#high on life sweezy

[thestarvingartistgabe]

Sweezy x Harper <3

[neon-entity]

Thinking abt her crush 😍

just a little doodle I did

[birdpersonz]

@cloverina-sasha139

its up hehe

im going to go take a nap now

[pinkydee10]

High on Life incorrect quotes I can’t figure out how to put in fics;

Casey (Bounty Hunter): Gene, you’re not dead! Where’s my guns?

Gene: Name something a burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house.

Creature: NAKED GRANDMA!

Gene: Naked HUH?!

Gus: I wouldn’t wanna see that either.

Kenny: Can I have a waffle? C-Can I please have a waffle?

Casey and Lizzie: You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT-

Casey: I’m a demigirl.

Kenny: I thought you were a human?

Creature: Let’s tell secrets about ourselves! Sweezy you go first!

Sweezy: Alright. I hate you.

Creature: Oh.

Lizzie: There is only one thing worst than a rapist. Boom.

Knifey: A child!

Lizzie: NO!

Gene: What do you have?

Casey: *holds up Knifey* A KNIFE

Gene: NO!

Kenny: Oh my god, why did she pick up that knife?

Gene: Carful, it’s a little muggy outside.

Lizzie: I swear to god if there’s a bunch of mugs out on the lawn…

Gene: *sips coffee from a bowl*

Bounty: It’s a white flag, and you might as well start waving it-

Casey: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!

Gus: Good lord.

Casey: I’ve only had these guns for a few days, but if anyone were to hurt them I would destroy the entire universe and then myself.

[0thepurplenexus]

damn, I never posted this shit of my High on Life content. Whatever, here’s some food for you nerds that like this game, plus, my own silly guy.

[kleiner-ghost-high-on-life]

It’s mermay, so here are some mermaid Gatlians, starting with Sweezy!

[cloverina-sasha139]

Happy First Anniversary to High on Life

[surveillance-0011]

got any Sweezy x Harper hcs?

It’s a very gradual thing and there’s never really a confession it’s just like. Somewhere along the lines they make it official. If there were ever a confession it’d be a major snorplo moment where it’s like “we’ve legit been dating for years now”

they're both stoked tho

I would not be surprised if it's something that happens later in the timeline honestly. if we get swarper for realzies in canon im assuming it's not happening until like. probably later in the sequel. idk if the animated series would be another interquel with all the bounties we didn't see between the game and dlc or more of a retelling of the game orrr??? idk idk??? shrug?? so idk exactly to expect but who knows

maybe they'd only consider themselves together by the time everything w/ Gurgula is said and done and they can actually kind of. truly move the fuck on from everything that's gone down.

Sweezy is actually the more outwardly affectionate one. Also a lot more flirtatious. Likes to see Harper get all mushy and flustered. Harper is a bit on a stoic+awkward side and a little hesitant to get so close to her bc she’s still getting used to being close to people without them. Yknow. (COMIC SPOILERS KIND OF FOR THOSE WHO HAVENT READ IT YET SORGY) Dying getting their memory wiped turning out to be evil etc etc etc

Sweezy too to an extent. I think even though she is very like “hiii babe hugs and kisses love youuu” she is also a bit scared what the future holds and doesn’t want to let her guard down entirely just yet. She’s not very vulnerable and it does take a while for the two to have their more serious chats on what they are how they feel anything super deep etc etc

Though of course I say this relative to their personalities. Harper is pretty sweet and sweezy is still sweezy. Sweezy does still tease her and during tougher patches she can be, well, tough. Meanwhile Harper is usually looking on the bright side and whatnot.

I don’t think they argue much but there’s playful bickering and I’m sure sometimes the tension from bounty hunting boils over a lil ..

When they do fight they take some time to themselves then talk it out and usually get a little treat. There has been one (1) tearful apology. At least

I also do feel like they'd be the sort to be more lowkey about things anyway. sometimes Harper wishes she had an easier time showing her appreciation and love but in general there's not a lot of pressure to act a certain way or whatever

Sweezy fell first for sure. harper probably fell harder but i feel like she'd not pin it for what it is at first,, "wow im so glad sweezy is such a good friend :) idk why my heart is racing rn"

Harper was from a relatively well off family, cozily middle class. Sweezy was from a working class family. there have been some "no harper not everyone can go to a ski resort every winter vacation" moments but mainly harper wishes she still had it to spoil her girl. She likes giving gifts when she can for sure.

though for real she would give sweezy like a thousand cool rocks. she will find a way to give something nice.

Harper does like cuddling but sometimes the gems are a bit pointy. it takes them both a while to get comfy. But it can be their lil ritual

The two certainly have each other's back but neither is overprotective. They're both very capable and one need not try to shield them from the world or anything like that.

I need... antics. Past midnight shenanigans. Getting into trouble havin fun making memories. Please. Please.

sleepovers :3 yes technically atm that's just sleeping on the same shelf or whatever but :3 we can make it happen we can make it work...

Sweezy has a lot of romantic experiences. Many a shitty ex. Played into some of her worries but Harper is a breath of fresh air honestly.

Meanwhile Harper has very little experience and has probably only dipped her nonexistent toes (tip of handle? Barrel? Muzzle?) into the waters of dating with either 1-2 past partners or dates that have never gotten serious. She is very excited but also very nervous and wishes that the people she would have gone to for advice were all still around. And/or of sound mind and body. Yknow. Yknow who I’m talking about :) two or three people in mind here… :) :) :))) but cest la vie

Sweezy is bi and proud bay beeee!! Harper is sapphic and otherwise unlabeled,, bicurious mayhaps,, and a lil shy on the matter... girl pretty... what else is there to say...

Neither really wants to do anything too formal for dates they like doing fun stuff. The bounty hunter has to chaperone/drive/third wheel often NOT LIKE GATLIANS CANT MOVE AROUND IT'S JUST TRICKY 8 TIMES OUTTA 10 but they like to go places like the park arcade aquarium... stuff like that i think...

maybe they'd want to be married someday but either it'd be a small ceremony or getting officiated and then just throwing a reception party and/or and/or never getting technically married but remaining life partners

harper would be into getting married but it would take a while she would be very intimidated by the prospect. sweezy doesn't know if marriage is right for her in general, successful relationship or not.

[time-cherry]

Spoilers for High On Knife

People think Sweezy is a lesbian because she has a crush on Harper but I personally think she's bisexual because you know the parasite that Creature fucks? And she can fuck him too. Also I think Harper is pansexual, she gives me the vibes

[botslayer]

High On Life Theory dump:

Theory A, why some aliens have human names and others kind of don’t: the translator nanites are translating all the alien names to “English” approximations because it’s what the character can make sense of. So, for example, his name isn't actually "Gus" but means something along the lines of what "Gus" means as a name on Earth.(”Exalted,” “Majestic,” or less possibly, “Of Augustus.”) The ones that don’t get this treatment, say, Garmantuous or Krubis, are because there isn’t a translation close enough to it for the nanites to infer anything from so they just let it be. Theory B, Knifey’s true species: I think he's "Gatlian" in that his species comes from Gatlus. I have a theory that most Gatlians ambulate kinda like worms or in the case of Gus's species, octopi, but if you were to pull the leather off of Knifey's "Handle," he would probably have spider-like legs and crawl around on them. The blade is actually an augmentation, or perhaps just a sharpened and shaped horn. Knifey’s species probably evolved on an island somewhere on Gatlus separated from other areas which allowed for some unique differences compared to other parts of the planet, a phenomenon observable on Earth. Look up Owl Parrots for an IRL example. Theory C, Gatlian anatomy: Gatlians can shoot stuff out of their butts as an evolutionary overhang for trying to escape predators. Knifey’s people can do what they do because climbing cliffs all about them on a particularly metallic island area of the world was just the easier way away from predators. Theory D, There are many “Gatlian” species: Jist look at all the anatomical differences between Gus, Creature, Kenny and Sweezy, and realize that alone is all the argumentation I need. They’re all still collectively referred to as Gatlians to save time tho.

Theory E, the last one, is a behind the scenes one: I know part of Gus’s references for his design included a muppet/yipyip looking thing but I think all of them are actually based loosely on Boglins as a general rule, Boglins being a product Roiland at least is demonstrably familiar with given the fact that Rick from Rick and Morty owns one.

I will now include some pictures of IRL boglins for demonstration.

There isn’t really a po9int to this post, I just needed to scream these into the digital void. 

[hyperfixationtimego]

BETSY SODARO VOICING ONE OF THE GATLIANS SO REAL AND TRUE I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME

[neon-entity]

save me bi guns

[hmvw2015]

Douglas (and also Sweezy), from High On Life!

He may be the most dangerous character Tom Kenny has ever played.

[randymansalien]

Here's the high on life headcanons

Kenny - bi (they/he) (likes Sweezy)

Knifey - pan

Gus - gay

Sweezy - bi (they/she) (likes kenny)

Creature - trans male and gay

Lezduit - nonbinary and pan

Lizzie - questioning

Gene - bi-curious

Garmantuous - intersex and omnisexual

9-torg - straight ally (likes nipulon)

Krubis - pan (likes Douglas)

Douglas - intersex and gay (likes krubis)

The Skrendel bros - pan, bi and gay

Dr John giblets - bi

Nipulon - straight ally (likes 9-torg)

5-torg - questioning

Mr keeps - straight ally

Jorb - questioning(he kid)

(Update)

Harper - nonbinary and aroace(for now)

[lyricallychallenged02-blog]

A brief note of thanks to Taylor Alison Swift

Here's a toast to you because homage and respect are nice things to do... 

There's more than so much I can write, but I'll start with thank you. For writing songs that capture these enormous & complex feelings of life that are somehow universal and still bespoke to our individual experiences. 

The past decade (and some change) has been one hell of a ride, T-Sweezy. It's rare to listen to an artist that consistently reaches into the depth of my being and identifies a feeling stuck down there because I didn't have the time (or the desire) to process it. Your verses describe those buried feelings, and I feel validated and less alone by the chorus. Somehow you eloquently identify those feelings while finding a way to add texture to them. Even more so, you wreck us all by putting them into unforgettable rhythmic bridges? I know I'm not the only one gobsmacked by this talent. 

It's a strange feeling this connection with an artist (def giving-- parasocial), primarily because while you will likely never know my name, face, or story, my life wouldn't be the same without the art you've shared with us over the years. I am forever grateful for your decision to be vulnerable with us all. So, again, THANK YOU. You've given us an incomparable soundtrack for all of life's nuance in between the good and the bad. 

@taylorswift @taylornation @taylorswiftdaily

A few closing notes: 

Posting this on tumblr meant I was exposed to myself in high school / early college. BIG thank you to my therapists over the years.

This was actually a cathartic experience. I see why people write. 

S/o to those with tattoos inspired by taylor lyrics (tysm paper rings and mirrorball) 

[decadentfanwolf]

High on Life sweezy