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radahn: literally gets blasted directly in the face with the scarlet aeonia and has been rotting for like 100 years or something idk. then we fucking kill him
my delusional ass: maybe he survived somehow
#this is not for funny this is for serious#hes alive bro trust me#my source is the man himself (god)#i would say radahn was gonna go see him but he ate one too many corpses he going to hell#general radahn#starscourge radahn#elden ring
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rip chuck you would've loved bullying gally for his shitty wifi when playing dress to impress
#chuck tmr#the maze runner#maze runner#the maze runner newt#chuck is alive and well btw#he's not dead#trust me bro
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!!! BSD ch. 109 spoilers !!!
#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs memes#dazai osamu#soukoku#i’m so sorry#he IS alive though#source? trust me bro#(asagiri just likes to troll us that’s all!!!!)
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Gossiping 'Distance communication'
I know that Mithrun should have his own fairy imitating Kabru's facial expressions when he talks instead of one that looks exactly like him, but…this was cuter shhhhh. Do you see my vision. Maybe they traded fairies, idk.
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Kabru: /talks nonstop about the Kingdom's changes and asks about the canaries Mithrun:…………………………… I'm making noodles Kabru: Babe, that's awesome
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#mithrun#kabru#kabru of utaya#dungeon meshi spoilers#adding the tag just in case#don't look up how the fairies in Dungeon Meshi are made#I read about it and regretted it as much as Marcille did#they are super cute but it's not good#Source: Trust me bro#In one of the extra comics you can see Pattadol's fairy grabbing some cake so yeah the lil homunculi eat#Which makes sense since they are alive with organs and such#Kabru looked so sad when he found Mithrun's one half eaten by the shapeshifter and it was darkly hilarious that Mithrun couldn't care less#my art
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Screenshots of the final round I took to cope
Posting more so Till fans COME GET YOUR FOOD
#alien stage#alnst#alnst till#alnst mizi#till alien stage#alien stage till#more like come get your last supper but...#Hes alive trust me bro#i saw him breathe when i closed my eyes
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Pov: the end of round six
alternative version under cut (:
#he was just playing with ketchup#ivan is alive#trust me bro#Delulu is the solulu#alnst#alnst ivan#alnst till#alnst round 6#alien stage ivan#alien stage till#alien stage#alien stage round 6#ivantill#I got bored
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STOP MAKING LEONARDO SUICIDAL.
#rottmnt#I’m so fucking done I just want comfort TEENAGE Leo fic where no one thinks he’s fucking suicidal#a circumstance in a fic could push him that way#but that is NOT his default#like fuck dude please actually tell me what the other 3 could have done#other than work together to get Leo out#I get he knows he might not have made it out#but to dismiss the ‘took you guys long enough quote#to just be another one liner#instead of a way to sum up his character arc to show he actually is trusting his team#he just needs to work on communication now#it’s a disservice to the character#the fucker wants to live he survived in the apocalypse he just doesn’t want to live without his bros#and his bros don’t want to live without him#see everyone fucking sacrificing themselves in the apocalypse to keep him and Mikey alive#and then Mikey pulls a similar move TWICE#oh but MIKEY’S not suicidal he’s just following Leo BULLSHIT#IM JUST SOOOOOOOOO FRUSTRATED#I WANT LEO WHUMP I WANT DONNIE STRESSING OUT#I DO NOT WANT 3 PARAGRAPHS DEDICATED TO A SUICIDAL THOUGHT PROCESS#FIND A NEW KINK OMG
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Also i'm like 100 pages into the left hand of darkness and i know, i can smell it on the book, that they're going to bond Somehow, but right now it's just estraven being like "h-" and genly immediately going "BOOOOO WE HATE YOUR ?? pussy?? (???)"
#posts by me#i personally do trust estraven he seems to genuinely want to keep genly alive#why is genly like this#''man fuck estraven for telling me vital information abt politics around me. now the mood is ruined'' dude what?????#he is trying to keep you from being shanked in a dark alley. bro what is wrong with you#he literally just told a room full of politicians ''if i get killed here the other aliens won't avenge me or anything :)''#is he just bad at his job?????????‽
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"i mess up things and then i don't have the energy to fix them up" yes brain true sentence but no brain the appropriate response is NOT "therefore i should kill myself (and here's how)"
#tw suicide#i wish i was joking#i am just so so tired of keeping myself alive! can't someone else do it for a change? or better yet kill me??#said something to the emergency room psych#she queried it and i confirmed i had said precisely what i intended#she blinked and said 'i usually hear that from jaded forty year olds not twenty year olds'#i won't share what because it was a highly specific explanation of precisely how i might see myself suiciding or how/whether i thought i#could. she asked me and i answered. apparently she wasn't expecting that level of detail and confidence#is it funny to anyone else that i always struggle with confidence but i can confidently tell her specifics about suicide thoughts?#this is reminding me of the fifteen year old yesterday i was conversing with and he randomly started listing all the suicide methods he#could think of and i was internally like you missed a dozen i can think of. didn't say that obvs#i don't know i am. tired. of everything. and i had a long and good conversation with an older woman from church last night (mother of the#boy. i have confided in her before she's great)#she's hte only person irl who now knows about the second suicide attempt (tho she doesn't know it was the second) and she was encouraging m#to see the psych and escalate care#but all day ive been regretting telling the psych or bro or anyone honestly#it would be so much EASIER to have said nothing and gone through with my plan#i wouldn't trust myself not to rn if i had access#i mean. i know multiple ways in this room i could kill myself. but i won't#there's a couple of specific methods that are most of the thoughts usually so they're the specific ones i gotta watch out for more if that#makes sense#ooh gosh im rambling i should shut up xD#personal#puddleglum hours
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I feel like an archaeologist unearthing ancient relics when actually I am just rediscovering late '00s-early '10s Lady Gaga songs
#like bro i was literally alive and heard them play on the radio#I'm like if Columbus knew that he hadn't reached India and also didn't do genocide and was just vibing#speaking of Columbus (specifically his Day)#I'm all for replacing it with indigenous people's day#but we should give the Italians a little other something#as a treat#my proposition: Mario and Luigi Day#everyone gets big fake mustaches and overalls and green and red hats and shirts#and lugs around a giant 10 pound wrench#(that's 10kg for you non-americans out there)#and then everyone buys wine from their local 'Italian couple that has a grape arbor in their backyard because why not'#trust me there's only good things that would come from a bunch of cosplayers getting absolutely shitfaced together#the Italians would truly feel appreciated
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I was putting off the finale of Foundation til the ✨ right moment ✨
and tell me why that show put me through the seven stages of grief in ONE FUCKING EPISODE
#foundation season 2#foundation apple tv#so Hari was dead AGAIN and now he’s not??#then Salvor FUCKING DIED?!#and Glawen was BLOWN UP#so Bel just like casually sacrificed himself#but GLAWEN WAS ALIVE IN THE VAULT THE WHOLE TIME#that’s some Romeo and Juliet shit right there#and Bel THREW CLEON XVII out of the AIR LOCK like Jesus Christ#and I don’t think I’ll ever emotionally recover from Demerzel killing Dusk like that man was a sweet bean who didn’t deserve it#and enjoiner rue is dead too kill me#and don’t get me STARTED on Dawn and Sareth running off together to have their little happy ever after with their baby I’m going to SCREAM#it’s what my little ray of sunshine deserved#and hober is dead too?!?!#but poly isn’t thank god#but hober!!!#I don’t trust these writers surely not bro#they killed the entire cast once just let us have one of them back#surely they can’t keep hober bel and salvor dead?#they’ll bring back one right?#right???#this show gives me fucking whiplash
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@driftwood-creature ‘s fic got me thinking about the awkward drive home after isenfier and I am morally and contractually obligated to draw the blorbos in Situations
(Also go read it, it’s very good 😤😤)
#the last dragon chronicles#tldc#tam farrell#zanna martindale#david rain#lucy pennykettle#bella tldc#tldc bella#? bro idk#it’s not blood they’re just filthy on account of the being buried alive and in mortal combat etc#yknow casual saturday things#also ‘the drive back after isenfier’ <- guy who has thought about this so much he forgot it’s not canon#it is to me <3 okay#bella is just happy to be there and I don’t think tam should be driving tbh#can anyone else even drive? zanna maybe? lucy’s too young and also I don’t trust her. david absolutely not.#ragnar art
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I need agent 4 to appear in side order soooo badly I do not care in what context I just need to put Jim and Mark in the same room please please I'm desperate
#rat rambles#oc posting#splat posting#an agent 4 boss fight could be fun but tbh idrc if theyre a major part of anything I just want them to appear somewhere there#as far as my orbo blorbos tho a boss fight could be soooo juicy#mark and jim only met after their seperate rock bottoms and during their recovery arcs#so the idea of seeing them be put into a low neither of them have faced in years delights me#either way I will be having big boy thoughts abt then once side order comes out#since even if 4 doesnt appear in side order Im forcing jim in there one way or another lol#their t4t cringe is real <3#bro mark is going to be so pissed off abt being in a damn building again until dedfish shows up then hes going to be all for this adventure#just him staring with big wet eyes as they say some basic tutorial shit like they just said the most earthshattering thing ever#hes also glad to have pearl with him even if the two bitch at eachother a lot#hes also low key glad marina isn't there but like guiltily so#if jim is anywhere in there shes having a panic attack over not being able to contact marie#jim would ofc be freaking out over mark too but marie is like The most important person to them#thats their sister and best friend and also the person who saved their life both figuratively and literally#they would almost certainly not be alive if they never met marie and if they were theyd be in a horrible place on every level#marie was also the first person jim ever grew to truly trust so basically yeah she means the world to them#mark is super important to her too of course but she doesnt rely on him in the same way as she does on marie#mark I assume will have no reason to assume jim is there too but theres no way to know for sure so Ill not dwell on that too much#but mark is generally less prone to panic than jim mostly due to their childhood environments and stuff#so while he'll definitely worry abt jim itd be more him missing her and hoping shes not freaking out too hard than panic#in a way itd almost be exciting to him to maybe get a chance to do actual agent work with jim#like I said they only met post their seperate shitstorms so they didn't even know they were both agents until jim introduced mark to marie#well more like introduced mark to marie as a way to say this one is good be nicies to him#well more so this one is mine Im the only one allowed to bully him but you can pick on him too once he likes you enough#mark is just sitting there like holy shit what the fuck why is she here what do you fucking mean shes that sister you always talk abt#not a day goes by where hes not forced to confront one of his ex crushes fkfndkdb#poor little straight boy all his ex crushes and his current girlfriend keep making him do fortinte dances
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I'm gonna cry that cannot be the end. oh my god. oh my god
#so many thoughts most of them distraught. im so hung up on j.esper. does he get a character arc in the next book or does the author decide#to hate him. ohvfbhf and k.az will never trust him again :[ where the hell is n.ina and k.uwei again. did i.nej just get taken into the sky#hgghhg. and p.ekka r.ollins is alive and we have to go after v.an e.ck and j.esper hates himself and he probably has good reason to#and w.ylan will never look the same and i dont know where the story is gonna go now and it makes me sad#bro and now i have to wait to get the next book. i dont even know what the next book is. i think there's spin offs too#im seriously so sad about j.esper though. i was so concerned when he wondered what else p.ekka r.ollins said#ughh and god they arent gonna fix k.az and j.esper's relationship huh. j.esper was eventually right that k.az didnt trust him#it makes me so sad that he might not be able to earn it. like im actually so distraught about this#i dont know what to do now. like what do i do. what do i do#orbit reacts#six of crows spoilers
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i cant kill myself aumtzi maught isnt back yet
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you ready ? | carlos sainz
summary; when one time in ibiza, you made a deal with a random spanish man that if if in 5 years you weren't dating someone you would marry him... it's been 5 years !
pairing; carlos sainz x diplomat!reader
warnings; swearing ?? english isn't my first language !
an; also i'm taking requests pleaseeeeee give me scenarios i would gladly make them
fc; chiara king
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yourusername - 2016
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yourusername me after doing handstands in the pool to impress him but see ya in 5 years ig
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carlossainz55 I hope so !
yourbestfriend that is a crazy bet but i'm here for it
yourfriend1 damn you're stunning
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yourfriend3 yummy
username mmhm why is carlos liking and commenting ??
▮ username literally ahaha no way the f1 gossip pages still haven't found this
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yourbestfriend thank god cause i couldn't stand that ugly rat
▮ yourfriend1 and he had the audacity to cheat !
▮ yourusername gotta get that rebound tonight
yourbestfriend i need you to stop traveling, i can assume you pookie no need to work and leave me every monday
▮ yourusername ily babe but i'm not gonna fuck up 10 years of studies for you <3
▮ yourbestfriend well i tried, ...
▮ yourbestfriend GIRL HOLD ON HOLD TF UP CHECK YOUR MESSAGES
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yourusername - 2021
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yourusername i love my job
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carlossainz55 so... it's been 5 years ! you still up ?
▮ yourusername omg carlos hi
▮ carlossainz55 yeah hi y/n (liked by author)
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▮ username WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
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▮ yourusername no youre gonna distract me and yk i can't say no to you
▮ yourbestfriend i promise we'll go out only the last day !
▮ yourusername ok we might have a deal
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yourfriendwhichisamale loveeee never knew what i was missing
▮ yourusername bro if you don't shut up you're gonna make me fumble
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carlossainz55 - 2024
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carlossainz55 fell in love with her way before that deal trust me ! can't believe i actually get to call you MY wife after 3 years of relationship and the best years of my life, i love you y/n more than you could ever imagine ❤️
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yourbestfriend WELP I LOVE YOU GUYS
yourusername i love you too carlos and i think you've got an idea of how much i love you
maxverstappen1 congrats guys, i'm so proud of you guys and also for being part of that deal 😆❤️
▮ carlossainz55 shush that's a secret
▮ yourusername YOU WERE INVOLVED ?
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▮ oscarpiastri i'm gonna hold your hand when i'll say this
▮ yourusername yeah sorry norris
yourusername - lake como
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yourusername made the deal for the plot but actually found my soulmate on the way, i love you carlos ! you're the love of my life ❤️
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yourbestfriend the way this story ended is my roman empire
username she's beautiful
username i knew this wedding wouldn't disappoint after seeing y/n's aesthetic
▮ username she's literally a diplomat and he's literally an f1 driver i was excepting something as big as they served us !
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carmenmmundt wedding of the year !! thank you for inviting george and i it was an incredible experience !
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