#hf!rp asks

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

i have one silly little question, can i eat your cannibal husband? :)

pretty please?

No. Only I'm allowed.

[xxxthegreatred-dragonxxx]

Well you yell a lot

WHAT THE FUCK. I DON’T

[one-armed-lass]

[ long legs AU ]

She quietly went over to Miriam's house.. she hoped. No.. prayed Miriam would let her stay there.. She couldn't stay in that house with Norman for much longer. He kept getting drunk. She just.. she couldn't be around him.

She knocked on the door quietly

*Miriam was currently sitting at her desk looking at the case files, she couldn’t understand most of everything that was going on she was trying to decode a letter from the last crime scene when she heard the knock at her door *

Coming

*she said before opening it and seeing Hailey *

Hailey? Hey what are you doing here

*she asked looking at her sister in law*

[academyz-coolezt-crew]

What is this blog.

-@not-a-cannibal-1

Hello Dr. Lecter, happy to see you here

a blog for the F.B.I. academy's Murder Husbands club of Quantico, Virginia! :3

yall were obvious ya know

[www-tattlecrime-dot-com]

Hi Freddie! I believe you said you were having a rough time hacking, or rather, uh, journalistically accessing, the information from Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham’s internet devices…. Well, I happen to be fairly good at things like that. Here are the wedding photos… I have reason to believe they cooked the photographer afterwards instead of hiring catering service… regardless, here’s your scoop!

THANK YOU SO MUCH, TATTLER! Your devotion to MAKING TATTLECRIME THRIVE is ASTOUNDING! These two OLD MEN look SURPRISINGLY CUTE TOGETHER. I'm surprised that there isn't any BLOODY CARNAGE hiding in the background! After all, they are MURDER HUSBANDS! I have to ask -- how did you manage to GET A HOLD of these DIAMONDS? Don't worry -- YOUR SECRETS ARE SAFE WITH MS. LOUNDS!

[jack-loves-bella]

Hi Jack. How did it feel to beat the ever living shit out of Hannibal?

Therapeutic.

[not-a-cannibal-1]

Hands you @daughter-ofthe-voorhees

Hm. Hello, ma’am.

[dr-alana-verger]

Hey Alana how’s your wife doing? Also what did you name your son :0

Hello! My wife is doing great, thank you. She’s actually out getting groceries at the moment. Our son’s name is ‘Morgan’ ! Margot chose it. It’s beautiful, isn’t it?

[awigglycultist]

My hatchetfield oc guide!

A little guide so you can know more about my ocs in the Hatchetfield rp

Alfie

@dancing-with-the-deaddd

Okay so Alfie isn't actually an oc, he's a character from the cut story Ethan Doesn't Die, but I felt like I should include him since that was a cut story and we don't know a whole lot about him and some ppl might not know about him or EDD.

He's like he is in EDD. Ya know, has a brother named Jake, and can revive dead things/is a necromancer, he's around the same age of Hannah. He uses he/they pronouns. Jake takes care of him, they discovered his abilities when he was pretty young, around 9 years old, it just started with plants but grew from there.

Arche Lowell

@worse-than-my-bark

Arche uses he/they/she pronouns. He's 18 and a senior at Hatchetfield High. They're a werewolf, he's siblings with @sunshineinabags-blog and they both got bit by a werewolf one night when they were out in the woods. She used to be a great student, top of the class and all A's, but ever since that incident they've just stopped trying and are only just getting by. They are street smart though and constantly have to stop Sunny from doing dumb shit. He has a crush on Lily.

Lily Darrah

@liliesandflowerfields

Lily uses she/they pronouns. Also 18 and a senior at Hatchetfield High. Has a crush on Arche. They live with her single mother. She actually died a few years ago but her mom is apart of the Church of the Starry Children and was able to revive her, and yes she is aware of this. Nerd, all A's, gamer, ect.

David Anderson

@hatchetfieldhistoryteacher

He's a world history teacher at Hatchetfield High and also knows a lot of Hatchetfield's history... He's pansexual, uses he/him pronouns and lives alone with his pet cats, a gray & white one and a black one. One of those teachers that is sarcastic but also actually really sweet. One of those teachers a lot of kids go to, especially the queer kids ofc ("especially" pft what am I saying? Everyone in Hatchetfield is queer). Also he has other outfits

Fiona Brooks

A gifted kid, friends with Arche and Lily although she's two grades below them (she's ahead and some classes). He powers are water related. She'd also cousins with Sofia/Spitfire. Her name in the ring is Tidal Wave.

[pokemonprofessorintraining]

☘️ [SHAMROCK] How passionate is your OC about things they love/hate?

not that much heheh...

*proceeds to ramble about their hyperfixations for 8 hours straight*

[tunaguy85]

i think i wouldve won if i rizzed him with my tuna swag

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

whats the weirdest shit u can remember that u did as a kid

Probably that one time I hosted a tea party but all the attendees were dead fish me and my Dad had caught? Then we ate them for dinner.

In hindsight I should have known something was up then.

[xxxthegreatred-dragonxxx]

how did the painting taste

LIKE GLORY

[one-armed-lass]

[Mainstream]

It was late at night, the window was quietly opened as something sat next to Miriams bed. Gently grabbing and holding her hand

Im sorry-.... I'm sorry for what I did...

She murmured quietly. She had bandages on her wrists with fresh blood seeping through the white cloth of the bandages, she had a small purplish, red bruise on her forehead

*Miriam was currently sleeping, she had a long day and Connie wasn’t exactly leaving her alone she had started her stuff up again and along with what happened with Hailey she was just under a-lot of stress.she had strut a bit in bed feeling something grab her hand and then she heard the murmuring and her eyes opened, she tense a bit before slowly moving her head towards the voice and saw it was Hailey*

Haile?..

*she asked with tired whisper*

[julielips]

hey, I'm julie (julie lipschitz for full). I'm 17 and I go to hatchetfield high.

if u want to know more:

• i play piano

• i don't work anywhere yet, but i'm searching for a job, so if u need someone to babysit ur child or ur pet (or both) just text me

• richie dni

ooc: /j

[ooc info is under the cut]

hihi! I'm Nana, current op of Linda Monroe rp/ask blog (@lindamonroe-hf), Priscilla Heartly (my Hatchetfield oc) rp/ask blog (@heartcilla), Nora Beanie rp/ask blog (@norabeanie) and an op of my another Hatchetfield oc — Beck (@beckhf) :D

I also have a main acc where I post dumb abt Hatchetfield and my other fandoms (@nwqxx)

P.S. PLEASE remember, I don't mean to hurt/insult anyone. everything rude I say from Julie's perspective is simply her defense mechanism. she secretly loves many people, she just prefers to hide it.

Boundaries/rules:

• Flirting and shipping is alright, just don't take it too far

[All OOC posts will be written in blue text]

[www-tattlecrime-dot-com]

HI I GOT A SCOOP!!

People on TikTok that godforsaken app are saying that Clarice starling is/would be a terf. This is straight up misinformation and I want to explain why because it’s hella upsetting.

the main reason she literally wouldn’t be a terf is after hannibal first suggests that buffalo bill might think they’re trans she hits him with this:

It’s outdated language but bare with me it was written in 1988.

They then have a long conversation about how SHE’S RIGHT about that. And she literally spends the whole thing being like dude trans people are really great and nice and not crazy.

(The handling of buffalo bill sucked I will not lie but it was in no way Clarice’s fault)

Also later in the book there’s a gender reassignment surgeon who makes them all promise they won’t say bad things about actual trans people and or claim that trans people are violent. Thats a huge point in the book.

At no point is Clarice anything other than supportive and protective of trans people.

SHE WOULD NOT BE A TERF!!!!!! SHE’S AN ALLY CANONICALLY!!!

- sincerely yours the Clarice simp blog

LIAM, YOU ARE COMPLETELY CORRECT! Clarice is an ICON and in NO WAY would permit the DEMONISATION of TRANSGENDER PEOPLE! I mean, COME ON, guys -- do all of the MEDIA ILLITERATE people gather on TikTok?? In WHAT WAY does her book quotes and behaviour denote ANYTHING about BEING A STUPID TERF? She is SMART, CLEVER, and DEFINITELY CAPABLE of understanding that QUEER IDENTITIES do NOT automatically equate to BEING A CRIMINAL!!!

THANKS LIAM! LONG LIVE CLARICE!