#hi guys I'm normal. goddddd

[jingledbells]

the final scene in good omens season 2 is so fiddauthor coded. aziraphale wanting to chase after this oppurtunity but crowleys skeptical. he knows that its not going to work out for him and he knows that its stupid and he tries to tell him its not worth it but aziraphale doesn't understand. and he just wants to be by his side. and he's so in love with him and he tries to tell him but it doesn't end well and it ends with them parting. does this sound familiar.

[selfloverrrrrr]

Stalker gojo pls 🙏🏼

Stalker ~

Warnings : smut , heavy smut, unprotected sex, Noncon, Kidnapping, physically and emotional abuse, biting, size difference, Yandere Gojo, stalking, protective, jealous, obsessive, manipulative....

( All characters are aged up/18+)

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Minors Do Not Interact

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I work in a cafe. I live alone in my apartment. My apartment was in an empty area. That's because that's the only appartment I got in my range. I don't have too much money to afford a good apartment .

Gojo Satoru was famous person in Tokyo. Everyone knows him. But nobody knows what he does. Is a good person or a bad person? Nobody knows. But everyone knows that he's a dengerous person. I also know his name. But never seen him. So how can I know he's stalking me...?

All of this started from the cafe. I was working. Suddenly the bell rang. I looked at the door. A tall handsome man entered. His eyes were blue, white hair. He was wearing a sunglass. His outfit was black. He came in and took a sit.

I went to his table and bow down."what would you like to have sir..?" I asked. "Nothing much... just a latte please " he replied with a charming smile. "Ok sir " I said and took his order. "And what's your name?" I asked. "Hmm?" He raised his eyebrows. "Your name....to write on the cup" I said. "Ohh... yeah.... it's Gojo Satoru " he replied. A beat skipped my heart as head his name. "Ok" I said and quickly went out of there.

I went in the maid counter. My hands were shaking. Did I just met and talked with Tokyo's most famous man?! Fuck I've heard that guy is scary... I shouldn't get too close to him. I thought. Then I bring him his order. "Here's your order sir" I said. "Oh... thanks" he replied with a smile.

That was the first time I saw him. Since then he was almost a regular coustomer. He came in the cafe almost two or three times in a week. He knew my name now. But I don't even try to get too close. I just do my work. Cause I don't want to get in any kind of trouble.

After few days... It was a normal day. Gojo came in cafe again. And he never ordered anything else... just latte. That was he's regular. So I don't even have to ask him his order. I bring him his order then went back to the counter. After finishing his latte he he went to pay the bill. "Here's the money" he said and handed me. " Thank you sir... please do come again" I said. "Umm...y/n... can I talk to you please?" He asked. "Sure" I replied. "I think you're really cute... can I have your number?" He asked with a smile. My heart skipped a beat. " I-i.... actually sir... I'm not interested... I'm s-sorry " I replied with shaking voice. His smile faded away. "Do you have any boyfriend?" He asked in serious tone. "N-No... it's not about having boy-" I was saying "do you like someone?" He cut me off with again his serious tone. "N-No " I replied. Suddenly his smile came back on his face. "It's okey...see you soon.... bye " he said. 'fuck I almost thought that he's gonna kill me' I thought. "B-bye sir"I replied.

Gojo's POV

I was walking on the road. I saw a cafe. I've never went to the cafe. I don't know what came in my mind I went in the cafe. I went to a empty table. A maid came to me. When I looked at her....GODDDDD!!!! IS SHE A FUCKING ANGEL?! She asked my name. She looked scared when she heard my name. I smirked at myself. Is she scared of me like those other peoples...? Well you don't have to be scared darling. I like you. I have fallen in love with you.... and when I tell myself something as mine... I make that mine...In. Any. Cost.

I have a great obsession with her. But never let anyone know that. Not anyone. I always stalk her everywhere.

I went to my room. I grabbed the door knob and opened it. I opened the door and went inside. I smirked at the view infront of me. That room's wall was full with y/n's pictures. Her pictures that I took every time I stalked her. I love her and I want her. I looked at the table in that room. I went to the laptop and opened it. I started playing all the footage of those cameras I set all over y/n's house. She's in her bathroom. I've seen her body so many times before. But God! I never get tired. "soon gonna feel that body, darling" I whispered.

A few days later. I went to the cafe again. Today I asked her for her number. But she rejected?! I asked her if she had a boyfriend or if likes someone. I know she doesn't but still I asked. She said no. I smiled. 'so she wants the hard way,huh?.... Fine!' I told myself and leave the cafe.

Y/n's POV

I just closed the cafe. It was dark at night and there was no one around to be seen. I was walking quietly when suddenly someone spoke. "I think its not good for a beautiful girl like you walk all alone at this hour. would you like me to take you home?" The voice said. When I looked beside me. It was Gojo.

He Smiled creepily at me as I notice a shadow of a knife on his hip. "Im a very gentleman person... you know and you don't need to be scared of me. Im just trying to help you get home." He said. My heart was pounding. I know he's a dengerous man... and I really don't want any trouble. "T-T-Thank you.....but I don't n-need your help" I said as I tried to walk first.

He starts to approach me. "So you rather choose walking alone than come with me? Dont you think you will be a easy target for someone to attack?" He said. I looked at the knife in his pocket. "Oh the knife..? Are you scared of that???" He said as he pulled out the knife from his pocket and threw it on the road. " I don't need any knife to have you " he said. And I looked at him confusedly. He suddenly put a cloth on my mouth and dragged me in his car.

When my eyes open again I was in my bedroom. But there wasn't any clothes on me. I started panicking. I looked beside me then I saw Gojo infront of me. He was taking off his clothes. I was about to get off the bed when Gojo grabbed my hand and pulled me harshly towards him. My back was on the bed and he climbed on top of me. " Where do you think you are going....huh??? " He said with a smirk. his hand slowly reaching up from my inner thigh. " Why don't you just relax darling..." he said and his hand reached my core. He pushed his middle and ring finger inside and started thursting in and out. "G-gojo stop" I moaned loudly. "Oh... You liked that?" He smirked at me.

He started thursting his finger in and out harshly. Looking at me and smiling like a psycho which make me froze in fear. "You like getting fucked by me right???? That's why you are squeezing my fingers like that!" He whispered in my ear. "S-stop....p-please.." I begged. He looked at me again. He paused his fingers. "Why did you rejected me huh? Do you know how much I love you? I stalked you everywhere you go.... I've cameras all over your house...I loveed you these much and you rejected me???...If I got you pragnent then you can't resist me right???!!!!" He said in a low voice.

"N-no.... n-no.... I don't want that... please" I begged him. He didn't even listen to me. I tried to push his chest but nothing. Gojo started licking on my nipple. He was being a tease. I moaned. He continued his teasing licking and sucking on my nipple. With his one hand he grabbed my other boob and squeezed it roughly. I scremed so loudly.

I tried to get off from the bed but he grabbed my leg and pulled me again in that place. He grabbed his dick stroked it two or three times then line it with my entrence. I began to panic. "Gojo Gojo .... please no .... G-gojo please no... Don't do this again please!!!" I begged him and tears started falling from my eyes but he didn't listen. "Call me Satoru.... You should call me by the first name, baby" he said kissing my cheeks.

Gojo pushed his whole length in one slide and I scremed with pain. He didn't even give me time to adjust his size and started thursting in and out roughly. I was screming loudly. His huge dick was giving me too much pain. He started giving me hickeys on my neck and chest. His thursting getting faster and harder. "This .... This is mine.... I wouldn't.... I wouldn't let anyone take it from me!!!!" He said between moans. My whole body was shaking. He was moaning too. The way his dick was touching my g-spot make my back arch. It didn't take much time and I came. As I came that smirk again played on his lips.

He was still thursting roughly. I felt his cock pulsing inside me. I tried to push him away with all of my strength." Ughh...no no no no...ahhhhhh...no please no....ahhhhhh..... n-not ahhhh.....not inside... please" I begged him. He grabbed my throat and chocked me down to the bed. Within a minute he came inside me I could feel his seed inside me. He pulled out and whispered in my ear with a smirk "I'm sure.... you'll be carrying my child". He whispered and fall beside me taking deep breaths.

" You are mine and just fucking mine. Don't ever dare to think of anyone else for a moment. Or else you know damn well what I'm gonna do." He whispered in my ear.

Give me your requests guys....

I love when you give me your requests 💕

[thelonelyempath]

M!Crush x F!Reader: Subtle (NSFW)

18+ ONLY! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

THEME: Smut

WARNING(s): Vibrator, Public Play, Public Orgasm, Rough Sex, PiV Sex, Unprotected Sex, Cum, Squirting, Post Orgasm Torture

This was a request, but I somehow lost the ask. So whoever's anon this was, here ya go!

It felt like roses. Too bad you couldn't react, though. Not outwardly, at least. On the inside, you were in heaven. You and C/N were hanging out with a few of C/N's friends, so he of course took this as an opportunity to play with those vibrating panties he bought you.

"You good, Y/N?" Josh asked, noticing how "away" you were. "Y/N?"

"Huh?" you gasped, frantically trying to make it look like everything was normal and nothing at all was out of the ordinary.

"Yeah, babe." C/N chimed in, smirking ever so slightly. "You good?"

"Oh...yeah. I'm fine. I'm just- mmm- just tired." you lied.

You shot your boyfriend a piercing glare, to which his smirk grew more sinful.

"See, babe." he said, very subtly pressing a button on the remote in his pocket to increase the intensity. "This is what happens when you stay up until 3AM watching TikToks."

You were trying your damndest. You almost couldn't handle it. God, what would Josh and Eric think if you had an orgasm right here in front of them? They'd think you were insane and would never want to associate with you again. You looked at C/N, silently begging him with your eyes to turn down the intensity. He was just being mean at this point.

A few more hours passed. These hours were filled with talking, laughing, video games, and your boyfriend randomly stopping and starting the vibrator. How the hell could his friends not hear it buzzing around down there? Perhaps their gamer rage was too loud for them to notice. Either way, you couldn't take it anymore. You needed to either get off now, or get home so C/N could fuck your brains out. Feigning illness was cliche, but you needed an out.

"Babe, I don't feel good." you whined, leaning against the wall, trying so hard to not climax.

C/N looked at you with a raised eyebrow. He knew exactly what you were trying to do and how close you were.

"Aw, do you need me to take you home, love?" he played along with your fake affliction, turning off the vibrator.

"I think so."

He walked over to you and pressed the back of his hand to your forehead to "check your temperature".

"You're a little warm." he said. "We're gonna head out, guys. Y/N's not feeling well."

They said their goodbyes and whatnot before C/N took you by the hand and walked you out to the car. To make it look more believable, you pretended to be fatigued by grabbing onto his arm and leaning on him. Immediately after getting in the car, the facade was dropped.

"Couldn't handle it, huh?" he teased you, turning the car on.

"I didn't want to cum in front of your friends!" you quipped back.

"They were so deep in Warzone, babe. They wouldn't have noticed if you squirted right on Eric's bed."

"Ew."

"Oh don't act like you didn't like it, love. You were so close to cumming so many times that I could practically feel your legs shaking."

Your face went beet red. C/N, with his eyes focused on the road, noticed this and laughed.

"You're so cute when I get you all worked up." he grabbed your hand and kissed the back of it.

He turned the vibrator back on, keeping it on for the duration of the drive home. Once again, roses. It was just the two of you in the car, so you didn't have to hide it anymore.

"Ohhh..." you breathed in pleasure. "goddddd..."

Driving over all those speed bumps was only increasing the pleasure. With his arm outstretched and his hand on the wheel, you couldn't help but notice his muscles. Those sexy fucking muscles. You wished they were holding you against the wall or down on the bed right now.

"Yeah you think it feels good now, babe." C/N said pompously. "I can't wait to hear you scream my name when we get home."

God, even hearing him talk was getting you closer to the edge. His voice was so smooth, so saucy. If butter could speak, it would have his voice.

"Fuck..." you panted.

Another speed bump. This one made your legs quiver.

"You want to cum so bad, baby." C/N observed in a low-toned voice. "I can see it."

"Then fucking let me cum!" you snapped.

"Whoa!" he snapped back at you, pulling into the driveway. "You better watch the attitude or I'm gonna edge you into next week, you little brat."

You rolled your eyes, but you secretly loved when he was dominant like this. You were so goddamn close. You were barely hanging on by a thread. And he was enjoying every second of the torture he was inflicting on you.

"You want to cum? Fine." he said. "But as soon as we get inside, princess, you better cancel everything you've got going on tomorrow because you won't be able to walk."

Finally, you broke. His words produced an intense, powerful orgasm. You whimpered as your legs shook and your eyes rolled back into your head. After a little bit of aftershock, C/N turned off the vibrator, allowing you to breathe for a second.

"You have no idea what you just did, pretty girl." he smirked.

After you both got inside and he led you by the hand to the bedroom, you felt his energy shift. Dom mode was activated. His lips violently attacked yours and he couldn't keep his hands off of your body. You moaned into his mouth as your hands ran through his hair.

"Oh, baby." he breathed. "I'm about to fuck you so good you can't see straight. Strip."

You did as you were told and undressed. He was eager. Eager enough to unhook your bra with his teeth. Once you were completely naked, he pushed you down onto the bed and got on top of you, attacking your neck with his mouth. He left dark hickeys all over your neck as his hands played with your breasts. He was not gentle at all, slapping them around and squeezing them hard enough to leave marks around your nipples. You loved it, especially when he took them in his mouth. His teeth scraping against your nipples felt incredible. It hurt, but in the best way. You couldn't help but moan here and there as his mouth assaulted you.

"I can't believe you're all mine." he said, his hot breath on your skin giving you goosebumps. "My own sexy little fucktoy."

He slid his boxers off and you watched his erection spring free. He was practically throbbing, he was so hard.

"Ride me, princess." he commanded, positioning himself to where you could do so. "Reverse cowgirl."

He wasn't on his back. He was sitting up, leaning his back against the headboard. You got yourself to where you could lower yourself down onto his cock with your back turned to him. Upon feeling him enter you, you moaned again for him. His dick was magical. When you first started having sex with him, you expected to have to fake one or two orgasms every now and then, but your boyfriend had never failed to make you cum.

"That's it, babygirl. Let me stare at your ass while I fuck you."

He had his hands on your hips, rapidly maneuvering them back and forth. As he did so, you started to bounce. It felt amazing. He gave your ass a few sharp smacks, which only added to the pleasure.

"Ohhhh fuuuuck!" you moaned. "C/N!"

"That's right, kitten." he said between his own moans. "You belong to C/N and C/N only. No one else can make your pussy feel this good."

He was right. He wasn't your first, but holy hell, nobody else was able to make you feel the way he made you feel. The day he stopped being able to make you cum would be the day the world stopped turning. With each and every thrust of his cock inside you, you felt all of the negative energy leave you.

"Lean back for me, baby."

You leaned back against his chest, allowing him to thrust upward into you. His cock was brushing your g-spot, which made your eyes roll back. It was ecstasy.

"Your pussy's so fucking wet." he said through clenched teeth. "Feels so good on my cock."

He used his hand to rub circles on your clit, which made you whimper. Everything just felt so fucking good. The combination of his dick pounding into you, your g-spot being touched, and him fingering your clit was beyond belief.

"Yeah," he grunted. "feels good, doesn't it, baby?"

"Mmmm yes!" you could hardly contain yourself.

You never wanted it to end. You were in heaven right now. Your toes curled as you knew you were starting to get close to your high. If he had been fucking you any harder, you would have already come all over his cock.

"Oh god fuck!" you wailed as your body shook.

"Cumming already, princess?" your boyfriend teased, his husky groans and grunts getting deeper and more primal. "Cum for me. Cum for me, baby. Cum all over me."

And just like that, you were screaming. You swear to god you went deaf for a second as you came undone, your juices gushing and spraying everywhere. Your body was so tense. But C/N wasn't done yet. He wasn't gonna stop until he was finished. He continued to pound into you, giving you some painful aftershock. It hurt, but it felt amazing. You couldn't stop twitching, which was making it so much better for him. After a few more big thrusts, his cock started to twitch inside you, signaling to you that he was about there.

"Fuck, baby." he gasped. "Oh fuck...I'm gonna cum...I'm gonna fucking cum, baby!"

Then he let go with a series of deep grunts. You felt his hot liquid shoot into you as he pulsated inside you. After you both took a second to catch your breath and come down, you rolled to his side as he pulled out, his milky cum leaking out of your hole.

"Holy fuck, babe!" he smiled, his face flushed and his eyes glazed over. "I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did."

"It was amazing, baby." you responded, giving him a sweet kiss on the lips.

"I've never loved anyone as much as I love you, Y/N. You drive me fucking insane with how incredible you are."

You blushed as he kissed your cheek, pulling you into him to cuddle. With your head on his chest and his arms wrapped around you, you wanted to stay like this forever. Everything was perfect.

[weirdfreakshow]

Can I just say I love your bully Joel AU? HOLY SHIT the thought of Etho raping him and basically isolating him from everyone because "he's an irredeemable asshole, nobody would want to be close to him ever, right? Etho is the only person willing to talk to him at all" and manipulating Joel to make him dependent on Etho because Etho himself has become addicted.

Joel lashes out and rebells, just for Etho to put him in his place again and again. At first Etho just did it to shut him the fuck up, but goddamn if that brat wasn't the cutest ass he's ever had. At some point he just started manipulating him and making him have sex with Etho whenever (whether he wanted to or not) as a form of "retribution" and it's this fucked up toxic relationship but Etho doesn't care at all. All his friends praise him for always protecting them from Joel's bullying but little do they know Etho is doing something wayyy worse himself behind the scenes.

I also like to think about how Joel would cope. Like at first he'd cry a lot because it hurt like shit, but then why tf is his body reacting like this?? Why is it responding to Etho? Is there really something wrong with him? I imagine it makes him angry and defensive which causes him to get into even more trouble than before, which leads to Etho abusing him more, which leads to even more lashing out, and the loop just spirals until he's either miserable but still entirely dependent on Etho, or he starts liking it and actively seeks punishment (he never stops crying tho, Ethos likes it when he cries anyway).

Anyway can you tell I'm going insane??? Good food.

Oh my goddddd this. this is everything. I still very much cherish the Bully Joel au, it's SO good

And yeah! You got the looping spiral perfectly, that's kind of the drive for the the whole au to keep going and getting worser. Joel gets a bit shaken at first by it, obviously thrown off by being pushed out of his weird power play he had with everyone, being reminded of his place in the world as "prey", but once he recovers from it a bit he goes right back at lashing out. He's violent, mean, annoying. That's what he does! Lash out at everyone!

Add Etho into the mix and it all becomes a mess, because Etho makes him feel small and scared again, and that makes him want to appear scary, makes him be crueler with the pranks and his words, makes him want to occupy more space and let everyone know he's NOT prey, he's just not, he's not the little red riding hood, he's the wolf. Totally! It makes him hate bdubs, he knows he can't hurt Etho but he can hurt his precious "Bubs" instead. But oh well, that just gets him raped again! Joel is so fucking stupid sometimes!

And oh, when he actually is raped, speared on Etho's hard cock. It's just like he's a kid again, scared and shaking but cumming sooo hard all the same. He hates himself so much, what the fuck is wrong with him? He'll catch himself getting hard from having Etho's gross rapist dick down his throat. Slobbering all over it, taking it all in like a little fleshlight even if it bulges his throat a bit. He doesn't know what's worse, keeping his eyes open and having to look at Etho's lustful eyes or closing them and remembering other things that happened in the past. It's like there's no escape. He doesn't get to dissociate because he's just so horny his whole body burns, and a normal person would wish they were home instead of having to face this horrible situation, but Joel knows being there wouldn't be any better, so he braces for it. Tries to fight back sometimes, yes, but it's pointless. He's small and stupid and I guess his body WAS actually just made for being raped.

All their friends praising Etho is just so good. So . fucking . good . Joel knows not to mess with Gem, avoids Bdubs most of the time, doesn't even bother Tango even though he fucking hates that guy too. It's just fun, Etho says it's truly nuthin', its fine. Oh, always so humble, the guy. What a guy.

Joel already doesn't have THAT many friends, or if he did he doesn't seem to hang out so much with them anymore, especially Grian. Ever since he got a boyfriend they kinda broke apart, so getting Joel alone isn't a hard task. Joel usually ends up sitting alone somewhere hidden, like under the bleachers where he goes to smoke his older brother's stolen cigarettes. Hurting him and getting to his little head isn't hard either, after all he's all bark, secretly a sensitive kid inside

[according2thelore]

Hi same anon as ur last post here to say that actually nevermind I think I just don't like a/b/o except when you specifically write it bcoz I just read the swesson fic you linked and oh my god. oh my goddddd. It's so good. Like so, so good. I truly cannot emphasise enough.

Ur writing made me like not only swesson (which I truly just had not cared about at all before now) and a/b/o. You have rewritten my brain.

Writer op I hope your pillow is always cold your water is always fresh and you see a cool bird this week.

omg hello again, anon! :)

oh my!!!!!! thank you SO MUCH!!!!!!!

one of the greatest compliments fanfic writers can get is "hey you made me like this weird trope/kink/concept" so i'm grateful for this ask, haha!

swesson is so fun to me (and so is normal!chesters/non hunter winchesters, as evidenced by my halloween fic) because it's taking just two normal guys and being like...hm...let's make them fucked up instead? which i think is very fun.

not even to mention the fact that J2/wincest literally CREATED a/b/o, sam and dean are the perfect a/b/o fodder because they just ARE that weird about each other, lol!

EEE i'm so glad you liked!!!! i am planning a sequel for them, so i hope you give that a shot when it comes out! and i hope you thought the excerpts from my collar fic were also fun :) thank you for this ask, anon, truly, it made me giggle and kick my feet and twirl my hair.

ps: my pillow has been a little extra chilly lately so i guess i have you to thank, lol! :)

-lizzy

(this is the fic in question for anyone interested!) (and here is the post anon is talking about!)

[notallwonder]

I have no chill, about this ridiculous tv show. 🙃

CME 17x07, alright alright alright...

- ewgh acid shower. 😬😬 yikes that's gruesome

- sorry but also hilarious that this guy's just in his basement with the holiday decor in storage

- nothing like a nice nap while you wait for the corpse to dissolve 😂

- I mean yeah especially when you're a new dad

- ok Felicity Huffman will be making her appearance!

- Emily "I gotta flex a little bit" profiling Tyler's handwriting? rolling my eyes so far back in my skull

- LOLLL Emily's "all of them??!" delivery

- so they're leaning into the parental dynamic with Rossi and Emily here, and it's cute, but the very idea that Emily would follow such a prohibition is so funny, Rossi you're still delusional my man. Adorable indeed

- cm is a comedy!!! "I don't have asthma"

- oh no this is heartbreaking AND sinister. And kind of vaguely romantic?

- Tara, I WILL listen to you lecture me about epigenetics. Anytime

- "situational psychopathy." words!

- "you're not gonna mess with my head again, are you?" "of course I am" 🤣🤣🤣. It's so nice that Emily's feeling more pep in her step

- side note: Emily in red my beloved

- what is Tyler's "persuasive skillset"?

- what is going on with this lawyer guy. Voit's whole deal seems to be reminding us that profilers are insufferable

- well that's one way to pay your lawyer I guess

- okay actually I think this shot through multiple car windows is cool

- I am not the only one interpreting that "skillset" comment that way lol. cm is a comedy! not like...a good one. But I am laughing. yokes on me guys

- oh I like this Penelope look

- hope his screams don't wake the baby 💀

- what? why this weird ass angle. oh like a security cam? harrumph

- yeah ok I'm laughing so much at Jill thru the door

- did she just leave Tyler in the car like a neglected toddler?

- this murder couple is fucked up, but like not in a fun way

- kind of annoying that they conveniently forget bi people exist just to make this evidence 'exonerating'. I mean, JJ didn't forget (of course). but also is it weird they didn't say the guy was gay or bi, just referred to who he had sex with?

- "he loved you back" Aww

- oh my god the comedy just keeps coming. Jason Gideon was melodramatic, histrionic...and Rossi is "the opposite," please. Like, I know the man is currently xtra traumatized but he's been yelling and throwing coffee cups at the wall for weeks, months, etc

- "how's JJ?" aww

- this baldfaced manipulation is kind of funny. it's kind of like all the times Emily's flirted with a suspect or unsub except not smooth at all, girl did you forget how to be subtle. the eager "but is it working? but I'm cute right?" energy

- calling JJ "the younger generation" is too silly I can't. She's been in the BAU longer than you!

- omg his wife is dead already isn't she.

- this mfer creepy

- JJ still wearing those sleeves pulled all the way down to her hands...

- when Jill comes in to the BAU is she just going to read everyone for filth? I wouldn't be shocked

- oh doctor you got lucky

- oh goddddd not the baby corpse 😫 holy shit. the dead wife's hand was gross, but the baby! noooooooooo 💔. aisha tyler why did you do this to me

- uh oh vinny!

- here she is! hugs from Penelope!

- it would be so funny if Jill took this opportunity to vandalize Rossi's office

- love to torture this old man

So overall this episode was okay. I think they're having a hell of a time trying to balance the Voit/Gold Star of it all with a serial murder of the week. The murderer was suitably creepy and imo an interesting rehash of that guy in "Normal" that was shooting people in traffic. But does it tie in with the season? Thematically if not in plot terms? Seems like not much! Maybe I'm wrong.

I do really like Jill Gideon, very much looking forward to her involvement. I wasn't sure how I'd feel about Felicity Huffman, but I like this character - she has a personality! And a sparkle in her eye! And a unique perspective on the team and the work! I hope she's not just used to fuck with Rossi. I like that she has (pleasant!) history with the OGs. She must have known Elle as well - it would be neat to get an Elle mention. Also I hope she and Tara get some screentime together.

[stiffyck]

"Scar-" Grian started, hand outstretched towards the trembling man in front of him. "I need you to listen-"

"NO!" Scar retorted. "You need to listen, for once in your fucking life just SHUT UP and let me speak!"

Scar was panting at this point, and appeared to be steeling himself for an argument. Grian, however, just drew back his hand with a heartbroken expression on his face.

"'All alliances from last season are null and void.'" Scar quoted, his smile turning into a vindictive sneer. "'Oh, come with me Mumbo, it'll be so much more fun.' 'You'll be fine, you have Joel.' You couldn't have made it more obvious you didn't want me around if you'd tried."

Grian opened his mouth, closed it, and then opened it again. Scar gave a manic laugh, tears threatening to spill over in his eyes.

"You know, me and Cleo are similar in many ways." Scar began, staring daggers into his- friend? Did Grian deserve that title now?-'s face. "Both pretty good in pvp. Both have pasts we'd rather not discuss. Both of us would do anything for those we care about." The elf took a step closer. "And neither of us take kindly to being betrayed."

Grian gulped, but Scar was still not done with his rant.

"We have different ways of dealing with that betrayal, though, don't we Grian? Surely you saw Cleo hunting BigB down until she was able to take his final life. Surely you must've noticed the suspicious lack of Scars hunting you?"

"Scar, that was all in a different server!" Grian pleaded.

"Oh, I know." Scar said. He started laughing again. At first, it seemed like a laugh of intense anger, but to those who knew him well- as Grian did- it was obviously meant to cover up extreme heartbreak. "All relationships ended, huh? Just tell me the truth. I know you hate me, you don't have to keep hiding it." His voice lowered. "It's okay, really Grian. I would hate me too. I just wish you'd say it and stop dancing around something anybody can see."

"Wha- Scar I don't hate you! I never did, how could I possibly hate you? If you'd just let me explain-" He was cut off by a harsh bark of a laugh from Scar. The man grinned, but there was no joy in his eyes.

"It's my legs that don't work, not my brain, Grian." Scar turned around, and started to move away. "I'm dumb, but I'm not an idiot."

Do I have any clue what this was? No. It obviously takes place post-ll, but I was mainly just writing words as they come to mind. I can see quite a few plot hole and things I'd normally fix, but I honestly can't be bothered today. Here's an example of a not even remotely proofread first draft of mine guys! Hopefully I at least managed to capture some of what my goal was, because I know that if I go back and fix it I'll end up spending 20 minutes trying to fix this and I don't have the time to do that. Feel free to critique it, god knows the perfectionistic editor in me is desperately trying to.

ANXJFKDNSBA WAAAAA OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDD

THIS IS SOOOO GOOD I LOVE THIS

[k1d1c4rus]

hi the stacys mom style au u offhandedly mentioned - i will devour that if u ever write it. ur so brilliant

GODDDDD stacey's dad bear patrick

pete's home for the summer from college (soccer scholarship polisci major) and a new family's moved in next door - dad and daughter. girl is the same age as pete, also home from college, mom walked out and newly divorced dad is patrick :) dilf bear dad patrick :)

pete's mom is all "go and introduce yourself!!!!" and he does and daughter is all "oh my dad's so lame he's such a nerd he scores movies for a job" and Patrick shows up in the doorway like "are you guys talking about me haha hi I'm patrick :)" and pete looks at him, beard and all, and promptly gets a nosebleed

pete has to practice his soccer (to keep his scholarship, ofc) so he decides to do it shirtless (because it's sooo hot) and also in the spot on the lawn that he knows patrick can see from his office window, and boy does patrick stare, headphones on and absolutely ignoring his work as he watches pete get sweatier and tanner under the summer sun

pete's parents go out of town and he wants to throw a rager so he goes round to patrick and is like "please don't tell them I'm throwing a house party :(" and patrick is like "dont worry it'll stay between us ;)" and pete mows his lawn as a thank you

he also does this shirtless, (he's a hairless twunk) and patrick comes out to watch him in a towel (hairy bear) which is yknow, something that pete feels normal about

when he's getting a drink in the kitchen and patrick bends over to reach into a drawer, his shirt riding up to show a strip of his belly, the heat and the exertion of the day cause pete to actually legitimately pass out, and come to with patrick leaning over him, asking if he's okay. "you were talking about beards in your sleep." he says "but don't worry, you're gonna grow into your facial hair soon enough :)"

it's a lot of pete making an idiot of himself until patrick finds him on grindr and takes himself over to next door and.... dot dot dot

the backdoor is permanently unlocked from that point on

[kiwwia-wiwwia]

matt murdock songs and explanations pt. 1

most of these will be noah kahan just a heads up but I can talk about these for HOURSSSS. just me analyzing matt and some songs and making a verbal venn diagram.

song 1: No Complaints by Noah Kahan

I thought I had somethin' And that's the same as havin' somethin'

matt constantly, CONSTANTLY grasping at whatever connection he can get. foggy, father lantom, elektra, karen, claire... the list goes on. but i really see this as him and elektra. him desperately searching for goodness in her that may or may not even be there but he still so ferverently believes in her, that there's something there, something permanent, esp when he was in college.

I'd get mad at nothin', blame my dad for somethin' I pull no punches, then feel bad for months

he has. so much anger. towards himself, towards his parents, towards god... sometimes he just needs to pin the blame on something. him getting to worked up one night and doing more damage than necessary and then berating himself for it for months. got that Catholic Guilt fr

Mm, thought I was raised better, tried to fake better

impostor syndrome, anyone? he constantly feels like he's not what his dad would've wanted him to be and again, So Much Guilt is in that man. his dad didn't want him to be a fighter and that's literally All He Does. pobrecito hates himself so much for not living up to his father's expectations of him.

Tried to blame weather and escape better Hope the skin heals where the pain enters

GODDDDD THE SYMBOLYSM HERE. hope the skin heals where the pain enters. are u kidding me. i have never heard something more daredevil. the physical and emotional pain he's in constantly, the way that when things get bad for him he uses vigilantism as a form of self harm, especially in season 3 when he tries to off himself by getting those guys to kill him.

But I finally got sewed up I set a time, then I showed up Now the weight of the world ain't so bad

all the times he tries to fix his relationships. when he's destroying friendships left and right (foggy and karen), flaking on them, placing daredevil as his highest priority and then when he realizes he's being an ass he does his best to show up??? trying so hard to be better for them because they don't deserve the way he's been treating them, only for the cycle to repeat itself? oh my god.

I saw the end, it looks just like the middle Got a paper and pen and a page with no space

Him realizing every now and again that nothing changes, the city will always have a new threat and his work will never be done. everything stays the exact same. the end looks just like the middle. GOD.

I filled the hole in my head with prescription medication And forgot how to cry, who am I to complain?

he does self medicate, just not with substances. his drug is being daredevil. he gets frustrated? daredevil. sad? daredevil. angry? daredevil. that's his only outlet, the only time he feels like he's truly being himself. and that man represses so aggressively and feels like he has no right to feel the way he does. again, catholic guilt. "other people have it worse" NO matt. you are in hell.

And now the pain's different It still exists, it just escapes different And evades vision, makes the rain different Makes the news boring and my rage distant

when he gets bad, he gets BAD. mf is depressed. depressed squared. everything dulls around him, he's feeling things at an arms length.

Yes, I'm young and living dreams In love with being noticed and afraid of being seen

his playboy side loves the attention he gets, especially in college, but he's terrified of someone truly knowing him. sure, get close on a surface level, but he's so guarded about anyone fully and wholly knowing him. he's terrified of losing more people.

But I can finally eat and I can fall asleep It's fine, fine, fine

denial is a river in egypt. he's Fine, he swears. everything is Normal and he is Functioning. everything is FINE. but it's not. hes a mess and he's barely holding it together and the only thing he's trying for is the people around him so when he's alone because he pushes everyone away it's dangerous. he doesn't have to keep up appearances, he can just rot away and daredevil until he gets too injured even though he'll probably keep going after that.

thank you for your time this has been me psychoanalyzing my husband

[iciatheguardess]

AH, YES, I WAS WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT THESE GUYS!

Let’s start with the names, because that alone was an escapade.

I started with Arthur’s name and planned to name all four of them after various members of the original Arthurian lore. Verie was next, and that’s about the point where I realized that original Arthurian lore, when it wasn’t being epic, was really freaking weird and kinda incest-y and kinda “why the heck are we romanticizing cheating on your husband”

So I shifted it a bit. Mercutio was originally going to be named Mordred (the main villain) and Juliet was probably going to be named after Gawain somehow (cool knight guy). I didn’t add Lancelot because…um…well, Verie is cooler (and more faithful lol) than Queen Guinevere and I didn’t want to have someone research the name and think that whoever “Lancelot” was was gonna end up with Verie instead.

Mercutio’s name comes from Romeo and Juliet, and is the name of the Bard character who does the “Queen Mab” speech. He dies but is my favorite character and the one I played when my class read R&J a year ago, Queen Mab speech and all. He’s Romeo’s best friend and kind of his wingman, a very similar dynamic to our Merc’s dynamic with Arthur. They’re those “we’re not actually brothers but we’re childhood best friends and might as well be adopted family by now”. Yes, Mercutio helped Arthur get his first date with Verie.

Juliet is named after…well, Juliet. Her name was a very last minute choice and has the least meaning out of all of them. Arthur’s name tells of his station and valor, Verie’s of her affection and good leadership, and Mercutio’s of his creativity, but Juliet’s just tells of the fact that she loved. Fitting for someone who tells very little about herself. She’s not actually usually all business, and is normally very shy and bad at socializing, the Court were her only friends pre-circus. She tends to get flustered easily, especially when being given physical affection from someone she likes. Fun fact, she’s Verie’s younger sister. They look nothing alike, but that’s because Verie has albinism and Juliet doesn’t, both pre and post circus.

I am. So sorry I'm posting this so late

But

My GODDDDD all of that makes so much sense.

I like the way you incorporated both Arthurian and R&J names, I think it works very well-

I'm honestly super excited to see more Juliet too, she seems like such a unique and cool character

I really wish I had more to say- honestly, all I can say is. I fucking LOVE THEMMMMMMM

[noicevibes]

I'm finally catching up on jjk, and I would like to talk about choso, I'm very normal about him and this scene in particular

Oh my fucking goddddd, this panel made me sob!!!! Like I wish it wasn't just this panel that had this, I wish they could've talked about it more! Ok because even after he'd been one of the two that killed his other brothers, he stills thinks of Yuuji as his brother, too, even after their fight (still kinda confused about all that but he's just a silly guy after all), and like, he seemed so excited here??

Gosh, it was so cute. ilovehimilovehimilovehim--

[renemesis]

hi i have got an incredibly online take isaw people talking about . self shipping is inherently proship because fictional characters can’t consent to being in a relationship with the viewer so selfshippers = proshippers. Thoughts on this delusional statement

AH I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU BROTHER... I think that's so unbelievably fucking stupid oh my god?? Like holy shit. That's literally like equal to saying having a crush/sexual feelings for a person and imagining scenarios related to those feelings is noncon. Bc the person didn't consent to being crushed on. Like sorry guys but theres a very STARK DIFFERENCE between picturing and enjoying a relationship that includes yourself and a(n adult) F/O bc like. It's an F/O. And the consent is implied. VS proshippers/usual proship topics that are inherently based in noncon/rightfully taboo subjects that depict and normalize the abuse and suffering of parties that not only don't consent, but are UNABLE to consent (children and animals) like. My GODDDDD. HOLY SHIIIIT. Yeah no I'm pro ship now bc Yoshikage Kira can't consent. Bc hes dead as hell

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

OH!!!! hii mac i hope u r having a good dayy <333 i would love ur assorted worm thoughts if u have any!! on. the fucking emma interlude (i frequently think abt the scene of taylor being happy and Better w/ her dad at the very end of it..... augh) or the pho interlude etc... what do u think is coming up next in all of this now that echidna is gone and coil is gone and lisa and taylor have absolutely come out on top abt it & the prt Hates it?? + also there's a 50/50 on whether functional website Ate the ask frm a couple days ago but. if u ever have time im also curious abt ur thoughts on the visions + noelle's visions & what she's talking to in her pov n stuff.... idk!! blank check for u i love hearing ur worm thoughts always!!!! catkiss.gif!!

GOD . GOD. OKAY. WORM THOUGHTS. FCUK. I'm a little braindead today so this is not going to be eloquent in the slightest.

ok first of all fuuuuck Emma. i don't like Emma and that interlude DID NOT HELP. ok. at the risk of 2pm oversharing I think I may have said this before somewhere but the whole emma/taylor situation is . very similar to TWO DIFFERENT scenarios with friends I had growing up so it hits a bit of a sore spot for me (in the most lighthearted "im extremely enjoying the catharsis of reading something so similar and i think taylor should fill her mouth with bugs" way. I prommy) . learning she got attacked by the ABB . did not help!!!!!!!! I dont care !!!!!!!!!!!! like obviously thats horrible and traumatizing etc and gave an interesting motivation for her but also it doesn't excuse the Everything Else!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!!!! that part where taylor came to her house after getting home from camp and saw her with Sophia and that's when everything started going to shit btwn them??? GOD i would rather scoop my eyes out with spoons. fuck me ! it was super interesting though to see her relationship with Sophia and how that changed when she was put on probation. girl there is something wrong with you. i want taylor to fill her mouth with bugs. if she ever shows up again and tries to talk to taylor i hope she gets bugged. I don't ljke her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but also I kind of want her to show up again if only for her to realize how much more powerful taylor is . I just want her to be taken down like 20 pegs. the part i left off on was right as taylor was getting to the school to find (what's his name. Greg? the guy from the forum) . so I'm kind of hoping for. something. idk emma has the Ooze and i hate her !

the forum interlude was vwry cool I liked seeing an outside perspective on brockton bay a lot. extremely interested to learn more about this greg guy I think he's gonna be super annoying to me at first though . affectionate ofc bc i fucking love worm .

FUNCTIONAL WEBSIDE YEAH I don't think I ever got an ask abt noelle from u????? thanks tumblr I hate it here. OUGH . okay so I think at this point it's been loosely (?) confirmed that the passengers or whatever are actually the big things they're seeing in trigger visions????????????? which I have in fact been picturing as incomprehensiblw cosmic worms now. btw. because it's fun. EXTREMELY interesting that noelle was liiiike. almost separated from hers? I'm assuming that's because she only took a half dose but then that begs the question like. why the fuck wasn't Oliver fucked up too???? he took the other half of noelles serum and he was just. normal. so what she got the passenger because she took it first and he just. didn't get anything? but because she only took half the serum she got so.. fucked up evil about it. idk!!!! super interested to learn more about cauldron (ugh) and how their. whole thing works. how the fuck do you get powers in a bottle what are those serums MADE OF. anyway. you know this about me I love when one guy is actually two guys i loved the distinction between noelle and echidna. she wasn't noelle anymore at the end. she was echidna. goddddd that shit is so tragic and sundancer being the only one that could realistically kill her was such . aaauaghgh. because they all CHOSE their serums. Mars CHOSE that serum. she could've taken any of them and yet she chose the one that gave her the power to kill what used to be her best friend. I have a lot of feelings about her :( mars, the only one of the travelers who had the most issue with killing people. the same one who ended up with the most destructive power. god. aauagahagahaga. where the fuck is krouse. I hate that we haven't seen krouse since noelle died. he's going on a villain arc or he's going to get immediately killed I just know it (or. did he die already? I can't remember what actually happened to him i was kind of more focused on the noelle of it all. Oops.)

god. this isn't even Half of my thoughts but these are the ones I'm able to get in the most coherent words rn aauaghghhhh. quit your job join my worm. that's the mood for today

OH YEAH i also think the next big bad thing is either going to be another endbringer attack or a birdcage escape. we haven't heard from amy in a while. I'm nervous about that but also it WILL give me ideas for nhw mark so. I welcome it. possibly another s9 appearance but i don't think they'll come back until closer to the apocalypse thing. extremely curious to see Theo again too :(

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Lawyer sam au absolutely knows Matt and foggy and by extension Kate and I dont know which is funnier tbh cause sam being a prosecutor and Matt and foggy being public defenders and constantly like bickering OR matt and foggy defending kate and dean being like dude you cant send the babe to jail what a waste and Matt giving him a withering look from a block and a half away I'm sorry now I'm invested

look there’s no reason BOTH of those situations can’t happen. like it’s sort of a friendly bickering but is it really??? and the DEBATES they get into about the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen oh my goddddd

and its my personal headcanon that Nelson & Murdock are Kate’s For Real Lawyers because she believes in helping out the superhero community, right? So she should have some asshole cutthroat attorney with a team of like fifty guys but instead she has the public defender. idk maybe it is because she can’t afford her own lawyer now, that would be kind of funny too. 

Annd Sam’s like, “Dean the babe is accused of blowing up a building in Manhattan!” 

and Dean scoffs like “yeah but it was an empty office building. in manhattan. not like it was someplace cool like brooklyn” and Sam hates his life so much and Matt is dying and Foggy and Kate are standing next to him all “????”

also i uhhhhhh accidentally wrote some stuff for this au so:

The clock is edging closer to midnight as Sam wraps up his paperwork. He’s shoving his notes for court tomorrow into his briefcase when he looks up to find Kate Bishop, the very woman the paperwork is about, sitting in one of his office chairs.

“Samuel Winchester,” Kate Bishop says his name like she’s savoring it. “Burning the midnight oil, I see.”

“How did you get into my office?” He reaches under his desk on instinct, stalling as he debates going for the gun, the salt, or the holy water.

“How do people normally get into your office?” Kate Bishop says, in an answer that’s not an answer at all, which Sam doesn’t miss. “Anyway, I’m here to talk to you about dropping those charges against me.”

Sam closes his briefcase and stands. “I’m not going to talk to you without your attorneys present, Ms. Bishop.”

“I actually prefer Mr. bishop but that’s not the point,” she says, tossing a manilla envelope onto his desk.

“What’s this?”

“Take a look. It won’t bite,”  she says with a smile that’s all teeth. “I did my due diligence on you, Mr. Winchester.”

Sam opens the envelope, pulls out a stack of documents. Newspaper clippings, criminal records, Christ--

“Your dad was suuper into identity theft, what’s that all about? Anyway, I don’t think the bar will really care about that, you know? And I can relate, I have an asshole dad, too. I also have an older sister, like you have an older brother!”

Which Sam knows she knows because he’s looking at a picture of Dean right now.

“He is very attractive, by the way, and also very much following me for the past two days. Which, I don’t know, seems kind of sus? The prosecution’s criminal brother stalking me? I just don’t see that going well for you personally.”

Kate Bishop finishes her little speech and sits back.

Sam pinches the bridge of his nose between his thumb and forefinger, as if that’ll stall the headache that has been steadily creeping behind his eyes all day and is now bashing at his eyeballs.

“Now, I’m not a blackmailer,” she says, and Sam interrupts her with a snort.

“No,” he says. “You’re an arsonist.”

“Hey! Alleged! I’m an alleged arsonist! Get it right!”

“Sorry,” Sam bites out. “Not a blackmailer and an alleged arsonist.”

“But I will blackmail you,” she says. “I mean, like I said, I don’t think the bar will care about your old man’s credit card fraud, but the stalking brother—yeah, that’s not going to look good for you or him.”

Sam could kill Dean right now, he really could. It must read on his face because Kate Bishop leans forward.

“Hey, don’t blame Hottie McBigBrother. If I was actually an airhead heiress he probably would have gotten away with it. He’s surprisingly sneaky for someone that tall. Anyway.” She pulls herself out of the chair and makes for his door. “I look forward to hearing about how you dropped those charges tomorrow. Oh, also,” she ducks her head back around the doorframe. “Tell your brother if he’s going to keep riding my ass he at least needs to buy me a drink.”

And anyway that’s when Sam starts to figure out that his firm represents Derek Bishop who put out a hit on his own daughter, so he quits and signs on with Nelson and Murdock, and Dean crashes the holiday party which like, half of the Young Avengers are at only neither of the boys know that, and some Terrible Flirting takes place

“He thought you were guilty,” Dean, the traitor, says. “I wanted you to get off.”

“Oh honey,” Kate pins Dean with a half-lidded heavy bedroom gaze. “I get off all the time.”

Thankfully, she’s gone with a wicked grin before Dean can wrap his mind around a response, turning to Sam with wide eyes. “Dude. Dude.”

“Dude, no,” Sam says. “She’ll eat you alive.”

“Yeah, that’s the point,” Dean says, and darts after her.

which leads to

“Hey,” Dean says, handing Kate her refill. “You know, my brother is cockblocking you.”

“That’s so weird because he’s cockblocking you,” Kate says with a broad smile

anyway at some point they run into each other on jobs/missions and Kate laughs for approximately five minutes straight when she realizes Sam Winchester is a monster vigilante. Also I feel like the whole king of hell subplot just gets moved to after he’s a lawyer, because I want Kate and Billy being Very Unimpressed with the demons and asking Sam if he wants to be king of hell? no? ok bye bitches.

Foggy doesn’t deserve this. 

Kate has to stop calling Matt “Demon Boy” because that’s Sam, and Sam becomes acquainted with the concept of Never Let a Superhero Take the Stand they WILL Perjure Themselves Unless It’s Captain America and that’s Worse, Actually.