#high elf prince kyle

[leighs-hidey-hole]

Kyle Broflovski, High Jew Elf King.

Self indulgent.

Images are not mine individually, but I did make the edit.

[skepticdoe]

I know that whenever there’s a South Park style royal au or any au where one of them is from nobility, it’s always Kyle. This is probably because of the whole High Jew Elf King thing and also the fact that Kyle’s just the more regal one of the two BUT hear me out

A style royalty au where STAN is the crowned prince. And Kyle is either the royal tailor/doctor or takes on some sort of royal responsibilities and he ABSOLUTELY hates it

knowing Randy, he’d probably be running a really corrupt monarch and kingdom as the king and Kyle, not having anything other than his sharp wit, is stuck under the thumb of the royals

there’s SOOO much opportunity for angst especially between style and Kyle’s own strong morals and ethics would probably hinder their relationship

anyways all in all what I’m suggesting….is more regal Stanley Marsh

[sp-by-april]

OKAAYYYY GIRL NOW WE’RE TALKING 🙂‍↕️ Can you give us a quick portrait of the main cast in this AU, they all seem unhinged and this is what we signed for!!

I can do that!!

⚔️ ARC ONE: MAIN CHARACTERS + MOTIVATIONS

🌿 Kyle, The High Jew Elf King - Kyle is a whirlwind of intensity, good intentions, and absolutely preventable mistakes. - Refuses to participate at first because it's “a lame fucking distraction from real diplomacy.” - Ends up in the Trial of Blades against Prince Mark Cotswolds when [redacted]. - [Redacted] after [redacted] and loses his composure in front of all Zaron. 🌊 Princess Nichole Daniels of the Kingdom of Nymphae, Naiad Protector, Soul of the Lakes - Hates the alliance at first, but understands it’s a necessary evil. She and Kyle disagree on strategy and the best use of her troops. (TTRPG Nich hints dropped here. She’s a strategist!) - Bebe & KRM are her handmaidens. - A Naiad (water nymph) with powers of healing, shielding and divination. Pulls water from the earth and atmosphere to use her powers.

🗡️ Sir Stan Marshwalker - Pissed, annoyed, spiraling because he’s competing on Kyle’s team but Tolkien (Stan’s ex) is on Kupa Keep’s. - Unresolved homoerotic tension with Tolkien is THROUGH THE ROOF!!

🌄 Maiden Wendy - Oread, a nymph associated with Mountains which makes her a formidible warrior with ground troops. - Princess Nichole's advisor; Highly intelligent - Engaged to Tolkien but Stan Marshwalker is her ex. - Wants to break Tolkien and Stan up before they duel “for closure,” 💠 Tolkien The Acolyte - Elegant Cleric and totally composed until Stan calls him a coward in front of every single delegation and they duel. - Tolkien almost [redacted]. - [Redacted] milks this for all it's worth later. 💖 Her Radiant Highness, Princess Kenny The Reclaimer; The Rightful Crown of the Burning North - Kenny wants control of the Orc Kingdom back, that’s her homeland and Cartman gave it to fucking Clyde!! - Makes a bid for Princess Nichole's hand because [redacted]. - History with Bebe, [redacted]. 💫 Cartman, The Grand Wizard King - Instigates. Sabotages. Narrates fake prophecies that are very obviously about himself. - In love with Lady Heidi, Clyde’s adopted sister... which is why he gave Clyde control of the Orc Kingdom (Even though it rightfuly belongs to Princess Kenny)

💥 Lord Clyde of the Orc Homelands - Total fucking madmax warlord. - Makes a fool of himself at the tournament at every opportunity. - Lady Heidi is his adopted sister. [Redacted]

🎆 High Wizards of Zaron - A secretive coalition that includes: -- Paladin Butters -- Dark Maiden Red -- Lord Gregory of the Yardale Elves -- Damien The Cursed - They exiled Cartman forever ago.

[kylehighelf]

King Kyle is getting on his horse.

Prince Ike: “Brother, where are you going?”

High Elf Kyle: “I cannot find Marshwalker inside the castle. I will search for him. You must stay here and rule the kingdom and keep your mouth shut until I’m back.”

Prince Ike: “He isn’t worth your while, my Highness. He is only a human.”

High Elf Kyle: “No he is not. He is mine. And no one can take what’s mine.”

[pyr0x10n]

I haven’t written in a while so here imma feed y’all 💕

High Jew Elf Kyle x God! Reader

Synopsis: A prince falls in love with a god, and the god returns the feeling, surely there isn’t much of a problem, right?

Gender: Gender neutral

Genre: Fluff and a hint of angst if you squint.

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It wasn’t rare that the elves fell in love with a god as divine as you. And you had taken quite a liking to the elves, but it was very rare for you to return the feelings.

Walking through the Elven kingdom, you graced the city with your presence. People looked at you in awe, as you walked towards the palace. You remember the last time you were here, eighteen years ago, the queen was going to have a son, and now you were going to meet this son of theirs.

The guards greeted you and granted you access to go inside, where the queen was there to welcome you back.

You entered and you saw the queen bow down to you. “Hello, (Y/n), thank you for gracing us with your presence.” She thanked you. “It’s my pleasure Sheila.” You nodded as you walked up to her, you still remember when she was a kid. You chuckled and gave her a hug. “You don’t have to be so formal, Sheila. You grew up with me around and you know it.” You told her, and she shook her head. “No, I must, oh, please follow me, I’ll introduce you to my son and his knight.” She smiled, leading you to the dining room. It was as beautiful as you remember. “Ah, let me get my husband.” She said, leaving you alone in the dining room. “Dude, I’m surprised she didn’t catch us!” You heard voices nearby. “Yeah!” You turned around to look at the voices, but they were only coming inside. Once the two of them went inside and noticed you, they were astonished, and you were too. “Whoa dude!” The black haired one said, but the red haired one stared at you with awe. And you did the same to him. ‘Such beauty..’ you thought to yourself.

“Ah, boys! please, meet (Y/n), the god I told you about.”

“…Sheila look at Kyle and (Y/n)…” Gerald whispered and pointed at how they were looking at each other. “Oh no..” Sheila covered her mouth in surprise,

this isn’t good.

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[princessconsuela120]

So while writing the next two chapters I’ve realized there’s a lot of extra info I haven’t added so I’m gonna make this a second info page for Juno, broken down into sections!

Basics:

- Juno Marsh is the daughter of Sharon and Randy Marsh, and twin sister of Stanley Marsh, younger sister of Shelley Marsh. She is the youngest in the family.

- She lives in South Park Colorado next door to the Broflovski’s

- She had mid length raven black hair, and deep blue eyes.

- She owns a dog named Sparky.

- She is friends with her brothers friends, though her closest friend is Kenny McCormick.

- She is a junior at South Park High.

Friends:

Kenny McCormick - lead guitarist in the band Crimson Dawn. Best friends with Juno Marsh since preschool. Was turned mortal in 5th grade after a mission to defeat his curse set out by him and Juno, where they broke him of his curse. Big pothead, but not to the point where it’s a problem. Dumb on the outside, but is actually really smart. Works a job to provide mostly for his little sister. Karen adores Juno. Kevin McCormick and Shelly Marsh have been dating for 3 years, and were set up by Kenny and Juno.

Stan Marsh - lead singer in the band Crimson Dawn. Still best friends with Kyle. Short tempered, but actually very sensitive. Hates his family lovingly. Has depression, takes anti-depressants. Has an alcohol problem, though he’s trying very hard to fix it. Refuses to take off his hat, Juno had to get him to wash his hair more. Not as greasy as it was when they were kids, but not the best.

Kyle Broflovski - Has been in love with Juno Marsh since the 4th grade. He fell first she fell harder. The smartest in the class. Is on the varsity basketball team, number 19 (Juno’s bday). Still wears his hat all the time, hates his hair but has warmed up to it more. Hates anything to do with alcohol or drugs. Designated driver always. Helps his brother with homework. Babysits Ike with Juno frequently. An awkward teenage boy, though a lot of girls have crushes on him (including Juno).

Eric Cartman - Still an asshole. Is trying his best. Has chilled down a lot since 4th grade. Was put on medication and sent to therapy after being diagnosed with Bipolar II disorder, with the help of Juno. Almost flunked out of high school, Juno tutored him which led to discovering his mental illness. Is surprisingly a lot better after starting medication. He pretends not to tolerate anyone but actually has a soft spot for his friends. Is slowly working his way up to being forgiven, even by Kyle. Forgets to take his meds and can be insufferable when Liane doesn’t remind him.

Butters - still the sweetest boy alive. Was diagnosed with autism, with Juno’s help. Brought both Juno and Kenny to Hawaii, they’re his favorite people. Juno is the only one allowed to call him Leo. He’s softened up a lot after discovering that he isn’t crazy his mind is just a little different. Owns a cat named Oatmeal, she’s basically his service cat.

Craig Tucker - Cousins with the Marsh family (Laura is Randy’s sister). Very close with Juno, has a fake rivalry with Stan. Smoking buddies with Juno and Kenny.

Tweek Tweak - works for tweak bros with his family. Juno and Craig convinced him to form a new recipe for coffee, and has slowly derailed him from his meth addiction. He still has raging anxiety but is getting healthier. Tweek and Craig have been together since 4th grade.

Wendy Testaburger - Has been dating Stan off and on since 4th grade. Good friends with Juno Marsh, even if her and Stan are on a break.

Stick of truth:

Story will come later!

Juno is known as Princess Juno of the Nine Realms, Princess Juno for short. She is “married” to the elf prince Kyle, which United their kingdoms and made them king and queen.

Fractured But Whole:

Story will come later!

Juno is known as The Gemini.

Her abilities are cloning, power replication (can temporarily take the powers of an individual), yin and Yang ( damages all enemies but strengthens all teammates), and water manipulation. She had started her own super hero team against Coon and Friends titled Supers of Terrific Dare (STDs) with members; The Gemini (Juno), Mysterion (Kenny), Call Girl (Wendy), SheWolf (Annie), FashionMonger (Bebe), Barbaria (Red),

Nightshade (Nichole), Henrietta, Michael, Pete, Super Craig, Wonder Tweek. (Yes she gained girl and goth alliance, making her the strongest group)

More of the girls superhero’s I came up with come later in a character chart!

[paisleywraith]

Power Couple.

[sanjidysphoria]

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *the funny one* *kyle* *frat boy* *brunette girl*

gay friend groups be like: *disgraced homeless dwarven prince* *eccentric middle-aged man with a dead crush* *angelic entity older than time itself with a pointy hat* *the high-king* *long haired elf* *gorthaur the cruel* *hot lesbian vampire lady* *dobby*

[south-park-skyguard]

OPEN CHARACTER: Kyle, aka, high jew elf PRINCE ((dm this account if interested!))

Species: Adgin elf ((elves with tails and animal like legs))

Role: Kyle is the eldest child of the Adgin elf monarchy, his father, Gerald, and his mother, Sheila, playing the role as king and queen of the ground level elven kingdom. Kyles job is to mentor ike, and train to possibly become king if something bad happens. However, he is still allowed to play around and be a normal kid.

His mom is over protective, and doesn't wish he play with cat folk due to their stigma.

Personality: despite being royalty, he doesn't like to boast this at all, in fact he prefers to keep it hidden when playing with other kids, leaving his grown and robes at home, changing into a more suitable outfit for outside, he doesn't want his friends to find out he's royal

[artiethebeeboi]

@k2-week Day 4: AU (Musical) No Way - Six: Song isn’t entirely related but it def inspired the royalty aspect lol

Princess Kenny wasn’t particularly happy that her parents had arranged her to be married off to the Elven prince, Kyle. The tensions between the Human Kingdom and the Elf Kingdom had been high for centuries and finally a solution had presented itself in two children born within the same year to the opposing royal families. And though Kenny had known she would marry Kyle the moment they turned 18, as she walked down the isle she hadn’t felt any more at ease than she had felt her entire life. But when they finally took their bows for their first dance as husband and wife, and Kenny finally took a chance to really look at him. She saw a shockingly red blush spread across his face, and a soft smile that was equal to the look in his eyes, and Kenny supposed that maybe the marriage wouldn’t be so bad after all.

[martyniiii]

MAG 178 - The Processing Line

New Magnus episode! MAG 178 - The Processing Line

Case ########-18

An examination of industrial meat processes.

Audio recorded by the Archivist, in situ.

Content warnings:

- Dehumanisation

- Helplessness / Existential dread

- Devaluation of human life

- Reduction of people based on 'usefulness'

- Futility / Inconsequence

- Body horror & torture

- Body image issues

- Medical horror

- Paralysis

- Arguments

- Police brutality (discussion of)

- Claustrophobia

- Explicit language

- Mentions of: enclosed spaces, needles/sharp objects, substance abuse, head trauma

- SFX: persistent droning, high pitched tones, repetitive mechanical noises, sudden cracking sound, meat processing, insects

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[noxhiemis]

Behold my absolute idiot of a D&D character. He challenged the other party members to beer pong and swallowed a key vital to our quest in our first session. He got the party kicked out of the dwarven capital for making a really rude hand gesture in the presence of the king. The closest he’s gotten to dying was when he failed his dexterity save swinging from a chandelier at a party and fell three stories. Last session he punched 3 giant rats to death. 90 shakes out to about 18 in elf-years in our campaign, so he’s basically a college freshman on a hella long bender. I do a shot at the start of each session to get into character. I love this campaign and my chaotic stupid son 😂

More notes on backstory/design/etc. under the cut!

Cael ran away from home around age 50 (~10) and joined the circus!  He was an acrobat (specifically a flyer), but also tried to learn sword-swallowing.  He never really got past small daggers.

He ran away from home because he felt like the family disappointment - while his father, mother, and brother are all talented wizards, Cael could never really get the whole magic thing down.  As a result, he really dislikes wizards in general.

Cael is the estranged second son of the Starblaze family, a powerful mage family that is also the elven royal family... so yeah, this scruffy dumbass is a prince, technically.

His sash is an aerial silk from the circus, while his tattoos are his acrobat makeup - he got tired of having to reapply it every show and got them permanently inked into his skin, because good life decisions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cael spent ~15-20 years with the circus until the company fell apart due to [insert ridiculous scandal here].  During that time though, he picked up his drinking habits from slightly “older” coworkers (15-18 y/o) while traveling between locations.

After leaving the circus, Cael wandered around for a while (inebriated most of the time...) before somehow stumbling on the Northern Keep, the primary monastery.  How he stumbled on it without falling off a cliff is unknown, as the Northern Keep is high in the mountains and perilous to reach while sober, let alone drunk.  He stuck around and trained as a monk for a few decades for the hell of it, but got pretty into it when he realized he could train his physical body to be powerful in its own way without the use of magic.

Once he’d graduated from the Northern Keep, Cael went back to wandering and drinking, since he didn’t have anything better to do.  He met up with his party at an inn near the Grey Tower, which is where our campaign began :)

The symbols along the bottom of his ref are, from left to right, his acrobat arm tattoos; the symbol of the Northern keep, which adorns the graduation medallion he wears; and the Starblaze crest, which was tattooed on both of his palms when he started wizard training as a child.  His palms are normally covered by athletic wraps.

“Caelum” is the latin word for sky because I’m a Classics major and I’m extra, while “Starblaze” came from https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com.  “Cael” is in fact pronounced like “Kyle”  😂

[animatronic5]

fanfiction.net/u/10887504/

The link above is for my Fanfiction.net profile. 1. A sequel to my story, LoZ: Hyrule Heroes, involving Link and Malon's kids, Lyn and Mel, trying to rescue Zeldas sonn Prince Scott, from a ressurrected Vaati and Zant from TP. Along their journey, they travel with a young Rito girl named Sarah, Erma, (the witch from the first story), the desperate Midna who's trying to reclaim her throne, and Flynn's pup, Zeke. A side-plot in the story would be Link and his companions from the first story protecting Hyrule Castle, and Zelda, from Zant and Vaatis incoming forces. 2. A harem crossover, Dragonball Z and Chrono Trigger, involving an OC, Ayla, Maron, (Krillins Ex, not his daughter), Launch, and a few other single women in these universes. The plot I've thought of so far is a young man from the future who ends up travelling through time, and thus, meets the many hot women who fall in love with him. 3. AvP, a female predator named Tia'ra and a male human named Max are trapped on a prison planet with many other humans and aliens. As they try to find a way to escape, as well as fall in love, they meet a Xenomorph whose been experimented on and given human speech and thought, a little girl whose been wrongfully taken there, a woman and her pet Xenomorph, (note, this is my character Violet and Xander from my story, the Android and The Mutant), and a male cyborg, the group find out about a plot that threatens to destroy the universe. 4. OFF, Batter x Queen AU. The Judge sends a regretful Batter to a time before Hugo lead his world to ruin, and thus, starts to form a relationship with the Queen. 5. A continuation of my story, UnderFell Mob. In this, Frisk is now an adult, working with her monster family to maintain peace. Soon, a new menace rears its head to threaten Frisk and those she cares about. 6. Godzilla Apocalypse Story involving OCs, humans and monsters from Godzilla, Gamera, Mothra and King Kong movies. When the world is turned into a wasteland, it's up to a small group of humans to try and create peace between the monsters and themselves. When Ling Ghidorah threatens the last of humanity, it may be up to a certain radioactive creature to maintain peace. 7. Invader Zim X Gaz AU, if this one wins, or if I ever decide to do it in the future, I might do another poll on where you'd want the setting for this AU to be. 8. Tom, Toonamis glorious host, is sent on a Sci-Fi adventure that will have him meet several faces. And they're all his own! (Basically, our current Tom ends up stranded on a desert planet with a new larger, more mobile version of SARA, Georgia the worm, and Clyde 56s, and they end up finding the factory that built Tom, and in doing so, they find the previous models of Tom, but discover that they have their own personalities!) 9. An OC ends up on a cosmic adventure with Quenn Tyr'ahnee, (aka: The Martian Queen on Duck Dodgers). On their journey, the two fall in love as they are chased down by a group of space pirates, (who may or may not look like classic Looney Tunes villains). 10. Years into the future, the Teen Titans, (comic versions mostly), are now lead by a new generation. The son of Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle, the daughter of Dick Grayson and Starfire, the daughter of Raven and Garfield Logan, an ageing Victor Stone, the grandson of Slade Wilson, and an orphaned monster find themsleves coming together to carry on the legacy of the Titans before them... 11. A crossover between Super Mario Odyssey, and Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. In the story, set in an AU, A weakened Ganon creates a spell that merges his world with the one housing a certain Italian plumber. When he forms a shakey alliance with Bowser, it's up to 2 heroes to save the day. A plumber with his talking cap, and the Hero with the sword that seals the darkness must save their world's from the Koopa King, and the Demon Lord... 12. Who loves Smash Bros? I Do! So I thoight, why not make it into an actual story? Keep In mind, due to so many characters In the games, and several games at that, I made it a more simple plot by making my own that's loosely based on the first game. I will have various characters from certain games In it though. Some as heroes, some as villains, and some as side characters. In my story, a dimensional rift created by Master Hand brings various worlds together. This includes the Mario Bros, Sonic the Hedgehog, Link, Fox Mccloud, Samus Aron, Solid Snake, Megaman, Kirby, Red and his pokemon, Ness, Lucas, Donkey Kong, Pit, (aka Kid Iccarus), and Captain Falcon. Characters such as Bayonetta, Lucas, Banjo Kazooie, various Princesses, the Wario Bros, (Yes, I'm putting Waluigi in there), will be forced to hold up together while our heroes work to stop Master Hand and his minions. 13. Mad Marvel. A Mad Max style universe involving various Marvel characters. For my main leads, Spiderman with his Karen AI, She-Hulk, (note that I'm toying with the idea of Spider-Man and she hulk as a couple for this story) Iron Man, Captain Marvel, Wasp, and Thor. The villains would be an immortal Joe version of Thanos, Hela, Magneto, Red Skull, MODOK, Dr. Doom and Abomination. Other characters like the X-Men, Deadpool, the Hulk, and other Avengers would pop up in other groups. The main one is the characters I listed. 14. Spiderman: Great Power. A very loose adaptation of the PS4 game. It has variations, like the action, and certain changes to the story. Such as Peter having his AI Karen and his drone from SM: Homecoming, Peter is in a relationship with She Hulk, he is friends with the Avengers, and side characters like Ned being involved on the side lines. 15. A Ben 10/ Fallout harem romance story. It loosely follows the combined plots of Fallout 3 and 4. An alternate Ben's universe is destroyed by a black hole, and so Paradox, feeling bad for him, sends him to an alternate dimension where he was unknowingly killed by an insane pyronite. Ben is brought to a fallout style dimension where various alien species have come to the Earth before and after the nukes turned it into a wasteland. As Ben works to save this world from being torn apart, he also finds himself in a harem style relationship with various woman from the series. Influenced by the story, "Ben's Harem", by GreyKing46. 16. A Smash Bros AU. In this story, Samus Aran is the captain of a group of space mercs. This team consists of Aran, Sonic from Mobius, a Pikachu tested in in a lab, a baby Metroid, Link as a Luke Skywalker type character as boy coming from a backwater planet, Mario as a space mechanic, Fox Mccloud, a cyborg version of Snake, Megaman and and Kirby as a mysterious space outlaw. 17. A fantasy story maybe? When a feared yet gentle barbarian is taken hostage by a tribe of ogres, he is soon thrown into an adventure involving high stakes danger, and romance. He soon finds himself in a relationship with several females! Yeah, trying to delve into harem style storytelling. He finds himself with an orc warrior, a runaway dwarf princess, a human thief, an enslaved centaur, a flirtatious elf, a hard headed goblin and a shy nymph. 18. A simple romance story where Peter Parker, Spider-Man, and Jennifer Walters, She-Hulk, become a couple, fighting against various enemies as members of the Avengers.

[asterixer]

just doin’ the other boys for the au

kyle - fae prince (inspired by high jew elf)

stan - skinwalker (inspired by Stan of Many Moons)

kenny - shapeshifter (human only), with inspiration from princess kenny

he’s shapeshifting into tweek if it wasn’t clear lol

eric - witch (like tweek, but prefers the term wizard or warlock, inspired by grand wizard cartman, obv ) 

[mokocchii]

The Kyman Fanfic Ultimate Guide (or in other words, how to be a kyman hoe)

So lurking in Kyman fandom for awhile people would ask, what do you recommend reading? Well, after much searching I conjured up a list in what I believe to be the best Kyman fics. As well since this is Kyman week might as well fellow fans read some good shit during this fabulously gay week.

Remember folks, my list is incredibly biased HOWEVER from reading countless kyman fanfics and engaging with fellow kyman fans, this is solely based on what I consider to be strong kyman fics in terms of story structure, writing style, characterization, and overall enjoyment.

RATING: E

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we don't sleep when the sun goes down

by izzybusiness

https://archiveofourown.org/works/9450338

“Okay, will someone please tell me what the fuck is going on?” Cartman finally yells, clearly at the end of his tether. “So, what, everyone here got struck by lightning and now you’ve got superpowers like some kind of all-gay Justice League?” Misfits AU.

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Unwell

By cigarettestainedeyes

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12319431

Kyle's being introduced to a whole new side of himself, the panicked side, the scared side, and he doesn't much care for it. Support comes from the last place he expected.

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The Rules

By Creatortan

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13389867

South Park has many rules. 

1) don’t try to get involved with Kyle Broflovski. You will face the wrath of Eric Cartman. Plus Kyle just isn’t interested, even if he pretends to be.

2) don’t try to get involved with Eric Cartman. You will face the wrath of Kyle Broflovski. And Eric isn’t interested and doesn’t try to hide that. 

3) don’t try to get in between Cartman and Kyle. It never ends well. Just let them get it out of their systems.

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RATING: T

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Cant we just try?

By shortstackedchessecake96

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5187086

If Eric had his stubborn way, he'd deny his feelings forever. But Kyle's not going to let that happen.

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Higher, Higher

By Sweeticing

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13518693/chapters/31008642

Bebe tries to use a love potion on Kyle, but the plan goes wrong when the potion makes him fall for Cartman instead. Good thing Cartman hasn't been pining for Kyle for eight years or anything crazy like that.

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Cartman Gets bored

By sorrowfulJoy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13062774

Cartman gets bored at 11pm and tries to get his friends to come and spend time with him, texting fic

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Secondhand

By SnyapticFirefly

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7751491

Cartman does what he does best: peer pressuring impressionable Jews the only way he knows how.

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Keep Your Enemy Closer

By guineabees

https://archiveofourown.org/works/9123163

A story about what happens when a superhero and their rival have been living under the same roof without realising it.

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I Won’t Fall For You

By shortstackedchesscake

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13247808

Just when Kyle thought turning up alone to a wedding - that was starting to feel like a college reunion - couldn't get any worse, it turns out Eric Cartman is invited too. But Eric may just be his saving grace, and Kyle decides to run with his inevitably crazy plan even if he thinks he knows better. But Kyle is a lot smarter than his college friends, he won't fall for Eric that easily... will he?

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the coriolis effect

by briwookie

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11544261

"There's nothing wrong with being attracted to the same sex." Kenny would say, but Eric Cartman had always thought otherwise.

It just surprises him that it takes Kyle Broflovski getting drunk at a bar with another man to prove him wrong

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Sunday best and broken glass

By cherryvanilla

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2296934

Cartman doesn’t do nervous. He’s done plenty of fucking public speaking, public singing, public anything but tonight – tonight, he’s nervous. Maybe it’s because this stupidly means more than any of those other times, even though he wishes to fuck he could deny that. Because he actually cares this time. It isn’t based around some manipulation. Maybe it’s because Stan’s up there right now singing and playing electric guitar to Sweet Child O’ Mine like a lame-o, but he’s actually fucking good and all Cartman’s got is a dumb emo love song and an acoustic and a future bill for rejection.

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Between love and hate

By izzubusiness

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8239649

“Fuck you, whore!” Cartman yells, getting to his feet and stomping over to the other end of the room. “What the fuck are you even doing in my house?” 

“What were you doing with Kyle’s tongue in your mouth?” Wendy counters back, and if Stan’s head wasn’t about to explode under the weight of everything going on, he thinks he might have high fived her for that wicked burn.

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I said I wouldn't by I did

By captaindude

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2754203

In which Cartman is whipped and he doesnt even know it. but mostly sex though.

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Redéfinition de l'individu

By Kymanlvr

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6481633/1/Redéfinition-de-l-individu

Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.

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Don’t Touch Me

By Soul Flash

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5231878/1/Don-t-Touch-Me

When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

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Respect My Authority

by Soul Flash

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5687376/1/Respect-My-Authority

There's only one thing you can do when a Jew tries to mess with your mind: play some mind games yourself. After all, all's fair in love and war. Kyman, slash. Cartman's POV. Companion fic to Don't Touch Me.

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Boundaries

By cutie pie 9335

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6547130/1/Boundaries

Cartman finally crosses the line that Kyle had so carefully drawn. Kyman, amongst other pairings.

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Afflictions and Affections

By PartiPooper

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10588091/1/Afflictions-and-Affections

When Kyle is sick, as per usual, Cartman pays him a visit. He even so much as looks after him, in his own bitter-sweet way. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

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The Sorry Struggle

By Partipooper

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11152548/1/The-Sorry-Struggle

When Cartman does something bad to Kyle, he tries to say sorry - "tries" being the keyword. AKA, How Not To Say Sorry To Your Boyfriend. (Slightly Silly Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities, slightly sexual scenes, and the follies and flatulence of youth.

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if I didn't believe in you, we’d never have gotten this far

by orphan_account

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11282883

Kyle and Eric are both getting tired of the 'no strings attached' asterisk attached to their relationship.

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The Stag Prince

By Synaptic Firefly

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4979806/chapters/11437663

A Swan Princess parody. Grand Wizard Prince Eric and High Elf Prince Kyle are roped into an arranged marriage. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea to start with? Eventual Kyman, slight Stenny, and poor Butters is a paladin.

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RATING : M 

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Restraints

By Soul Flash

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5867328/1/Restraints

“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.

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How Long Till You Surrender?

By wettmark

https://archiveofourown.org/works/453686

Stan is self destructing, Craig Tucker might be gay, Butters can't handle Cartman's wiener, and Kyle just wants to get out of South Park without losing his mind, his best friend, or his virginity.

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A Series of Left Turns

By ScribbleSibly

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4088479/chapters/9208600

Kyle, now 17 and preparing to be a responsible adult, is drowning in the stress of his mundane life. Until Cartman gets an idea. Kyle POV. Heavy swearing and smut later on.

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Perfectionist

By shortstackedcheescake96

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6452782

Kyle appreciates Eric's praise perhaps more than he really should. It is rare, after all. (All characters are 18+)

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Backseat Confession

By psychelelicgoolash

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1907814

It was moments like these he wondered why he let that Jewish son of a bitch ensnare him like he did. How Kyle could just wrap him around his finger as he rolled onto his back, allowing Cartman full access to his unfastened jeans. Aged Up. Kyman. Smut.

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Comfort

By NocturnalLament

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5361029

Unable to sleep due to 'unfortunate circumstances', Kyle finds solace in the form of Cartman - but as is inevitable with these boys it's not as simple as a mere sleepover, and Kyle gets more than he'd bargained for. This fanfic is based on the events of the incredible blog 'Ask The Main Four' on Tumblr, and is totally canonical to the universe. NSFW Kyman smut, first time and delicious grinding warning.

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Games

By NocturnallLament

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4932157

The card game was enjoyable at first, but it very soon became clear Cartman had much bigger ambitions for is 'alone time' with Kyle - despite his parents sleeping in the room down the corridor. Unable to resist, Kyle tries to contain himself and stay quiet... but it's much easier said than done, especially when the sex is THIS good.

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Mission Accomplished

by NocturnalLament

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3144293

Concerned about the imminent yearbook photographs, Kyle is intent on staying clean of hickeys - much to Cartman's displeasure. But Eric has never been one to back down from a challenge, and if he can help it the feisty auburn wont stay reluctant for long. Yummy smut with hints of fluff at the end. Kyman One-shot.

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more than words can say

by NocturnalLament

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4794164

After an innocent slip of the tongue, Kyle can't help but wonder if he'd put their relationship in jeopardy. After a summer of strange behavior and evasiveness from Cartman, Kyle wants answers... but the truth is something he never had expected.

One word to describe myself

By confunded

https://archiveofourown.org/works/604033

"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn’t know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Super smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just some porn. Maybe.

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Denial

By SchwiftyJerry666

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13728942

At parties, when everyone's usually too high or drunk to notice or care, two enemies find that the line between love and hate is a very thin one indeed.

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Express Love

By BookishTea

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8799361/chapters/20173393

Kyle misses his husband after a long and boring business trip.

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Baby, Now you do

By charmzz

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13379967/chapters/30644319

Five years ago, Eric Cartman was hunched over him, with a fat hand on Kyle’s throat and the tip of a knife pointed between his eyes.

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might last a day (minus forever)

by cherryvanilla

https://archiveofourown.org/works/420889

At twenty-five, Kyle Broflovski thought he had his life all planned out. He was living in Denver with Stan with a nice apartment and a decent job. Suddenly, his world is turned upside down when Stan breaks up with him and he loses his job all in the span of a few months. Now Kyle is back in South Park, living with his parents, and trying to figure out where he goes from here. Enter Eric Cartman, who always got under Kyle’s skin as a kid, and who was now about to do so again, in more ways than one. (A story about reevaluating yourself and your life. Or, How Kyle Broflovski Got His Groove Back.)

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Go on, take everything (I want you to)

By cherryvanilla

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5070895

In retrospect, Kyle should’ve seen it coming. In retrospect, he really didn’t. Sequel to might last a day (minus forever).

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Fake it so real

By cherryvanilla

http://archiveofourown.org/works/266865

In which there is a party and seven minutes in heaven.

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 I am beyond fake

By cherryvanilla

http://archiveofourown.org/works/503667

It’s been exactly 24 hours since Kyle was in seven minutes in heaven with Cartman and he hasn’t thought of anything else but the feel of his lips and the press of his body. Sequel to Fake it So Real.

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Disintegration (is the best album)

By dont_take_me_im_seriously

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13325070/chapters/30499041

Kyle's Sunday morning began with an appalling marriage proposal and only got stupider from there. Now he's on the run from the government, stranded in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and contending with the idea that Eric Cartman might just have a heart to break after all.

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Tough Luck & Tough Love

By kylebiased

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13807146/chapters/31746348

Cartman bets he can break his previous bike-jumping record. Kyle bets he cannot. Cartman bets that if he can make said jump, Kyle will have to own-up to his end of their old fourth grade bet, and give him head. Kyle accepts this bet, since he obviously, cannot lose.

Cartman wins and now Kyle, is totally, screwed.

...Only thing Cartman never betted on, however? Finally realizing he's got actual feelings for Kyle.

Now, they're both screwed.

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Put out the fire on us

By I_Already_Forgot

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7262815/chapters/16490188

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Cartman cheats at a bet he'd made with Kyle and when the other refuses to pay him Cartman decides to get creative. Kyle knows not to let Cartman goad him into anything, but in the end his ego wins out and through a series of poor decision making they find themselves stranded in the woods all night, handcuffed together, bruised and battered. They have to work together in order to make it through and the near-death experience forces them to talk in ways they haven't before. The ordeal sheds new light on their friendship, and Kyle wonders if things will ever be able to go back to the way they used to be, or if he even really wants them to.

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Hate

By Kymanlvr

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5953936/1/Hate

There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.

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Hiring Hope

By Partipooper

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10659998/1/Hiring-Hope

Cartman has a job interview to attend, and Kyle has worrying about him to do. (Fluffy & Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)

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Time Bomb

by sweeticing

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13009413

Cartman got therapy, Kyle has a hard-on, and New Year’s Eve remains a cause for celebratory champagne even if you’re locked in a bathroom with your worst enemy.

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In my office, now

by mokocchii (yes i wrote a fic too)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14469690 

Working for Mr. Cartman hasn't been easy. (Or has it?)

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HONORABLE MENTION (If already a kyman fan you’ll get the joke)

Kyle in Chains

By DanniDinmont

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4676235/1/Kyle-in-Chains

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

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I also wanna give a shoutout to these kyman authors, cherryvanilla, shortstackedchessecake96, partipooper, ScribbleSibyl, synapticfirefly, and NocturnalLament for their surplus of quality quantity fics. They’ve written more than what I mentioned on this list, so I highly recommend to read ALL their work regarding Kyman. I suggest to check both their AO3 and FF.net accounts for the full archives of their work. 

Happy Kyman Week everyone! 

[clofox]

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