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rip-a-dip-dip-you-potato-chip · 3 years ago

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"That one insane cousin" (wip)

sooo, for some context, I wanted to do a Kaijudo (rise of the dule masters) crossover. And in order to do that, I decided that my Kaijudo Oc Ren would be distantly related to Max on his mom's side. also Twitter. anyway, these are just various parts of the 5,999 words I forced my had was forced to typ that I think are nice or funny. you may call me out if you wish I have no shame.

Forge Ferrus spit out the coffee he had been drinking and started coughing like crazy, startling the other three people in the room.

“What’s the wrong Commander?!” Kat said standing up looking at her leader concerned. Once Forge got his coughing under control he looked over the document on his phone one more time before answering.

“Steel just sent me an Email” he wheezed

“Did something happen to Max?” Berto asked quickly, pulling up the radar and footage from all around Copper Canyon to see if their boy was in trouble.

“No, Max and Steel are fine. Or well Steel is. Max, I think Max is freaking out”

“Why would the kid be fracking out? Is he or is he not okay?” Jefferson asked, taking a sip of his own cup of joe.

“Remember that school project, Max was telling us about”

“The one with the DNA swab?”

“That one, they got back the results today and Steel sent me a copy. Turns out I have a niece”

It was Jefferson’s turn to do a spit take.

@MaxMcG to @SRGC_

HelpImBlueNow: umm hi this might seem weird but my biology class is doing this genetics project, and as I was looking through the results, you just so happened to be one of them. Again I know this sounds insane, especially since I spent the better part of my day more or less tracking you down only to find this twitter acc

HelpImBlueNow: But here's the proof!

HelpImBlueNow: {File of the genetic results}

HelpImBlueNow: you don’t get to answer right away! I know this might be confusing, like I straight up freaked out when I found out so take your time in making a decision just know that I would be so down for getting to know you.

[2:00]

SlitherininRed: holy shiisdahvkjsdbh

[2:05]

SlitherininRed: sorry my friend snatched my phone earlier today, just got it back.

[2:07]

SlitherininRed: uhh ok this is intense…

[2:20]

SlitherininRed: Okay so I talked it over with my friends and family and they said I should give you a shot since you seem legit

SlitherininRed: just like know I haven't had the best luck with bio fam, the last person I met that had blood relation to me gaslit me into having a panic attack

SlitherininRed: I really hope you aren't insane

[3:30]

HelpImBlueNow: oh my gosh I'm so sorry I had no idea that must have sucked :( Promise I'm not insane, we well at least that insane.

[3:37]

SlithrininRed: oof ya it 100% did suck, still in therapy for it, no need 4u to be sorry tho not like u caused it.

SlitherininRed: and thank you for reassuring me you're not that crazy.

[3:45]

HelpImBlueNow: np lol, I’m Max btw Maxwell Mcgrath

[3:48]

SlitherininRed: Serenity Gardner, but I prefer to go by Ren lol

SlitherininRed: anyway I got work soon, wanna talk more later? I’m free around 7 pm.

[4:00]

HelpImBlueNow: Sure! I'm down 7’s good, just know my mom and uncle might join in.

[4:05]

SlitherininRed: That's fine, my folks might as well

SlitherininRed: anyway gtg, talk to you later ig

[4:08]

HelpImBlueNow: {thumbs up emoji}

[4:10]

SlitherininRed @SRGC_

“If anyone asked I was on the bench”

“Even when it’s in a city that has supervillains?” Max chimed in.

“Phff rather deal with supervillains than brush up on my French honestly.”

“How was your flight,” Molly asked as the three started to walk to the exit.

“Eh, it was alright the inflight movies were garbage though, I mean seriously there’s only so much Disney one human can take”

“I find the company that Miss Gardner keeps is quite interesting”

“Phff of course you’d say that”

“Yes I would, after all, it's not every day you see a young lady make a flamethrower out of a lighter and perfume”

“For the record, Lucy isn’t an arsonist, that idiot was trying to mug us and she just reacted faster than any of us anticipated. Besides, I blame Hector for giving us all lighters”

“So you say”

“Just shut up and drive David”

“Sure thing Ryan” with that the divider slid into place.

____

Anywho, I have an ult versions where Ren and Max ain't related and Ren's like 25 and a detective working for N-Tech but I'm not going to post that as it's mainly a crackfic(and I want to keep it for myself) but I do have two more one of which I have yet to write but the other one I have and it's about one of my two MaxSteel Oc's CeCe. but ill post about her another time.

#writing wip #fanfic #fanfic wip #max steel #its a thing I did #wip #oc

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beecherdrysdale · 4 years ago

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Hello my bbs, hope everyone’s ok!.

The amounts of screenshots I took for this....

To start: haha I guess brigid and Dylan are in the same car together, but who’s at the front? Like Dylan better keep his hands to himself of Jamie’s gonna get jealoussssss. And it’s gonna be chaotic and quinton is gonna jump out of the car lol. Unless you put quinton upfront with you? Haha yes you ignore them and just talking to quinton hehe.

Brigid I do that as well, so get ready to lose when the light turns green! Kesh also likes to drive fast so it’ll be chaoticcccc.I am banishing Ryan to the back because I would definitely lose concentration. Quinner or Braden are the only ones that can sit upfront. Preferably Quinner so that I can hold his hand🥺 but I love you too braden. There is so much to see while driving in Canada, so frequent stops will be made. Plus the boys love Canada #nostalgic.

Lmao being in the car together would be so fun!!. Haha Dylan and Jamie braiding your hair would be hilarious, like they get into the biggest knot, why do I feel like Ryan would take a picture of it and post it on his insta story and would write “nice”😂 I do wanna see it tho. but like kesh said they would be giving you puppy eyes because they don’t want you to be mad at them, I’m not sure how you would react tho?. Hehe me pulling over, and quinton and devon just redoing your hair, and then I’d make them do my hair as well:). Ok so driving with the windows down and blasting music is good with everyone, I think we would playing all music lol , country for Brigid and Kirby? I think you like country? I’m playing 2000’s music- like a g6 would be so fun to blast in the car. Everyone is just dancing in the car. Some rap will be played for the boys. Kesh what music do you like? Does anyone else have any music suggestions? Haha cozzy, Devon and Braden just being passed out for the drive and literally not waking up to the music. Late night drives are adorable, esp with the make outs hehe.

Ok so we have decided that kesh is the most responsible on the trip which I totally agree with, somebody’s gotta keep us in check. Cozzy is apparently still sleeping, boy must be tired from all those nhl games hehe. Lmao sending Kirby with us, and you yeeling at Dylan not to buy a tv😂. We would so chaotic in the grocery store, like riding in the shopping cart, but also everybody’s racing to get their food, which would be majority of junk food hehe. Honestly we would buy so much food we are literally on a vacay with hockey players who eat a lot haha. The cash register would be shocked. Awww kesh, you being like “kirbs I didn’t even give you that many directions�� but him being totally clueless and just trying to kiss you. him being “hmmmm but we didn’t get a tv, and we got some carrots and veggies” lmao I love that kesh please keep writing those.

Haha you got it right, I would be so confused, like how did we get so much food ?! Brigid, you did go overboard but I love it and we will eat our candy :) Dylan bring a ps5 is the funniest shit ever. Food discussion: yes to all of those candies, all dressed ruffles are delish so imma throw in a few bags. Dark chocolate is a must, hehe we should buy fruit and veggies. I don’t think I last that long with junk food hehe. Oo yess we are go a get an Nanaimo bars and poutine :) ooo and BEAVER TAILS . Those are sooo good. I can buy for everybody, esp quinner so that we can recreated that gif of him eating one.

Haha yes, Ryan and I will be there with the non stop chirps. We love them, but still you and Dylan getting 🥵 is 🤌. Hehe yes I mean Dylan h is gorg as well so quinner better work quick lol. Ooo brigid is feeling up some muscles, we love that. But also yes to the straddling and being soft w Jamie. Kesh they are a blushing mess, because they wanna be with Brigid all the time. We are absolutely recreating those wakeboarding lake pics, we have to witness that again- esp you brigid w Dylannnnn. We love some sunscreen and aloe vera.

Thank you, boats are fun! Yess Brigid is sharing the tube with Dylan and Jamie or just making the boys jealous 😏 and me or Ryan would probably make you intentionally fall off the tube lol. Maybe I can get quinner to go with me. Ryan is just waiting for that moment for Quinner to leave to push me in but I would be to quick and grab him as well 😂. Haha brigid needs a break and is just watching us lol. Haha Braden and Ryan pulling pranks on dyl and Jamie we love that. Aww kesh Quinner is being protective and wants to be with me.oh yes, Jamie and dyl staring at Brigid cuz she’s gorgeous in her bikini. We all look hot tho. Kesh is just chilling w kirbs. Lmao “I feel like we should stop Dylan and Jamie before they hurt themselves” and then kirbs being like “Devon is with them, there goes Dylan and Jamie” I love these.

Awww Quinner following me around 🥺 we’d be cute drunks. Ooo yes, Dylan and Jamie getting jealous, but they wanna be constantly around you, so I understand. Clubbing is a success, we are all pumped up w alcohol hehe. Lmao Devon and cozzy trying to get a girl but Ryan and Braden keep foiling their plans 😂 hehe kesh just chilling and wanting to help dev and cozzy but Kirby is to busy watching quinner, also question who is he doing the body shot on?

Yess the locked room would be not a Lexi and Ryan chaos, aw yes I get to know Dylan better:)) I wanna be friends! He he yes he would start getting jealous but then maybe I’d help him get your attention, but we still gotta let you have your Jamie moments🥺

Awww we do love a body positive Queen, y’all are gorgeous !! Haha yes we need a girls day! Some good shopping will be happening, we gotta get Brigid some summery clothes. The guys would be in awe, esp Jamie Dylan and kirbyyyy !!. I do wanna steal their clothes tho. We got so handsy boys over here!. Aww kesh you would looks so cute in kirbs big shirt but also in a bikini.

Yesss Dylan and Jamie are in awe, like she’s gorgeous. Same with Kirby m.

Aww kesh you’re to nice😭 you made me cry. Me abs Quinner!

Ok imma add more gtg to practice

Xo Lexi

okkkk so i’m finally home from school and practice now so i’m ready to respond. i’m taking notes from kesh and adding a keep reading bc this is gonna be longgggg so be warned to anyone reading this

haha yes i’m keeping quinton up front with me bc i don’t want him to jump out of the car lmao. i’m not going to subject him to the possible sexual tension that would be going on in the car if dyl or jamie were in the front. like if one of them were in the front they would just start touching my thigh or something knowing the other one could see it but couldn’t do anything about it. and then i would get distracted from driving and we wouldn’t win lol. so i’m making jamie and dyl sit in the back so they mostly dyl can just yell at me to drive faster so that we win. and then i’ll just chill and talk to quinton bc i want to annoy the other two lol

haha don’t worry, me and dyl (and jamie and quinton) will dominate once again. like you guys might drive fast, but i can guarantee i drive faster. especially if dyl is yelling at me to go faster lol. haha but yes you’ll definitely have a better chance if you banish ryan to the back so he can’t distract you. so you let quinner sit in the front with you and hold your hand 🥺 but as soon as he tries to put it anywhere else you banish him to the back so you don’t get distracted lol. but we would definitely have to make a bunch of stops for the boys bc they’re back in canada

haha yes dyl and jamie try, they really do, but they can not seem to get the whole braiding thing down. and then it ends up in a huge knot and ofc ryan just laughs at my misfortune and takes pics of my hair to post on his story. haha and i’d pretend to be soooo mad at them, and i can be scary when i’m mad so they’d be freaking out and just giving me puppy eyes and being like i’m sorry i’ll make it up to you. but then eventually i can’t keep up the act anymore and just start dying of laughter and then they would be annoyed bc they were freaking out lol. but then we have to stop so that our hair can be fixed.

yesss i love driving with the windows down absolutely blasting music and then whenever you drive past someone they just turn and look at you lol. i’m really into rap and i feel like a lot of the guys are too, so we have to have a lot of rap lol. and then country for kirby and i like country too, so i’m down with that. and then for lexi we have early 2000s music, which i also like and i feel like the guys would be down with that judging by the fact that they played it in the locker room at wjc lol. kesh any other music suggestions? and somehow even tho the music blasting cozzy, devon, and braden are just out, like nothing is waking them up. omg yes late night drives are so cute 🥰 esp with a make out sesh lol

haha yes, kesh is definitely the most responsible one, bc most of the rest of us just have sm crackhead energy it’s unbelievable. somehow cozzy is still sleeping, like how? idk, but then he’s not coming with and neither is kesh so she sends kirby as the responsible one, and let’s just say that doesn’t end too well. haha us getting a million things, and then i, for once being somewhat responsible, say no we’re not buying a tv or a ps5, that’s so expensive. and they’re just like, but babe we have our nhl salaries, we can pay for it, so then i give in lmao. and everyone in the store would just be judging us bc we would be so chaotic and be running all over the store lol. and riding in the cart too lmao. and then we also have a shit ton of food and the cashier is just like wtf, but yk it’s fine. like we would have sm candy and chips, and then we would also get poutine and nanaimo bars and beaver tails. omg i want to try beaver tails soooo bad they sound so good. and then we can recreate the quinner gif lmao. but then we also have to have at least a little healthy food so we feel better about ourselves since we’re all athletes who are supposed to be following diets lmao

haha yes you and ryan would be chirping everyone for literally everything. but mostly me with dylan and jamie lmao. like literally anytime i even touch one of them you guys are all over us, and i’m just like whatever, but the guys are blushing sooo hard lol. but then since i don’t care i keep doing whatever, so like putting sunscreen/aloe vera on them and i’m straddling them, and ik we’re gonna get chirped, but i just don’t care

haha yes boats are so fun, but us on a boat = chaos. hehe all of us on our tubes, but then we’re all trying to flip each other over. and then when we’re finally being slightly calm on the boat and just sitting on the railing, ryan has to come and push lexi in, and then she pulls him in with her and it’s just chaos again. and then i’d be sitting there laughing my ass off, and then someone else decides to push me in lmao. and we’re all looking hot in our bikinis obviously so our boys are all trying to get our attention the whole time. lmao and then kesh is just chilling with kirby and trying to be the voice of reason to get jamie and dyl to stop trying to show off and then kirby’s like no they’ll be fine. they are not fine

hehe yes lexi and quinner being the cutest drunks, just being super soft with each other and clingy 🥺 but then also kind of wild bc apparently quinner is doing body shots off of you. which also i really want to do. like i don’t care if it’s jamie or dyl, but please can one of them do body shots off me? and then let’s say dyl does it first, then jamie sees him doing it and ofc he’s jealous so then jamie has to do one too. and then kesh is chilling with kirby and she’s like hey you should go be a wingman for devon and cozzy, make ryan and braden leave them alone. but kirby’s too busy watching the rest of us do body shots lmao

yes lexi finally gets to actually have an extended convo with dylan, when they’re not trying to annoy everyone who’s actually trying ofc. but then you notice him getting jealous of me with jamie, so you chirp him at first but then he’s getting really annoyed. so then you have to be like calm down, let them have their moment, you’ve have plenty lol. she likes both of you, you know

haha yes we def need a girls day where we’re not being chaotic for once lol. and then we get a lot of cute clothes and stuff. and then when we get back the guys make us model all of it for them lol. and all of them are in awe. like kirby and quinner are just like 😍😍 about you guys bc they think you’re so cute. but then also they love our clubbing clothes and are getting super handsy when we go lol. but then after clubbing we just steal their clothes and live in them for most of the rest of the vacation and they pretend to be annoyed, but they secretly don’t mind bc they think it’s hot when we wear their clothes, esp if it has their name

overall, yes i love all of this and both of you 💖 sorry it took so long lol

#ask answered #anon answered #skating anon

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sirrriusblack · 5 years ago

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Your Royal Highness - Part 2

Part 1, Part 3

* * *

Unknown Number: Hello Your Royal Highness ;)

7:32am. Oh god. I winced at the light from my phone, pressing my head into my pillow to stop the pain. It didn’t work.

Kingsley: That’s not a good nickname

Unknown Number: I disagree

Kingsley: Huh, too bad for you, I didn’t ask

Unknown Number: :) Sooo if you’re still on talking terms with your ex why did you wanna make him jealous

Kingsley: Have you ever heard of grammar?

Two minutes passed. I bit my lip, then threw my phone on to my bed because I was being so stupid, waiting around for some random guy from a random club to text me and—

My phone went off, and I hate to say that I jumped for it. No, dived.

lilsevans liked your post.

I rolled my eyes.

Kingsley: I didn’t

Kingsley: Want to make him jealous, I mean

Kingsley: Not that it’s any of your business

Unknown Number: Hmm

Kingsley: Hmm?

Unknown Number: Hmm

Kingsley: 🙄

Unknown Number: So why’d you kiss me then? Like I said I’m not complaining but why?

Kingsley: It’s hard to explain?

Unknown Number: I’m a smart lad, give it to me

Kingsley: Goodness you’re annoying

Unknown Number: I hope you know I take pride in that

Kingsley: I bet you do

Unknown Number: Stop trying to change the subject

Kingsley: Ugh Fine!

Kingsley: All of my friends are in relationships and they all reckon I’m some depressed tosser ‘cause I’m single

Kingsley: It’s getting quite annoying honestly

Kingsley: So I saw Remus and I kissed you to shut him up because he’s my ex and he still feels bad about breaking up with me and getting with Sirius, ‘cause I haven’t dated anyone since. He thinks I’m upset about it.

Kingsley: You can block me now if you want

Unknown Number: wOw

Kingsley: Yeah...

Kingsley: Like I said. Hard to explain.

Unknown Number: Are you still upset about it?

Kingsley: The breakup? No. I’ve never seen Remus and Sirius so happy and that’s all I want for them

Unknown Number: Huh. Well then I’ve come to save your day.

Kingsley: What?

Unknown Number: I’m gonna be your knight in shining armour and save you from all your couple friends

Unknown Number: When’s the party?

Kingsley: I already said I’d find a way out of this

Unknown Number: Nah

Kingsley: Omfg

Kingsley: 2 o’clock Sunday

Unknown Number: Oh look at that! I’m free :)

I rolled my eyes again.

Contact name has been changed to: Gorgeous Freckle Guy

* * *

I rolled over in bed and groaned into my pillow. My head was aching with a pain I never wanted to feel again. I walked past the lounge room and into the kitchen, noting that Marlene and Dorcas weren’t on the couch. They’d stayed here last night, not bothered enough to get a cab home just to have to come pick their car up in the morning. I ran my hands over my face and turned the kettle on. The doorbell rang.

“Kingsley! We’ve got coffee,” I heard Dorcas shout from outside. I sighed and flicked the kettle off before crossing the room to open the door. The grins on their faces actually ripped a piece of my soul out of my body.

“Why are you so happy?” I groaned, opening the door wider to let them in. Marlene grinned wider and handed me my coffee. I downed half of it in one go.

“Morning fun,” Dorcas explained, running her arm down Marlene’s arm. I choked on my drink and Marlene snorted.

“Ew.” Dorcas hit me across the head and flopped down on the couch. The couch. “Now I have to steam clean the couch. You two are disgusting.” Marlene snickered and rolled her eyes, sitting down next to Dorcas and reaching for the remote.

“Hey, you won’t be complaining when you’ve got your morning fun time with Fabian and his bright, red hair and really, really green eyes, as you so poetically described them,” Dorcas laughed. I groaned.

“Bugger off, I was drunk,” I said, glaring at both of their grins.

* * *

My hands fumbled with the keys, but I finally got them in and turned them. I flipped the sign on the door to open. Mrs Denver followed me in.

“You opened late,” she said with her squeaky, scratchy voice. I closed my eyes for a minute before walking behind the counter and turning all of the switches on.

“Yes Mrs Denver, I only just got here. But we’re open now, what can I get you? The usual?” I asked, turning on the machines.

“You were supposed to open at 8:15, Kingsley,” she squeaked, stepping up to the counter. I sighed.

“Technically, I’m supposed to get here at 8:15, we open at 8:30, but you just get special treatment. It’s 8:17, Mrs Denver, it’ll be alright. What can I get for you?” I asked again. She huffed and opened her purse.

“The usual please, Kingsley dear,” she said. I took her money and handed her the change before I started making a black coffee. “Two sugars, remember!” she shouted. I gave her the thumbs up.

The shop was empty. No workers—Alice didn’t come in until 9—and onviously no customers. They didn’t usually start coming in until 9 either, despite opening at 8:30. At least on a Sunday. I was usually made to open shop at 6am on weekdays. I weighed the risk of checking my phone. Once Mrs Denver left, the shop would be practically empty. But if Alice showed up early I would never hear the end of it. I carried the mug over to Mrs Denver’s table, careful not to spill it. I left and came back a moment later, smiling at her as I placed the daily newspaper in front of her. She smiled back.

“Oh, thank you, Kingsley dear.” She sipped the coffee and sighed. I nodded.

“Always, Mrs Denver,” I replied. I heard the crinkling of the newspaper behind me as I walked to the back of the shop. My phone was, like always, void of any notifications or messages. I opened my messages and scrolled through mine and Fabian’s chat. I hated that I half hoped he would have messaged me again. My fingers hovered over the screen for a moment. “Fuck it,” I muttered under my breath.

Kingsley: Hey

Why did I just message the random stranger I met last night at a club? Why can’t I go one bloody hour without fishing for attention? Why do I—

Gorgeous Freckled Guy: Hiya :) how are you?

Ah shit. I popped my head out the front to check on Mrs Denver; she was still reading the paper and sipping her coffee. I lifted some boxes onto the counter and started unpacking them—like I was supposed to do yesterday—to make it seem like I was doing something. I don’t know how I still have a job.

Kingsley: I’m good, I’m at work though. You?

Gorgeous Freckled Guy: ooh texting at work? What a rebel

Kingsley: Ha ha.

Gorgeous Freckled Guy: I’m alright, btw. Where do you work?

Kingsley: A coffee shop

Gorgeous Freckled Guy: A barista? Oh you’re so basic

Kingsley: Thanks?

“Kingsley! Are you out the back?” Alice’s voice nearly made me drop my phone. I put it down next to me on the counter.

“Uh, yeah, I’m unpacking,” I called back. I hadn’t even heard the door open.

Kingsley: Sorry, I gtg, my manager just showed up.

I could hear Mrs Denver talking on to Alice—most likely about something in the paper. My phone chimed.

Gorgeous Freckled Guy: Okay, when does your shift end?

Kingsley: What? Why?

Gorgeous Freckled Guy: Would you mind me stopping by to grab a coffee afterwards?

What? Stopping by? Coffee? Like a date?

“Goodbye, Kingsley dear! Thank you for the coffee,” Mrs Denver called out. I ran my hand through my hair.

“I’ll see you tomorrow, Mrs Denver,” I yelled back. I heard the door close.

Kingsley: Uh, sure, I guess. I finish at 12.

Gorgeous Freckled Guy: Sound a little happier maybe? 😂

I snorted. He was right. I sounded like seeing him was the last thing I wanted to do. And it definitely wasn’t. That’s what was eating at me.

Kingsley: No, really, I’d love for you to come. It’s Alice and Frank’s on the corner of Diagon Alley.

Gorgeous Freckled Guy: Thanks :) see u at 12.

“Kingsley! I’m going to shatter that thing in a second!” Alice shouted, storming over to me. I raised my hands in surrender.

“I’m sorry! I’ll put it away!” I laughed, twisting around her.

“Yeah, you better,” she threatened, though I could see the glint behind her eyes. I made my way to the locker room and locked my phone away, right as the clock chimed 9 and the door opened.

#i feel like those 45ish minutes passed a little too quickly #but im sick and im using that as an excuse #so here we go #Your Royal Highness #Part 2 #nevermind that i posted part 1 like ages ago #oop #fabian x kingsley #it may not seem like it but i do have a plan for this #im sorrrryyyyyyyyy #marauders era #fake dating au #my writing #fabian prewitt #kingsley shacklebolt #marauders era au #yuppppp #goodnight now

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neokollection · 6 years ago

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Installment #5

Your friend Mark convinces you into some joining him in some mischievous trolling

A/N: hahaahha me procrastinating and not writing or sleeping like i shuold

🦆 kraM : 3:42 PM bro

You : 3:43 PM yes?

🦆 kraM : 3:43 PM bro im gonna infiltrate a mark groupchat

You : 3:43 PM wot?

🦆 kraM : 3:44 PM like fans on twitter made a groupchat about me

You : 3:44 PM um... so ur just gonna join it???

🦆 kraM : 3:44 PM yea dude its on kakao so like u can join anonymously

You : 3:44 PM this is gonna end badly-

🦆 kraM : 3:44 PM its not like im gonna tell them it’s me but dude do it with me- its gonna b sooo funny

You : 3:45 PM ...y r u tormenting ur own stans?

🦆 kraM : 3:45 PM IM NOT!!

🦆 kraM : 3:46 PM come onnnnnnnn

You : 3:46 PM fine. send me the link

🦆 kraM : 3:46 PM lol https://open.kakao.com/o/gVPBee9 i joined as morky

You have joined the chat.

🍁 Morky : 3:47 PM wassup

🙈 #1 mark stan : 3:47 PM hi!!

🌈 2마크 : 3:47 PM welcom ^ ^

🍼 mork’s my man : 3:47 PM another mork lol

🌼 daisy : 3:48 PM MORK LI

🍁 Morky : 3:48 PM o shiit, should i change my name then?

🍼 mork’s my man : 3:48 PM nah

You : 3:48 PM hahahahahahahahahahahahaha dead

🌈 2마크 : 3:49 PM guizzzzzzz i just found the best mark fic ever!!!!!

🙈 #1 mark stan : 3:49 PM omg share!

🌈 2마크 : 3:49 PM it’s about cybertron mark! omg it’s so cute!

🍁 Morky : 3:49 PM wuts a cybertron?

🍼 mork’s my man : 3:49 PM like some futuristic cyber robot or something

You : 3:49 PM well damn

🌼 daisy : 3:50 PM i gtg... goodddnight everyone!

🍁 Morky : 3:51 PM y do u guys love mark?

You : 3:51 PM that’s such a random question-

🙈 #1 mark stan : 3:51 PM UMMMM obviously because he’s the cutest of the cutes!🧡

🌞 yayayaya : 3:51 PM if i start talking about this i;ll never stop

You : 3:51 PM johnny’s better

🍼 mork’s my man : 3:51 PM if ur going to be negative y did u come to this chat?

🙈 #1 mark stan : 3:52 PM yea........

You : 3:52 PM i was just joking srry...😥

🍁 Morky : 3:52 PM lmaoooooooooo

👻 VLW : 3:53 PM im soooooo horny, someone pls give me a good mark smut to read

🌈 2마크 : 3:53 PM i got u!!!!!

🍁 Morky : 3:53 PM it was fun talking to u all

Morky has left the chat.

👻 VLW : 3:54 PM ...y’d she leave? 👀

🍼 mork’s my man : 3:54 PM she didn’t even give her twitter handle-

You have left the chat.

You : 3:54 PM well that was interesting

🦆 kraM : 3:54 PM 🙈🙈🙈

🦆 kraM : 3:54 PM im scarred

You : 3:55 PM lol, well now u know wut goes down in those chats

🦆 kraM : 3:55 PM bruh they fckin came for u when u mentioned johnny lmaoo

You : 3:55 PM mark stans stay loyal damn

🦆 kraM : 3:57 PM i have the best fans, wut can i say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#idk does this qualify as kinda cute?#meh #anyway #mark #mark lee imagine #nct imagine #nct groupchat #mark groupchat #mark lee groupchat

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x-cmf-x-blog · 6 years ago

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Blog: Day 6*

July 18th, 2018 • 7:16am

Ahahahah hey. There is sooo much I have to say. I’m gonna copy and paste it from my spam, so if it doesn’t all go together, that’s why😂

• I got so fucking high when I was with Dylan & Georgia. It was great. I literally couldn’t stop laughing, Dylan brought snacks, Georgia kept telling dyl and I how good the movie was (even though she had her eyes closed), and I actually didn’t think I was dying!!! The night before, it was just Dylan and I smoking. I literally never cough, but I started coughing. I thought I was going to throw up & and I had to get out of the car. It was so bad. I walked back into Laekynns house to lay down, but I literally couldn’t fall asleep. Dylan came into Laekynns room & kept asking me if I was okay or if I needed anything. I kept telling him I was fine😂 So he told me to just go to his room if I started feeling off. After He left, he had shut the door and turned off the light. So I stood up, walked back and forth for a good 10 min. Turned the light on. Opened the door. Tried watching YouTube. I literally couldn’t not think I was dying. It was so bad. Dylan was texting me all night, making sure I was good. It was the worst experience ever. I literally had to fall asleep with happy music on and the lights on. Then in the morning Dylan was telling me he knew I wasn’t okay and how concerned he was for me😂😂😂 lord bless me lmao

• So I posted this on one of my spams by accident, but I just kept it up. Anyways, this guy who was trying to get with me follows that spam. He likes both post, likes both, and then snapped me. He asked to hang out, but I hope that bitch knows this wasn’t about him lmao fuckkk (it was a picture and the caption said this “Why do I get nervous trying to hoe around lmao fuck me .I need to stop being a pussy wtf I just need a go through with it. I don’t even live here, so it’s not like it even matters. I wouldn’t run into him all the time after, so???? Uhhh fuck”. The guy who I’m trying to fuck is a dude named pudge, and holy shit he’s way too hot for me. I don’t know why he’s down to fuck.

•Every time I’m back in pa, I eat like shit. Then I gain weight, hate myself, get back to normal weight, and then I end up going to pa again. Like what the actual fuck km

•I need to go to sleep. I woke up at 6 am yesterday and haven’t fallen asleep since, so someone kill me. Anyways, this hot dude was snapping me and one of his best friends is my best friends brother. I’m staying with my best friend & so her brother said that the hot dude wants to hook up. Im so down, like holy fuck he’s FINEEEE. Like he had a firework show at his house a few days ago and he told my best friends brother to invite me, but he didn’t talk to me. Then the day before yesterday, he was snapping me and I said “uhhh why are you snapping me?”. I didn’t realize how bitchy that sounded & he left me in read😂😂😂 then I apologized because my friend said it sounded rude, which wasn’t my intention. I was just wondering why he wanted to talk to me all of a sudden. After I apologized, we started talking and yeah. I don’t know what’s gonna happen, but please pray it’s fucking good.

• These aren’t in the right order btw ahahah

•I got drunk for the first time since last summer & omg I felt great. I was happy, I was singing, dancing, talking to people & more. Ughhh I completely forgot how fun it was to drink. I wanna get drunk again soon.

• A girl who I didn’t think liked me, talked to me at cherry fest ( I gtg, I’ll finish after I drop Laekynn off at the school)

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kangnuest · 7 years ago

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introduction into nu’est

debuted March 14, 2012 with “Face” under pledis entertainment

fandom ㄴ.ㅇ.ㅅ.ㅌ (pronounced LOVE from the way you spell Nu’est in Korean 뉴이스트) fandom color hot pink

did pretty well during debut promotions but popularity kept declining due to shitty promotions from company and lack of comebacks

many thought Nu’est was near disbandment

4 members (Jonghyun, Minki, Minhyun and Dongho) joined Produce 101 Season 2 in hopes of proving their skills and saving Nu’est

all four members made it to the finale but only Minhyun made it into the top11 (#9) and got to debut with wanna-one

other members ranked 13 (Dongho), 14 (Jonghyun) and 20 (Minki)

but they did not fail because they did prove themselves throughout the show and gained a lot of popularity internationally and nation-wide

in hopes that they continue to gain popularity I am making an introductory to the members of Nu’est for the new and upcoming ㄴㅇㅅㅌ’s :)))

firstly Nu’est’s Leader

Kim Jonghyun (JR) 06.08.1995

Leader, Main Rapper, Main Dancer

talented affff

3 S’s Shy Sweet & Sensitive

extremely caring

blames himself for Nu’est’s lack of popularity

looks like onibugi

cries a lot

but only bc he loves his members and p101 children so much and he wants to do his best for them 24/7

wayyy too selfless

Nation’s Leader

cried bc other p101 trainees did a hidden camera on him on his birthday

plays like almost every instrument ever

speaks japanese

loves eminem

says he’s living his father’s dream by becoming an entertainer

too shy to speak english

humble affff

video game addict

brought a potato to school and talked to it like it was his child

says sorry too much

ren is his gf

camera slut always has to be in the shot

hates tomatoes

always gets way into karaoke

wants to marry aron :))

next is the oldest

Aron Kwak (Aron) 05.21.1993

ft hungry Minhyun

Lead Rapper, Lead Dancer, Vocalist

real name is youngmin

but he fucking hates it

from LA

is the oldest but isn’t the leader

for good reason

hes a fucking mess

an adorable mess but a mess

does radio shows

sometimes says things without thinking and gets himself into trouble

smart af

got accepted into NYU but chose to become an idol instead

learned Korean in 9 months

is a slut for his members

prob a closeted alcoholic

conceited

high key gay for ren

mommas boy

ladies man

checks out girls even while on camera

thinks he’s cute and tags pictures of himself as #cutie

king of fan service

loves skinship

gets banned from twitter all the time bc all he does is follow fans

can actually cook

has kissed ren and acted like he kissed baekho and minhyun

can’t ice-skate but claims he’s good at it

can’t say nu’est after all these years

hates horses and seagulls

can’t jump rope

has a crush on minhyun’s sister

is always 200% done with his members

“when I feel lonely at night I like lonnnggg hairrrr”

ren: “rrreeaallly?”

claims he teaches the other nu’est guys english but has progressively given up

started the jr looks like onibugi thing

next is my bias :)))))))))))

Kang Dongho (Baekho) 07.21.1995

Main Vocal

thiccc

can barely dance

but has an amazing voice

looks scary but isn’t at all until he’s irritated

doesn’t get irritated easily but when he does gtg

is prob scared of ren

kang daddy

sexy bandit

really close to his dad

his dad has leukemia and dongho went to Instagram to ask people to donate blood to help his dad out

sweet pie

also hates horses

likes tacos

says he likes girls with “long hair, cute and sexy…. and a lot of money”

got his stage name bc he looked like Kang Baekho from SlamDunk

his stage name means white tiger

has a tiger tattooed on his forearm

2 more tattoos on his chest

its hot af

has abs

but gets too shy to show them

knows kumdo and did it in his solo teaser before debut

again hot af

hates cleaning

won’t do it

has the most wholesome laugh I literally have a playlist of baekho laugh comps

if his laugh doesn’t make you smile idk what will

fought a drug dealer in Mexico bc he tried to start a fight with his members

strong af

(saying hello on a radio show) “hello I’m baekho I’m fine thank you and you?”

has to hug someone to be able to sleep usually ren

sweats all the time

he can breathe and start sweating

a lil gay for Aron but kissed Minhyun on the cheek and is all over ren sooo

wants to be a comedian but only tells dad jokes

broke the lock on the bathroom door in their dorm once

says whats on his mind/what he feels

competitive but sucks under pressure

sucked in school

lazy af

prob has the best English pronunciation out of the members besides Aron obviously

“I remember me”

has to pet every dog he sees

called his parents just to ask to buy something worth like $6

talks shit to anyone and everyone

didnt mean to audition for pledis but went to support his friend in their audition and got casted lmao

is basically naked in the dorm all the time

but in public covers up like a nun

plays piano

always dies from secondhand embarrassment from ren

next is the model

Hwang Minhyun (Minhyun) 08.09.1995

Lead Vocalist, Visual

tall af

skinny but buff

should and could be a model

can hit high notes like nobody’s business

extremely innocent

still hasn’t had his first kiss

at first pledis only wanted him bc of how handsome he is

speaks japanese

has an older sister that Aron has a crush on but he said she’s out of his league

low key savage

(saying hello on a radio show) “hi I’m minhyun, I like you *kiss noise*”

loves jr

is in Wanna-One (p101)

only pledis trainee to make it

cried when minki jonghyun and dongho didnt make it

didn’t even celebrate his victory bc all he could think about was leaving his brothers I’m crying

doesn’t drink

“perfect perfect perfect”

don’t ask him to improv dance

ren said baekho was the most handsome in nu’est and he accidentally blurted out “no he’s not” lmaoo

likes american-korean accents aka aron’s accent

got lost in turkey

rlly likes elephants

always has body lotion wyd boy ;););)

loves things to be clean

always fighting with the members especially baekho bc nobody cleans except him

bribes baekho with food

hes a picky eater bc hes a child

sucks at bowling

said “this is your mistake” to Aron bc Aron didn’t know their English titles

sings everywhere

“thats no-no”

skips practice all the time

sleeps with earphones in how tf

cried when pledis scouted him

next is the maknae

Choi Minki (Ren) 11.03.1995

Vocalist, Face of the Group, Maknae

is beautiful dressed as a boy and a girl

can rock long hair

actually any hair

made aron’s heart flutter when he was dressed as a girl

extra af

sassy af

on the topic of Mexican food he responded with “u know i luv u gurl I like mexican” and everyone in the room died

impersonated people drowning in an elevator from movie

minhyun said he had a lot of charisma and he said he was crying

ranted on how amazing and beautiful jr is for like 5 min on live radio

(saying hello on a radio show) “nice to meet you I’m ren thank you very much I love you too”

lady gaga’s number one fanboy sent her fanmail once

knows he’s pretty

can model walk

flexible

can play piano

thinks he can speak English

can’t

loves everyone

is actually terrifying

does this thing with his shoulders

so now he’s called shoulder gangster

not afraid to be embarrassed

can and will do any girl dance

can’t raise animals they all die

used to get mistaken for a girl all the time

members rlly love him

has a twitter

made jr sit in a trash can once

sucks at games like any game

amazing dancer

fell in love with baekho when he did kumdo for the solo teaser like same

is a lil bit of a loner

loves fashion

is a diva

likes nail art

loves the movie titanic

hogs the bathroom bc he’s an ass

makes the members question their sexuality

“how old are you”

“I’m fine thank you”

likes skinship

says his older brother is terrifying lmao

snores

thats everything I can remember about the nu’est members pls support and love them

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overseerjules · 8 years ago

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First off, I’m so so so sorry that this is so late! I ended up rewriting this almost 4 different times and I’m still not completely happy with it but it’s my first fanfic so screw it, I like it enough to give it to you @hisagishuuhei I hope you like it! P.S. Sorry if its cringy lmao For the @yuri-on-ice-valentine-exchange

Pairing: Emil X Mickey

Disclaimer: I wrote this like one would write a diary so everything that’s written is in Mickey’s viewpoint until the very end

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3 days until Valentine’s Day

Current time: 3:27 pm 2/11/17

I’ve got it bad…….. Like extremely bad. I can barely sit still during this stupid ass lecture it’s so bad. I know I know, I need to calm down. It’s only love. Well… it’s probably love, all I really know is that I want to make that boy mine and never let him go. God the things I could do to him, I could just eat him up! Wait I’m in class so I shouldn’t be thinking about this, I could pop a boner if I continue. Ugh, how much longer is this class??? I swear I’m gonna die here. I wish I never took this stupid marketing class… I DON’T EVEN LIKE MARKETING! I should’ve taken like a sports history class or somthn. That would’ve been waaay better. I need to just chill out… I mean there’s only like 40 minutes left in the class anyways, and then I can go back to the dorm and see Emil! Just mentioning him in this journal gets me so excited. I’m a lovesick mess huh?

Current Time: 5:58pm 2/11/17 My original plans to go straight back got totally ruined! All I wanted to do was go home and see Emil…. But nooooo. Sara just had to come and jump me after class and she even dragged me to this stupid cafe. I mean it wasn’t that bad tbh but it still was not what I wanted. I think the only good thing that came out of it was that she agreed to help me buy something for Emil. So now I’m stuck waiting in the car for her to ‘properly get ready’ since she didn’t think she was pretty enough to go out on the town like she was. Like, what does she thinks gonna happen? That some mysterious and hot af guy is just gonna pop up and ask her out?? Besides even if that were to happen, I’d never let someone touch my lil sister…. hmph .

Current Time: 9:32pm 2/11/17

I’m sitting outside on the bench right below our dorm trying to catch my breath as of right now. Why is that future me may ask? W E L L. Sara being the little shithead she is made me walk home by myself after finding some of her friends but that’s not all folks! It started raining too so I had to run back here! Hence why I’m out of breath. I’m just glad that she promised to wrap up the teddy bear and the electric razor I got him. Ok yeah I know buying him one of those isn’t really romantic or anything but it’s supposed to be funny since he knows how much I hate his beard. Facial hair in general is just….. No.

2 Days until Valentine’s day

Current Time: 12:13pm 2/12/17

Last night had to be the best night in my life. It started off extremely normal, just me walking into our dorm and seeing Emil making food. Oh and have I ever mentioned how great of a cook he is? Well he is and lemme just say this now, he’s perfect wifey material. Ok but back to what I was originally talking about, we ate while we watched a movie and I don’t ever remember falling asleep but I guess at some point I did because I woke up around 4 or 5-ish and me and Emil were all cuddled up. Wait what was that? Can I repeat that you ask??? Me. And. Emil. Were. Cuddling. Oh god, I can’t believe that happened but to top the whole situation off, when I tried to move away he frickin grabbed me in his sleep and hugged me even tighter. When he did that I could barely hear him say “don’t go..” over my heart slamming in my chest. I legit thought I was going to die. I mean I would’ve died extremely happy but no I can’t die yet! Not until we’ve slept together again with roles switched, not that I didn’t like being the spoon or the warmth of his oh so strong arms around me. It’s just that I really just wanna hug him all night, hell if I could I’d do it 24/7. Ugh but I gtg finish my homework for my next class since I missed my first one , I’ll come back and write in you later.

Current Time: 3:02pm 2/12/17

I spent the whole class thinking about Emil again. I really need to stop doing that… I’m going to end up failing my classes at this point. But forget that, more importantly I think he’s avoiding me now, I mean it’s totally plausible since we are in no way, shape, or how romantically involved and we ended up on a small ass couch cuddling. But still, that’s no reason for him to jump when he see’s me or to hurry and leave the dorm. FYI, that happened about 20 minutes ago so I’m still quite hurt about that. I guess it’s whatever, we’ll be fine over time I hope.

Current Time: 10:44pm 2/12/17

Sara stole me again, not that I mind this time since I’m sure Emil wouldn’t wanna see me anyways. Kill me now please. But yeah I filled her in on what happened last night and she was more than thrilled. She kept reassuring me that he’s just embarrassed since he likes me too and that’s why he’s doing that but I just don’t know what to think about it. After we spent like an hour and a half or so just fucking around at the cafe she told me to go back and try to talk to him. Let’s just say I tried. I came home to him icing one of his bomb af cakes he loves to make, but that’s not the reason I’m pissed. He went and wrote ‘To the one I love’ in bright red icing on it. Upon seeing that my jealousy skyrocketed and I went and asked such a dumbass question. “So is that for your girlfriend?” Normally the sight of him blushing would melt my heart but the fact that I know he’s bright red because of someone else is just sickening. “Ah no… just someone I really like” “Tch, same difference, anyone who would reject you after giving them that would be brain dead” After that I kinda just stormed off into my room which is where I am and am perfectly willing to stay. I don’t want to go out there and see that stupid cake of his, or him for that matter. Oh god could I just cry right now. Fuck. I wish I could just snap that person’s neck that stole my loves affection from me. Nvm, he’d just hate me even more then. Fuck I just want things to be simpler!

1 Day until Valentine’s Day

Current Time: 1:29am 2/13/17

I was awoken by Emil carrying me princess style to my bed. Never would’ve imagined he’d do something like that but nonetheless it happened. And me being stupid like always told him to go away, which I highly regret saying but it’s not like he left anyways. He softly told me, “I’d never, you’d catch a cold sitting out like that you know?” At that moment I thought my heart was going to explode, any trace of anger I held just dissipated and turned to sadness so when he sat me down and tucked me into my bed like a 5 year old, I curled up and just layed there on the verge of tears. I guess it was pretty obvious since he crouched down and asked me what was wrong, I just told him that it was the valentine blues since it’s not like I had anyone. The smile he had on his face the was one that looked kinda pitiful, almost like he wanted to cry too. And well umm hold up, I’m not really good at inserting dialog so I’ll just do it screenplay like? No clue really but all that I know is that it’s gonna make writing in this journal a hell load easier so here it goes! Emil: Eh? I would’ve thought that you’d have girls lining up to get with you since you’re so hot.

Me: So…. you think i’m hot? *blushing like crazy*

Emil: N-no that’s not what I meant! *I think he was blushing? Couldn’t tell very well*

Me: It’s ok… I know you were messing around. *I tried smiling even though I wanted to cry even more, sooo*

Emil: It’ll be ok Mickey, I’m sure you’ll have someone this year, now go and get some sleep. Ok?

Me: Thanks for the encouraging words Emil. Anyways, night.

Emil: Sweet dreams~

Current Time: 9:57pm 2/13/17

I woke up this morning around 11 and had the great idea to watch Emil sleep. I mean it’s not like I set out to do it? I kinda just walked out into the kitchen and saw him laying on the couch sleeping. So why not? Oh I can tell you why not. Reason 1) trying to explain yourself is utter hell bc you won’t have an explanation. And reason 2) The awkwardness afterwards totally kills off any good vibes for a good two hours. He wasn’t to creeped out but I still regret doing that, and lucky me he went out of his way to make it less awkward by asking what I wanted to do today. But knowing Emil, he’ll just pick something he wants to do anyways so I told him it was his call. And that’s how I ended up watching every. Single. Episode of voltron today, and after that he turned on The Magicians and we’re currently on the 3rd episode. He kept going on about it for awhile now but as soon as he gets to watch it he falls asleep. How careless, not to mention that he’s sleeping all curled up under my arm. Man. I wish tomorrow would never come because I know he’s just going to go off to his valentine…

V A L E N T I N E ‘ S D A Y

Current Time: 6:03am 2/14/17

Fuck. FUck. FUCk. FUCK. I forgot to grab his presents yesterday. Sure he already has someone but that does not mean that I’d just not give him anything, plus I spent good money on that stuff. Anyways, almost as soon as I woke up, I dashed out of the dorm and all the way to Sara’s house. I regret running but it was worth it. I grabbed those presents after waking her and everyone else up on the block by my loud knocks and bolted back to my dorm.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Real Time~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What I walked into almost shattered my heart. I laid Emil’s presents down and ran over to Emil who was crying on the couch. I took him into my arms like my life depended on it and we stayed like that for a good while. “Hey… Emil. what’s wrong?” I asked “I thought you left me…” “Nooo! I’d never leave you, understand? I only left to go grab something for my valentine” “Then why are you back here? Shouldn’t you go and give it to them?” He mumbled into my shoulder, crying even harder now. “Who even is it?” I could barely hear him say it but I took his face in my hands and wiped the tears from his glossy blue eyes. “It’s you, ya dumbass. Who else would it be?” “A..are you serious?” “How could I not be in this situation Emil? I’ve been trying to work up the courage to tell you how I felt the last two years but I just couldn’t do it and well this year I wanted to make it a surprise but this happened instead.” “I’m sorry…” “Don’t be, I’m just glad that I can tell you how much I like you” “Ya know… You were also supposed to be my valentine, I even made you a cake but the face you had when you walked in and saw it was really scary Mickey. I mean I know you love it when I make them for you so why’d you react like that?” “Because I thought you were going to give it to someone else. My jealousy skyrocketed and I couldn’t handle it. I’m sorry Emil” “I kinda figured” He half choked/half laughed. “Don’t die now, I just got you where I wanted you” I pulled his forehead to mine and looked into his red and puffy eyes. I was really looking forward to be the one that engaged the kiss but he beat me to it. No sooner than I opened my mouth to ask how he was feeling, I could feel his lips on mine. They’re chapped and a bit sticky from him crying but I don’t care, all I care about is how his lips are on mine and that he’s pushing me onto my back.

~~~~~~~~~~~Happy Late Valentine’s Day~~~~~~~~~~

#yoi #fanfic #yuri on ice #emil nekola #michele crispino #mickey x emil #valentines #exchange #killme please

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strayklds · 2 years ago

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lee know make brain go brrr (credit)

#lee know #lee minho #bystay #linosource #userlau #adriblr #usersa #userbeepls #dreamytag #tuserzozo #tuserchrissy #mygifs #hes sooo fucking fine i gtg #3k

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crispyninjadonut · 8 years ago

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Keeper Group Chat Chapter 2

A/n hey guys sorry I don't have a schedule set up for updating I procrastinate and end up writing this on notes going to and from class XD Enjoy

As always under the cut for people that don't want to read (but why wouldn't you)

Linh: fitz did you have that science test yet Fitz: yeah earlier today Linh: how hard was it Fitz: define hard Fitz: like bash head against the wall hard Linh: definitely not that hard hopefully Fitz: yeah it wasn’t tHaT hard Linh: phew Sophie: hey guys Fitz: yo soph Linh: how was your morning Sophie: tiring Fitz: I don’t blame you Linh: yeah Sophie: I wonder where everyone else is Fitz: probs getting to class Linh: yeah doesn’t biana have maths across the school next? Sophie: tru Fitz: yep Sophie: I am sooooo ready for lunch Linh: saaaame Fitz: gtg bells about to ring Linh: me too Sophie: bye

Keefe: I have the fear Biana: you okay Keefe Keefe: t h e l u n c h l i n e Dex: oh my god Biana: how long have we been going to this school Tam: too long Biana: -_- Biana: my point is that you’ve gone through the lunch line before stop being so dramatic Dex: ohhhhhh Dex: she told you Keefe: if i die you aren’t getting any of my stuff Biana: just go! God Tam: see you at the table Dex: ugghhhh why does my locker have to be so far away Biana: c'mon Dex stop talking more walking Dex: I’m coming sheesh

Sophie: I don’t wanna go to maaaaath Fitz: c'mon that’s our only class together Keefe: I see why you don’t wanna go Fitz: -_- Keefe: ALLL byyyy myyyseeeeelf Keefe: don’t wannaaaa beeee Biana: oh my god Sophie: I know Tam: keefe could you shut up Keefe: nevverrrrr Fitz: uhoh Biana: the bells gonna ring you better shut up Sophie: if you make my phone go off in class Ill kill you Fitz: hahah HAHA Fitz: go to class Sophie: I swear if you are ditching again Keefe: me? Pfft Keefe: no way Biana: -_- Keefe: maybe a little Fitz: KEEFE Biana: you are so getting detention Fitz: don’t skip the detention Keefe: of course I’m gonna skip the detention Sophie: Keefe no Keefe: Keefe yes Tam: I do not condone this Keefe: hahaha see ya later guys Fitz: are you serious

Dex: FREEEDOOOOOOM Linh: yep Biana: let’s freaking go Im ready Sophie: where is my bus Keefe: with all the other busses Sophie: thanks Keefe Fitz: UGH I’ve got so much homework Dex: haha sucks to suck Fitz: what Dex: forget it Sophie: I CANT GIND MY BUS Biana: noooooooo Keefe: Foster it’s right over there Sophie: where the heck is that Keefe: the front Sophie: whys it over there Linh: go before you miss it Dex: oh my god soph XD Fitz: what are we gonna do with you Biana: :P Sophie: ha ha ha Sophie: ha ha ha haaaaa Sophie: -_- Dex: it’s okay Sophie: I’m disowning all of you Biana: you do that Sophie: jk jk love you guys Tam: I’m trying to do homework can you guys SHUT UP Keefe: you can’t tell us what to do bangs boy Biana: so what do you guys want to do on the ride home Dex: cry Keefe: um Dex: ;-; Linh: you okay there Dex: nO Fitz: do you want to talk about it Dex: no I’m just never okay Sophie; IM NOOOT OKKAAAAYYY Sophie: IM NOT OKAAAYYYYYYY Biana: sophie stap Sophie: ok I’m good Keefe: that happened Fitz: indeed Biana: I see the house on the horizon Fitz: woot let’s go Keefe: see ya guys Sophie: byyyye Dex: ughh five more stops Dex: I’m gonna do a little homework Sophie: ok talk to ya later Dex Keefe: bye!! Sophie: and then there were 2 Keefe: make that 1 my stop is in a minute Sophie: ugggggggggggg Sophie: alllll by myyyyyseeeelllllllfffff Sophie: fine I’ll do homework then

Sophie: HOMEWORK SUCKS Linh: I feel you Sophie: math Sophie: I hate math Dex: *maths Sophie: yeah yeah whatever Biana: XD Fitz: you having trouble Sophie: AM I HAVING TROUBLE Fitz: *? Fitz: need some help Sophie: yea Fitz: FaceTime me I’ll help Sophie: omg thanks Dex: hey linh do you get the music homework cause I don’t Linh: what part Dex: every part Linh: well that’s helpful Dex: wait google is being helpful Linh: okay Linh: am I being replaced by a computer? Biana: XD Dex: nooooo Dex: it’s just that google understands me Linh: XD okay

Keefe: it is already dark out!!! Tam: yeah that happens Keefe: but I have practiiiiiice Tam: deal with it Keefe: sigh Keefe: oh I see how it is Keefe: your just gonna leave me here with my boredom Keefe: ugghgggggggghhh your all so boring

Biana: hahaha sorry Keefe Keefe: -_- Biana: :P Keefe: hey hey did you know Biana: the more you KNOWWW Keefe: did you know that how to save a life is ten years old now Biana: WHAT Biana: ARE YOU SERIOUS Keefe: yep Biana: man I feel old Keefe: I know right Biana: wooowwww Biana: welp I gotta go Keefe: ugh just leave me be Biana: XD see ya

Dex: I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND THIS MUSIC HOMEWORK

Sophie: hey at least its not math Dex: *maths Sophie: sigh Dex: technically it is like maths though Sophie: oh shut up Dex: XD Dex: I win Keefe: foster nobody calls it math Sophie: AMERICANS CALL IT MATH Keefe: I rest my case Sophie: ohhHHHH ITS ONN Dex: look what you did Keefe Dex: I just wanted to complain about my homework Dex: but nooooo Keefe: hehe sorry Sophie: UGH Sophie: you disgust me Keefe: I try ;) Dex: ew Sophie: omg Dex XD Dex: ^-^ Keefe: I am highly offended Biana: why am I not surprised Dex: heyy biana Dex: you have mister austin for music right Biana: yeah Dex: did you have any music homework Biana: nope we were running late Dex: are you serious Biana: sorry buddy Dex; well im gonna fail Sophie: no your not Biana: why are you taking music anyway Dex: my parents like TORTURING me Sophie: -_- Biana: cmon music isn’t that bad Dex: you know im terrible at it Sophie: your never gonna get better with that attitude Biana: yeah Dex: hmf Keefe: Guess who’s back Dex: an idiot is back Sophie: ab argumentative idiot is back Keefe: ack I am highly offended Biana: good Keefe: why do yall hate me Sophie: keefe Keefe: yah Sophie: never say y'all again Keefe: okay Dex: XD Keefe: hey Keefe: hey hey Sophie: yeah? Keefe: biana Sophie: oh Dex: XD Keefe: bianaaaaaa Biana: what is it keefe Keefe: is fitz around Biana: -_- Biana: he’s shut up in his room doing homework Keefe: ohhhh Biana:facetime him or something Keefe: I can’t he set it to do not disturb Dex: what do you want wonderboy for anyway Sophie: dEX Dex: yeah yeah don’t call him wonderboy anymore I know Sophie: :-: Biana: welp I don’t know what to tell you Keefe: tell FiTz that there’s a rugby game this saturday Biana: fine Sophie: ope Sophie: dinners ready bye! Keefe: bye foster! Dex: see ya soph Keefe: sooo Dex: I’m doing hw talk later Keefe: mkay

Biana: just told him Keefe: thanks Keefe: imma go take a nap Biana: XD okay Keefe: see ya tomorrow

Chap 1

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his is a conversation between Alexander Hamilton and yourself, Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes . Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Hello Hamilton..." Alexander Hamilton: OH MY GOSH Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Stop shouting " Alexander Hamilton: You are soo adorable! Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "I'm always adorable " Alexander Hamilton: Your voice is so high pitched. Imagine the cabinet meetings... This squeaky little child trying to persuade Washinton. Alexander Hamilton: *Washington Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Well uh...shut the fuck up" Alexander Hamilton: Now you're too young to cuss Thomas. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "I'm not 'too young' Hamilton. I can say whatever i want " Alexander Hamilton: Its not proper for a little boy your age to use such vulgar language. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Hamilton not a child." Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Im& Alexander Hamilton: Oh really? Have you looked at yourself lately? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "I just look like a child" Alexander Hamilton: And act like one, and sound like one, and you have the knowledge of one. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "I don't have the knowledge of a child and I don't act like one!" Thomas crossed his arms Alexander Hamilton: *Hamilton laughed* Mhmm sure. I know quite a bit of people that would disagree with you. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas threw a rock at Alexander Alexander Hamilton: Yeah, like that's gonna do anything. If you really wanted to hurt me you would've thrown something that isn't a pebble, but you aren't strong enough to do that, are you? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "...." Thomas glares at Alexander Alexander Hamilton: Don't like what I'm saying? What are you going to do about it? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas threw a book Alexander Hamilton: *dodged* Oh come on! I thought you of all people would treat books with care. Stupid bookworm. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Dont call me stupid. " Alexander Hamilton: Why shouldn't I? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "I uh well." Thomas flips Alexander of f Alexander Hamilton: Oh my! I'm sooo hurt by that Thomas! *he smirks* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Shut up!" Thomas pouted Alexander Hamilton: Now you're only proving my point. See, you're pouting like a child. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "I'm not a fucking child!" Thomas turned to leave but tripped over his clothes Alexander Hamilton: Mhmm sure you aren't. You just really resemble one. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Youre so annoying " Alexander Hamilton: So are you. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Shut up" Alexander Hamilton: Make me Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas gets up and hits Alexander Alexander Hamilton: *pretends to be hurt* OHH that hurt sooo much. You are so weak Jefferson. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "SHUT THE HELL UP" Thomas hits Alexander again Alexander Hamilton: *Hamilton backed up. Jefferson's hits weren't painful, just annoying* I don't feel like it. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Wait I have a idea" Thomas walks to Alexander's desk and climbs onto it Alexander Hamilton: W- what are you doing? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : He pushes the papers and stuff off the desk Alexander Hamilton: WHA- Stop! *Hamilton runs over to his desk and picks up Jefferson, stopping him from making more of a mess* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Put me down!!" Alexander Hamilton: If I do you'll just make more mess, like the three year old you are. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Well I'm doing it because you're annoying! " Alexander Hamilton: Said the guy that keeps throwing things at me! You hypocrite! Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas bites alexander Alexander Hamilton: *quickly puts Jefferson down then grabs his hand in pain* What the heck?! Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Dont pick me up." Alexander Hamilton: Don't make a mess. *Hamilton went over to pick up the stuff Jefferson knocked over. Alexander Hamilton: * Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas climbs the desk again and dumped ink on the papers Alexander Hamilton: WHAT THE HECK???? *Hamilton again gets Jefferson of the desk and tried to remove the papers that weren't damaged* No no no no no no no no no no... Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas laughs and began to walk away but tripped Alexander Hamilton: *turned to Jefferson* YOU! *Hamilton picked Jefferson up by his clothes and walked out of his office* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Fuck..." Alexander Hamilton: *Hamilton walked into a random room and grabbed two chairs. He put them in a 90 degree angle against a corner. He put Jefferson in the corner and put heavy objects on the chairs so he couldn't escape* This is the only way I can guarantee you won't cause anymore trouble. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Get me out of here now' Alexander Hamilton: No Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas tries to get out Alexander Hamilton: Yea good luck. Weak little Tommy. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Dont call me that " Alexander Hamilton: Weak. Little. Tommy. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "....." Thomas just stayed quiet Alexander Hamilton: Have fun in there. *Hamilton turned to walk away* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : He unwillingly does the one thing every parent hates. Throwing a crying tantrum Alexander Hamilton: *turned to face Jefferson* One would think you'd try to not prove me right, yet again and again you prove you ARE a child. Pouting, throwing tantrums. Adorable. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "IM NOT A CHILD I HATE YOU I HATE THIS GET ME OUT NOW!!!" Alexander Hamilton: You shouldn't have made a mess. There are consequences for your actions Little Tommy. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "iT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE TEASING ME AND I COULDNT HURT YOU!!" Alexander Hamilton: SO YOU POUR INK ON MY WORK????? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "yES" Alexander Hamilton: NO. Do you know how much of my work you ruined? How much time I spent working on it? A LOT! Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Well tell Washington then maybe he could give you more time to finish it!" Alexander Hamilton: I will, I'll also tell him what a prick you are for pouring ink on my work! Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Go ahead " Alexander Hamilton: I'm still not letting you out, jerk. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Let me out " Alexander Hamilton: No. you ruined my work. Plus I just don't want to. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Someone will let me out eventually " Alexander Hamilton: Eventually, how patient are you? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Very patient " Alexander Hamilton: Good, cuz it might be a few days. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "A few day? What am I supposed to eat? What if I need to use the bathroom?" Alexander Hamilton: ((speaking of patience i gtg but I'll be back in 10 min. your choice to wait or not. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : ((Okay)) Alexander Hamilton: Dunno, and I don't care. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Youre horrible " Alexander Hamilton: Thanks, you too. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Fuck you " Alexander Hamilton: *repeats what he said, mimicking him in a squeaky voice* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas kicks the chair Alexander Hamilton: *laughs* Little Tommy's getting mad. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "GeT ME OUT BITCH" Alexander Hamilton: MAKE ME Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "I'LL TELL WASHINGTON " Alexander Hamilton: Good luck getting to him. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "SHUT UP! the only good thing is that I'm comfortable " Alexander Hamilton: That ain't gonna last. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "I'm literally in a bunch of clothes I can make it to a bed " Alexander Hamilton: Uh huh. So resourceful. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "I'm gonna starve in here' Alexander Hamilton: Oh don't worry. Be nice and I /might/ let you out. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Fine I'll try to be nice." Alexander Hamilton: For you, I know that'll be quite difficult. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Itll be very difficult " Alexander Hamilton: I'll let you out, but act up again and you'll go right back here. Got it? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Yes" Alexander Hamilton: *he moves the chair creating an exit for Thomas* There you go. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas got out "Thanks." Alexander Hamilton: Oh my... you actually said Thanks... I'm impressed. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas rolled his eyes Alexander Hamilton: Well then, I've got to take care of the mess YOU made. *walks out of the room and too his office* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Okay " Thomas followed Alexander Alexander Hamilton: *enters his office, he doesn't fully trust Thomas but he'd just put Thomas back in the corner if he did anything bad. He cleans up the ink on his desk and throws away the ruined papers* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas took the ruined papers and walked out of the office Alexander Hamilton: Hey, what are you doing with those? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Nothing " Alexander Hamilton: Sure, where are you going? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "To James's office." Alexander Hamilton: Why? And Why do you have those papers? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "It still has some ink dripping out of it so I might as well give it to James since hes about to run out" Alexander Hamilton: *Hamilton hadn't thought of using the ink, he wanted it* Hey, no, gimme that! Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Why? " Alexander Hamilton: So I can use it. It's my ink. You aren't just going to give my ink to James. If he's running out he can buy more like everyone else. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "If ya say so" Thomas gives it to Alexander Alexander Hamilton: *takes it* Thank you. *walks back to his office and pour the remains of the ink into the empty bottles Jefferson knocked over* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas sat on the floor and read a book Alexander Hamilton: *had finished up cleaning the mess and noticed an ink stain on the floor. He looked over to Jefferson and an idea came into his head. He suddenly left the office and closed the door. He was going to get revenge* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Hamilton what are you doing :" Alexander Hamilton: Like you said. "Nothing." *he walked into Jefferson's office* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "I'm too short to reach the door knob " Alexander Hamilton: I know. :) Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Let me out !" Alexander Hamilton: I will, eventually. Trust me. *Hamilton did the same thing Jefferson did to his office. He poured ink all over his papers and knocked things off. He walked back into his office and left the door open. He sat down and started writing.* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "What did you do?" Alexander Hamilton: Feel free to see for yourself. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas went to his office "Oh my god " Alexander Hamilton: *Hamilton continued to write, smiling, and humming a tune* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : Thomas went to Washington's office Alexander Hamilton: *Hamilton wanted to see Jefferson's reaction so he got up. He went to Jefferson's office and found him not there. Where did he go then?* Thomas? Thomas where are you? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Washington, Alexander ruined my office! Of course I would've done something but I'm too short to reach my desk#" Alexander Hamilton: Washington: *tried to hold back his laughter from looking at the smaller Jefferson* He did what now? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "He spilled ink on my paperwork and knocked things off my desk!" Alexander Hamilton: Washington: Will you call Mr. Hamilton to my office please? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Alright." Thomas walks to Alexander Alexander Hamilton: Well, how do you like your new office Jefferson? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Washington need you" Alexander Hamilton: I made some adjustments as you could tell. Alexander Hamilton: Oh... Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Lets go " Thomas walks back to Washington's office Alexander Hamilton: *worry and fear filled him. Jefferson, the tattletale, probably told him what happened* Ok... Alexander Hamilton: *Hamilton followed Jefferson to Washington's office* Alexander Hamilton: Washington: Hamilton. Mr. Jefferson says you've made a mess in his office. Are these accusations true? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Of course it's true!just go in there and you'll see it!" Alexander Hamilton: *He tried to figure out a way to get out of this* His office may be a mess, but I had not part in it. See here is a little boy and as you may know, small children often do make messes. They are just more clumsy. Mr. Jefferson here was probably trying to write when he accidentally knocked things over. Alexander Hamilton: *He glared at Thomas. Jefferson was going to pay for telling Washington* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Like i told you before, sir. I can't even reach my desk. And you know very well I'm not a child, I can't even hold a quill correctly " Alexander Hamilton: But you can reach mine? Sir previously Mr. Jefferson had climbed onto my desk and accidentally made a mess of my office. Now, do not think this as a motive to make a mess out of his office because being the understanding person I am, I let it slide. It was just an accident. Isn't that right Thomas? It /was/ and accident, wasn't it? *he grinned. If Thomas said yes it would help his story. If he said no he'd get in trouble as well* Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Its because his desk was shorter than mine. And I did it simply because he was being annoying. He was making fun of my condition, I told him to stop but he wouldn't listen so I did the one thing that would've made him listen." Alexander Hamilton: Ah, so you do admit in making a mess of my office. Very well then. *Hamilton tried to act calm, but he saw himself being caught in the lie* Though you did have quite the determination to get on to my desk. Surly you'd be resourceful enough to get onto your own? Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "Hamilton, there is ink dripping off my desk. If I did try to climb it I would've slipped. And I dont think anyone would want any injuries here " Alexander Hamilton: But there wasn't always ink dripping off your desk. You could've climbed onto it, made a mess, then climbed off where the ink wasn't dripping. Turned into a 3yr old Thomas Jefferson wearing oversized clothes : "If I made a mess I would've cleaned it by now. Besides you locked me in your office before you went." Alexander Hamilton: I didn't lock you. I never locked the door. And maybe you wanted to frame me... ((I gtg sry. This has been fun tho. BYYEE Alexander Hamilton has left the conversation.

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