#hes my literal dogboy

[needycatboy]

love something about tops who smile with prominent canines and a cocky stare

[flockdog]

the beast is demonic in nature

[suppenzeit]

solas being canon het really is turning me into the joker i cant stand it

[soullessjack]

dogboy jack is actually something that can make you so normal and well-adjusted (said while visibly shaking and biting my thumb)

[justablah56]

me when matthew arnold compares a character to a dog in a mostly ambivalent but nonetheless definitely degrading way

[wolpchen]

league fanart here? hell yeah..

[kinokoshoujoart]

find yourself an AnWL bachelor who barks but only in conditions that contradict each other which means his barking dialogue will never actually show up in th

[puppyboy-maximus]

this dogboy is so excited to get back to it's princess fox!! puppies can have pets too !! ^w^

[hevanderson]

blaine anderson needs to have floppy dog ears and also a fluffy tail okay okay do you hear me can anyone hear m

[catscidr]

// taking care of your dogboy (hsr edition!) //

i. note — sry i havent been posting yall i got a job + ive been working on three cosplays at the same time bc my local con is coming up lmao (´ཀ`」 ∠) however the brainrot never stops. it only takes a break. a little break of approximatively. a month. ish. ......... anyways dog hybrid hsr boys brainrot !!! lmk if we want more of this with more boys •ᴗ• comments and asks are appreciated hehe ii. includes — blade, gepard, boothill and gn!reader iii. cw — slice of life stuff turning into smut, possessive behaviour, overstim, slight dom/sub dynamics, real messy stuff, manhandling. use of the word "hole" to keep reader gender neutral iv. wc — 1,9k

blade is a mutt riddled in scars and dirty bandages from living on the streets and fighting to survive.

you think he might be some german shepherd mix, but he refuses to let you swab his teeth n gums for a dna test (last time you tried you narrowly avoided a punch to the face. he apologized in his own way afterwards), so whenever people ask, just say he’s a rescue to avoid revealing that you actually just… don’t really know what breed he is. they usually drop the subject and simply go on their merry way, seeing as he wasn’t the type of pup to appreciate affection from strangers anyways– it’s rare for you to leave the house in the first place, though.

you had to switch to a remote job because blade is just so persistent when it comes to you. although possessive is a much better descriptor, because he doesn’t let anyone near you. whenever you leave to get groceries he ends up practically breathing down your neck from how close he gets— acting as if he were your literal shadow— glaring at everyone that gets too close to you. you’ve made it a habit to always go to self-checkout lane so blade doesn’t scare off the cashiers.

the second you get home he’s all over you, determined to rid you of that outside stench and replace it with his own. you started packing your grocery bags in a way that nothing will break if (read: when) you suddenly drop them on the floor, all because you’re so familiar with blade’s impatience.

he holds you still by engulfing your body with his, knees caging your hips as he grinds into you, shallow and deep. blade’s growls and huffs fill your ears just as much as his cock fills your hole, his knot kissing your tightness from the outside.

“do you like this? like how i have to fuck you every time you decide to go outside again when you could stay here,” with me blade omits, his tail swishing back and forth on the bedsheets behind him, the sound just barely grounding you to reality.

your grocery bags were long forgotten on the foor (as they usually are), your mind too foggy to function. clawing at the sheets, you try to crawl away from blade’s grip— to no avail.

he tuts, craning his head to bite down onto the skin where your shoulder meets your neck. “i might just need to mark you for extra precaution,” he bucks into you, knocking the air out of your lungs. you hear squelching, the constant plap! plap! plap! from his thighs smacking against your ass and whine, broken babbles leaving your kiss-bruised lips.

“b-blade, y��can’t- ah,” he shushes you by plugging you full of his lengthy cock, his knot almost threatening to press inside of you. you whimper, feeling lightheaded from a mix of both nervousness and arousal.

he soothes the hickey he left on your neck, licking it languidly as he stills to bask into the way your hole throbs around him. warm and tight and oh so tempting.

“shit, wanna fill you. wanna… have everyone know they can’t have you. you’re mine, mine to love ‘n mine to fuck,” you’re not lucid enough to process his thinly veiled confession, too busy writhing your ass back against him in a feeble attempt to get him to continue moving.

you might want to invest into some good concealer or into those skin coloured tattoo patches to cover the bruises and bite marks blade’ll leave on you if you want to continue being a functioning member of society. you can’t really be walking around in public as if a dog had just mauled you right before you left the house, can you?

gepard is a golden retriever because of COURSE he is. similarly to blade, he likes to invade your personal space a lot— not because he’s possessive, but because he’s extremely protective of you.

the random bruises you used to randomly notice on your body faded as soon as he came into your life. gepard’s soft, lingering touches healed them; gently placing a hand on your hip before you bump into sharp furniture so it doesn’t hit you, redirecting your head to his shoulder as you nod-off in the train before you bang your head, and so on.

it’s a full-time job and he’s working 24/7, always on the lookout for anything that could possibly hurt you as you saunter off… wherever, without a care in the world— because he took care of everything!

he would clean the apartment for you, cook (though you usually insist you do the cooking; a human doesn’t have the same taste in food as a hybrid), and even act as your own personal alarm clock. gone were the days of being woken up by loud, blaring beeping. gepard woke you up with forehead kisses instead, making your mornings much more pleasant.

but poor geppie, he’s always taking care of you; so take care of him, won’t you?

every so often you’ll sit in his lap to help him get rid of whatever stress he held in his body. your hands will knead at the muscles in his broad shoulders, all while you simultaneously kiss away the strain in his face. his brows are furrowed as you do your best to soothe his muscles; you never forget to smooch his cheek, nose and the corner of his lips.

though the attention and gentle acts of affection always ends with your hands lower than they should be.

“ah ah, no touching, remember?” you murmur in his ear playfully. you had been at it for what felt like hours; gepard’s cock and abdomen was smeared with the remnants of his cum, skin tacky from his previous loads. your hand shows no sign of stopping, not even when he begged oh so sweetly.

“c-come onn. just… jus’ wanna kiss…” and who were you to deny your sweet boy? your lips find his in a heartbeat, his tongue swiping over your own sloppily as he breathes you in like a depraved man.

the only condition you had when you did this was for him to keep his hands to himself— at least until you both decide to move on to something else. until then, his fists clench the sheets beneath the both of you, and his ears stay flat on his fluffy head.

“i’m… i’m close again, g- aah, please, please…!” he begs, cock weeping precum as you continuously jerk him off. you smile, absentmindedly rocking your hips to the rhythm you held him prisoner to— gepard was too engulfed in the warmth of your hand to notice, anyways. “cum whenever you want sweet boy,” you purr, and he keens as he buries his face in your neck, his hips lifting off the bed ever so slightly as they meet your hand and he thrusts, riding the high of his orgasm.

sticky cum coats your hand for the nth time; you relent your grip on his cock for his sake, instead choosing to shower him with chaste kisses all over his face. gepard whines, taking ahold of your waist weakly as he breathes into the crook of your neck.

“geppie, your han-“ he cuts you off, swiftly switching positions so you’re now laying on your back as he hovers over you, chest rising and falling quickly, catching his breath from the intensity of his orgasm. gepard’s tail wags slowly behind him as his hands creep up from your waist to your chest just as slowly- you feel his cock harden against your pelvis, precum spilling from his pinky tip.

“‘ts my turn now,” he huffs, leaning down to nip at your neck.

boothill is the most obnoxious dalmatian hybrid you’ve ever seen (not that you’ve seen many, or at all). but he’s made your life so fun so you can’t be too mad at him

he’s always dragging you out of bed to go do something— could be going to the park nearby or sit in the living room playing video games on your dusty console, it doesn’t matter because he’ll MAKE you step out of your cozy nest!!

you’re glad he’s friendly, because you’re not sure how you would handle such an excited hybrid when you left the house. people come up to the both of you to chat and he indulges their questions, essentially leading the conversation (while you stand there awkwardly, not knowing what to say).

boothill is also great with kids, unexpectedly. 9 times out of 10 when you go to the park he ends up playing with someone’s child, bright smile on his face as he messes up their hair with a rough hand. they’ll throw a frisbee for him to go catch and he’ll do it happily, or he’ll even… teach them how to beat people up.

(you stare mortified as he teaches a little girl how to throw a proper punch only for her to then punch her parent when she leaves boothill’s side. you go up to them and apologize profusely, forcing boothill to bow with you.)

he also loves to help you out, even though he’s not the greatest at household chores— but he definitely tries! though he is a stellar cook, which never fails to surprise you whenever he’s on dinner duty. he just… really sucks at everything else.

it’s… mostly because he just has so much energy. he sweeps the floor? nope, he’s picking off the pieces of the broom off of the floor because he accidentally broke it. he’s fixing your bed? nuh uh, you’re throwing out the ruined bedsheets because he accidentally tore them to shreds somehow.

so, with all of these accidents happening because he’s just brimming with energy 24/7, you started purposely exhausting him. or, rather, gave him the green light to exhaust you until he tires himself out.

“booth-aah, w-wait, you’re being too…!” you fall over on top of his hard chest, keening at the new angle his cock reached inside of you. he repeated his assault on the spot that made you see stars as your jaw gaped, broken moans leaving your lips.

“don’t tell me y’re tapping out.. haa, already!” boothill grunts, his grip on your hips tightening. he throws his head back with a loud moan, abs tensing as he nears yet another climax— the 5th one of the night. maybe, maybe not. you lost count after the third one.

you bury your face into the crook of his neck, focusing on the feeling of his cock plugging you full instead of the soreness, the burn in your muscles that came from your knees holding you up on his lap.

watching you riding him will always be his favourite thing in the world, even if he always ends up fucking up into you and taking back control at the end of the night.

“gonna cu-uum…” you whine, clenching around his length almost painfully tightly, hearing his breathing hitch as an orgasm is ripped out of him in consequence to yours. boothill’s fingers dig into your ass, his hips lifting off the bed as he cums deep inside of your sloppy hole again, sticky fluid building up beneath the sheets.

you collapse on top of him fully, chest heaving against his own as you come back to your senses, slowly but surely. boothill’s ears perk up, hearing how your breathing had evening out.

“so… got another round in ya?”

[djevelbl]

Going INSANE I wanna join the party and grab the blorbos against their will to put them beneath a microscope and analyse the bullshit they go through/put themselves in bUT I CAN'T BC WHAT IN HELL IS EVEN HAPPENING

Wish I knew wtf is going on over on LifeSteal instead of absorbing knowledge from tumblr half-assedly whenever something big seems to happen over there

[lakesbian]

the thing about the tumblr fandom's reaction to the latest csm chapter that's fucking bizarre is that people are apparently entirely ignorant to the fact that denji is, like, an agentic person with his own sexuality who is A. persistently interested in sex and B. persistently good at having a really maladapted relationship to his own sexuality where he gets to literally screaming-hoarsely-and-pounding-the-ground levels of upset over the fact that he really wants to have sex, often to the point of detriment to the more logically-motivated parts of himself. (& to say nothing of the associations he's formed as a result of consistently being taken advantage of and rendered a fool for being interested in sex, to the point where he clearly associates his own desires with punishment and loss and himself destroying his life & hurting the people he cares about). the disquieting thing about Denji's Weird Alleyway Handjob is not that he was a hapless victim and also [checks notes] 'a girl,' according to a hot new tumblr post that is absolutely not declaring that men can't be sexually assaulted, it's that he will literally be on the ground scream-wailing about how much he hates that he always, always thinks with his dick & then ten minutes later is Thinking With His Dick and enthusiastically kissing weirdo-girl back in dubious circumstances he's going to regret immediately after because he was thinking with his dick.

something can be consensual and still psychologically deleterious or self-harmful or against someone's better judgement immediately after--it is actively oversimplifying denji's character a ridiculous and embarrassing amount to portray mr dogboy masochist with a poor relationship to his own desire as just entirely lacking in agency in a circumstance where his reaction to a girl asking if crushing his balls would get him in the mood was to make The Horniest Face You've Ever Seen (again, textual masochist) and then kiss her back. this whole reaction is in my opinion absolutely part of a larger bizarre and frankly conservative trend in the csm fandom of people being unable to sympathize with denji unless they convince himself that he's actually just lying to himself and wrong about how he spends literally the entire manga off and on again fixating on sex and he actually doesn't want to have any sex at all and just needs ~love~ because he is a poor purehearted misled boy. like just straight up people refuse to understand denji as someone persistently interested in sex not because he was coerced into having desire via abuse but in spite of the exploitation of his desire. it's absurd

[signanothername]

absolutely adore the way you draw cross. he’s so… idk… if killer is catboy coded then cross is dogboy coded. like a sad wet dog that’s been left outside in the rain for too long, and is permanently super cautious, but will turn friendly if you offer a piece of pepperoni or something. I love whatever vibe he’s got goin on

Aww thank youuuuuu <333333

Funny enough, I never could understand/see how Cross is dog coded, he never struck me as dog coded, I can see Swap being dog coded, Geno too

But Cross? He always felt extremely cat coded to me gcchchch

Like Cross has always felt like he’s just way too childish and stubborn, he can be such an asshole, he’s super wary of the world around him and he scratches and hisses at everything and everyone, including those trying to help him

His feral cat behavior is just off the charts wheeze

Like Killer is more of a feral dog to me

Of course, how I associate Killer with animals is a bit complicated cause I definitely believe Killer is fox, feral dog and cat coded all at the same time

But Cross is definitely a feral cat though

Cause while Cross can be friendly, he just isn’t most of the time, and I’d say Cross is way harder to deal with than anyone else, cause again, he has a bit of a childish and stubborn mindset, he just scratches at anyone trying to help him and assumes his predetermined mindset is right

In fact, that’s exactly why I had Cross say “are you mocking me or something?” In that artwork, it’s both a literal and figurative statement, a figurative statement in the idea that Cross is cat coded himself and a literal statement as in “wow you’re so not taking me seriously right now wtf?”

Cross is such an insecure bitch man, absolute cringefail but puffs himself up like he got his shit together and I love him for it

Cranky feral cat Cross forever in my heart <333333

[catcze]

do you have more hybrid wriothesley thoughts?

i know you think he'd be a dog hybrid but what about the obvious, wolf?

I HAVE MANY MANY MANY THOUGHTS bUT i will put them in points for my own sanity and so that i do not break my keyboard from typing ajksndajkakjs

I tried to,,, contain myself,,, as an exercise of self control,,,, but I still ended up writing smthn a little long TT

Wriothesley who is literally super soft, but only when he's around you.

Most people see him as the duke, as the admin of the fortress. He's got a fearsome reputation as someone who doesn't take any shit, and for good reason. He's not someone to be fucked with, in the least. The only exception to this rule is you. Wriothesley actually turns clingy when you're in his vicinity. Always turning his head so he can keep you in his peripheral vision, always making sure that you don't seem upset. The moment he sees a frown marring your face, he's striding over to you, a hand on your shoulder and quietly asking if you're alright.

He's... a bit more protective than you would have initially thought. Must be a wolf thing, you guess.

It was the most evident the first time both of you had went to Sumeru on a leisurely trip to see more of Teyvat. Neither of you could have expected accidentally triggering one of those strange machines in the desert, nor the hostility that it showed towards the both of you. Now, you were competent in a fight, and Wriothesley already knew that beforehand, but he still took it upon himself to place himself between the construct and you, infusing his gauntlets with Cryo and taking it out before you could even do anything. And then, instead of even checking himself over, he had rushed over to your perfectly fine self, checking over you and making sure you were okay.

He's always incredibly delighted to see you, and if you're alright with it, he likes to be connected to you in some way, shape or form.

Wriothesley is basically your living, walking blanket. Any chance he can get, he drapes himself on your back, practically flopping on you and leaving you to yelp and deal with the sudden weight you're burdened with. It's fun to mess with you while still holding you close, he reasons to himself. You grumble and sigh about how this is the third time I've dropped my drink because of you, Wriothesley, but you can tolerate it, you suppose, when he always looks so pleased when he's with you.

Wolfboy Wriothesley would be more,,, flirtatious, than dogboy wriothesley 👀👀

Wolfboy Wriothesley knows the effect he has on you. He knows how embarrassed you get when he holds you hand and keeps you by his side in front of other people. He knows how you react to his playful, flirty quips and his banter, and he just can't get enough of any of it. He says some of the simplest shit, but he's so rizzed when he says it that it becomes flirty !! With how he says it, he can make you feel so so so confident in yourself for the entire day, and it makes sure that you know how into you he is, so it's a win-win in his book.

[ohnoitsz1m]

hi... idk if you know what freemans mind is... but you know half life... and j really love your dog girl gordon..,, have you ever considered dogboy freemind... perchance...

Ohh im very aware of the great cap’n freeman.

^ His objectum swag

Anyways bold of you to assume I wouldn’t make her a woman too. Jk transition might fix freemind but that egg cracking is not in the cards im afraid </3

Sorry if you were expecting a bigger visual difference lol Freemind has never been all that different from Freeman to me at least visually lol

And also that scene in freemans mind where he gets the rpg is literally my headcanon voice for puppygirl Gordon- thats just what she sounds like to me. If valve ever gives freeman a voice and its not ross scott it wont sound right to me.

[isaacswhy]

could we please get some poly!isaac & nick hcs w gn!reader pretty pretty please🥺👉🏼👈🏼

dating isaac & nick hcs

the chillest guys ever. if you're all three hanging in a room together usually you're just vibing together.

they both love quality time. you could just sit in a room on your phones for three hours and it's the highlight of their days.

isaac is more into physical affection and is always holding you while nick is a little more subtle, casually wrapping an arm around you while you're sitting together.

if nick is chilling with an arm around you and isaac wants love, he will become whiny about it. he's a tough man to please (not really)

you guys do gaming discord calls almost every night. not always the three of you gaming together, sometimes it's one of you streaming a game while the other two watches

it can be a battle of overprotective dogboys at times. whenever youre out in public they are genuine guard dogs.

if someone tries to flirt with you while they're around, they'll appear behind you and just. stare menacingly until they leave you alone

if you're honest isaac does a better job since he's like 6'6 but nick is pretty built so he gets the job done if he's solo

tattoos. you will get tattoos with them if you like them and take them to their tattoo appointments. maybe matching ones?

in the groupchat of you 3, it's a lot of you guys sending posts/photos and saying "us"

isaac LOVES to send photos of dogs and cats and saying "us". it's literally his favorite thing you hear him giggling from his room when he does it

so much clothes shopping. isaac needs his shoes and they both share a love for japanese streetwear. so you're constantly being the judge of their online shopping/irl fits.

although isaac likes to be the guy taking photos, you three take SO many photos of each other. your instagram feeds are stacked and curated

if you're a cc, the trio streams are elite. mostly isaac and nick bickering like an old married couple but it's cute

so many vlogs. nick makes you be in them and if you're in them, isaac will be in them. it works out for his content creation

you're also in all the LTLVCs. you're not exactly the strongest contender but then you turn into the person that grabs other people's foods etc

you're always in isaac and nick's rooms acting as emotional support and hanging out while they edit videos. isaac especially because he needs it for those 15 hour sessions

you wear all their hoodies. isaac's are naturally oversized for you but nick buys oversized ones so they're all guaranteed to be big.

isaac loves to make you music playlists and it also got nick into making playlists too. but isaac does it way more frequently

they write songs about you !!!!

so many dates. individually and as a group. isaac loves to plan things and nick always gets roped into it

most common trio activity: sitting in isaac's room eating doordash'd takeout on your phones and sending each other tiktoks

these are my favorite poly ship so like. send more of these pls and thank you i loved writing this