#hes part of the dream blunt rotation

[moonstonecanyon]

(07/06/2024.)

HANDSOME GUYYYYYYY

[leecdel]

haechan vaping during dance practice i truly need him. all feminism left my body when i saw that clip

[dirtyjvconfessions]

I wonder if he smokes weed

[helenascorpse]

if jesus was alive today i think he would be a gay transsexual… there is holiness in being trans

[isakvaltersnake]

things from the 2001 television programme band of brothers that haunt me to this day:

- we’re paratroopers lieutenant, we’re supposed to be surrounded. not to be your 60 year old military obsessed uncle about it but that line goes hard

- nix’s little giggle he does sometimes

- I’ll never forgive them for leaving gene’s medic training out of their training montage. in fact you know what? go back in time, film a parallel sequel of the other 9 eps from gene’s pov

- popeye’s “they called you guys too?” and the way his accent specifically scratches my brain

- they gave me moose heyliger and his massachusetts accent for like 20 minutes then the narrative snatched him away from me and i still miss him

- the way meehan looks at winters after he tells him to close the flap, in fact let’s talk about how every single one of winters’ commanders are obsessed with him in one way or another he truly is the it girl

- the chaos and fear that precedes gene and the calm and comfort that follows him

- I know everyone thinks “we’ll go to chicago, I’ll take you there” is the insane line but the one that actually makes me lose sleep is “what, and give up all this?” THAT MAN SAID I WOULD RATHER LIVE THROUGH THE HORRORS OF WAR THAN HAVE LIVED MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU

- alley is So Beautiful and I don’t think we collectively talk about it enough

- babe being some rando replacement in episode three and whilst his other replacement friends are being absolutely roasted he is immediately adopted by bill and then gets gene fucking roe of all people to connect to him?? he’s too powerful I need to study him

- speirs being this ghoulish terrifying boogeyman until lip is anywhere near him then he’s suddenly dimples and kicking his feet and giggling

- speaking of lip and speirs their little sarcastic in jokes, lip finishing speirs’ sentences fml it’s giving married

- you been working out? IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?? LIEB YOU SLUT?? THEN YOURE GONNA LAY IN HIS BED WAITING FOR HIM??? insane behaviour

- the unexplored but high potential friendships and the way I wanted like 16 more episodes for shifty and lip, nix and luz, nix and web, sisk and perconte, winters and gene, grant and tab, lieb and alley, speirs and harry, etc

- the more haggard and bitchy nix gets the hotter he gets. he also must be studied.

- “you should pack up those ears and go home” ok sobel kinda ate with that one ngl

- speaking of sobel the little confused/bewildered/piss-pants faces he makes david schwimmer the actor you are

- the silly little wide stance pennywise ass run hall does before he gets murked RIP king

- klepto speirs ilysm

- joe toye and his brass knuckles are v sexy

- sink letting nix give winters his oak leaves was very shipper girl of him

- lip harry nix speirs winters in the eagle’s nest dream blunt rotation

- the unsustainable amount of cunt served by nix, frank, babe, and luz at all times is truly a marvel

- tab really checked lip’s dick and balls mid battle and honestly that’s friendship

- bit parts for simon pegg, tom hardy, andrew scott, james mcavoy, michael fassbender, jimmy fallon ?? bob casting director you will always be famous

- peacock is so fine if he was even a little good at his job I’d be obsessed with him (special shout out to the scene of him getting sent home on furlough)

- I could list out every one of their meaningful little moments together but really it’s babe and gene just tethering and grounding each other and how they seem to gravitate to each other out of blind instinct? that’s some Brontë whatever our souls are made of bullshit I’m afraid

- ok I know I said I wasn’t talking about little meaningful moments but gene staring across the convent at where babe is sitting, lost in the peace

-bull in replacements getting imprinted on by a bunch of baby ducks and being SO PLEASED ABOUT IT he’s not the stepfather, he’s the father that stepped up

- speaking of, the underutilization of bull in the back half is such an out of character bad call

- you are officers, you are grown ups, you oughta know. HE’S RIGHT AND HE SHOULD SAY IT AND THAT’S ON GENE BEING THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO TELL OFF WINTERS

- I know nix and winters are married and whatever but the real married couple behaviour is luz constantly pissing off joe and joe immediately letting it go

- lip and speirs and their mutual competency kink

- I’M REAL SORRY FRANK skinny ilysm

[jji-lee]

ᡣ𐭩 ｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅rent-a-girlfriend.com ~ jisung's group

retired thots !

psychology major park jisung is tired of watching his friends fawn over their partners. using girls to do his homework just isn't cutting it anymore. now he's curious to see what all the hype is about, what's so good about being committed to one girl? he might just have to find out.

dreamy, hot, unattainable, mark lee, is still dreamy and hot but has been attained. with the little help of the anonymous dating app cryptic crush, he was able to find his one true love, just so happens that she was right next door. he's now a self proclaimed "love expert" offering to help jisung out, maybe he should just stick to completing his music degree...

drama major lee donghyuck is in a parasocial relationship with a guy who "hates" him, it doesn't bother him though, he likes to beg. even though he still goes for a cougar here and there, he values the depth of committed relationships a lot more after watching his friends fall in love. too bad that valuing depth doesn't mean you give good romantic advice.

lee jeno lovesss his exercise science major. not only does it help him make his body look godly, it was the gateway to obtaining his hot boyfriend na jaemin. watching his friends fail at basically everything is his favorite pass time, especially when he gets to tell his boyfriend all the juicy details.

these hotties are all part of sm university's largest fraternity neo theta phi, they refuse to live in the shared house after they caught one of the frat guys fucking on jisung and jeno's bunk bed. (somehow they had used both beds). 99% of the time their talking about their partners or hanging out with their partners, the other 1% is spent on planning the most outrageously idiotic plans to help jisung get a girlfriend.

yn's group ~ masterlist ~ intro

notes : these profiles are similar to the ones from cryptic crush just with a little twist since they're all in relationships now (except hyuck idk what's wrong with him) ready to go back down a idiot fuckboy spiral we will suffer together ! (dream blunt rotation gc will be included)

taglist : @strawberrysavi , @sunghoonsgfreal , @axo-l0tl , @jakesbubu , @baobeii55 , @solvrse , @lionzyon , @hyucktion , @rksbae , @hyucksunset , @m1ng1swife , @byeonwooseokabs , @ohwowzersthatscool , @prettybluei , @kodasity , @catdonut657 , @slayhaechan , @yuujiswrld , @lvrholic , @dudekiss3r , @catpjimin , @multifandomania , @wonsyn , @nctrawberries , @kimsaerom , @n0hyuck , @nanaxwi , @neverbeurs , @4chensungs , @nneteyamss , @mrkleelvr , @njmluvr , @hyunjungjae , @dolleyedgirl , @cyjzzl , @aerivrs , @jeonghansshitester , @minkyuncutie , @413ktz

[kisses-from-crows]

Random Campbell Bain Headcanons

(chapter 7 is currently a 5k word inconsistent mess but i can give you this so, ehhh? not sure if these make any sense but in my brain they make perfect sense)

-this mf LOVES halloween

-he will spend will weeks thinking up a bunch of overly complicated costumes

-he spends WAY too much money on halloween decorations (i want you to picture Campbell Bain with adult money….)

-he has gotten tangled in those cotton spiderweb things a million times

-he always gets really enthusiastic about carving pumpkins but doesn’t have the patience to do the super complicated designs. always manages to cut off bits he didn’t mean to cut off.

-has a tradition of smashing the pumpkins to bits in the first week of november. (he likes this part more than the carving)

-will literally beg to get his nails painted and then will IMMEDIATELY smudge them, everytime, without fail

-settles for coloring in his nails with sharpie

-scarily good at mario kart, like frighteningly good

-likes to watch the muppets when he has depressive episodes

-had an intense cowboy phase as a child, until he went to a petting zoo and discovered he’s deathly afraid of horses

-the type of person to go radio silent for weeks or spam you with 50 memes and 12 songs in a matter of an hour. (there is no in-between)

-will respond to an important text two days later with a link to song and nothing else

-has a MASSIVE sweet tooth

-and has absolutely ZERO self control with candy, will down an entire bag of marshmallows (he prefers the mini ones) in a single sitting.

-noticed that Eddie had started to sneakily take his candy so he started keeping secret stashes hidden in various places

-eddie will find a stash and throw it away, only to turn around and see Campbell munching on a king-sized snickers, just gloating

-is ace spec but constantly makes dirty jokes, partly for shock value partly because he finds it hilarious

-very touchy, doesn’t get the whole “personal space” thing

-insists that he loves scary movies and then will go to bed with all the lights on after

-finds a pair of shoes he likes and then wears them every single day until they fall apart, then refuses to throw them out

-his closet is full of converse held together by duct tape and a dream

-is the biggest baby about being sick. this mf will get a tummy ache and just start rolling on the ground whining about “this is the end, get my affairs in order, tell Eddie i love him”

-toes the line between being the dream/nightmare blunt rotation. he has the most entertaining monologues but he’s using the joint as a talking stick and accidentally ash’d in the water cups twice now

-not allowed to smoke anymore because it messed with his bipolar and he didn’t sleep for 4 days straight

-can’t cook for shit, regularly burns soup. is banned from using the oven after The Incident™️

-won’t explain to anyone what The Incident™️ is

-if you ask Eddie about it, he’ll just say “he knows what he did”

-rumor has it that it involved makeshift shrink-i-dinks

-visits Fergus’s grave at least once a month. sets up a blanket and just talks. tells him everything that happened since he came last. what the rest of the crew is up to

-always leaves some sort of bit or bauble for Fergus

-got very upset when they would go missing, until he realized the local crows were collecting them

-now he brings some food and an extra toy for the crows, they’re good friends now

-one of the crows always flies down and hangs out next to him, so Campbell is convinced it’s Fergus

okay that’s all i’ve got for now! (sorry had to make it just little sad at the end)

[regretevator-headcanons]

happy 420, here's my regretevator dream blunt rotation

mainly doing NPCs that can enter the elevator (and some others with substantial lore) otherwise my head would explode

poob — by nature of being a party animal i think they'd have really good etiquette when it comes to the blunt

mach — a little iffy on this one because she's cybernetically enhanced, but i think her interest in smoking or drugs is minimal, and more of a party consumer

infected — now, don't get me wrong. i don't think infected can HANDLE a blunt. but he at the very least tries it and passes it when he starts coughing. he takes little baby inhales.

wallter — i don't think he's exactly in the blunt rotation but he sometimes gets given the blunt and goes "yeah, ok" and puffs it just to make everyone happy. for the most part, he's there to look out for the others

prototype — i just want someone with a happy, curious vibe like prototype in the blunt rotation because he's so cute and he'd be so happy to learn. they would have EXCELLENT manners and etiquette

pilby — i would love pilby in the blunt rotation. they would have excellent etiquette and manners. only issue is, they would immediately make you cry right after

split — split would also be great in the blunt rotation, if only because she has a great personality and would keep the spirits high. i also trust her to make sure everyone who wants a puff gets it as well

spud — do i think he'd be perfect in the blunt rotation? no. i just think he needs it for the shit they've gone through

[xerith-42]

My Inner Demons Stoner Headcanons

Part 3 in my Stoner Headcanons series!

Fuck you I love this show and think it's the perfect setting for stupid shenanigans like this

Leif learns what weed is from TV (mainly cop shows) and knows Ava won't answer if he asks so he just asks Mrs Oats when Ava isn't around and she gives him some because she just has a medical card.

Leif fucking loves it. My man has such a hard time relaxing because he is always ready for a threat, always ready to kill, that he's honestly forgot what real relaxation feels like until this funny little plant turns his brain off.

He shows it to Asch first, who quite enjoys the ability to actually lower his guard. That and they don't have to use the lighter that still doesn't make sense. They can just have Asch light the blunt.

Rhys catches them smoking one time, but Leif is so chilled out he just passes the joint to Rhys and badly explains how to use it. Rhys does not have a good time initially, but he eventually settles into it. He decides he likes second hand smoke more than ingesting it directly

Noi is scared of smoking because his body is already considerably weaker due to his lack of magic. He's too scared to bring this up because he doesn't think there's an alternative, but Mrs. Oats leaves them a goody basket one day, saying she made too many sweets to eat on her own. There's a bag of "special" gummy bears for Noi.

Now I'm imaging Noi eating like 20 of them and not realizing they were edibles and going straight to god. Like he's just lying in his bed thinking about Ava, he blinks and then he just sees the portal of truth.

Pierce is the last to discover it, and he never voices an opinion on it. If he happens to walk into the room where it's being smoked, he'll join the rotation for a hit or two, but then he just leaves. He lies to lie on the floor of Ava's apartment with Johnny on his lap and just relax. Ava's caught him, but he's usually asleep, so she doesn't realize he's baked as fuck in his dreams.

The plot twist is that Ava has a medical card she just has to keep it hella on the down low for her dad's campaign. He wants to make it legal recreational, but until then, she has to be fuckin chill about it. One time Leif walks into her room without knocking to ask her something and despite everything seeming normal, he stops and then sniffs the air. And then he sees Ava's slightly bloodshot eyes.

I feel like Lorelei isn't an active stoner, she's the kind of person who only smokes around her friends who smoke. She never smoked it with Ava (because Ava's actually really good about hiding it), but one time she visits Ava's apartment and catches Leif about to duck into the portal to their place and he has a fresh joint in his hand. Instead of just smoking it on his own, Leif actually smokes it with her and hotboxes Ava's bathroom.

Oh god Ava getting sick at the festival because she took a hit off a vape before going on a roller coaster the fuckin dumb ass.

When they're forced to go back home Leif is pissed for a lot of reasons, but partially because he doesn't have his stash on him :(

[hyunsvngs]

ok but also, you and hyunjin smoking together for the first time at like an after party and he’s so scared to do it bc he feels like it’s going to get him bad tripped. but instead he gets instantly hard. and he doesn’t know how to tell you, so instead he starts grinding on you whilst dancing and just touching and kissing you everywhere. and then you end up fucking in like the parking lot.

i love stoner!skz, they’re part of my dream blunt rotation (you too🫶🏻). i need them in my life. high sex is sooooo good.

-🦝

ME BEING IN UR DREAM BLUNT ROTATION FKNSKSN

but hyunjinnnn grinding on u. he’s yammy he’s so yammy and maybe him taking u to the outside of the house where the afters are and just fucking you against the wall behind a bush or something 😔 NEED HIM

[lavender-jellyfish]

I'm sad, so here's some silly things from my VTuber dr that make me happy.

1. Getting to actually meet and stream with some of my favorite VTubers. I don't think I've mentioned exactly what company I'd be working for, I'd be a part of niji en (but like the company is better as a whole)

2. Having a house with a pool and my best friend being my roommate. And we have a dog who's 3 months old. And he's a great dane (because me and my friend dogsit for my uncles and they have a great dane and when I asked if I should add a pet to my dr they said yes, a house horse)

3. Owning every pack in the sims 4 (they're so expensive and for why?)

4. Having the opportunity to leave the country and visit Japan. (I'm terrified of planes but In my dr I can like...take an edible or something before the flight)

5. Being fluent in Korean (I really need to keep up on my studying-)

6. Having tattoos and piercings.

7. Knowing how to crochet and crocheting the channel mascots of me and my genmates. (This just sounds really cute)

8. Having my dream body. (I don't have a face claim though, nothing against people who have one. There's no reason for this decision, I just didn't want one, that's it)

9. I don't have a specific s/o for this dr, but like I'll have the ability to date anyone. (Without having to go through my parents I mean, my dating life is non existent because I just don't feel like going through that hassle while living with my parents)

And 10. Being able to play alot of games I'm not able to here. (And all of my combinations of people that I've specifically scripted ill stream with has been decided by me going to YouTube and adding the first people I see, so like nightmare blunt rotation kinda vibes but in a funny way)

[bigsteppadotpng]

happy late 4/20!!!

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in honor of 4/20, i felt it was appropriate to share my nightmare blunt rotation (jojo edition)!

JOSHU: self explanatory.

JOSEPH: oh joseph, my wife. i love him dearly, but i'm never getting that blunt back. if i am, it's mysteriously mushy and grimy and probably has been shoved somewhere i don't wanna know about

PART 1 DIO: self explanatory. he's lacing it with fent

DOPPIO: hear me out; i know he's a drug lord, but i think diavolo is the one who can handle the weed. doppio is TWEAKING after one hit and unleashing epitaph on everyone.

KIRA: he's chill for a few hits, but once the high settles in he is paranoid as FUCK. he would think the walls are whispering his true identity. next person who has the blunt is getting Bites Za Dusto'd

GYRO: now listen. gyro is on the dream rotation UNTIL he starts greening out. from that point forward? i'm finding the nearest exit

KARS: he's eating the blunt bc it's made of plants.

[artwithoutblood]

I have returned with bulk questions! As always no pressure to answer all questions or any requests in my message. 👍

I do have a request, but feel free to skip if you want. May I have crumbs about my dude Adonis. Specifically about their relationship with humans in the town, and a MC (whether in a platonic relationship or how chaotic they get).

Questions:

- (This applies mainly to Aeron and Adonis but you can add if you’d like) is there a “type” that they have when choosing their victims/ muses? (Does the person just have to catch their eye somehow)

- Does Erebus have a favorite artifact (alive and not) in the archives?

- As mentioned before Aeron doesn’t like to be the art, is Adonis similar in the sense that they don’t like their picture taken?

- Who or what is Fragment? 👀

Lastly, what is your nightmare and dream blunt rotation with your characters?

I do have a request, but feel free to skip if you want. May I have crumbs about my dude Adonis. Specifically about their relationship with humans in the town, and a MC (whether in a platonic relationship or how chaotic they get).

Adonis is fae-ajacent, but I don't really know what he is. What he did with MC in Fatal Focus is like an initiation. It's a symbiosis. Adonis is just a weirdo, but he provides protection and prosperity. Just let them be a prankster and a jester sometimes. They are both the roots and the leaves and the decay and the horror.

Relationships with them are more about how far they can push you - or how far the two of you can push others.

(This applies mainly to Aeron and Adonis but you can add if you’d like) is there a “type” that they have when choosing their victims/ muses? (Does the person just have to catch their eye somehow)

Aeron used to have a thing where they'd choose people in liminal parts of their life that were easy to take away, people who would be missed if they disappeared so they could be the ones to remember them. Now, it doesn't really matter.

Adonis is the same. If you're a new person, they have their eyes on you.

For the two of them, it's about the thrill of the action and the situation.

Does Erebus have a favorite artifact (alive and not) in the archives?

His favorite artifact is a hydrangea flower that has never rotted.

As mentioned before Aeron doesn’t like to be the art, is Adonis similar in the sense that they don’t like their picture taken?

Yes. They will ask you do not take pictures of them. They prefer paintings.

Who or what is Fragment?

A fragment is a piece of a demon that has broken off, usually become its own "person" in its harboring of the demon's purpose. The Savior, for example, is possessed by a fragment of Heresy. The thing encountered by Iris and by the player in the painted mirror is a Fragment of Delusion.

Lastly, what is your nightmare and dream blunt rotation with your characters?

I do not smoke, but I just need Silas to hit the pipe five hundred times.

[accidentalsoravoice]

Since the whole "Dream Blunt Rotation" thing is going around, I thought I'd share mine

For some background, I've never smoked (weed, tobacco, or otherwise) and don't really plan to (except maybe weed once or twice because I mean I live in Colorado whaddya expect) but if I did these are the people I'd pass the blunt to. I'm also including the location the smoking is gonna happen, the snacks we've got on deck, and the background music we're gonna have on a nice, calmingly low volume.

The Smokers:

Link (The Legend of Zelda)

He's normally a silent guy, and I feel like that wouldn't change if he was smoking the Mary Jane. If anything it'd be a calming experience for him, which he definitely needs after saving Hyrule in multiple lives. Only downside is if it's BotW/TotK Link he'd get a killer case of munchies.

2. Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)

I can definitely see him as the type to smoke tobacco cigarettes on occasion, but not exactly be a weed guy. He's an asshole when he's sober, sure, but when he's high I feel like he'd mellow out a bit. Wouldn't get the munchies as much as someone like Link would. He'd probably just sit there and be high, maybe eat a thing or two.

3. Quinlan Vos (Star Wars)

A more obscure character, even in Star Wars (most casual fans, like those who haven't seen the Clone Wars series, probably don't know him). But he's 1) my favorite Jedi character aside from Ahsoka, and 2) probably the type to get EXTREMELY philosophical when he's high. I can see him smoking weed in his free time already, and free time is something he has a lot of considering he's not exactly your average Jedi.

4. Callie (Splatoon)

Callie is the BEST girl in Splatoon (yes, better than Marina, fight me). She'd probably get super sweet (even more than she already is) when she's baked, super cuddly, and killer munchies. Would probably gush at Quinlan Vos getting all philosophical on her. She'd probably also suddenly be super clingy and touchy with everyone (which I personally wouldn't mind).

5. Riku (Kingdom Hearts)

Similar to Link, I just wanna give bro a chance to relax a bit. He'd probably be a philosophical stoner like Quinlan Vos, but he'd say the stupid shit like "Duuuude...isn't lasagna just spaghetti cake?" And make everyone laugh even though it sounds so dumb.

6. Palutena (Kid Icarus)

She's a goddess, shawty needs to relax and let Pit take care of things for a bit. Would probably also be a very clingy stoner like Callie, maybe even get a bit clingy WITH Callie and everyone else in the group (again, I would not mind one bit). She'd also get real bad munchies, meaning Link may have to be on cooking duty despite having food on deck and being high. And that could lead to disaster. But that's just part of the thrill.

The Location:

Area Zero (Pokemon Scarlet & Violet)

Aside from the wild Pokemon roaming around, I think Area Zero would be the ideal place for this pot-smoking party to go down. It's so damn ethereal and we can just bask in the Terastal energy while we also bask in the devil's lettuce.

The Snacks:

Wendy's Baconators

Oreos

Cheddar and Sour Cream flavored Pringles

Homemade brownies (not edibles dw)

IBC cream soda and root beer

The Music:

Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes (album) - Jimmy Buffett

No particular reason for this one, I just really fuck with Jimmy Buffett music (also this album includes Margaritaville)

[frogmanfae]

Newsies as things that happened at band camp part 7

Jojo: Why do you have a tub of Vaseline?

Elmer: It's Buttons's I'm babysitting during the parade block

Jojo: ...what-

Elmer: Its name is Velociraptor

Crutchie: So remember that girl who told Jack he's her second choice?

Davey: Yeah?

Crutchie: Yeah he went after toxic girl and now he's sad

Davey: Damn it

Romeo: I was famous on wattpad for like 2 years and then they took all them down and I sent email after email to get them to put it back up to no avail! My books had like 100k reads!

Davey: *silently has 500k reads on his wattpad books and people are still reading them despite not updating anything in over a year because he transferred to ao3 and completely abandoned all of his wattpad book ideas*

Jack: *sticks his hand in Davey's drum while hes wearing it*

Davey: ...Thats violating-

Davey: *going through the band room like a tornado knocking shit down with his drums* First lesson of quadding, if you knock it down that's their problem

Albert: In sixth grade I wrote my narrative writing to be like a whole notebook thick and it was actually just a FNAF novel that turned out to be canonically accurate, for some fucking reason

Albert: *asks Spot to play something on his snare*

Spot: *plays it*

Albert: Okay that's like I thought

Spot: *keeps playing*

Albert: Okay you can stop

Spot: *keeps playing*

Albert: Please it's 8:30 am

Jojo: How is summer almost over

Specs: Shhh

Jojo: We don't even get 104 days of it. Where the fuck do Phineas and Ferb go?

Race: There's nothing fresh about those air fresheners on your drum they've been there since before freshman year

Spot: leave them alone! They're vintage!

Jack: Those saw the declaration of independence get signed

Race: He got them way over four score and seven years ago

Davey: That class roster is the nightmare blunt rotation if I've ever seen it

Jack: I'd smoke a joint with them. Would I be happy? Probably not. But I'd still do it

Race: This might be the ADHD or the potential autism but have you ever thought about how colors aren't real?

Albert: Please stop it is 8:45 am

Denton: If we had to do push ups every time we made a mistake we'd have a BUFF band... Love you guys

Sarah: At least you have a chair

Davey: I do not??

Sarah: You have a drum

Davey: Thats not a chair!

Sarah: Don't you sit on it?

Davey: ...Occasionally

Spot: We should just sit on our drums in protest

Davey: Yeah! Just like those... Um... The things...

Spot: ...Sit ins?

Davey: Yes! Those!! I'm on new medication I can't-

Jack: Got a secret

Jack: Can ya keep it

Jack: Takin this one to the grave

Jack: Better lock it

Jack: In your pocket

Crutchie: It's not even 9:45 in the goddamn morning shut the fuck up

Race and Elmer: *saying the lyrics of Posituvity from the Little Mermaid Broadway show like it's slam poetry*

Race: *at the football team* look they all got fat booties

Romeo: Girls if you don't have a date to homecoming, hit me up. Cuz I'm the bomb dot com

Buttons: *about a peanut m&m on the stairs* thats a hazard

Spot: I am going to stick my foot so far up all 3 of your asses-

Race: Ew you got the root beer popsicle?

Albert: What's wrong with root beer?

Buttons: It's root beer!

Race: It's inferior to frooty flavors!

Albert: Oh of course YOU would think that

Race: call me a fag why don't ya

Elmer: *licks popsicle* Ewww...

Buttons: Why'd you get root beer??

Elmer: *crying* I thought it was chocolate!

Jack: Oh so i was looking at pictures of my family and apparently my great grandfather, my dads grandfather on his dad's side, we WHITE. Like WHITE white. Like, blonde hair blue eyes, Hitler's wet dream-

Race: so what happened to you?

Jack: I'm thinkin he had an affair with your great grandma or somethin cuz he sure as hell ain't related to me

Albert: all the Reddit people went to tumblr

Jack: Whats tumblr?

Race: That one cite that banned porn and then everyone got mad and moved to twitter

Davey: And then everyone got mad at Twitter and moved back to tumblr

Spot: *angrily* I just got called a freshman

Race: Ha loser-

Spot: *punches him*

Albert, Race, Elmer, Spot, Sarah, Katherine, Jack, Davey, and Crutchie: *sitting in a circle around the stairs*

Buttons, trying to get up the stairs: what are you-

Albert and Race: *locking freshman in the practice rooms*

Elmer: *the freshman locked in the practice room*

Finch: *looks at Elmer through the window and just shakes his head and keeps walking*

Elmer: *presses his hand against the glass sadly*

Sarah: In the best possible way, your shirt is giving Monster High

Race: Coming from a queer woman, thats the best thing I could have heard, thank you

Denton: You're starting to sound like sick cats at measure 27 *Sick cat imitation*

Denton: Okay flutes and clarinets measure 34

Elmer and Specs: *whines of absolute suffering*

Denton: *clap clap clap clap* *pause* horns up! Sorry I was late, thats on me

Albert: He's finishing his donuts!

Denton: Hey! That is an orange peanut butter cracker!

Albert: Oh my b my b

Race: Do you have tape

Denton: ...Why?

Race: My trombone broke

Denton: how did your- *sighs* yeah. I have tape.

Finch: they're performing open valve surgery

Buttons: Oh my God is everything okay??

Finch: Trumpet valve, not heart valve.

Davey: *drops drumstick and stares at it defeatedly for 15 seconds before picking it up*

Katherine: That thing ran on miracles and duct tape

Jack: *starts playing Mary Had a Little Lamb on the quads (the beginning to a certain drum cadence)*

Spot: NO!

Davey: SHUT UP

Davey: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Albert: STOP

Race: The gray hairs come in and it's just game over

Spot: No random tapping, drums. NO RANDOM TAPPING, DRUMS!

Denton: ...do you want to play Jig II? It's your call, youre the one who has to play the solo in it

Davey: I don't really care

Denton: Alright let's play it then

Davey: UGHHHHH *sobbing*

Race: Popsicles are probably the #1 food to eat seductively

Romeo: Thats funny because I was reading a fic one time and the one guy was about to suck the other guys dick but he had never sucked dick before so he just looked at it and went "... Like a popsicle?"

Race: Why the fuck are you reading that kind of- aren't you asexual??

[jji-lee]

ᡣ𐭩 ｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅rent-a-girlfriend.com ~ yn's group

mystic messengers !

computer science major y/n prides herself in her amazing tech abilities. that's why she's so fascinated by the concept of otome games, you could say this inspired her to make romantic websites of her own such as www.rent-a-girlfriend.com, not like anyone is lame enough to actually try and rent a girlfriend. but hey, at least she can put it on her resume that she can make a dating site!

kim jungwoo fits right into his drama major, meaning he's dramatic as hell. he's the personal hype man, motivational speaker, and even a therapist when they need him to be. maybe it's the perks of being the oldest friend, but his girlies love him dearly and take his advice seriously. just imagine a loud hyper dad.

nobody can beat ning yizhuo the fashion major. from top to bottom she's perfection made reality. but her friends know that she's actually a complete dork. she rejects every guy that even tries to come near her, they'd never match up to the beauty the jumin. she's obsessed with otome games and she knows irl men won't cut it.

psychology major park wonbin is a girl trapped in a hot man's body. he's the most romantically experienced in the friend group trying every flavor of human on earth. his friends live vicariously through him enjoying his dirty stories, but maybe that's also the reason why y/n and ningning are scared of men.

these girlies met at a mystic messenger forum. jungwoo and y/n had to seperate ningning and wonbin from fighting over a life size jumin cardboard cut out. ever since that day the four have become inseperable, nobody gets them like they get each other! (they're giving recluse otaku tbh)

masterlist ~ jisung's group

notes : here we goooo, i didnt make any dream members part of y/n's friend group since they're part of the dream blunt rotation friend group aka all jisung's friends. so i picked 3 baddies instead! idk why i've been wanting to include jungwoo like he gives girly pops vibes idk.

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