#hesher park

[businesstalk562]

Hesher Park X Jargon

[shiniesrph]

— WHERE'D YOU GO, ADMIN PLOP? I’ve spent the past few months ill, so I sunk pretty much all my time into hoarding folders upon folders of unfinished gif packs. I’ve counted them all & compiled a list of everything that’ll be released starting in January! Some of these faces have over 300+ gifs total, but most are currently around the 100 range. Please let me know if there’s a face you want prioritized, so I can release them in desired order!

— WHY’D YOU DO THIS, ADMIN PLOP? Some of these faces are overdue requests, some are for friends, and some are for my own use in RPs. I’ll get to more requests once I’ve cleared up space on my computer from all of my VLC clips. If there’s someone in a show/movie that I’m currently giffing, you can suggest them before I delete my screen recordings. You’re also welcome to ask for previews / links to unfinished upload pages if you need content for a fic or rp!

— SO ARE YOU BACK FOR GOOD, ADMIN PLOP? Slowly, but surely! I’m working retail around the holidays & also have my own stuff going on, so content will be released at a snail’s pace. That includes refilling our queue + answering the very wonderful & patient asks in our inbox! Thank you all for being so understanding! 

                                  💖 ✨✨MY RIDICULOUS GIF PACK LIST✨✨💖

Adrienne C. Moore in Modern Persuasion Cory Michael Smith in Gotham Curley Gao in Variety Shows (Bon-Us, etc) Elle Fanning in All The Bright Places Gigie ( Lê Trúc Anh ) in Girl Next Room: Security Love Guli Nazha in Return the World To You Daniella Pineda in Mercy Black Daniella Pineda in Cowboy Bebop Daniella Pineda in Modern Persuasion Dilraba Dilmurat in 21 Karat Dilraba Dilmurat in Diamond Lovers Dilraba Dilmurat in The Long Ballad (period resource) Dilraba Dilmurat in You Are My Glory Dominic Rains in Modern Persuasion Karan Soni in Always Be My Maybe Madina Memet in Ice Fantasy Destiny Ólafur Darri Ólafsson in Lady Dynamite Omar Sy in Lupin Salma Hayek in Drunk Parents Rainn Wilson in Hesher Rainn Wilson in Shimmer Lake Rainn Wilson in Soul Pancake Randall Park in Always Be My Maybe Rina Sawayama in Interviews Ryan Reynolds in 6 Underground Ryan Reynolds in Red Notice Ryan Reynolds in The Woman in Gold Ryan Reynolds in Interviews Zazie Beetz in Interviews

AND THAT’S ALL, FOLKS! 🤪🤪🤪

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[warped-historian]

Warped Tour, 2001

Dates:

June 22: Peoria, AZ

June 23: Las Vegas, NV

June 24: Fresno, CA

June 27: Chula Vista, CA

June 28: Ventura, CA

June 29: L.A., CA

June 30: San Francisco, CA

July 1: Lake Tahoe, NV

July 2: Boise, ID

July 3, George, Washington

July 5: Calgary, AB

July 6: Bozeman, MT

July 7: Salt Lake City, UT

July 8: Brighton, CO

July 10: Bonner Springs, KS

July 11: Maryland Heights, MO

July 12: Noblesville, IN

July 13: Milwaukee, WI

July 14: Somerset, WI

July 15: Tinley Park, IL

July 17: Sparta, KY

July 18: Antioch, TN

July 19: Little Rock, AR

July 20: Dallas, TX

July 21: Selma, TX

July 22: The Woodlands, TX

July 23: Corpus Christi, TX

July 24: New Orleans, LA

July 25: Atlanta, GA

July 26: Charlotte, NC

July 27: Orlando, FL

July 28: Pompano Beach, FL

July 29: Tampa, FL

July 31: Tampa, FL

August 1: Virginia Beach, VA

August 2: Pittsburgh, PA

August 3: Camden, NJ

August 4: New York, NY

August 5: Asbury Park, NJ

August 7: Cleveland, OH

August 8: Buffalo, NY

August 9: Boston, MA

August 10: Montreal, QC

August 11: Toronto, ON

August 12: Detroit, MI

Lineup:

AFI

Blink-182 (Played 7/14)

The Bouncing Souls

The Distillers (Played 6/22-7/22)

Dropkick Murphys (Played 8/1-8/12)

Fear (Played 6/22-6/30)

Fenix TX

Inspection 12 (Played 7/27)

Less Than Jake

The Living End (Played 7/10-7/12 and 7/14-7/15)

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Obtik (Played 7/23)

Pennywise (Played 6/22-7/8 and 7/27-8/12)

Rancid

Rollins Band (Played 8/1-8/9)

311 (Played 6/22-7/29)

The Ataris

D12 (Played 7/31-8/3)

Dub Pistols (Played 7/10-7/24)

Flogging Molly (Played 7/31-8/12)

Guttermouth (Played 6/29 and 7/6-7/15)

H2O

Jimmy Eat World (Played 7/25-8/5)

Kool Keith

The Misfits (Played 7/10-7/17)

Morgan Heritage (Played 7/25-8/12)

New Found Glory (Played 6/22-7/2 and 7/14)

Sum 41 (Played 7/27)

The Vandals

3rd Strike (Played 7/15-7/26)

7th House (Played 8/2-8/5)

Alien Ant Farm (Played 6/22-7/25 and 7/31-8/9)

Amen (Played 8/3-8/9)

The Apex Theory (Played 6/22-7/8)

Bigwig (Played 7/31-8/12)

Black Halos (Played 7/5-7/8)

Bodyjar (Played 6/22-7/15)

The Business (Played 7/14-7/22)

The Casualties (Played 7/13-7/23)

Catch 22 (Played 8/7-8/12)

DeRoot (Played 7/27)

El Centro (Played 7/20-7/23)

Esham (Played 6/22-8/3)

The Explosion (Played 7/17-7/29)

Good Charlotte (Played 6/22-8/5)

Grand Theft Audio (Played 8/9-8/12)

Hank 3 & Assjack (Played 6/22-7/15)

Hesher (Played 7/10-7/23)

Home Town Hero (Played 6/22-6/29)

Jaya the Cat (Played 8/2-8/5 and 8/9)

Jersey (Played 7/31-8/5)

The Juliana Theory (Played 6/22-7/3)

Liars Inc. (Played 6/28-7/12)

Little T and One Track Mike (Played 8/9-8/12)

Lost City Angels (Played 7/11-7/12 and 7/14-7/15)

Midtown (Played 7/17-7/29)

No Motiv (Played 7/31-8/12)

Pressure 4-5 (Played 7/7-7/8)

Rehab (Played 7/31-8/5)

River City High (Played 7/25-7/29)

River City Rebels (Played 7/12-7/14)

Rogue's March (Played 8/3-8/4 and 8/8-8/9)

Showoff (Played 7/25-7/31)

Slightly Stoopid (Played 6/30-7/8)

The Spitvalves (Played 7/27)

Sugarcult (Played 6/22-7/5)

Sum 41 (Played 7/10-7/26 and 7/28-8/12)

Thrice (Played 6/22-6/27)

The Youth Ahead (Played 8/5)

Zooloft (Played 8/4)

2 Cents Worth (Played 6/23)

Agent 51 (Played 6/27-6/29)

Anchor Man (Played 7/27)

Bargain Music (Played 6/22-6/27)

Belvedere (Played 7/5 and 7/31-8/5)

The Benjamins (Played 7/11-7/15)

Bumrukus (Played 7/26-7/29)

Defiance of Authority (Played 8/5-8/8)

DeRoot (Played 7/10-7/15, 7/20-7/23)

Destruction Made Simple (Played 7/29-8/1)

Deviates (Played 6/27-7/10)

Dover (Played 8/4)

Downway (Played 7/5-7/7)

The Eyeliners (Played 7/20-7/23)

Fatman's Belly (Played 7/5)

Grade (Played 8/8-8/12)

Hollywood Beach Brian (Played 7/27)

Idol Hands (Played 6/28)

The Impossibles (Played 7/31-8/5)

Jackpot (Played 6/30-7/3)

Japetto (Played 7/31-8/5)

The Know How (Played 7/28-7/29)

The Lawrence Arms (Played 7/5-7/10)

Lefty (Played 7/27 and 8/7-8/12)

The Line

Lovetone (Played 8/2-8/4)

Luckie Strike (Played 6/29-7/1)

Madcap

Mest (Played 7/15-7/19)

Obtik (Played 7/20-7/22)

Pepper

Pinhead Circus (Played 7/11-7/13)

Project Wyze (Played 8/9-8/12)

The Planet Smashers (Played 8/7-8/12)

Potluck (Played 6/30-7/1)

The Rocking Horse Winner (Played 7/26-7/29)

Shutdown (Played 8/8-8/10)

Sloppy Meateaters (Played 7/3 and 7/20-7/25)

Stunt Monkey (Played 6/30-7/1)

Switch (Played 7/8-7/19)

Sw1tched (Played 7/27)

Thursday (Played 8/1-8/4)

Tree (Played 8/7-8/9)

Tsunami Bomb (Played 6/22-6/28)

Userfriendly (Played 6/22-7/3)

Wanted Dead (Played 6/22-6/24)

Welton (Played 7/19)

151 (Played 6/29)

2540 (Played 7/26)

28 Gates (Played 7/29)

3NT (Played 7/20)

3rd Man In (Played 6/23)

40 Watt Hype (Played 6/24)

5 Spot (Played 7/5)

$50 Flander (Played 7/27)

The 7 Method (Played 7/25)

7minds (Played 8/5)

7th Rail Crew (Played 8/9)

AAK (Played 8/7)

Absolve (Played 8/9)

Addictive (Played 7/19)

Afrodesia (Played 7/19)

Aging Process (Played 6/23)

Agonistic Resemblance (Played 6/30)

All Access (Played 7/18)

Asbestos (Played 7/17-7/20)

Atomic Number 9 (Played 7/13)

B9 (Played 6/29)

Backhand (Played 7/24)

Benevolent Souls (Played 7/8)

Bi-Level (Played 7/11)

Big Dictator (Played 6/28)

Bill the Welder (Played 7/8)

Bird3

Blacklist Sunshine (Played 7/10)

Blend Engine (Played 8/4)

Blindshot (Played 8/12)

Blister 66 (Played 7/8)

Breakaway (Played 8/4)

Bruise Bros. (Played 8/9)

Buck32 (Played 7/25)

The Brodys (Played 6/30)

The Cartel (Played 8/10)

The Cartwrights (Played 7/11)

Chump (Played 7/7)

Civilized Animal (Played 7/3)

Closer Than Kin (Played 8/8)

ColdSnap-9 (Played 7/6)

Copper (Played 7/18)

Crowned King (Played 7/5)

Day Old Donuts (Played 7/23)

Deceiving Ralph (Played 7/17)

Dinkus9 (Played 8/8)

Dirtnap (Played 6/24)

Distorted Conduct (Played 7/21)

Distorted Penguins (Played 8/2)

D.O.S. (Played 6/28)

East Coast Pimps (Played 8/3)

Eastcide (Played 8/8)

Edinburgh (Played 7/12)

Enamel (Played 7/15)

The End of Julia (Played 7/20)

Epagee (Played 7/6)

Evil Engine 9 (Played 7/12)

Explosion 9 (Played 7/10)

Farmacy (Played 6/28)

Faster Than Eddie (Played 8/11)

FATE (Played 7/18)

Fixit (Played 7/2)

Flipside (Played 8/4)

Flipsyde (Played 7/14)

The Fonzarellis (Played 7/10)

Fullerton (Played 7/27)

Fusebox (Played 6/27)

GAGE (Played 8/9)

Gamma Rays (Played 7/31)

Glasseater (Played 7/28)

Going Nowhere (Played 7/28)

Gravity Crush (Played 7/14)

The Groovaholics (Played 7/11)

Guilt Trip (Played 7/5)

Happy Hour (Played 7/29)

Haverbrook (Played 7/25)

Hellshock (Played 7/15)

Higher Down (Played 8/10)

Hit By A Semi (Played 7/1)

IH5 (Played 7/23)

Ill Collaboration Unit (Played 8/1)

Implant (Played 6/30)

In Between Stars (Played 8/5)

INTAK (Played 7/17)

Ivet (Played 8/7)

Jackmove (Played 8/1)

Janis Figure (Played 7/14)

Jinxed (Played 8/11)

Just A Joke (Played 6/27)

Killshot (Played 8/12)

Kronik (Played 7/19)

Krystal Lake (Played 6/29)

Last Chance Hero (Played 7/22)

Last Place Champs (Played 7/13)

Law Of Motion (Played 7/6)

Lazerwolfs (Played 7/3)

Lesson 11 (Played 7/19)

Letterbox (Played 8/5)

Liquid Youth (Played 7/22)

Live For Today (Played 8/3)

Logiene (Played 7/20)

LoKey (Played 7/21)

Loopus (Played 8/8)

The Lost Cause (Played 7/6)

Lost For Words (Played 6/23)

Low Profile (Played 7/7)

Lucky Strikes Out! (Played 7/14)

Lure609 (Played 7/17)

Maladjusted (Played 7/7)

Marlinspike (Played 7/5)

May Flood (Played 7/24)

Miseuphoria (Played 7/31)

Mold (Played 8/10)

The Monjees (Played 7/28)

Motor Betty (Played 8/4)

MT Minds (Played 7/26)

Munkyfinger (Played 7/29)

The MunX (Played 7/24)

Mynis (Played 6/24)

Next To Nothing (PLayed 7/22)

Nine Lives (Played 8/4)

No Faced (Played 7/2)

Non Zero Sum (Played 7/3)

Nosedive (Played 6/24)

NoseDive (Played 8/7)

Omega Red (Played 6/28)

One Short (Played 8/11)

Outplay (Played 7/24)

The Pathetics (Played 6/30)

Peepin' Tom (Played 7/21)

Phrenik (Played 7/1)

Plight (Played 8/10)

Poptart Monkeys (Played 8/2)

The Proms (Played 8/7)

Racecar (Played 7/13)

REV-7 (Played 7/29)

Rudiger (Played 6/29)

Ruskabank (Played 7/10)

Scream Sophie (Played 7/26)

Secret Agent 8 (Played 7/22)

Shift (Played 6/27)

Shootin' Blanks (Played 6/23)

Sick (Played 7/8)

Skalami (Played 7/2)

Slack Season (Played 7/27)

Slingshot9 (Played 7/12)

Something Left to Learn (Played 6/22)

Space Nelson (Played 8/12)

The Spicoli's (Played 8/11)

Spindle (Played 6/22)

SpiralJinx (Played 8/3)

Squeezetoy (Played 8/1)

Stiff One Eye (Played 7/23)

StoneKracker (Played 7/21)

Stop Tyler (Played 6/22)

SubVert (Played 7/2)

Sundog (Played 8/2)

SuperGiant (Played 7/31)

Swerve (Played 6/27)

Swinging Lovehammers (Played 7/15)

Ten Ninety (Played 7/18)

Tenfold (Played 7/1)

Third Try (Played 7/15)

Tod. (Played 7/12)

Toque (Played 8/1)

Tornacade (Played 7/17)

Tragically Undecided (Played 7/25)

Twice The Sun (Played 7/28)

Twin Cam (Played 8/12)

The Twirpentines (Played 8/2)

Unfisted (Played 7/27)

Unfold (Played 7/7)

UnWell (Played 7/13)

UXB (Played 7/31)

Vally Lemmons (Played 7/23)

Wakz (Played 7/11)

Where's Arnie (Played 7/20)

Who's Your Daddy? (Played 7/3)

Willknots (Played 7/1)

Wyred (Played 8/3)

Years Apart (Played 7/26)

Zero State (Played 6/22)

[junkychaos]

流氓太有文化 HESHER HAS CULTURE PRESENTS - ROUND EYE TORTURING NURSE LSP 脑脑死@yuyintang park育音堂音乐公园,sh2021.01.15 https://www.facebook.com/events/5850755021638494

[hortushorrei]

He's HERE! Better come soon if you want some quality Holy Family time. The star is fading and those three kings are sure to steal the show in a week from now. Some people might make fun of a small- town Nativity scene, but I love it. This town is quiet enough that brats don't vandalise stuff like this, so the tradition continues. Bagnolo is tiny... I hate when people leave their cars parked boldly in the main street (vaffanculo tutti non metto neanche le frecce) to buy cigarettes or have a quick espresso, but I love Bagnolo when I see some not-too-sophisticated plywood cutouts carefully placed in front of the church. It isn't, for me, a warm religious rush, but it is civic pride and a hat's off to sweet Italian traditions. Modena this year has a huge bare-chested Santa standing in shorts, arms raised high, with white puffs of fur in the arm pit area. It 's supposed to be funny. I don't know if he has been vandalised yet, but I'll loan my blowtorch to anyone naughty enough to test what Santa is made of. I am sure he is synthetic. 🔥😈🔥 #ruralitaly #christmastraditions #heshere #provinciadimantova #santababy #bagnolosanvito #ilovebagnolosanvito #smalltownitaly #bagnoloisbetter #cutechristmas #fourthdayofchristmas #babyjesus (presso Bagnolo San Vito) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYBj5eEoolw/?utm_medium=tumblr

[outsiderindustries]

The Hesher Park Creeper of Chaos from the Pan Dimensional Fuck Ups 8-bit style @hesherpark #8bit #hesherpark #strangeart #chaos #design #darkartists #dark #darkart #death #monsters #creatures #illustration #digitalart #digital #outsiderindustries #stickers #stickertraders #sticker #stickerart #chaos #doom #stonermetal #stonerrock #metal

[parappasuggestions]

Is that a cat?

[Verse 1: Viktor Vaughn]
Vik, the wild islander, bringing out the child in ya
Singing out the silencer with more violence than "Heil Hitler"
He get some looks, some bullshit roll-over, a dusty pullover and a Pulitzer
A must we bust your crusty subwoofer system
Foes is just bluffin', clear your nose from huff-puffin'
A glutton for bludgeoning blood gushin', here you go, stud muffin
It’s nothin', get it on the get-by
Bet it on a dead guy, jet it on the red eye
Too many make mistake fillers, not enough live wires
Too many fake killers, and jive sires
Dropped these bombs on a critic from a grass knoll
Everybody got one, your mom's is a asshole
S.O.B. and smug to the utmost
Cut it close and catch a slug to the gut Mos, word to Thutmose
What's worse, clutch your purse close, lady
We get more cheese bread for the baby, toast to Grady, one-eighty

[Verse 2: Earl Sweatshirt]
I'm in the cut looking for some puss to pick apart
Dirty like us riding in the whip that really isn't ours
Storming out the door, don't press record, I hate my fucking voice
Trying to kill that noise, performing fill that void slightly
I'm swimming in water that's been dicy
Since landing
And I'm owing these niggas nothing like all that I've been handed
For free
Don't pan your cameras to me
Ho, don't command me to speak
Got these little niggas swinging from the banister, on fax in his pajamas walking slow because the camels keep his stamina weak
And you could catch him like some halibut after a bad accident
Trying to get jaw-jacked right where the catheter peeks out
Villain, Earl, and Captain in command of your street now
Rapping good as motherfucking janitors sweep now
Getting business handled, get the cannabis cheap now
It's a bunch of nuggets on him like it's sand on a beach towel

[Verse 3: Captain Murphy]
Captain's back (Yay!)
So go on put your mic away
(Where?) Inside a microwave (Oh)
When I die, I bet you Mike'll wave (hee-hee)
We blowing bubbles at the pearly gates
Took a selfie with the king but only see my face
I’m writing darker pieces in my thesis
I’m hiding in the park with all your nieces trading head for Reese's Pieces
Interject in niggas' verses with this book of witches' curses
I cast a spell upon your bitches, but my thirst is for the hearses
I’m spilling out my innards to these n-words, journey inwards
Caught her quarter past the moment, got a cord of past opponents
In a fragment of a moment, man I killed that rap then owned it
Hope to overtake the planet, with my banana in a hammock
Bitch manic parents panic, I’m a mechanic with these patterns
Propagandic with that chatter, matter of fact the Madder Hatter
Never mind the hammer, manners out the window
Pump crescendo, puff the endo, I’m Lou Ferrigno, just pretendo
Don’t ask him where the pen go 'cause the pencil got me paper paid
And paydirt made them paint her
With the mask and faded sweatshirt, nothing lesser
Bet you’ll never ever guess what I left under the dresser
Hid a message in the 808 to pester all the Heshers

[latebloomernc]

If we’re thankful for anything this year, we’re super thankful to have @jaradrogers rippin’ it on the road with us. He’s been an amazing addition to the band and a pleasure to be on the road with. You’re a true hesher & we love you 🦃🤘🏻 (at Redwood National and State Parks) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5YilJiJs3n/?igshid=4pnw9n7spb18

[rubencantumedia]

Hesher in B&W @hesherhank #centralpark #summerstage #bandshell #parkhangs #rubenwashere #hesherinthecity (at Central Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BykVh3Kl94Z/?igshid=12gdt2of9vssc

[underabr0kensky]

BIGGEST GODDAMN SURVEY EVER HOLY SHIT

1- How are you? Content I suppose.

2- Post a picture of yourself. I did yesterday you fuck, go look.

3- Do you ever wish you were someone else? Nah, I’d probably still be messed up as anyone else.

4- What is your entire name? Conner Wade Garcia.

5- How old are you? 24.

6- Age you get mistaken for: I’ve been mistaken for like 19.

7- Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality: Libra, and yeah, the stuff I see is usually fairly accurate.

8- What did you do on your last birthday? Worked, and then slept.

9- What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday? Uhh...maybe quit drinking?

10- What is your hair color? Dark brown.

11- Have you ever dyed your hair? I had a rat tail when I was like 12 that I dyed blonde.

12- What is your eye color? Hazel, sometimes gray.

13- If you could change your eye color, would you? I’d make them perma-gray.

14- Do you wear contacts/glasses? Yep, I’m fucking blind without my contacts.

15- Your opinion about your body and how confortable you are with it: Meh. It needs work. Fucking pudgy belly.

16- Have you ever considered plastic surgery? What would you alter about your body? Nope.

17- Say 8 facts about your body: That’s a lot, so I’ll say one: I have two scars on my right hand in almost the same place.

18- Do you have any tattoos? Not yet.

19- Do you have any piercings? Nope.

20- Left or right handed? I am a righty, not a subhuman Morlock freak witch person.

21- What’s your sexual orientation? Straight.

22- Do you drink? Yeah, more than I should.

23- Do you smoke? No.

24- Do you have any pets? I wish. I want a kitteh.

25- Where do you work? I don’t right now. I worked at Walmart til like a month ago.

26- Something you are working on right now: Cutting back on my drinking.

27- Do you have any “rules” about food? Nah, but there are some foods I just can’t stand.

28- Where are you from? Tennessee. Ew.

29- What would you say is your best quality? Uhh. I’m good at listening.

30- What do you think you’re really good at? Guitar.

31- What do you think you’re really bad at? Staying sober.

32- What talent do you wish you’d been born with? I’d be happy with not having been born with depression.

33- Are you a bad person? Well I mean I think I kind of suck, but everyone says I’m awesome.

34- Are you nice to everyone? I try to be.

35- Say 3 facts about your personality: I have a temper, I like to listen, and I doubt myself a lot.

36- Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? Yeah lol.

37- What is your ideal bed? Why? A king bed with a curtain around it, because fuck anyone staring at me sleeping. Unless it’s my girlfriend.

38- Did you wake up cranky? Depends on how early I get up.

39- Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? Sometimes.

40- What do you think about the most? My mind is too all over the place for that.

41- Share 2 habits: Drinking and nail-biting.

42- What you want to be when you “get older”? Financially stable bruh.

43- What are your career goals? To not live paycheck to paycheck. And maybe to not hate my job.

44- What is your ideal career? Musician.

45- Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Fucking fuck no.

46- Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Oh yeah, that’s like 98% of my day.

47- Have you ever had an imaginary friend? Yeah, I have.

48- Say 10 facts about your room: I’m not gonna listen ten, but I have a bunch of band/music posters, there’s an electric drum kit in the corner, there are lots of dragon statues, there’s an Arcueid figure (Tsukihime for anyone who gets that), uhh...Borderlands 2 is paused on my TV right now. And there are many guitars.

49- Do you have any phobias? Spiders, needles, and fucking tornadoes.

50- Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? Yeah, both of them. The therapist stopped practicing which sucked and the psychiatrist was a Godfagging quack.

51- Are you allergic to anything? If so, what? Pollen, rabbits, pork, artificial green apple, cat dandruff, and goldenrod. And amoxicillin.

52- Ever broken any bones? Nope, and I have no idea how.

53- Ever come close to death? Yeah, a couple of times.

54- Things you like and dislike about yourself: Uhh. I like my looks for the most part and my musical talent. Hate pretty much everything else lol.

55- A random fact about yourself: I can curl my tongue. Helps me play the harmonica.

56- What are three things most people don’t know about you? I’ve kissed a guy before, I cry a lot for a guy (or for a person, probably), and I like anime a lot. Specifically stupid slice of life shit and shonen.

57- An unknown fact about your life: Uhh. My stupid fucking taskbar can’t be right clicked. I hate Windows 10.

58- Share something about yourself others might think is weird: I like being choked and slapped in bed.

59- Five weird things that you like: Fried calimari, pineapple on pizza, Wendy’s fries dipped in their chocolate shake (thanks Jess), classical music, and getting drunk outside.

60- Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this? Yes. And nobody sent me this, I just fill these out as surveys because nobody fucking responds if I just reblog it.

61- Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? Yeah, but they’re not recent. I’m not really active on there anymore.

62- Describe yourself in one word/sentence: Fucked up.

63- A quote you try to live by: “I choose to live rather than just exist” comes the closest, but I’m doing a terrible job of that lol.

64- Leave me a compliment: Uhh. Anyone who reads this, you’re pretty.

Favorites

65- What is your favorite thing to do? Play guitar or listen to music. Or, lately, play Borderlands 2. The DLC is poppin’, yo.

66- What’s your favorite color? Black.

67- What’s your favorite band/singer? Favorite band is Children of Bodom. Favorite singers are James Hetfield, Marc Hudson, Howard Jones, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Elvis Presley, Anders Fridén, Matt Heafy, Warrel Dane, Amy Lee, probably others I’ve forgotten.

68- What’s your favorite movie? That’s hard. Goodfellas, the Godfather Part I and II, 300, both Avengers movies, Captain America: Civil War, Titanic, Hesher, and Good Will Hunting are some of my favorites.

69- What are your favorite books? The Wheel of Time series, Bag of Bones, the Harry Potter series, The Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, Penpal, Shout!: The Beatles in Their Generation, A Painted House, Jurassic Park, Black Lightning, shit I have a lot more.

70- What is your favorite quote and why? The above quote, because it represents what I wish I could actually do. But ya know. Money.

71- What is your favorite word? Fuck.

72- What is your least favorite word? Money.

73- What is your favorite type of food? Italian food motherfucker. Specifically lasagna.

74- Your favorite ice cream? Heath bar.

75- What’s your favorite animal? KITTEH.

76- Dogs or cats? KITTEHS.

77- Describe your favourite texture: Uhh. Those really soft silky-feeling blankets.

78- What is your favorite flower? A BLACK ROSE EHHHH SO EDGY. Probably daffodils.

79- What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex? The smell right before or after it rains. And on the opposite sex, whatever perfume they like.

80- What is your favorite season? Spring.

81- What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die? Venice, Berlin, Scotland, Norway, and that weird island with the dragon fruit and flat freaky trees that I’ve forgotten the name of and am too lazy to Google.

82- What are four things you can’t live without and why? Internet, phone, music, and cute animals. Because they keep me from fucking murdering myself.

83- Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? I have no idea but I’m gonna take a quiz right now, brb. Apparently I’m a goddamn unicorn, fuck.

84- What’s your favorite television show? House M.D.

85- Favorite place to shop at? Walmart. Fuck shopping bruh.

86- Say 2 facts about your favorite things: Uhh. One has strings and one lives in Germany.

Family, childhood and places

87- Say 4 facts about your parents: My dad is Spanish, my mom has depression, they divorced when I was like 11, and my dad is a medical professional.

88- Are you more like your mom or your dad? I think I’m like. Exactly equal to both of them. It’s frustrating.

89- Do you have any siblings? An older half brother, two younger step siblings, and two younger half brothers.

90- Say 9 facts about your family: That’s too many facts, die. My family is really big though and my dad’s side can speak Spanish.

91- What’s your relationship like with your family? Meh. Not great with my dad, my mom and I are fine though.

92- Say 7 facts about your childhood: There was a lot of stress and emotional abuse and shit. But it was also a better childhood than most people I think.

93- The best and the worst childhood memories: one of my favorites was when I got a PS1 for my birthday. Worst, I have no idea. Whenever my parents fought, which was a lot.

94- Say 6 facts about your home town: It’s tiny, it’s full of rednecks with fucking F10000 penis substitutes, it has a pretty chill as county fair. I know that’s only 4, fuck off.

95- Are you going out of town soon? Nah, I doubt it.

96- Where would you like to live? If I had to stay in America, California. If I could leave, I dunno, probably Norway or Sweden. Somewhere in Europe definitely.

97- What would your dream house be like? Victorian style please.

98- Where would you go on your dream vacation? Italy. I’d get banned from the country for eating all their food.

99- Where you want to be right now? With my girlfriend, or at a beach somewhere.

100- Top three places to visit: Venice, Berlin, Spain.

Friends

101- Would you ever smile at a stranger? Yeah, I do sometimes.

102- Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Girls. Most of the guys around here act like douches and only ever talk about sports or fucking girls.

103- Who is someone you never tire of? My girlfriend.

104- Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? There are a couple of people.

105- Who is your most loyal friend? Phil.

106- Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? Mhmm. Three people.

107- If your best friend died, what would you do? Get horrendously drunk for days on end and snap at everyone.

108- A reason you’ve lied to a friend: No idea. Probably because I didn’t want to leave my house or something, lol.

109- Have you ever felt replaced? Yeah, sometimes.

110- Say 5 facts about your bestfriend(s): Too many facts. But he is a drummer and he likes roleplaying games.

Relationships

111- The last person you hugged? Not a fucking clue. Sasha I think.

112- Who was your first kiss with? Girl named Jessica. It was in the garden section at Walmart lol.

113- Do you like kissing in public? I fucking love it.

114- Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yeah, plenty of times.

115- You have a preference for boys or girls? Girls pls.

116- Is the male or female body closest to perfection? I don’t think anything or anyone is perfect, but I prefer the female body.

117- Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah.

118- Do you believe in soul mates? Maybe. I didn’t used to but now I kinda do.

119- What is your idea of the perfect date? I don’t really care honestly. Just something cute and romantic.

120- Based on past relationships or crushes, describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend: I like someone who I can talk to and not get bored of, someone who can keep up with my weird thought processes, and someone who doesn’t mind me being a kinky fuck.

121- What is the first thing you noticed in someone? Eyes or face in general, usually. Unless they’re wearing a crazy outfit or something.

122- Are looks important in a relationship? Yeah. They’re not the most important thing but I have to be attracted to someone.

123- What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? There’s not really an external characteristic someone needs to have for me to like them, but I love red hair.

124- What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? No biggie as long as it’s not like a 26 year old dating a 13 year old or something. My ex and I were five years apart.

125- Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? Hahaha. The only two serious relationships I’ve had were on the Internet.

126- Five guys/girls whom you find attractive: The girlfriend, the ex girlfriend, Emma Watson, Olivia Wilde, Mila Kunis.

127- Do you have a crush on anyone? It’s a bit more than a crush.

128- A description of the girl/boy you like: She’s hot as fuck yo. Hotter than you. :D

129- Say 1 fact about the person your like: She has facial piercings and she always loses :P

130- If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? “Can I meet the body I mean person?”

131- When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Whenever I sent the girlfriend the last message lol.

132- Do you think someone has feelings for you? I know she does.

133- Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Probably. Ew.

134- Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? You could say I make a habit of it.

135- Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Who hasn’t?

136- Anyone you’re giving up on? Nah. Probably should be, but nah.

137- Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yup.

138- Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yeah, the girl I dated throughout high school was kind of a cunt to my friends.

139- Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yup.

140- Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Mhmm. Scary thought haha.

141- Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yes.

142- Is there someone you will never forget? Absolutely.

143- Say five ways to win your heart: Babble at me in a foreign language, cook me Italian food, introduce me to your cat, leave big ass scratches down my back, or act like a sappy romantic fuck.

144- What turns you on? Slapping, choking, hair pulling, biting, scratching, moaning, hard tongue on tongue kissing, girl on girl. I’m a guy. Eat me.

145- What turns you off? Bitchy people and close-minded bigoted fucks.

146- What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Jerk me while you whisper about fucking a girl into my ear and don’t let me cum until you say so. It has been done to me and it was fucking awesome.

147- What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Probably when I found out Jess had started a separate bank account and was funneling parts of her paychecks into it to help me financially when I moved up there. Nice job fucking that one up, Conner.

148- What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Honestly I don’t care at this point. Just love me lol.

149- Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Have you had one written for you? Yes, and no actually.

150- What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Woke Jess up while she was clearly having a nightmare and held her hand until she calmed down.

151- Are you in love? Yes.

152- Are you in a relationship? Yes.

153- If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? She’s a fucking dork and I love it.

154- Are relationships ever worth it? Yeah, they’re just hard.

155- Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? I don’t think so.

156- Can you commit to one person? Mhmm.

157- Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yeah, I’ve done it plenty of times lol.

158- Do you ever want to get married? Yes.

159- Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Maybe. Hopefully.

160- Future names of your children: I do not want kids.

161- Do you get jealous easily? Yeah. Not like possessive jealous, but it’s pretty easy to make me jealous.

162- The last time you felt jealous, and why? I have no idea. Probably when my girlfriend hung out with her shit ex lol.

163- What is your definition of cheating? Anything you wouldn’t want your partner finding out about I suppose. I guess anything past hugging/holding hands.

164- Have you ever been cheated on? Yes.

165- Do you forgive betrayal? Eh. I probably would even though I shouldn’t.

166- Have you ever cheated on someone? Not my proudest moment, but yes, I cheated to get back at her for cheating on me. It did not help.

167- Why did your last relationship fail? Because I was an asshole and I fucked it up.

168- Things you want to say to an ex: I am so sorry, it was entirely my fault, you did nothing wrong and I hope you forgive me.

169- A description of the person you dislike the most: Anyone who has dated my girlfriend. :P

170- If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? I would have no idea wtf she’s apologizing for, but yeah of course.

171- How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Not a clue honestly. A good many, but most of them haven’t been serious.

172- How long was your longest relationship? Almost 5 years.

173- You’ll love me if… You like musicians I guess?

174- Share a relationship story: Lol okay. So when I went to visit Jess, we went out for dinner with her roommate and her roommate’s boyfriend. And they all went to a super Christian private college. We were trying to keep our relationship sort of on the DL because the school was very gossip-y and Jess grew up in a town of like 700 people and her parents were ridiculous about her dating, much less dating a dude five years older that she met online. But anyway. We finished eating and we were all shooting the shit, and when we got up to take the dishes over to the little conveyor belt thing Jess and I kinda play-wrestled and I knocked a plate on her arm. And she was like “Look you made a mess on my hand” and without even thinking I said “Yeah, that’s what I do” without troubling to keep my voice down and winked like a dumbass. And she turned redder than a tomato and her roommate got this “OMFG” look on her face and Jess punched the shit out of my shoulder hahaha. Ahh. Good memories.

Music, movies and books

175- How often do you listen to music? Pretty much whenever I’m not watching a movie or playing a game.

176- What kind of music you like? I am a metalhead but I like everything.

177- Do you like to dance? I like to mosh.

178- What was the first concert/show you attended? Killswitch Engage with Parkway Drive, Escape Plan and Every Time I Die.

179- Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Yeah.

180- Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past: “Hello” by Adele. Shit was always on the pop station that my ex and I listened to in SD.

181- A song that’s been stuck in your head: “Hoshi no Furumachi” by The Fallen Moon.

182- Put your music player on shuffle and write the first ten songs that play: Oh fuck off, fine. 1. Your Love Kills Me--The Veer Union 2. Everybody’s Trying to Be My Baby--The Beatles 3. Baptism -strings ver.-: Fate/Stay Night OST 4. Bang Bang--Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj 5. What is Eternal--Trans-Siberian Orchestra 6. Big Girls Don’t Cry--Fergie 7. Space Room--Bruce Faulconer 8. The Gun Show--In This Moment 9. Shit Out of Luck--Foamy the Squirrel 10. Blaze Heatnix--Megaman X6 OST

183- A book you want to read/have recently read: I wanna finish reading Bazaar of Bad Dreams.

184- Describe your dream library: Just fucking packed with horror and fantasy and drama books. And biographies.

185- Last movie you just watched: Uhh...Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings.

186- Do you like watching what type of movies? I love horror.

Situations and crazy things

187- You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done? 7-star Dragon Ball on my shoulder.

189- What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for? Pirating too much shit. :P

190- If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be? I wouldn’t. Becoming someone else would be shitty.

191- You’re given $10,000…under one condition:you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to? My girlfriend probably. Then she could afford a plane ticket :P

192- If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? Don’t ask me that, I’ll get sad.

193- If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? Polonium. Because it sounds cool.

194- If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 2016. It was shit.

195- You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? Give me a badass sword. And I dunno, probably “I’ve got balls of steel”

196- If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? Some bullshit crazy roller coaster that has a 1 in 10 chance of killing you.

197- What is the first curse word that comes to mind? FUCK.

198- What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be… Fuck parties.

199- Halloween costume idea? I was gonna be a Kroger bag for Halloween when I worked at Walmart.

200- What are you supposed to be doing right now? Nothing. I am ethereal.

201- Currently wanting to see anyone? Yes, always.

202- Why you follow me? I can’t, you’re a survey.

203- If you met me what would you do? Wonder how a survey was walking around.

204- Leave me a ridiculous question: Why are you so interested in me?

205- Leave me a cute message: Fluffy cats.

Opinions and beliefs

206- Is the cup half full or half empty for you right now? There is no cup. I smashed it.

207- Do you believe in fate/destiny? Nah.

208- What you wish for on 11:11? Happiness.

209- Do you consider yourself lucky? What’s your good luck charm? Fuck no lol.

210- Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? Yeah, there’s no way we’re alone in this fuck huge universe.

211- What is your religion, if any? I am not religious.

212- Would you go against your moral code for money? Depends on which part of the moral code and the amount of money.

213- What’s more important to you:strength of the body or strength of the mind? Gimme dem moosels.

214- How important you think education is? If it’s a good education, very important, but the shit that passes for education in America is less important than deciding what kind of toilet paper to buy.

215- If you were the president, what would you do? Die of the anxiety and stress during my inauguration.

216- If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? Money wouldn’t have turned everyone into a greedy cunt.

217- Is it the thought that counts? Or is that phrase circumstantial? Eh. Depends on the situation. Somebody with no medical training trying to save somebody who was injured and instead ends up accidentally killing them should have just kept their thoughts to themselves.

218- If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? Buy a plane ticket to Berlin.

219- Which movie character do you most identify with and why? Greg House. Because depression and alcoholism suck.

Feelings and Others

220- Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early? I procrastinate procrastination.

221- Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance: That is not happening, I am lazy.

222- Say 5 things you love unconditionally: The girlfriend, music, food, the Internet, and kittehs.

223- What motivates you in life? My girlfriend. Seriously if I hadn’t found her I’d be a puddle of vaguely human-shaped sadness on the ground.

224- Something that you’re proud of: I can play guitar.

225- Five words/phrases that make you laugh: “Look at this fucking bird making pasta. Just look at it for fuck’s sake”

226- Share the story of something that makes you smile: Watching all of the “Will it [insert food here]?” videos from GoodMythicalMorning with Jess. Fun nights.

227- Something you always think “what if…” about: You probably know the answer lol.

228- What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that? LotR. Because I watched them with Jess and now they just make me sad, stop making me think about this shit.

229- Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life: When I tried to dance with my crush in like 3rd grade and had no idea wtf I was doing lmao.

230- Something/someone that you miss: THE GIRLFRIEND. WAKE YO ASS UP.

231- Are you over your past? Not entirely.

232- What is your saddest memory? When she broke up with me, what the fuck did I JUST say.

233- One of the hardest moments in your life: Holy fuck you’re doing this on purpose.

234- Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? YEAH. AS A MATTER OF FUCKING FACT THERE IS.

235- What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about? I wanna go to a vocaloid concert.

236- What was your most embarrassing moment? Fuck if I know. I embarrass myself a lot.

237- Share one of your fears/insecurities: I hate my nasty pudgy belly.

238- Something you’re currently worrying about: Getting a fucking job.

239- Have you done something you regret very much? Yes.

240- If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be? I would take back what an asshole I was.

241- Does anyone hate you? Probably.

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Getting High at Disneyland 101

Even though recreational use of Marijuana is now legal in California, you still can’t smoke weed in Disneyland. This is probably for the best. Can you imagine the huge clouds of smoke, bellowing from various groups of heshers huddled in New Orleans Square? I’m getting the willies just thinking about it. *Shudder*

Even smoking regular ol’ tobacco is frowned upon in Disneyland. Back in the day, DL was a glorious playground for kids from around the world to come and chain smoke their Parliaments. I remember, in the early 90s, being one of many fat young goth boys, smokin’ it up in front front of The Haunted Mansion. Now I can’t stand the things.

If you want to smoke while in Disneyland, you have to go to one of their dreaded DESIGNATED SMOKING AREAS. The Disneyland Gods strategically placed these areas in the farthest, most annoying and desolate places in the park. The nicest one of these is on The Rivers of America near the Tom Sawyer Island raft queue. During the Summer nights, this smoking area becomes a very desirable spot for viewing FANTASMIC! 

You probably CAN go to one of the more discreet smoking areas, take a couple drags off a hash oil vape pen and get away with it. But, in my opinion, this would be a show of disrespect to the park and its cast members. The risk of getting caught isn’t worth it. The cast members don’t want to bust you for your vape pen. It would bum them out as much as it would bum you out. 

The best method of getting totally blazed up at the park is to use edibles or toke up in the privacy of your hotel room. The latter works for me more than edibles, which tend to lay me out for the count and make me too tired to engage in the vigorous walking involved in travelling around the resort. I highly suggest having a home base hotel room, or “headquarters,” for all your marijuana related needs. You’re sure to not bother anyone with the smell and you’re avoiding the risk of getting caught or possibly banned from Disneyland all together. 

-To be continued-

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HAND DRAWN COLLAB WITH HESHER PARK

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Eye of the Beholder: A Short History Of Metallica Songs in Films and TV

We can all agree that the finest use of Metallica’s songs at a motion picture was Some sort of Monster. Cool songs, cool lyrics, trendy sweaters. But from the halcyon days earlier lifestyles determined deathstyles, you will be amazed to learn that the biggest of the Big 4 wrote four albums regarded even more highly than St. Anger. Below are our thoughts on the way TV shows and seven films used the stuff.

STRANGER THINGS, SEASON 2, EPISODE 8

Billy the Bully is not exactly the most three-dimensional antagonist in the storied history of Netflix and Chill, but he did rock “Whiplash” inside his bedroom to get pumped for a second sleepless night of threatening African-American children with physical harm. He’d [SPOILER ALERT] endure the final ’80s comeuppance, yet: his dad calling him a “f*gg*t” for egregious bedroom hair-tousling. ANYHOO, although zero high schoolers within this time interval hastens at varsity basketball and listened to Kill ’Em All, this song is totally appropriate for Billy’s character, which makes this a good score of 7 .

THAT’S MY BOY

By Steve Buscemi and John Turturro to Al Pacino and Nicole Kidman, Adam Sandler has the Midas Touch as it comes to humiliating thespians that are legendary. 2012’s That’s My Lady continues this proud lineage by pitting Sandler’s eponymous son (Andy Samberg) against an egregiously slumming James Caan, enjoying a foul-mouthed, brawling priest. The subsequent beatdown is put to (sigh, again) “Whiplash,” however, the editor is too lazy to sync both the blow-landing freeze-frame montage to any trendy staccato parts (you know, like the iconic beginning). Lazy and stupid, but do you expect anything else? A 3 if we’re being generous.

OLD SCHOOL

Two wretched Hangover sequels and yet another Due Date along with War Dogs later, the bloom has long worn off the idea of Todd Phillips becoming Hollywood’s preeminent crass humor man. But almost all of Old School ages well, particularly the scene where Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, and Vince Vaughn kidnap prospective fraternity pledges to the tune of “Master of Puppets.” Thumbs up to any scene which finishes with a protagonist threatening that a middle-aged girl in a supermarket parking lot, “You tell anyone about it, I’ll fucking kill you … I am kidding, I’m kidding, we’ll have him back by tonight. Okay, love?” Obvious choice, but expertly applied. Hard 8.

HESHER

Does not, won’t get any better. The title font is Metallica-style. This is the pinnacle of all Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s livelihood. It wisely uses five classic ‘Tallica bangers: “The Shortest Straw,”“Fight Fire With Fire,”“Anesthesia (Pulling Teeth),”“Battery,” and “Motorbreath.” The above mentioned scene applies “Battery” in its beginning and ending, and while I would strongly suggest skipping it and simply watching the whole thing, I can tell you that this is exactly how I would have treated a younger brother if my parents had granted me one. A perfect 10.

THE BIG SHORT

I am not a homeowner, nor do I really care about other people’s issues, nor do I presume of fourth-wall-breaking in films which are not , so maybe I am not best-equipped to examine Metallica’s usage in a film which I turned away after 10 minutes out of boredom. But unless many and sundry synopses have led me wrong, Christian Bale’s savant-like hedge fund manager Michael Burry predicted the housing crisis while drumming along to the likes of Mastodon, Pantera, along with Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” (“Eye of the Beholder” is later utilized.) Everyone but me seemed to actually enjoy this picture, therefore I’ll throw it a cursory 8, and I am pretty dumb.

ZOMBIELAND

Even the overstylized opening credits to the second-ever zom-com blare “For Whom the Bell Tolls” as many types of these undead hurl armed defenses off prison towers (two thumbs way up), chase down smoothie-toting yuppie girls (eh), dip right into a dress mid-toast (good stuff), participate in one of these father-son races where your legs are closely tied to one another (fine, positive), and far more. The song choice is if only half of the vision makes sense. 8

ANY GIVEN SUNDAY

Let us end with a one. How Metallica haven’t completed a Super Bowl halftime show is beyond me, although I know the concept is to counterprogram to cast as wide a Nielsen net as you can. (They might even create up with Axl and haul out him in their own stupid Jerry Rice Raiders jersey.) Anyhow, Oliver Stone’s foolish “evaluation” of expert soccer boasts a super-weird soundtrack, mixing great hip (DMX, Mobb Deep, OutKast) using opposite-of-great nü-metal (Godsmack, P.O.D.).   In this specific locker area interlude, the snowy linemen closed off their black counterparts’ pesky hippity-hop in favour of “Motorbreath.” Shouting ensues. I think this is something or commentary. 4?

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'Teen Wolf' Meets Biker Bar in a Surreal Hesher Paradise

If Michael J. Fox's character in Teen Wolf had really considered the repercussions of life as a werewolf, there's a chance that film would have ended as tragically as the video that plays on loop as part of Grand Ole Opera, a mind-blowingly detailed installation on view through July 30 at Pioneer Works in Red Hook. The video, titled Noitulos Edicius, depicts a werewolf that eerily resembles Scott Howard, Fox's character in the film, putting on a record, looking at itself in a mirror, and blowing its head off with a revolver.

The video is only the tip of the tragi-comic iceberg inside Brent Stewart and Willie Stewart's surreal hesher paradise. The two artists, who are not related, and curator Gabriel Florenz have created an immersive installation that combines a deep knowledge of art history and the decidedly un-erudite subjects of heavy metal and horror cinema. "I am a huge proponent of passion over professionalism," Willie tells Creators, "and I don't worry much about locked ideas. I try to stay fluid and open."

Installation view, "Grand Ole Opera" Pioneer Works, New York.

Grand Ole Opera fills the massive Pioneer Works space with what could easily be mistaken for a David Lynch set piece — a 1977 Ford pickup with Tennessee plates that say "STU WHO" glows with green fluorescent light, parked next to a stage where a satellite video of the sun plays on a loop. Against another wall, a taxidermy deer sits in front of a row of hot-pink lights as if they are a cozy fireplace. Ouija Boards and VHS tapes of Slacker and The Craft are stacked inside a trailer lined with cheap woodgrain paneling. And there's a fully functioning bar.

"The Bar is a nomadic biker bar built by Jason Grunwald and Greg Minnig of Deth Killers of Bushwick," Willie explains. It's been the biker gang's clubhouse for years, but for the run of Grand Ole Opera it's been appropriated into a work of communal art, something the Stewarts hope will function in the same vein as Gordon Matta-Clark's landmark artist-run restaurant, Food.

Installation view, "Grand Ole Opera" Pioneer Works, New York

But the mythology of Grand Ole Opera is mostly autobiographical. Willie grew up in a biker bar outside Nashville, TN, and he and Brent, also a native Tennessean, bonded over a shared love of Southern counter-culture, cinema, and music. The pair has blended their shared obsessions into something that seems like a well of movie cliches and personal tragedies playing out side by side.

Between 2000 and 2009, three of Willie's friends, as well as his father, committed suicide. Each of them was looking into a mirror just before. "These types of suicides are common," Willie says, explaining the background of the werewolf video as both a reversal of Jacques Lacan's concept of a mirror stage and a play on the infamous 1986 lawsuit against Ozzy Osbourne, whose "Suicide Solution" was playing when John McCollum, a depressed teenager, committed suicide allegedly after listening to the song.

Installation view, "Grand Ole Opera" Pioneer Works, New York

Part of the installation is musical, and a concert series of noise and metal bands play on the Grand Ole Opera stage. California stoner doom metal band Sleep and Japanese experimental psych band Fushitsusha are slated to play later this month.

"Willie and I will be bartending during the Sleep show in a few weeks and will host an informal talk about the show while we're bartending," says Brent.

Installation view, "Grand Ole Opera" Pioneer Works, New York

Installation view, "Grand Ole Opera" Pioneer Works, New York

Installation view, "Grand Ole Opera" Pioneer Works, New York

Installation view, "Grand Ole Opera" Pioneer Works, New York

Brent Stewart and Willie Stewart's Grand Ole Opera is on view at Pioneer Works through July 30. For more information, including a full list of the concert series, click here.

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