#he’d be unwillingly good at his craft though I’m ngl

[skepticdoe]

I know that whenever there’s a South Park style royal au or any au where one of them is from nobility, it’s always Kyle. This is probably because of the whole High Jew Elf King thing and also the fact that Kyle’s just the more regal one of the two BUT hear me out

A style royalty au where STAN is the crowned prince. And Kyle is either the royal tailor/doctor or takes on some sort of royal responsibilities and he ABSOLUTELY hates it

knowing Randy, he’d probably be running a really corrupt monarch and kingdom as the king and Kyle, not having anything other than his sharp wit, is stuck under the thumb of the royals

there’s SOOO much opportunity for angst especially between style and Kyle’s own strong morals and ethics would probably hinder their relationship

anyways all in all what I’m suggesting….is more regal Stanley Marsh