#hi (louder than everyone else)

[tonguetyd]

As promised. IV Rain screams

[statementofjoespookie]

relistening to tma don't hmu real ones knkw what's wrong

[hischierschain]

hey…heyyyy…hey…🤗

[wollerjoseph]

fraser getting the belt🥹🥹🥹hope u enjoyed the minten spam

[missm0rgue]

I uhh um well I

[freethrows]

[treeprince]

once again thinking about how binghe wanted to fuck that old man so hard that he nearly ended the world if not for that old man finally lettin him hit 😔

[lifemod17]

I am not immune to drummers whenever they

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

im so tired guys lol

[raspberrybesitos]

waxing poetic about joel miller eating pussy rn dw queens, valentine’s day joel smut is coming (hehehe) tomorrow!!!

[rabbitmotifs]

a butch with hair on his chest oh yord...

[bright-and-burning]

eve vacation update: impressed my ex’s extended family (i’m talking cousin’s husband’s sister and her husband levels of extension included here) so much by carrying my team of half his family to absolute crushing the other half (including him) in a more complicated version of charades that they were all like. wow eve how are you so good. you carried the team. we were not beating you. lol

[spunkyspy]

Sabiyah

[philhoffman]

Unintentionally celebrating the start of the MLB’s spring training with this week’s Monday Philm, Moneyball (2011), dir. Bennett Miller.

One of my favorite parts of this latest round of watching PSH’s work is how I’ve tried seeing semi-related films each week—for example, watching Infamous (2006) before rewatching Capote, or binging the majority of Todd Solondz’s work before watching Happiness again (which, yes, caused me irreparable harm). Today, ahead of this Moneyball rewatch, I finished Bennett Miller’s filmography, which just meant viewing his first film, The Cruise (1998), and his most recent film, Foxcatcher (2014). The Cruise is a documentary about a New York City bus tour guide, Timothy Speed Levitch—I wholeheartedly fell in love with it, one of my favorite documentaries I’ve seen (and full of names I recognize from Phil’s old gang of NYU/NYSSSA friends!). Foxcatcher is more complicated but I think it’ll grow on me.

Miller can make a damn good movie and, even more impressive, he can sure make a good biopic. Maybe’s he’s gotten lucky with his subjects or picking them is just another one of his talents, but Truman Capote, Harper Lee, Levitch, Billy Beane and the Oakland A’s, the du Ponts and Schultzes—absolutely fascinating subjects. The landscapes of 1950s Kansas, of New York City shot on digital in black-and-white, of Foxcatcher Farm, of America’s pristine and sacred baseball stadiums are equally intriguing.

I’ve heard criticism of all of his films that basically boils down to “they’re slow and boring.” I can see where that comes from but I don’t agree at all. I don’t care about wrestling at all and I’m not a huge baseball fan but he has me on the edge of my seat. His films linger, they are quiet, not flashy at all—not even Capote—but they’re gripping. Overcast skies, misfits, ambition, character-driven stories. Rather than a technical or visual trademark, Miller’s films are more tied together thematically. I’m really looking forward to whatever he does next, I hope it’s something soon.

All of this and I’ve barely mentioned our raison d’être, our tzadik nistar! Phil as fat Art Howe, my beloved. I don’t have too much new to say about Moneyball this time around, it’s just a great film and fun to watch and I enjoy it more every time. I know the real Art Howe and some fans critiqued his characterization in the film, his role and how he was written as the quasi-villain (and the fact that Phil was a bigger guy) BUT they should be so lucky to see PSH being grumpy and brooding in that uniform. Sexiest baseball player ever! A win’s a win!

(Also worth noting that I’ve never seen any negative reviews of Phil’s performance itself, just the way the character is written. I think even the real Howe conceded that. And the heat is mostly from baseball people who are shocked an appalled when biopics aren’t 100% true to life. C’mon folks live a little!)

[statementofjoespookie]

pedro pascal cowboy edit brainrot

[cephalopodsquad]

big men.. with big chests 😏😏