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radahn: literally gets blasted directly in the face with the scarlet aeonia and has been rotting for like 100 years or something idk. then we fucking kill him
my delusional ass: maybe he survived somehow
#this is not for funny this is for serious#hes alive bro trust me#my source is the man himself (god)#i would say radahn was gonna go see him but he ate one too many corpses he going to hell#general radahn#starscourge radahn#elden ring
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!!! BSD ch. 109 spoilers !!!
#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs memes#dazai osamu#soukoku#i’m so sorry#he IS alive though#source? trust me bro#(asagiri just likes to troll us that’s all!!!!)
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Gossiping 'Distance communication'
I know that Mithrun should have his own fairy imitating Kabru's facial expressions when he talks instead of one that looks exactly like him, but…this was cuter shhhhh. Do you see my vision. Maybe they traded fairies, idk.
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Kabru: /talks nonstop about the Kingdom's changes and asks about the canaries
Mithrun:…………………………… I'm making noodles
Kabru: Babe, that's awesome
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#mithrun#kabru#kabru of utaya#dungeon meshi spoilers#adding the tag just in case#don't look up how the fairies in Dungeon Meshi are made#I read about it and regretted it as much as Marcille did#they are super cute but it's not good#Source: Trust me bro#In one of the extra comics you can see Pattadol's fairy grabbing some cake so yeah the lil homunculi eat#Which makes sense since they are alive with organs and such#Kabru looked so sad when he found Mithrun's one half eaten by the shapeshifter and it was darkly hilarious that Mithrun couldn't care less#my art
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rip chuck you would've loved bullying gally for his shitty wifi when playing dress to impress
#chuck tmr#the maze runner#maze runner#the maze runner newt#chuck is alive and well btw#he's not dead#trust me bro
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Pov: the end of round six
alternative version under cut (:
#he was just playing with ketchup#ivan is alive#trust me bro#Delulu is the solulu#alnst#alnst ivan#alnst till#alnst round 6#alien stage ivan#alien stage till#alien stage#alien stage round 6#ivantill#I got bored
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STOP MAKING LEONARDO SUICIDAL.
#rottmnt#I’m so fucking done I just want comfort TEENAGE Leo fic where no one thinks he’s fucking suicidal#a circumstance in a fic could push him that way#but that is NOT his default#like fuck dude please actually tell me what the other 3 could have done#other than work together to get Leo out#I get he knows he might not have made it out#but to dismiss the ‘took you guys long enough quote#to just be another one liner#instead of a way to sum up his character arc to show he actually is trusting his team#he just needs to work on communication now#it’s a disservice to the character#the fucker wants to live he survived in the apocalypse he just doesn’t want to live without his bros#and his bros don’t want to live without him#see everyone fucking sacrificing themselves in the apocalypse to keep him and Mikey alive#and then Mikey pulls a similar move TWICE#oh but MIKEY’S not suicidal he’s just following Leo BULLSHIT#IM JUST SOOOOOOOOO FRUSTRATED#I WANT LEO WHUMP I WANT DONNIE STRESSING OUT#I DO NOT WANT 3 PARAGRAPHS DEDICATED TO A SUICIDAL THOUGHT PROCESS#FIND A NEW KINK OMG
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Also i'm like 100 pages into the left hand of darkness and i know, i can smell it on the book, that they're going to bond Somehow, but right now it's just estraven being like "h-" and genly immediately going "BOOOOO WE HATE YOUR ?? pussy?? (???)"
#posts by me#i personally do trust estraven he seems to genuinely want to keep genly alive#why is genly like this#''man fuck estraven for telling me vital information abt politics around me. now the mood is ruined'' dude what?????#he is trying to keep you from being shanked in a dark alley. bro what is wrong with you#he literally just told a room full of politicians ''if i get killed here the other aliens won't avenge me or anything :)''#is he just bad at his job?????????‽
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"i mess up things and then i don't have the energy to fix them up" yes brain true sentence but no brain the appropriate response is NOT "therefore i should kill myself (and here's how)"
#tw suicide#i wish i was joking#i am just so so tired of keeping myself alive! can't someone else do it for a change? or better yet kill me??#said something to the emergency room psych#she queried it and i confirmed i had said precisely what i intended#she blinked and said 'i usually hear that from jaded forty year olds not twenty year olds'#i won't share what because it was a highly specific explanation of precisely how i might see myself suiciding or how/whether i thought i#could. she asked me and i answered. apparently she wasn't expecting that level of detail and confidence#is it funny to anyone else that i always struggle with confidence but i can confidently tell her specifics about suicide thoughts?#this is reminding me of the fifteen year old yesterday i was conversing with and he randomly started listing all the suicide methods he#could think of and i was internally like you missed a dozen i can think of. didn't say that obvs#i don't know i am. tired. of everything. and i had a long and good conversation with an older woman from church last night (mother of the#boy. i have confided in her before she's great)#she's hte only person irl who now knows about the second suicide attempt (tho she doesn't know it was the second) and she was encouraging m#to see the psych and escalate care#but all day ive been regretting telling the psych or bro or anyone honestly#it would be so much EASIER to have said nothing and gone through with my plan#i wouldn't trust myself not to rn if i had access#i mean. i know multiple ways in this room i could kill myself. but i won't#there's a couple of specific methods that are most of the thoughts usually so they're the specific ones i gotta watch out for more if that#makes sense#ooh gosh im rambling i should shut up xD#personal#puddleglum hours
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I feel like an archaeologist unearthing ancient relics when actually I am just rediscovering late '00s-early '10s Lady Gaga songs
#like bro i was literally alive and heard them play on the radio#I'm like if Columbus knew that he hadn't reached India and also didn't do genocide and was just vibing#speaking of Columbus (specifically his Day)#I'm all for replacing it with indigenous people's day#but we should give the Italians a little other something#as a treat#my proposition: Mario and Luigi Day#everyone gets big fake mustaches and overalls and green and red hats and shirts#and lugs around a giant 10 pound wrench#(that's 10kg for you non-americans out there)#and then everyone buys wine from their local 'Italian couple that has a grape arbor in their backyard because why not'#trust me there's only good things that would come from a bunch of cosplayers getting absolutely shitfaced together#the Italians would truly feel appreciated
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I was putting off the finale of Foundation til the ✨ right moment ✨
and tell me why that show put me through the seven stages of grief in ONE FUCKING EPISODE
#foundation season 2#foundation apple tv#so Hari was dead AGAIN and now he’s not??#then Salvor FUCKING DIED?!#and Glawen was BLOWN UP#so Bel just like casually sacrificed himself#but GLAWEN WAS ALIVE IN THE VAULT THE WHOLE TIME#that’s some Romeo and Juliet shit right there#and Bel THREW CLEON XVII out of the AIR LOCK like Jesus Christ#and I don’t think I’ll ever emotionally recover from Demerzel killing Dusk like that man was a sweet bean who didn’t deserve it#and enjoiner rue is dead too kill me#and don’t get me STARTED on Dawn and Sareth running off together to have their little happy ever after with their baby I’m going to SCREAM#it’s what my little ray of sunshine deserved#and hober is dead too?!?!#but poly isn’t thank god#but hober!!!#I don’t trust these writers surely not bro#they killed the entire cast once just let us have one of them back#surely they can’t keep hober bel and salvor dead?#they’ll bring back one right?#right???#this show gives me fucking whiplash
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@driftwood-creature ‘s fic got me thinking about the awkward drive home after isenfier and I am morally and contractually obligated to draw the blorbos in Situations
(Also go read it, it’s very good 😤😤)
#the last dragon chronicles#tldc#tam farrell#zanna martindale#david rain#lucy pennykettle#bella tldc#tldc bella#? bro idk#it’s not blood they’re just filthy on account of the being buried alive and in mortal combat etc#yknow casual saturday things#also ‘the drive back after isenfier’ <- guy who has thought about this so much he forgot it’s not canon#it is to me <3 okay#bella is just happy to be there and I don’t think tam should be driving tbh#can anyone else even drive? zanna maybe? lucy’s too young and also I don’t trust her. david absolutely not.#ragnar art
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I need agent 4 to appear in side order soooo badly I do not care in what context I just need to put Jim and Mark in the same room please please I'm desperate
#rat rambles#oc posting#splat posting#an agent 4 boss fight could be fun but tbh idrc if theyre a major part of anything I just want them to appear somewhere there#as far as my orbo blorbos tho a boss fight could be soooo juicy#mark and jim only met after their seperate rock bottoms and during their recovery arcs#so the idea of seeing them be put into a low neither of them have faced in years delights me#either way I will be having big boy thoughts abt then once side order comes out#since even if 4 doesnt appear in side order Im forcing jim in there one way or another lol#their t4t cringe is real <3#bro mark is going to be so pissed off abt being in a damn building again until dedfish shows up then hes going to be all for this adventure#just him staring with big wet eyes as they say some basic tutorial shit like they just said the most earthshattering thing ever#hes also glad to have pearl with him even if the two bitch at eachother a lot#hes also low key glad marina isn't there but like guiltily so#if jim is anywhere in there shes having a panic attack over not being able to contact marie#jim would ofc be freaking out over mark too but marie is like The most important person to them#thats their sister and best friend and also the person who saved their life both figuratively and literally#they would almost certainly not be alive if they never met marie and if they were theyd be in a horrible place on every level#marie was also the first person jim ever grew to truly trust so basically yeah she means the world to them#mark is super important to her too of course but she doesnt rely on him in the same way as she does on marie#mark I assume will have no reason to assume jim is there too but theres no way to know for sure so Ill not dwell on that too much#but mark is generally less prone to panic than jim mostly due to their childhood environments and stuff#so while he'll definitely worry abt jim itd be more him missing her and hoping shes not freaking out too hard than panic#in a way itd almost be exciting to him to maybe get a chance to do actual agent work with jim#like I said they only met post their seperate shitstorms so they didn't even know they were both agents until jim introduced mark to marie#well more like introduced mark to marie as a way to say this one is good be nicies to him#well more so this one is mine Im the only one allowed to bully him but you can pick on him too once he likes you enough#mark is just sitting there like holy shit what the fuck why is she here what do you fucking mean shes that sister you always talk abt#not a day goes by where hes not forced to confront one of his ex crushes fkfndkdb#poor little straight boy all his ex crushes and his current girlfriend keep making him do fortinte dances
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I'm gonna cry that cannot be the end. oh my god. oh my god
#so many thoughts most of them distraught. im so hung up on j.esper. does he get a character arc in the next book or does the author decide#to hate him. ohvfbhf and k.az will never trust him again :[ where the hell is n.ina and k.uwei again. did i.nej just get taken into the sky#hgghhg. and p.ekka r.ollins is alive and we have to go after v.an e.ck and j.esper hates himself and he probably has good reason to#and w.ylan will never look the same and i dont know where the story is gonna go now and it makes me sad#bro and now i have to wait to get the next book. i dont even know what the next book is. i think there's spin offs too#im seriously so sad about j.esper though. i was so concerned when he wondered what else p.ekka r.ollins said#ughh and god they arent gonna fix k.az and j.esper's relationship huh. j.esper was eventually right that k.az didnt trust him#it makes me so sad that he might not be able to earn it. like im actually so distraught about this#i dont know what to do now. like what do i do. what do i do#orbit reacts#six of crows spoilers
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No bc the more and more I think about Bruce quest I’m just embarrassed at how tim stans took it bc that’s literally tim being his worst self and thinking that since he knows he’s in a bad state he’s accommodating for it (he’s absolutely fuckin not) and keeping so many of his thoughts and feelings on hold that he’s like “hey ✋🏾😄” and nothing else when he sees his dead best friend he tried to clone hundreds of times in front of him. And it’s also that people ignore the sheer desperation of that journey because they want him to be a misunderstood genius in the weirdest way like that journey was not about getting Bruce back it was about PROVING that Bruce could be brought back and the futility of it on paper along with tim KNOWING he’s right (but also he HAS been grieving and the league IS manipulative and who’s he to say he’s better or smarter than the whole Justice league?) is what makes it so gut wrenching because he’s not bringing his dad back hes proving there’s a sliver of a chance he CAN be brought back (which the JL took care of I cannot emphasize enough that tim was just basically gathering info here). And it’s insane to me because that is vastly more interesting than “everyone called tim crazy even though he’s the only one who had hope in Bruce and he had to go bring him back all by himself” like whatever
#and on the hope front#fandom framing this as a trust in Batman thing is soooo#Like no tim was in fact insane for thinking this dead and buried man was time traveled back#I forgot but I’m like 90% sure ppl only believed him when a fake bruce body was there in a crisis#don’t ask me if it’s necromancy or being dug up I don’t remember but I am NOT wrong I’m like 80% sure#and even tho I’m only 70% sure on that front no it’s not ridiculous to say that they needed to see evidence to think bruce was alive bc an#MORDECAIII LMAOOOO#sorry that name kills me everytime#anyways yah it’s not crazy to think he’s reaching bc an ancestor from fucking bc was undocumented#like that was his proof bro that mordecai wayne didn’t have any papers#anyways most of this post was wishy washy bc I started to reread and then was like i could be doing literally anything else like scratching#a fork on a plate or slamming my hand into door over and over than reading a tim comic#shoutout to Damian’s ‘I let you get that hit in bc u have nothing else to be proud about’#HE EATS EVERYTIMME
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Another cr1 au I can't get out of my head that I desperately need to read and/or write: basically Cassandra fully rejecting her de Rolo name and status and refusing to lead Whitestone post- saving the city. ur problem now Percy!
Cassandra was not lying and she later stuck to her words when she called herself a Briarwood. As far as she knew, she was the last surviving de Rolo for the five years post her recapture, and with the Briarwoods charming her, torturing her, keeping her under their thumbs for five long years, being a de Rolo wasn't really a choice anymore, was it?
But then when Percy came back, made himself known for the first time in five years, what could've been relief, hope, or even pride at seeing another de Rolo alive after the years, instead she felt nothing but fury. He was alive after all these years, and never thought to make contact? Not only did he leave her for dead, but never once considered her survival? Despite being stuck with the Briarwoods, she still had contacts throughout the city, and not once through the years did someone report back with note of the survival of one Percival de Rolo. But now he comes back, and thinks she should be grateful?
Yes, of course she's relieved by the death of the Briarwoods. She may have considered herself a Briarwood alongside them, but they still made her life near insufferable.
Her brother reappearing into her life, however, after five long years of suffering and then acting like things could go back to normal? Cassandra no longer has a sense of normalcy and has long since abandoned the de Rolo name and lifestyle. What has being a de Rolo done for her, other than having her entire family slaughtered and everything else taken away from her? Being a Briarwood, however, at least ensured her survival with her new "family".
So when Percival states his desire to restore the de Rolo legacy, yet thinks he is not capable of leading the land- what, like she is? She, who no longer claims the de Rolo name, who has not thought of Percival as her brother since he left her for dead all those years ago?
That's fine with her, if he chooses not to have any part in leading Whitestone, but he cannot expect her to lead in his place. She will have no part in leading the lands that helped keep her captive over the years, and will not reclaim the name that was stolen from her and desecrated with only her to witness.
(tl;dr I don't think it was fair for percy to run from + shove the responsibilities of leading Whitestone on cassandra not long after learning of her survival, and I think she has the right to be angry and say "no frick that" and let percy figure it all out himself! Let there be complicated de Rolo sibling feelings, let there be anger and hurt! Gimme that angst!)
#maddie liveblogs critical role#drabble tag#cmon there's Gotta be an existing fic like this#I have searched nearly every single cassandra&percy fic and nothing comes up and I'm so disappointed#I want more fleshed out complicated messy cassandra feelings! esp irt percy!#matt mentioned cassandra started feeling that anger post-canon. but what if she felt it as soon as she saw percy come back.#there's gotta be so much feeling of hurt and betrayal esp w 'you left me' and w percy just wanting things to go back to normal-#yeah that ain't gonna fly bro! she could be so mean to him and percy would accept and believe it 100%#but if cassandra refuses to rule- what will percy do about it?#step down from adventuring and leave the chroma conclave and vecna and everything to the rest of vm?#continue w vm and trust that the council will take care of his city fairly in his absence and without his input?#(is he even a de Rolo/noble of Whitestone if he leaves and has zero input on how things are run? that's gotta weigh heavy on him)#just thinking of all the angst from both cass pov and percy pov#cass mentally disowning percy bc he left her for dead! never once came back until way too late! now wants things to go back to normal??#percy getting whiplash from the relief of finding cass alive to the pain of her being furious and wanting nothing to do w him#and like. everything afterwards? that's all up to him. what's he gonna do w everything.#he was so happy to have a sister again just for her to rip it away from him#and yeah he's not fit to rule whitestone! but is he gonna accept handing it off to someone else (a non de Rolo) in his place?#there's just so much angst going on from every perspective and I'm just rolling around in it#don't make me write this all myself!!
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you ready ? | carlos sainz
summary; when one time in ibiza, you made a deal with a random spanish man that if if in 5 years you weren't dating someone you would marry him... it's been 5 years !
pairing; carlos sainz x diplomat!reader
warnings; swearing ?? english isn't my first language !
an; also i'm taking requests pleaseeeeee give me scenarios i would gladly make them
fc; chiara king
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yourusername me after doing handstands in the pool to impress him but see ya in 5 years ig
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carlossainz55 fell in love with her way before that deal trust me ! can't believe i actually get to call you MY wife after 3 years of relationship and the best years of my life, i love you y/n more than you could ever imagine ❤️
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yourbestfriend WELP I LOVE YOU GUYS
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yourusername made the deal for the plot but actually found my soulmate on the way, i love you carlos ! you're the love of my life ❤️
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