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*Me when just a few songs were released*: These songs are so boring, oh my God, it’s gonna be such a bad year.

*Me after all the songs have been released*: WHO THE FU*K AM I PUTTING AS MY NUMBER ONE???? THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY GOOD SONGS!!! ARGHHHH

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whenever anyone asks me how i’m feeling

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Me whenever juries were giving 12 points to North Macedonia & Sweden

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Ways the UK could still win Eurovision:

Send Måns Zelmerlöw as our representative, as he lives in London now

That’s it

That’s pretty much the only chance we have

Send the OG Horrible Histories gang (we wouldn’t win but come on, at least we’d have fun. The UK needs to send a bop again)

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All of Europe when Madonna was giving that corny ass speech

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Every single year

Jury: Sweden

The rest of Europe: NO

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uk started from the bottom and they’re still there

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Ancient Norwegian saying:

“The results don’t matter as long as we beat Sweden”

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German commentator : “our poor girls getting 0 points at the public vote is like your mother telling you she doesn’t love you anymore. Well. At least they sang better than Madonna”

German TV host: “Lets be real: Everyone sang better than Madonna this year”

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Norway: we were robbed! We would’ve won if it wasn’t for the jury!

Italy:

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Juries: 12 points to North Macedonia!

Popular vote:

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Greece:

Swedish commentator: Ah yes. That’s exactly what I wanted to hear at 00:40 in the morning.

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europe descending back into their coffins for another year

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but i think we can all agree that this year’s loser was madonna

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Eurovision hosts : MADONNA WILL PERFORM HER NEW SONG ON SATURDAY NIGHT OMG OMG OMG !!!

Fans : who even cares about Madonna when you have Verka, Mans, Conchita & Eleni?