#hey gaud I have a post you might like

[englishknightsky]

I posted 8,386 times in 2021

251 posts created (3%)

8135 posts reblogged (97%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 32.4 posts.

I added 197 tags in 2021

#south park - 56 posts

#asks - 25 posts

#my art - 21 posts

#tweek tweak - 21 posts

#sp creek - 20 posts

#craig tucker - 17 posts

#kenny mccormick - 10 posts

#pip pirrup - 9 posts

#selfie - 9 posts

#eric cartman - 9 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#i blocked gaud bc their posts were just so unfunny. not even in an offensive way. just so ridiculously lame that i couldn't stand it anymore

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

r2 to 3po after the memory wipe in the prequel trilogy

142 notes • Posted 2021-02-01 03:59:57 GMT

#4

5 year old Craig in a home movie meeting newborn Tricia: Why can't I be an only child again?

10 year old Craig watching the video : Good point, why can't I be an only child again?

Stan: I was at the park and a dog came up to me and put his head on my knee. I was really excited until his owner told me he was a support dog who could sense depression.

Clyde: If I was sick could I do THIS?

Token:... Are you gonna do something?

Clyde: Am I not doing cartwheels?

Token: No, no you are not.

Craig: I started dating a cheerleader.

Clyde:... What.

Craig: They're all practising in the gym right now. Wanna see them?

The gang follow him to the gym.

Tweek in a cheerleader uniform: Hi babe!

Craig: Told you I was dating a cheerleader.

Clyde: I almost had a heart attack.

Token: I hate you, Craig.

Wendy: Gregory, I'm in love with you!

Gregory: Oh Wendy, I'm so sorry to tell you that I'm a flaming homosexual.

Christophe: Gregory, you beetch! Get your big ass over 'ere so I can slap it!

Gregory: Coming!

Wendy:...

Stan: Wow, you didn't know they were gay, Wendy?

Nurse: Now I'm gonna take some blood for a sample.

Tweek: Okay.

Nurse:...

Tweek:...

Nurse:...

Tweek: Yeah it's always coffee at first but there's some blood in there somewhere.

Liane: Don't worry so much, Sharon. All kids get nicknames at school. Eric's is 'One inch wonder', whatever that means.

Token: Next bachelor is Kenny McCormick! Kenny has no job, no education, and a credit score of negative sixteen!

Kenny: This is cool, I hardly ever take the bus to school.

Stan: You hardly ever GO to school, dillhole!

Kenny: Oh yeah, I think you might be right.

Kenny: I took a job at the doctor's office because they give me a discount and I am packed with diseases.

Cartman's mic suddenly cuts out as he's screaming.

Craig: I can't tell if he rage quit or ate his mic.

Stan: I'm a triple threat: I eat like shit, I feel like shit, and I look like shit.

Tweek: Dad, why do you tell me so many pointless stories?

Richard: I like stories.

Garrison walking around the room lightly patting every student's head: You're overly emotional, you're gonna grow up real ugly, you have severe daddy issues...

Craig: Hey babe, can I use the latte art printer?

Tweek: Okay, but only if you don't print that meme aga-

Craig: Haha, nice cock!

Craig: Dad! Stripe just had babies!

Thomas: Dammit, Craig, I thought you being gay meant I didn't have to worry about any accidental pregnancies!

Kyle: Ike's insults are lame, he's called me a butthead four times already.

Sheila: Kyle, he's four. What do you expect?

Kyle: I just wish he was a little more dynamic!

152 notes • Posted 2021-06-28 01:26:47 GMT

#3

Gerald: Your mother and I haven't been getting along recently.

Kyle: Uh, what's up?

Gerald: Sexual stuff.

Ike: Oh my god!

Kyle: Dad!

Craig: I worked out that Tweek and I have been together for 61,320 hours.

Tweek: Aw, that's sweet.

Craig: But we've only been intimate for-

Tweek: Please don't work that one out.

Security Guard: Excuse me, sir. Is this overweight man bothering you?

Cartman: Ey!

Kyle: Yeah, but he's my husband. I signed up for this.

Principal Victoria: For this performance we have Tweek Tweak on piano, Token Black on bass, and with a flute up his nose... Kenny McCormick.

Thomas: Is it an ape?

Craig: What?

Thomas: Your tattoo. Is it an ape?

Craig: Why would I get a tattoo of an ape?

Thomas: To remind you of where you came from.

Tweek: Not a bad reason, actually.

Sheila: Your dad sneezed all over a baby today!

Kyle: That's nice. Good morning to you, too.

Butters: Pip was religious, right? He'd want a nice, wholesome, Catholic funeral.

Tweek: It says in his will he wants a Satanic funeral.

Craig: There's something really important I want to ask you... hang on, let me find the card.

Tweek: What card?

Craig: I wrote down everything I wanted to say so I wouldn't forget it.

Tweek: Is this the card?

Craig: What does it say?

Tweek: "Tweek, from the moment I met you I never wanted to be with anyone else. I have nothing to offer except all of my love. Will you marry me?" Oh my god, Craig!

Craig: That's the card. Give it here.

Stan: My mom's fucking nuts. I think she went off her post partum meds.

Kyle: You're seventeen, she still takes them?

Stan: Yeah, that's how long she's been depressed about me.

Craig: Tweek's dad caught us fucking and smashed the bedside lamp over my head.

Cartman: Hello?

Craig: Is your refrigerator running?

Cartman: Uh... yeah. Why?

Craig & Tweek: You're gay!

Craig: Your family is shit. You should get a new one.

Tweek: Trust me, I would if I could.

Craig: You can, we can start a family.

Stan: Have you ever had the dream where you die and go to Heaven?

Cartman: Yeah, but I always go the other way.

Clyde: Hey Craig, still mad you got your license revoked?

Craig: Yep.

Token: Wanna come with us to the zoo?

Craig: Nah, Tweek drives like an old lady.

Tweek: At least I have a license.

Stan: Small creatures are way more vicious 'cause there's less room to contain their anger.

Cartman: That is such bullshit. Give me one good example.

Kyle: Wasps.

Kenny: Spiders.

Butters: Terriers.

Craig: Tweek.

Kenny: I've fallen asleep not doing it and woken up doing it!

Stan: That's why they won't put him to sleep at the dentist anymore.

Bebe: You're coming to my house tonight, and we're gonna 'study'.

Clyde: But me and the guys were gonna go out!

Bebe: My parents won't be home so they won't bother us while we're... 'studying'.

Clyde: Ugh fine. But I'll complain all the time!

Craig: God you're dumb.

Clyde: Guess that's why I have to study!

Stan: Here Sparky, come get the cheese slice!

Kenny: Ooh cheese!

Stan: Kenny no! There's a worm pill in that!

Stan: Hey Heidi.

Heidi: Hey, aren't you the guy who threw up in my tuba last music lesson?

Stan: Actually I believe it's the school's tuba.

Cartman: I'm still mad at that buffet for kicking me out last time!

Kyle: It was for your own good, you were having heart palpitations!

Cartman: But I didn't eat all I could eat!

Tweek: Just requested next Saturday off and got denied. My boss is my father and next Saturday is my birthday.

Craig: Tweek, dating you is amazing. I haven't been this happy since... Huh, I guess I've never been happy before.

201 notes • Posted 2021-06-07 18:32:58 GMT

#2

Random South Park Headcanons

- Kyle took Cartman to see Jojo Rabbit and Cartman started crying before Kyle.

- Craig names all of his guinea pigs Stripe because when he was younger he walked in on his mom cleaning out Stripe #1's cage and she had to very awkwardly explain 1. death in general 2. that she accidentally stood on Stripe and 3. that she was going to replace Stripe with an identical guinea pig and hope Craig wouldn't notice, Craig offered to call the new guinea pig Stripe anyway, so Laura wouldn't technically be lying to him

- Clyde kisses his homies goodnight and tells them he loves them. Sometimes he goes out of his way to assert his heterosexuality while also loving his homies, but the guys don't mind.

- Butters is the youngest in class and the rest of the class treat him like their little brother. Nobody can pick on him but them.

- Tweek was a teen pregnancy and sickly methbaby and feels a lot of shame about it, even though nobody but Craig knows. The Tweaks don't have any baby pictures of him to keep up the facade of a normal family. Craig tries his best to forget the 'Crack Baby Athletics Association' and feels really, really guilty.

- Timmy lets just about anyone sit in his lap and ride around with him, except for Cartman. Similarly, Jimmy will let his close friends play with his crutches as long as they're careful with them. He has spares, just in case Clyde accidentally flings one through a window, but he keeps that a secret.

- Damien and Pip spend a lot of time together at the cinema, even after Pip dies. They like to sit right at the back and eat popcorn they didn't pay for in seats they also didn't pay for.

- Kenny knows what the delicious flavour packet in beef jerky tastes like, but refuses to tell anyone.

- Cartman absolutely hates Neo-Nazis and Holocaust Deniers.

- Stan's really good at poetry and songwriting, sometimes his metaphors go over his friends' heads, but the Goth Kids always understand his intentions.

- For the kids' senior prank they decided to burn down the school, it was incredibly well planned out and executed, and nobody got hurt or arrested. People called it a freak accident and the kids pretended to be sad that their "actual" prank was destroyed in the fire. They also set off a number of smaller group pranks during the week up to the main event, like releasing three calves into the hallways labelled #1, #2, and #4.

- Mr. Mackey can pretend all he wants that the kids were nothing but trouble and he's glad they're gone, but he cries the hardest during their graduation.

- Damien's phone number is 666-6666-666, it rings at all hours of the day and it drives him crazy. He threatens most people who call him with curses, but never actually curses anyone because he's lazy.

- Damien can also be summoned by saying his name in a mirror three times, but thankfully nobody's figured that one out yet.

- Tweek has a reputation for being unreliable but he's the only person everyone trusts with carrying spare meds. He keeps a big medkit on hand at all times that's full of his friend's medications.

- Stan keeps sneaking stray animals into his bedroom. All cats go to Cartman and all mice and rats go to Kenny.

- Kenny has been officially banned from the weekly sex ed classes, he had to sign a contract to never go near the classroom or share his experiences again. Several people are in therapy after listening to his stories.

- Ike kept the Newfoundland he rode in Splatty Tomato, his name is Tiny and he only behaves for Ike.

- Craig, Clyde, Token, Jimmy and Tweek have completed all the Just Dance games as a team.

- Damien and Pip are the source of all ouija board activity in South Park. Other spirits and ghosts and angels and demons are around, it's just that Damien loves playing with the boards.

- Tweek's signed his name as Tweek Tucker multiple times. Craig hasn't mixed up his surname, but he has been caught doodling hearts with 'C + T' in them in the margins of his books.

- Scott and Jimmy are gym bros. Jimmy appreciates that Scott finds every joke he tells funny, even if he's already heard it.

- Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave run the yearly pride festival with the help of Craig, Tweek, and their highschool LGBT club.

- Stripe recognises his daddies by scent, Craig smells like cheetos and Tweek smells like coffee.

259 notes • Posted 2021-08-18 20:39:01 GMT

#1

there's apparently a chinese bootleg comic of the original star wars that gets so many things both right and wrong, but also features a kiss between r2 and 3po, so now it's canon to me

827 notes • Posted 2021-01-30 16:47:01 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

[weaver-z]

Do you not like Gaud? or is it just the vampire post they made? Im not trying to be mean i just don't like watching people i've subconsciously adopted fight or get angry at eachother

Hey buddy I’ll try to say this as delicately as I can but Gaud is really gross (they previously shared pedophilic hentai to their page and have made some... rather inadvisable posts about the lgbtq community like the vampire one).

Also, you might want to avoid thinking of liking certain bloggers as... adopting them? Like. I love all of my followers but I don’t know you and you don’t know me. Same goes for you and Gaud. It’s a little uncomfortable for me to worry about “disappointing” my followers while I’m making posts because they’ve adopted a kind of paternal/maternal attitude toward me, and it’s also not healthy to think of “adopting” these bloggers because if one turns out to be a creep (like Gaud) it will be harder for you to disconnect yourself from them emotionally. Take care of yourself pal

[ratfuck]

Hey so, I think that this is something that's been weighing on my mind for a long time and I need to come forward about it. Have you apologized or are you going to apologize for what happened with i-am-a-fish? What happened got really out of hand and, weather you think you're in the right or not, maybe you should at least acknowledge your hand in what happened to him?

Yeah no I've already said that I'm not apologizing for calling him out, I still stand by my words and beliefs and no number of 15 year olds playing armchair psychologist trying to gaslight or "convince" me that I actually did this because I'm actually evil and want attention has worked even after a month. Your counter-evidence hasn't done shit to really convince me that I'm wrong, since you really just rely on speculating the thoughts and motives of an anonymous persona that roleplays as a goldfish that makss performative "lgbt rights!" posts. You bitch and moan about needing proof but have none for yourself, you just look at a creepy post where he makes a sexual invitation to his minor-heavy audience and say it's just a joke or completely ignore that he was and still is friends with MAPs and other pedo freaks, like his discord moderators or fucking Gaud, for christ's sake

As far as I know, nothing has happened to him. He hasn't killed himself, or ANYTHING, despite you people telling me I'm a murderer. He has posted shit on Patreon recently only accessible to people who pay him (go figure) and got back on twitter to apparently browse and like shit around a week ago. I've already acknowledged and took responsibility and apologized for the harassment he received from online shitheads who completely ignored my message about not sending threats to people, but nobody remembers that or cares to remember that post in their narratives about me being some psychotic online troll out to destroy positivity and asexual rights. Might I point out again that Fish wasn't even doxxed or fucking anything, so you putz telling me that I "ruined his life" by tainting the reputation of a fucking internet persona need a real god damn REALITY CHECK

What I really don't fucking understand is you saying that this shit's been "weighing on your mind", fucking excuse me? You are not him, or me. You haven't been at the receiving end of either harassment campaign, whether it be from nutjobs who like being shitheads online or his cult-like devoted braindead children supporters. While he chickened out and got run off social media after people told him to fuck off because people found out about his completely irresponsible behavior, manipulation of his impressionable audience for sympathy when he says dumb shit, or the probable loli/shota/incest kink, I received the fucking shaft and got sent transmisogynistic and homophobic slurs, suicide bait graphically telling me how to put the barrel of a gun in my mouth, in-depth fantasies from a psychopath about them wanting to abduct me, torture me, then kill me, and fucking rape threats.

I was targeted and singled out even though there were nearly a dozen people posting shit about fish that they found, but I NEVER passed the buck onto anyone else. I got worthless 100k subscriber youtube animator rantsona people making videos about me calling me a manipulative liar, even though I did what I did purely out of a sense to raise awareness that ANOTHER tumblr blog assosciated with children turned out to be operated by a creep.

He will return when he thinks all the dust has settled, and will continue to be a manipulative freak using children for money or sympathy in due time, and there really isn't anything anyone could have done in the first place since he seems almost addicted to positive attention and needs a large audience for it, besides raise awareness that his behavior isn't okay.

And I'm not going to apologize for that.

[missjukebox8bit]

And now for my Top 10 Tumblr Posts of 2019!

1). 3,659 notes - 02 January 2019

Me: Hi Tumblr, how’s your day been?

Tumblr: EVERYBODY’S PISSED BECAUSE A SHITPOSTING ELDRITCH HORROR GOT PAID TO EAT CRAYONS

Me: (sipping tea) so its been a pretty average day all things considered

Ah yes, my number one post of this year was one I made at the very beginning of the year! and was also about the first major discourse of the year. I remember this, I made this post and went to bed, and then it suddenly had thousands of notes and I got my first Tumblr hate! Ah, good memories ^_^

I haven’t been following the Gaud situation since then so i dunno what my stance is on them right now, but this post was never really meant to be pro-Gaud or anti-Gaud, more just a statement on how controversies that sound this bizarre out of context could only happen on Tumblr

2). 882 notes - 27 October 2019

is this real life

I have always loved Homstar Runner as a kid

and i recently began loving anime

so the day that anime and Homestar Runner met

was the day I realized anything is possible

3). 717 notes - 03 November 2019

Some people: PENNY COMING BACK GOOD AS NEW AND REMEMBERING EVERYTHING CHEAPENS THE EMOTIONAL IMPACT OF VOLUME 3! NOW ALL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING WAS FOR NOTHING!

Pyrrha, who is definitely still dead and probably isn’t coming back ever again:

When Penny came back in RWBY everyone was like “they’re undoing everything bad that happened in Volume 3!” but like... guys

did you forget Pyrrha

HOW COULD YOU FORGET PYRRHA

luckily a bunch of people shared my sentiment

4). 535 notes - 25 November 2019

Seven years of the RWBY fandom making “Weiss you useless lesbian” memes and one volume has made the foundation of our oldest joke crumble to the ground due to the revelation that Yang was the useless lesbian all along

Look I love Bumbleby but “Yang you useless lesbian” just doesn’t have the same ring to it, ya know?

5). 463 notes - 12 November 2019

hey guys you know how PM Seymour has repeatedly said he doesn’t care how lewd people think Cyana is and he’s really tired of us all telling him about it

now this might sound crazy, but maybe

just maybe

we should all stop telling him about it

Ooh yay more discourse posts!

All the stuff that happened with P.M. Seymour last month was really disheartening, he’s a great guy who makes great content and does not deserve all the inappropriate comments he gets

I hope things turn out better for him in 2020! Love you, PM ^_^

6). 290 notes - 12 May 2019

@mars-the-4th-planet​ asked: So whats the deal with projared, pbg, etc?

oh boy **cracks knuckles**

more discourse! yayyyyyyyyyy!

I’m not copy-pasting this whole thing because it is very long so just click the link if you wanna see. It was funny because at the time i was trying to avoid the whole ProJared drama, but then my good friend mars asked me about it so I was like “WHELP, TIME TO UNLOAD ALL THE INSANITY THAT IS THIS CONTROVERSY”

Man was that in May? That feels like so long ago

This year has been long

7). 283 notes - 15 September 2019

I feel like we don’t talk enough about the time the McElroy’s threw a tarantula parade

I regret not having elaborated more on just how ridiculous this tarantula parade was

So a guy calls into MBMBaM and asks the brothers to convince his wife to let them get a pet tarantula

So they decide to throw a parade with an actual marching band playing “Itsy Bitsy Spider”, and a float where they crowned themselves King of the Ranchos

man i aspire to be that level of extra

AND SHE STILL DIDN’T LET THEM GET A TARANTULA

8). 279 notes - 08 November 2019

Me: Hey Tumblr? Can I see the posts from this blog I willingly followed?

Tumblr: Hmm…

Tumblr: Let me think.

Tumblr: …

Tumblr: Nah

This is a situation we all can relate to. A few of the responses to this post made it much funnier than my original, if you’ve seen this around you’ve probably seen it with @remusthedukeofdeodorant​‘s or @rafa-starkiller​‘s additions, thanks for spreading my post! And making it better!

9). 209 notes - 09 November 2019

Ironwood: What did Ozpin say about the relic? Did it have any questions left?

Ruby:

I’m glad so many of my RWBY posts this volume are getting notoriety! The second I saw this episode I immediately knew someone needed to make this meme. And if no one else would, then I will!

10). 198 notes - 09 August 2019

Hey so does anyone else think Joey Claire, Jake’s canonical daughter in Hiveswap who was raised by Roxy as a babysitter

kinda looks like Roxy and Jake’s baby that Caliborn made Dirk draw

ah yes this observation that i believe was actually made by my friend @standardkarma135​, i just made the post first before them. And man was it a crazy thing to realize

Was that intentional?

Did Hussie intend this to be the way things go

I mean knowing him it could definitely be intentional, I wouldn’t put it past him

Well that’s my Top 10 posts on Tumblr so far this year! I guess the moral this year was

But I’m glad there were a few non-drama posts in there like my RWBY and Homestuck stuff! Thank you to everyone who liked and reblogged my posts this year, and especially thank you to all my mutuals and everyone I follow that make such amazing posts that keep me coming back to this website! Let’s hope that 2020 is better for all of us!

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[radicalecks]

Seeing as I’ve apparently gone from being a ghost on this website to cultivating at least something of a #brand which consists of me just vomiting my brain out every time a thought enters it, let’s talk about Gaud!

Having followed them for a bit before finding out how old they were and then getting a little uncomfortable at the whole “how do you do fellow kids!” marketing scheme they had going on, I do think that parts of the big callout google doc that has been passed around are unfair/misrepresented, and there’s a bit of “extremely heinous thing mentioned in passing, VERY MINOR TRANSGRESSION TREATED AS SLIGHT AGAINST GD” thing going on there. That said, Gaud has not helped themselves much by doing things like waffling about “what age someone should be to send me NSFW art” as if this is somehow a hard line to draw. Basically: I dislike the callout doc too because it’s a muddled mess and occasionally lays accusations at Gaud’s feet that have nothing to do with them specifically, which just hurts the clarity of the issue and contributes to elevated hostility.

On the other hand, I think Gaud has at this point become so utterly defensive they’ve lost any capacity for self-reflection or introspection. For instance, not to police language extensively, but it might not be the best look to stay in character on a post about creeps at the centre of drama tornadoes and talk about “gushing” your kindness everywhere. That’s in addition to the stuff that I really do take issue with, which is the aforementioned way that Gaud seems to deliberately infantilize themself in order to appeal to the teens that make up this weird-ass culty fanbase they’ve got. As I’ve mentioned before, I thought Gaud was like... twenty, not the same age as me. And this is also packaged with an absolutely ruthless tendency towards self-promotion; constant links to merch and requests for donations, which are often really coy. “Oh, you really shouldn’t do this, but hey, here’s the link, but like, don’t donate to me. Oh, here’s a shirt you shouldn’t buy.” And all of this built on a persona centered around someone else’s weird coin bank design.

I’m not trying to be an ENLIGHTENEDCENTRIST here, mind, because I think even if some of the accusations levelled against Gaud lack substance, they’re still financially predatory and have built up a fucking cult of personality around themselves that in the long run I feel can’t be anything but damaging to those involved. I just simultaneously feel that if the only reason you’re opposed to their activities is the callout google doc, that’s kind of also a bad thing. Outrage is a really easy thing to weaponize, especially if you misunderstand and therefore misrepresent the thing you’re directing outrage at.

[thewitchbecoming]

Back on the Tumblr...

   Hey all , haven’t been on here in oh so long , but no one really even sees my posts I don’t think , this social media , I find its really a popularity thing , so far all of you people ,like me , that no one even sees , hey! me too!  Anyways , Im probably talkin this way cuz , I haven’t been well . It seems that even though you try to have a positive outlook in life and I dabble in all these occult things desperate for something to change , knowing that yes , it takes work and effort for that change , even though I meditate , do my talismans and sigils that I love to do , I still find myself ill with pain of Ulcers and such . Even though I keep my sadness to myself , don’t let anyone know how Im feeling , I still emplode . The pain takes my body down . It coincidently also happens when Im finally gonna get back on my projects that Ive been dreaming of doing , but get stopped at the starting line . It really sucks . So here I am in bed all day with all my tarot studies and sleeping inbetween the studying . The cards that I pulled , I got 4 of Swords , yeah I better listen to my angels , my spirit guides , they are telling me “ You are spent !” give yourself some selfcare please . I have got the 4 of Swords about 3 times already in the last week trying to get me to heed to the sign , the message . Im finally listening .     

     Im a Aries , so Im feeling all the Chiron , Im feeling all the watery energies as well from Pisces in my rising Sun , waters that down , so us firey ones feel drained , sluggish , moon in Taurus , gives a lil hope , a bull type rushing in to save the day . Then Mercury retrograding in Pisces are you shittin me ! LOL! Good gaud ! Then Venus in Aquarius , money matters...hmm...with a tendency to get reactive...passive reactive .So much feeling , need to meditate more , more tarot therapy ,

     Thanks to anyone that might be reading this . I don’t think so ,but it feels good just to put it out there , maybe someone will understand they’re not alone in this , cuz right now I feel so alone , this feeling is just for now , it won’t take me down ,cuz  when I get my strength back , Im roaring !