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theoldandnewfirm · 2 years ago

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A lil' Marley/Scrooge snippet

I spent WAY too much time researching Victorian era smut and writing styles for this snippet that, alas, never went anywhere. I present it now for your enjoyment.

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Portrait of a Rake read the title. Then, lower on the cover, Published for the enjoyment of my loyal friends and followers. There was no author. Curious, Marley flipped to a random page.

--his cock curved differently than the last man's, and struck inside me at an angle that thrilled. He held my hair as one might the reins of a horse and so doing gave a violent tug that brought my mouth in line with the prick that hovered inches from my face--

Marley's brows shot to his hairline. Then, behind him, sure footsteps that came to an abrupt halt. He looked up to find Ebenezer slack-jawed, his face the color of milk.

He surged forward, stopping just short of the desk, his features contorted in anguish. "It's filth. I know it. I found it in the tavern at luncheon, and I was going to give it to the tavernkeeper, but then I saw what it was and…" he shook his head. "I was going to burn it in the fire. Truly, I was."

"Were you now?"

"Yes," he stammered, "Paper is cheaper than coal."

"Of course, of course."

Marley opened to another page, skimmed a few lines, and this time started reading aloud. "--the gamekeeper knew no gentleness. He spread my buttocks and pushed his fingers into my hole. I cried out at the shock of it, and again when his rough hand squeezed my cock unkindly--"

"Jacob!" Ebenezer squeaked.

Marley hummed thoughtfully. "It's better than Fanny Hill at any rate."

Ebenezer looked stricken. He leaned over the desk and glanced around before whispering, "You read… smut?"

"I read a great many things. There are books in the world beyond Mercantile Accounts, you know."

"Yes, but that." Scrooge shook his head. "You're a gentleman!"

"And so are you now," said Marley as he rose from his chair, "And yet…"

He offered the book back to Ebenezer, who seemed to take it out of reflex more than desire. He was still staring as if Marley had announced he was going to waive all mortgage payments for the balance of the year.

"Burn it if you like," said Marley. "But who knows? Perhaps you'll find something of interest in it. Now, if you'll excuse me."

He went to the front office and busied himself with a nonsense task for what felt like an appropriate amount of time. Then, he returned to the counting room.

The first thing he noted was the distinct lack of pages on the fire. The second was Ebenezer hunched at his own desk, red-faced and writing feverishly in his accounting book. He did not look up as Marley entered. In fact, seeming to sense Marley's attention, he hunched down further.

Marley smirked.

#Hey look I'm not dead!#IRL has been consuming me lately #also I rediscovered the joy of reading so my social media consumption in general has dropped #which is probably a good thing #scrooge: a christmas carol #jacob marley #ebenezer scrooge #scrooge x marley #nsft(umblr)

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micamone · 2 months ago

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#stargate sg1 #stargate atlantis #neko atsume #almost cried drawing that cute little fucking tac vest on jack btw. look at him.#not in love with all of the atlantis team especially rodney and weir and tela i fuckim struggled with them #like i'm happy with how they look it's fine but short of sticking a maple leaf on rodney or something you know #it's the props #i couldn't figure out how to make who they were obvious. idk man they're cute and i know who they are I guess. felt the same with sam tbh #giving her a little math sheet felt a lil cheap but you know what it's done i'm not gonna keep workin on these the gateroom killed me dead.#also i woulda done the other sg1 members that show up later but I haven't gotten there yet in my watch-thru.#like i saw them as a kid when it was airing on tv but not yet while actually paying attention to things like the plot #my posts #my art #stargate #the sg1 one was done first so that's why i didn't end up putting a lot of detail into the planet they landed on vs how much detail #i had to keep leaving out of the fucking got dam gateroom why is there so much detail in that room hey guys what the hell is up with that r

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terminumart · 11 days ago

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#tfa #transformers animated #transformers #shockwave #tfa shockwave #maccadam #el creechur #terminum art #art #fantart #hey look i'm not dead #and this is still in time #just

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yashley · 1 year ago

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#critical role #cr lb #ygifs #imogen #and now I'm like did imogen have her own reason for not even going near the raven queen did she pray to her for her mother #thinking her mother was dead was gone and the goddess of death had her and it was just a little girl praying at her bedside #take care of her mother. tell her how much she misses her. she misses her so much. and the raven queen never answered #and she could find no comfort not even in a deity who brought eternal rest there was no solace. and there was no correction #did she pick a god and pray? for her mother to come back. for her father not to hate her. for someone to look at her like shes not a monste #that all this time this certified atheist to have zero interest in the gods or helping them not because she genuinely didn't care #but because once upon a time the little girl she used to be cared so much. and prayed so hard. never seeing the red veil around her #damning her from the grace of the gods #and isn't that just what a monster deserves #not even a gracious god will find you special enough you feel like nothing to them because you are nothing to them #and it's like is that true or is such an evil force preventing their light and it's like I'm chewing but I'm choking #I had to stop looking at laura's face because it was making me too craaazzzyy she'd just be like (bafta) and I'd be like (SCREAMING)#hey matt if this is a birdcall to make imogen a paladin tweet tweet beautiful man

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aalghul · 13 days ago

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"claiming any writer ever intended to write that jason was sexually assaulted as a child is stealing from mia" is still one of the most ridiculous takes i have ever seen. by the way

#winick: hey i like this character. im going to resurrect him from the dead after 20 yrs. i'm going to have him go out of his way to tell mia #he thinks theyre similar. when she denies that he knows her enough to make such a claim i'm going to make him bring up her past as a victim #of SA specifically to prove he knows her past well and is still saying they are similar. and then i will make him say he also had to do bad #things to survive on the street.#people: clearly this writer who likes jason wrote him mocking mia for being a victim of SA!#if you think this could possibly imply him having faced SA then you hate women. obviously.#be serious. this is me just using GA seeing red. not talking abt bftc or how winick also wrote jay's first kill to be a sex trafficker or #how his dialogue following that was a callback to judy. i'm not even making the argument that jason necessarily has to have this history in #every interpretation of him! bc ofc he doesnt most writers never even hinted at this #but you cannot whine about mia's story being “stolen” by fans when fans are simply looking at published canon #mia ends that fight without any serious injuries after jay spent the entire thing giving her what HE thought was solid advice (was it?#well no. but HE thought it was) and you want to pretend his intention was to psychologically torture her using the SA she faced?#i can appreciate dedication to being a hater but i draw the line at being intentionally stupid. you dont even have to agree on winick #implying anything abt jay's past but you cannot say he was mocking her

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verysmallcyborg · 2 months ago

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haha oh man are you ever normal in the club. i never am. permanently debuffed

(THANK YOU @oneiroy FOR THEIR NEW AND IMPROVED FACE SCARS. OUGH........!!!!!)

#fornax #au roe #hey did you know i went this long with pre dt face paint. i did not realize that they were much sharper until today LMFAO #so now THOSE look nice and clean too. but the scars? extremely important. goodbye world i'm 73457832489276 dead #WHY IS THERE MAINT TONIGHT I NEED LIKE A WHOLE ASS WEEK JUST TO STARE AT FORNAX'S IMPROVED FACE SCARSSSSSS AUGH #did you also know the face paints don't sit exactly where they are on the face. i spent an hour trying to do precise erasing...oops

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pinescent-and-gingerbread · 4 months ago

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// Intertwined, sewn together - Not a lot, just forever //

(some random drawings put together of my OC Polly and Arthur. I'm just going to draw them until I finally have the time to properly write Red Adagio -the long fic about their story!)

(also it still feels a bit weird posting OC stuff. I always feel like nobody is going to give sh*t lmao, but I have fun drawing them. Will definitely post more content when I'll have some time off again!)

#I'M SORRY IF IT LOOKS SHITTY #my damn tablet is on the way to its grave #it turns every bursh stroke into weird not-smoothy lines #arthur morgan #arthur morgan fanart #Red Adagio #arthur morgan x oc #arthur morgan x polly langston #lmao i almost cringed myself writing the last tag but hey #here we are i guess #idk i just feel ultra egocentric tagging this #rdr2 art #rdr2 oc #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption 2 fanart #red dead online oc #my art

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57sfinest · 2 years ago

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the true ending of disco elysium is the one where harry dies in the trash outside the whirling and garte just goes "i dont care"

the true ending of disco elysium is the one where harry collapses and dies on evrart's chair and kim has to be like "i'm sorry for my colleague. he's a funny man. he likes to make jokes at inopportune moments. up you go, detective." and evrart goes "oh of course. that's our harry, full of jokes! very funny! i do appreciate a good laugh! now let's get back to business, harry, i'm a very busy man, you know." and then they both stand there for a minute and harry is just fully dead half slumped off the chair and they both stand there like ............😐😐

#kim calling the 41st to be like hey um. that guy you guys sent? yeah he's dead. no he's not faking it.#yes i'm sure. what kind of question is that? he just kind of fell over dead. he said the chair was uncomfortable #what do you mean this isn't the first time this has happened. look can you just come get him. i'm at a loss here #is someone laughing in the background? is this some kind of joke?#^ then jean turns up and it's obvious he's really upset but all he says is 'fucking finally'#kiwipost #ask

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arrapso · 2 years ago

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Irene Adler: Masquerade Outfit / Casual Outfit

#irene adler #aaoth #how sad is it that i'm more invested in the looks of a char who's supposed to show up last in ch7 of a game that only has 3 ch done :/#.....irene is such a babe tho how can i not #clown behaviour #but hey it gave me the opportunity to play around with fabric shading #was debating if i want to post this ever at all or not but for the sake of having..at least something on this half-dead blog #here we are :/#siren look for masquerade because obvIoUslY #and opera diva look as her default one

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hauntinglyghostie · 8 months ago

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inseparable. a shadow and its source. life and death. as much as you want to tear away the thought of him, you can't. you stood by him, and his shadow lingers.

also here's this TERRIBLY shitty drawing I made inspired by @denimscotch saying Lysandre needs to "take a chill pill. make slime or something" and @rainbowpufflez encouraged me to actually post it.

#so i was like “oh maybe my pokemon-specifically prfr-brainrot is going away!!!”#and then it didn't. and now we're here. yay. yahoo. yippee even.#yeah but im a big fan of being haunted by your ex (?) husband who--i mean it's really complicated. he “technically” died and all. but #people keep looking at you weird when you call him so husband so really what can you do /j #but unjokingly im a big fan of them being married prior to the events of XY because the betrayal is WOW. and also i think there's a lot of #guilt there anyways you know? even if they weren't involved at all that still sucked #but MARRIED? for TEN YEARS???? yeah. went from fighting over which color comforter to buy to “hey btw I'm killing everyone”/j #i think its also really awful if Lysandre ends up being Not Dead and comes back and then. what's the legality of that?#are you still married or not???? whats the consensus of “until death do us part” if your husband comes back. is that parting???? like?????#augustine sycamore #professor sycamore #pokemon #pokemon xy #perfectworldshipping #pokemon lysandre #lysandre #professor augustine sycamore

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blue-lollipops-and-ice-clouds · 2 months ago

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Do You Like That?

Halle 622 November 5th, 2024

(Source - the amazing TNBTYiii once again)

#sleep token #vessel sleep token #tw strobing lights #tw strobe lights #hey so why?#does he want us dead? my guy? that look??#the hand wiggles?!#wait no now i'm thinking about the shaggy meme fuck

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sincericida · 5 hours ago

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ANDREW GARFIELD and KERRY WASHINGTON

present at the Golden Globes 2025

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egginfroggin · 3 months ago

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*yeets this and runs*

My hand regrets my decision to try for more realistic wings, frankly

Transcriptions:

Mabel Pines - Steller's Jay

Dipper Pines - Blue Jay

fledglings

can't quite fly yet

wing's aren't adult-sized yet

Dipper often forgets to preen

Mabel likes to put glitter in her wings (and Dipper's, when possible)

Dipper collects his primaries to make quill pens

Mabel collects their feathers for crafting

Yeah so I'm just gonna drop this here and uhhhhh run, thanks for checking this, and I hope you have a good day

(program: krita; time taken: about 1 hr 45 minutes)

#gravity falls wing au #eggin creatin'#dipper pines #mabel pines #gravity falls #first time drawing for gravity fallsa nd it's. it's a wing au. bro I've never drawn these characters before in my life but the VISION #they preen each other's wings your honor #they're gonna have tails btw I just. completely forgot them #basically with wings you get them from one parent or the other #twins often have the same kind of wings #not sure about the specifics as far as like. subspecies go #but anyway. dipper and mabel are both jays #their mother and father were probably jays #shermie was (is??) a raven his wife was a jay #ford and stan are magpies #filbrick was a magpie caryn was a raven #tldr the pines family consists of various corvids and that explains their penchant for trouble mischief and also family-motivated violence #hey fun fact magpies and some other corvids will teach their families to hate you if you upset them enough #just sayin man bill better stay dead #anyway yeah also mabel having steller's jay wings was solely because steller sounds like stellar #as in stars #and she's. well. shooting star and all that #as for dipper being a blue jay look man blue jays and pine trees they're just inseparable in my mind #there's something to be said about the stan twins and avarice/stubbornness/grudges I think and. magpies are kind of. stubborn critters #who also collect many shiny #and are oddly ride-or-die. also the aforementioned grudges #welcome to my au where all the explanation is in the tags #I'm just rambling now honestly #putting off actually watching gravity falls #yeah that's right folks it's wtst all over again I'm making stuff for a series I haven't watched/played yet!

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genderqueerpond · 7 months ago

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RTD: Fifteen is emotionally available :) fifteen, unlike past doctors, isn't afraid to talk about his feelings!!

Fifteen, nonchalantly shrugging off his whirlwind romance sacrificing himself to endless torture to save ruby sunday and the world, with a cheerful smile: I have to be like this because this is what I'm like.