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Supernormal WiFi happenings here, I guess. My phone's Spotify sound just suddenly started coming out of this tablet up on a shelf in Mr. C's office at surprisingly high volume, instead of my headphones. A tablet I didn't even really remember existed and had never paired anything to. 🤔
And at like 2:30 a.m., no less.
Yep, that's our culprit! I can see the album art on a lockscreen widget and everything. I didn''t think he even used Spotify, or we'd probably have a family account for that too. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nope, can't do much about it on this end.
Yep, his Google account pic is still from one of our wedding photos 20 years ago. Thus the funny collar, and red beard instead of silver.
I also incidentally just knocked a shower of random objects down, pulling the tablet down off the shelf. Ah well, at least it's not potentially bothering any neighbors now.
Thankfully, disconnecting my headphones and reconnecting them on the phone's Bluetooth did fix the problem. (?) So, that's something.
In other news, one of the objects I managed to knock down in there was this pack of crispbread.
I have no idea where that even came from, but sure I'll take it with me. Random video game drop? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ They may be broken all to hell after the fall from wherever, but hey it's free crackers and I was getting low on crispbread.
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hey, don't cry. here have a vegan gluten-free mug brownie recipe: Mix: - 4 tbsp tapioca starch / flour - 2 tbsp sugar - 2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder - 2 tbsp plant milk - 2 tbsp neutral oil (grapeseed is great) - pinch of salt - dash of vanilla in a mug, whisk with a fork until fully mixed, microwave for 60 seconds, let cool 60 seconds, and eat
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okay so I saw someone say celiac disease isn’t a disability because ‘all you have to do is avoid gluten’ and I. I’m about to lose my shit.
are you not fucking aware of how much gluten is present in everyday life? Are you not aware how mild cross-contamination can KILL people with celiac? Are you not aware how some kids are raised EATING GLUTEN, IRREVERSIBLY destroying their immune system and the lining of their stomach because their parents didn’t know or didn’t bother to find out what was wrong?
You can help mitigate the effects of some disabilities by doing certain things, but that doesn’t make them NOT disabilities.
Celiac disease is an autoimmune disorder. It is not the same as a mild intolerance. It can and will destroy your stomach and intestines.
Jesus fucking Christ.
#it was a comment under a post where someone was like ‘hey having a gluten intolerance doesn’t make you c-punk’#which. first of all celiac is not just an intolerance. second of all being disabled does not equal cpunk#that is a HUGE extrapolation#and third of all the commenter said they had celiac which I don’t doubt. but celiac involves a range of symptoms and sensitivities to gluten#worrying about cross-contamination for those of us who are really sensitive#is a VERY involved process#and gluten-free things are often so much more expensive#and EXTREMELY inaccessible#speak for your fucking self#celiac disease#disability#I would not mind so much if anyone actually took celiac seriously#but NOBODY in my actual in person life has#I had a girl at school SCREAM at me and call me stuff because I asked if we couldn’t do a pizza party and instead plan something accessible#i cannot attend any type of event based around meals because I need that time to eat what I make#I cannot attend anything where ‘food will be provided’ and if I do I have to plan my meals so I can make my own and bring it#I am often left hungry to the point of lightheadedness and nearly passing out because people plan involved things over a meal assuming we#all can get fast food after#ableism
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Not long ago, gluten-free foods on the grocery shelves could be hard to find. Not so much, now. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration wants you to know that foods labeled as "gluten-free" and with similar terms such as "without gluten," "free of gluten," and "no gluten" must meet specific criteria set by the FDA in August 2013 and August 2020.
These requirements are important for people with celiac disease, who face serious, and even potentially life-threatening illnesses if they eat gluten, typically found in breads, cakes, cereals, pastas, and many other foods. Some individuals may not have celiac disease but may still be sensitive to gluten.
There is no cure for celiac disease and the only way to manage the disease is to avoid eating gluten. Without a standardized definition of “gluten-free,” these consumers could never really be sure if their body would tolerate a food with that label.
As one of the criteria for using the claim “gluten-free,” the FDA set a limit of less than 20 ppm (parts per million) for the unavoidable presence of gluten in foods that carry this label. That is the lowest level that can be consistently detected in foods using valid scientific analytical tools. Also, most people with celiac disease can tolerate foods with very small amounts of gluten. This level is consistent with those set internationally.
#gluten free#celiac#celiac disease#coeliac disease#info#still feel like its not enough personally but hey ho
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the amount of people I've encountered who think that "organic" and "gluten free" are the same thing would almost be funny, if i didn't have celiac and therefore have to worry that someone's good intentions were going to make me violently ill bc they made something with organic but not gluten free ingredients
#text post#if you're trying to make something gluten free for someone with an allergy you gotta be careful and fully read the labels#on all of the meal's components#and if that's too stressful then I'd personally rather just be told 'hey you should probably bring your own food'#also yes im aware celiac isn't the same as a gluten allergy but it's easier for me to just call it an allergy#than explain to everyone that it's actually an autoimmune disease and gluten will cause real damage to my body#especially bc people ALWAYS ask 'well like.... what does eating gluten actually DO to you?'#which is imo deeply personal and also rude to ask
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My manager: yknow you’ve been picking things up so fast I thought it was the end of your second week if I’m being honest.
Other coworker: you’re picking things up super fast. I would’ve thought you’ve been here for like a month. Usually that’s how long it takes for new hires to get the hang of things like you have.
Me, who was on day 5 of working there and almost having anxiety attacks every day when I’m in the kitchen and not doing prep work/cleaning:
#I don’t always need praise but when I’m doing my best and learning as fast as I can like please give me reassurance#it’s not a bad job I just have a lot of shit I need to get down#it’s different stuff from the other places I’ve worked at#but hey! I can make myself free noodle dishes :3#shut up haley#btw I got a winter job at noodles and company#they have gluten free noodles and rice noodles and the zucchini noodles I can eat so I’m 🥰
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holiday baking championship editing kills me cause jesse palmer will be like hi!!! hi!!! and then it's edited so no one says hi back 😞
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i dont like taking surveys usually but if it lets me give some scathing remarks to my shitty landlords then boy give me enough space for a fucking novel i WILL tell them to get their heads out of their asses
#you get 1.4 million in rent EVERY MONTH for this shit??#i swear there is an entire ant colony under my floorboards and like fifty spiders hanging around waiting to feast on them#i had to treat the place MYSELF#also why is the laundry room so fucking disgusting like ik its college students but what the fuck#just a WALL of lint in the lint catcher cover thing#and they all have like. brown dirt covering them and sand#and the place couldnt clean that shit up BEFORE we moved in??#the last place was cleaner at least even if they decided to replace all the laundry machines RIGHT AFTER THE SCHOOL YEAR STARTED#INSTEAD OF DOING IT DURING THE SUMMER WHEN NOBODY IS THERE#also the food situation is shit because why the hell is nothing really labelled#youve got one fridge with some like. gluten free cookies i guess#you (maybe) label whats vegan and gluten or dairy free on the online menu (not the physical labels??)#you only JUST started even labelling what your fucking desserts are#im not sure i trust your stale ass cereal let alone the ice cream machine#is it a good idea to have a self serve smoothie bar? probably fucking not but hey at least you tried to be cool#the music playing is obnoxious though#also just straight up dont reinforce quiet hours. in fact why not break them yourself. shitbags#hell knows no hatred like that of a person who has to deal with college students#also i can almost guarantee im one of the youngest here#i am so tired of being the responsible one. i am so so tired#this isnt about my landlord anymore#genuine-fucking-ly why do you all wear shoes in the house and why do you put said shoes on the table we put food on and why did you leave#your nasty little crumbs all over the couch and floor last night and why dont you clean your hair off the sink after brushing and why dont#you wash your dishes or at least rinse the food off instead of leaving them by the shared sink for days#and why dont you stop coming home stinking of weed and watching tiktoks loud as hell and closing doors like you are slamming them#and why dont you fucking communicate your problems to my goddam face and why dont you tell us before you start a fucking hair business#in the living room???#and why has nobody though to clean the gotdam microwave. why have your meatball bits been in there for like. 3 weeks#'just tell them if you have a problem with it' WHO LEAVES MEAT BITS IN THE MICROWAVE AFTER SPILLING IT???#i wouldnt have a problem if you had some common fucking sense
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a lesbian told me i made the best vegan gluten-free cake she'd ever eaten :D
#likely place for her to be or whtvr the saying is#but i did nawt realise how hard it is to actually bake vegan and gluten-free like bruh I thought it kinda tasted like shit compared to like#regular cake#but i could nawt compromise my rep as an avid baker and so I delivered and one of my mums friends daughters who is gay gave me the highest#compliment possible🥰#also mayb i find her cute or whtvr...#shes like not in my age range and I'm pretty sure has a gf but hey when a pretty girl compliments you whats a boy to do...
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ex's little brother is so much bigger than the last time i saw him what a fucking trip
#i think god and jesus are reminding me of all my past romantic fuckups in an evil way like am i gonna run into matthew at tjs next#buying my gluten free muffins and he just rocks up like hey bella#id kill him i think
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why are ingredients labels so small i cant readddd
#i guess the fancy crackers i got are gone...#but tbf who the fuck would expect MUSHROOM in a cracker. its literally just a gluten-free saltine#hey body can i not be allergic to literally every pre-made food product out there im so fucking tired and cant afford a personal chef#braincell posting
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I read a fair number of recipes on the ten thousand interchangeable recipe blogs that exist, and often they say something like "This recipe is a family favourite!" or "This a crowd-pleaser" etc. and I roll my eyes a little bit every time because of course they are, it goes without saying! People like food! Nearly any special-occasion home-cooked meal is going to be popular.
But there is one recipe, one cake, that has recontextualised all those comments for me and now actually I think those bloggers might be wrong about what a family favourite is. It sure as hell isn't Interchangeable Chocolate Cake No. 7.
I'm telling you this because I need you to know the seriousness of the power I am going to bestow on you. And hey, maybe your friends and family have different preferences than mine do. Maybe you need to find another recipe to fill this role. But you must know that there's a recipe out there, and not even a particularly alluring one or a particularly difficult one, which people will bring up in unrelated conversations to you four years later.
If I so much as say the word cake, my family all turn to face me like a pack of hungry wolves. Even the ones that don't like food!! Health nuts and people who simply don't enjoy eating and people with no appetite and people I have no goddamn memory of ever having cooked for, all of them come up and say to me "Hey remember that cake-" I asked my brother and his girlfriend what foods they're looking forward to, when they return home after three years in Japan, and they say "You know that cake?"
It doesn't sound particularly appetizing. I only made it the first time because it was gluten free and I had a bunch of lemons. Please don't let the name inform your opinion here. This is a fairly fast and simple cake that requires no special equipment and people will literally never stop asking you for it.
It's not even my favourite cake! I'd rather have basque burnt cheesecake, which is harder and more expensive to make and consists almost entirely of fat and sugar but still manages to be a little savoury... But people want the weird corn one.
To be fair, this is the only cake that'll make me dip my fingers into boiling sugar without regret.
#ruin rambles#one of my friends brought me the ingredients for this unrequested#i haven't made this cake in four or five years#recipe#100
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I'm going to burn my house down
#Popular YouTube chef after saying ''glute free people are liars'': well they aren't LIARS they just didn't LISTEN#You DUMB MOTHER FUCKER. GLUTEN FREE IS A SUPER CATEGORY. Subcategories INCLUDE PPL ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN AND PEOPLE WITH CELIACS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#YEAH IT INCLUDES TREND DIETERS BUT CONSIDER THIS: SAY THAT INSTEAD! I STLL THINK ITS DUMB AS HELL AND YOU CAN KEEP IT TO YOURSELF BUT GOD#DAMN!!!! MAYBE YOU DONT LISTEN FUCKER!!!!!!!!!! CHRIST#And maybe ppl don't want to divulge medical info to you. You want me to tell the chef to not give me spicy food because I suspect#I have a genuine issue with it and it seems to be much more painful than average to me??? NO???? HUH THATS WEIRD. MAYBE INSTEAD OF#WORRYING ABOUT PEOPLE FAKING BECAUSE THEY ORDER SOMETHING WITH SOY SAUCE AFTER ASKING FOR GLUTEN FREE FOOD#(WHICH BY THE WAY HE SAYS ''OH WE ALL KNOW SOY SAUCE HAS GLUTEN'' NO WE DONT???? I JUST LEARNED? AND NOT EVERY FUCKING SOYSAUCE HAS GLUTEN#MAYBE THE MAJORITY DOES BUT THATS A WEIRD FUCKING EXAMPLE????) JUST TELL THEM HEY THIS HAS GLUTEN WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO REMOVE THAT???? HUH?#also I think he does not understand the difference between an allergy and celiacs which like unless it severely changes the prep needed to#Keep ppl safe I get but IF YOURE GONNA MAKE DUMBASS CLAIMS AT LEAST TAKE TWO SECONDS TO FIGURE OUT THE TERMS#(he only ever refers to an allergy and not celiacs which is why I think he just. Doesn't. Know???) Anyways I'm Fucking mad#Just take his channel away we don't need it
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"Aw, fuck. Is my apartment gonna catch on fire?"
Yes. It's how they're cursing him, specifically.
Have fun having only bad luck for the entirety of October.
#lol#tbf reeses are the best#imo#they are my fave#and gluten free so im like hey if thats a problem for anyone they can still eat these nice#also jay could maybe actually make something similar (can melt chocolate in microwave)
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Three is a party
Lewis Hamilton x Reader x Max Verstappen
Summary: Max hated you. He hated your pretty face, your beautiful body and your amazing personality. He hated that you were Hamilton’s girl.
Word count: 3.8k
Tags: Smut, female reader, +18, anal sex, unprotected sex, voyeurism, exhibtionism, edging, filthy, porn with very little plot, dom!lewis, sub!reader, sub!max, possibly queer! everyone, kinda polyamory situation, bit of dirty talking, pet names, not beta read
Notes: this is honestly just pure filth, you are warned. This is entering lgbtqia+ territory (for both drivers).
I’ll post this and drink a bottle of holy water or something.
God, Max hated you.
He hated your pretty face, your beautiful body and your amazing personality.
He hated that you were Hamilton’s girl.
Really, it was never his intention to look at you that way. Your paths should’ve never even crossed if you weren’t the most friendly person in the entire world. The first few times he saw you was just in passing, and he thought you were beautiful, but granted, all Lewis’ girlfriends were beautiful anyway. But then, you and Lewis became official after a couple of months, and your presence in race weekends became more and more prominent.
You soon became friends with other drivers, and Max always saw you around having a blast with George and his girlfriend, or even joking with Lando and Oscar, or helping the Ferrari guys with photography, or chatting with Valtteri or Esteban. When you even started a brief friendship with the Alpha Tauri boys, Max knew his time was coming, you seemed intent on getting acquainted with everyone.
The first time he was introduced to you, it came from Daniel Ricciardo, who was strolling with you, and Max suddenly crossed your path, trying to avoid both.
“Max!” He heard Daniel calling after him, and Max immediately froze on the spot. He managed to move and turn around just in time as you and Daniel stopped right in front of him, “This is Y/N, she’s brought everyone some cookies!”
“Hi, nice to meet you, Max!” You shook his hand, and he looked down to the box of cookies you were balancing with the other hand, “those are 100% healthy, ok? Gluten-free, vegan, low carb, all the athlete friendly stuff!”
“You made them?” Max asked, dumbly. But you laughed out loud as if he had said the best joke ever.
“Oh no, I can’t bake- or cook, to save my life!” You offered, raising the box, “go on, take one, you won’t regret it!” You said sweetly, your eyes shining in such a way that if you had offered him poison, he would probably take it willingly.
You chirped away as soon as you spotted Lando and Oscar, offering them cookies too after wishing Max a quick “good luck”.
You were always at the races, and through gossip, Max had heard you had a job only during four weekdays, so even if you had to work up until Thursday, you would always find a way to go to the races to support Lewis. You made sure to always greet every driver, wishing them luck regardless if you were rooting for your boyfriend only.
One day, Max was passing by and you noticed him, even if you were chatting with your boyfriend.
“Hey, Max!” You saluted him, and he just nodded back to you with his lips pressed in an almost smile.
He hated your ass in those jeans. He hated the way your perfume lingered behind every time you left after chatting with him. He hated the way you were always touching Lewis, not in a very PDA way, but more with soft touches, holding his hand, putting a supportive hand on his shoulder, whispering softly and giving him that divine smile of yours.
God, Max was so fucked.
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Lewis invited everyone to a pre-season party at his place in Monaco. He even invited Max, who was particularly surprised, since they’re not really close. When Max texted other drivers to check if they were going, all of them confirmed, because no one would willingly miss an infamous Lewis Hamilton party. And Max decided to go because he didn’t want to be the only stuck up guy who wouldn’t show up.
And definitely not because he was hoping to see you there.
As he arrived purposefully late, the party was in full swing as soon as he entered through the door. His eyes scanned the room, dimly lit lights, loud music and way more people than he expected. He spotted you first, wearing a skimpy shimmering dress, standing between Lewis’ legs as he was sitting in a bar stool right behind you. The two of you were chatting with Lewis’ friends and Carlos, so Max did the most rational thing and walked to the opposite side, finding Checo and Charles talking over drinks.
Eventually he had to go and greet you and Lewis, since you’re both hosting the party, would be rude not to. He saw the opportunity as soon as you and Lewis were alone by the bar, whispering conspiratorially. He approached with a small smile.
“Glad to see you, Max” Lewis shook his hand as you smiled softly. It took Max a lot of restraint to not allow his eyes to rake down your body as you touched his shoulder in a friendly manner.
“Hope you’re enjoying yourself tonight, Max,” you said sweetly.
“I am, thanks for the invite,” he raised his drink politely. Luckily for him, he was immediately called over by Charles, who wanted a partner for a darts game.
He managed to let loose after a few drinks, and he didn’t stare at you as much as he did on the paddock. He drank and even met new people that Charles introduced him to.
As the party was winding down after a few hours, Max made sure Checo got to his car safely and instructed his driver to walk him inside because his teammate was way too drunk to walk on his own.
When Max got back, the amount of people still partying had lowered to half, and as he entered the room, he saw you exactly on the center of the dance floor. Reggaeton was blasting by the DJ, and you were dancing and grinding on your girl friends. And he felt like he was going insane as he went half hard just watching you dance. The way your hips moved, and the dress hiked up dangerously close to show half of your ass, and the envy he felt as he saw your girlfriends’ hands roaming your sides. He swallowed thickly forcing himself to look away, but the image of your hips moving slowly didn’t fade from his mind.
He tried to not pay you any attention, but you spent the next 30 minutes dancing, and grinding dangerously close to show your ass and you cleavage as the dress moved with your body.
He decided to go into the bathroom to calm down his mind and the hard on inside his pants. He threw cold water in his face that was red from the alcohol and the show you were giving outside. He refused to do anything about his boner other than mentally calm down. He is a high performance athlete, he could and would have the self control to command his body. He didn’t even want to touch himself because he didn’t want to cross that line.
He spent almost an hour inside the bathroom, pacing around and calming down.
As he came back to the party, he frowned, noticing that almost everyone had left, and those who were still there were getting ready to leave. Max decided that was the right course of action.
He spotted you and Lewis sitting down, Lewis sitting on an armchair and you sitting on the arm by his side.
“Hey, guys, thanks for the invite, I had a great time” Max waved.
“Do you want to accompany us for a nightcap?” Lewis suggested. Max looked between you two, confused.
“I wouldn’t want to impose,” Max said slowly, not sure if you were only being polite, or if you really wanted him to join.
“Come on, Lewis stock the good stuff in the second office,” You winked at him, which made him laugh a little, in disbelief.
He watched as you got up, strolling happily upstairs. Max wasn’t sure if you were tipsy or sober enough, because you were always this chirpy and extroverted. Lewis followed behind you, and Max trailed right after, following to the second floor.
The second office, as you had called, looked like it had came right out of a 1920’s movie with leather couch and armchairs, and a wall full of different types of alcoholic beverages.
Max sat in an armchair close to the warm lights, and Lewis sat right in front of him, strangely close, with only a small centre table between them. Max’s eyes followed you as you went to the bar area.
“Max, how do you take your bourbon?” You asked softly, aligning three glasses.
“On the rocks, please” Max muttered, still unsure about everything. Something seemed off.
“You’re one of us, right baby?” You commented with a little giggle. As Max watched you prepare the drinks, he understood what you meant, all the three glasses were bourbon with ice.
Lewis started a small talk with Max, talking about how you two were considering buying a place in Netherlands because you adored Amsterdam.
As you came back, balancing the drinks with both hands, Max helped you grabbing one and giving other to Lewis. Max swallowed as you bent over to hand him his glass, and his eyes snapped to the way your dress lowered and he caught a glimpse of your breasts. His cheeks were red and warm as you sat down on Lewis’ lap.
“Cheers!” You said sweetly as you raised your glass for him in a toast, Lewis following your lead raising his too, from behind you.
The three of you kept talking about the plans to buy a new place, and the neighborhoods you’re contemplating moving to. Suddenly, you stopped talking.
“Max, can you be a dear and help me take off my heels?” You raised one of your legs in his direction, dangerously close to raising the hem of your dress. He stared at the red bottom of your heels, the strings around your ankle in a simple knot.
Max licked his lips, unsure as he looked over to Lewis, who just nodded, as if giving permission. The Dutch just leaned forward and held your ankle firmly with one hand and pulled the knot with the other. He tried not to think about being so physically close to you, how soft your skin felt against his hand, or the way you curled your toes as soon as the shoe was off. He lowered your foot trying not to linger his touch on your skin, and waited with bated breath as you raised the other one. He quickly undid the other, and he sighed as you finally let go.
He felt like it was some sort of test, as he checked Lewis to see a small smirk tugging his lips.
“Thank you, Max.” You said, politely.
“Do you think she’s pretty?” Lewis asked all of a sudden.
“No, I- I mean- Yes, but-” Max failed miserably, choking on his own words, but both you and Lewis waited calmly for his response. Finally, Max exhaled, looking deep into your eyes, “You’re beautiful, Y/N.”
He watched as you smiled, your cheeks blushing a bit and some kind of sick pride swelled in his chest.
“What do you say, baby?” Lewis tapped softly the side of your hip.
“Thank you, Max,” you whispered.
“We have noticed you,” Lewis started, looking Max in the eyes from above your shoulders, “how you ogle my baby every time you set your eyes on her,” Max felt his chest thudding on his ears, eyes wide, he barely breathe as Lewis’ hand settled on your neck, rising until it cradled your jaw firmly, “but luckily for you, we’re putting on a show tonight. Right, baby? You can stay and watch, Max, or you can leave right now and we’ll never talk about it again,” Lewis offered and waited for Max to get up and leave, but instead, Max just flexed his fingers, eyes on you.
Max’s breath caught on his throat, and he couldn’t believe his eyes as Lewis let go of yours, settling back on the armchair.
“Go on, baby. Make yourself comfortable.” Lewis commanded you, seemingly unbothered as he went back to nursing his drink. But you didn’t move from your place, just staring at Max, as Lewis finished his drink, he set down the glass, pulling your hair on the back of your head, “you’re not getting shy right now, are you pretty baby?” Lewis said and nipped at your neck, eliciting a moan from you as Max watched, mesmerized, his own hands firmly against his thighs.
Max’s eyes were wide as he watched Lewis hands finding your shoulders and pulling down the strings of your dress, making the loose fabric pool down around your waist, and your breasts proudly poking up beautifully. Max had to stifle a moan, his blood going straight to his cock at the sight of you half naked on Lewis’ lap. His eyes went from your nipples to your eyes that looked so turned on, pupils dilated and pretty mouth hanging slightly open, he then looked to Lewis, who looked up from ravaging your neck with a smirk.
“Go on, honey,” Lewis said to you but kept his eyes on Max’s.
Max only stared as you put both feet on the center table, flexing your knees and opening your legs to give him a full view of between your legs. He groaned as you showed him you were wearing no panties under that tiny dress. Lewis helped you take the dress fully off, throwing the shimmery fabric on the floor.
“I can bet she’s glistening right now, isn’t she, Max?” Lewis said, grabbing a hold on both your thighs and opening your legs even more for Max to see your pussy, “isn’t she?” Lewis asked again, his tone showing some dominance.
“She’s dripping wet,” Max answered slowly nodded, eyes focusing between your legs, which made you even hornier as they talked so casually about it. Your pussy was clenching and dripping so much you were sure you’re going to ruin the couch between Lewis’ legs soon, “you look so pretty, Y/N” Max added, reverently.
“Keep going, pretty baby, touch yourself so Max can see how pretty you look when you come.”
You obeyed, reaching your middle finger between your legs, finding a small relief running it up and down your slit, moaning softly which made Max palm himself on his jeans. You also could feel Lewis raging hard by your ass, and you wiggled your hips a little to give him some relief too.
“Put a finger in your pretty pussy,” Lewis said, and you went along, putting your middle finger into your pussy, moaning loud at the delicious contact, even though your fingers were nothing compared to Lewis’, “make yourself feel good.”
Max only watched, hypnotized by the way you were pulling your finger in and out, moaning and head lolling back, your tits bouncing with every roll of your hips. Lewis hands caressed your sides and went up until he pinched your nipples and you cried out, your moans louder by the second. The only thing Max could do was press his own erection through the fabric, the up and down of his hand, matching your own movements. He was getting closer to shamelessly finishing on his pants, and he could assume by the way your moans were getting louder that you too were close to finishing. He followed your rhythm, attentively.
“Stop” Lewis commanded and you immediately stopped, whining from being so close to release.
Lewis hummed softly as he noticed how Max also responded to his command, stopping his hand too, fingers flexing against his thigh. Lewis wasn’t sure about anything when the two of you talked about inviting Max to watch. But now seeing how quickly he was to follow an order, how his cheeks flushed and how his mouth was open, Lewis realized he got a great deal in all of this. He never knew Max could quickly fall into a sub preference.
“Max, open your trousers, pull your cock out” Lewis kept his voice firm, no space for questioning.
Max did what he said, unzipping his jeans, lowering just enough to spring his cock free.
“Now you two can start again, slowly” Lewis said, and he watched as Max licked a wet stripe in his own hand, finally closing his fist around his cock and starting slow, immediately moaning. You also started touching yourself again, enthralled by watching Max do the same. He was still following your lead, setting the pace the same as you. Lewis watched, feeling a little bit of relief in your ass grinding against his clothed cock. You were so close again, this time both you and Max moaning out loud, quickening the movements, you pressing the heel of your hand against your clit and Max pressing his cock head firmly. You could feel the tightening in your core, close to-
“Stop.”
You two stopped, you whining at being denied again, and Max put his shaky hand on the arm of the armchair. Max had never had no one bossing him, much less in edging, but relinquishing control was very freeing, in a way.
“You will warm my cock in your ass as you touch yourself, ok?” Lewis said, calmly instructing you. You only nodded. “Use your words.”
“Yes, Lewis.”
“Now get up, give me a kiss and show Max your pretty plug,” Lewis helped you up, because your legs were a bit shaken.
You turned around, bent over to kiss Lewis on the lips, and the position allowed Max to see your beautiful plug decorated with a pink gemstone. Lewis sucked your tongue, and you moaned against him. You wanted more, but his hands made you turn back around. Max watched fascinated as Lewis lowered his pants and freed his cock, pumping twice before spitting on himself, then pulling the anal plug out slowly, and you only moaned as he aligned his cock in your ass and started pushing softly.
You settled back on his lap, groaning at the feeling of his girth inside you, your eyes rolling in pleasure.
“Oh, Lewis! This is so good, love” You moaned, voice failing.
“You two can start again.”
You let Lewis hold your legs open, and placed your hand on your pussy again, inserting two fingers at once, needing release. Max also grabbed his cock, hand pressed against his leaking head, the view of Lewis’ cock disappearing between your legs was doing something to him.
The build up was quick for both you and Max, all the moaning mixing together, and Lewis joining you now that your ass was gripping his cock.
“Lewis, I’m going to-” you tried, moaning as you pumped your fingers in and out.
“Nuh-uh, hold it,” Lewis said, holding the sides of your hips with both hands, managing your movements as you were impaled on his cock. You kept moving, rubbing your wet fingers circularly your clit. Your eyes found Max’s, face fully red, sweat dampening his hairline. “I said, stop.”
Max was the one to whine as he let go of his cock, hips bucking searching for release. You also stopped, feeling the overwhelming need for release as your eyes teared up. Even if it was hard to endure, you loved the reward after edging sessions. Sometimes Lewis even edged you for hours, and in those occasions you came so hard you almost passed out.
“Please, please let us come,” you begged, not caring about how pathetic you sounded.
Max was only following you and Lewis, going with whatever was the flow, needy for release as much as you, but not as prone to begging as you, so he just stayed there panting as desperate.
“Sure thing, baby. Keep going now.” Lewis snapped his hips up, making you choke to the feel of him filling you up.
You nodded to Max, and the both of you started masturbating again, now more synced than ever. Lewis kept fucking into you, and the sensation only added to your own orgasm quickly building up again.
“Lewis,” Max moaned, “can we just-”
“Yes,” Lewis said with a breathy groan, with how your ass gripped his cock he knew he wasn’t lasting long either. “Max, Y/N, you can come now.”
Lewis had barely finished the sentence when you pressed your clit harder and started shaking, and he held you in place as the blinding pleasure overtook you, his cock twitching inside you as he also came with your body pulsating on him. Max groaned loud as he saw you shake, eyes rolling back and toes curling as you practically sobbed through the orgasm. Thick ropes of cum spilled down his hand and his lower abdomen, hips stuttering. He watched as you squirted, hand still on your pussy making a mess as you gushed, dripping on the floor and on the couch.
It was the filthiest view Max had ever witnessed, your tits bouncing as you came shaking, Lewis’ cock still inside you, spilling his cum down his length. Max fell back on the armchair, trying desperately to catch his breath. For a few minutes, the three desperate breaths calming down were the only sounds heard.
Then, Max watched as Lewis carefully removed you from him, putting you on the sofa, you were still all soft from coming so hard. Lewis opened a small fridge and picked two bottles of water, opening them before giving one to you, and the other to Max.
“Drink it up, Max” Lewis said and Max stared dumbly at him, but he just drank it, the cold water refreshing the heat. He watched as Lewis held the bottle against your lips, and you gulped down more than half of the water at once.
You were still fully naked but you didn’t seem really bothered by it. Lewis got up again, and this time, he went through a small door that Max hadn’t noticed before. Max tucked himself in his pants again, and he stayed silent as Lewis came back, he had a damp towel and he cleaned you between your legs.
“I’m sorry, baby” Lewis said as you hissed when he pressed the towel against your still sensitive pussy.
Over the table, Lewis handed Max the towel.
“To clean up the mess,” Lewis explained, looking pointedly at Max's hand and shirt still a little smeared with his cum.
“Thank you,” Max said, using the towel. As he cleaned, he watched as Lewis helped you put on a fluffy robe.
“Max, it’s really late so we suggest you take one of the guest rooms,” Lewis said gently as he helped you get up.
Max was still confused and also spent, but he just nodded. The party had ended long before and he really believed that the three of you should talk about it. But he could see you and Lewis were too tired for a conversation.
Lewis and you led him to the guest room that was the closest to yours, just in case.
“Just sleep, and we can talk about it in the morning, ok?” You said, smiling kindly.
“Yes, of course.”
Note: should I do part 2?
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Hey, I don't know why, exactly, but I just wanted to put out in the world that I found coconut flour at my local dollar tree. Probably good news for someone? Idk
Oh hey that is good to know. Gluten free flour is so expensive it’s good to know that might be a viable option for someone.
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