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barbiemenslayer69 · 5 months ago

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Guys you aren't ready for this shit. I just looked up how tall goliaths are and Porter is literally SO SHORT! Brennan says he's like 6'6, which is tall for most races and really tall for earth genasi, BUT FOR GOLAITHS!! THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS 4 INCHES SHORTER THAN AVERAGE HEIGHTS FOR GOLAITHS!!

Porter is the equivalent of a 5'6 man, and I need you guys to recognize this.

#i just know hes furious about this #this is the realy reason porter is a barbarian #hes like the equivalent to a goliath Chihuahua #if jace finds out about this #porter will NEVER hear the end of it #jace stardiamond #starbreaker #porter cliffbreaker #jaceporter #dimension 20 #fantasy high

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