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if ur house rpf blog then why do u not sound like house
Probably because I’m a real life teenager in 2025 with a fundamentally different vocabulary, cadence, and set of life experiences than a fictional middle aged man from the 2000’s would have? I don’t know though 🤷🏻♂️ my I’m just terrible and suck. Why does anyone do anything. Why do you ask rude questions.
#<- exactly#there’s not middle aged men running these blogs#and even if it did happen to be middle aged men#you can’t really sound like Hannibal Lecter or Gregory House#because they’re not#oh idk-#real???#<- you get it!!! Like yes they are not real!! We are just some random Tumblr users!! Don’t be weird!!#anyway this is not about anyone coming to my blog in particular#except that one anonymous from a while ago#but good luck drgregmousebites
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if ur house rpf blog then why do u not sound like house
Probably because I’m a real life teenager in 2025 with a fundamentally different vocabulary, cadence, and set of life experiences than a fictional middle aged man from the 2000’s would have? I don’t know though 🤷🏻♂️ my I’m just terrible and suck. Why does anyone do anything. Why do you ask rude questions.
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https://pin.it/4SPdFzpaj
This again?
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Ah. Is that a “fursona”?
meep-meep
Pardon?
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meep-meep
Pardon?
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ummm. She’s not a horror fan. She doesn’t want me to be traumatized :/
also it’s so preppy!!!
guess who just got psycho!!!!
-@not-a-cannibal-1
Sweet !
When are you gonna watch it
-Mod 3
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the book :) there is no way on gods green earth my mom is letting me watch it :(
guess who just got psycho!!!!
-@not-a-cannibal-1
Sweet !
When are you gonna watch it
-Mod 3
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"You eat men right?? Do you eat gingers?"
@yourfavetaxfraudcommiter <3
No. They tend to taste awful
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Hannibal Lecter. And you?
Hello. -@not-a-cannibal-1
Hi..
He glanced over, annoyed.
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Ah. That’s good, I suppose
Hello. -@not-a-cannibal-1
Hi..
He glanced over, annoyed.
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A wonderful talent!
Your blog is very bright. -@not-a-cannibal-1
"Thanks! Wanna come with me and my friends to come get some cake and beer amd commit tax fraud? We're gonna play with barbies after."
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Nice to meet you *extends hand*
"Hey hey hey wanna go uh hahhaah wanna commit tax fraud."
im so glad you asked !!! I TOTALLY DO!!! :D
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How’s your screenplay going? *he smiled*
Hello. -@not-a-cannibal-1
Hi..
He glanced over, annoyed.
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I do hope that is a good thing to be.
Your blog is very bright. -@not-a-cannibal-1
"Thanks! Wanna come with me and my friends to come get some cake and beer amd commit tax fraud? We're gonna play with barbies after."
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No shame in good taste.
Your blog is very bright. -@not-a-cannibal-1
"Thanks! Wanna come with me and my friends to come get some cake and beer amd commit tax fraud? We're gonna play with barbies after."
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Hello.
"Hey hey hey wanna go uh hahhaah wanna commit tax fraud."
im so glad you asked !!! I TOTALLY DO!!! :D
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