#hiding this post on the sideblog

[sainz100]

2024 Brazilian GP | x

[mewhenthhe]

“oh yeah i can fly….. and explode things…. move shit with my mind…and i physically cant drown or freeze or burn if i lock in enough… but…. like…. i dont have a mind reader ability that i can only use in a stupid government job so my life is useless sad face :(“

^life of a talentless or something

[sillyslayer6]

genshin fandom are HEAVILY sleeping on audhd ajax childe tartaglia

(headcanons in the read more!)

i meaaaan;

stimming - he likes making stuff out of water and fidgeting with them, especially if he's bored; spinning water weapons (like he does in one of his idle animations), making little water creatures (he probably makes them fight), mimicking things around him/in his mind out of water - he messes with his cape as a stim (like in that other idle animation) - him just repeating something just because he likes saying it, like 'coco goat' or some word zhongli taught him impulsivity - THE most impulsive guy ever - impulsive to the point where he'll just throw himself into danger because he has free will - will see some big horrifying monster, think 'i wonder if i could take that' (in a fight), then will attack unless someone stops him - constantly gets himself into trouble because he reacts before he thinks - i headcanon that him using foul legacy against the traveler was him genuinely losing his shit and wasn't planned

(and he probably just laid on the roof of the golden house like 'owww ouagh owww' until the battle with osial was done... also zhongli was watching liyue defend itself on a nearby mountain, like how a worried mother might watch her kids cook for the first time, and just happened to see the orange cat on the roof) hyperactivity - has a brain that never stops - ultra instincts adhd, like rick riordan says - if he ever stops moving, he'll die - complains if he has to stay still - probably fidgets non-stop - the tsaritsa is an ally and has plenty of random crap to fiddle with on harbinger coats socializing - canonically the odd one out among his peers (granted, his peers are all scheming goth people) - i swear he (canonically) constantly misses social cues and takes things literally... - he misses social cues more than he misses crits - blunt and straightforward, and prefers that way of communicating - headcanon that zhongli lying to him actually hurt his feelings and his reaction was genuine... (and that reaction is a little too relatable, as someone who's neurodivergent... 😔🤨) - this is probably an english-only thing, but his little 'haha' in stressful circumstances is him masking/coping with the situation and doing a brain reset, or just his default 'how the fuck am i meant to react to that' response (citation: I DO THAT!!) - somehow masks and unmasks at the same time, like how he's wearing his literal mask on his head - will just come out with the most profound and deep truths, this jumpscares people (especially ones who think he's a total dumbass) - childe unmasking is just him with no expression, doing things in almost complete silence, even before the abyss he brought the vibe to the function that neurotypicals hate - ^ he'll never unmask around his fellow harbingers because he doesn't like them but also he likes annoying them hyperfixations/special interests - easy 'he's obsessed with battle' connection, c'mannn - and easy 'he's got an interest in weaponry', duhhhh - but imagine him just being able to identify any fish, too. - hyperfixated on liyue history, cuisine and culture during his stay there, probably kept getting zhongli to talk about whatever he was hyperfixating on that week (btw zhongli's autistic too, it's because he's hot, sorry i don't make the rules) - picks up 1 million hobbies and hyperfixates on them either for a week or until he's mastered them (the one week ones get shelved until he masters them) nerfed by celestia, AKA idk what to title this section - i just can't see childe being able to sit there and finish paperwork like a regular guy - northland bank managers fear him (he hands in paperwork one minute before the deadline) - pulcinella probably handles his important harbinger documents because childe lost too many of them - exchanged his quick moving and dodging in battle for a weekly sacrifice (he trips over something or breaks things through clumsiness; him and lynette are comrades in arms for breaking machines) - his sleep schedule is that he doesn't have one - he turns into some hunter-gatherer eater, unless someone with a normal routine is around, then he follows them and has regular meals at regular times (as opposed to him cooking borscht at 11AM

[twinsoftriumph]

i know i haven't been very active here or on my non-sky account in the first place, but with bisan calling for a strike, i thought it would be worth at least making a post about her message here:

pressure against israel's war crimes and their acts of ethnic cleansing + genocide is building, and there is always a way to contribute to this pressure. let's continue listening to and amplifying palestinian voices!

[kenjiosawa]

do people still do textpost memes?

I don't care, I have this sideblog now so I'm posting my extensive set of kenji osawa focused textpost memes

[death-by-moth]

Me, the entire time I'm writing: "I'm going to throw up I hate this I never should have written anything this is terrible what am I doing everyone is going to hate this what aM I DOING-"

(hits "post")

Me: "... Oh...! That was nice actually! Let's do that again!"

[friedricebunny]

why is the decision of whether or not to reveal your main to someone you mainly interact w/ on a sideblog by following them so stressful

[sociallyawkwardseal]

Is it. Really that weird that I like keeping my personal blog away from my writing blog? ._. I'm pretty sure that's normal for a lot of people, especially people who either Do webnovel posting or intend to go into webnovel posting.

[plushri-moved]

you know were never trusted as a child when things like having an online alias and sideblog feel like unforgiveable acts of deception

[mewhenthhe]

[bambi-kinos]

My mother has never received an enema and I had no idea that they were considered "standard cleanliness" until now. Why would I send this to myself? You're not very smart, are you.

Just don't make jokes about how you want to sexually assault child versions of celebrities and give them kinks and you won't be in this kind of situation. It really is that easy. @apparentlyteodora

[shinesurge]

I don't think your issue is with me, actually.

[mzannthropy]

I've been waiting for this chapter--and dreading it at the same time, bc again, I just cannot be quiet. I can't not be myself! So: a controversial opinion incoming, (fans of Edward Rochester stop reading now): Huntingdon flirting with Annabella Wilmot in front of Helen, knowing she has feelings for him, reminds me of Rochester flirting with Blanche Ingram to arouse jealousy in Jane. There's also the fact that both heroines made a hasty retreat from the drawing room when in emotional distress. Both men catch up with the heroine and act as if nothing happened. I'm not otherwise comparing the two of them, or the books (if anything, Helen is in a better position bc she is not employed by the guy and is of higher social status than a governess). But it felt almost chilly to me how similar their conducts were.

[palanartridge]

i feel like brienne of tarth could fix cersei lannister. that or she’d just neutralise her energy

[loveregrown]

Girl who gets random urge to delete every textpost he's ever made.

[disabledcole]

im posting properly on this blog for like the first time in years bc im in love with the boop feature and i Cant let all these excellent jokes go past. so hello you havent seen me in a while im still alive