#hes such an doofus

[tea-you-later-losers]

Gu Yun would rather eat his most hated thing (sour pickled vegetables) than admit to their friends and family that Chang Geng was and is his greatest comfort

[uncivilliberties]

My cat just climbed up onto the bed next to me, sneezed directly into my ear, swatted me on the forehead, and left with the satisfaction of someone who just crossed the last thing off a to-do list.

[klancer-warrior]

season 1-3 silly klance bc i miss them like this

[gojorgeous]

if gojo has a wife he's acting one of two ways:

He gushes about you constantly. i mean, you cannot get this man to shut about about his wife. he's obsessed- literally lives and breathes for you. he's talking about how cute you are, how adorable it is when you wake up early to cook breakfast, how you wear the cutest clothes, how you pack him the best lunches. he will yap to anyone around him about how much he loves you. nanami is about to slam his head into a wall every time gojo so much as approaches and his students have learned to just tune him out.

He never mentions you. loves you so so so much, but never really sees a reason to bring you up when he's at work or with his students. would of course talk about you if the topic came up, but so far... it hasn't. when the topic does come up one day, it's something small. he says some shit like "i can't wait to get home. my wife is making my favorite for dinner." and his students just fucking lose it. except megumi- he's known the whole time LMAO. everybody suddenly wants to know everything about his mysterious wife and he's kind of bewildered, but is completely willing to show you off. when he arrives home that night it's with over half a dozen people behind him, all of whom want to meet you. he just offers to order take out lol.

[hers-underwraps]

Everyone’s out here calling kwazii a theatre kid

BUT LOOK AT HIM

Like his dorky ass is breaking out into song and performing like a lil goofball every chance he gets

[touchyluffy]

After a hard fought battle, you were laying in bed your body covered in bandages. It was dark outside, the sun setting several hours ago, you tossed and turned trying to get comfortable in bed. But every position you moved into hit another sore spot on your body. With a frustrated sigh, you figured you'd get no sleep tonight.

Suddenly your door opened and, figuring it was Chopper coming to check on you, you pretended to be asleep so your crewmate wouldn't worry. He had basically barricaded you in your bedroom earlier that night because rest is the best medicine. But the footsteps were louder than Chopper's and when the person spoke you knew it wasn't the reindeer.

"I know you're not asleep." Luffy said, not worried about disrupting the quiet night. His finger tapping your forehead. You open your eyes, adjusting to the darkness to find your captain standing next to your bed.

"Get out, you-" You pulled the covers up around your body and were about to make a sassy remark when you see his eyes looking over your body covered in bandages, his face shrouded in worry.

"Luffy?" You asked, your voice coming out hoarse. It was not common to see his expression so deeply concerned. His name did not disrupt his search. He was so quiet, so observant, so unlike himself you almost thought you were dreaming. You rubbed your eyes and, after still finding him there, said his name again. He eyes met yours.

He finally spoke, "Can I sleep here tonight?"

You stared at him with your mouth hung open. Of the many things you knew about Monkey D. Luffy you can always count on him to be two things - unpredictable and blunt.

Seeing your confused expression, he explained, "You got hurt. I couldn't sleep thinking about it. I thought I could sleep here. With you."

He trailed off, his words seeming to surprise even himself. You searched him now, wondering who this was and who replaced your captain, but all you saw in his brown eyes was concern. Your captain had no perverted intentions.

Eventually, you nodded at him, moving over in the bed to make room for him.

Luffy's relieved smile lit up your dark bedroom and he set his hat down gently on your bedside table. Your heart did a flip when he moved the covers back, slowly stretching out his body in the bed and laying his head down on your second pillow.

He smiled at you, "Thank you." He closed his eyes and almost immediately started snoring.

You laughed quietly and settled yourself under the covers. Somehow your bed seemed more comfortable than it was before, your body feeling lighter and not covered in bruises. You moved your hand over Luffy's and closed your eyes, finally able to sleep.

Bonus: the next morning, Chopper walks into your room his hoofs full of bandages and medicines that all go clattering to the floor when he sees you and the captain in bed together. His shocked scream alerting the rest of the crew and waking you up, Luffy sleeps through your nervous, overexplaining of the scene.

part two

[sporeclan]

😻?

[From this prompt list (New Requests Closed!)]

😻: Favorite ship in the clan?

So, I'd say it depends! For ships that are canon in SporeClan so far, I'd have to go with FoxFox <3 I just love that classic energetic and kind x shy and really easily flustered dynamic, I think its cute every time :'D

But for ships that aren't a thing (as of yet, at least(fingers crossed))... I am OBSESSED with the idea of Riftbranch and Puddle's dynamic. Big goofy woman and her strange strange little husband. He just finds her so fascinating to listen to and thinks she has the most profound philosophical quandaries he has ever heard, but they're all stuff like "do you think water is wet" and "how are you gonna feel pain in your leg if you lose it in battle (because it is gone)". Man who thinks way too much before he speaks and woman who speaks before she thinks every single time. I love them so much

[samijey]

#that shine in sami's eyes.......................... yeah

[strangerstilinski]

thinking about eddie munson who lets you flash him in exchange for weed one time like 4 years ago but he never moved past it ,, eddie who still vividly remembers the exact shade of your nipples and the way your tits had swayed in that semi circular bouncing motion when you lifted your shirt.. his still brain fogs over with the image every time he sees you

one time he looked up while pumping gas at the sound of the little bell over the door jingling to find you slipping out of the store and then he was entirely too focused on trying to make out the soft sway of your tits beneath your shirt — he ended up overflowed the tank of the van and he was cursing and trying to shake the gasoline from the toes of his shoes when you called out his name and waved sweetly. he then proceeded to wave back with the hand still holding the pump and thumped himself in the temple with the end of the nozzle. it haunts him to this day

[pianokantzart]

If The Super Mario Bros. Movie has taught me anything, it's that nothing will endear me to a character like watching them get completely obliterated for an hour and twenty minutes in a desperate effort to protect their anxious, neurodivergent sibling.

[slipperysheep]

my artstyle is so inconsistent smh

I went back to the felt tip pen and omg..

genuinely proud of this???

what kind of cosmic apparition possessed my hand to make this

[bubblybloob]

Opposites attract.

Lefty.

Righty.

[aurinkomoukari]

when u gotta adjust, u gotta adjust 👀🤷🏻‍♂️

[overchromatic]

He turned into a fucking onion for his joker arc 😭

[nonbinary-arsonists]

joining the dragon beej club 👍

[egophiliac]

#i feel you op i also started initially to read the stories but got busy grinding for events instead 😭 #i also haven't read any of the events not even madguy bc i feel like im gonna miss a lot of context i feel sorry for my boys #although I've recently caught up to ch7 and it made me a stornger more brainrotted madguy fan than before #ppl said it's gonna get more insane later on and im nervous #but so far. the stories are GOOD i highly recommend reading it if you're able to #it's just kamen rider but with extra steps #also to assuage your fear (i hope?) i heard from the grapevines that the change to leon is minimal you can easily miss it (via @chipsncookies)

YES I feel a lot better knowing other people are in the same boat as me! :') as someone who only plays games very casually, the events are fun (and have been a good excuse to get those support stories on characters I was kinda ignoring) but SO distracting -- and they have a connected overarching narrative of their own (make sure you read them in order when you get to them!) so I don't want to skip any. which I guess is to say that my problem is that I'm enjoying the writing too much! how dare they.

overall it definitely has that Kamen Rider tone and feeling I was hoping for and I am VERY pleased with it! I do kinda miss the kitbashy monsters, though otherwise it's basically just Rider But With More Random Scenes of Characters Being Ridiculous At Each Other and that is exactly what I was after. (also exquisite taste, Mad Guys are best guys 🤝)

and as long as I still haven't gotten to episode 13 and can therefore continue to be hilariously naive, let me just say that I know what I'm dreaming of for Leon. he deserves it.

...although I do think it would be VERY funny if they made that whole big "WE WILL BE UPDATING LEON'S SPRITES TO REFLECT STORY CHANGES!!!!" announcement and then it turns out that they just like. hue-shifted his eye color slightly to the right or something. it's not even a big story beat, Leon just decided to try out some color contacts, maybe comb his hair back a little, and we don't have the heart to tell him to stop. :(