#hes so shawty bae

[euphoric-mars]

everytime he's in a white tank an angel gains it's wings <3<3<3

[rene-darling]

Jjk men redflags

These aren't all original I was inspired by some TikTok's I saw as well as some comments,

...toji...gojo...sukuna...

Toji, does not believe in nor agrees with signing a prenup, "if you loved me you won't make me sign it," "babe-, who even does prenups nowadays" "your acting like you're all high and mighty, and above me- not just in bed, but as a person jus cuh you got a couple more doller bills then me-"

Gojo, will make you sign a prenup, it's like he doesn't trust you, trips up little kids.

Sukuna, himself. He's him, doesn't believe in abortion. Says the only way to get rid of it is to stab oneself in the stomach with a katana.

Itadori, nothing. Complains if you don't have a fat ass, has definitely brought up you getting plastic surgery to "fatten it up" best to shut him up quick.

Toji, doesn't believe in spending money on dates, thinks it should be 50/50, his idea of a romantic walk is taking a nice long walk through the hood,

Toji, you can definitely hear gun shots outside his 'house' lives in a hut best compared to where denji from chainsaw man lives. Calls it his man cave

Sukuna, if you call him your hubby for fun he denies it and gets mad "so you don't want to get married" "stop putting words in my mouth woman" "oh! So you do wanna get married!!"

Toji, calls you "shawty bae", your name in his phone (that you got him) gotta be smth like "suger hoe" "the one with the money"

Gojo, your name in his contacts is "number 50?" On what's app it's "the 5th one I met at the ______"

Gojo, has pictures of himself and geto all over his house, has a big portrait of himself right above his bed so he can fall asleep looking at it

Sukuna, refutes technology, likes it the old fashioned way, does not know how to use a phone, thought yours was a bomb when it rang the first time so he broke it.

Toji, snores really I mean really loudly, dad snores frl.

Sukuna, wakes up like a vampire from their coffins.

Toji,you propose and first things he asks is "Is that a real diamond?" Later in the week you get a call from the diamond place that someone's tryna get a cash refund on the ring

Gojo, he wants you to spend, spend and spend money on him like he isn't rich, he's not giving princess treatment he wants it, baby him. This grown ahh almost 30 year old

Gojo, doesn't agree with commitment. Your relationship is best described as a 10 year long situation ship. You'll have to propose one day cuh he won't. "I'm still young-" "you're 30."

[someverygaymoth]

Killermare where Killer says brainrot.

He kisses Nightmare, pulls away, and goes 'wow, that kiss was so sigma. Kinda sus you are an alpha male kissing an omega, but like, I get it, I have a gyatt' and Nightmare starts crying

Nightmare would crash out, I fear...

"I despise you, you are the foulest creature I've ever seen writhing upon its belly on this plane—"

"and you looooovveee meeeee<3333"

Nightmare is aghast, "I do NOT 'loooovee youu' in the slightest, you've simply lost the very last grain of your already dwindling sanity, you rube!" He's so flustered. He doesn't love him that's so dumb and stupid and clEARLY NOT TRUE—

"You can't deny my Rizz, you're the baby gronk to my livy Dunn. My pookie wookie bear, my sigma, my shawty bae-"

"Killer what in the name of all that is RATIONAL AND SANE ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING!??"

"No need to start tweakin bbg, remember you're our alpha, you can't crash out now."

"Killer I am about to hurt you, severely."

"That's pretty sussy boss... If you wanted to Rizz me up like that you could've just said so..."

"You have five seconds Killer. RUN."

"Oh shIT—"

[sea-of-dust]

MAKOTO YUKI x GN! Reader

Summary: Dating headcannons

N: I had this just rotting bro posting this with the event. Ik u don't read these angst jumpscare. Also DO NOT listen to Malice Mizer OR SWEET (p5) while reading fanfic or headcannons for this guy you'll cry 7 times

Hm? Is something your gonna hear alot. He notices everything. Sometimes he purposely doesn't push you to tell him, other times he's told by Yukari.

He knows when your troubled, you can tell when he knows what's going on as he tends to get a bit closer before going "hm?" You notice when he's trying to comfort you. Trying to be sneaky just makes it more obvious, it's even more odvious when he sneaks snacks to you near your door, like he isn't the first suspect.

"?" He lays his head on your shoulder slowly inching closer. "You look like you're fuming. Did something happen?" "Nothing much just a headache" "I see" you never feel his arms wrapped around while you as you stood next to him, soft hums comming from him.

Makoto tries to hide his affections in public. Limiting it to hand holding or subtle matching things you both had on your person. The fewer people the higher the chance of him taking a small snooze on your shoulder, you end up giving him piggybacks when he does this.

He let's you listen to music with him. At the cost of a small tease. "I wanna listen aswell..." You look away clearly flustered to ask this "and why would my dove want that?" "HUH" you look at him wide eyed seeing him smirk "BRO" "? I thought I was your boyfriend" and back to the straight faced s.e.e.s boy. This was his way of flustering you, calling you a random nickname and then acting like nothing happened, you always reset back to bro when he does this making it even better for him.

He wanders...alot. This guy would get lost in a supermarket and be like "oh I lost them..." and then find you calmly while you'd just panic about where he was. He always appears from nowhere when this happens. "I've looked everywhere jimpei I'm considering going into the fountain..." "you walk so fast" he burries himself into the nape of your neck, "I almost lost you again" you were so lucky jimpei was on the phone and not in person or you two would have never stopped getting teased when you got to school

If you ever wondered about s.e.e.s or ever wondered why he was always so tired, he'd act like he didn't hear you. "So what's s.e.e.s, heard it had something to do with some sorta time thing?" He'd be right next to you. You saw him peak up and just go back to staring into the void seconds later. "I know you heard me" you furrow your brows slightly but he just lays there for a bit moves his hair and then goes "huh?" "UGHHH" you're not getting him to budge

That would be the case if you didn't have a persona he'd still try to pretend he didn't know until you saved him from a few shadows. "How did you get knocked down by wind of all things imagine I blow and you and you get stunned" your persona deals with them easily while you help him up. "So what is this place my princess, my shawty bae, my-" "please...shut up" "nah baby girl you brought this on yourself" he sighs but he did enjoy the free piggy back ride so he pretended the wind hit him THAT hard.

"You're still carrying him around" Yukari cringes "he can barely keep his eyes open tho" "oh he'll live watch this" Yukari turns around "we're gonna go get a sna-" "don't say it infront of jimpei unspelled" he groans nuzzling back into your neck "told ya, get him off your back" easier said than done the guys like those theme park bracelets you'll never get him off. "Yukari let go of me" his voice a bit annoyed "no chance! Come on you gotta walk like the rest of us think of y/ns back!" You got him to walk...but he had to hold your hand and would almost drift off again if you haven't move away everytime you noticed. "Please try to stay awake were almost done" "...." You catch his head "don't lean on me, how about this you can rest once we get back to my room" he suddenly has enough energy to walk without leaning on you.

He loves whenever he goes to your dorm. It always feels so calm in there like some sorta checkpoint. Sometimes he gets there before you already laying there like it was his own room. "Welcome home" "oh minato- wait...howed you get in" "you left the door unlocked" "oh" he tries to use the 'just wanted to study with you excuse' nah the dudes there for every kind of sfw romantic thing you can think of. He's there to be called lover boy unironcally! "Funny how you aren't as sleepy during the night" you move closer to him "you're nocturnal" you joke playfully giving him a small kiss on the cheek. In actuality he had eaten a bunch of candy so he could stay awake with you.

Take him with you everywhere!! If you'd e-mail him about anything related to heading out you don't even have to invite him he'd just magically appear. You don't even have to say WHERE you're going. "How do you always know where I am?" "This place is small"

He'd know what your into without you telling him almost sniffing it out. "I thought you'd like this" he hands you a small gift watching you blush immensely. "Howed you know I liked this kinda stuff" "I figure stuff out quickly" he did have hints though. The way you acted the way you looked at things simular to it. it made it odvious you'd like one of those.

He hides when he's sick always trying to hold back coughs or sneezes he suffers in silence and would prefer it that way. Why? Because the first time he was sick infront of you or anyone else no one wanted to be around him incase it spread. You were willing to of course until Mitsuru put a ban on seeing him for the sake of everyone's health, you still got tests to deal with ya know! So now he just hides it trying to recover quickly. Can't say the same for you though "cough cough! Ah sorry I've had a really bad cold lately" all he needed to hear to have you carried back to your dorm after school. "When we're you able to manhandle me" "please take this" he hands you a small medicine cap expecting you to drink it from there. "It's just a cold" "colds don't have you coughing yourself into orbit for it to just be a casual one" sighing you gulp it down

He'll pretend to not know how to put on his ribbon and ask if you're able to help him. Then turn around pull it off and look at you with a "can you do it again" face. He just likes the way you tie it while you're on the train with him.

Fastest Emailer EVER. You'd think it would take him litteral years since he sometimes leaves people out to dry, according to jinpei, and then he'd respond at the speed of sound to you nearly as fast as the email sends.

You try to pitch his cheeks only to get him to revert to an angry cat. So you've resorted to softer smaller pinches, he dosent mind as much now just don't too it too often or he'll start pinching you too

He may like using yarn with you. Depends on how easy it is though. "What are you making?" "A heart bracelet a girl asked me to make for her and her boyfriend" he reaches for your hand "do you mind if I try this?" "Sure it's in the left drawer" he could barely make the heart at first but as soon as you got a clipboard involved it was a whole diffent story, he was a machine, you didn't know this at the time but you definitely accidently made a yarn bracelet monster. Must have found out they can be made into sp items. That's why there's a lock on the left drawer now, he never opened it without asking its just to keep him from getting ideas, it does the opposite

He has his flirtatious momments, mostly just because he wants to tease you. It starts with a perfectly silent momment, in the classroom when they finally let you sit with him, nearly asleep in a library, on very rare occasions tartarus, he'd smirk and then lock in for the absolute chaos he's about to cause. A simple lean into your ear whispering softly yet clearly "I want a kiss" your eyes would always widen but you'd also respond with a whisper back "now?" Clearly slightly baffled you kiss him on the cheek quickly. Oh but sometimes that isn't enough, sometimes he just wants to see you melt, rubbing his hand on your already flushed cheek he leans in drowsy eyes meeting yours "I want a bit more please" he does enjoy you cupping his face and kissing him. When he does stuff like that you thank the lord the sees memmbers split up or you two are pretty much alone together.

There are times he's tempted to kiss you and then act like he didn't do anything. Cheeks are his favorite you can barely see him comming,*chu*, and now he gets to tease you make you think he never did such a thing "stop kissing me while i study" "wadya mean" "you gotta study focus on that" "i wanna focus on you more" "huh?" Another quick kiss "you did it again" "i dunno what youre talking about" exhaling you kiss him under the eye "lets get back to studying before it gets too late" and then hed lean onto your shoulder. He wants you to catch him more often

"I bought a camera! Let's take a few snaps, just the two of us!, "I don't see why not" holding the camrea steady, you take a picture of the shell he found. *SNAP* a picture of him looking out on the beach. *SNAP* "Why are you taking so many of me?" "I want you to last forever" putting the camrea down and walking toward him, he reaches his hand out. "Oh sure" you give it to him and he holds it up, making sure you're both in frame. *SNAP* a picture with both of you smiling as the sun sets on the beach. Softly looking at your features, his eyes land on ur lips, then cheek, eyes, then back to your cheek again. Smiling to himself, he holds it up again "you mind if we take another?" "Alright" *SNAP* soft lips press your cheek the momment the camera flashes. "You mind if I get another, the picture might be a bit blurry" with a rare smile on his face he pockets the picture. You covering the cheek he had just kissed. "Sure..." still surprised you lean into him smiling as the shyness gets to you. *SNAP* another kiss, happy with the photo he turns to you. "Do you have any plans after this?" "No it's straight to the dorm for me" "perfect" "?"

As you two walk home after changing clothes, he seemed to be more bright than usual as you wondered why, you were happy you got to see him smile like that. "I have something for you" "really? Me too!" "I'll meet you in your room then" hugging you before he leaves to his room to pick up your gift you collect what you had gotten for him, a DVD, a small bag with candies, and a rare jack frost you had won that you've customized to look like him. As soon as he opens the door you try to hide your gifts behind your back. "I can see them" "No you cant" softly giggling to himself he closed the door and gave you a case with a small bag with it. "Well since you've already seen then" you slide over the minato frost with the other things on its lap. "I saw someone do it on the internet and wanted to make one of you..." averting his eyes afraid he may not like it. He grabs its hands, then it's crocheted hair "it looks just like me" he pulls its cheeks. "And this is what I got for you" giving you the case and small bag. You decide to open the case first. Inside was a pair of headphones and a music player the same model as his. "How'd you know I wanted one?" "You eye mine alot, so I just figured" without much thought, you kissed his cheek "I don't know if I could put into words how thankful I am" You kiss him again. Excitedly, you open the small bag, revealing a bunch of stickers. "I wanted to decorate this with you if you don't mind" "I don't see why not" you excitedly put the sticker on his face then the case almost 5 stickers later his face again. "You look so cute with them all over you" "right back at you" giggling at his joke, you cover the player carefully in stickers with him. He even showed you how he put his music onto them.

Eventually what nearly always happens when he's in your room happens, his soft eyes flutter shut while laying on your bed the frost that looks just like him in hand. *SNAP* *SNAP* the opportunity was just too good to pass up, one for you and one for him to wake up to. You lay next to him moving his hair as to see both eyes. "Sweet dreams" your eyes grow heavy as they close. Days were sweet after that though you did notice him being a bit more busy, you didn't even notice when January ended, and he was nowhere to be seen. You asked most of the people you knew that spoke to him but they just ended up near teary eyed or near unable to say a word about it. "He's in a coma" Jinpei finally is able to croak out, "we don't know what happened to him" you feel your heart drop at his words, near running to the hospital after school and laying by his side. He looked so peaceful, you'd wonder what he was experiencing. Holding his hand for what seemed like it could be the final time you left, it felt a bit scary walking home without him with you.

You put on the music player he gave you, all covered in stickers he helped you put on. "Burn my dread...full moon full life...memmories of-" you hault finding yourself at the dorm, you go in, putting your hands in your pocket, reminding you of him, accidently touching his spare key he gave you, your mind suddenly asked you to go into his room. It felt like snooping, but the thought just wouldn't let you go. Opening the door, you find something on his desk, a letter along with a few pictures. "I may have forgotten to ask someone to give this to you, but I hope it someday reaches you, I'm writing this just in case something bad happens to me, I'm gonna miss seeing you when I wake up and waking up before you. All those candies I ate from you because I wanted to stay up late, all the times I've gotten free piggyback rides around town. I'm gonna miss you above all. I'm sorry I took your camera" getting to that part you look at the pictures on the desk one of him sleeping with the frost you made him, one of you trying on his sees uniform. "To be fair you already seen most of them, I just thought that if anything happened you'd want some of me" scattering them multiple pictures of him trying on your accessories, pictures of him smiling widely at your favorite places, pictures of him trying diffrent hairstyles. "I've bought a replacement film in advance, if you need to you can take my jacket and the mako-frost. They'll keep you warm" You look at more pictures, pictures of you and him, the kiss at the beach, you napping on him, a picture of you crocheting. "If push comes to shove, don't forget about me, keep living on, Makoto ps: thanks for letting me get this close to you"

[tomssexdoll]

hiii i am OBSESSED with your writings 😄! I saw you wanted requests so here you gooooo!! the reader is apart of the band and it’s during one of their concerts and the reader is singing and dancing “sexually” ( for example the Water by Tyla dance where she twerks and pours water on herself ) and either tom or bill ( YOU CHOOSE BAE ) get so turned on and it ends with smut ( it can be rough smut since they are jealous at everyone else seeing the reader dance this way ) I HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE ! have a wonderful day ! 💕

HIII tysmm <3 ur actually so kind 😭😭

Tease

PAIRINGS: Bill 2010 x Female reader CONTENT: SMUT + a bit of angst SYPNOSIS: Y/N is on stage, performing with the band, its her turn to sing and she does a sexual dance, Bill gets super turned on by this and also jealous since everyone was watching her do it. He wants her all to himself. After the concert he drags her backstage and locks her into one of the little office rooms and fucks her brains out!! A/N: ILY TYSM FOR THE REQ UR AN ANGEL WARNINGS: dom!bill, sub!reader, p in v (missionary), fingering, rough kissing, hair pulling

As Bill was singing Dogs Unleashed, my part was coming up. I had something prepared that would make him go CRAZY. I had seen him eyeing me for the past couple months, getting possessive and jealous when other guys approached me. But I played it off, we were just friends weren't we? I loved teasing him, seeing him get enraged when another guy even looked at me.

I started singing my part and dancing provocatively,"touch me, treat me, love me, feed me", touching my boobs, down to my waist and then to my ass "touch me, tease me, love me feed me" turning around and slowly getting low on the floor, swaying my hips as I did, my mini skirt hiking up a bit. (yk the shawty got low low low dance thing)

I looked over at Bill, his hard on visible from where I was and anger in his eyes. I could tell I was gonna get a mouth full after the concert.

We finished the concert and headed backstage, afte Bill changed out of his costume and into a regular outfit he grabbed my arm and dragged me into one of the empty offices, slamming the door shut behind him. "What the fuck is your problem Bill?" I groaned, my arm starting to hurt from his harsh grip.

"My problem?" he scoffed, "don't act stupid y/n, you knew what you were doing when you were doing that fucking dance" he pulled me closer, our noses barely touching.

"Why the fuck do you always have to tease me" he said, his voice low and threatening, I chuckled "teasing you? what?" acting dumb, he rolled his eyes "don't act fucking stupid, I see the looks you give me and the way you purposefully talk to guys to make me angry", "but we're just friends, aren't we Billy?" I narrowed my eyes at him.

His chest was heaving up and down, obviously angry and turned on at the same time. Unable to register everything he was feeling in the moment.

"Just chill out, I'll come back when you're not going to scream at me" I rolled my eyes, I was on my way to walk out the door but he grabbed me roughly and pinned me against the wall. "Don't fucking move." he said sternly, his voice threatening and dangerous. My eyes widened and my jaw dropped, he had never made a move this far before. It was always grabbed my waist or pulling me away, but this, this was new and I liked it.

"Okay.." I said quietly.

Without hesitation he smashed his lips into mine, grabbing the back of my head roughly, his movements passionate and desperate. I wrapped my arms around his neck, tugging at his hair slightly as his other free hand roamed my body.

"You wanna act like a fucking tease? Fine..but i'm not letting it slide" he muttered against my lips, lifting me up and laying us down on the couch, not breaking the kiss for even a second.

"I should do that dance every time we perform dogs unleashed shouldn't I, if it makes you this mad" I smirked, pulling away from the kiss. He only got more mad and tugged at my mini skirt, pulling it off with one swift motion, pressing his fingers against the wet patch on my panties. "Already wet huh? You get excited on making me this fucking angry?" he grabbed a fistfull of my hair, pulling on it as I moaned, nodding.

He chuckled menacingly and removed my panties, rubbing in between my folds and then shoving his 2 slender fingers into my pussy, causing me to gasp at the sudden intrusion. "Fuck!" I groaned as he pumped his fingers in and out, curling his fingers at my g spot.

"So fucking good! Holy fuck!" I moaned a bit too loudly, he pressed his lips onto mine again, "shut up.." he muttered lowly. I smirked against his lips and moaned into the kiss, giving him permission to slip his tongue in my mouth. Our tongues fought for dominance, his movements in my pussy only getting harder and faster.

"G'nna cum.." I squeaked, looking up at him. He grinned, going faster, curling his fingers harder. I whimpered softly, throwing my head back and cumming on his fingers, my legs twitching slightly as he pulled his fingers out.

He put his fingers to his mouth, licking all the slick that was on it. "mm.." he closed his eyes, obviously savouring the taste of my juices.

I reached over and unbuckled his belt, sliding his pants down. He helped by taking them off, leaving him in his boxers. My pussy ached for his cock, my clit swollen and needy.

He could tell, moving closer and rubbing his clothes erection against my clit, small moans leaving my mouth as I bit down onto his shoulder. "Just put it in me.." I grunted, thrusting my hips up.

"So desperate, are we?" he chuckled, continuing to tease me. I was getting frustrated and he knew it, continuing to tease me. I guess this was my punishment for being a teasing bitch for so long. I whimpered and tried to pull out his cock, instead of him complying and putting me out of my misery he slapped my hands away. "You don't just get to be a tease and get what you want, don't even fuckng try" he growled lowly, continuing to rub his erection against my pussy.

After 10 minutes of teasing me, my pussy was throbbing violently, I needed something, anything to put me out of my misery. This was literal torture.

I cried out "just fuck me already! I get it, I'm a tease!", he smirked "that's what I wanted to hear" he pulled his cock out and allinged himself with my entrance. Pushing in slowly, every inch agonizing.

"Fuck! Too much!" I whimpered, his cock too big for my hole. He grunted, trying to push more in "shut up! You wanted this, so you're getting it!" he finally bottomed himself out, retracting his cock before slamming it back in, starting off with a brutal pace.

He grabbed my legs and pulled me closer, pounding his cock into my pussy, hitting that gummy spot in me repeatedly. "Holy fuck!" I moaned, his hands moved to my top, taking it off and playing with my tits. I wrapped my legs around his waist, pulling him in closer.

He grazed his thumb against my nipples, teasing them. I cried out in pleasure as he started to suck my nipples, licking and biting them softly.

His pace became even harsher, abusing my hole. I wrapped my arms around his neck, pulling him in and kissing him roughly, slobbering all over each others mouthes.

His cock formed a buldge on top of my stomach, it slowly bobbed up and down as he thrusted in and out of me. He chuckled and pressed down on it, causing me to moan loudly, rolling my eyes back.

He did that a few more times before I smacked his arm "stop!" I rolled my eyes, he grinned and continued to ram his cock into me. A familiar knot started to form in my stomach, coiling down to my core.

"Fuck! I'm gonna cum!" I screamed out in pleasure, holding onto him tightly as I dug my nails into his back, cumming all over his length. He moaned loudly, feeling my pussy clench against his cock, releasing all of his thick cum into my pussy. He fell forward, collapsing onto me as we tried to regain our breaths.

After we put our clothes back on and went back outside everyones eyes widened at both of us. "Had a fun time in there?" Tom smirked, I rolled my eyes "shut up Tom" walking off to get something to drink, Bill trailing behind me.

E/N: I LOVE THIS, I THINK ITS MY BEST FIC YETTTT

[svgvru]

Hear me out bae.. family reunion.. including yuuji, kenjaku, kechizu, and eso r all there and are having a grand time while Choso is holding back the most sluttiest moans while drool is literally pooling between his legs. The reader is sitting beside him with his hand on choso’s leg, pretending everything is nice and dandy and having a great time talking w the brothers, answering their questions as if he’s some angel. Finally, Choso tugs at the readers dress-shirt and looks at him w the most cutest tears in his eyes, his eyes all red and puffy. The reader excuses himself and Choso and brings him to the bathroom, they then proceed to fuck in every corner of the bathroom (ex: on the toilet, sink, on the edge of the shower, in the shower, and on several places on the floor, even fucking on top of the shower carpet) they both walk out and everyone is looking at them with the most shocked expressions on their faces w a hint of blush on their cheeks

. . . shawty gon fuck shawty gon swallow me shawty gon get on top of me!

𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐀 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 . . . you were aware of choso's family. his circumstances weren't exactly normal. then again, in the jujutsu society, whos circumstances are really normal? your used to these type of things, well—you thought you were. but! there isn't much you can do when your boyfriend is half-human, half-curse. at least he was a good brother.

choso had—albiet terribly—expressed his concerns for dinner. after hearing about his "dad," and brothers situation, you could concur the dinner might be a little . . . dramatic? it was a family reunion! things like this make choso stressed, so like the good boyfriend you are . . . you helped him keep his mind off of the drama—with a distraction.

choso was right, its barely started and the dinner is already awkward. a man you swear you've seen before, one with a long horizontal stitch on his forehead, was trying to chat it up with people much younger than him—or so you thought. he was somehow the mother and father to choso and his brothers. eso, one of choso's brothers, the one with leather and a shitty haircut, looked a bit bored. he looked like a slut, in your opinion, then again—would that be an insult to him. and kechizu, the more curse-looking one . . . lets not talk about that. the last person there was a teenager, yuuji itadori. you actually liked this one. he was a sweetheart, although sukuna knocked some of the sweetness down. choso and him were the ones to be glaring at geto—kenjaku—mr. kamo? whichever name. regardless, you answered their questions, acting as if you were angel.

"are you a sorcerer?" technically, yes. "why haven't i seen you before, then?" i tended to stay overseas for a period of time. "why do you like my son." he's adorable, why not? "you better treat my big brother right!" i swear on my life, i wouldn't dream of hurting him.

you'd answer their questions with a smile, soothing rubbing choso's thigh. simply for fun you'd ask him a question for your own amusement, knowing what he's feeling.

you'd think choso would be focused and in the conversation, he wasn't, that much was evident in his expressions. "big brother, are you alright?" eso asked, looking confused at choso. "yea, your really red!" yuuji chimes in. it was quite adorable and funny how much choso was struggling. before they arrived at the house you had strapped a pretty pink vibrator to his cock. you were sure his tip was red and throbbing, leaking precum onto the toy and his boxers. it didn't help he also had a butt plug in, preventing your cum to slip from him. choso clears his throat with a nod. "y-yes . . . " he mumbles, putting food into his mouth to prevent him from moaning.

kenjaku looks between the two of you with a knowing look, a slight grin on his face. you chuckle and continue rubbing his thigh gently. the thing about choso, is that he has a sensitive tip. that thing in his legs is most definitely a pussy destroyer (anything destroyer really), it was was uselessly big and sensitive. good thing he didn't have to use it! he had you. despite you being so cruel.

throughout the dinner, you'd occasionally put your hand in your pocket to adjust the vibrator strapped to his sensitive tip. he'd jolt and dismiss his brothers questions until he couldn't handle it anymore.

choso gently tugs on your dress shirt beneath the table, looking at you with pleading eyes, knowing he'd be punished if he came without permission. he looks as if he's about to cry—you smile, looking at his adorable expression. you nod towards the bathroom, silently telling him to get up—a look in your eye that says "'ill be there in a second." choso nods, choking out an 'excuse me' as he gets up with shaky legs. after about a minute, smile and excuse yourself "excuse me," you push your chair back and stand up, walking to the bathroom. as you do, everyone gives you questionable looks, but you ignore them.

you walk into the bathroom to find choso sitting on the toilet like a good boy, tightly gripping his pants. "such a good boy," you whisper, pressing a kiss to his red cheek. "p-please," the poor boy pleads.

a chuckle leaves your lips. "i know, i know . . . i'm helping, i am." you help him get out of his pants, a sympathetic pout on your face as his cock. your sure its super sensitive to the touch at this point. theres a mess made of precum, his cock is throbbing, and his tip is an angry red. you mercifully take of the vibrator. "i'm surprised you lasted this long. it wasn't a punishment, honey," you coo, gently grasping his cock. "you know you could've asked for some help a while ago right?"

choso grips onto the edge of the sink counter as you carefully grab his raw cock, a whine leaving his lips as you pump it slowly. "y-yes," he mumbles. you look at him with an unimpressed expression. "did you really?" choso looks away from your eyes. "no . . . "

you frown. "aw, im sorry, honey. i should've communicated better." you lean up and press a kiss to his cheek before kissing his leaking tip. "do you need to be fucked, or do you just wanna cum?" choso whimpers, "fucked! please . . . " his desperation was always so cute. so you ablige, switching spots with him. when you remove the butt plug you can't help but drool. your cum starts to spill from him. perhaps it was your possessive side, but you loved it. his leaky cock bounces, sticky tip slapping his stomach as you make him bounce on your cock.

his uselessly big tits bounce as he does, his nipples calling to you as he bounces. another thing about choso, he also has a sensitive chest. one of your hands cups his chest, thumb and index finger lightly pinching his nipple. choso whimpers, leaning towards your touch as you rub and tug.

your cock so thick, it touches where it needs to, stimulating his prostate. he begins to pant, desperately fucking himself on your cock. "a-ah! ngh—ah . . . fuck," he moans, eyes rolled back because of how good he feels. "ah, ah. quieter, honey. you don't want your brothers to hear you, do you?" you face pout, looking up at him. he vigorously shakes his head 'no,' his lips pursed. his arms warp around your neck, pushing your head towards his chest. you smile, kissing his bare skin before you kitten lick nipples. your free hand going to the other one, playing with it as your mouth envelops his bud in warmth.

his ass slaps roughly against your thighs as his movements, his back in a pleaured arch as he rides you. "f-fuck," he curses. and there's that sign. when choso's close, he purposefully tilts his head to the side or back, silently asking for kisses. once he gets those, his legs spread and he sucks in a breath, eyes rolling back as he cums. of course, this time he's slapping a hand over his mouth, but only after he's fully come down from his high does he suck in a breath and start breathing again.

"good j—" you begin to speak before he interrupts you. "more . . . " he begs in a whisper. he swallows and leans close to you, tears streaming down his face. "more! please . . . "

you grin at his expression and lift him off of your cock, your cum leaking from his ass. you smile and stand up, carrying to the shower. you were lucky to have a shower seat, allowing him to actually rest his back on something while you fuck him. setting him down, you smile at the mess he's making. "so cute . . . " you mumble and line your tip with him, pushing in him eagerly. you push his legs up by his thighs, almost folding him over as you fuck him. "ah—fuck, honey. don't squeeze me so hard, i'm gonna loose it—" you curse through gritted teeth.

"'m sorry," he pants, taking your cock like champ with his thighs to his chest. "c-can't help it. fuck!" he wraps his arms around you again, rocking with the force of your rough thrusts. it's becoming harder for him to keep his moans quiet.

choso's sobbing while taking your cock. fat tears roll down his cheeks as his nails dig into your back. "so good. so good—ngh! ah . . . a-AH!" choso whines and he starts to do it again. his chest stutters and leans his head back, sucking in a deep breath. a whine leaves his throat—one several octaves louder than his speaking voice. his mouth parts as he feels your lips against his skin.

he cums with a cry, stifled by him biting his bottom lip. although, it doesn't make much of a difference.

his brothers are curses. everyone in that room is at least half-curses. all of them, which have exceptional hearing—they can hear him. it doesn't help that the walls aren't particularly thick. choso's loud moans can be heard, the four in the dining room looking awkwardly at the wall as they hear you fuck choso dumb in the bathroom. on the toilet, on the sink, in the shower, on the floor, they can hear you going at it—choso's restraint loosening every time your cock jabs his prostate. 'more' . . . 'more' . . . 'more.' the poor man wasn't at all satisfied. he wanted to filled, pleaured by your cock. maybe even give his brothers a neice or nephew in this thirsty little fantasy of his.

"yesyesyesyesyes," a string of words left choso's lip as your fucking him on the floor. his head his resting on the fluffy shower mat at the edge of the bath. thank god the two of you cleaned the house before his family came.

"mng—AH! fuck—ngh!" his moans were music to your ears as he cums with you for the maybe sixth time in this "bathroom break." his chest is a mess of cum, your shirt a bit dirty from when he rode you. your voice his shaky and husky, as you press sloppy kisses along his neck. "satisfied?" choso nods, not trusting his voice to respond to you. you chuckle at his love-filled eyes, you could swear there were hearts in them. you life him up. "let's clean you up, yeah?"

you help him clean himself, putting on his robes and fixing his hair. he looks ashamed at the mess he's made of both you and himself, but he can't be super upset with the outcume. considering your cum is stuffed inside of him via the butt plug that you reinserted. "ready to have an awkward dinner?" you rub his arms gently and kiss his nose, putting the pink vibrator in a drawer. "uh, sure . . . "

you chuckle at his lack of words and open the bathroom door. the two of you walk out, choso hunched over a bit in shame. he knows they heard him. he was supposed to be the perfect older brother, but—he so happened to be a loud moaner. you've told him to be vocal in the past, now he has . . . at the cost of embarrassment.

behind him is you, walking wth confidence and amusement with your hands in your pockets. you had fun, this is your house, there's no need to be ashamed. plus, the embarrassed blush on choso's pale cheeks was worth it.

the two of you reach the table. you pull out the chair for choso and wait until he sits down to push it back in. the table is quiet as you yourself sit down in your chair with a slight smile. everyone has a pink tint on their cheeks, looking away from choso in awkwardness. it was silent until kenjaku started laughing, perhaps getting flashbacks of his younger years? everyone looks at him skeptically, wondering what he could possible say.

"choso's a bottom, huh? didn't think the quiet one would be so loud."

thank you, pookie! always coming up with these delicious ass prompts. ꒰ im doing this instead of kinktober ꒱. im in my choso fucker era so send some rqs

[ashwhowrites]

hi shawty bae. may i request a little something where reader was in a horrible, abusive relationship before dating eddie. edward doesn’t know this and one day he reaches up to cup her cheek and be all cute but then she flinches and he’s all like wtf is she scared of me or something?? maybe some miscommunication and fighting. but then in the end he finds out and is groveling and shit. (i’m so sorry if this is too detailed omg 😭😭). i am a bit of a whore for angst to fluff fics. thank you! ps. i love your writing so much 🫶 you’re my primary angst to fluff provider fr.

Definitely. Hopefully this is what you were looking for

Thank you sm!

⚠️ talks of abuse

Eddie Munson had a temper, that was always easy to see. But he'd never harm a fly. Just small outbursts of words.

Y/N was a little nervous when she first began dating Eddie. His temper scared her just a little bit. She got out of an abusive relationship over a year ago and moved as far away from that asshole as she could.

She spent months running and somehow ran right into Eddie's arms. He caught her easily and their relationship began. He doesn't know about her past and she didn't want him to know. She didn't want his pity. She just wanted to be loved without him being cautious around her.

They sat on his couch, watching a movie as they shared popcorn. Hands bump into each other and laugh every time.

Her eyes were locked on the movie but his eyes were locked on her. Moving the bowl out of her lap, grabbing her hips and bringing her on his lap.

"what are you doing?" She giggled

He smiled softly, moving his hand fast to cup her cheek

She flinched instantly and backed her body away

Eddie watched with confused eyes as she crawled off his lap in seconds, hurling herself in the corner of the couch

"what was that?" Eddie questioned, looking over at her

"nothing. Sorry!" She squeaked. Shaking her head at herself. He wasn't going to do anything to her. He was just going to touch her cheek. Why did she have to overreact like that?

"nothing? I went to touch you and you flew across the fucking room" he scoffed.

He had a feeling he knew what it was about. He's known as the town freak, temper tantrums, and trailer trash. Everyone knew his dad was in jail for landing his hands on Eddie's mom. Did she believe he was like that?

"it's just...it's nothing. Look it's fine" she said weakly, moving herself back on his lap

He pushed her off, standing up. Ears hot as his temper rose.

"it's not fine. You agree with them don't you?" He snapped, staring down at her with a heated glare

"what? No Eddie look it's just..."

"JUST WHAT? I'M TRAILER TRASH?"

She flinched as he screamed

"what! No that's not what I was going to say!" She argued

"it's what you are thinking. You are just like the rest of the assholes in school. Think you are so much better than me"

"Eddie if I thought I was better than you why would I date you? I don't care if you live in a trailer" she scoffed.

"then why are you scared for me to touch you? You've done it before. You never let me get close to you or touch you. You think I'm like my dad or something? Don't want to be touched by a freak like me?"

"absolutely not! Eddie just stop and listen to me"

"no just forget it. I don't need this" he scoffed, slamming his bedroom door and locking it behind him

~~

She wasn't sure what she should do. Eddie has been avoiding her for days. She felt horrible. She didn't mean for him to think she thought so low of him. She was trying to get used to being touched in a gentle way.

Every time she tried to walk up to him he'd roll his eyes and walk away.

Were they broken up?

~~

"why are you avoiding your girlfriend?" Steve asked, his hands tapping on the counter as Eddie sat next to him

"she's not my girlfriend anymore" Eddie snapped. Throwing a ball in the air, catching it repeatedly

"what why?" Steve didn't expect that. Those two were smitten with each other.

"she thinks I'm a freak, trailer trash. Doesn't want to be touched by a loser like me whose dad beat women" Eddie said harshly. Squeezing the ball in his hands

"hold on, she said that?" Steve was shocked. That didn't sound like her at all. Steve knew her for years. He remembered when she moved to New York, when she came running back home because her ex abused her.

"well no, but she didn't need to. I'm not fucking stupid. She flinches whenever I touch her. Refused to even be close to me. I was stupid and thought she was different "

"Eddie shit man. You got it all wrong" Steve sighed, rubbing his hands over his face

"do I?" Eddie laughed with no humour

"look I shouldn't be the one telling you this, but she was in an abusive relationship before she came back here. She's still learning to allow herself to be touched. She flinches with everyone. She's learning Eddie" Steve broke down to him gently

Eddie felt every part of anger leave him. Replaced with sadness, guilt and regret

"she what?' he choked out. Already feeling his throat close up

"give her time to talk to you. Stop avoiding her Munson"

~~

Eddie felt like an asshole. He felt horrible, absolutely horrible. He lost his temper on his girlfriend, didn't let her explain herself and shut her out.

The flowers in his hands were getting crushed by how harsh he was holding them

Knocking on her door softly

He felt his eyes get wet when she opened the door. Looking at her beautiful and soft face. How could anyone ever lay a hand on her?

"oh Eddie? Come on in" she said quietly, opening the door

"these are for you" Eddie said quietly, handing her the flowers

"um why? Aren't you...like mad at me?" She squeaked out. Nervously chewing on her lip as she grabbed the flowers

"no. I never should have gotten mad in the first place. I didn't let you explain. And I think I should" Eddie didn't want her to know that he knew. Let her tell him on her own time

"I'm sorry" she choked out. Tears in her eyes, "I didn't want you to think I thought of you that way. I never thought of you like that"

Eddie choked back his own tears. Watching as she cried, hands clenching the flowers.

"you have no reason to be sorry. You did nothing wrong" Eddie reassured her. Feeling more like a dick that she felt like it was her fault

"can I....can I just hug you?" He asked, puppy eyes looking at her softly

She took a deep breath and a small nod. Eddie slowly walked towards her, he wrapped his arms around her. Feeling her body go stiff but allowing her time to accept it.

She slowly wrapped her arms around him. Nuzzling her face in his neck

"that's good" he said softly, holding her close. Heart warming as she melted into him

"I'm not good at being touched. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings" she whispered in his neck. He could feel her tears running down her cheeks.

"shh. I hurt my own feelings by making shit up. Want to talk about it?" He asked, pulling away and looking down at her

She set down the flowers walking over to her couch. Eddie followed silently behind her. Sitting close but not touching her

"before I came back here, I lived in New York. I fell in love with a boy. He was sweet and amazing. He made me feel things I didn't know existed. Then I found him cheating on me" Eddie's stomach dropped as she cried harder. How could anyone cheat on her?

"so I confronted him. And he...he hit me. He apologized for it so we moved on from it. But then he kept cheating, and the hitting became a daily occurrence. I was scared to leave. I was scared to move a muscle. But I finally made it out. And I met you. And those feelings I had for him in the beginning were coming back, but for you. I never once believed and I still don't believe you'd ever hurt me. But my body sometimes acts on its own"

Eddie listened closely, nodding along as his heart broke more and more.

He reached out his hand, softly grabbing hers. She flinched but he didn't care. Holding her hand tightly as she allowed herself to get used to it.

"look at that. You did it" he praised, kissing her hand softly. Proud of her for not pulling away

"I'm sorry for being an idiot. I'm sorry for everything. I should have given you time and been more understanding. I would love to still be together but I completely understand if you want to break up"

She shook her head instantly, "no. I want to be with you" she said desperately. Moving her hands to touch his face softly

"we'll go slow. We'll work on this together. Just me and you" he said, moving in closer

She smiled, locking their lips together as they shared a small but tender kiss

"thank you" he whispered, kissing her cheek as he held her hand closer to his body.

Both came from pasts they wanted to erase

But a future they couldn't wait to create

Tags!

@bmunson86 @mxcheese @ladymunson @michaelfuckinglangdon @z0mbie-blah @biittersweet @mirrorsstuff @slightlyvicked @micheledawn1975 @ago-godance @magnificantmermaid @tlclick73 @hargrovesswifee @cityofidek @manyfandomsfanvergent @silky-luxe @lokiofasgard616 @loving-and-dreaming

@eddiemunsonsbitch69

[littlesunshine1223]

😫✨POOKIE I NEED SOME FUCKING SEXY SMUT ALPHABET FOR BOONE!! PLEASE SWATY BEA✨😅

Boone NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what he’s like after sex)

- he’s great at aftercare and anything you want it’ll appear in the blink of an eye

- he basically uses aftercare as an excuse to spoil you and give you all the love he wants to

B = Body Part (his favorite body part)

- he loves everything about your body in general, he can’t pick a favorite part

- his favorite part of his body would either be his back because he loves when you scrape your nails down it, his hands because he knows how to use them, or what’s between his legs in his pants for obvious reasons

C = Cum (anything to do with it)

- he loves to either cum in you or paint your body with it

- he will make jokes about being the next famous painter. “Look at that sweetheart, you’ve just made me into the next Picasso.”

D = Dominant (how dominant is he in bed)

- he prefers to dom just to make sure he’s giving you all the pleasure he possibly can

E = Experience (how experienced is he)

- he’s pretty experienced from movies, shows, and stuff like that

- shawty bae knows what’ll make you see stars and arch your back in seconds

F = Favorite Positions (self explanatory)

- he loves any position where he can see your face and where he can ram all the way inside you to rub all your good spots at once

G = Goofy (how he is during the moment)

- he’s a bit more serious in the moment but he will crack jokes from time to time just to keep the mood loving and light but still not ruining the intimate mood

H = Hair Pulling (self explanatory)

- he loves when you pull his hair, he lives for it

- when he’s between your legs and you tug his hair he will let out noises that could put porn hub out of business

I = Intimacy (how is he during the moment, romantically)

- he wants to make sure the two of you make good memories every time the two of you get intimate together

- whether it’s through funny moments that happen like a condom being to small or if someone walks in on you two and Boone can’t help but laugh at the look on the person’s face, he’ll make sure you two only have fond memories

J = Jealousy (does he gets jealous easily)

- he doesn’t really get jealous he just gets more so protective (not in a bad way)

K = Kinks (one or more of his kinks)

- hair pulling

- whenever you cover each other in hickeys and he has your nails leave scratches down his back

- he loves to praise you and he loves when you praise him back

L = Location (his favorite spots to do it)

- he is willing to do it anywhere as long as you’re comfortable with it

- remember whenever he was mad at Tyler for ditching him for Kate? Let’s just say the night Tyler got back to the motel he wasn’t too happy to look out the window and see his truck rocking and the windows fogged over

M = Motivation (what gets him worked up)

- even the slightest tease will get this man worked up (mainly because he can’t stop thinking about you afterwards)

N = NO (something he will never do)

- he will never make you uncomfortable or hurt you in anyway, shape, or form

O = Oral (does he prefer to give or receive)

- he prefers both giving and receiving

- he wants to make you feel good first before you start going down on him (he wants to make himself feel like he earned your mouth)

P = Pace (does he prefer to be rough or be gentle with you)

- he’ll let you pick the pace unless you’ve been teasing him and acting like a brat all day

Q = Quickie (is he ok with quickies)

- if both of you are really really worked up then he’ll happily give you a quickie but he mostly prefers to take his time with you

R = Risk (is he willing to take risks during the moment)

- sometimes he does forget to lock the bedroom door due to being caught up in the moment

S = Secret (a dirty secret of his)

- he is secretly waiting for Tyler to leave his truck alone again just so he can try every position with you in and on that truck

- he also secretly wants to ask Tyler if he wants to join if he catches the two of you again

T = Top, Switch, or Bottom (self explanatory)

- he doesn’t care if you’re on top of him, under him, or what position you’re in as long as he can make you feel good

U = Umm idk what to put here (random headcanon)

- one of the times the two of you got intimate he accidentally broke the headboard of the bed and when he was cleaning you up he laid back down next to you and the bed collapsed to the floor

V = Volume (how loud is he in bed)

- he can be as loud as you want him to

- just tell him to keep making those pretty noises for you and he’ll make sure everyone in the motel can hear him moaning your name

W = Wildcard (a random headcanon)

- he has tried experimenting with sex toys before but nothing’s as good as the real thing

X = X-Ray (what’s hidden in his pants)

- he’s ✨packing✨ and he knows how to use every inch to make you moan and whine his name like you’re in heat

Y = Yearning (how high is his sex drive)

- he has a lot of energy and usually after chasing storms that energy level only increases three times that amount if not more

- he has a fairly high sex drive whenever that happens due to the fact he’s like a human equivalent of an excited puppy when that happens and all he can think about is you

Z = ZZZ (how fast does he fall asleep afterwards)

- he’ll stay awake until you fall asleep, he refuses to fall asleep first

[writingoddess1125]

Girly,

shawty Bae

just saw ur buggy reacting to thirst edits now I need the others please, it was both too funny and seeing his ego boost alot then drop was so nice please please do more when you get the time of course

I got you Baby ;3

I AINT ONE TO DISAPPOINT!! TAKES A RIP OUT OF THE BUGGY BONG

LETS DO THIS!!!

Buy me a Ko-Fi

Buggy Finds out about his Thirst Traps! Pt. 2

🍃 🚬 Thoughts

• 🎶 "I fantasize about it all the time if you were mine, I give this pussy to you 9-5 5-9!~" 🎶 You sing and pelvic thrust in his direction. He stares in horror.

• "So my theme song essentially is that song?- One that got leaked out by accident and mass shared with my photo on it?" He stares deadpanned and you nod proudly singing along to it still.

• Will listen to the other songs associated with him and actually find most enjoyable. You will see him mouthing Hokus Pokus by ICP unironically also does like XXX by Kim Petras.

• Is impressed and a bit intimidated by the Fanart and will actually start to workout to get closer to the imagination of these people if he ever takes his shirt off.

• "I am not going to lie- These people are more creative then me. I never even thought of half the things these people gave thought my Chop Chop abilities are able to do... especially in the bedroom" Is almost impressed by the creativity of people.

• You explain how hot the "Wanna see what else I can do" Line was for a tonnnnnn of people and how they were prepared to see what he would/could do.

• Feels pretty damn attractive and desirable. He know knows MILLIONS of People want him. However is scared when he learns what 'Death By Snu Snu' is- Doesnt want death like that-

• "What the hell is the Clenis!?" He yelled in confusion at seeing this written over and over again in the comments. Regrets learning about it later-

• "THIS HAS HOW MANY VIEWS!?" He screams as blushes so brightly his nose glows. You show him one of them with easily 2.5 Mil likes alone, Smiling at his reaction.

• "Why are they like this!? This is so dirty! How can this be allowed!?" He said in confusion. You laugh hysterically at this and shake your head. "No No you sweet summer child- See Tiktok has rules. You haven't been on Tumblr or Twitter yet- Now those are some true things to behold"

• He stares at you a bit scared at this point. "What did they do to me on Tumblr and Twitter?..." You evil smile widely opening Twitter first, cause you're the devil. "Ever heard of Shuggy?"

• Screams in utter horror at the things he has read and seen- You rub his back in comfort.

• Cries at reading 'Portable Buggussy' For the millionth time.

[euphoric-mars]

H.I. McDunnough // Mugshots

[ero-heart]

Nicknames the main 4 would give you

(Romantic)

Hank-> People actually forget that despite being a murderous psycho, Hank is still kinda silly. So they would call you something like “my boo” or “bae”. If you two marry he would definitely resort to “hubby”, “wifey” or the gender neutral therm “spousey”. He really doesn’t know what else to call you and Hank genuinely likes these names. Call him your boo he will shake happily.

Deimos-> Deimos would call you the most stupid random nickname you would ever hear. Think about “moose teeth” or “crumpled bag”. But he will also call you “shawty” and “bbg” (the same way one would call a middle aged man bbg). The weird nicknames were to get a rise out of you but it sticked, you will be his “moose teeth” for life ❤️

Sanford-> I adore the idea of Sanford being a romantic- maybe picked up on rare fairy tale books as a kid and envisioned himself as the knight in shiny armor helping the princesses. The world did harden his heart, but deep down he’s still a goey lovey dobey romantic boy, that shows through the nicknames he gives you! Like “my life” and “my love”. But maybe he would indulge on his fairytale fantasies and actually call you his “princess”/“prince”/“prinxe”

2Bdamned-> 2B is a uncomplicated man, he doesn’t think much on what to call you, he just instinctively calls you “dear”/“my dear”, but he means it from the deepest bottom of his s3lf. You are the most dearest to him who, knowingly or not, makes him forget the chaos that is around him. It makes him feel that life is simple and pretty and worth living.

It turned out so sappy algdvbsudh

[cupcakeinat0r]

A couple of yall asked for the booty routine so here u go, shawty <3

Ik this looks like a lot, but trust, bae, it’s important. I felt like if ima talk abt my routine, might as well talk a lil bit abt food too since both work as a team.

[First, let me say that I am by no means a professional. This is something I've learned and acquired through self-research, as well as having two siblings, one who is a bodybuilder and the other who is a personal trainer. Also, the gym is a safe n fun space for everyone:) Work out because you want to, not bc you think you need to look a certain way <3]

Here's my Split: I added my upper body days as well in case yall wanted to kno <3

Monday: Glutes + quads

Tuesday: Back + Biceps

Wednesday: Glutes + Hamstrings

Thursday: Chest + Tricep

Friday: Full Body

Saturday + Sunday: Active rest!!! (Could be running, walking, bicycling, etc., whatever is fun to do! My personal fav is the stair master for an hr or Running for 3 miles, but you do whatever you can. Listen to your body.)

In addition, I do cardio after each sesh on the weekdays. For me, that's running for like 2 miles or so, depends how I'm feeling, but you do whatever cardio you'd like! A good start could simply be inclined walking!

Also, pls pls pls remember rest days are VITALLL. If u want to grow that booty (which is something the couple of you specifically mentioned), those rest days are important bc this is the period when those muscles are actually repairing themselves from the workout, resulting in growth!!! A huge misconception is that “the muscles grow during the workout”… no. Ur actually tearin up those puppies, so that’s what rest days r for! Both rest + protein contribute to ur muscle repair + growth (I’ll talk abt protein intake later). Naturally, I like to rest Sat n Sun, but it could be any 2-3 days of the week. Sometimes, I be usin that Fri full-body sesh as a rest day too so liiiike... if u need to, please do (especially during periods uuuuugh).

As for specific Workouts, I'll list em here. These r for the booty ;)

Hip thrusts, booty + hamstrings

Romanian dead lift, booty + hammies

Goblet Squat, quad destroyer

Hip abductions, booty burner, omfg

Leg press, depends on footing. Higher on platform works hammies n booty, lower works quads.

Weighted Squats, the whole damn leg.

Body weight squats OR lunges (good for warm-ups)

Leg curl, hammies

Leg extension, quads

Bulgarian split squat, booty n whole leg

I do 4 sets of 12 <3

(ALMOST FORGOT, I TARGET FOR 5-6 DIFF EXERCISE FOR EACH WORKOUT)

Nutrition plays a huuuge part as well, but I'll only talk very lil abt it since ion know yall's specific needs<3

Generally, if u want growth, just take ur current weight and put that in grams, for example = 170 lbs. -> 170 g of protein each day. Now, taking in the amount of protein u need can be hard at first, so just for the beginning, just try to at least get close to it then work ur way up. Foods high in protein that I like are Greek Yogurt, Chicken, Lean Ground Beef, Salmon, and snackies such as protein bars (avocado is like the holy grail for a phat booty just sayin. It's not protein, but it's the healthiest source of fat there is!). As for other groups (fat n carbs) don’t be so strict, bae… just use your portions. No need to restrict urself from ANY food bc no food is “bad”. I can talk allllll day abt this one but ima just shut up for now lmao.

PHEW, honestly, don't mention the gym around me cuz I will not shut up. Ima gym rat at heart so like I could literally keep writing abt this but bc literally, like, 3 ppl asked for this, Ima just wrap up here <3

Hope this was a lil bit of help @gltzpzy @mybvalentine @icenbroo <33333333

P.s. would it be cringe if I said I sometimes use Miguel as motivation??? Like he’s watchin me or som??? Bye, I hate that I do that, I’m like actually mentally unwell bc of that stupid mass of pixels Sony created ☠️

[bluesidez]

First and foremost ugh I love your writing, eating it up every time purr. Also happy belated birthday bae. Now about this chapter, Miguel is pissing me off, and before yall jump ( some of yall be down bad and standards be on the floor lets acknowledge that) . Even if he was not aware that her behavior was bad or that she had feelings for him, the fact the his girlfriend felt some form of way, should’ve made he reevaluate his friendship with shawty. Because if y/n was tweaking and there was nothing going on, at least he can count it as a red flag for her. Anyways going to the person I really do got beef with, shawty self fish asf. Like okay yeah, you just realized that you were In love with him. But it’s selfish asf to try and sabotage someone who you claim you love happiness. Like if you truly love him, go outside, smoke a blunt, write in your journal and thug it out. Like the only semi reasonable scenario of someone doing this, is if their relationship/partner is toxic and even then start with a simple conversation 😭✋🏼 like ain’t that yo friend, communicate like it😭.

Thank you so much Anonnie! 🩵

You amongst many others are mad at Miguel. 😭 I don't think too many people will disagree with you. Half of y'all want Miguel to suffer more and half of y'all want him and reader to get back together.

To give some more perspective (even though I'm not sure if it will help Miguel's case at all), in the story Miguel and Xina were childhood besties like to the point where Xina was constantly around Miguel and his family. His family knows her very well and his mom LOVES her. As someone who had known her for so long and was only used to how she acted when it was just the two of them, he was a LOT slower to be like "oh Xina is actually being a dick towards my girlfriend."

He pushed it off thinking Xina was just wary or nervous, maybe even very territorial. He had a lot of trust when it came to her.

NOW. He also viewed their relationship with rose-tinted glasses because they were always there for each other, especially when both of their parents were being too much. You can see that a little bit with how Gabriel and The Geek Squad have to remind him of sly things that Xina has done to them or even him. Which is why it takes so long for it to click for Miguel.

And for Xina...I don't disagree that it was selfish of her. 😁 (I have a soft spot for her character though so I can't say too much lol.) If I speak more I'll spoil the story....

BUT OMG! I love when you guys leave comments like this. It really makes me happy! Like omg, for lil ol me? 🥺

[obl1vionblackhart]

Stab in the back

Dominik Mysterio x fem!reader

Requested: no, but spiritually my shawty baes did

Warnings: angst, Dom Dom being Dom Dom.

Summary: it’s been 2 weeks since clash at the castle, and it’s the first time y/n sees Dominik since that fateful night.

You were sat in catering, completely out of it. You sat with Damage cntrl, although you weren’t a member you were extremely close with all 3 members.

“Cheer up lovey, I’m sure it’ll all work out” Dakota said softly, giving you a smile. Iyo and Bayley nodded in agreement, the red haired woman putting a hand on your shoulder.

“If he does truly like you… he’ll turn up and talk to you” she said to you. You nodded, your face dropped as the judgment day walked into catering.

“Speak of the devil..” Dakota mumbled, as Iyo placed a comforting hand on your arm. You heard them laughing and talking, you just couldn’t take it.

“He kissed me before that match.” You blurted out. The trio’s heads snapped towards you, Dakota’s mouth agape. Iyo sighed softly, as bayley tried to come up with words to comfort you. You shook your head slightly, grabbing your phone and walking out. The girls tried calling after you, but you just ignored them.

The judgment day heard the commotion, Rhea smirking slightly as you walked out. Dominik laughed it off, before walking in the direction you had just left in. You couldn’t stop the tears falling from your eyes as you left, freezing as you heard the voice calling after you.

“Y/n! Slow down!” Dominik. He ran up to you, pulling your arm lightly making you turn around. His face softened at the sigh of your bloodshot eyes, before you pulled your arm away from him.

“How could you?! Rey and edge did everything for you Dominik! I did everything for you!” You snapped, trying to even your breathing.

“Hermosa I…”

“No. Stop talking. I’m talking.” You’d never used this time with him before, it took him by surprise.

“You don’t kiss me before your match and make me believe that you like me, then betray your family and completely ghost me for 2 weeks! How is that fair?! It’s not fair-”

“Please just listen!” He interrupted you, to which you stopped talking and just crossed your arms. You both stared silently for a second, before he cleared his throat.

“I don’t regret what I did that night, none of it. I don’t regret turning on my dad… and I don’t regret kissing you” he said honestly, his tone almost begging you to reason with him. “I didn’t face you after because I knew you’d hate me. Everyone does!”

You listened to him talk, Dominik taking your hand in the process. You didn’t pull away this time, only listening to him as more tears slid down your cheek.

“You made me think you liked me! If you don’t regret kissing me what about Rhea huh? She’s practically all over you!!”

Dom stopped, running a hand down his face. “I- I don’t know alright. I don’t love her- I love you! It’s always been you!” He yelled, looking at you for a reaction. “But, you hate me. And I don’t blame you after what I did.”

“I don’t hate you Dominik… I’m just angry- well… was angry” you mumbled to him, your other hand caressing his face. He sighed in relief, melting into your touch. You tapped his cheek lightly, almost slapping him with a small chuckle.

“You ever pull that shit on me again I’ll 619 you myself” you joked as he pulled you into his arms. Dominik laughed softly, kissing the top of your head.

“I wouldn’t dream of it mi amor… so, we’re okay?”

You thought for a minute, before nodding. “You have to buy me dinner to make up for it”

“Deal, it’s a date princesa…”

A/N: for my shawties <3

Tags: @igncrxntripley @ripleyswhore

[thatztyv]

Elle

Description:

- Couples Song Association

Word Count:

- 1k

Kᴏʀᴅᴇɪ Cᴏʀsᴏ

(core-dee-uh   core-so)

"Hi guys I'm Kordei", Kordei started.

"And I'm Jack Harlow", he said and nodded at the camera.

"Today we're doing the first ever Couples Edition Song Association with Elle", Kordei said and smiled.

For those of you who don't know, the rules are simple. They will be given a word and will have ten seconds to sing or rap a song with that word in it.

Song Association

Couples Edition

Kordei Corso & Jack Harlow

"Vocal exercises before we start?", Kordei asked Jack.

"I do this one thing", he said shrugging his shoulders. "Brrrd brrrd ahhh."

She looked at him then back at the camera.

"I'm not doing that", she laughed.

Word: Love

"Love", Kordei read off the screen. "Easy. Love, so many things I got tell you but I'm afraid I don't know how. Love by Musiq Soulchild."

The bell dinged.

"Didn't even give me a chance to think", Jack chuckled.

"We only got ten seconds you don't have time to think", Kordei said and laughed.

Word: Night

"Night", Jack said.

"Can we use plural versions?", I asked.

One of the crew members nodded their head and gave her a thumbs up.

"On some nights like this shawty I can't help but think of us", I sung before the time ended. "Nights Like This. Kehlani and Ty Dolla Sign."

The bell dinged.

Word: Hater

"Bae you better get this one... Hater ", Kordei said then the time started. "You have a song with this in it."

"I said this in a song?", he asked arching his brow.

"In plural form you did."

"Imma be upset if you can't think of the song", I said looking at him as I crossed my arms.

He hummed to himself thinking hard.

"Five seconds", she warned.

"They be like "Jack go get 'em," okay I'm bout to get 'em. My haters keep on talking, but these lyrics gon out live 'em", he rapped.

"Told you", she said looking back at the camera. "Poison by him and Lil Wayne."

Word: Infactuation

"Infactuation", Jack said.

"Infactuation? You sure you read that right", she said and leaned over him to look at his monitor.

"That's what it says", he chuckled.

"Infactuation. How do you even use that in a song?", she hummed, sitting back up in her seat.

"Four seconds. I know you got something baby. Cause I know for sure I don't."

"OHH! Girl I'm in love with you but this ain't the honeymoon. We passed the infatuation phase", she sung. "Ordinary People. John Legend."

The bell dinged.

"That was close."

"Right", she chuckled.

Word: High

"Ok next word...High", Kordei said.

"Easy", Jack hummed. "I drink til I'm drunk, smoke til I'm high. Castle on the hill, wake up in the sky. You can't tell me I ain't fly. Wake Up in the Sky by Gucci Mane, Bruno Mars and Kodak Black."

The bell dinged.

"You deserve a kiss for that one", Kordei said and leaned over and pecked his lips. "First one he got by himself."

Word: Blue

"Blue", Jack said.

"My blue jeans. Will last me all, my life", she sung and the bell dinged. "Japanese Denim. Daniel Caesar."

The bell dinged.

Word: Flashy

"Flashy", Jack said.

"I got a good one", Kordei hummed.

"I must be gettin' too flashy? Y'all shouldn't have let the world gas me. It's too late 'cause I'm here to stay. And these girls know that I'm nasty", she rapped and the bell dinged. "Industry Baby by Lil Nas X."

"I'm pretty sure someone else was on the song too", Jack chuckled.

"Noo I don't think so."

"That wasn't Nas verse you just rapped."

"Next word", she laughed.

"I was also on the song. She rapped my verse", he said into the camera.

"He's so self centered sometimes", she said and playfully rolled her eyes.

Word: Together

"Together", Kordei said.

"Did they say together in just the two of us?", Jack asked

"I don't think they did", she sighed as she continued thinking.

They looked at the time. Six seconds.

"Oooh. And even when we are apart, it still feels like we're together, Mariaa", she sung then looked at the camera. "Maria Maria. Santana and The Product G&B."

The bell dinged.

"I'm really carrying us right now", she said and playfully elbowed him.

Word: Money

"Money", Jack said.

"Uh uh Tupac said money", Kordei said and started snapping her figures trying to remember. "Bae you know that song, I always rap it."

She tapped his leg.

"Can't C Me?", he asked.

"Yes! They got me stressed out on Death Row. I seen money, but baby, I gots to get mo'. You screaming go Tupac, and I ain't stopping till I'm well paid. Bails paid, now, n-, look what hell made", she rapped.

She held her arm up and flexed her imaginary muscles. "This is too easy. We're gonna win this for sure."

Word: Baby

"Alright, I'm leaving the last one to you cause I've won us majority of our points", Kordei said turning to Jack.

"Bet."

"Last word is baby."

"Baby?", he hummed.

"Six seconds", she warned.

"Show you a link, now you workin', my baby. You f- on on me, it feel personal, baby. Trust me, it's comin' full circle, my baby", he rapped.

"P power by Gunna and Drake", she said smiling. "You know what that means."

The bell dinged continuously.

"We won every round.. Nice way to start off the couple's edition of Song Association don't you think baby?"

"Thanks to you of course. You carried."

"Anyways thanks for watching and be on the lookout for me and Jack's joint album coming out next month. It Wasn't Over Until We Stopped It: Louisville Takeover", she said and saw him furrow his brows on the monitor.

"Why the title so long?", he asked.

"I don't know you named it", she chuckled and shrugged her shoulders.

He looked at her for a second then back at the camera. "We do not have an album on the way."

"You supposed to go with it. Keep them on their toes."

"Maybe if the title would've been shorter", he chuckled.

[simpforfandoms]

Never Love Again

listen to the song shawty baes

100 followers WOOT WOOT 🙌

thanks y’all so much here’s some angst bc I’m a little angst whore, also requests are open so please request I'm running out of ideas

part 2

pairing: Jason Todd x reader (i don’t think any gender is specified)

genre: angst

summary: Jason Todd’s death has left a mark on you

word count: 1251

warnings: death, descriptions of abuse (kinda). I did not proof read this

masterlist

April 27th, that's when he died.

wish I could, I could've said goodbye

His funeral was held at the Gotham City cemetery. He was buried in the Wayne plot. You know he would much rather be buried next to Catherine Todd. Not Martha and Thomas Wayne, people that he didn’t even know. Bruce invited you to the funeral. When you arrived it was filled with people Jason didn’t even know. People that he wouldn’t want there. The funeral was a glorified press conference. Bruce used the funeral to explain his wards death. Of course he couldn’t tell them the truth. That Jason Todd died a hero. It infuriated you to see Bruce fabricate a whole story to keep the truth away from the public. It infuriated you that the Joker was still on the lose after what he did to Jason. It infuriated you that the whole world sees Jason as an immature child. It infuriated you that you didn’t stop him from going.

if I knew it would be the last time

You knew that him trying to find his birth mother would be dangerous, but somehow he convinced you that it would be okay. You made the mistake of trusting him. With a goodbye kiss he walked out the door. That was the last time you saw him alive. If you would’ve known it would be the last time, you’ve would’ve held him tighter. Kissed him longer. Begged him not to go. But at last the past is the past.

I would've broke my heart in two

tryna save a part of you

When Bruce told you the story of how he died, you laughed a bittersweet laugh. Of course it was like Jason to try to save someone that he barley knew. You only wish that Jason could be seen as the hero he truly is.

 I wanna pretend that it's not true

You didn’t believe he was dead at first. Even going as far to make Bruce take you to the morgue where his body was. When you saw him you couldn’t contain your self. You broke out in a sob, holding his lifeless body, begging for him to come back. Anything. Bruce had to drag you off. It was evident that it wasn’t a fast painless death. It was slow excruciating death. The love of your life didn’t deserve to die like that. No one did.

that you're gone

At the end of the service Dick came up to you to offer his condolences. You find it ironic that Dick, the person who resented Jason from the beginning, now suddenly cared for him. You tried to be nice to him. Put on a brave face. You know that’s what Jason would’ve wanted. He wouldn’t want you to cry over him. But just because you didn’t cry doesn’t mean you weren’t in pain.

cause my world keeps turning and turning

Years after his death and you still weren’t over it. You’ve went off to college, graduated, got a job at a boring tech company across the country, but yet everyday you thought about him. You only did all those things because you knew Jason would want you to continue living your life. You’ve been in countless dates none of them ever filling that Jason Todd sized whole hole in your heart. Maybe part of it is that you don’t want to move on. You don’t want to forget the time you had with him. You don’t want to know another kiss. You don’t want to feel another touch. You don’t want to give your heart away to another stranger. You’ll never love again. You’ve rather wait to be reunited with him in whatever afterlife he’s in.

and I'm not moving on

Jason lived in the apartment across from you. It was just you and your dad and Jason and Catherine. Your dad was hardly home but when he was he was either passed out drunk or hitting you drunk. You saw Jason every morning when you left to head to school. Jason never went to school, he would stay home taking care of Catherine. He would stare at you. A part of him was jealous. You got to live a life he never could. Eventually you got tired of his cold stares and confronted him.

when we first met

“Would you please stop staring at me” You said

Jason was stunned for a moment he had never heard your voice before. Angelic was how he would’ve described it. Regaining his composure he said, “Don’t flatter yourself”

“Wouldn’t dream of it” you rolled your eyes and continued the journey.

I never thought that I would fall

That was the first time of many you talked. Over the years you and Jason became best friends of some sort. When Catherine died, you were there for him. When he would come home with bruises and scrapes from stealing you would patch him up. When your dad got to be to much he would let you stay over at his apartment. When you he was adopted by Bruce Wayne you were heartbroken having to see him go. But you were happy that he got to leave this horrid place. He deserved the world. You still remember the day when he told you he was leaving. You two were sitting side by side on the rooftop of the building.

I never thought that I'd find myself lying in your arms

“So that’s it? You’re just gonna leave and never see me again?” You said voice cracking turning towards him

Jason eyes soften, he pauses, “you know I could never go one day without seeing you” trying to lighten the mood

“Jason you’re gonna go live in a mansion across the city. Be realistic.”

“C’mon y/n quit being a Debbie downer. I promise you I will always make time to see you” he said

You search his eyes trying to find any hint of dishonesty but you find nothing. You close your eyes and sigh, “I’m gonna miss you Jay”

“I know.” He said pulling you into a hug

don't want to feel another touch

Jason did keep his promise. You were enrolled in Gotham Academy with Jason. Probably because of a certain Wayne. You ended up seeing Jason everyday and spending frequent nights at the manor.

Your and Jason’s friendship eventually blossomed into more, slowly but surely. One day he came through your window all beaten and bloody in his robin costume. You freaked out at first until you realized it was just Jason.

“Jason what the fuck?” You whisper-yelled

don't want another name falling off my lips

He just groaned in response. You quickly grabbed the first aid kit and patched him up. He flinched at each stitch.

"Jay I need you to stop flinching"

"It hurts." He moaned

You hummed in response.

"Kiss the pain goodbye" Jason said abruptly.

You blanked out for a minute. A million thoughts flooded your brain. You thought it was joke. There was no Jason could feel the same way about you. Oh but he did. You were proven this when Jason pulled you down into a kiss.

I don't wanna know this feeling unless it's you and me

A bittersweet memory. Robin brought you together but also brought you apart. That's all you can think about before falling asleep.

don't want to give my heart away to another stranger or let another day begin won't even let the sunlight in oh I'll never love again

...

part 2