hey siobhan? what if i cried?? right in front of you???
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the dice are trying to tell a story and maybe the story is simply that gorgug fucking kicks ass, dude
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Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.
When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.
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imagine you're watching the bad kids, a group of adventurers the same year as you taking the last standard exam, a test no party has ever beaten, and theyre so close to acing it, theyve killed so many monsters already
and their cleric, the previous chosen of your helioic faith, who despite having a dead god has been healing and banishing and blessing and protecting their party from the horrors around them, pops up next to you
and you've been told by your party that theyre rule breakers, kids who can get away with anything, who dont care about school
but you ask kristen applebees, despite it all, if they're alright
and thats the last thing you say before you die
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Ankarna, goddess of rage and summer and the sun
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once again a lou wilson reaction represents the entire audience, as this was exactly the face i was making as the last 20 minutes of episode 11 happened
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kipperlilly having anger issues this entire time makes me kinda admire her cause like first day of senior year one of the people of the party you famously hate makes fun of your name and your party's pin and then tells you she's also running for student president, and you don't beat the shit our of her ????? insane. jawbone has to be the best school counselor to ever exist
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at the heart of the wildest episode on earth is a birthday boy
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