#hey guess whaaaaat~!

[bleekay]

i started this waaaaay back when i first binged miraculous ladybug. couldn't get over the dynamic of superhero duo who don't know each other's secret identities but do also know each other in their normal lives, and they're in love but they aren't but they are they just don't know it.

you know, i originally was spending so much time trying to think of sokka's alter ego, and i put grey wolf in as a filler but then i realized how Sokka it was. like this other dude in a costume introduces himself like "hey, I'm the Blue Spirit" and sokka who hasn't had time to process yet that he's a superhero and is indeed the worst at naming things, goes, "oh, Blue Spirit? Hi. I'm..... Grey.... Wolf." and then zuko would be like "You just used my name as a template! You just changed the color and the creature!!!" and sokka's like "Whaaaaat! Nooooo. No. I actually had this idea before you even said anything, which means actually you are the one copying me!" and zuko demands he change his name, think of something better, but the news is there so it's already circulating and people are saying what a nice pair they make

[id: digital fanart of Sokka and Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender, split into two sections. The top section is a 4-panel comic, from an interview-style perspective asking questions individually of Sokka and Zuko, both wearing modern clothes. Panel 1 asks Sokka, “What do you think about Zuko?” He shrugs and looks away thoughtfully, answering, “Zuko? Hm. I don’t know him too well. I guess he’s pretty cool.” Panel 2 asks Zuko, “What do you think about Sokka?” He scratches at the back of his neck and looks away, blushing with a sheepish grin, and answers, ”Ah… He’s… he’s nice.” A little heart indicates his true feelings. Panel 3 asks Sokka, “What about the Blue Spirit?” Sokka clasps his face between his hands, eyes shiny and half-lidded, cheeks red, a squiggly smile on his face and hearts all around, and answers, “… LOML.” Panel 4 asks Zuko, “What about Grey Wolf?” Zuko’s face is stern, his hand balled in a fist, and he answers, “Annoying.” There’s two small captions on the bottom that read (he’s kidding) (… maybe). The bottom section is a depiction of Sokka and Zuko together as their alter egos, Grey Wolf and the Blue Spirit respectively. Grey Wolf has a wolf mask that covers the top half of his face, a skintight blue, grey, and white suit, with leather straps to hold weapons and white fur on his shoulders and wrists, as well as a fluffy tail. The Blue Spirit is in the canon mask, plus a skintight blue and black suit, with a sword strapped to his back. Grey Wolf has one arm around Blue Spirit’s back grabbing his shoulder, and his other hand is gently poking at the Blue Spirit’s cheek. Grey Wolf is grinning and has a little heart indicating he’s enjoying this. The Blue Spirit is standing with his arms crossed and a scribble indicating he’s annoyed. The background is a vague cityscape at sunset. end id]

[anti-terf-posts]

star trek.

also HEY HEY HEY GUESS WHAT. CAME OUT TO MY FUCKING MUM. WOOHOO

WHAAAAAT THAT'S AWESOME !!!!! CONGRATS I HOPE IT WENT WELL !!!!!!!

[romsabombs]

GUYS the new malevolent is insane so i just thought i'd drop my notes in here✍️ ENJOY it's a lot

freaky ahh cavern

😦😦😦

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

the man is bathed in darkness👹 john thats racist

mf literally been crucified this is so arthurs religious trauma

that is not what bones sound like i think

shes so me awful posture

me at 4am in the kitchen looking for a snack

WAIT oh yuck :/

HAHA THEY'RE IN HIS NOSTRILS

PRINCE MENTIONED

car accident thats so season 1

this is kind of like a hat in time maybe

omgg a witch :3

arthur survives the wildest shit but i think a mcdonalds sprite would kill him

AAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!😨😨 YUCK YUCK EW EW RAAAHHH

WHAAAAAT

cant we only do allat to corpses

omg spit it out john

YEAAHHHH HES DEAD

🤭🤭🤭YIPPEE I KNEW IT

omggg thats so janey :33

hes bein puppeted by the maggots thats crazy

STOP TELLING HIM TO KILL THINGS HAHA

omgg kaynes dagger <33

how can this mf be helpful

this is so tmp a bit

rotten flesh mentioned minecraft ref

HAHA WHAAT THATS SO GROSS

the maggots be like i have your fucking eyes👹👹👹👹

OMG WHAT THE HELL zombie arc

claustrophobia again

imagine harlan recording this

omg that's so sexy 🔥🔥 decapitated his ass

HAHA WE'RE ONLY 11 MINUTES IN??

LMAO john stop saying things

YES JOHN it WOULD have been helpful to know this guy didnt have any eyes

"this isnt new york anymore" thank god amiright

his head between our legs🤨

its so funny how he calls it a pinky. didnt someone on tumblr say john wouldnt know finger names

im surprised arthur still has a shirt

the flesh feels stiff😟

this guy is still alive😦 or. dead. i guess

arthur is like weirdly normal about this guy being a zombie. i know hes seen shit (no he hasnt) but come on

faroes song ☹️

YEAHH PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTHH💪

oh what😐 the prince🙄

what did he sayy

oh gross come on guys😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 at this point just put it in your own mouth

"id like to think this is the most insane thing we've ever done" 💀

teehee they dont wanna seperate :3

YEAH! AND FAROE

"everyone we've ever loved" weak. also john doesnt care about anyone but you

"we cant afford to not use every resource anymore" HAHA this is so funny because didnt you throw away everything youve ever owned last episode

yippee welcome back vanguard :3

nothing😟 WAIT YIPPEE :3

WELCOME BACK VANGUARD‼️☝️

omg names mentioned

wait. yorick? llorick? thats the thing arthur said

its not lorick that was the guy from the dreamlands

WOAH WAIT WOAH HUH

hey what the fuck did that mean😀

omg what. rumpelstiltskin

HAHA hes so loser

OMG wait they said stanzyck right

ofcourse anna is dead bruh we were never gonna meet her

arthur and john both being "kings"😟

this tooth is so silly🥰

everyones walking over arthur today💀

they're so miscommunication <3

hey😀 hey whats that sound

DONT SAY IT ugh the prince

"ahh yes :3"

OH😨😨😨😨 A WHAT

SHUT UP🗣️👹 HAHA THATS SO SILLY

this guy is so kayne. and a bit autistic

wait r we just carrying around this skull

bro arthur sounds so tired

ooo this would go hard as a cosplay

i cant believe he has a belt

EUGH YUCK😦

ooo the black stone perchance?

ok i guess not

omg god forbid a girl has hobbies🙄

"im not saying its not risky. what im saying is, it might be worth the risk" that line goes hard

arthur agreeing to this is like a dad saying "okay fine we'll go to mcdonalds🙄"

no reward without risk✊💥

"we're in the lion's den already" "it is a hag's womb👹" HEHEHE

HAHA SILLIES HEHEHEEHE🤭🥰

oooohh johnn 😶‍🌫️

OH 😦 ohhh 😀 u have his memories

clever girl

"thanks yorick😐" "you too my king🤗" "shut up🙄👹"

yorick is so me absolutely no sense of social cues

ofcourse we'd encounter a witch here it was so obvious

"try to keep straight" pff

did john say im serving

hey yeah maybe dont go towards the light😀

LMAO LOOK AROUND? foul

when is the jumpscare happening

i have no idea what he's saying

"too much to make out" MAKE OUT?🤭

LMAO he doesnt know

pregnant meat☹️⁉️

hey i thought asking the vanguard questions would have a price🤨😀

imagine if he just crushed that zombies skull like its a good thing we just decapitated him

hes literally describing my room

you're my eyes☹️

they're acting as if the lighter would give us much light

omgg shes a little interior decorator

tapestry lore!!💪

five minutes left whats gonna happen

wuh ohhh somethings gonna happen

THE STAIRS ARE GONE!!!😬

ur literally in her home leave her alone

his ass is panicking

this is so part 18 the madness

we're trapped :( :(

"ingenious decision king🤓" "SHUT UP👹"

SPRINT!!!!!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃

OH???? 😦😦😦😦 WHAT

IMPALED???M???MNFJREJSJ HUHH

--

omggg he got marcy'd

i saw fanart of this but i lowkey couldnt tell if it was a spoiler or not💀

hot take but if he got bitten by that zombie he could prolly survive this

HUHHH bro this is like part 27 the roots. he was less dramatic about it this time tho

bro yorick finally shut up💀

sooo where did he get impaled. like if in the heart hes cooked😬

[wdxghosty]

Careful Consideration

2018Raph x Spike fic

On a mission the turtle boys were in a back room about to bust some crooks when they realized they were surrounded by caged animals.

Mikey’s was the first to point it out, “Hey guys, they’re animals everywhere” he excitedly exclaimed, “And a bunch of them are colorful, or big, or pretty”

“Or illegal.” Donnie said, “Mikey I don’t know if you notice, but most of not all of these animals aren’t from the US, let alone New York.” He pointed out, while wandering around the room, “And considering our circumstances, I’d say they’re being smuggled. There’s a lot of things rich people will do to show off, including displacing animals for the sake of aesthetics.”

The mood instantly shifted Mikey went from excited to disappointed. “I guess you’re right Donnie, last time I checked having a pet jaguar isn’t legal. N-“

“Guys!” Raph interrupts Mikey in a somewhat irritated tone, “We are on a mission FOCUS… have you guys seen Leo?”

“He’s in the vents” Both Donnie and Raph look at Mikey in confusion

“He’s in the-“ they hear the sound of something falling followed by screaming,

“GET HIM!”

Without missing a beat, they burst into the room full of foot goons, and Leo popping in and out of portals in effort to escape.

“Hey guys! You finally decided to stop waiting around.” He said while tumbling around.

“Leo what happened to discretion, what happened to being sneaky, what happened to the element of surprise!” He angrily shouts at his younger brother, while bashing and throwing goons.

“Hey hey, as leader I decided that I should scope out the area see what they’re doing, so I went in the vents right?”

“Why didn’t you just portal around!?” Donnie questioned

“Because I don’t wanna rely so much on my amazing mystical powers OKAY! But anyways while being an amazing ninja I fell through the roof, teehee.”

“Why didn’t you just stick to the plan!!!” Raph screams at the top of his lungs growing more and more irritated

“Hey buddy what happened happened, now let’s just beat some goons, get some pizza then go home” he tries to calm his brother down and it worked for now but it would ultimately end up futile.

After the fight they went back into the back room with all the animals inside, Mikey wandered around looking at all of them, while doing wonders on what to do with them.

“Well I guess we could just-“

“Guys!” Mikey brings as much attention to himself as possible while carrying a cage and running up to his brothers.

“Michael what the hell are you holding!?” Donnie shouted as he started to back up not know what his brother was brings up to them.

“Guys look it’s a mini Raph!” Inside the cage was a big Alligator snapping turtle, and Mikey looked at it with such awe and admiration. “Can I keep it?” He looks at Raph with a huge smile on his face

Raph, Leo, and Donnie all look at each other then start laughing

“Mikey no offense but even dad got you robot pets for your birthdays you stopped playing with them after a couple hours” Leo tried to hold in his laugh while saying that but it was far too hard for him

“Yeah, Mike love you, truly. But any animal would die in your care. Let’s not sentence the innocent turtle to death.”

Mikey annoyed by Leo alone Donnie’s disbelief in his capabilities he turns to Raph hoping for him to say yes

“Well… I don’t know Mikey, a pet is allot of a responsibility.” Mikey looked at him with the biggest puppy dog eyes he can muster, “but I trust you… you can keep it.”

“WHAAAAAT” the disaster twins screamed I unison.

“Omigosh Omigosh Omigosh!!! Thanks Raph, I’ll love him forever!”

The next week

Mikey was sitting in the projector room watching a movie and Raph walks in with the turtle in hand,

“Mikey!”

He turns to him, with a happy face, “Oh hey Raph! I found this really cool show an-“

“When was the last time you fed him!”

Mikey looks at Raph with the upmost confusion, “Who is the him in question???”

“The turtle! The one you begged me to keep!”

“Well I wouldn’t say i begged, I just asked a lot… oh yeah! Raph#2, hey little buddy” he waves to the turtle, but Raph pulls it away.

“I trusted you to take care of him, but it doesn’t even look like you’ve taken him out of his cage”

“Well I just forgot, I’m gonna play with him.”

“No, it’s obvious that you’re not ready for a pet. We should get rid of him.”

“Nooo! Raph he’s my turtle!” Mikey protests Ralph’s thought, “I can take care of him!” He pulls out his puppy dog eyes once more trying to get something out of his brother,

“… we don’t have to get rid of him, but we can’t leave him in your care either. He’ll be in my room, you can play with him whenever you feel like.” Raph lets Mikey win, and he walks away dejectedly and with the feeling he’s gonna regret it.

“Thanks Raph! Mwa!”

“Don’t! If I don’t see you trying to form a friendship with this turtle we’re getting rid of him.”

“I will! Don’t worry!”

The next week

Raph talking to himself in his room about Mikey and his new pet. “It’s been a whole week since Mikey convinced me to keep the turtle, and he hasn’t seen it since. He’ll he didn’t even give it a name, he calls it Raph number 2.” He turns to the turtle cage,

“but I kinda feel bad for the little guy, he was taken away from his home, point in a cage, then transporting him must have been long, and now he’s here and he’s probably so scared.”

He walks over to his cage and opens it up, and picks up the turtle. Looking at it a little closer he has really big eyes, and a murky green color.

“Well aren’t you a cutie?” Raph runs his hand along his shell and pricks his finger, “Hey!” The turtle locks eyes with Raph, staring into his soul. “Well it isn’t your fault, I touched your spike… That’s what I’m gonna name you, Spike!” He lets out a chuckle, “Little Spike,” he rubs Spikes head and gets a chirp out of the tiny one. “I guess it’s settled, common spike let’s go for a walk.”

And that’s how the beautiful friendship between Raph and Spike began.

[masonmyluv]

Cutest way to say I love you

Pedri Gonzalez x vlogger!reader

Blurb/ One shot

Fluff

"Hello guys and welcome back to my channel! Today we have a very special guest...Pedri!!"

He clapped his hands and waved to the camera.

"Today we are going to do a very interesting challenge" you said. "Oh no" Pedri sighed. "The whisper challenge! So, we'll take turns in wearing headphones and the other person will say a sentence and we have to guess what they said! Easy peasy right?"

"Yeah" Pedri said. "Don't be grumpy" you said, poking his stomach. "Who guesses more words is the winner. Who should start?"

"Ladies first" Pedri grinned.

"What a gentleman" you rolled your eyes, putting the headphones on his head. "Hey!" "Sorry not sorry Pedrito. Now let me see what music to choose... Rosalia. Perfect" you said.

Y/N: I eat a burrito

Pedri: I go in rito? What the heck is that?!

Y/N: I eat a burrito

Pedri: I'm in a mojito???

"Okay okay... you suck at this" you laughed.

"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?"

Y/N: I play for Barcelona

Pedri: you gay at zona??

Y/N: I play for Barcelona

Pedri: I playa for Bazona??

"Close..." you said after he took off the headphones. "0 points for me?" He asked with puppy eyes. "I'm sorry baby. You'll do better at other challenges" you pat his head. "I'm not doing any challenges with you anymore" he mumbled. "I heard that. Not so nice" you pouted, putting the headphones on.

"Let's see how's she's doing" Pedri grinned.

Pedri: I am your boyfriend

Y/N: Aim out boyfriend??

Pedri: I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND

Y/N showed him her middle finger.

"You're so cute" Pedri uttered, brushing your cheek.

"Let's move on" you said. "As you wish princessa".

You didn't know why he seemed nervous about this second try. Did you overstep by wanting to do this challenge with him? Obviously the fans knew about you two, but you never said those three words.

Pedri: I love you

Y/N: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Pedri: I love you

Y/N: HUH???

Pedri: I LOVE YOU

Y/N: WHAAAAAT?????

Pedri: I L-O-V-E Y-O-U

Y/N: I love you? (you take your headphones off shocked)

"I love you too" Pedri smiled sheepishly. "You little bish" you said, punching his arm playfully. He leaned in, capturing your lips with his in a sweet kiss.

"This was all for today guys! Hope you liked it, don't forget to leave a like and subscribe to her YouTube channel. And write in the comments if you want me to do challenges with my girlfriend. See ya" Pedri said the outro while you stood there shocked and red as a tomato.

"That was real? Like it wasn't for the sake of the video?" You asked. "No, baby. I really love you" he said. "Yeah— but— why—" you tried to say. "Why I did it now and not other time? Well, I thought it would be cute" he said blushing. "So romantic" you battled your eyelashes to him. "Now come here and cuddle me! I lost" he said, dragging you in his lap. "Okay sore loser, I'm here" you said, pecking his lips.

Hope you like it 💙💙💙

Any feedback is appreciated 🫶🏻

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Hey guyssss guess whaaaaat :3

It's my cat Tiger's birthday!!! He's turning 18 today!! 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖 Even though he's a few states away with my parents, he's still the most important animal in my life and I love him so so much 🥺💖 Happy Birthday Tiger!!!!!

Btw if anyone would like to leave Tiger a birthday message, I'll screenshot them to send to my parents so they can show him! 💖💖💖

[alterchaos]

AFTER ALL THIS TIME

Years have passed on Earth, though none will ever forget the hero who bettered their lives...

PREVIOUS CHAPTER: GOODBYE, MY FRIENDS

NEXT CHAPTER: DARKEST TERROR: THE MESSAGE

click

The families of Station Square walked into the school, ready to celebrate the next step in the many student’s lives. None though, were as excited as the blonde teen whose hair blew wild and free in the warm spring wind. She smiled with joy, racing up to where her brother stood taking pictures with their friends.

“Eve! There you are!”

Her brother raced over, rubbing her head with his robed arm and causing her ponytail to fall loose.

“Ow! Easy, Chris! I spent a lot of time on this style!” 

“Aww come on, sis! Don’t be like that! You look great every day!”

Eve pouted in response, folding her arms, “Fine. It’s your graduation I’ll have to look bad for.”

“Ours too, don’t forget.” Helen wheeled up to the two of them, folding her arms and raising an eyebrow at the young man before her.

“Alright, alright…I guess I wouldn’t want to ruin my girlfriend’s graduation after all…”

“You guess?” Helen scoffed, “Well aren’t you generous.”

“Nah.” Chris leaned down, giving his girlfriend a small kiss on the cheek while his little sister stuck her tongue out in playful gagging.

Francis raced to her side, watching them with an incredulous stare, “It’s okay. It can be tough being a third wheel all the time.”

Danny appeared on her other side, folding his arms, “You can say that again.”

“Shut up, Danny!”

“Whaaaaat?”

Francis pointed at him comically, “You and your boyfriend are ten times worse than these two!!”

“NUH UH!!!”

“YUH HUH!!!”

Eve giggled at their antics. She couldn’t help but be reminded of Sonic and Knuckles and their petty yet playful arguments like the time at Silver Valley. 

Sonic…

Danny and Francis paused, noticing a few tears forming in the girl’s eyes.

“Hey…thinking about Sonic again?”

Eve nodded her head, wiping away her tears.

“It’s been a long time since he left…hasn’t it…”

“Yeah…five whole years…”

Helen wheeled over to her friend’s side, placing a hand on her shoulder, “He really meant a lot to you. It’s okay to feel sad sometimes.”

Chris placed a hand on her other shoulder, “We all do.”

“I know…but…I promised him I would remember him…” She took a deep breath, smiling with determination, “...with a smile on my face.”

“That’s the spirit!”

“Come on! We have plenty more pictures to take!”

Eve watched as her friends walked forward together. She looked up to the sky, continuing to smile as sorrow tugged on her heartstrings.

“Until the end, right?”

“Eve! Hey, we need you to help take pics!”

“Coming!!”

The girl with the golden hair ran forward to join her friends and family as a few loose petals from the cherry blossom trees blew past.

“Thank you, Sonic the Hedgehog. You will always be my best friend.”

SAGA END

[maguro13-2]

Andy : Hey, Fuuko. Guess what day it is.

Fuuko : Please don't tell that MHA is over.

Andy : Nope. August First is girlfriend friend day.

Fuuko : Oh, thank goodness what a relief.

Andy : Also, it's Anfuu day.

Fuuko : Say WHAAAAAT?

Andy : And I think not. But hey, at least Bunny Girl day in Japan.

Fuuko : What makes you say that?

*Sign : RABBIT SEASON*

Fuuko : What the--? We don't remember that sign over there.

*Gun cocks*

Andy : Oh Fudge.

*Gunshot*

Andy : Ha! You missed! I saved myself!

*Wolf growls*

Fuuko : Do you remember wearing this suits as waitresses?

Andy : No, why?

Fuuko : That's because of this!

*they are surrounded by a pack of wolves*

Andy : Fuuko. You are a good girl, but is also an idiot.

*The wolves charges at the both of them*

Andy : OH NOOOOOO!

*Andy and Fuuko screaming in horror*

*later*

Gena : Guys! What happened, I heard that your day as a pairing is great! But how on earth did you manage to survive the attacks?

Fuuko : I thought being a bunny girl would be more drastic than that. Oh well, back to wearing a bunny costumes.

*Andy Shaking*

Andy : Hey, Fuuko. Is it me...

*starts with an alarming transformation*

Andy : ...or is it hot in here or something!?

*Andy growls like an animal*

Fuuko : Andy...?

Andy as a werewolf : Oh great, now I feel what being a furry is about.

Andy ; Why did I even think of about it?

[icyfox17]

Okay here's the first irondad snipp I ever wrote (there is def some Tommy vibes since that was all I'd written before this BUT they are like the same person anyway so--)

"I think you should really reconsider your choices of joining a gang, and think of maybe joining a bathing club or something. Those exist right?"

The man doesn't even acknowledge Peter's attempt at a joke, instead swinging at him with another punch, that Peter easily dodges. His gun had been taken by Peter awhile ago, and his stamina was quite frankly depressing. He was panting hard, which meant Peter had to breathe in the stench of his breath, on top of the terrible body odor.

"Ugh, scratch that. You do know what a toothbrush is right? More than 80% of dentists reccomend Colgate. Maybe try that brand."

"I'm gonna," the man heaves, hands on his knees as he catches his breath, and okay this is getting a little sad, "rip your tongue out and feed it to my dog, so I can never hear you talk again."

"Yikesss, that's not nice for your dog. What kinda dog wants to eat human tongue?? Feels bad for your dog."

This time the man opts to scream as a response and charges Peter, who is honestly done with this at this point, so instead of dodging, he shoots him with his web and wraps the man up in it like a cocoon. He also takes care to web up his mouth because man, no one deserves to smell that breath.

Peter looks to the sky, and much to his dismay, it is still day. There isn't even the beginnings of orange tinging the sky to signify sunset, and man today is going to be a long day.

He guesses he could go and try to see what Ned is up to, but Peter's pretty sure he's working on a really important project, and he doesn't want to bother him with it.

Peter sighs heavily. "Karen, I don't know what to do."

The ai responds to him rather quite promptly, "You could always head back to the tower. I'm sure Mr. Stark would pause whatever he was doing to see you, if you wanted him to."

And yeah. That's what Peter normally does, when he's having a slow day. Today though, he's trying to avoid it, considering the fact that he shouldn't be patrolling at all, and he's sure that Mr. Stark would be onto him the minute he saw him. Peter isn't sure how he always seems to know. One time he even took a shower before going to see him, and he still knew. It was probably Karen's fault, though he made her swear not to tell him.

"I know Karen. It's just..." He trails off with a sigh, shooting a web and pulling himself up. He starts to swing through the city aimlessly, still unsure of where to go, but wanting to move away from the crime.

"I'm sure Mr. Stark would be happier to see you than not, even if you have done something against his wishes."

Peter cringes. "You didn't have to phrase it like that Karen."

"How else would I phrase it?"

"I dunno, just not that."

There's silence for a bit as Peter fights with himself. On the one hand, he really does want to see Mr. Stark. He hasn't seen him since right after the accident, and he quite frankly misses hanging out with him. On the other hand, he really does not want to hear a lecture about how he shouldn't be patrolling so soon after his injury.

Ring Ring Ring

Incoming Call From: Tony Stark

Uh oh.

Guess he doesn't have a say in the matter anyway.

"Uh, hi Mr. Stark!" answers Peter as cheerfully as he can, trying to find a decent roof to land on.

"Hey Pete, I was wondering if you--" Mr. Stark cuts himself off. "Is that wind I hear?"

"Uh yeah, it's just super windy where I am right now," Peter says, chuckling nervously. "It's honestly crazy how windy it is. There are definitely going to be some fallen trees tomorrow."

Mr. Stark is silent for a moment before, "You wouldn't... happen to be patrolling right now, would you?"

"Whaaaaat? Noooo," Peter winces as he hears a car blast it's horn, "that would be entirely irresponsible of me. I would never."

"You know I can look at your suit's cameras and see what you're seeing right now, right?"

"Obviously, but you're not because you trust me full heartedly and--"

"Peter."

Peter sighs. "Okay, so maybe I went on a five minute patrol. But it's super dead today! I was literally about to head to your place because of how bored I was. You can ask Karen!"

"That doesn't matter Pete. What matters is you just came out of a serious fight with several injuries. You shouldn't be throwing yourself back out there!"

"I know Mr. Stark."

"We agreed on two weeks. Two weeks! You know most people would need a whole month, but Pepper and Happy reminded me about your enhanced healing, and I said fine. Fine! Two weeks. And how long has it been?"

"...A week."

"A week! You know, I was going to call you and ask if you wanted to go to Ben and Jerry's with me, but now--"

"No, Mr. Stark please! I won't go again for the next week, I promise."

"And how good was your promise this time?"

"I double promise. Triple promise! C'mon Mr. Stark, please? I really wanted to see you today."

"Kid, you can still come over," he says, sounding a bit appalled at the idea that Peter couldn't. "You can always come over. You know that by now."

"...but can we get ice-cream?"

Peter tries his best to give puppy eyes, even though he's unsure if Mr. Stark could even see him.

He hears Mr. Stark mumble some vague curses before, "Alright fine. But if you do this again, I swear to God--"

"I won't, I won't!"

"Okay, now get your butt over here."

Peter giggles a bit. "Okay. Bye Mr. Stark!"

"Bye kid."

There's a beep to signal the call ending, and Peter makes sure to swing by his backpack on the way to the tower.

All the while, Karen is strangely quiet but Peter has a sense she's feeling downright smug.

Peter ignores it though, in favour of focusing on his excitement for ice-cream.

[gh0stcav3]

hey do you like dakota cole at all? no particular reason just curious /silly

whaaaaat how would you ever guess that /silly (also sorry this is so late)

[naha-division]

Shuffling could be heard from the other side before knocking came. “Delivery for Kyō Sakuma.” A voice announced. Getting up to open the door, Kyō took the gift from the delivery man and brung it inside. It’s surprisingly long, what could this be?

Curious, he opened the package to find..

A new surfboard with the famous ‘Great Wave’ painting on it! How beautiful!

Unfortunately there is no letter—not even some sort of signature. So, who could this mysterious sender have been…?

Well, it is called Secret Santa for a reason~

“WOAH WHO THE HECK SEND ME THIS?! I MEAN IT’S SO COOL THAT I’M IN LOVE WITH IT BUT WHAAAAAT?!?!”

He was so confused to who or how this person know about his address and send a gift to me from the delivery man. He looked everywhere on the front and back of the surfing board but apparently there’s nothing on it the sender left some clues behind “huh, I guess there’s no sender?”

“Aww this is unfair. I wanna know who that sender was so I can say thanks or atleast give them a big hug for the gift but……”

It’s a bit disappointing on the young man’s face that he would never find out. Like ok sure it’s a supposed to be secret santa but can they send atleast a clue next time so he can take a guess? Oh well he would never know. All he can do now is saying thanks and greeted “merry Christmas” to the person out there whatever they were doing.

“who was at the door, sweetie?” his mind got interrupted by a loud voice coming from his mom at the kitchen who was busy cooking for Christmas dinner later with the two grandma’s

“Hey mom! dad! grandmas! and grandpas! look what I got from secret santa! isn’t it cool? dad do you wanna go surfing with me later?”

He went back inside with a smile look on his face, showing off his family what great gift he got

— thanks for the gift and Merry Christmas! 🎄❤️

[twig-the-toad-licker]

"Hey guys!"

"Guess whaaaaat? It's Ice Cream Day!"

*Sprinkles lets out a high-pitched hyena-like cackle* "ICE CREAAAAAM!"

[azzydoesstuff]

listing all numbers divisible by 17 lesser than 1000 and deciding if they're valid or not

17: any number is divisible by itself. easy pass. 100% ok. ✓

34: i can believe this one. i think the fact that it ends in 4 helps it feel more natural, since 14, the double of 7 (17's last digit) ends in 4 aswell. this one gets a pass ✓

51: no. 51 being divisible by ANYTHING just feels so wrong, let alone by 17. 51 should be a prime number in my opinion. we should make a gofundme for making 51 a prime number. no pass ✖

68: yeah this one's fine. both of it's digits being neighbors with 7 (17's last digit) makes it feel more "okay". pass ✓

85: it's a multiple of 5, which getss it a pass. any number divisible by 5 is just so nice, even if it's also divisible by 17. 85 is a W number in my opinion. easy pass ✓

102: absolutely fucking not. 102 being divisible by 17 is either an affront to god, or a cruel trick which god himself is playing on us all. get the fuck out. ✖

119: tell me 119 is divisible by 17 one more time and i'm going to kill god. ✖

136: this one is in a weird spot. i don't know... like, on the surface it feels ok, but something deep down inside me is telling me that this is wrong. it's like one of my primal instincts is trying to break out because 136 is divisible by 17. my mind tells me yes but my heart tells me fuck no. i dunno, i guess i'll leave this one blank. -

153: you know what? this one gets a pass. i think it's fine. i don't know what it is about it, it just feels right. pass ✓

170: come on. it's just 17 with a 0 after it. how could this NOT be divisible by 17? it's 17 times 10. any amount of 0's after 17 is an automatic pass. easy pass ✓

187: yeah this is an obvious pass. it starts with a 1 and ends in a 7, and the only other number in it is a neighbor to 7. easy pass ✓

204: nice try, but i know it's just two 102's in a trench coat. fuck off asshole ✖

221: mmmmm i don't know. i'll give it a pass but i'm suspicious. ✓

238: yeah that sounds about right. i think this one gets a pass. ✓

255: oh whaaaaat?? 255 is divisible by 17???? bro that's actually so sick. how could i NOT give my main man 255 a pass? ✓

272: that's a nice palindrome. AND it has a 7 in the middle?? yeah you get a pass ✓

289: 119, you cannot just put on some goofy glasses and a big nose and mustache and try again. get the fuck out before i break your knees and gouge your eyes out you disgusting piece of shit. ✖

306: alright at this point we're just stacking 102's on top of eachother and giving them increasingly long trench coats. get out... just get out... ✖

323: hmmmmmmmmmm. i don't know. i like palindromes, but this one feels... off. you don't feel like you're divisible by 17. sorry but i'm gonna have to say no ✖

340: oh hello 34! have you gotten taller recently? come on in ✓

357: sounds about right. ends in a seven, not too outrageous of a number. you get to enter ✓

374: that's gonna be a no from me dawg. leave ✖

391: you're fucking disgusting and i hate you. you fucking heinous abomination. i want you out of my life NOW. ✖

408: how many 102's can you stack???? and where are you even GETTING all of these trench coats??? jesus christ. get out. ✖

425: it's a multiple of 5, but... i feel like i shouldn't. i can't, i can't do it. it's not you, 425. it's me. i'm sorry. you're just not the one. ✖

442: oh get the fuck out. ✖

459: NO. GET OUT. fucking shithead. i fucking hate that guy ✖

476: absolutely preposterous! unacceptable. leave immediately. ✖

493: oh hey, you're actually not that bad- wait a second. you're just 459 in disguise aren't you? i thought i told you to GET THE FUCK OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT ✖

510: oh hello 51. i see you've gotten a bit bigger. still not a prime number? that's a shame- wait, hold it right there. you're looking... awfully nervous, 51. it'd be a shame if someone were to OPEN YOUR JACKET!! AHA! I KNEW IT. NOT THIS TIME 102! NOT THIS FUCKING TIME ✖

527: actually, i think this one works. yeah, you know, the past few numbers have kind of sucked, but this one's just fine. not too preposterous, not too simple either. yeah you're just alright. here's your pass ✓

544: too many even digits. it feels wrong for being divisible by such an odd number. i'm gonna have to say no ✖

561: oh god i'm having deja vu of 136. i'm gonna have to leave this one blank too. sorry 561. -

578: hey you're lookin real good. you look like you'd divide beautifully. go ahead ✓

595: ooh a nice double fiver with a nine in the middle. just feels natural to count this one ✓

612: i'm going to fucking kill you if you keep trying this trick 102 ✖

629: you know what? fuck it. come on in i gucking guess. ✓

646: oh god i think i'm going to puke ✖

663: oh, i don't know. it's alright, i guess... fine... you get a pass... ✓

680: don't worry 68. don't even say a word. you're in the club, my man ✓

697: you get a pass. seems odd enough ✓

714: oh, you've got to be the most beautiful woman i've ever seen in my life. a precious 7 for a first digit... a 14 for the last two... AND you divide into 42? say less. come on in, madame. you're our special VIP today ✓✓✓✓✓

731: who the fuck are you and who let you in. i want you dead. i don't even want you out, i want you DEAD. ✖

748: okay-ish. pass ✓

765: my god... that's just wonderful. after you, ma'am ✓

782: what- what is this. who the hell do you think you are? you're some kind of ARTIST? you think you can just WALTZ in here, with your FILTHY TWO as your last digit? with your... your DISGUSTING 8? you think your 7 as the first digit gives you a free pass? 7 is the LAST digit. get the memo, you fucking numbskull. come back when you're not a fucking piece of shit ✖

799: ***heavy breathing*** ✖✖✖✖✖

816: Eight. Eight of them. You managed to stack EIGHT 102's on top of eachother, and SOMEHOW find a tall-enough trench coat to encompass all of them. i'm- i'm just speechless. i don't know how to react. i just- i don't even know if i should push you away anymore. if i do, you're just gonna come back with nine 102's on top of eachother, in an even taller trench coat. you know what? this is war. i want to see how far you'll go to get into the club. i'm kicking you out again. i WANT to see you come back here, with a TOWER of 102's, in an incomprehesibly massive trench coat. go ahead. i'm CHALLENGING you at this point. let's see how far you're willing to take this, 102. ✖

833: it's 119 in disguise. I SAID I DON'T WANT YOU HERE. GET THE FUCK OUT. ✖

850: 85, you got a bit taller since i last saw you! come on in old friend ✓

867: you're a natural buddy. here's your pass ✓

884: is this some kind of joke? you're 100% even. all of your digits are even. that's fucking gross. i hate you. ✖

901: i am going to scream ✖

918: welp. he did it. the madman did it. nine 102's stacked on top of eachother, in a comically large trench coat. that's almost respectable of you, 102. you know what? we've gone through so much. i kept kicking you out, and you kept coming back... i might even be able to call you... a friend? well... i think you've earned this pass, pal. go ahead, take it. it's yours. ✓

935: oh well that's just wonderful ✓

952: if you don't leave right this instant i am going to kick you into the stratosphere ✖

969: ***HEAVIER BREATHING*** ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖

[jackjackal]

Jack's Master TV Show Rec List Pt 1:

Detective Shows🔍

Hey guys! So I'm gonna start a little rec list of detective (and detective adjacent...i.e. I consider federal agents and cops to be included) shows that I give my highest regards. Basically, I'll be adding one show per day/possibly every other day/possibly every week depending on how it's going lol to a master list of recs part 1 (later I'll be doing lists for fantasy shows, scifi, etc). Note that some shows may cross genres/be included on several lists. Each time I add a show, I'll be giving my 2 cents on what makes it special and list-worthy. So stay tuned! Feel free to reblog with a list-worthy show that fits the category if you'd like! The goal here is to recommend as many awesome shows as possible to keep the characters (and ourselves tbh) alive!!

And so...without further ado...give it up for the very first rec on the list...

Case Closed!

This is a CLASSIC...and if you have not seen it by any chance at all...then I recommend booking it to your nearest device to start on S1. To let you know just how classic it is...I've seen this show referenced in at least three of my favorite Asian dramas...and I am 100% sure there are more!! To give a comparison, Case Closed is popular in Asia like Scooby Doo is in America. Everyone knows this show (or should). And for good reason! Here's a bit about the show for beginners:

It's about a teenage Sherlock Holmes-esk detective who gets poisoned and instead of dying turns into a kid again...while keeping his teenage sleuthy mind intact...whaaaaat??! Ik...that in itself should make you wanna watch haha!

It's an anime...but even non-anime stans will like it. Case and point: me. Not a huge anime fan...but the style to me is beautiful. It's kinda more on the cartoon side of anime...I guess?? Basically it's not too over the top with fan service and sparkly graphics/or gore. That stuff is present...but it's not nearly as intense as other animes. It's tasteful. And more than that, the music and theme songs are so gorgeous that they're tear-inducing. I still blast them in my car on long road trips lol.

All of the characters (side and main) are amazing. From the Junior Detective League (oh and I watch Case Closed dubbed btw...both subbed and dubbed are great for this show...but I grew up with dubbed, so that's the one I prefer) to Rachel and Richard and Harley Hartwell...I could literally list every character here, but I will not. There's too many!! They all have their own complex characters and motivations. Seriously...I'm floored with how deep even the seemingly nobody characters get. It's AMAZING!!

Finally, cause this is getting sooooo lengthy...Case Closed has one of the best romance plot lines I have ever seen. The relationship between Jimmy (Conan) and Rachel is one for the history books...if it's not already in them. I don't read too many of those lol. They're like Romeo and Juliet...but throw out Romeo and Juliet cause they kinda suck honestly...and add a soccer star, teenage super sleuth stuck in a little kid's body and a kick butt karate-wielding teenager who's honestly the most relatable female anime character I've ever seen. They are great and so freaking adorable that just thinking about them makes me wanna hejkjxnxjxklslsl

Anyways, give a round of applause for our first detective show rec...Case Closed!! A 5/5 Star 🌟rating for this one for sure!!

[yoshimickster]

When Masha learns of vee's need to eat magic they go and pull multiple all nighters researching possible sources of magic causing vee to worry about them

Vee: Hey hey, it's everyone's fav...uh

...Masha?

Masha: *YAAAAAAAWN* Hiiiii Vee, guess who got BUCKETS of gnome hair!

Vee: AH...whyyyyyy?

Masha: HAHA, well after learning you need to eat magic to maintain your form and not be hunted by the man, I SPENT ALL NIGHT on auction buying gnome hair STRAIGHT from Oregon!

Vee: Wow, that's a lot of hair...*SNIFFS* okay it's at least real-

Masha: HAHA YES, I am vindicated in spending all my allowance for my boo!

Vee: Yes you are, but it's ALSO time for a nap.

Masha: Whaaaaat? I'm fine I'm...ACHOO!

Vee: Aaaaand you're sick from staying up all night.

Masha: *SNIFF* Could I convince you to cover for me?

Vee: Just let me disinfect some gnome hair and I'm golden.

[kidge-planet]

kidge headcanon ( wrote in the form of a small fanfic)

Keith comes to sit for Lunch with Allura, Lance and Hunk in the Atlas.

He seemed pretty down and frustrated wich sort of made his friends wonder if he was ok. He wasn't even touching his food. After a moment of hesitation, Hunk spoke up:

"Keith, dude, are you ok? you seem pretty... Off.."

Keith looked up to see that his friends seemed worried.

"Yes."

His three friends shared a few worried glances before Allura continued:

"You know that if something is wrong, you can talk to us.. Right?.."

"Yea."

He coldly answered.

They knew that Keith wasn't very good at talking about his feelings. But Lance got anoyed:

"Dude, just tell us already. Stop playing the 'mystérious guy' and if something is wrong just tell us. We could help."

"LANCE! no need to-

"Do you guys think that.. Im Pidge's type?.."

Keith cutted Allura's sentence. He was actually pretty hesitant.

"Whaaaaat now?"

Hunk asked with confusion.

"You know what , never mind."

Keith was starting to get up but Lance grabed him by the arm to sit him back.

"nononono! wait! do you like PIDGE?!"

He yelled, getting some heads in the cafeteria to turn towards them.

Keith gave a death stare at Lance.

"Could you shut up?!"

Keith said in a whisper.

"Im sorry! But, like, you like pidge ? Like.... Like LIKE ?"

Keith stayed silent and blushed lightly.

"Dude! That... Was unexpected! But it doesn't mean it is a bad thing!!"

Keith one more time didn't answer

"Are you planing on telling her?.."

Allura Softely asked.

"No."

Keith's anger disappeared to give way to what seemed to be sadness.

"But why?!"

Hunk asked desperately .

"Because. do you really think she'd be interested in a guy like me?!"

Allura was about to talk but Lance went first:

"I mean.... He's right tho... She might be ino nerd guys... You know, guys that spends their days playing video games and everything... Smart guys. I mean , your not that dum, dude, just not smart enough for her. Very sorry man. But im sure many girls would like to have the leader of Voltron as boyfriend! Even with that mullet.."

Keith's look became even darker at Lance's words. He hated the way Lance was telling him things, but he felt like he was right. Then, Allura pushed Lances head to tell him to shut up and then spoke up:

"Stop saying stupid things! Keith, you might be surprised. She told me stuffs and the mice are also doing so. Im not supposed to tell you guys but you totally have your chance!"

At Allura's words, keith looked up his plate, his eyes lighting up of hope.

"Really? how do you know?"

The way he was talking changed, just like Allura had wiped away days of questionings.

"I can't tell you. but I know exactly her type. I have more informations then that but she'd kill me if I told you guys.... Now, keith, you go talk to her."

"Yea man! don't miss your chance!"

Hunk added to Allura's words.

Keith, pushed by his friends, decided to go do the first move.

"Ok. thanks guys. And Lance, I guess."

he left the table and walked off the room with determination.

" No probl- HEY!!!"

Lance proceded what keith had said.

"How can you be so sure that she could be interested in him?"

Hunk turned towards Allura.

"I kinda heard it from her."

She said putting a finger in front of her lips.

( thanks for reading!

I'm writing some other kidge stuffs rn, stay tuned! ;). )