#hes the perfect balance of silly goofy and oh god dont hurt my boy

[stealsh0e]

-S is the head of the department of Sleep, in charge of conspiracies, dream states and other supernatural occurrences regarding what happens while we sleep. Basically the people in episode 1 that put the advertisements in your dreams. Yeah THAT!!!

-A scientist whose known for testing his own work on himself, "If I test it on myself first, then it HAS to be good for everyone else.". No one believes him when he says it, and no one's willing to open that can of worms. There's an unsettling air about him when he says it.

-Cognito Inc tried to create a sleep paralysis demon that would just read advertisements to those afflicted by it, which S spearheaded and put himself up immediately for the test run. While it went smoothly, S's left eye ended up looking exactly like the demons. What's more, he'd see advertisements out of it, and so it led to him covering it with an eyepatch to prevent him from seeing advertisements all day.

-If he stares at someone too much with said eye, they actually start thinking about what advertisements are currently on his eye. He looks at you with that big ole eyes and you get the unbearable urge to buy something you might not even need. So the eyepatch is for the sanity of himself and those around him.

-Known around Cognito as the chill, eccentric slob whose favourite things all begin with S. He kinda floats around socially, cracks a joke and has a conversation, but people note he feels. weird to talk to. He has a BIT of a staring problem- like he's looking through you or rather than make eye contact he looks at your forehead?? Like he's trying to see your brain.

-He's a freaky lil guy who upped the freak factor after his eye incident, there's definetely more changes that occurred to him that he's not telling anyone. He still keeps his corny sweet heart open for all to see, hoping it distracts people from his other more unsettling quirks (it doesn't but most people can appreciate his efforts).

S is a wip but he's honestly one of my favourite blorbs right now, infesting my brain with worms. This bad boy can fit so many self destructive red flags in him that bulls won't need to run into a china shop anymore. He is shipped with someone, but I'll keep that for another post bc their relationship is a slow burn and I enjoy their small moments. Here's a lil hint