#hey abi

[letgomaggie]

when yutaka says “when the person you like says its good, it really makes you happy right?” and the rain outside stops and light filters in and casts minoru to realisation

[paceycage]

[waterfallofspace]

When H/awks gets a voice message from D/abi, he doesn't have a clue what he's getting into. (Strongly implied kink!Hawks)

First H/otwings wav~ (and content at all~). It's nothing super big, just a little idea I've had for a bit, and I had time to throw something together~ Mayyybe the fact (most of) it's a voice message can forgive the quality issues? <3

[abib918]

Terapagos, the Ultimate Weapon, and a 9am Crack Theory.

hi pokémon tumblr community. i need to know if this is something or if i've just absolutely gone insane. I wrote this at 9am after consuming nothing but coffee so it's a real possibility.

may i present my case:

See this thing? The Ultimate Weapon from Pokémon XY. Weird material for it to be made out of! I wonder if we'll see anything like it again -- a white, crystalline material -- perhaps in a nearby region--

Oh. Huh!

Well that's weird! Could just be a similar asset, though. Gamefreak and Pokémon aren't known for their forward thinking, so, alright.

But hang on. Wasn't there something that Xerosic said, after you push the button, and watch the Weapon open up?

Xerosic: “Did you see? The ultimate weapon is reborn! The poisonous flower has bloomed!”

Y'know that's a funny thing to say because in Scarlet and Violet, I just feel like there was a Pokémon, tied to the Terastal Phenomenon and Area Zero, that also happened to look like a poisonous flower. What an oddly specific thing to say-

“…It can latch onto walls to disguise itself as a plant. Should Glimmora sense danger, it will open all its petals to unleash a beam attack in retaliation. Glimmora's petals are filled with crystallized poison.” ( Bulbapedia, Glimmora Biology )

HUH!

But how could AZ possibly get his hands on crystals, from the bottom of a crater no one was able to reach until the 19th century?

Oh buddy boy do I have something for you.

Terapago’s dex entry says that it used to be quite plentiful before tectonic plate shifts. While this was even before AZ’s time ( shocker, i know ) – this means that more existed around Paldea before they went “extinct” – and could have even extended out into the neighboring landmass that is Kalos! You think those little guys cared about BORDERS? HELL NO.

“Terapagos inhabited the Paldea region in a bygone era. It was thought that this species went extinct, with it said to have been caught up in seismic shifts that occurred about 2,000,000 years ago.” ( Bulbapedia, Terapagos Biology )

Kalos and Paldea aren't that far from each other, if we're going off of real world France and Iberian Peninsula.

SO THIS MEANS: If there were Tera Crystals still in the ground from past Terapagos(es?) inhabiting what would become Kalos, their natural habitat extending Beyond Paldea--

AZ could've used Tera Crystals to build the Weapon, explaining the similarities in crystals and all the funny little coincidences.

( Also it would tie 'Pagos to Mega Evos and Deoxys, as if the little fucker needs to cause more shenanigans )

Anyway. Idk if this is even anything but take it for what it's worth lmao. I had fun with it.

[queenofbaws]

Hi Queenie!! How are you? I hope you feel better!🍀

So may I ask some angst with Abi? Feel free to do your best...or should I say your worst!;)

'You're not very smart, are you,' he'd said; 'Easy pickings,' he'd said; 'Poor, stupid little Abi.'

And he'd been right.

She'd seen what had happened to Nick, seen the way he'd bowed and broken and rotted from the inside out after what had happened in the woods (after she'd run, run, run away like a chicken, like a fraidy cat, like a coward), she'd watched his skin tear off and felt the hot sting of his blood in her open eyes, and she knew, with every step she took and every beat of her heart, that it would happen to her, too - it should've happened already, by all accounts it should've, but...she couldn't even get that right, could she?

Couldn't get the guy, couldn't make friends - she'd seen it in Emma's eyes back at the cabins, back when the sun was still shining and there wasn't anywhere to hide, she had only ever been nice to her because she'd felt bad for her, she'd pitied her, she'd taken one single second-long look and thought what only Nick had had the nerve enough to say: not very smart, easy pickings, poor, poor, poorpoorpoorpoorpoor stupid little Abi. She hadn't wanted to go to the fire pit (she'd gone), she hadn't wanted to play truth or dare (she'd played), she hadn't wanted to disobey Mr. H or hide in Nurse Kelly's office or abandon Nick in the woods when that thing had its teeth in him (she had, she had, she had).

Her heartbeat thundered in her ears as she ran through the woods, panting and picking herself up whenever she tripped, putting as much space between herself and the others as she possibly could, fleeing deeper and deeper and deeper into the trees, her eyes stinging from mascara and sweat and blood and tears and the thing inside of her trying so desperately to claw its way out; running away was the one thing she was any good at, after all, and she hoped (prayed) the others would remember she'd at least gotten that right, even if it turned out to be the very last thing she did.

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!

[seeksbrother]

– I’LL GET YOU, YOU FUCKER !! a study in acceptance, recovery, fear and learning to never let go of your integrity. claire redfield. selective, semi-private as loved by heather. (carrd)

[90stvqueen]

abigail thorn knows how hot she is. it would be very easy to form a parasocial relationship with her. i'd better be careful. she's doing an event in my city tomorrow tho.....

[yokelish]

You know what Archon intrigues me most right now?

No, not the Hydro Archon. Not even Tsaritsa herself. I just really really really want to know what is Murata's deal.

Because Geo users and Geo Archon? How does it feel like your efforts are never enough?

Electro users and its Archon? How does it feel to never belong?

Hydro? How that self-hatred doing? Seems the hardest judgement you pass on is on yourself.

Anemo? How is your dead friend and idealistic expectations for the world doing?

Cryo? How does it feel to be constantly torn between two things? It's a never ending tug-of-war and that's your life now.

We know what's up with Dendro guys. Not a single neurotypical.

But....but what's up with Pyros? It's a very Yup, Life sucks and Trauma sure is real, but I gotta Do What I gotta do, dattebayo, and I'm gonna strive to be good at what I am doing, believe it!

Like, what's your deal, Murata? Are you delusional? Severe case of Optimism? Too many antidepressants? I want to know. I NEED TO KNOW.

[emdotcom]

Fucken haunted by a reddit post I saw the other day of a bloke asking "Why don't modern PCs have any disc drives anymore?" to which MULTIPLE people commented about how discs are so unnecessary & yadda yadda, but Particularly Haunted by the bloke who said "Well, I haven't used a disc in years, so you really don't NEED any disc drive."

Like.

Yeah.

Hey, I wonder. I wonder what about the makeup of your PC. Might affect the fact that you haven't used any discs. In years. I wonder what might be missing on your PC. That would mean you wouldn't be using any discs.

"Humans really don't need to have tails anymore. Nobody I know has needed a tail to maintain balance for years," said a species that evolved out of having a tail & often falls down, sometimes to detrimental effects

[im-not-a-monster]

I try so hard to be accommodating

[letgomaggie]

listen this is my favorite ever scene from BBS and the brainrot finally pushed me to try making gifs myself. i know they are crunchy af but i’m still v proud because i really wanted to explore the green vs blue here and i think i got somewhere with it!! 

[wiressmiled]

xavier's immediate mood shifts the moment wednesday brings up tyler make me laugh so hard it's not even funny

[crabcrabcrabmeat]

The downside to living in a cheap new building is thinking everything is my fault 😅

[snarky-gourmet]

i was just thinking to myself im doing so good at not thinking too much abt embarassing things ive done lately i didnt even dwell on embarassing myself half to death at my doctors appt last friday and now im thinking abt it im dwelling on it 💔

[desideriumwriter]

i'm thinking about an angry love confession in the quidditch pitch with either of the twins. while it's raining. PLEASE

(also i'm loving anyone but you, i can't wait for the next chapter 😭)

you are a saint for this request, i love you. i live for the dramatics. take this as an apology for the other love confession blurb <3 oh and more aby is on its on its way i pinkyyyy promise!

wc: 761

f.w. masterlist | navi

You were pissed. You’d come out all the way to the Quidditch Pitch by yourself to watch Fred practice, just because he asked you to. Only to end up disappointed and rained on.

Oliver was nice enough today to end practice shorter than usual due to the sudden heavy rain.

Already soaked enough from the run you had to make from the spot you were sitting on the bleachers to underneath them, you crossed your arms as you waited for Fred to get done talking with Angelina.

Soon they parted ways, Angelina stroking his arm as he walked away. The scowl on your face didn’t go unnoticed by Fred once he turned to you.

“You okay?” He walked up to you, broom still in hand and a smile still on his face from whatever humorous conversation he was having.

“Why do you even bother asking me here if you’re just gonna gawk at Angelina the entire time?” You muttered, looking at the wet grass.

“I don’t gawk at her.” Fred scoffed in disbelief. “What’s going on?” He lowered his chin, trying to get a look at your face.

“Whatever, I’m going back to the castle.” You shrugged, arguing with him was like talking to a wall.

“I- What’s the matter with you?” He grimaced, dropping his broom and following you as you went out into the rain. You didn’t respond, only muttering something about wanting to get back to your room.

“Hey, come on, stop. You’re acting all strange.“ Fred grabbed your shoulder, you shrugged him off.

“I’m not gonna let you walk all the way back alone in the rain, you know? You’re worrying me.” He grabbed your shoulder again, this time you whipped around angrily.

“Why do you care? Why don’t you go and continue on flirting with Angelina?” Your words were spilling out your mouth with no control, pure jealousy was spewing out of you.

“Where’s all this come from? What’s your problem?” Fred stuttered a bit, clearly taken aback by your sudden outburst.

“This! This is my problem!” You went on, tearing your hood off your head. Your robes were completely soaked now and doing no help to shield you from the rain.

“I show up to your practices and games every single time you ask, I watch and I wait for you, just for you to go straight over to her!” You exclaimed.

“I’ve been trying to get you to figure it out but you're always busy with your pranks and practice and- and her!” Your voice wavered, yet you were too angry to feel embarrassed yet.

“I thought maybe you’d notice, maybe you’d see, but I can’t keep waiting and hoping while you’re off with someone else! And if I could just tell you then maybe you’d realize!” You blurted out. You were praying the raindrops hitting would disguise the tears that had begun to fall from your eyes.

“Then tell me! What is it?” Fred huffed, frustration in his tone.

You opened your mouth but only a shaky breath came out. You were hesitant and holding back, knowing that if you told him everything between you would go one of two ways.

“Come on, tell me what this big issue is! What?” He pushed one more time, causing you to break.

“I’m in love with you, you git! That’s what!” You yelled, voice slightly cracking. Fred’s face dropped.

The truth was laid bare and the both of you were silent, the pouring rain around you working as ambient noise.

"Say something," you hoarsely whispered. "Please say something." You tried to steady your heaving breath and racing heart, but Fred’s face didn’t help at all.

You felt like an idiot. You closed your eyes, wishing you could go back and have this never happen.

You were ripped out of your self-dwelling once two hands cupped your face and pulled you in. His lips are on yours, the coldness of the rain is replaced by the warmth of his skin, and you absolutely melt into it.

Once you finally broke apart, Freds hands still remained holding your face, making him look at you, his expression had shifted to a softer look.

“I don’t want Angelina, I want you.” His voice was gentle, “She doesn't compare to you. No one does.” He kissed you again, leaving you breathless.

“I don’t understand, if you felt the same, why didn’t you say anything?” You stammered, this was honestly the last thing you expected.

“I didn’t really think you'd be interested in a git like me.” He smiled and shrugged.

tell me what you thought!

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