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metamorphiacreations · 3 years ago

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Class 1B headcanons but its just about their jewelry and piercings

because jewelry is fun. this is the whole class so its bit long. sorry.

(if any artists wanna draw these please 👀 go right ahead 👀)

-you know those bff necklaces where one friend gets half a heart and the other friend gets the other half and the two halves connect? the common sense kings have that but the pieces are "The" "Common" "Sense" "Kings." you decided who has which word.

-Awase has the top and bottom of his ears pierced. he wears the small loop earrings on top and simple dangly earrings on the bottom. also this isnt jewelry but he totally has a headband for every occasion.

-Sen has a lip ring and i dont feel like i need to explain why i think that.

-Togaru has snake bite piercings bc of course he does. he also has his tongue pierced and wears a solid black choker. are chokers jewelry? unimportant. Togaru also also wears small rings with chains on his mandibles.

-Shihai doesnt wear much jewelry but he does have this.....its called a slave braclet but let me explain. Its the five rings attached to a bracelet. Shihai has that. for both hands.

-Kendo has a lot of jewelry she doesnt wear. but when she does she goes for a flower shaped mood necklace and an ankle bracelet. on really fancy occasions she wears big ol’ gold bangles.

-Kodai keeps all her jewelry in a specific matryoshka set. shes got a butterfly necklace, a hematite ring and candy bracelets. but her favorites are her tomato earrings :)

-Kinoko has a lot of dangly earrings and necklaces and rings. this girls likes to deck herself out ok? she also got this cute mushroom charm bracelet for christmas i wonder who got her that 👀👀 its a mystery.

-Ibara of course has the cross necklace but. she also has pretty rose earrings :)

-Jurotas family has given him the most luxurious jewelry over the years but he never wears any of it. he prefers the friendship bracelets from his classmates.

-’Geki has plain black earrings. hes a simple man and i respect that.

-WHEN I TELL YOU THAT PONY HAS A MASS ASS AMOUNT OF HORN JEWELRY I MEAN IT!!!!! that image lives in my mind rent free and is the reason im making this post in the first place. also belly button piercing.

-Kosei keeps the rings from ring pops. Kosei: fully pierced the outer part of his ears. wants an eyebrow piercing. probably got it. wears metal necklaces to bite on. has a lot of those rubber bracelets you get from like hot topic. or camp.

-Tetsu and Setsu both have bull rings. i refuse to change my mind on this.

-Tetsu also has those square diamond earrings. the dumbass pierced his own ears and no one thought to stop him.

-Setsuna has her tongue and an eyebrow pierced. she wears thin metal bracelets bc she likes the jingle jangle sound

-Miraculously, Manga has a snake bite piercing. Hilariously, its placed just so that it looks like a period on him.

-Juzo has both of his ears completely pierced he likes the earrings that are connected by chains. he has a nose ring, tongue piercing and a lot of skeleton jewelry.

-Not only does Bondo make friendship bracelets for the whole class (that they all wear bc they would) this man also runs his own etsy shop and we love him for it. he doesnt wear any jewelry himself but he loves making it for his friends ❤️

-Neito cant stay out of Claires for the life of him. have you seen his hero costume tie? homies a bedazzle addict. no facial piercings outside of his ear lobes but he loves his rings and necklaces.

-Reiko has a necklace with a crystal on it. im not well versed in crystals in regards to spirits so ill leave that to experts. She also has a hematite ring.

-Hear me out. hear me out. you hearing me? ok. Rin has some of his moms old hair sticks. the decorative ones. i pray im calling them the right thing. Rin also also really likes flower jewelry and has a dragon ring.

-Vlad has his nips pierced and i will physically fight you on this. Bull ring, eyebrow piercings. with an s. Tongue piercing and he clicks it against his teeth. thank you and good night.

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mxdotombra · 4 years ago

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Techno Antartic King but the pig himself evolved for a more winter environment. I know its not how evolution works but hey, its block men, logic ain’t allowed.

Not my official design but I wanted to throw this out before it immediately changes in my mind. Sorry my handwriting is bad, ill transcribe and add some notes.

If someone wants I’ll move it to below the cut, sorry :/ i know its long but im also on a phone rn so-

King of the Frozen Tundra

NOTES OVER HEADSHOTS:

Pupils now dilate in sun, expand when in the caverns below.

Hair/general coat (which is also hair but lets call it a coat), grown thicker and lightened in color, meant to better blend into environment but the bright red cape says no. It mainly fades to an almost snow white at the very ends but when closer to skin its a darker pink. hair/braid is a dif kind of hair but thats just because it fits I guess.

Original coat a darker pink, much thinner and softer as well is shorter.

His tusks darkened because my tablet coloration is kind of fucked and it looked much better there than it does here. The light tusks blended into his fur so I might just make them incredibly dark like how feral hog’s are.

FULL BODY NOTES:

Crown made of mix of diamond and ice and gold

Friendship charms on hip... chain? (music note for Wilbur [he’s got a nice voice ngl], a heart for Philza[1. Dadza 2. his vid intros], a music disc for Tommy [I don’t watch Tommy enough I’m so sorry], a lil mask for when he dueled Dream [like a mutual respect thing], I forgot to add one for the other Antarctic empire member Im so sorry). Poofy shirts are annoying to wear when your wearing bracelets, trust me, I know :(

I can’t draw hooves.

Technobraid! I like to think that usually its braided tightly so that when he hype fixates it will stay for a long time, so its generally fashionably loose and fashionably never coming undone.

Just a fun fact! I have a shirt like he does, its made of a bunch of squares, the front little stitches over the chest opening thing don’t exist (mines a smaller slit). Its so much fun and those sleeves are so much puffier irl. I’m taking 20 inches scrunched into 2 inches.

EXTRA, GRUMPY PIC AND BERRY HAIR:

He dyes his hair/coat sometimes because of the drama, and it upkeeps the normal image among fighting. The sleepy bois help.

You know those cranberry vats, like the ones in the open just piled with cranberries? Its one of those, but its just mounds of sweet berries, one of those wooden vats, and Techno in the middle of Antarctica cursing up a storm as the bois use brooms to keep him in it.

Before he got a thicker coat, Phil forced him to go out in layered winter clothes, like a stupid amount. His cape got a hood attachment and more often than not he was seen in those ugly grandma sweaters. These sweaters were covered in blood of course, and accidently terrifying.

His sweater says DREAM BIG. It was modified by Tommy for him with one (1) sharpie

#technoblade #technoblade fanart #wilbur calls him old man when in winter fur mode #because ngl #it looks like he gained 100 years #sleepy boys inc #sleepy bois inc #myct fanart #myct #technoblr #my art #frozen king au

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burgerkang000 · 4 years ago

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Email for better love lives

I HAVE A NAME FOR THIS ONE YAAAAAY

im doing the read more thing, cuz u know scrolling ugh

@beyoncesdragon @aixy-hpsa (if anyone else wanna be tagged, let me know!!!)

This is a Yunho fic!

enjoy?

You met San at a compulsory public speaking class, where only you both had to attend for grades; it was filled with nerds who came voluntarily. And your bond begin with bored out glances at each other and loud sighs exchanged. And after that you guys hung out a lot, went to get coffee while doing homework, caught rides with each other, and waved whenever your paths crossed.

You met Yunho when San wanted you to meet his friends that he wouldn’t stop talking about, which made you slightly jealous; you yearned for a bond like that. You pushed that thought away, nothing good comes with jealousy. And while San and his friends would go about their own business, you would stick to the side-lines, not knowing what to say or do, even though they try their best to include you.

Yunho would be the one to keep you company, actively telling you about his day and attentively listen when you were asked about yours. He would also help you study and take you out to grab coffee when San would be too busy.

Anyone would be a fool to not fall for Yunho, with his smile that make his eyes crinkle at the corners, teeth on display, fluffy hair. Who wouldn’t fall for him, at least you could keep it inside, and no one had to know.

“Look at Yunho in this picture, he looks so handsome” San shows you the pictures from your quick break before the exams to the arcade. You take a glance, damn. You know that the moment you open your mouth, you’re screwed.

“Hmm”

“I don’t like it when you’re vague”

“Yes Yunho is cute” That’s all you plan on saying anyways, but you had to panic, because what if San thinks you’re not commenting on it too much and picks up that you’re crushing on Yunho? Ok, so you were overthinking.

“Too cute that it’s impossible he exists, I mean I see him every day but it’s not like I believe he’s real, there is a limit to being cute and all. I mean a recreation of a Greek god- I mean he should be a Greek God himself-”

You were cut short by San’s exploding laughter and as you voice your confusion to him, he still laughs until you violently shake him-

“Yah! Why are you laughing?”

He finally calms down enough to tell you-

“Just say you have a crush on him”

You open your mouth to deny-

“Admit it~” He says scrolling through his phone again.

You huff out, San was your best (read: only) friend, it wouldn’t hurt to tell him, so you nod the tiniest bit, and San grins from ear to ear.

“I mean, I didn’t see it coming, but when you started rambling off like that, it was obvious.”

You sigh.

“You tell this to anyone, I will personally murder you”

“Sure sure”

And after that, he thankfully let you change the topic.

Ever since then, whenever you’d meet Yunho, right after that, you’d whip out your phone to text San; something vague like-

“He’s wearing a red sweater”

“He dyed his hair blue!”

“Kill me”

And then you’d go home and text San about how a person; a human, cannot simply be so beautiful, and ramble off about him.

“But sir, I don’t have an email” You tell the professor, who has just asked to submit your assignment by mail.

“Don’t whine to me, and make one, is there a student your age without email? How do you have social media accounts?”

“I don’t have them” you reply

“Just make one, it’s extremely useful, and won’t take much of your time” He said, in a brushing off manner, guess he doesn’t believe you.

You nod and sigh as you leave to the next class. If you can’t whine to your professor, you can whine to Yunho. Who listens to the whole thing like the god damn angel he is, and as you open your phone to create one, he gently coaxes it out of your hand, asks you if it’s okay if he creates one for you instead and when you nod he turns his attention to the phone, while you’re just dumbly staring at your hand, where Yunho’s hand made contact with yours.

“Look, I sent my self a mail using yours, lets chat on mail for a while, you can get used to it” He says, you nod, and talk for a while, and then Yunho had to go. You wave at him while he leaves and you text San.

“What’s your mail?”

And when you finally get it, you send him a mail.

URGENT: JEONG YUNHO TOUCHED MY HAND, I REPEAT JEONG YUNHO TOUCHED MY HAND, MOM COME PICK ME UP PLEASE.

I MEAN HE WAS FABULOUS TODAY TO, IF IT WASN’T OBVIOUS; HIS HAIR WAS SO SOFT I CLIKED A PIC, LOOK:

[Image attached]

DO ME A FAVOUR, WHEN I DIE, SIT ON THE VERY SAME CHAIR HE’S SITTING ON, LOOK AT THE SAME DEIRECTION HE’S LOOKING AT AND BURY ME THERE, WHILE YOUR AT IT PRINT THIS ON MY GRAVESTONE.

WHEN I DIE PLEASE TELL HIM I LOVE HIM IN THE OTHER WAY.

BYEBYE

Later that day you get a reply from San saying that you’re too dramatic and an email from Yunho, which you didn’t think much about the time. He was the one who wanted to talk in mail, so you open it and-

And you realise you accidently send it to him too.

*cue freak out*

“So I must have send it to him too-” San blinks at you for a while and then-

Laughs at your face saying random things like

“This is gold”

“Nonononono”

“Never in my life- never”

At this point, you think he’s just spewing English vines that he’s been watching a bit too much to be considered healthy. And now you’re overcome with sadness, and as soon as he notices, he starts apologising and you bow you head, you think you look like a rag doll, and then cry. And san runs circles on you back, occasionally tucking strands of hair behind you ear and wait till you finish.

After a good while of snot- running type of crying, puffy eyes and ringing ears, you start to ramble, a habit that got you here in the first place.

“I don’t think I’m ready for rejection, I mean I was perfectly fine watching him from the side-lines. Heck I would watch him get married and I’d probably say nothing, like I’m not dying inside, proceed to get married, I’m crying tears of happiness-”

“What makes you so sure that he’s going to reject you?”

“I don’t know ok? But this isn’t a movie, he sees me as a friend and I had to go and catch feelings for him.”

San sighs.

“So, what’re you going to do now?”

It was hard, but you finally managed to blackmail San to help you avoid Yunho situations.

“And how long do you plan to do this?”

“Until my plane ticket and Visa to Alaska are approved and I change my name to Veronica Fall”

He looks at you, and the look speaks for itself, you’re being dramatic. You raise your arms in mock surrender and flop on top of the bed.

“Tomorrow everyone is hanging out, Yunho will be there, you coming?”

You pointedly grin at his cheeky expression, and he mimics the way you had surrendered just a few moments ago.

You stare at the response you had given to all the missed calls from Yunho.

I’m busy

Sorry, I was showering

I’m going to be busy for a while.

And you watch as the three dots move, and then stop and then move again, you feel as if your heartbeat moves along with those dots, stopping when it disappears, and then finally a response.

We need to talk, I gave you your time, and it’s not fair.

You feel like this is a new side of Yunho you haven’t seen, an assertive one. And you realise, just because you’re a coward, doesn’t mean that you can leave Yunho in the dark, even though you have fears of Yunho leaving you, getting awkward; deep down, you know, that Yunho, he’d never treat your feelings as something useless. And that makes you feel more in love.

And who knows unrequited love may not be so bad, maybe, just maybe; for Yunho it might not be so bad.

Fine

After sending the last text, you get up to clean the place, take out boxes littered about, and books and papers all lying about that you haven’t cared to put away. You do the dishes, and tie your hair into a pony, you’re distracting yourself from the real problem of facing him, for now you let yourself do it; later, you can scream at yourself.

And a right when you reach for the broomstick that you had tucked in deep behind the storage room; you hear a knock at your door.

You don’t think much about it, until you open the door. Low and behold; Yunho was standing at the doorway, a determined look on his face and he walks past you into the house.

You can’t help but think; geez, come on in. But you’re just salty.

And he opens his phone and shows it at your face, too close to read, practically in between your eyes, its touching your nose too. And you’re the dramatic one.

“Explain; explain this email, that was, I figure, supposed to be sent to San, explain why you’ve been avoiding me and my calls, and wherever I go right after I replied to this, I’m not going or letting you go until you do.”

And his voice cracks at the end bit, but you don’t notice, you’re in a bubble of thinking; thinking how to phrase this, just overthinking; maybe.

And moments which feel like hours pass, and you decide to do this the ripping off the band aid way. But it turned out more like the ramble it off way

“I like you? No, no that came out wrong… I love you? Yes, I’m pretty sure I love you, and don’t worry I know you’re not into me that way-”

And you don’t know what really happened; there was a hand on your face, right under your nose, and he was right in front of you.

“Sometimes, everything you say is nonsense.” He breathes, you open your mouth to respond, and he applies more pressure with his palm, to keep you quiet. You can’t help but think of the way your lips mouthed at his palm, not the time; not the time at all.

And then he continues.

“You don’t know how relieved I am to hear that, the moment I got that email, it took me a few minutes to understand, but when I did, I already pictured our five adopted cats, not gonna lie”

Your eyes widen in shock, did he just indirectly say he like you back, in the form of cats? This is why you fell for him in the first place.

“Did I creep you out? I must have creeped you out, forget I said that.”

And you laugh behind his palm, and he slowly removes it, moves it to your shoulder, drags it down the length of your arm, and interlocks it with your hand, a sweet smile on his face, the contagious one, so it’s only law that you smile back, teeth and all, since you can’t hold it back.

“We should go on a date.”

“That; we must.”

You were on one of your many dates, too wind up in each other to not notice the others who also wanted to hang out with you, you totally kept the news from San; you and Yunho are in this together, so he needs to also be comfortable with telling San, after a lot of thinking, you both settle on letting them find out, which may take years to get in their daft heads, but for now, you both have put fate in them.

San caught on way too quickly, the moment you enter the café and sit down, he says-

“So you’re not moving to Alaska? Or is your husband; Yunho moving with you?”

You blush and look down-

“Look, I can explain-”

And he breaks into a wide grin,

“I’m happy for ya”

You and Yunho were scrolling through many of the messages you have send to San; the ones fawning over Yunho, as much as he likes to get you flustered, he himself also gets flustered, so it’s a win-win situation.

“They haven’t caught on yet” you suddenly say.

It’s true, other than San none of them have caught on yet that you both have been dating, and that’s kind of weird, since it’s been almost a whole year.

But it’s not like you’re gonna sit them down and tell them. You and Yunho have a better plan.

Well you have a better plan.

“-and they walk in on us!”

“…..”

“Or not?”

“No”

You end up inviting them over for dinner, and as they take their first bites, you happily chirp in that you’re dating and Yunho adds that you’re moving in with, leaving everyone to choke on their food, except San, who had a cocky expression, which soon turned into a choking fit, who’s cocky now?

And Wooyoung looks up, and goes “Wait, you’re serious” and continues choking, this time on nothing.

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littlespaceporgs · 4 years ago

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The Clone Wars Reacts - Part 5

Or Leah loses her shit at Jar Jar, thirsts for Aayla Secura for an episode and a half, and then swoons for Riyo Chuchi.

Welcome once more to the Reacts series! I’m a busy woman for now but I am setting up a schedule for this series which will be

Today we’re covering episodes 12, 13, 14 and BONUS! 15. This is because I got super bored during episode 14 and basically didnt write anything so, here you go! As per usual, major spoiler alert for season 1 of the clone wars! If you haven’t read the previous parts to this series, I suggest you do so that you can follow along!

Part 1 - Episodes 1 and 2 Part 2 - Episodes 3, 4 and 5 Part 3 - Episodes 6, 7 and 8 Part 4 - Episodes 9, 10 and 11

Tags (if you want to join, my taglist can be found on my page!): @likeshootingstarsinthenightsky @girlvader @simping-for-fives @littlevodika @hounding-around @pro-fangirls-unsocial-life @onabouteverything @acciokenobi @catsnkooks @captainrexstan @roseofalderaan @fractiouskat

We’re well past the half-way point, so there is 2 parts left of season 1, and then onto season 2! So lets get into it!

Episode 12: The Gungan General

> heheheheheheheh jar jar I am KEEN

> I get hondo and jar jar in one episode

>> this’ll be funny

>>> actually no scratch that, this is gonna be hilarious

> oh and they woke up in a cell this will be fun

> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AND THEYRE BOUND TO DOOKU

> DISASTER I TELL YOU

> “if I keep my mouth shut you’ll devise a plan so get off the god forsaken planet?” “YES”

> this dude seems traitorous as fuck (im referring to one of the pirates, not dooku shockingly)

> I wish Ahsoka and Yoda were in this too, I want more disaster lineage

> ah he is indeed a traitor

> “HEIDY HO CHANCELLOR”

> JAR JAR WHOO

> “stop messing around, we’re landing. Secure yourself” “MESA TRYING ITS STUCK”

> promptly followed by jar jar falling everywhere

> oh and now he’s in the cockpit

> oh shit that senator guy is definitely dead right?

> “do control tour protégées insolence” “anakin, control your insolence, the count is concentrating”

> “do we know where we’re going?” “Ssh anakin” “DO we know where we’re going?”

> is it safe? Of course it i- riiiiiight

>> I forgot this was the clone wars for a second, this is gold

> FRIENDS DONT DRUG FRIENDS HONDO

> y’know, dooku’s quite amusing when he’s not trying to kill my favourite characters

> “are you now in command” “uh no, binks is the highest ranking” ooooohhhh boy

> ooooooohhhh and some mind tricks too, nice

> I hate to say this, but jar jar is actually smart

> holy shit

> beasties are nearby too, we’ll be fine. they run, we run

>> Dayum jar jar actually making good decisions?

> I present a real and accurate image of my reaction to this statement

> Mesa be having an idea oooohhh booooyyy

> obi wan that is no way to speak to your grandmaster

> be patient master the count is elderly and doesn’t move like he used to

> I would kill you both now if I didn’t have to drag your bodies

>> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is the only reaction I’ll accept

> then falling all over each other is the only thing I’ve ever needed to see

> “ this is not going well” no shit

> my question is why did obi wan not drop Dooku?? Does he actually still care about this man?

> you’re right, I don’t think youre going to be friends 🤦‍♀️😂

> sneaky lying snake

> bruh they don’t even know you’ve got the Jedi captive??????????

>> so how does that work you dumbass

> no shit, you will look like fools obi wan

> “there be some bombad clankers” 😂😂

>> “huh YOURE right, bombad clankers” I love the shock

> YOURE RIGHT HE IS SMARTER THAN HE LOOKS, GIVE JARJAR SOME CREDIT

> oh boy anakin, just keep your mouth shut genius

> man electrocution doesn’t look like fun

> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

> The next few lines of confused joy are me reacting to jar jar somehow single handedly taking out 3 tanks

> what the fuck

> JarJar I I’m what-

> JUST DID A GOOD THING, I DONT REGERT THIS THING AT ALLLLLLLL

> fuckin JarJar was great

> “KILL HIM HES NOT A REPRESENTATIVE, HES A PLAGUE” I’m ded 💀😢💀

> serves you right you snake, now dooku gonna choke your ass

> oooohhhhh that’s how these two twits (hondo and obi-wan) became friends

> “and... he knows where you live” Oof the subtle threat is real

> hem I love obi wan very much and his sarcasm

Episode 13: Jedi crash

> I JUST SAW AAYLA I AM EXCITED I AM ALSO ATTRACTED TO HER VERY MUCH

> SHES HOT

> I LOVE HER

> AND HER VOICE JUST MAKES ME ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

> I wish I was bly, not gonna lie

> I have a quick question - the 501st colour is blue right? Then why do they have a gold squad, doesn’t the extra colours just confuse things?

> I love seeing anakin and Ahsoka in action coolest thing to watch

> And anakin

>> I am also quite attracted to him

>>> imagine dragging your hands through that hair as he- wait no I have minors in my followers not gonna finish that

> Uh oh

>> Oh anakin you twit

>>> HE LOCKED HOMSELF IN WITH AN EXPLOSION JDGKJDJFKFKFKFKFF

> HES INSANE

> Are all Jedi so reckless? Just the good ones - love this by the way

> Oooohh shit for a STAR

> I mean like? I know anakin doesn’t die, but this shit is concerning

> Perfected the art of destroying ships and getting master almost killed? Sounds familiar

> I hate it when they just call them “padawan “ it just feels very impersonal like bleh

> Like I love aayla but god the Jedi preach some bullshit

>> God forbid someone raises a child and gets attached to it

>>> Like for fucks sake

>>>> Can you tell this is something I’m passionate about?

> Anyway, moving on

> Oh hi anakin! You’re alive!

> That bird lookin thing is tryna eat my boy 😤

> Oop - well that dudes dead

> Aawwwwwww aayla looks so sad, this makes me sad too

> Can we just appreciate this?

> Well these little critters are cute

> Ooooohhh I think I agree with this little dude

> You can skip the paragraph if you like, its just me going off about ‘peacekeeping’

> Alright gonna get mildly into it for a second, the clone wars really gets into it with episodes like this, displaying how the entire galaxy was starting to lose faith in the Jedi and their peacekeeping ways, in the movies we just got that people just started hating the Jedi because they became part of the war, but this really fleshes it out and shows just how slowly and gradually the loss of faith is. Because he’s right, the Jedi aren’t peacekeepers anymore, they bring as much destruction with them that the separatists do and have become symbols of war. They’re fighting for a good reason yes, but they can no longer claim that they are peacekeepers or that they played no role in this war.

> ANYWAY BACK TO REACTS

> AH MY TWO FAVOURITE WOMEN AND A PRETTY BACKGROUND AGAIN!! They really do be doing me a great service

Part 14: Defenders of Peace

> I’m really not into this episode, just saying it now

> Anakins just as bad as obi wan, like honestly just chill bro, fucking REST

>> MY BOYS DESERVE SOME GODDAMN REST AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL OK-

> Okay but is it taking a life if it’s a droid?

> Ugh this dudes ugly as fuck

> What did you think was gonna happen?? Of course your village was going to be ransacked

> I could go on forever about the pointlessness of this war like it just makes me mad palpatine you slimy git-

> My reacts this episode are really boring huh, I’m not into it 😭

*fully I didn’t write anything for about 10 minutes here because it’s just a little boring*

> HOLY SHIT NOW THATS A FUCKING WEAPON

> Yep sorry that’s it for this ep, I’m so bored 😂

>> Anyway, bonus episode because that one was short!

Part 15: Trespass

> YES OBIWAN WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

> AND IS THAT RIYO CHUCHI I SPY?????

> Hahahahahahahhahahaha it’s not tatooine, you got that right

> Oh god this dude already sounds like a dick (its the chancellor dude but not palpatine)

> Why’s he so defensive over it?

> Oh yikes, that does not look good

> Seppies don’t do that though - this is... odd

> Ah and the same thing has been done to the droids

> Off topic, but I think I’m going to make a clone wars drinking game that I can do while I do my reacts, so I’m going to make that this week, send me your ideas in the comments or dm me!

> Back to ep - pfffffffttt obi wans little taps and then anakin really goes WHACK

> Anyway I’m going to do this in the next couple days and then every Friday night I’ll watch a few eps and drink away

> Alright back to the episode once more

> Abominable snowman????

>> Definitely

> This is gonna go well isn’t it?

> “Well? Say something”

>> “Just shut up” *visible eye roll*

> What the fuck is their mouth

> Okay really obi wan, I think it’s pretty clear they don’t speak basic

> YEEEEEEAAAHHH THATS MY BOI ANAKIN

> Awwwwwwww that shits cute, fucking bear huugggg I want to be hugged like that

> I’m not fussed if it’s anakin, obi wan or kit fisto but please someone love me

>> Preferably kit fisto

> Anyway this dudes a dick (again, its the chancellor dude)

> They obviously have intelligence, and this dude has issues

>> I’m thinking he’s trying to compensate for something 👀

> Oof you really gonna tell a Jedi what to do?

> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA the other people’s were there already

> Ugh he reminds me of my very racist grandparents oh boy

> You’ve been told like 4 times that it is not your jurisdiction anymore and you still can’t take it?

>> BRUH

> She’s so tiny and adorable and her voice is just 🥰🥰🥰🥰

>> Oh no

>>> I’m simping for another character

> Surely this guy dies

> HAHAHAHAHAH HE JUST GOT SPEARED SERVES YOU RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

> What a dick, he shall not be missed

> She’s just, so pretty??? And smart????

>> FUCK MY BISEXUAL ASS CANT HANDLE THIS

> he’s seriously not dead yet?

> AAAHH RIYO YOU SMART GIRL YEEEEESSSS NEGOTIATE THAT PEEEEAAACCEEEE

> THATS MY GIRL SENATOR CHUCHI YEEEESSS

Welp that’s it for today folks, it was lovely, see y’all at some point this week where I say the drinking game rules and then next drunken Friday (even though these are gonna be released on saturdays but I write them on fridays?)

#the clone wars #tcw #the clone wars reacts #reacts series #star wars ahsoka #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #kit fisto #riyo chuchi #jar jar binks #basically a leah simp fest #fucking sigh #it took one (1) ep for me to simp

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isitgintimeyet · 5 years ago

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Road To The Aisles

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Back to the usual weekend schedule... Thanks to you all for reading, liking, reblogging and commenting. It’s so encouraging to me. Im not sure exactly how many chapters this story will have but I think we’re about at the halfway point now. Hope you enjoy

Thanks to @mo-nighean-rouge @happytoobserve @wickedgoodbooks for all their support.

Chapter 11: An Ocular Advertisment

I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow.

-Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

When Claire arrived, the hospital coffee shop was already full. Visitors patiently (and some impatiently) awaiting the official ward visiting times were queueing at the counter as the baristas hurriedly prepared lattes and paninis.

Claire sighed as she looked around. Frantic waving from Geillis at a tucked away table caught her eye. She returned the wave and pointed to the queue. Geillis pointed at the table and beckoned Claire over. Relieved, Claire made her way to Geillis, negotiating the tables, people and bags in her way.

"I got ye a ham sandwich and a black coffee. Oh, and a chocolate brownie. Keep yer energy levels up.”

Claire settled in a chair and gave her friend a grateful smile. “Thanks, G, you’re a lifesaver. Are you not eating?”

Geillis sipped her cup of tea. “Och, I canna eat. Ma belly’s like a washing machine. I’m having the talk wi’ Dougal tonight. I canna put it off any longer. And I’m that nervous.”

Claire gave Geillis’s hand a comforting pat. “You know what you need to say. Be honest with him, G.”

“Aye, I ken. I’ve thought it through so many times in ma head. I have tae tell him. I dinna want a bairn, at least no’ at this moment and I canna promise that I will ever want one. If he sticks wi’ me thinking I’ll change ma mind, he may be verra disappointed. So the choice is wi' him.”

Geillis's eyes filled with tears as she fumbled in her bag looking for a tissue. Claire passed her a paper napkin and she roughly wiped her eyes before take a couple of deep breaths to control herself.

"Look at me, greetin' like a bairn. Tell me something funny, Claire, tae take ma mind off it. What devilish scheme is Geneva cooking up? Has her mother threatened tae have Jamie's bollocks in a bap?"

“Well, no schemes as far as I know and Jamie’s testicles remain attached to the rest of him but…”

Claire assumed an elaborate pseudo model pose, her chin resting lightly on her fingers, lips in an exaggerated pout and her eyelashes fluttering.

“...I have been asked to do some modelling.”

"Modelling?" Geillis snorted. "Oh, I'm sorry Claire. I dinna mean tae be rude but I dinna think the catwalks of Milan would be yer cup of tea. Unless, ye havena been asked tae do some… er… nude modelling have ye?"

"Ew, no, of course not."

"I could totally see that."

Claire gave her friend a hard stare.

"What I mean is…" Geillis tried to explain. "Ye are gorgeous, ye ken. There's many a man… or woman… who'd pay good money tae see photos like that. Anyway if it's no' that, what is it?"

"Jamie has asked if they can use my photo in a marketing campaign in Japan. Well, not all of me, just my eyes, the rest of my face would be hidden by a glass of whisky or a bottle. He's discussed it with the board. Now just waiting for my decision."

Geillis looked closely at Claire's eyes. “They are incredible, really like whisky. And I should ken, I've drunk enough. So, ye're going tae do it, are ye no'?"

“I’m not sure. Do you think I should? What if someone recognises me? And I usually look uncomfortable having my photo taken.”

“What if they do recognise ye? Besides, how many people do ye ken in Japan? Why not do it, Claire? Nothing to lose, except some inhibitions. Go fer it… and report back tae me.”

*************

Patient medical notes lay unopened on Claire’s desk awaiting her review. She sat quietly, thinking about what Geillis had said before reaching for her phone.

She quickly typed a message:

G, remember I’m here for you no matter what

And then a second:

Tell Ian and Jenny I’ll do it

She put her phone down and turned her attention to her patients.

*************

The photographer’s studio was in a converted Victorian warehouse. The interior was an urban architect’s dream -- all exposed brick and iron with clear glass walls partitioning the cavernous space.

The photographer and one of his assistants met the ‘whisky delegation’ (as Claire privately called them) of Jamie, Claire, Ian and Jenny in the foyer of the studio. Through the glass walls, Claire could see the bustle of assistants preparing for the shoot. Her stomach flipped over. She was sure Geneva would be perfectly at home in this environment, but to her it was totally alien.

Jamie glanced at Claire’s glass face and discreetly took her hand, lacing his fingers with hers and gently squeezing for reassurance. She felt herself relax a little bit. Jenny looked across and smiled at her. A bit more tension seeped away.

After an initial exchange of introductions, Ian explained. “We have tae have a quick meeting wi’ the agency, Claire, so mebbe they could start getting ye ready and then we can join ye soon enough.”

The photographer, Simon, explained. “Yes, so Debbie here will take you through and start with the makeup.”

Jamie gave Claire’s hand a final squeeze as she was led away into the main studio area.

As she sat and waited for the make up artist, Claire looked around, watching the activity in the studio. Everybody seemed to know exactly what to do… unlike her. She twisted her chair and stared into the large, brightly lit mirror in front of her. A totally unmodel like reflection greeted her. The instruction had been to wear no make up and have freshly washed hair. A typical day for her then. She peered more closely at her reflection. Was that a spot on her chin? She breathed a sigh. Eyes only for the photo was definitely a good decision, she thought to herself.

The image of Geneva crossed her mind again. She would, no doubt, have been sitting here, giving orders, chatting freely with the assistants, as if in her own living room. Claire tried to suppress a smile. How jealous would Geneva be if… or when... she found out about this? Claire decided that she would make sure she did… petty, yes… satisfying, definitely.

Through the mirror, Claire could see Jamie, Ian and Jenny in the glass-walled meeting room. She spun her chair around for a better look. Jamie had his back to her and had taken his jacket off. His white shirt was stretched tight across his back and shoulders accentuating his well defined muscles, his curls rested against his collar. Even after more than a year, the sight of him could still take her breath away. Would the wanting him ever stop…

“So, hi there. I’m Ceri and I’ll be doing your makeup today.”

Claire was abruptly pulled out of her reverie by a young woman brandishing an enormous toolbox, which she placed on a trolley next to her. Whirling the seat around to face the mirror, Ceri stared at the reflection before consulting a sheet of paper.

“Right, then. Let’s get started.” Claire closed her eyes and tried to relax as Ceri clipped her hair back and began to stroke various wipes, potions and creams across her face. She actually found it no problem to relax with the murmur of activity in the background and Ceri keeping up a monologue that required no input from Claire.

Suddenly Ceri’s monologue came to an abrupt halt. Claire opened her eyes to find Ceri staring across the studio. She swivelled a little to try, and failed, to see what had fixated the makeup artist.

“Fuck me,” Ceri started then immediately stopped and reddened slightly. “Sorry, didn’t mean to offend you with my language. But there’s a guy over there just my type… talking to Simon. Wow… tall… broad… bet he could throw a girl over his shoulder without even breaking into a sweat. The things I’d like to do to him.”

Claire smiled at Ceri’s reaction to this unknown man. She had her suspicions about his identity, but kept them to herself. She didn’t want to embarrass the poor girl and Ceri’s reactions were, after all, perfectly understandable. In fact they were exactly the same thoughts as she herself frequently had… fuck me… please...

“Wow,” Ceri repeated as she returned Claire’s chair to its original position and continued applying makeup. “Guys like him don’t come along very often. Hope he sticks around for a bit. I think I’d like to get to know him better.”

With just the odd exception when Ceri tidied up Claire’s eyebrows, making her wince as the tweezers pulled at tiny stray hairs, she easily found herself drifting back into a state of relaxation.

“Och no, I’m sorry, that willna do.”

Jenny’s disapproving tone made Claire quickly open her eyes.

With her hands on her hips, Jenny continued. “That makeup, around Claire’s eyes, it’s too much.”

Claire peered in the mirror in dismay. A palette of shimmering gold, brown and vivid orange was spread across each eyelid beneath darkened brows.

“And what is it wi’ the stripes on her forehead and nose?” Jenny placed a hand on Claire’s shoulder.

“It’s contouring.” Ceri spoke nervously, the rising inflection making each sentence sound like a question seeking approval. “It’ll blend in. And the notes I was given just said focus on the eyes.”

“Ah, well, it’s no’ your fault.” Jenny reassured her. “We jes’ need tae wipe it off and try fer something subtle, ye ken?”

Ceri nodded and reached for the wipes as Jenny disappeared to talk with the photographer.

“Oh god, that gorgeous chap, he’s headed over here.” Ceri stood upright, pushed her chest out and watched, smiling broadly as Jamie approached.

Jamie smiled politely in return before giving Claire his full attention and kissing her fondly on the top of her head.

"Ye ken I've never seen ye wi' sae much slap on yer face. It doesna suit ye. "

"I'm sorry. I’m taking it off… I thought that was… " Ceri spoke nervously.

"Dinna fash. It'll wash off," Jamie said. "It's no' the look we are going fer."

"And," he continued, pointing at the hair straighteners. "What are these fer? We're no' havin' straight hair. We want the beauty and wildness of the highlands, the heather in the background, the untamed curls and the natural beauty of these eyes reflecting the amber of the whisky in the foreground. Ye ken?"

Ceri nodded as Jamie kissed Claire once more before heading to talk to the photographer again.

"Are you two an item then?" Ceri asked as she applied makeup remover to Claire's eyes. "Sorry for going on about him before. It's just, well, he is a bit gorgeous. You are lucky."

"Yes," Claire answered laughing. "We're getting married in a few months. And don't worry, I know that feeling well."

Jamie watched from the side as Simon positioned Claire for the shoot. His assistants bustled around her, adjusting lights and moving light reflectors at the photographer’s instruction. He knew this was totally outside her comfort zone, but no one would ever have guessed as she moved and posed under Simon’s guidance. Even though only her eyes would be featured in the advertisement, it was clear that Simon was photographing her entire face. Jamie reminded himself to ask for copies of all the prints for his own personal use.

Suddenly, Claire turned and caught sight of Jamie. Imperceptible to other people, her face changed, the warmth in her eyes increased, their amber depths flashing a message to Jamie.

He grinned. He knew what was going through her mind. Exactly the same was going through his.

************

The curtains were slightly open allowing some light from the street to filter into the bedroom and illuminate the curves of Claire's body. A warm summer night, she had gone to bed naked and now the thin sheet lay wrinkled around her waist, exposing her chest and legs to Jamie's gaze.

She sighed contentedly and stretched her arms above her head. Her breasts rose with the sudden movement.

"That was lovely. You knew that was what I was thinking about this afternoon, didn't you?" She commented.

Jamie turned onto his side, leaning on one elbow. His free hand idly traced a pattern around her breasts.

"Aye, it was plain as day, Sassenach, written all over yer face." He smiled. "It was grand tae watch ye being photographed. Ye were like a real model."

Claire laughed. "Geillis found it so funny when I told her. She seemed to think I'd been asked to do some nude modelling."

"Now there's a thought…"

Jamie's hand ceased its motion. He swallowed hard. When he spoke, his voice was quiet, almost secretive.

"Would ye do that, then?" He paused before hurriedly continuing. "I dinna mean fer other people, jes' fer me. Ye ken what I mean?"

Claire was quiet for a minute.

"I havena offended ye, have I? I'm sorry if I have."

"I'm not offended. I just… er… don’t think of myself that way… as sexy.”

“Christ, Sassenach, do ye no’ realise ye’re the most beautiful woman in the world. And as fer sexy, well…”

His hand resumed its meandering path around Claire’s breasts, running his fingers lightly around her nipples. His breath was hot against her ear as he carried on talking.

“And tae have these photos of ye and ken that they’re jes’ fer me, only me… a secret treasure that only ye and I share. It makes me hard just thinking about it.”

Claire felt the truth of that statement pressing against her thigh.

Jamie had clearly given this idea some thought. “And tae see ye touch yerself --“

“Eh? And what about sauce for the gander?” Claire asked playfully.

“What? Ye mean in front of ye. I’m no’ sure I can do that, Sassenach.”

“Mmm, interesting. So it’s ok for me but not for you to return the favour. Well, if you’d rather we didn’t play that little game…” Claire let the sentence hang in the air.

“Alright, Sassenach, fair’s fair. I’ll buy a camera this week.”

#outlander fan fiction #outlander fanfic #Road To The Aisles #Jamie Fraser #claire beauchamp #Chapter 11 #modern au

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night-blooming-bastards · 5 years ago

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A Lily Sprouts From Ashes

Lily’s first thought when waking up in the empty, destroyed world, is to run. Run as far away as he possibly can, escape the ruins of his beloved’s mad rage against their old home. So he does. He runs, and he runs, and suddenly he isn’t home. There are strange people staring at him, and snow, and he’s so very scared. The first place he lands is an UnderFell. Everyone looks angry, but it’s not the villagers, surely these people are different. There’s one that looks like him! Oh, but he’s hurt… the bandages around his ulna surely don’t mean anything good for the bone underneath.

Carefully, he approaches, hands in the air to show he means no harm, and he tries to tell the skeleton that, but he doesn’t seem to understand. “I won’t hurt you,” he says softly, though the Sans seems confused and defensive, backing away into a wall and growling at him. Dream isn’t sure how to get his point across, but he frowns and pauses before stepping forward and reaching out to Red (as he had nicknamed the skeleton because of his magic color). “I promise I won’t hurt you.” Maybe Red can’t understand him, but he’s hoping the tone of his voice is enough. It seems to help, Red is a little more relaxed.

“Can I see your arm please?”

“The fuck language are you speaking anyway?”

Dream tilts his head. What is Red saying? He pauses a moment, then holds up his own arm and taps his ulna, then holds out a hand. Red squints, but he slowly offers his arm out, ready to pull it back or attack at any moment. Dream surprises him, however, with a soft hold, and he unwraps the bandages slowly and gently. Red watches, trembling, and does his best not to move so he doesn’t hurt himself by interrupting this golden stranger. He watches, watches, and soon the bandages are unwound to reveal a very nearly broken ulna.

Even more surprising than this goldy’s gentleness is the look of genuine concern and distress when he sees Red’s injury. He looks up at Red, then back down, then up again, before carefully lifting Red’s arm and giving the injury a soft kiss. Healing magic flows from his fingertips, firelike but only pleasantly warm, and as it dances over the damaged ulna, the wound disappears.

“Kissed it better,” Dream says with a smile. Red simply gapes at him a little, and between the strange act of kindness and the language that he knows nothing of, he’s absolutely baffled. Who is this man? Is this stranger even a man? Where did they come from? Why are they being so kind without a thought? Red closes his mouth and jerks his arm away.

“I don’t even know what you’re saying, weirdo.” He glances down at his arm a moment, though, and his expression softens slightly before stretching into a grin. He looks back up and gives a thumbs up. Obviously they don’t speak the same language, that should work. Dream, on the other hand, doesn’t get it at all and looks up to the cave ceiling, face twisted into an expression of confusion, then looks back to Red and tilts his head. Red groans and his grin drops, his hand coming up to pinch the bridge of his nose, or the skeletal equivalent. “Lost cause, nevermind. Do ya understand me at all?”

Dream frowns. No, there’s a communication barrier. He focuses for a moment, then lets his magic display a simple image of a quill, ink, and paper, then holds up his hands. “I have nothing to write with, I don’t know how to communicate with you.” The image flickers and disappears. Red makes a face, then motions for Dream to follow, looking tired.

It’s not long before they’ve made it to Red’s and Edge’s house, and Red manages to find a pen and paper laying around the house and brings it back to Dream. Dream had asked for a quill, but quills are outdated and much less practical. Dream looks at the pen in confusion. The paper is obviously paper, yes, but… Dream lifts a brow and turns to Red with the image of quill and ink again. Red shakes his head and picks up the pen, scribbling a little in the corner of the paper to make sure it works. The ink comes out after a moment and Dream leans in to watch in wonder, then holds his hand out for the pen. The pen is given to him, and Dream presses it to the paper, then pauses. How does one even write? He forgot. Maybe if he closes his eyes… Pictures! Pictures will do.

So he starts to draw. He draws a figure that looks like himself, then draws cracks across it before replicating the image and surrounding it in radiance lines, then points to himself. Then a crying face with an arrow back to the previous figure. The figure is next drawn running with speed lines behind it, into some disc-shaped thing, and then the scene where he had shown up. He then writes [I’m not sure what script your language is in or how to speak it.]

Red doesn’t really understand the first part of the story, but crying and running and ending up in UnderFell is the part he understands. He most definitely doesn’t know this man’s language. Stars, this isn’t a babybones, he’s obviously fully grown and has his own complex language that he can speak and write, but… Red is going to have to teach him Common, isn’t he? Right from the start, alphabet and all. Red gives a slow sigh, then carefully takes the pen from Dream.

A. The first letter is on the paper, uppercase and lowercase, and Red hands the pen to Dream. Dream looks at the letters, then copies them, a nice, curving script that barely mimics Red’s but pulls off the shape of the letters either way. Red nods and smiles a little, then moves on to B. Slowly but surely, Dream copies the alphabet in order from Red, and when they’re finished, Red draws a symbol that equates to “repeat”.

Dream stares at it, processing, thinking, then moves the pen to make A. Aa. Bb. Cc. Dd. He has it, the alphabet is under his fingers. Then he draws a crescent shape and points to it.

“That’s a moon. M O O N, moon.” Red then puts it on paper, writing the name of it underneath the picture. Dream seems excited and writes it down as well, then giggles, cheeks a warm gold. “Moon…” he murmurs, staring at it for a few moments. Okay, so how is he supposed to make other words? He draws a simple version of himself and an arrow to the picture with three question marks. Red writes [me] underneath it. He points to the word, then the picture, then Dream. This brings back memories of teaching Edge as a babybones…

So it goes, Dream draws pictures and puts together letters and concepts to make words. The next few hours run smoothly with Red teaching Dream words and how to make them into sentences, and it’s when they’re taking a break that Edge returns home.

“Sans, you lazybones, you’re supposed to- who… who is that?” Edge stops short when he sees Dream, absolutely bewildered by the appearance of this strange new skeleton in their home.

“Yeah I’m not sure what ‘is name is, he popped up out of nowhere and healed my arm so I’m keeping him. I also found out ‘e doesn’t like mustard. Made a nasty face ‘bout it. Been calling ‘im Goldy but I’m fairly sure the man’s got a name.” Red looks to Dream as if for help.

“Sun! Cloud, sun, sleep, happy. Umm…” Dream makes a face. He sounds like a child. “I hate that I can’t speak well in this ‘common’ you’re showing me. My name is Dream, but your language is… hard to translate to. I know concepts, yes, but this…” He huffs and tries again. “Night thought? Happy?”

“He’s strugglin’, boss. Doesn’t speak our language, I’ve been tryin’ ta teach him.” Red shrugs, then looks to Dream, thinking. “Night thought? Fantasy, dream, nightmare, what do you think?”

“Night thought, sleep, happy.” Dream makes a face, frustrated that he can’t convey what word he’s trying to make. Surely there was something…

“Dream? A dream?” Edge pipes up, boot tapping the floor impatiently.

“Dream! I’m Dream, that’s my name.” Dream seems very happy with himself for this, and he does a little jig in his excitement.

“Okay, so what the fuck are you doing in our home?” Even as he asks this looking at Dream, he gives Red a look to the side. Dream seems to focus, to think, putting a hand on his cheek and scrunching his face up, trying to understand. In the end he gives up and looks to Red.

“What is fuck? And home?” Red groans, looks to Edge with a look of tired frustration, then gestures to Dream.

“It’s gonna take a while. He’s… learning. That’s what he’s doing here.”

“Fine. But only for a little while.”

A little while turned out to be weeks, and Dream was rather attached to Red, no matter how rude he happened to be. He had a voracious appetite for words, wanting to know more and more words until he could actually make proper sentences and put together words.

One day he comes to ask the question he really wants answered.

“Red?”

“Yeah? Wassup?”

“I’m looking for someone, but I don’t know where they are… he is? We didn’t really do pronouns back then. He. If I’m he then Night is he. We’re the same. But I don’t know where he is. I can’t sense him in this place.”

“Night? Don’t know a Night, sorry.”

“Umm… Drippy black skeleton man, has… uh, what are the wiggly limbs called again?”

“Tentacles? Geez, a walking hentai monster.”

“Shut up! He’s not a hentai monster, and that’s not what he uses his tentacles for anyway. He uses them for… to…” Dream’s eyelights shrink to pinpricks as he thinks back to exactly what Nightmare had used those tentacles for. “Hurt, blood, death, destruction. He- He’s not bad, though, it’s just the apples that did that to him! I just… I need to find him. He’s important to me.” His eyelights are back to normal, and he rushes to defend Nightmare even as he feels the dawning fear in Red.

“Yeah yeah he’s important to ya or whatever. Why do you really want to find him? He’s not yer type, bud.” Red lifts a brow, propping an elbow on the table and taking a sip of mustard. “Besides, ‘e seems to scare you.”

Dream decides to completely ignore the comment about what’s his type. It’s not worth pursuing. “I want to be one with him again. He is my other half.”

“Blah blah blah, sappy bullshit, you wanna fuck ‘im. Am I right?” Red waves his hand, a lazy gesture, making very little effort to listen to Dream about anything remotely romantic.

Dream’s face ignites with blush and he looks nearly indignant. “Do you have any other thought in your brain?! It is my fate to be with him. I must, and I wish to. I am his, and he is mine. It’s rather simple. Do you not… understand romance?”

“Nah, I just choose not to participate. ‘M not sappy like you.” Red makes a face.

“...Right.” Dream moves to get up. “Well if there’s any way I can fi-” Dream’s words are cut short as he knocks over the cup of juice he was drinking, and he scrambles to catch it, but it’s already too late. The mess on the floor is… boiling?

A figure rises from the puddle, jumping onto firm ground with a confident grin and looking to Dream. “You there! I knew something felt off, heh. What’s your name, where’d ya come from?”

Dream doesn’t know the name of his home. “...Dream.”

Looking back, Lily wishes he had run.

#lily #hyacinth #carnation #itdn canon #canon writing #mod star writes #(mod star)

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marketernat · 5 years ago

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5 Things You Can Do With IM Checklists From Kevin Fahey

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Get your IM Checklists Here!

Hey everybody, Marty Bostik here with a quick video for you that I think you’re going to enjoy.

I wanted to talk to you about five, five things you can do with a checklist and there’s actually more that you could do with it. But I wanted to give you an example.

And the reason I’m going to do this is yesterday I had sent out an email about Kevin Fahey. I am checklist, his gold membership, the collection of all of his checklist that is just a phenomenal resource. I, I can’t say enough about it because I’m actually already using it in some of my training materials and some of my upcoming, training videos in my membership site.

But what I wanted to show you was just, you know, a handful of things that you could do with a single checklist. And this is just one little checklist that you get access to out of all these different volumes.

So volume 26 was around lead sources. And what I thought I would do is look through the various checklist to see which ones would make a good training, a piece of training content. And I actually found quite a few, but the one that I went with is answering questions online. And what I did is I made a video out of it. I made an MP three audio out of it. I made a blog post out of it. I’m going to make an email out of it. Let’s see, what else did I do with it I actually did something else with it.

I can’t even remember now. I made a PDF out of it. Just a variety of things could be done. I thought about even doing a PowerPoint slide deck out of it, but that may be overkill at this point. The reason for doing this was to show you how to take one of these checklists and use it. So if you bought one of these, if you bought a membership for this, this thing already, that’s great. Hopefully this will help you a little bit.

He’s already got some training videos in there, but I wanted to show you how to use a resource like this and once you get it. And so many times I see people buying tools, they buy software and they don’t really know what to do with what they’ve got. And I got it for the, for a couple of purposes, one for helping me with my own content marketing and to be able to, to do things on a scale of stuff that’s already built, to be able to do things on a scale that I couldn’t reach before.

And so for my own productivity plus being able to use it in my creations and having the rights to give it away, sell it, rebrand it, change it up, that’s awesome because that, that, that opens a whole new playing field up for me to work from. And the same can can be done for you. So let’s talk about it.

Let’s talk about what’s inside here inside of this one checklist. So there’s each, each of his checklist volumes have multiple checklists and they’re in this progressive order of how you would, you would do things within each one. So the first checklist is talking about getting more leads from your blog, getting more leads from social media, organic search and so on. And it’s all around lead sources. So what I wanted to do in this example show you just a good size handful of things you could do from one piece of content.

Now here’s the checklist. Here’s what it actually looks like is checklist number 14, answering questions online. And I thought this one was appropriate because it’s something I do. I do get into discussion forums, I get on Cora, get on a number of sources and I answer questions for people and I thought this would be a really good relevant piece of content. So I literally took this particular checklist.

Get your IM Checklists Here!

I went ahead and rather than rebranding it and going to the trouble of putting all the new logo and stuff on it, I went ahead and put a footer link in here where somebody could go buy this checklist membership system. And that’s all done within a checklist that I, I’m going to give away. So everything’s broken down into 18 points in here was talking about mentioning links that are relevant and it talks about that within the first six points.

And then it talks about making comments. So then it’s got 0.7 through 11 over there. It talks about that. And then how do you use images when you’re answering questions and then you know, making sure you’re riding with, with style in what you’re doing. And by the time you’re done you’ve got this, this 18-point checklist of stuff that’s actionable all from this one volume.

And I want to show you real quickly what this has morphed into. So this is really cool. So there’s the editable word version of the checklist. I have also created, where’d I put it Lets see. So many browser windows. I can’t find everything over here. There it is. Alright, so here’s a PDF version of the checklist. Okay, so you could go do this on a document sharing site. Maybe you’re bundling this thing with something else, but you could include it there.

I’m actually going to include it in, in this, this email that you’re seeing the video embedded in here. if you are seeing this video elsewhere, that’s fine. You can, you can get back to here but, but there’ll be a link to it where you can get to these resources. You’ll get to the PDF version of this.

I’m going to give you the editable version of that checklist, which I’m allowed to do. I’m going to give you an MP3 version. I’m going to give you an MP 4 video file and I’m going to show you the blog post that I created all from this one stinking checklist. Man, just one that’s, that’s really super cool. So let’s go ahead and minimize this. Let’s take a look first at the video. So I used content samurai to create a video that is all of these, these bullet points.

Okay. The only thing I embellished here was like mentioning links that are relevant, these, these topic changes. All I did was embellished that just a little bit more inside of that discussion point there. So let me show you what the video looks like. I’ll let it play for a few seconds. Sites is not easy, but your website can become very successful in your leads can grow. If you go to sites like quora.com and answer people’s questions there in the end, provide the link of your website so they can visit it.

Answering questions online is a great technique to outgrow your site and persuade people to get to your original site. This is how you can do it. Mentioned links number one. First start my writing a brief answer to the question number two. Then to make the answer more detailed and clear, you can add relevant links in the answer. Number three. Number three, for this you have to choose relevant questions to your brand. So you get the idea. I used content samurai, which is a video creation, too old that I’ll also include a link for you guys, for the 14-day trial if you want to. But all I did was take the script for this video.

Alexa, hang up. Sorry guys. All I did was take the script copy from the checklist, paste it into content. Sam Ryan, it spit out a, a video for me and all, all I did from there was choose relevant video clips that are royalty free to throw inside of there. And even a little very subtle audio track in the background. So at the end of the day, I’ve got a two minute 42 second training video over here that I can use as a piece of content that came from the checklist. Okay, so that’s the video angle. I took that same video and I went out and I ripped the MP3 audio out of it.

So now I’ve also got driving traffic to websites is not easy. Like that same training video is now a training audio like quora.com and answer people’s questions there. So there’s another piece of content.

So then I created the PDF version of it that I showed you just a minute ago and also went over and created a blog post out of it. So I went and made a decent thumbnail, took the blog post. I changed up the title a little bit to say how to position yourself as an expert by answering questions online.

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And look what I did. I took the checklist, this look familiar, took the checklist, changed it, the font, put a hyperlink in here, created one outbound link to core.com that I talked about and I just create bullets. I just go through here and take these topics. Then I take all the bullets and by the time I’m done, I’ve got a decent blog post with 18 points to it.

Check it out. I also, let’s see, where’s it at Oh cool. Alright. So I actually syndicated this out to the Steemit network or hive network now where you can actually get paid for your content. So I actually made 16 cents off of this blog post, got pushed out here and you can see the comment of, Hey Marty, have you checked community like block considering posting from there.

I think it’d be better if this kind of content gets posted in the communities. Good advice. I’ll go do it. But I’ve had three people upvote those piece of content and now I’ve actually made money on it. All that came out of the checklist. So you can make the social post out of this. You might be a little long, it may be longer than you’d want to do for a post.

If I create an email from this, this is a training email, I could turn right around and take the same blog post the way I’ve laid it out here.

Instead of it being in a checklist fashion, I can go create an email, put this exact content in there in the email and attach or give them a download link to the checklist that they can print out, maybe the PDF version.

And then I’ve got a really decent content pack piece of, of an email there that I can turn around and keep using over and over again. And all of it came from a single piece of content on reusing it. So hopefully this will give you some ideas. Did I cover five of them I think I did. So we’ve got a blog post, we’ve got a video, we’ve got an audio.

We got a PDF and we got an email that’s five of them. Okay. Alright. So that’s just five ways you could make, like I said, the PowerPoint slide. If you wanted to, any number of things that you want to put out there, you could take this and actually go write the blog post and syndicated or write it somewhere else.

If you wanted to, maybe turn around and take three or four of these, put them together or take one of them, give it away as a lead magnet and as a bonus on the inside of that, maybe give them a two or three of the other ones. And then on the upsell, go sell the whole checklist system.

I mean, there was my God, there’s any number of things you can do with it, but, but you get the idea, you understand what I’m doing here. You can make an infographic from this.

This would be a good candidate for that where you use pictures to illustrate it, do a mind map with it. So hopefully you get some ideas of what you could do with this. So when you see this product, don’t just think, Oh my God, checklists are boring.

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What am I going to do with a checklist How is this going to help me? Well, you get some ideas on how that’s going to help you and what you can do with it. So I’ve got this infinite library now of things that I can combine and work with. Now if you guys want to pick up your own copy of it.

Kevin Fahey has it priced right now during this special launch. He’s actually got it where it’s a $3 trial and I’m going to show you the membership area real quick too.

So it’s $3 for the first five days, which you get access to everything that I’m going to show you here in just a moment. Okay And after that it builds at $17 and 95 cents a month. But what you’re going to get going on is, is any new checklists that he keeps adding, you’re going to get access to those.

The one offer that he’s got out there on the upsell side of this that I think is invaluable is complete access to all the prior volumes and some of his training courses. So what you get with this one is you get volumes 25, 26, 27, 28, 29 30. They’re all in rebranded formats where you can go through there and you can edit them in word format.

Well, here I’ll show you, let me just show you what it looks like. So volume 26 here inside of each of these, here’s the printable PDFs.

Here’s the editable word docs like you see right here where I can change any aspect of this and make it my own because you actually get the rights that are basically white label rights to these things at the time that you have that you get it.

My maps that lay out all the checklists and how they’re putting together a Google spreadsheet and then an Excel version of it. And then it kind of an interesting HTML interactive version. And then if you want to go through here and just pick one of these quick and dirty and print it as a PDF, you could open it right up and go print it out and you’re ready to go.

But each one of these are well thought out. There are some really good ideas and it’s an invaluable resource for you if you use it. Let me show you some of the other stuff you’re going to get.

So he’s also included some bonuses where his entire training course for the 20 K extras there and his commission five training course. And then he’s got a really, really good, I am new B Corp. So if you are a beginner and you’re just starting out online and you’re trying to learn how to make some money online, this is an excellent, excellent course for that.

So, so that’s all as a bonus right now that you get along with it and there’s a webinar coming up. He also gives you access to the vault, which is his prior trainings, which is a really, really good stuff. Some of his, his live webinars, I mean this, this is a treasure trove right here. So the gold membership comes with all that. I did a full review of it. Let me show you. So I did a full review.

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Here’s the video. It goes about 20 minutes long. I talk about everything that’s included in it, but in a nutshell, you could go through here and find out what you’re going to get. Okay. So you’re going to get, those volumes are going to get the webinar replays all the way since 2018.

He did go through before he relaunched it this time and he removed anything that’s no longer valid and deprecated, which is great. So it’s only viable good content that’s in there. There’s a really slick PLR training course that’s in there too, that, that’s extremely helpful. So here’s the, the full access to the gold training vault. What I was just showing you here is all of his different trainings that are built into, into the membership platform and then the private label, right so most of the time you get private label rights.

You can’t make the content your own if it, if it’s just a standard resale, right you can’t transfer the rights. Okay. That’s something you can’t do. So you transfer the rights to, to be able to transfer rights to other people either as the master resell rights and it can’t be resold on JV zoo or warrior plus. But what you can do is include this stuff. You can rebrand it, you can give it away, you can put it in your own video training courses.

You could put it in a membership site. You can even translate it into other languages, which hit me up. If you want to know how to do that, I’ve got tools to do that too. You can be, you can say that you’re the complete author of it. You can use it to build your email list. That’s kind of what I was talking about in the individual sheets where you send one of these out as a training email and you know, the, the list goes on can be used as blog posts or infographics.

What I was just talking about a minute ago, I made a blog post from one of the sheets and you know, it can, it can be rebranded resold. You just can’t put it on JVs or warrior plus no big deal. And then you know, you can add it as a bonus too, to a product if you want to. So here is the price breakdown and you’ll see all this if you go look at the full review video too, but just to give you the skinny on it is three bucks.

Get in there, you get access to all the stuff I just showed you for three bucks. If you like it, great. Go ahead and pay the 1795 a month. You get all his future. I am checklists that that go as long as you keep your membership going, you could go ahead and pay once to get 460 checklists bundles with the PLR rights.

Just like what I showed you a minute ago for one 97, which is a steal. I mean this, this stuff is, is prime premium content. So the I am VIP training is really good training where you actually get some one on one training, you get to ask some questions of him and Kevin will respond and, and work with you on a one on one basis as well as part of that.

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The 10 X traffic, I can’t really speak to that because I don’t know much about it other than it’s a down sale that’s available for you. But if you, if you picked up a copy today at a minimum, get the front end product. If you like the checklist, I would say before your five days is up. If you like it, come back and pick up the whole bundle right here. Okay. You could do that if you want to after you bought the front end product.

So in addition to that, I’m going to let you see this on the review page, but you’ll see the bonuses I’ve paired up with the specific volumes that you’re going to get inside of here. So I just, I wanted to call attention to that.

I’ll let you guys go through there and go through the whole review if you want, but pick up your copy wherever you see this orange and red button that’s right here and inside underneath this video I’m going to give you links. It’s going to be some reference links to that MP3 I was telling you about the video that I created from it, a link to the blog post so you can take a look at it and you know some of the other stuff that I’m doing, the PDF version, I’ll even give you the editable version of this since I have rights to do that.

I’ll give you that editable word version and you can get in there and change it up and play with it if you want to and see if it’s something that you like. But you guys go ahead and pick up your copy, hopefully get some really good ideas of how you can use it.

And I will be glad to answer any questions you got. You can reply back to here. Leave me a comment. If you’re looking at this video on YouTube or Facebook or wherever, and I will respond back to you. So you guys take care, have a fantastic day. I’ll see you at the top.

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