#hiiii babyyyy

[ferrarisbabygirl]

as much as i don't really care about logan and have joked about him getting dropped throughout the year this was actually quite a sad ending to what could have been the beggining of this guys dreams coming true.

everyone knows he got moved up earlier than he was maybe ready for and he had zero luck in getting a team - and especially a team principal - who incentivised and believed in him. logan went through what must have been enormous stress: the threats last year, then a renewal, then carlos being announced, then his boss shading him to international media and now finally being fired after only one race back from the break.

don't get me wrong, i understand why he was fired and even agree with it to a degree. i am also very happy for franco - although afraid that the same will happen to him and a bad/underwhelming nine races will destroy future f1 prospects. but still, what a horrible way for sargeants dreams to end. hope whatever he does next he finds more success in 'cause god knows f1 wasn't very kind.

[mandiemegatron]

MANDIEEEEEE do you have any f/o thoughts at the moment i need to knowwww

NINNAAAAAA hi baby !!! 💖💖💖💖 God do I EVER have thoughts - the real question is when do I NOT have thoughts abt my f/os 😂😂😂 going with my two that's been overtaking my mind the last few weeks -

Kid and Killer ;

♡ Literally the best cuddlers on the entire grand line. You cannot change my mind.

♡ Kid is almost aggressive with his cuddles (it always turns into a lil somethin somethin if you catch me 🤭) but it's because he just has so much love to give and doesn't know how to express it. I hc that he's not a words man but an action man. He would rip the fucking stars from the sky with his bare hand if you asked for it. He would tear the heart out of any man that looked at you wrong or even breathed in your general direction.

♡ The type to tug you close and hold you tight when walking in crowds because God forbid you get fuckin lost or taken from him. Not on his watch. 😤😤👊👊

♡ Nothing gets this man's ego more inflated than when you nearly skip to him and jump in his arms, pressing loud and over-exaggerated kisses to his face. He especially loves it when you do it in front of the crew. (They jokingly all do the same thing - "BROTHA EWW🤮😂" it's bc they're jealous and they're screaming inside bc you're not jumping into their arms 😂😂😂)

♡ if he could have you live in his lap/arms, he fuckin would! He's a touchy-feely man, and he loves the constant reminder of your hand in his that you love him, forever and always, no matter the outcome.

♡ he loves having you sleep on top of him, it's not very comfortable but he's quoted as putting it like "youre like my weighted blanket, you keep my heart warm" and he was stone cold sober when he said it too. he's so fuckjng corny. You big hearted dork, i fucking love you.

◇ Killer.... sweet, sweet Killer. The man's hands could rip a man's spine from his body in seconds but the way he holds your face in his palms like you're made of glass... 😭😭😭 you are literally the most precious thing to him (other than Kid and the crew, of course) and there would be absolute hell to pay if anything ever happened to you.

◇ You once cut your hand by accident while doing lunch prep and he straight up threw the fucking knife overboard. He literally went "absolutely the fuck not!" And yeeted the thing far away from you. You're not allowed to do prep anymore 😂😂

◇ the soft moments at night after hours of love making and whispered words of promise and love for each other 😭😭 it's then that he realizes that you're in love with him and he cries in the washroom later. You love him? Of all people in the entire Grand Line, scarred and broken Killer is the one you give your heart to? He feels like he doesn't deserve you but by God does he ever love you.

◇ He has daily fights with Kid on who gets you for the night. You've tried to make a schedule but Kid always overruled it with "IM THE CAPTAIN, I MAKE THE RULES 😤😤" because he was mad Killer got you on a random Wednesday instead of him. Most nights, you're stuck between the two of them, hot and sticky, even with the windows in Kid's master bedroom wide open and a vented fan blowing around cool air.

But in truth, there's no place you'd rather be. Hot, sweaty and drowning in their love, you've never once second guessed that this was where you were supposed to be. 💖💖💖

[teddybeartoji]

hi mickey 😸

OMGOMGOMGOMGGGG HIII MELLOO HIIIII:33333 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU HERE MY ANGEL!!! HOW ARE YOU HOW WAS YOUR DAY HOW DID YOU SLEEP WHAT ARE YOU UP TO??? TELL ME TELL ME TELL MEEE!!! 🎤🎤🎤

and also... I LOVE YOUUUUU:333333

[cherrynflowergarden]

watch my boyfriend|| matt sturniolo

an hiiii it's 3.12 am while i post this heh how are y'all im super disappointed rn so enjoy a cute little piece to make up for the disappointment :')

tagged; @t1llysblogs [let me know if any of you want to be tagged in my works]

warm air blew through her hair as she sat in the backyard. she was totally bored out of her mind. her boyfriend- matt was in the house doing good knows what. suddenly an idea stuck through her.

she had recently seen the trend where one person asks their followers to watch their partner. and she had to do this with matt.

going inside the house, she spotted matt quietly cutting some apples. opening her camera, she went beside him and kept her phone against a jar. quickly pressing the record button she said "hey guys can you watch my boyfriend for a second?" pressing a small kiss to her boyfriend's cheek she ran away from there, leaving a very confused and awkward matt.

matt knew he was socially awkward. and this moment added more proof to it. giving the camera a small wave and hello, he countinued chopping the apples. feeling bad for not entertaining his girlfriend's followers, he started talking.

"i was just chopping some apples for y/n/n so she could snack on them later. woman loves her apples more than me. anyways how are you guys doing? would you like some apple juice? y/n/n loves it too much!"

saying the last line he pushed a box of apple juice towards the screen. growing awkward again he started munching on the cut apples while wondering where on earth his girlfriend is.

"was he good? thanks for watching him guys." said a sudden voice. she was about to end the video when matt grabbed her from behind and continuously kissed her cheek. giggling at her boyfriend's behaviour, she ended the video. "babyyyy i missed you. look i even cut apples for you." was the last thing the video captured.

𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊

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user2

@/user1 could be us but you busy cheating

→ user1 GIRL WHAT I'M LITERALLY IN THE LIVING ROOM HOW CAN I CHEAT????

→ user2 you cheated in my dreams CHEATER😾😾

→ user1 goodbye

user3

came for yn and matt stayed for user1 and user2

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user4

he sold me drugs yn 😖

→ yourusername believable 😖

user5

he stole my phone yn 😖

user6

he kidnapped my grandma yn😖

→ yourusername AGAIN??? 🙀🙀

user7

he bullied me yn 😖

user8

they're so cute🎀

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user3

GOD HAS FAVOURITES

user5

THE AGRESSIVE CHEEK KISSES OMG ME WHEN 😭🩷

user9

sleeping on the railway tracks tonight

user10 i'm joining

user10

i hate happy couples 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

mattsturniolo

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the comments are concerning 😟

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block me pls🙏🙏

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they're so pookies🎀🎀

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[ojchartoonzsstuff]

HIIII SORRY FOR BEING KINDA DEAD I mean DUDE believe it or not but college is very time consuming ?? Also I’ve been running VERY dry on motivation to draw BUT IM BACK BABYYYY

Ive got some SWAP!AU stuff cooking up but in the meantime here’s something I made late January

[tvgals]

Ok ok hear me out‼️

Miguel (YOUR FATHER) grounds you from seeing your unknown boyfriend (Miles Morales 🤭) But you being sneaky go see him without permission and you guys post a tiktok ykno one of those tiktoks that flex the relationships and you follow jessica so she practically SNITCHES on you to Miguel (She found ur tiktok account somehow??) So Miguel Demands to meet this mystery boy (Imagine his face wasn’t showing in the tiktok) and when he finds out it’s Miles you and your dad get into a fight but it all ends in fluff

(The tiktok is that one trend ‘catch me in vegas, catch me in tokyo thing please know what i’m talking about 😭)

Sorry if the ask was too long but i’ve been thinking about this for D A Y S now‼️ Love you, drink ur water, and stay safe ! :3

aur em gee i’m living for this …

you’d came home late for the third night in a row, miguel sitting on the couch in the dark, scrolling on his ipad with his glasses hanging on the bridge of his nose. you should’ve known better than to come through the front door, but alas, you did it anyways. as soon as you step into the house you hear a “look who’s home.” and you jump. your heart rate going down as soon as you realize it’s just your father. shit.

“hey!…” you chuckle nervously — taking off your crocs. “this is the third time you’ve been late.” miguel says, turning off his ipad. “i know, dad. i’m sorry.” you say, standing in front of him while picking at your hangnails. “you said that the last two times you were late. you’re grounded, y/n. you and this little boy — who i’ve never met — are getting on my last nerve.” miguel says, standing up, leaving you a dumbstruck mess. you trail behind him and plead your case. “but dad! you don’t even know him! he’s literally perfect!” you said, following miguel into his room.

“exactly. until i meet this little boy — you’re banned from seeing him until further notice. and if i even suspect you’re seeing him, you’re done.” miguel says. you purse your lips together and walk out the room with a “this is not fair.” under your breath and walk into your own room — slamming the door shut. you lay on your bed and shove your face into your pillow. you heard a buzz from your phone and pull your head back, turning your phone on.

‘babyyyy i wanna see u! o(≧▽≦)o’ you smile at the text, obviously from miles by the kaomoji. you sigh and open the text, biting the inside of your cheek before looking at your bedroom door. ‘can’t :( dad grounded me >:(‘ text bubbles popping up almost immediately. ‘oooo what did u do?!?’ you grin and text back — not wanting to hurt miles feelings on the real reason why. ‘came home late 😒 i’ll just sneak out! see u in a bit <3’ miles replied with an “okay!!” and you were off on a dangerous mission — leaving your room and coming back without your dad noticing. you slide on a pair of crocs and throw on a hoodie miles gave you. you created a “pillow you” and snuck out through your window, making sure you had everything before leaving. once outside — you let out a long awaited breath and walk to miles house, just down the street and around a corner or two. you made it to miles house at 10:30, miles opening the door to you and inviting you into his room.

“hi, y/n!” miles grinned, pulling you into a hug. “hiiii!” you giggled, hugging him back. the two of you were on miles’ bed, occasionally turning on movies and making tiktoks, which is when you got the bright (stupid) idea to make a tiktok with the sound of ‘sexy back’ by skinnylegend. you collected a few pictures off of google and you took the rest of the video with miles, mentioning him in the caption and posting it, not thinking about who would watch it. you turned your phone off and laid next to miles, slowly drifting to sleep (idiot). miles shook you awake almost frantically, you shot up with a “what?” and miles handed you your phone. 10 missed calls and 23 missed text messages. dammit. you called miguel back, hoping he didn’t know about you sneaking out.

“y/n, where in the hell are you?” miguel asks, you can hear the anger in his voice. “dad, i just went to the corner store for some snacks.” you lied, putting your shoes back on. “no you aren’t. your car is still here and you know better than to walk outside alone at four in the morning.” miguel said, knowing he was right. you sighed and left out of miles’ house out his window, kissing him goodbye and walking back to your house. how could miguel know? you were confused and even more upset that miguel wouldn’t even hear you out! you made it home and walked through the front door, sitting down at the table where miguel was. “dad-“ you were cut off by miguel starting his own sentence.

“do you understand how upsetting it is to get a call from jessica,” you should’ve known. “who has her own child — that my daughter isn’t at home? y/n i’m so disappointed.” miguel scolds you. your head hangs low in shame. you should’ve been more careful, or just didn’t leave in the first place. “i’m really sorry.” you whisper, wiping your eyes. “i don’t believe you, y/n. you can’t keep saying sorry and do the same thing over and over. i expect to meet this boy by tomorrow or you two are over.” and with that, miguel walks to his room and shuts his door. you text miles and walk to your own room, laying down and falling asleep.

‘dad wants to meet you 😞’

you wake up and immediately turning your phone on, seeing three text messages from miles.

‘oh no!!! (ﾉД`)’

‘what if he doesn’t like me?!?’

‘ok ok, how about 530 tomorrow?!?’

‘well technically today’

you text him back with a “sure” and you head into the kitchen where miguel was making breakfast. “he’s coming over today at 5:30..” you mumbled, sitting at the table. “hm.” was all you got as a response. when 5:30 rolled around, you were nervously fidgeting at the table, waiting for the three knocks to adorn your door meaning that miles was there. knock knock knock. you sighed and opened the door. you’re met with miles — who was beaming and holding a container of empanadas for presumably your dad. “dad! he’s here!” you called out, dragging him into the kitchen (not without taking his shoes off first). “dad, meet miles.” you say, making jazz hands while standing next to him. miles eyes widen the same time as miguel’s, you stand there confused and watch as the scene plays out in front of you.

“miles morales?” miguel says, biting his tongue. “yes sir. that’s me.” he laughs nervously, occasionally opening and closing the lid to the container. “my mom made empanadas.” miles shrugs with a sheepish grin on his face. miguel snatches the container from miles’ hand and throws it at the wall, the empanadas falling to the floor along with a crack of the container. you gasped and watched as miles shoved his hands in his pockets and turned on his heel, sliding his feet back into his jordan’s and walking out with a “bye, y/n.” you turned to miguel and balled your fists up.

“what the hell is wrong with you?” you yell, clenching your jaw. “what’s wrong me me, what’s wrong with you? you’re the one who brought him here!” miguel retaliated, pointing an accusatory finger at you. “because you asked me to?! are you mental? you ruin every thing!” you sob, stomping your way back to your room and slamming the door shut before you flopped onto your bed. your phone buzzed with notifications from miles.

‘does he not like empanadas?? :(‘

‘sorry y/n, i didn’t know he would react like that’

‘try again next week?’

miguel knocked on your door a few times before letting himself in, his heart breaking at the sight of you crying while curled up into yourself. “y/n..” miguel starts, sitting on the end of your bed. “i’m sorry. i wasn’t expecting him-“ you cut him off with a scoff. “you threw his mom’s hard work at the wall, dad. him and his family are the sweetest people i’ve ever met and you went and ruined it. i’m pretty sure he doesn’t even wanna date me anymore because of you.” you hiccuped, glaring at him from under your hoodie. “look, how about next week we try and work this out, okay?” miguel asks, pulling you into a hug. you look up at him with bleary eyes. “and you won’t throw his mom’s cooking at the wall?” you ask.

“promise.”

[banzaitaka]

Could i request for Getou, Gojo, and Nanami (separate) with a male s/o who’s tall and muscular, who jumps out of windows bc he hates using doors. And one day reader gets stuck in a window, bc of how big he is?-

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I was so excited about this when I read this, but it took me SO LONG to get to it *sob sob* Now it's time

Jujutsu Kaisen Masterlist

I hope this is what you wanted & you enjoy reading!

Kento Nanami x male! reader

Satoru Gojo x male! reader

Suguru Geto x male! reader

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Bad fit

Tick Tock Tick Tock

Time wasn't waiting for anyone, while Kento was stuck waiting for his fiancé, trying to keep the tip of his shoe from tapping on the ground impatiently. //We'll be off schedule if he doesn't come out within the next three minutes.// (Y/N) wasn't typically late, at the very least when Kento was around, in fact, he often was standing outside before the blonde could even open the door. Truly a perk from (Y/N)'s window preference.

Sighing, Kento took another glance at the time. It couldn't be helped. He quickly made his way back into their shared apartment, "Sweetheart, where are you?", he called out, looking through every open door he passed by, only stopping in his tracks once he heard a nervous giggle. The kitchen.

Time at least seemed like it was standing still for a few moments as soon as Kento stepped into the kitchen. "Hiiii, babyyyy.", the male's voice was muffled from behind the window, his sheepish smile clearly visible through the glass. (Y/N)‘s legs were dangling in the air, his body held up by the window frame he tried to climb out of. Tried. Due to his big frame, the small kitchen windows didn't seem to be a good fit. No, they definitely were a bad fit. (Y/N) cursed at the additional window right next to where he was stuck, seeing that look of pure disapproval on his fiancé’s face was something he liked to skip. Only for said fiancé to turn back around, "Bye."

"No, wait!", he whined, "Please help me!"

Kento bit back any passive aggressive remarks that threatened to spill out of his mouth. Instead, he settled on a subtle sigh, as he checked the time again. One more minute. "Darling, I need you to make yourself as thin as you can and hold still.", the blonde muttered, making the other swallow, "You’re not just going to grab me by the legs and pull, ri-"

Before he could even finish, he felt hands on his ankles, "Oh fuck, you totally are-"

There simply was no time left to be gentle.

The (Y/HC)-haired whined quietly as he rubbed the underside of his arms. Kento simply looked straight ahead, hand on the steering wheel of his car, "I know you feel challenged easily, but please, do not try the kitchen window again. Next time, I will leave you there." And that was a promise.

Satoru might’ve been the worst person that could’ve walked into the room at that very moment. But then again, he might’ve been the best at the same time. The laugh erupting from his chest certainly was contagious, even in this rather embarrassing predicament (Y/N) was, literally, stuck in. The male wiggled within the grasps of the window frame, "Help. I’m having an Alice in wonderland moment here.", he joked, arching his back as far as he could, not wanting to slip through the window the wrong way; face first into the wet lawn. In this position, doing his intended ninja-move was pretty difficult, risking it wasn’t worth the possible forced brunch. Satoru only hummed in acknowledgment, pulling out his phone to take a few pictures of his poor, poor fiancé, "What way did the bunny hop? Maybe I can catch him for you.", he snickered.

(Y/N) started to kick his feet, "Babeeee, PLEASE."

"What? I can’t hear you through that windowww~", the silver-haired continued to tease, grabbing himself a few cookies from the Christmas plate on the table. (Y/N) sighed dramatically, relaxing his muscles to slump over and underline his frustration. However, with his muscles relaxed now, he started to slide forward, inching closer and closer to his earlier feared doom, "Whoa whoa WHOA-", he tried grabbing onto any surface to save himself, but the rain stained smooth surfaces offered no grip. Satoru chocked on the cookie crumbs on his mouth, as he half-tripped over to the window to catch his lover by the legs, last second.

And now…Satoru is smooching up and down the side of (Y/N)'s neck, who was washing off the wet dirt on his hands, "C'mon, baby, I was just teasing you…", he muttered against his skin. Despite his tone of voice, (Y/N) could feel his lips curl up into an amused smile.

Humming to himself, Suguru walked across the beach, passing by the curses he’s working with. "Hey, Geto, you joining us?", Mahito waved his cards in the air, seemingly bored of his two fellow curses. "Maybe later.", the black-haired smiled, "I'm looking for (Y/N)."

Jogo didn’t even look up from his cards he was glaring at, waving in a direction opposite from the water, "He said he wanted to go make some drinks in the booth." Suguru followed the hand-motion with his eyes, thanking the curse before walking towards the wooden booth in question. It was more like a little hut or store, a piece of cloth as a door and small rectangular holes for windows on each side. The man pushed the curtain to the side as he entered, stopping right in his tracks as he locked eyes with his lover. No words were spoken, but the way Suguru's smile widened was enough for (Y/N) to know what he was thinking.

The (Y/HC)-haired let his head hang low, just like his whole upper body was, being held up painfully by the wood. Suguru stepped closer, chuckling, and knelt down in front his husband, now on eye level with him. "My, my.", he cupped (Y/N)'s cheek with his hand, "Underestimated your body mass?"

(Y/N) lifted his head again with a pout, a blush adoring his cheeks, "You gonna help me or not?", he muttered embarrassed. The other chuckled again, running his thumb across his rose tinted cheeks, "You can do it, I believe in you." (Y/N) deadpanned, he knew better than to fall for that seemingly sweet and innocent smile, but he sighed and began to struggle again, "Do you think I would ask you for help if I was able to do it myself?"

"Correction; you didn’t ask me to help.", he took away his hand, placing it on his knee instead, "Would you like me to?"

Sigh. He really wanted (Y/N) to spell it out for him, didn’t he?

"Yes…", the male rolled his eyes, "Please help me." Satisfied, Suguru stood back up and took ahold of the other’s shoulders, pushing him back the way he came. And once (Y/N) circled the hut and stepped through the curtain of the door, he found Suguru sitting on one of the bar stools, "You wouldn’t mind making me that drink again as a thanks, right?"

[littlestardude]

⏤͟͟͞͞☆Marjorine taking care of a high reader and Kenny! || Oneshot || Kenjorine x Reader (Kenny x Marjorine x Reader)

✰ - SFW - ✰

Plot: Marjie taking care of a toasted Reader and a toasted Kenny :3

Note: RAHHHHHHH I LOBE KENJORINEEEEEE‼️‼️‼️ i am SO normal about them :33 and POV from marjie, and sorry it's short wahhhg 😔😔 also here's the ask it came from!

TW:Drugs (weed)

Gender: Gen Neutral

Marhirie... Can u cowme over to my hosue pelalse bb :((( we miss youue , kennys heree.

Sent at 11:38 PM

Marjorine's screen lit up at the message, it was late and there was only two people who would think to text her at 11:38 PM. Her partners.

She sighed lightly and laughed at the misspelled message, she could tell that they were high.

I'll be there in 10 :3

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She packed her bag with some clothes because she was sure she'd end up staying, some water and snacks, and some medicine. And maybe some face masks too... Yes, face masks.

Right before she picked up her phone to put it in her pocket it buzzed and lit up again.

Can you brignsn mcdonals too pleasese ty ily I'll pay u back I prommy :((

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She rolled her eyes playfully and picked up her phone and wallet.

Knock knock

Marjorine shifted uncomfortably while holding the bags of hot food. She waited for a little bit and started daydreaming but snapped back to reality at the door opening

"Marjieeeeee, hi babyyyyy" Y/N said in a sing-songy voice and took the bags of food out of her hands and see them on the dining table.

They wrapped their arms around her neck and gave her plenty of kisses, they reeked of weed.

"Hey sweetie, do you feel okay? " Marj asked a bit worryingly.

"I'm fuckin.. Great, I'm sooo happy you're here honey... " They kissed her on her lips sloppily, tasting of weed.

Kenny stumbled out of the room, almost falling over and grabbed onto the wall, he looked over at the two of them and his eyes lit up.

"Marjiee!! Babyyyy, hiiii, " he stumbled on over and wrapped his own arms over her neck and gave her plenty of kisses as well.

"You look so prettyyyy honeyyyy... I love youu, " he hugged her tightly, and then hugged Y/N as well.

Marjorine hugged them back and slowly started walking them to the dinner table to sit down.

"Come on now, let's just sit down and eat something, okay? " she said as she started taking the food out of the bags.

Kenny and Y/N started giggling slightly and nodded their heads lazily. They both laid their heads down on the table and held hands.

Marjorine took the water out of her bag so they could get hydrated and had something to drink with their meal.

They thanked her and took their food and ate like the last time they ate was two Tuesdays ago. Marjorine was only halfway done when the other two we're done.

She'd say she was surprised but really wasn't considering the two of her partners could really throw down when they were high.

They waited while Marjorine finished her food, and then swiftly after, Kenny dragged the other two to Y/N's bedroom.

You would think his eagerness stemmed from horniness, but he really just wanted to lay down and cuddle with his partners.

They laid down comfortably with Marjorine in the middle, and the other two thanked her profusely for the McDonalds.

"We love you so much... You're the best thing that could ever happen to anyone, Marjie... " Y/N said, slightly slurring their words and slowly coming down from their high.

"Yeah, you're so amazing Mar, we love you more than words could ever describe, " Kenny added on, kissing Marjorine on the cheek.

Marjorine was practically a melted puddle in the middle of the two, she nervously rubbed her knuckles together, "Oh jeez guys... Well, I love you two too... "

Kenny and Y/N followed with more kisses on her cheeks.

"Oh, I brought face masks by the way! " Marjorine said eagerly.

Kenny and Y/N grinned at her excitement, she really was an amazing girl.

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

I FOUND MY HOT EVIL WIFE!!!!!!!

I BROKE HER OUT OF MOONRISE!!!!!!

HELLO MY DARLING SWEETHEART MINTHARA HIIII BABYYYY 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[nottsangel]

hiiii, babyyyy!! today i went to the mall with my friend and i felt really pretty and confident!!!! i am usually self-conscious about the way i look, but i wore this new bralette and my boobs looked amazing (fully covered, yet they were the star of the show) and just UGH i was really feeling myself 🥺🥺

also also that drabble for the new girl au (never watched the show, but i might do a little research to understand your writing better) is mouth watering!!!! 👄 💦 just imagining living with all three of them???? and they're that flirty and open with wanting to fuck you???? YES MA'AM WHERE DO I SIGN UP? i have three holes for a reason! - 🍯 anon

BABY !!!! i was JUST thinking about u cause i hadn’t seen you in my inbox for a while and got a bit worried 🥺🥺 ! and omg so HAPPY FOR U !!!! as u should queen !!!!! bet you look absolutely stunning

ooo you should watch it if you can !!! idk i feel like you’d really like it !!!!! and tysm angel i just couldn’t get the thought out of my head so i had to make a lil au about it <33

[reginageorgesgirlfriend3020]

Jill Roberts adores you! (Part 10)

She loves when you help her cook dinner

On Tuesday nights you help her cook spaghetti with meat

Jill doesn’t want you to have any celebrity crushes

She says it’s not loyal and it’s disrespectful for you to have celebrity crushes that are not her

So she wants to be your only celebrity crush

She wants to be the only person you daydream about

And the only girl you fantasize about

She loves being rough with you during sex

She hates being all romantic and sentimental towards you during sex

She wants to give it to you rough

You have to beg her to take it easy and slow down

When she uses the strap on she’s looking to tear your vagina in half going deeper inside you

She can be a romantic at heart

Her protective nature you find it to be cute when she protects you from Charlie Walker

She said to him if he continues to flirt with him she will slit his throat

She loves the shit out of you when she kisses you all over and hugs you tight

When you saw her you said “Baabbyyy!!”

And Jill smiled. “Hiiii Babyyyy!!”

You ran to her and jumped into her arms with your legs around her waist as she held you

She adores you so freaking much she loves being your girlfriend

[freshloveee]

BABYYYY i miss you ): how are you doing?

THSI IS SO WEIRD BC I WAS JUST ON UR PAGE

BUT HIIII BABYYYY

IM GOOD I WENT TO THE JERSEY SHORE WITH MY FRIENDS HRU

[stevie-petey]

hiiii can you give us some info about the songs in your come home playlist? youve added so many new songs im kinda scared 🥲

oh BOY anon im about to write you an essay ,,,,, whew get ready

generally speaking, each song correlates with either steve, jon, or bug. so im just gonna go through each song in the playlist and say who is for what and then some insight if i can <3 also, if it applies, what season i envision for each song !

1. pretty boy - steve (vibes overall how i see his character)

2. i dont know you like i used to - bugs feelings about jon in season 1 (no longer knows him anymore)

3. chelsea dagger - overall vibe for come home. it feels so stranger things coded and chasing around the party

4. buttons - jon n bug (their dynamic and where the knife engraving comes from !! bugs knives were inspired by this song)

5. i always knew - steve n bug <3333

6. sweet nothing - more steve n bug

7. august - come homes main message. i see steve/bug/jon when i hear the song. growing up.

8. maple syrup - heavy bug and steve season 2 coded

9. oh no i think im in love - steve falling for bug and his fear </3

10. kiss her you fool - so steve season 3 coded its insane. kiss her !!!!!

11. star tripping - honestly bug and steve vibes season 1 ??? feels very nancy and jon being messy and making them Miserable coded

12. to be your lover - STEVE N BUG SEASON 3 ANTHEM !!!!

13. ode to a conversation stuck in your throat - jon and steve. thats all i will say

14. youre okay - jon and bug. how they see one another. but also steve and bug later. they have each others backs. theyre ok together.

15. plan on you - BUG !!! ITS SO BUG CODED AS SHE REALIZES SHE LOVES STEVE. play this while reading season 2 and youll understand

16. just a boy - steves anthem. this song screams his character and how i envision affects his relationships with others

17. youre losing me - jon n bug. obviously

18. sick of losing soulmates - bug later season 2. shes over jon, she has a chance at love with steve. will come into play more season 3 so shhhh

19. halfway - jon and bug anthem. it pains me. read the lyrics. im begging.

20. out of tune - jon n bug again. explains their final scene together season 2. they grew up together n this song captures their childhood </3

21. did i love you - more jon n bug. these songs were added as i was planning season 2 lmao. also a jug anthem

22. your needs, my needs - jon n bug. ouch

23. if i didnt have you - jon n bug end of season 3. cant say more. but also i see steve n bug on a happier note, the song is melancholy

24. blink - jons anthem :((((((( truly, this is how he feels about bug. its him.

25. if you call - legally cant say who this is for but it applies to season 4

26. romeo and juliet - season 3 stug <3333 babies <3333

27. high tops - season 1-2 coded steve. pining for bug without realizing it. just always watching her. ugh.

28. olivia - BUG !!! season 4 specifically and steve fearing things lmao

29. the view between villages - B U G !!!!! its her anthem. especially for season 4. i cant say anything else

30. our last summer - season 3 vibes overall :( its everyones last summer together and it concludes season 3s vibes

31. til forever falls apart - overall just a very stranger things coded song, but def steve n bug during the later seasons <3

32. drive baby - horny and pining steve lmao

33. honey - STUG SEASON 3 ANTHEM BABYYYY !!!!!

34. featherstone - added her today. feels very but n jon and what they couldve had :(

what a lovely note to end on LMAO. hope u enjoyed my ramblings i love my playlist sm

[runningfrom2am]

“After the games, it would be so easy to point the finger at you and call you dangerous and insane.” MY GIRL IS THE LEAST DANGEROUS ONE IN DISTRICT 12- HOW DARE THEY!! (unless she has “salt”, i can’t really blame her)

“you didn’t have much of a choice if you wanted to live.” hmm, isn’t that just the best?

i mean this in the most affectionate way possible, i love seeing coryo blaming himself for things that happened to her when he was only partially responsible.

she went from treating coryo as coriolanus to treating herself as coriolanus and i love that.

she really has all the plays memorised, hasn’t she?

sejanus, my beloved <3 he will never get the jokes and the quotes but that’s okay. in his defense, how was he supposed to know that referencing and talking about plays help her?

“Okay, now, this is the hard part.” [that “what do you mean?!” jennifer lawrence video]

“Political Science” disappointed but not surprised.

on one hand i know lennox learning that his sister is leaving for capitol with coryo would be a problem even though he’s more likely to understand the reason why, on the other he didn’t get to say goodbye 🥲🥲.

she didn’t include cole to her thoughts about mayfair and billy taupe- i seriously need to know what happened with him.

lucy gray crying for billy taupe is making me emotional for some reason. she didn’t deserve that.

coryo, for the love of god, please stop progressing the games in moments of panic. please.

well, money solves everything.

hiiii bestie i’ve missed you!! (sorry again ab your phone btw omg)

1. SHE’S LITERALLY THE SWEETEST LIKE THEY WOULDNT DARE (but commander hoff absolutely would if they couldn’t find anyone else to blame, it would either be coryo and spruce bc fingerprints or HER, and coryo couldn’t have either as an option)

2. story of her damn life at this point 🥲

3. no bc ME TOO. he keeps flipping on it too bc he’s like “yeah i kinda ruined your life but now at least we have each other, right?” and it’s the sweetest and scariest thing (for both of them). once again, i feel bad for him 😔

4. SHE TOTALLY HAS OH MY GODDD. like babe pls for just a moment consider that things you can’t control are not your fault 🥺

5. literally and apparently i have such a thing for writing r with a near photographic memory, i.e ‘in this life or the next’, the entire concept of this series too,,, omg idk what it is i just love it it’s so fun

6. sejanus is just trying his best HAHAHA. he’s like “okay so as far as i know we’re in a bit of a rush… why are we telling confusing jokes?”

he’ll get it someday, just that day is not today hahaha

7. BAHAHAHA NO LITERALLY

8. yeah 😔 my apologies but he literally only has one goal in life and when coryo sees something he wants, he’s gonna have it.

9. LENNOX BABYYYY

listen,, i had a large internal battle about whether or not he would wake up this was SO hard to decide, but i do think he literally would have put himself in the way of her getting on that train and it would have ended very badly for all of them. but don’t worry, she’ll write them every day :) (will he respond? that’s another question. i feel like it will take him a while to not be angry)

10. the good news is you’ll find out in the next part 🤪

11. okay thank you bc i can’t honestly see lucy gray being like “im done with his cheating ass fr” and then being genuinely unmoved by his death. she talked a big game, but even when she said that r knew that it wasn’t true. he was so much more than an ex to her and i think that’s a little glossed over in the movie

12. THE WORST PART IS HES SO GOOD AT IT LMAO. he literally does it again in a future chapter i’ve already written lol

13. sejanus is like *sigh* “if it works, it works.”

[rhinocio]

RHIN UR KILLING ME WITH THE BNNYUES RN!!!

every single time i've opened tumblr today you had more bunnies whats going on?? im not complaining though, im eating this uppp!! OMHOMHNOM

JUSTICE FOR JOJO!! LET HIM RIDE ON SPOT, HE'S A BIG BOY HE CAN HANDLE IT 😠😠😠

and Tetsuya giving Yuki a little kiss on the head, that's so tender and sweet i'm having so many feelings 😭 Yuki's always gonna be his baby boy 😭😭

and are you and Ella having a smutty bnnuy competition or smth??😭 first i get awooga slackjawed TWICE by Ela and NOW YOU TOO??? I don't know how to cope 😭😭 🙏

and what's up with kensagiko and committing crimes in public??? they can't keep getting away with this y'all 😭🙏

but DUDE, ken clutching Yusuke's arm?? AND MARI’S SNEAKY LEG???? AWOOGA BARKBARKBARK WOF WOOF

anyways i just needed to publicly acknowledge the bunnies, bye-bye ✌️

- 😎

HIIII SUNNY WHAT'S COOKIN' ngl I think it's the combo of what I had lined up in the queue and the few things I direct-posted? just happened to be all bnnuy-themed lol frankly you would not believe the backlog of bun art I've (and Ela's) got ready to launch or in production, here in the sandpit we never stop fjdkslfhsd

JO'S TOO WIDDLE HE'S GOTTA GROW UP AND GET HIS OWN TOKOTEKE!!! widdle kiss is uhhh related to a future Sword Lifted chapter because YES YOU GET IT YUKI IS HIS BABYYYY. and. okay well we aren't having a competition exactly but Pride Month was a weirdly spicy month for us and so many Things were made?? sorry not sorry bruh we're only getting wackier with time

HFKLSDHFSF I'M LAUGH THO they are Crime Children, it's something that just kind of. happened

xoxo you are an angel and we adore you BESOS BESOS POP IN ANYTIME

[fenharel-enaste]

Hiiii babyyyy

Do you have any SFW headcanons for Elendil as a lover????

Tysm you rockkkk

Hi sweetheat!! Here you have it! 😊💕

Elendil as a lover headcanons:

Elendil is the kind of lover who makes sure that both the first thing you hear in the morning and the last thing you hear before falling asleep at night is how much he loves you. When he has to leave before dawn and doesn't want to wake you up, he leaves a flower by your side on the bed to be the first thing you see when you wake up.

He always writes you love letters when he is away, almost every day, with promises of things you’ll do together when he comes home. 

You know he's madly in love just by the way he looks at you. You don't need words to know this. No one has ever before looked at a person the way he looks at you. 

He snuggles with you when you are sick and tells you stories he has experienced at sea. And also about the Valar and the western lands. You ask him questions you know the answer to, just to hear his beautiful voice. 

Elendil spends a significant amount of time away, so when you are together, there is hardly a moment when you are not touching each other's hands, constantly brushing against each other, both at home and on the streets. He doesn't mind public displays of affection, he wants to make the most of every moment with you.

The first kisses he gave you, when he was still courting you, were soft kisses on your hands, hands that from the first day he knew he would never want to let go of. 

He loves to make you laugh, he falls even more in love with you when you laugh at his dad jokes. Your laugh is the most precious sound he's ever heard. 

His favourite kind of kisses are the ones he gives you when he embraces you from behind. He needs to feel that he's protecting you, to let you know that he'll never let anything harmful ever happen to you. He's scared to death of losing you. 

He loves singing lullabies in Elvish for you on sleepless nights, or whenever you wish, while holding you in his arms.

He loves to take you for rides on his horse outside the city. You have your special place in a small forest in the mountains, where you spend hours and hours, just the two of you. That is also where he asks you to marry him, the day he will remember as one of the most blessed days of his life. 

At dawn on the day he asked you to marry him, he went to a lonely beach. He asked the sea, his long departed wife, if it was time. And he knew she gave him permission, he knew he had found full happiness with you again. And tears of relief and bliss filled his eyes. He would love you immeasurably until the end of his days. 

I hope you like it! 😊 I almost cried writing these because I love him so much 😭💕