BUT I GAVE UP CUZ I COULDNT REMMEBER UR @ I DONT KNOW IF U CHANGED IT OR IF IM JUST DUMB BUT 🫶🫶🫶🫶 I MISSED UUUU HIHI <3 IVE BEEN. ok SO STRESSED ABOUT EXAMS HELP WBU. GIVE ME UR STUDY TIPS if u have anY PLEAAA :(((

RIGHT RIGHTTT THE COMEBACK WS TRULY AmazING I STAYED UP TIL 3AM AUGH I LOVE THE CHOREO W THE FEMALE DANCERS!? ☹️🫶 WHATS UR TRACK RANKING HEGEHE

[strawberrygutssss]

Crew boys as your older sibling(separate)

Quackity

•Starting off strong with everyone's fav overprotective brother🙏

•From quackity im getting preteen younger sister vibes

•His #1 secret is that he actually loves hearing about your school drama and when you to come to him for advice even though he acts like you're annoying

•He would do that thing where he moves you to the side walk and he’ll walk on the side where the road is(help I hope y’all understand bc it’s hard to explain)

•Firmly believes in the "No boys(or girls) til you're 50" rule

•He acts like its dumb but he does enjoy when you put makeup on him or paint his nails,he likes bonding with you.

•You steal his beanies,shirts and hoodies alot because mens clothing is just more comfortable

•seriously tho,he only has like 2 hoodies left because of you

•Can't cook for shit so expect him randomly taking you to burger king at like 1am

•He invites you to be on stream alot and normally lets you wear his beanies

•I feel like you'd have a small accent or a sorta rasp because of the fact english isn't your first language

•again with the english not being your first language,he might have to translate the stuff you say on stream

•You're either chaotic n loud or saracastic and quiet,there's no inbetween.

•He likes to come into your room and just lay on your bed and bother you

•"y/nnnnnn""what""hiiiii"

•If you lay on his bed,he'll probably try to kick you off as a joke

•He buys you alot of stuff when traveling because he loves to see your reaction

•Dream has you white listed on the dsmp for lore reasons and because fans love you

•Refuses to snitch on you and will lie for you if you get caught doing something

•Your lore character is also quackity's sibling but you're a ghost

•Overall rating on the brother scale:10/10

Karl

•Im getting 13-15 year old sister vibes

•Clingy asf

•Like i mean it,he goes with you everywhere

•Store?He ran out of monsters so might as well go with,Restaurant?Hes hungry,he'll pay for it anyways,school?just let him drop you off or pick you up.

•He spoils the shit out of you,hes constantly giving you plushies,candy,etc.He just wants you to be happy

•again with the clingy,if hes not with you in person,hes texting you.

•"did you get there?Are you safe?""Karl you just dropped me off,you havent even left the school zone yet"

•I think he'd want to dye your hair or paint your nails

•like just imagine having matching nails with karl

•He'll cook for you and usually makes you breakfast and lunch

•CHAT LOVES YOU

•constant compliments."SHES SO PRETTY""Shes literally heather""#Y/Nfanclub"

•Invites you to jackbox streams

•sapnap and quackity love you but they tease you in the same way karl would

•checks up on you to make sure you've eaten,brushed your teeth,drank water,etc

•You'd probably get featured on some mrbeast challenges and i can see you either winning or getting pretty close

•the mrbeast crew absolutely adore you

•Overall rating on the brother scale:11/10

Sapnap

•All im seeing is 14-16 year old sister vibes

•bullys you but nobody else is allowed to(except the rest of the crew boys)

•playful arguments

•Calls u stinky😢💔

•You team up with dream and george to annoy him as much as possible

•Hes the type of sibling to eat the food you left in the fridge

•Yall are both sassy asf

•he sends you random tikoks alot

•half of them dont even make sense,it could literally just be a monkey with the caption 'monke' and he'll piss himself laughing

•You cook for him alot because he can't cook for shit

•He loves your cooking like he could have the same meal everyday for years but never get tired of it if it was made by you

•BINGEWATCHINGANIMEBINGEWATCHINGAHIME

•Buys you alot of manga and lends you his

•chat says you're a better chad than him(true bw)

•helps you with homework but it ends up with both of yall confused

•Playing valorant at 3am with him and punz is a must

•You,Him and Punz=Toxic trio

•You're a part of the dsmp lore as a blaze hybrid and as karlnapity's child

•He'll pick u up randomly then just drop you

•Would definitely sit on your back while your laying down and say some shit like "damn this pillow moves alot"(idk if this is a universal thing,my brother used to do that to me)

•SELF DEFENSE IS A MUST

•This man has perpared you for almost every situation because hes afraid you'll get hurt or taken advantage of

•Overall on the brother scale:9/10(1 point off for calling u smelly)

Georgenotfound

•16-18 year old sster vibes

•You definitely know and love drista,yall are besties

•you love teasings him about dreamnotfound

•you send him random ship edits and moments that pop up on your fyp

•hes one edit away from blocking u

•will yell your name for like 10 minutes and when you finally respond he tells you to go get him some water

•Chat loves you

•"Pretty privilege runs in the family apparently"

•dream thinks your absolutely hilarious

•you take his sweaters all the time because how could u not???they're so comfy

•Anybody remember the stream when tommy and quackity were asking george what sexual things meant?You were apart of that

•Tommy make alot of "I TALKED TO GEORGENOTFOUND'S SISTER IN MINECRAFT" videos and fans absolutely eat that shit up

•seriously nobody can get enough of you.

•you were trending on twitter for a while after posting a tweet captioned"I saw dream and george makeout,never going in the kitchen again" with a pic of u fake crying attached

•he knows all your secrets and teases you for them but never tells anybody

•he can actually be comforting and give good advice at times

•will randomly ask you to go get fast food with him

•You have over atleast 400 inside jokes like where they do keep coming from

•crew boys love u,probably more than they love george

•dream makes alot of jokee about being your future brother-in-law

•Overall on the brother scale:9/10

Dream

•you're drista's twin

•You're calmer and way shyer than drista but yall have the same sassiness and wittyness

•You're apart of the canon dsmp lore as both of you and drista are gods

•he likes to pick you and throw you on couchs,pools,beds,etc just anywhere he knows you won't get hurt

•he normally drives you and drista to and from school

•best part of having him for a brother is that nobody recognizes him in person

•alot of jokes about you replacing him in the dream team

•You,drista and dream are unstoppable when all together in dsmp lore

•he helps you with homework and actually helps*cough cough*sapnap*cough cough*

•you vent to him alot and he always there to cheer you up

•makes the dumbest minecraft mods to make you feel better

•you've stolen his merch around 20 times in the last week

•patches is attached to your hip at all times

•You send him dnf edits because you think its funny(it is)

•he fowards it to george

•You and sapnap are frenemies

•like yall just casually threaten each other then continue doing whatever

•hes protective but not as much as quackity

•hes fine if you get a bf or gf but if they hurt you,he wont be afraid to hurt a minor.

•Overall on the brother scale:10/10

[lostquinn]

HIIIII i just found your blog, quick question just to know how to request, do you write for male readers as well or just gender neutral? i'm a male reader myself but i don't want to make anyone uncomfortable and if u don't then i'll just request using gender neutral terms :]

What I can write!

I guess, idk, I woke up, it's 3am, I got excited about having my first ask lmao. This might be gibberish good luck

Hiyaaaaa, thank you so much for the ask!!

I can write pretty much any pairing, I mostly only started with gn reader cause it's normally lacking in fanfic in my experience (maybe I just suck at finding it lol I dunno)

I've currently got a few drafts saved up (just been busy, hence why I'm not up till 4am posting em anymore) and some of them will include m4f pairings so I would be delighted to even out the balance and do some m4m!

I'd want to do it properly so that it reads nicely and felt as loved as the rest of my work so I would have to look into masculine mannerisms and do a little research to make it high quality for all my boyos so it would take a lil longer but I can try to write it!

Styles/genres(?) Of writing I will except mostly include fluff, angst, hurt/comfort - all the cute shit that makes my bones rot yaknow? While I do have a single smut piece in the works, I will not be excepting smut asks so if you send one in it's likely to be ignored.

A piece of writing might take me 3-4 days to complete or it might take me one evening but it's more likely I'll work on any asks I receive then schedule them throughout the day and then just get back on with my Connor bullshit (it's mostly just fan service at the moment (I'm the fan))

Again, thank you so much for the ask, they're always welcome (unless I close them for some reason) and I look forward to writing more for the people that enjoy my writing and anyone who may stumble across my corner of the Internet.

As always, you can check my maasterlist for any fandoms I'm in (some have probably been left off so please do shoot me a message) and ask about any of those! I will not however write any content including a minor as an x reader piece (this is mostly only for amphibia and owl house) due to the fact I think that's nasty lol.

Lots of love, Quinn

[cuteandtwisted]

Hey bestie just wanted to pop in and say i absolutely loved the last chapter from kinn's pov. But jeeeeesus some people don't know how to act right in the comments. I'm sorry for those rude anons and I hope they didn't get to you. Much love❤️❤️

Hiiiii 💛 I was so nervous Kinn’s POV wouldn’t land — especially with the majority wanting him lowkey ded for making Porsche suffer haha. But I’m so happy with the response like 😳😳 ???

And that anon comment got to me for a bit (cause I posted at 2AM then went to bed and saw it when I checked my phone at 3AM and couldn’t go back to sleep) but with some distance I can see why that person reacted that way and it’s all forgotten haha

Thanks for checking in though 💛💛

[heyyyyadora]

phew I finally got @glimadora-week day 7 (AU) done!!! i really enjoyed it overall and tysm to the organisers for sharing all this great stuff!!!

my last one ended up a bit rushed but the idea was cute enough so. just gonna throw it out there, i was just way too busy over christmas to do it properly and figured it was better finished than trying to sweat over it longer than i needed to uvu

It’s 3am.

Glimmer is drunk.

Glimmer is sad.

Glimmer is so, so hungry.

It’s a recipe for disaster of the best kind.

She’s not sure exactly how it happened. The phone seemed to work by itself. She’s sure she never consented to calling up the new pizza place, there’s food in the kitchen and not enough money in her wallet, her hands betrayed her, but before she knows it she’s staring at the online tracker watching the little blip move from street to street, gradually getting closer and closer…

YOUR RIDER IS: ADORA

Adora. A-dor-a. Adore-ya. A door, ah! She giggles on the couch and promptly drops the phone on her face. What a cute name. Adora. My heaven-sent pizza saviour. My cheese-topped goddess. Adoraaaaaaaa.

When the doorbell rings she’s on the floor. She jumps up immediately and hits her head on the edge of the table. She yells something unprintable. She stubs her toe running to the hallway. Take a breath, Glimmer, you have to look somewhat presentable for the lady. Also, cash, cash, cash, where are you cash…

She stumbles the last few paces to the front door, props herself up on the frame. One last breath. She opens the door.

“Hiiiii-”

Her soul leaves her body.

“Damn, that’s a tough trip, you think you can handle it?”

“You wanna put a bet on it?”

“Hell no. Definitely.”

“Five bucks says I make it in ten.”

“Screw you. I’m in.”

Adora grinned, and did finger pistols on her way out the door before pulling her helmet on and in seconds was in the saddle, pedalling like her life depended on it though it was mostly her honour at stake.

She wasn’t rider of the month for nothing, though Catra was most of her motivation – she couldn’t resist the girl’s dares and wagers and sometimes just plain old taunts. But also she was just a damn good rider. She dodged and weaved between traffic effortlessly, not pausing even to offer a flipped bird in response to honked horns and flashed lights. She was at a full-on sprint for most of the way, even when she hit the hill.

Brightmoon hill. Bane of delivery riders everywhere.

Her colleagues cursed its name, but she thrived on the challenge. Her teeth were gritted in determination as she hit it in third gear, her heart thumping in her ears with each turn of the wheel. She pictured Catra back in the restaurant, staring at her watch with that smirk she just hatedwiping off her face.

She was there in eight minutes thirty-three seconds and her shirt was sticking to her back, her face glistened with a fresh layer of sweat. The pizza box was still piping hot.

Gleefully she rang the bell with the most genuine of cheery grins plastered over her face. She heard… something unrepeatable from within. That was a reaction. Seconds passed. There were signs of movement but it was a full minute before the door finally opened, revealing a dishevelled-looking, pink-haired girl doing her utmost to stay upright while offering a wonky grin.

“Hiiiiii!”

She seemed to get lost after that. Adora tried her best not to laugh. This was not her first “It’s 3am and I’m wasted” delivery and it sure wouldn’t be her last.

“Hi!” She waited for a response but none was coming fast. Smoothly she prompted, “Pizza!”

“Pizza!” was the reply, with a nod. Yes, pizza. Pizza good!

“Twelve dollars!” Small sentences. Small sentences worked best at 3am.

“Twelve… dollars!”

Ah, communication was wonderful.

A handful of paper bills were held out her way and Adora exchanged them for the pizza box before counting them out. She paused at the end, smiling.

“This is twenty!”

She got a blank stare. Adora waved the cash in the girl’s face slowly. “Twenty… dollars!”

“Oh! Keep it!”

“Tip? Thank you!”

“Thank you, angel!”

“…Sorry?”

The door slammed shut in her face.

Oh my god I called her an angel.

“Oh my god, she called me an angel.”

Catra’s laughter rang out heartily from the phone speaker.

“Hey Adora, you’re up.”

“No worries, boss- huh. This address is familiar.”

“Bow, that’s a terrible idea!”

“No, it’s a great idea!”

“…It’s an okay idea.”

Glimmer put her hands on her face. “Mermista you are supposed to be on my side with this.”

“What. I’m hungry, okay.”

“Then how about we order literally anything other than pizza from any other place in town.”

“I want pizza.”

Mermista shrugged nonchalantly but the corner of her mouth betrayed the slightest of smirks.

“No no nonononono if it’s her again I will literally die- BOW PUT THE PHONE DOWN.”

“Hiiiii, yeah we’d like three large pizzas, one plain, one seafood specia-AAAA MERMISTA HELP”

Mermista coolly reached over to take the handset as Bow wrestled with an enraged Glimmer now grappling on his front, her height immediately making her all but impervious to a similar attack. Without missing a beat she went on, “Yeah one seafood special and one spicy vegetarian to 120 Brightmoon Hill. Yeah. Uh-huh. Thanks.”

“MERMISTA NO-”

“Sorry Glimmer, this is for lesbian Jesus.” Mermista tossed the handset back to her and reclaimed her seat, legs kicking over the side.

Ten minutes later and Adora was once again glowing, caked in sweat and pulling up to the front of the house. She double checked the address. Double checked the house front. Yep, this was the one alright. She sniggered to herself as she picked up the precious payload, the three boxes stacked on one hand as she rang the doorbell.

She was answered, to her surprise, not by a pink-haired little cutie but by a taller, blue-haired, still definitely pretty girl but more a sort of “Chaotic hot” than a “Chaotic cute”.

The girl said, “Oh.” That was new. Her eyes bulged out and she seemed to trip over her words which immediately broke that cool hot ice-queen aesthetic she had going. Quickly she called back, “Uhh, Glimmer! Pizza’s here.”

Adora waited. The pizza steamed in her hand. She simply put a hand on her hip and smirked.

A minute or so later a familiar face returned, much more sober-looking than before. ‘Glimmer’, huh? Glimmer again stammered, her face flushed up. “Ah- hello! You’re… pizza! Right?”

“Right! You got friends over, huh?”

“Y-yeah, well, it was their idea to get pizza… I mean, not that I didn’t not want pizza! From you, that is, you did… good pizza! Last time.” Adora’s grin widened and the girl balked. “Aaaahhh forget last time! I was, uh, really, you know,”

“Drunk?”

“Yeah! I mean, uh, not that I wasn’t- just because I was drunk, you know, doesn’t…”

Adora waved a hand at her with a grin. God, this was precious. Instead she just tugged out the receipt smoothly and scribbled on it.

“Here you go… three pizzas for twenty bucks! Plus something extra…”

Glimmer returned to the room a minute later, breathing heavily. She dropped the pizzas on the table. She walked over to the couch and crawled onto it. She buried her face into a cushion and screamed.

Mermista spoke up first. “Uh, so, Glimmer? Yeah, you’re like… totally understood, alright? She was, uh… something.”

Bow’s sparkle-eyes had activated and he bounced on his seat. “Awwww, now you both got a crush on her! Huh? What’s that, Glimmer?”

Glimmer was waving the receipt in his face. She screamed again, before slowly looking up at the two of them.

“…She gave me her number.”