#hf!rp asks

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

i will eat you (affectionate)

Hannibal, dear. Text me next time.

[xxxthegreatred-dragonxxx]

Well you yell a lot

WHAT THE FUCK. I DON’T

[academyz-coolezt-crew]

What is this blog.

-@not-a-cannibal-1

Hello Dr. Lecter, happy to see you here

a blog for the F.B.I. academy's Murder Husbands club of Quantico, Virginia! :3

yall were obvious ya know

[www-tattlecrime-dot-com]

Hi Freddie! I believe you said you were having a rough time hacking, or rather, uh, journalistically accessing, the information from Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham’s internet devices…. Well, I happen to be fairly good at things like that. Here are the wedding photos… I have reason to believe they cooked the photographer afterwards instead of hiring catering service… regardless, here’s your scoop!

THANK YOU SO MUCH, TATTLER! Your devotion to MAKING TATTLECRIME THRIVE is ASTOUNDING! These two OLD MEN look SURPRISINGLY CUTE TOGETHER. I'm surprised that there isn't any BLOODY CARNAGE hiding in the background! After all, they are MURDER HUSBANDS! I have to ask -- how did you manage to GET A HOLD of these DIAMONDS? Don't worry -- YOUR SECRETS ARE SAFE WITH MS. LOUNDS!

[jack-loves-bella]

Hi Jack. How did it feel to beat the ever living shit out of Hannibal?

Therapeutic.

[not-a-cannibal-1]

meep-meep

Pardon?

[awigglycultist]

My hatchetfield oc guide!

A little guide so you can know more about my ocs in the Hatchetfield rp

Alfie

@dancing-with-the-deaddd

Okay so Alfie isn't actually an oc, he's a character from the cut story Ethan Doesn't Die, but I felt like I should include him since that was a cut story and we don't know a whole lot about him and some ppl might not know about him or EDD.

He's like he is in EDD. Ya know, has a brother named Jake, and can revive dead things/is a necromancer, he's around the same age of Hannah. He uses he/they pronouns. Jake takes care of him, they discovered his abilities when he was pretty young, around 9 years old, it just started with plants but grew from there.

Arche Lowell

@worse-than-my-bark

Arche uses he/they/she pronouns. He's 18 and a senior at Hatchetfield High. They're a werewolf, he's siblings with @sunshineinabags-blog and they both got bit by a werewolf one night when they were out in the woods. She used to be a great student, top of the class and all A's, but ever since that incident they've just stopped trying and are only just getting by. They are street smart though and constantly have to stop Sunny from doing dumb shit. He has a crush on Lily.

Lily Darrah

@liliesandflowerfields

Lily uses she/they pronouns. Also 18 and a senior at Hatchetfield High. Has a crush on Arche. They live with her single mother. She actually died a few years ago but her mom is apart of the Church of the Starry Children and was able to revive her, and yes she is aware of this. Nerd, all A's, gamer, ect.

David Anderson

@hatchetfieldhistoryteacher

He's a world history teacher at Hatchetfield High and also knows a lot of Hatchetfield's history... He's pansexual, uses he/him pronouns and lives alone with his pet cats, a gray & white one and a black one. One of those teachers that is sarcastic but also actually really sweet. One of those teachers a lot of kids go to, especially the queer kids ofc ("especially" pft what am I saying? Everyone in Hatchetfield is queer). Also he has other outfits

Fiona Brooks

A gifted kid, friends with Arche and Lily although she's two grades below them (she's ahead and some classes). He powers are water related. She'd also cousins with Sofia/Spitfire. Her name in the ring is Tidal Wave.

[professorcocoa]

☘️ [SHAMROCK] How passionate is your OC about things they love/hate?

not that much heheh...

*proceeds to ramble about their hyperfixations for 8 hours straight*

[tunaguy85]

i think i wouldve won if i rizzed him with my tuna swag

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

i have one silly little question, can i eat your cannibal husband? :)

pretty please?

No. Only I'm allowed.

[xxxthegreatred-dragonxxx]

how did the painting taste

LIKE GLORY

[julielips]

hey, I'm julie (julie lipschitz for full). I'm 17 and I go to hatchetfield high.

if u want to know more:

• i play piano

• i don't work anywhere yet, but i'm searching for a job, so if u need someone to babysit ur child or ur pet (or both) just text me

• richie dni

ooc: /j

[ooc info is under the cut]

hihi! I'm Nana, current op of Linda Monroe rp/ask blog (@lindamonroe-hf), Priscilla Heartly (my Hatchetfield oc) rp/ask blog (@heartcilla), Nora Beanie rp/ask blog (@norabeanie) and an op of my another Hatchetfield oc — Beck (@beckhf) :D

I also have a main acc where I post dumb abt Hatchetfield and my other fandoms (@nwqxx)

P.S. PLEASE remember, I don't mean to hurt/insult anyone. everything rude I say from Julie's perspective is simply her defense mechanism. she secretly loves many people, she just prefers to hide it.

Boundaries/rules:

• Flirting and shipping is alright, just don't take it too far

[All OOC posts will be written in blue text]

[www-tattlecrime-dot-com]

HI I GOT A SCOOP!!

People on TikTok that godforsaken app are saying that Clarice starling is/would be a terf. This is straight up misinformation and I want to explain why because it’s hella upsetting.

the main reason she literally wouldn’t be a terf is after hannibal first suggests that buffalo bill might think they’re trans she hits him with this:

It’s outdated language but bare with me it was written in 1988.

They then have a long conversation about how SHE’S RIGHT about that. And she literally spends the whole thing being like dude trans people are really great and nice and not crazy.

(The handling of buffalo bill sucked I will not lie but it was in no way Clarice’s fault)

Also later in the book there’s a gender reassignment surgeon who makes them all promise they won’t say bad things about actual trans people and or claim that trans people are violent. Thats a huge point in the book.

At no point is Clarice anything other than supportive and protective of trans people.

SHE WOULD NOT BE A TERF!!!!!! SHE’S AN ALLY CANONICALLY!!!

- sincerely yours the Clarice simp blog

LIAM, YOU ARE COMPLETELY CORRECT! Clarice is an ICON and in NO WAY would permit the DEMONISATION of TRANSGENDER PEOPLE! I mean, COME ON, guys -- do all of the MEDIA ILLITERATE people gather on TikTok?? In WHAT WAY does her book quotes and behaviour denote ANYTHING about BEING A STUPID TERF? She is SMART, CLEVER, and DEFINITELY CAPABLE of understanding that QUEER IDENTITIES do NOT automatically equate to BEING A CRIMINAL!!!

THANKS LIAM! LONG LIVE CLARICE!

[jack-loves-bella]

5 million dollar? :3

...WHY DO YOU NEED 5 MILLION DOLLARS!?

[not-a-cannibal-1]

Hands you @daughter-ofthe-voorhees

Hm. Hello, ma’am.

[cannibalovers]

btw, if anyone saw that one mischa blog under the "hf!rp" hashtag, just for ur information, we have it blocked and don't interact with it.

we don't recognise them as a part of our group, we find the blog quite weird.

they are one of the people that randomly made a blog and started using the hashtag and interacting with us - some people did it and it was very fun and funny (looking at u tuna guy, ure loved in this household) but... not this time unfortunately.

And yes, we are VERY aware that we share content publicly, we can't really stop people from doing whatever they want, but know that you won't get far if the group doesn't accept you. You WILL get blocked and we will avoid you and not interact with you. We are a group, we work together to create the content and we are also people and have boundaries and things we are willing to accept and things we would like to avoid, things we find funny and fun and things that we don't. That blog is one of them. Have some manners when we ask you to stop using the hashtag. There's the general "hannibal rp" hashtag for a reason