king-of-gay5000
KingOfGay5000
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I may not know what's going on half the time.. Wait where was I going with this, got distracted.
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king-of-gay5000 · 23 hours ago
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Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.
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king-of-gay5000 · 23 hours ago
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i love twitter warfare
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king-of-gay5000 · 23 hours ago
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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
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king-of-gay5000 · 23 hours ago
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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king-of-gay5000 · 1 day ago
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I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome
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king-of-gay5000 · 3 days ago
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So, I'm trans. And several years ago, I was at my great grandfather's funeral. 17, newly on T, barely out to anyone other than my close friends and family. And I'm standing there at the refreshment's table, surrounded by strangers and members of my family's church, when George walks up to me.
This man is ancient, bent like a finger and frail. Tufts of white hair surround his wrinkled face. Like always, he's wearing thick glasses, massive hearing aids, and his veteran's hat. George was my first introduction to the concept of war, when he told me as a child why he was missing two fingers on his hand. He's been a fixture at church since I can remember. I've only ever seen him at there or in uniform at parades, the rest of his time spent in a nursing home somewhere. He picks up a deviled egg and says, in his quiet voice,
"You know, before your grandfather died, he told me that now he had 3 grandsons."
I'm frozen in place. I don't know what to say to that, if I should say anything at all. This is not a conversation I expected to have, especially not with this man. But he continues.
"I didn't know what he meant! So he explained it to me."
And I can imagine it. My great grandfather, uninformed and opinionated but supportive, explaining to his friend the news he barely understood himself over after-service coffee and cookies. His eldest grandchild was now a boy.
"And, you know, I didn't know what to think."
Here, George looks me up and down. This 90-something year old war veteran, who knew me mostly as the little girl playing in the church kitchen with his wife, processing what my great grandfather had really meant. It feels like a long pause, even thought it probably passed in a second.
"But you look good. So, eh!"
And then he smiled, shrugged, and walked away without another word. If I was fine, if I was happier, then that's all that mattered.
George passed away this week, at the age of 99. This memory has been bouncing around in my head for a while, but I wasn't sure if or how I should share it. It was a conversation that meant very little, but also meant the world. It was scary, and funny, and the moment when I realized that sometimes the people you least expect will accept you. Sometimes, even if they don't fully understand, even if they barely know you, someone will choose to support you. And that will always matter.
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king-of-gay5000 · 3 days ago
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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally
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king-of-gay5000 · 3 days ago
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king-of-gay5000 · 3 days ago
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Straight guy one beer in: I can’t wait to have a wife
Straight guy two beers in: (to slightly effeminate guy friend) c. Cana I pleleaaase get you pregannt
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king-of-gay5000 · 3 days ago
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fashion is cyclical
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king-of-gay5000 · 4 days ago
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Requested by awesomenessdoesstuffsometimes
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king-of-gay5000 · 4 days ago
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just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with
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king-of-gay5000 · 4 days ago
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king-of-gay5000 · 4 days ago
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king-of-gay5000 · 4 days ago
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that beautiful tall dommy ukrainian cosplayer lady who's big with the chinese lesbians is so awesome because she probably drowned her abusive husband in the indonesian ocean and no one cares
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king-of-gay5000 · 4 days ago
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munchlax is pretty hot
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