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umbrellajam · 7 days ago

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every so often I'll comb through my Following list in the eternal quest for the Smallest Possible Dash and agonize over whether to unfollow someone who hasn't posted in like 5 years, and it's like. ok probably they're not coming back and we were never mutuals anyway and also I'm not even in that fandom anymore, but what if they do? what if they do come back their art/fic/posts were so good 😩

#post tag #also the psychology of this is so dumb it's like #hey Brain #you know if they haven't posted in 5 years you're not meaningfully reducing the size of your dash by unfollowing them right?#right???#if you unfollow an inactive blog in order to “make room” for an active blog #you are in fact making your dash *longer* and harder to keep up with--#Brain: NUMBER GO DOWN YAY

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areyoudoingthis · 1 year ago

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one day ed's gonna do something crazy romantic like breakfast in bed (but better cause he's gonna have lots more practice) and he's gonna pull out a ring and proceed to be so confused when stede starts crying and just keeps going for 10 minutes straight until he can finally get himself to calm down enough to get out a vague explanation about always wanting to marry for love only to then start crying again. and ed will just hold him and let him cry until he feels better and then stede will pounce on him and yell YES 🩷🩷🩷

#hey #hey brain #how about we stop starting fic every other post #there simply aren't enough hours in the day #oh right i have all hiatus never mind #this WILL become a fic someday #alex writes

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n0isy-gh0st · 7 months ago

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Guys I dreamt that I was drugged and forced to be the subject of a very violent satanic ritual after going into a dark part of the forest everyone warned me about and then had the leader of the cult stalking me and trying to torture me but I got away by stealing a cop car and running away with jet :))))

#hey brain #what the FUCK #legitimately so traumatic lol #also when I got away the first thing I thought to do was buy jet food so he wouldn’t go hungry #😭😭#personal

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bnbc · 2 years ago

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I am so annoyed

#all I can read atm is v bad fics in russian #I mean I pick bad ones for a reason skdjhfgsfdgsf #hey brain #i want to have some GOOD reading #turn eng reading on bls #gigs talks #personal

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toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account · 11 months ago

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hey since it's coming up again: no it's not a good thing that the government wants to ban tiktok. no you should not be glad that the government might ban tiktok. no you should not respond to this with "good riddance" or "hurry up I hate that app". I should not have to explain this to you but the government banning a social media app is still a bad thing even if you don't like the UI or booktok or having to say "unalive" or how you think it's killing the very notion of attention spans. It's still bad. It's bad.

#the amount of times ive seen people be happy they're trying to ban it as if its not blatant censorship is like...#hey did you know that we have these things called brain cells? might be fun for you to try using them #mine #tiktok #tiktok ban #us politics

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8-bit-writers · 6 months ago

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Actually i’ve realized it’s not just writing. Like writing is definitely the Main Thing. Writing is the thing i Want and Miss the Most. But actually i’m just Itching To Do Art In General Cool

#hey brain #hey brain yknow #hey brain like what if we waitwd #until we EVEN actuwlly got our fucking hormones checked #and saw why we’ve been su*cidal for 8 months #and THEN tried to pick up a pencil????#writeblr #amwriting

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a-wild-rene-appeared · 8 months ago

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#hey brain #can you stop getting nostalgic for things that broke me as a person for FIVE MINUTES #I’ve been in a sing sad songs and waste away in a dark room mood all day and it needs to hecking stop

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ranger-kellyn · 9 months ago

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#hey brain #going for our walk at the nature reserve is supposed to make us feel better #not make us feel like coming home and sobbing #loneliness is a bottomless pit

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inbabylontheywept · 17 days ago

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also if i am just casually blaspheming today, i would like to confess that this is the image that comes into my mind every time the eye doctor says i have an astigmatism