#hey guys! it's christmas time

[bulldog-butch]

i’ll be honest i think we put way too much emphasis on ragging on people for who they’re not attracted to or don’t wanna have sex with than just making sure people are treating people they’re not attracted too with the same level of decency and respect that they give to people they are into. like i think it’s very important to deconstruct why you might not be attracted to fat people, or masculine lesbians, or trans people, or people of races that are not your own, but at the end of the day our brains are weird as hell and we ultimately have very little control over who we end up attracted to. but what you do have control over is how you interact with and treat people that you’re not interested in. this is not even to mention that being attracted to a certain feature doesn’t even necessarily mean that you’re treating those people with respect!!!!

i can only speak to my own identities, but at the end of the day i don’t care if you’re not attracted to me because i’m fat or because i’m trans or because i’m masculine. what i do absolutely care about is that you recognize that just because i’m not your cup of tea, doesn’t mean those qualities are inherently unattractive and doesn’t make me any less deserving of respect and kindness

[penguin-scribbles]

“TICK-FUCKING-TOCK!!!”

[ralseinumberonebiggestsupporter]

what month is it again? i think i'm starting to forget

BONUS: you get to see her eyes

[yohankang]

i really thought i would come back here by december but there's no chance ☹️

[inkyquince]

Have those big ole thoughts about training Kylar properly. Maybe you don't wanna loose your virginity to him, or maybe you just enjoy preparing him properly for your first time together.

content warning. this was written for my VTM oc and realised that I can't just release that dumbass to the blog first, so instead it was changed to Kylar uwu. Kylar being nasty, frotting, sex toys, intercrural sex kinda, training mentions, lots of drooling and lube and fluids.

You didn't even mean to train him at first. It was all Kylar's fault. You two couldn't even kiss without his breath hitching and his cock hardening in his stained sweatpants. Jutting against you as his whined, hungrily mouthing at your bottom lip. Hell, you used to just let him hump himself to completion, but Kylar's eyes would prick with tears, both as how sore his cock would get but also being oh so close to you, your crotch being so warm against him beyond unbearable. Blow jobs were out too, since he had the same amount of self control as a glutton.

So, instead, one trip to Sirris' Sex Shop later, you have the solution to your problems. For him to cum and for you to train him before ever having to sleep with him.

Kylar likes to watch you prep the fleshlight. Parting the silicon to spit into the toy before pouring lube in, the clear liquid rising inside rapidly. Meanwhile, he watches, mouth agape just a bit. His cock juts against the fabric of his trousers, opaque liquid already seeping through the garment.

You kick off your trousers so they don't get stained and slip the toy between your thighs, tucked against your own crotch. Kylar used to whine at you to go without underwear when you two did this, but that discussion was long since dead now. Instead, he just tries to imagine it's all you, the tight, snug fit, the dripping mess over his dick. All. You.

He clambers on top of you, tugging his sweatpants down, tucking the band under his balls. His flushed dick stands to attention, dribbling just a bit as he nudges the head against the "lips" of the fleshlight. He's already sweating as he gazes at you, pupils blown wide, for your go ahead to sink into "your" hole. The little smile you give is more than enough and he gracelessly sinks down, lube pushing out as he pushes in, sticking to his thick pubic hair and balls.

Mouth agape, Kylar just gazes at you, dumb little expression as his cock throbbed uselessly inside the toy. God, he wants it to be you so badly. This is the least embarrassing way he's tried to simulate his cock in your warm hole. Tried the fuck a warmed up grapefruit once, before feeding it to you. Fucked a hole into his soap bar. Used to hump his pillow every night, ripped a shabby hole right into it. But somehow this was far more embarrassing. You, watching him, use a toy and obviously pretend its you, all the while you two are chest to chest, stomach to stomach, legs intertwined.

Kylar never had much composure to begin with, but any shreds of it are long gone by the first sloppy thrust. Drool gathering on his tongue, too entranced in the tight fit to even function properly, unable to swallow it down, so it just slips from his lips. The wet squelching of his cock bucking down into the toy, lube flowing out, was not helping, Kylar's lewd imagination kicking into overdrive. Reminds him of the hentai's he would put at full volume with his headphones, settle back and close his eyes and jerk his cock as he imagined you making those lewd noises, both your moans as well as your dripping hole taking his cock.

Yet the toy was just not enough. He came like a virgin whenever you used it on him, but his brain whispered that it would never be enough. Left every orgasm a bit less fulfilling each time. His cock ached as he continued to hump away, curling his body a bit to properly rut into it, almost like a clock wound too tight. His hot huffs of breath fanned over your face, sweat dripping down his face, into his hair and shining in the dim light.

"Please. Please, I want to... I wanna... Please?"

You just laughed softly and gently raised your thighs enough to mimic the feeling of the fleshlight fucking back into him. That was all he needed. Kylar whined and threw his head back, entire body jerking roughly as he came. Cum dribbled over the lips of the toy, seeping over the edges and staining your bare thighs, as well as his own.

Just babbles out his stream of consciousness, saying your hole is so good, that he loves you, that this was always meant to be, that he wants to fill you up up up until you are still dripping his cum days later.

You just stroke his head as he struggles to tug himself out of the toy, knowing that by the time you finally let him fuck you, he'll ruin you properly.

[deus-ex-mona]

farewell, my idiot son…

[cookiecaker]

christmas gift i made for my good buddy @unnabeam :-)

[orchideae]

Okay but also, when I aim to return more actively; is it too early to slowly touch on Christmas threads, even if Genshin hasn't exactly indulged us with it? Liyue not celebrating Christmas (or something akin to it) makes perfect sense, of course, but with the concept of Fontaine being so incredibly European-inspired (alongside Mondstadt), it'd make sense to have something slightly akin to it? With my verse placing Yelan in there more commonly, I just think it'd be neat to introduce her to Fontainian Christmas-y traditions.

[frostytherobot]

can somebody tell me why every time i have a dream about mike something really fucking bad happens in the dream also

[milo-is-rambling]

Who was gonna tell me that reading is fun sometimes

[ilovefinncole]

Finn Friday

Finn Friday #48

Date: 9th December 2022

Picture:

Note: Happy Finn Friday here is a picture of Finn with Joe and friends last December! Firstly I’d like to start off and apologise that today is not Friday and I am posting this! I totally forget to do this on Friday so that’s why I have just posted this! I love the pics of Finn and Joe we need more of them really! I hope that everyone has a lovely day! It’s been snowing where I live today hopefully they’ll be more snow on the way!! ❄️☃️💗

Tag-List: @mrs-gray @jera-stargazer

[spade-club]

Reminding myself that I did all of my goals I had for this year. Even if some of them turned out to be mistakes, I've come a long way in the past half a year especially, and even if I am currently struggling with the weight of it all right now, these achievements are nothing to ignore or take value away from.

[ayakashibackstreet]

You are not immune to nosey aunties trying to dictate how you live your life and commenting on your life choices...........

[imeminemp3]

i wanna listen to so much music rn do u ever feel just like CRAYZEE i wanna keep listening to buffalo springfield i wanna listen to i me mine on repeat i want to listen to pretty. odd. again i wanna listen to MONKEES but i have. to sleep.

[megumiluvv]

Toji’s furious. If he were a cartoon, steam would be blowing from his ears. Why, you ask? Megumi threw up all over his work shirt. And, to add to the issue, you’re not here. His other work shirts are still being washed, work is in twenty minutes, and he has to leave in five.

The baby stares at his father and coos. Toji looks at Megumi and huffs in frustration.

“You could’ve puked after I left, you know… Maybe on your mother, no?”

Megumi just stares at the man, reaching for his nose.

“Hey! Brat…” Toji mumbles as you walk into the room.

“Hey, what- oh my god.” You laugh and grab a towel, wiping his shirt off.

“Damn kid puked all over my shirt, Shiu’s gonna be mad.”

“Shiu’s going to have to deal with it, the other shirts aren’t clean yet.”

Toji groans as you take Megumi and coo to the baby. “Can’t believe my luck…”

“You’re so pouty. You’re gonna be late.”

“Well, I can’t wear this.”

“You wanna wear one of my shirts?”

“Hah! And make Shiu laugh more?”

You giggle and roll your eyes, grabbing a hoodie.

“Woman, it is 100 degrees outside, you want me to wear a hoodie?”

“God, you’re so picky for a man who doesn’t have the time to.”

You grab an old shirt of his.

“…Fine.”

“Finally.” You huff and toss it to him, kissing him quickly. “You’re gonna be late, go.”

“Yeah, yeah, make sure the brat’s diaper is changed.” He says while changing and walking out the door.

“I know how to take care of our kid, Toji!” You call out and roll your eyes, looking down to your son. “Some guy, huh?”

Megumi coos and tugs on your hair, which you just giggle at.

“Good job, gumi bear. Throw up on him again and you’ll have the best Christmas gifts.”

Masterlist

[vvelegrin]

so i'm not a big holiday person and generally don't mind spending time with family during them but man i just had the thought. one day i'll be able to spend christmas with people i want to spend it with. incredible.