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hetalia-nordic-trash · 3 years ago
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Iceland: Turns out when you brew coffee with Monster Energy you disassociate.
Norway: At this point alcohol is probably a healthier drink for you
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hetahellhasrisen · 3 years ago
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Wait that's actually so cute🥺 I hc that ice isn't the best around others because he has really bad social anxiety, but when a volcano or natural disaster happens to a nation he's right there ready to help however he can
Iceland Headcanon - Has a side job as a volcanologist, gemologist and geophysics. He has a natural knack for understanding volcanoes and earthquakes. And he secretly hoards crystals, rocks and gemstones.
Omg I love this!
I feel like he will sometimes just ramble on about a cool rock he found and how it's older than some nations and the rest of the Nordics just nod and listen because they enjoy seeing Ice happy. He's also close friends with lots of countries and states that are in the ring of fire. I also think that he's a rock detector, my guy can find any rocks no matter how deep they are in the ground. My lil mole baby♥️
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hetalia-nordic-trash · 2 years ago
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nordics go on summer vacation together, what happens?
Cute idea! I think they'd spend a couple nights camping to celebrate summer so-
Nordics go Camping
Sweden - Wake up at the ass crack of dawn every day. He's in charge of all the cooking and first aid. He and Fin set up the camp site and he immediately starts cooking food. Everything goes smoothly, until it goes smoothly for too long and Denmark appears covered in wasps stings and rashes. Sve of course tends to his wounds and helps everyone make s'mores when the sun goes down.
Denmark - immediately injured himself. Stuck his hand in a trussy tree hole looking for acorns to feed the squirrels. Turns out there was a wasp nest inside which killed his fun for the first night. The next day there were much fewer accidents. He helped gather firewood and even convinced Ice to loosen up and swim in the lake with him.
Finland - helped set up all the tents and was in charge of the supplies. He also gave a hefty lecture to the whole group before everyone broke off. Once the fire was going, he sat by the lake and relaxed. Eventually he whittled a spear and (to the horror of some of the others) spear fished for dinner. He spends most of the vacation alternating between relaxing and keeping his and the group's survival skills sharp.
Iceland - has always considered himself more of an inside person so he wasn't exactly thrilled to be spending a couple days in the woods. He pleasantly surprised how nice it was to get some fresh air and found himself walking around in the wilderness and exploring. He didn't plan on swimming, but Den begged really hard and he eventually caved. They spent the evenings splashing each other and having a good time.
Norway - the most excited of the group to go camping. This is the perfect excuse to stargaze and reconnect with nature spirits. He's hardly around the campfire and finds himself talking to every spring he finds. At night, he takes Ice out to a good place to view the stars since he knows that Ice doesn't get to see them that often. The look on his face is worth it every time.
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hetalia-nordic-trash · 3 years ago
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Finland: hey Icey it's 3 am maybe you should go to bed
Iceland: after this episode
Finland: but-
Iceland: hissssssss
Finland: fine!
. . .
Sweden: go to bed
Iceland: *instantly becomes asleep 5 minutes ago*
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hetalia-nordic-trash · 3 years ago
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Sealand: Look i brought Ladonia over for a playdate!
Ladonia: it's not a playdate! I'm not a child!
Iceland: ok but just a heads up I'm cycling the router really quick so you won't have internet for like 20 seconds
Sealand: wait no!
Ladonia, glitching around like crazy: aAAaaaAAaAAaAaaA!
Iceland: HOLY SHIT A GHOST NOR GET OUT HERE!
Norway: stop yelling I - OH FUCK GET THE HOLY WATER!
Sealand: you guys are so mean!
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hetalia-nordic-trash · 3 years ago
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Finalnd: "Hey Icey! I have to ask you something!"
Iceland: "yeah what is it"
Finalnd: "I saw your search history when i borrowed your laptop. What's hentai?"
Iceland: *walking out the door* "I'm leaving and never coming back"
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hetalia-nordic-trash · 4 years ago
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The Heart Gambit (Dennor): 4-Treat me like a Fool
Word count: 1,682
Summary: Mathias got hurt while he and Lukas were looking for Emil, so Lukas brings him back to his hotel room to patch him up a bit.
Author's Note: Finals are officially over!!! This means I can get back to doing weekly updates for both this story AND my original story on Wattpad (link at the end). I'm also thinking of starting a fanfic of Romano x Mexico OC but that would be like my 4th WIP so I don't think I'll start it any time soon unless there's a lot of interest in it for some reason. I have also come to the conclusion that I looovveee (and am way better at) writing dialogue! Much more than descriptions, unfortunately. I'm trying to get better but man it's hard! Anyways, hope you enjoy this part! Please interact and leave feedback! It goes such a long way!
Warning: Brief mention of injury
Previous: 3-One-Way Screen
Mathias kept his hand pressed to the cut on his head and watched eagerly as Lukas fiddled with the key to his room before finally throwing it open in a huff and stepping inside. Mathias hesitated, pondering the implications of being in another man's room.
"Don't just stand there! Hurry up before someone sees!" Lukas hissed. "I can't believe I'm even helping you."
"I think I figured that out the first 100 times you said that under your breath on the way here." Mathias stepped in and closed the door behind him. "Besides, you really should believe it considering who bit who."
Mathias sat on the bed, taking in the room around him. It was much simpler than he imagined. Two small beds were shoved up against the edge of the room, and the table had been away from the wall so that a chess board could be set up on it. The bed he was sitting on was still made, but the sheets were disturbed as if someone has been laying on it. The bed next to him was a bit more disheveled. It was piled high with books and yet another chessboard. Among the piles of books, a sweater and pants were neatly folded, waiting to be worn.
"Sorry for the mess."
"It's fine."
Lukas made his way to the bathroom.
"I think the first aid kit is in here. Let's make this quick so you can leave-"
A scream rang out for the bathroom. It was quickly followed by Lukas's and Mathias's. Lukas slammed the door shut.
"What the hell are you doing here!?" Lukas shouted.
"...my business..." the voice replied meekly.
"You're dead."
Mathias perked up.
"Woah! There you are, Emil! We were looking all over for you! To be honest, I kinda thought you were dead."
A small click came from the door.
"Yeah...I've kinda been here this whole time. I set you and Lukas up because he wouldn't stop talking about you!" Emil teased.
Lukas flushed red and desperately jiggled to the door handle.
"shut up shut up shut up..."
"For real! All day and night! 'I wonder what Mathias is thinking about! He's ruining the sport but there's just something about him I wanna- '"
"Alright!" Lukas shouted again. "Just pass me the first aid kit and you get to live for 15 more minutes."
Some shuffling was heard in the bathroom. A single bandaid was pushed through the space under the door. This was followed by a single strip of gauze, then a small pouch of antibiotics, then wet wipe, then-
"You are so difficult sometimes."
"That's a funny way of saying 'you're welcome!'"
Mathias chuckled, but couldn't shake the feeling of his heart pounding in his chest. Did Lukas really talk about him? Did he really spare him a thought aside from hatred? He placed his hand to his chest, trying to calm himself.
Lukas made his way over with a handful of first aid supplies.
"Alright. Let's get this over with," Lukas sighed.
He opened a wet wipe and stood before Mathias. Lukas placed one hand on Mathias's head, by his wound.
"This might sting a little."
Mathias was at a loss for a moment. The warmth from Lukas's hand radiated through his whole body. He clung to this feeling, desperately wanting to remember his touch.
"It's fine. I can handle it." he managed.
He winced as Lukas began to clean the wound.
"Sorry..."
"N-no it's fine."
Mathias wasn't sure if he meant to do this, but Lukas began running his fingers through Mathias's hair. Mathias felt his cheeks flushing.
"Hey...pass me the antibiotic cream,"
Mathias met Lukas's eyes. Lukas quickly looked away, but he could still see that his cheeks, and more cutely his nose were lightly dusted pink. Mathias smiled.
"Can you pass me the antibiotic cream? Unless you WANT an infection!" Lukas repeated, finally meeting Mathias's gaze.
"You're pink." Mathias commented, trying to sound confident.
"You're a dumbass."
"You're cute..."
Mathias knew he could be impulsive, but if he was any more impulsive than he already was, he would've chosen to throw himself out of the hotel window. How could he just say that!? OUTLOUD!?
Lukas turned bright red and scoffed, looking away from Mathias again.
"Just...hand me the cream already...before I personally give you an infection," Lukas muttered.
Mathias was a bit relieved that Lukas didn't slap him or spit in his open wound. He passed Lukas the cream.
"You don't have to do it for me you know... I can do it myself," Mathias said, weaker than he was expecting.
Lukas shook his head, and Mathias felt the cool cream being applied to his injury.
"It's fine. I don't mind really. I want to do it. Well... 'want' is a strong word..."
Lukas cleaned his hands and put the bandaid on Mathias's injury and placed his hand there. Mathias felt his heart skip a beat as he took Lukas's hand and pressed it to his cheek. He waited for Lukas to pull his hand away, but instead, he felt Lukas rub his thumb on his cheek.
Lukas slowly pulled his hand away, and stiffened, realizing what had just happened.
"Well...you can go now...don't let anyone see you leave," Lukas huffed, still bright pink. He grabbed a book, sat down, and immediately started reading.
Mathias got up and slowly made his way to the door. He was still reeling, but his heart ached to be close to Lukas again.
"Heh, you know, if you promise not to injure me again, you should meet me at the park again tomorrow morning,". Mathias watched his words very carefully, trying not to sound desperate.
Lukas buried his head deeper into his book.
"...fine. Tomorrow morning."
"Yes!" Mathias mouthed.
He peaked his head out to make sure the hallway was clear, and slipped out, closing the door behind him.
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"Is he gone yet!?" Emil called from the bathroom.
Lukas slammed his book closed.
"Yes. He's gone."
The bathroom door swung open and rolled into bed.
"Great. Goodnight."
"Wait you're going to bed right now!?"
"Yes. It's late."
"Are we not going to talk about this?" Lukas asked, sitting at the foot of Lukas's bed and yanking the covers off him.
"Hey! Come on I was just getting comfortable!"
"I can't believe you tried to set me up with him!"
Emil sat up.
"You really can't believe it? He's all you ever talk about these days! I figured talking to him would get him out of your system, but here you are... talking about him... again." Emil replied, rolling his eyes.
Lukas blushed.
"I don't talk about him all the time!"
"Oh my g- YES YOU DO!" Emil cried, yanking the covers back.
"The past few months it's been the same pattern! Every interview, update, news headline with his name in it you feel inclined to talk about it! You always scoff and say 'he has so much potential' or 'why is he doing this' and it's been that way for God knows how long!"
Emil turned over onto his side and turned off the lamp on the nightstand beside him.
"He's the first thing you think of when you wake up, and the last name on your lips before you pass out onto a pile of books. Admit you love him already and let me go to sleep!"
Lukas felt as though he'd been shot through the chest. He'd avoided that word for so long, haphazardly replacing it mentally with 'appreciate' or even 'admire' on the good days. It couldn't be love. The feeling of running his hands through Mathias's hair, letting him hold his hand to his cheek...those were just...
Those weren't things acquaintances did.
"I. Don't. Love. Him." Lukas spat. "I don't love anyone. Except you but that's different."
He stood up and started pacing by his bed.
"I don't care how I act around him or how much I think of him. I don't love him! I don't love anyone and I never will because there are more important things than him! Even if I did, it doesn't matter because I don't really know him and I never did! I can't believe you'd think I'd be in love with him! I'd never even met him before this!"
"Just say you love him!"
"NO!"
"But you do!"
Lukas slammed his hands on the table.
"You're wrong! I don't love Mathias! I don't love anyone! And I never will! Because love is a waste of time!" Lukas shouted, quickly turning to wipe the hot tears that dripped down his cheeks.
Emil let out a long sigh and turned over in the bed.
"You know, Mathias really likes you. But if you want to push everyone away for a stupid game, then go ahead. And I hope you win so that I won't have to hear you complain about him this time next week since that's all you care about right? Winning?"
Lukas could barely speak with the lump in his throat. Everything he screamed at Emil was something he's said himself every day. Every day he'd tell himself not to be distracted, to not need anyone, to not have a beating heart in his chest. And it had worked so far, but Mathias... Mathias was different. How? He couldn't understand how Mathias made his heart beat a little more or how when Mathias took his hand his heart skipped a beat. It wasn't fair. He wished deep down that he could hate Mathias with every fiber of his being. He wished he didn't need anyone else in his life. He wished that his heart didn't beat a little more whenever he looked into Mathias's striking blue eyes. But most of all, he wished he would be spared from the heartache to come. Win or lose, he that they'd want nothing to do with each other after the match.
Lukas still felt the tears coming and did his best to wipe them away and take a deep breath.
"Goodnight Emil," Lukas managed.
"Goodnight nerd."
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Next: Chapter: 5-Too Clever by Half
a/n: OOOoooohhh things are definitely starting to happen now! I’m going to take this time to plug my non-hetalia work “ Intro to Love ” about a college student who struggles to keep her superpowers a secret and while making new friends.  How much of her normal life will she give up to save her friends from a mysterious villain that drains students’ brains and turns them into zombies? The complete Chapter 1 is out NOW AND so is Chapter 2.1-'The last of the Good Days'! Go read them! Right now! They're waiting for you!
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