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I need agent 4 to appear in side order soooo badly I do not care in what context I just need to put Jim and Mark in the same room please please I'm desperate
#rat rambles#oc posting#splat posting#an agent 4 boss fight could be fun but tbh idrc if theyre a major part of anything I just want them to appear somewhere there#as far as my orbo blorbos tho a boss fight could be soooo juicy#mark and jim only met after their seperate rock bottoms and during their recovery arcs#so the idea of seeing them be put into a low neither of them have faced in years delights me#either way I will be having big boy thoughts abt then once side order comes out#since even if 4 doesnt appear in side order Im forcing jim in there one way or another lol#their t4t cringe is real <3#bro mark is going to be so pissed off abt being in a damn building again until dedfish shows up then hes going to be all for this adventure#just him staring with big wet eyes as they say some basic tutorial shit like they just said the most earthshattering thing ever#hes also glad to have pearl with him even if the two bitch at eachother a lot#hes also low key glad marina isn't there but like guiltily so#if jim is anywhere in there shes having a panic attack over not being able to contact marie#jim would ofc be freaking out over mark too but marie is like The most important person to them#thats their sister and best friend and also the person who saved their life both figuratively and literally#they would almost certainly not be alive if they never met marie and if they were theyd be in a horrible place on every level#marie was also the first person jim ever grew to truly trust so basically yeah she means the world to them#mark is super important to her too of course but she doesnt rely on him in the same way as she does on marie#mark I assume will have no reason to assume jim is there too but theres no way to know for sure so Ill not dwell on that too much#but mark is generally less prone to panic than jim mostly due to their childhood environments and stuff#so while he'll definitely worry abt jim itd be more him missing her and hoping shes not freaking out too hard than panic#in a way itd almost be exciting to him to maybe get a chance to do actual agent work with jim#like I said they only met post their seperate shitstorms so they didn't even know they were both agents until jim introduced mark to marie#well more like introduced mark to marie as a way to say this one is good be nicies to him#well more so this one is mine Im the only one allowed to bully him but you can pick on him too once he likes you enough#mark is just sitting there like holy shit what the fuck why is she here what do you fucking mean shes that sister you always talk abt#not a day goes by where hes not forced to confront one of his ex crushes fkfndkdb#poor little straight boy all his ex crushes and his current girlfriend keep making him do fortinte dances
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Hiya! I figured it was high time I make an intro post :3
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so cringe, but i love u <3
chapter 1: gillette razor
wc; 3385. tags/warnings; maybe ooc .T4T RAAAGGHHHH!! Trans horangi. Trans könig. 5+1 Things. sorry if könig is ooc. also horangi might be ooc. I TRYING. idk i based his AUDHD on mine so :P. same with könig's social anxiety. author is nd. Author is trans. she/he/they könig. transfem könig. im trying my best ;-;. not beta read. (some) events based/inspired on stuff in author's real life. possible grammatical errors. mentions of sex. body/gender dysmorphia. mentions of needles (T-shot). vomiting. PISS (not in a sexual way đ). grossness/unsanitariness. konig is a bit of a slob (lmk if I missed anything!)
a/n: i posted this on ao3 back in mid-october, but been too busy/forgot to post it here...oops ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ. i was deadass thinking about leaving this (I've been in a creativity flunk, I hate my art and my writing), but then I remembered I made this /for/ someone basically, and I'm no quiter!!!!! đȘđœ I'm the youngest of 5 siblings and lived in a full house, so most these icks are based on things they've done/do. i project heavily onto the characters so they might be OOC. also, horangi is used for on-base settings and hong-jin is used when he's just a civilian/off-base.
pairing: kim "horangi" hong-jin/könig
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Moving in with a partner is always awkward.Â
You have to accommodate their living style, how they run things, a new environment, and just living with another person in general (which differs greatly from living with siblings- take it from Hong-Jin who grew up with four sisters).
During their first time on leave together, they instantly noticed things about each other that were never brought to light while on base.
Konig was an early riser (not by choice, just by force of habit), while Hong-Jin liked to sleep in, especially without the sound of an alarm clock waking him at the asscrack of dawn.
(It had actually taken some time before they shared a bed. The first time Hong-Jin even suggested it, Konig exhaled and swallowed an entire chunk of bread whole, before proceeding to cough up the mushy bits as Hong-Jin patted his back too hard.)
At first, Konig found it cute as Horangi tried to pull them back to bed, mumbling and pushing his face further into the pillows. And if she did need to wake Hong-Jin up, heâd wake up grumpy, sitting in bed with a sleepy scowl for about 10 minutes (with some additional complaints or an ogle at Konig as he got dressed) before slipping out of the comfort of bed and also getting ready.Â
The two had gotten comfortable enough to share the bathroom, mainly while brushing their teeth or enjoying a nice shower together with or without any funny business is up to you to decide .
Two toothbrushes, one that looked hardly used besides leftover moisture and one with bristles so flattened it was a surprise the owner still had enamel on their teeth, leaned against each other in a little decorative cup Konig picked up from the thrift store. It was old, its design- different varieties of cats in beachwear- having worn off and the plastic was graying a bit.
The bathroom air was moist and hot as Hong-Jin entered, Konig not bothering to lock the door knowing heâd come in whenever he finished grumbling over not being able to sleep through the morning. The shower ran hot as steam wafted past the thin shower curtains and Konig hummed a tune. A mix of incoherent words and hushed melodies resonated from her chest and throat. Hong-Jin smirked and with help from the see-through curtains, poked Konig in the tummy through the PVC.Â
Konig gasped, and pulled the curtain to the side, only allowing his head and shoulders to peek through. Hong-Jin grinned and relished at the sight of Konigâs slick and freckled skin. There was a tint of pinkness to it from the hot water cascading out of the shower head. Their hair was sticking to their forehead, the curls now slicked with water and shiny.
âGood morning.â Hong-Jin purred. He thought about joining Konig, but he didnât smell and wasnât really in the mood for shower sex.
âAh! What was that for?â Konig let out a huff of amusement and shot her partner back a cheeky smirk.
Hong-Jin just shrugged and leaned back against the bathroom sink. âJust felt like it.â
âWant to join me?â Konig asked, using his hand to wipe some excess water from his face, huffing like a seal clearing its nose.
Hong-Jin just shrugged again, turning around to face the fogged-up mirror. âNeh,â He absently drew a smiley face in the mirror's condensation coating.Â
âNot in the mood for sex.â he thought.
He shouldnât say that, thatâs forward. Plus, Konig might find that weirdâŠyeah, donât say that. Think of something else-.
âNot in the mood for sex.â
â What?! â Konig gaped.
âWhat?â Hong-Jin turned around and awkwardly stared at Konigâs shocked face.
âAre you in the mood for sex?â
âWhat, no I just said I wasnât.â Konig blinked and his eyebrows furrowed with confusion.
âSo whyâd you mention it? Does me showering turn you on?â
Hong-Jin blinked hard, doing a double take. And I thought I was forward, geez! âNo! I mean, yes!...No, sometimes?âÂ
What the fuck was this conversation even???
âAre you turned on right now?â Konig asked, probably just trying to fill the awkward silence and also trying to understand the reason behind Hong-Jinâs initial response.
âNo! Iâm not turned on, Iâm normal, IâmâŠI need to pee!â
And with that, Hong-Jin pulled the curtain back to hide himself from Konig and practically slammed the toilet lid open, signaling to Konig to not peek past the curtains and also to drop the conversation.
Once he was sure she was back to bathing herself, he did his business. Making sure not to flush (to save Konig from getting burned alive from the already hot water getting hotter), Hong-Jin washed his hands and began brushing his teeth. âDo you need help with your T-shot today?â Konig asked, now that the awkwardness had disappeared from the previous conversation. Hong-Jin spits in the sink, cupping his hands and gurgling the water. The water was colder than usual, probably from the mintiness of the toothpaste residue, and chilled the teeth were cracked and sensitive. âYeah, thatâd be nice,â Hong-Jin said, wiping the excess foam that dribbled out his mouth and began splashing water in his face.Â
Konig liked helping with Hong-Jinâs T-shot. He could do it by himself, but sometimes he wouldnât stab hard enough, or seeing the needle go in made his chest tighten. But the domestic sight of Konigâs big hand engulfing one of his thighs and having her other hand slowly sticking the needle into the fat made Hong-Jin want Konig by his bedside, at his beck and call if he batted his eyelashes innocently enough.
(Sometimes Konig thought about starting up on estrogen. They wouldnât mind if they were born a girl. The thought of wearing a bra made him feel dirty like she was some pervert who was faking her identity. Word would go around that KorTacâs titan colonel was a tranny who thought he was a girl and wore a bra. The thought of rumors and the loss of her reputation all because she wanted to express herself made her stomach churn and a sense of dread ran down his spine.Â
But why should he care?!...well, he did care a lot .
Years of being made fun of and looked down upon (not literally of course) would all be down the drain. His secret was safe with Hong-Jin, his partner, and Horangi, his teammate.)
âAnd what do you sayâŠ?â Konig teased, a grin present in the tone of her voice. Through the curtain, Konig was washing off his body, splashing water on his face and running his fingers through his hair.
Hong-Jin just scowled, rolling his eyes and flushing the toilet, letting the scolding water pour down onto his cocky girlfriend. âAh ah! HeiĂ! So verdammt heiĂ!â (Hot! So fucking hot!) Konig yelped and rushed to turn off the water as their mischievous tiger of a boyfriend left the bathroom, chuckling quite proudly to himself.Â
The rest of the morning was casual. The two went about their typical routine, it was nothing special; making breakfast, and doing minimal chores. Hong-Jin liked to go on a run before the sun was really shining, and Konig had some laundry to fold that heâd been putting off (his mama ainât raise him to be a slob, so having to walk past that pile every day made guilt tickle his stomach).Â
Hong-Jin had returned to the small apartment covered in a light sheen of sweat, adrenaline still running through his body. Walking into the bedroom, he fell back onto the bed, just nearly missing the neat stack of folded laundry with his leg.
Konig huffed, âBe careful, Iâm being helpful here.â Hong-Jin just responded with a huff of his own from deep within his chest and swung a leg over to land on Konigâs lap, which as a result, knocked off some clothes from the folded pile.Â
âHey! Vorsichtig! â Konig pouted and gave a smack to Hong-Jinâs calf. He could only smile and snuggle into the pillow.
âTiredâŠâ Was all Hong-Jin replied with, turning onto his side, being mindful of his leg now and inhaling the musk and scent on Konigâs pillow. It smelt of pine-scented body wash and 3-in-1.
Konig exhaled once more, re-folding the messed up clothes but allowing Hong-Jin to keep his leg on her lap.
âWe need food,â Hong-Jin mumbled, eyes still closed.
Konig just hummed, â JaâŠÂ â
Hong-Jin let his hand find its way to Konigâs thigh, squeezing a bit, âCome with me?â Hong-Jin tilted his head to peek up at his girlfriend. Konig just continued folding clothes, glancing over to meet their boyfriendâs gaze.
âPerhaps-â
âGreat, let me go shower.â Hong-Jin shot up, once again knocking over some clothes (Konig scoffed and looked at Horagni with great offense).Â
He gathered some new clothes, threw his sweaty workout clothes in the battered hamper, and walked into the bathroom.Â
The shower knobs were adjusted to just the right water temperature. Absent-mindedly placing his hand on the sink while looking at himself in the mirror, he left something under his hand.
A small puddle of water. Nothing too bad. But in the water were tiny hairs, red hairs to be exact. Some were curly and some were just straight. Hong-Jin felt his skin crawl and immediately wiped his hands on a hand towel hanging nearby. He felt sick.
Was Konig always this gross? How can someone just leave behind such a mess and not think to clean it up? Did he just touch his shaven pubic hairs???
Hong-Jin shuddered, washing his hands once⊠then twice, and took a deep breath, analyzing the scene.
With a bit of an attitude, he walked out of the bathroom to Konig. She was putting away the clothes, reorganizing the ones that wouldnât fit in their dresser drawers. Everything was folded military-style, neat and compact.
âKonig,â Hong-Jin gritted his teeth. Konig looked back and blinked, â Ja ? Why the long face, tiger?â Hong-Jin just huffed and threw a thumb over his shoulder to the ajar bathroom door.
âYou left your fucking pubes on the bathroom sink.â His voice was sharp and annoyed. Konig blinked before flushing.
âOh.â
âYeah âohâ . Go clean it upâŠâ he took a big inhale and then exhaled. âPlease?â
Konig paused, looking to the floor, embarrassed, before glancing at Hong-Jin, and then making their way to the bathroom.
The sink was cleaned in no time and an apology kiss was planted atop Hong-Jinâs head, right on the side part of his hair. âIâm sorry,â Konig mumbled, lips still against his head, inhaling the scent of the hair oil Hong-Jin used.
Hong-Jin just gave a smile, it didnât reach his eyes but if it werenât for the arm sliding around her waist, Konig wouldâve assumed he was still upset with her.
âItâs fine, just gross.â Hong-Jinâs cheeks tinted in response to the kiss and he squeezed Konigâs love handle, causing the latter to stiffen.
And like promised, the sink was free of any hairs.
It seemed like that problem was resolved, Konig made sure to clean up after himself on the days when he did shave so everyone was happyâŠ
Until it wasnât.Â
The issue arose (again) one early morning when the sun was still asleep. It had been an evening of takeout, kissing, watching movies, kissing, a little drinking, making out, and like the old farts they are, snuggling in bed (with some more kissing and a messy handjob) before falling asleep to the sound of each otherâs hearts beating.
It was about 2 AM, and the outside world was quiet. Hong-Jinâs eyes fluttered open, cold hardening the corners and causing him to wince. Konig laid on his back, hairy chest and chunky stomach on display and snoring, not to the point of keeping Hong-Jin up, but putting him at ease when the night was too quiet.Â
(Hong-Jin loved how Konig ran hot, all that muscle and fat did wonders to circulate heat that was then shared with Hong-Jin, their loving boyfriend. The more fat on Konigâs body, the more there was for Hong-Jin to love. And Konig loved Hong-Jin's slim figure, his muscle and small tummy fit perfectly in his arms- two puzzle pieces that loved the skin-to-skin feeling.)
With cat-like stealth, Hong-Jin slipped from Konigâs big strong arms and ventured to the bathroom. The fluorescent overhead lights stung his eyes and he squinted his way to the toilet.Â
He went about doing his business, trying his best to keep his mind calm, usage of his sleepy brain would cause it to wake up and then heâd stay up on his phone until either Konig slid it under his pillow or he passed out from the blue light.Â
Before flushing, Hong-Jin could make out something in the toilet bowl (besides his piss). Did he get his period suddenly? No, it just ended last weekend.Â
Finally taking a second to rub his eyes and concentrate, he released it was pubes.
Instead of leaving them on the sink, Konig had used the toilet to shave. Fine in itself, Horangi did the same thing. But leaving them in the toilet and not flushing wasnât . She mustâve shaved after Horangi had been settled into bed that night.
Letting his curiosity get the best of him, Hong-Jin tore off a small bit of toilet paper and lifted the toilet lid, only to cringe and shoot his hand back, seeing as stray pieces of pubic hair littered the bare toilet bowl rim.
Hong-Jin shivered, he left dirty just looking at it. He quickly flushed the toilet along with the torn toilet paper and washed his hands and just above his wrists. He ended up being too angry to sleep before passing out two hours later, refusing to snuggle back up with Konig.
Even once they were back on base, Horangi seemed to notice this âickâ of Konigâs. It wasnât like he made an effort to look out for every stray hair of Konigâs, but with that gross memory in the front of his mind, he couldnât help it.
He had just happened to be walking to the locker room when Konig turned the corner, shoulders brushing.
âOh, hallo Horangi.â Konig seemed rather chipper this morning, maybe because Horangi had come back from a mission four days ago and she was happy to see him.
âKonig,â Horangi nodded his head. He was dressed in a plain green shirt and some cargo pants. The humidity of the base hallways made the fabric of his clothes and mask feel like they were sticking to his skin from all the sweat heâd built up while working out. It was a good thing heâd kept his sunglasses in his gym bag, the moisture would've sure collected underneath the frames.
âI heard about the mission you were on, good job meine KĂ€tzchen. â (my kitten) Konigâs eyes upturned through the eye holes of his mask, and they reached out to place a gentle hand on Horangiâs shoulder. Horangi scoffed, shrugging their hand off playfully, and scowled under his mask.
âYou know I hate that pet name.â Horangi narrowed his eyes at his taller lover but there was no real malice in his voice, in fact, he even blushed a bit under his mask, the hairs on the back of his neck standing up with flusteredness.
Konig just chuckled, before leaning down a bit, the fabric of his hood just barely touching Horangiâs cheek. âIf the circumstances were different, Iâm sure that pet name would be getting a much-needed rise out of you.~âÂ
There was a fluttery feeling in Horangiâs chest and he felt his skin heat up more and he licked his lips a bit.Â
With a quick glance at the open end of the hall, Horangi shifted their masks out of the way, letting himself venture underneath Konigâs and share a passionate kiss. With the built-up tension in the air, it quickly dissolved into a quick makeout session. The only thing to break them apart was the sound of a shower stall door slamming shut.Â
Konig was the one to pull back, a string of saliva quickly being lapped up by her and she grinned. The two were panting and Horangi was surely sweating more from the heat underneath Konigâs mask and building up below.
Goosebumps prickled Horangiâs skin and suddenly the air of the hallway wasn't as dry anymore, the layer of sweat cooling him down.Â
âIâm guessing meine kleines kĂ€tzchen will be âstopping byâ this evening?â Konig whispered, his soul patch rubbing against Horangiâs cheek as his lips brushed against his earlobe. His body was now boxing in Horangiâs, their most vulnerable parts brushing against each otherâs. Horangi bit his lip, slipping his mask back up.
âYes sir.â~ He purred. Then they parted their separate ways, both riled up and ready to jump each otherâs bones the next time they saw each other.
Later that night, long after Konig had finished his reports (that heâd procrastinated long enough getting done) and everyone had started settling down before lights out, Horangi had Konig straddle to the bed, moving his hips in an exotic and hypnotic way. Their masks and most of their clothes were tossed aside, leaving them both bare and vulnerable to each otherâs wandering hands and teeth.Â
Horangi hadn't expected to be so pent up from just a bit of teasing that afternoon, but god , if his giant girlfriend didnât destroy his insides by the end of the night, heâd lose his fucking mind.
He leaned down, pressing a sloppy kiss on his bite mark placed perfectly on their pulse point. Konig was panting, body flushed and reacting in malicious ways to Horangiâs teasing.Â
âWhere are your condoms at, big boy?â Horangi whispered, sucking another kiss onto their chest.
Konig sucked in a shaky breath and stammered to speak, â I-im badâŠbadezimmer- oh gottâŠÂ (In the bathroom- oh god)â Horangi tsked and rolled his hips into Konig causing her to whine.Â
âEnglish, ìŹëłŽâŠÂ ~ (Yeobo/Darling)â
With another whine and a flutter of her lashes, Konig was able to composure herself somewhat to divert from her mother tongue, âBathroomâŠm-medicine cabinet.âÂ
Reluctantly, Horangi peeled himself from Konig (who was practically about to burst), and upon flicking on the bathroom light, felt like ice water had been poured on him and the wetness down below was instantly dried.
The bathroom was as tidy as a man could have it, nothing out of the ordinary except for the sink which was COMPLETELY covered in shaven hairs. On the edge, next to his flattened toothbrush, was a simple black razor, the blades surprisingly clean with a few stray hairs caught between, like lettuce stuck between teeth.
âŠwell not completely, but it looked like the sink hadnât been shown a sliver of care, not a single good scrubbing (orâŠsome form of cleaning).
Horangiâs jaw dropped as he stood in the doorway of the small bathroom.Â
He felt sick, he wanted to spit up to get rid of this gross feeling all over his body- he felt contaminated.
Sure this wasnât Horangi's living space, (he was actually jealous Konig got his own private bathroom because of his ranking), but oh god the sight was gut-wrenching. Did they not see nothing wrong with just leaving their hair all over the sink, the place where they left their toothbrush that went in their mouth and that mouth and tongue swapped spit with him-
Konig shot up upon hearing Horangi retch, throwing himself to the toilet and regurgitating a mush of greasy mess hall food into the porcelain bowl.
âHong-Jin, are you ok?!â Kneeling down next to Horangi, he used one hand to swoop his hair out of his face and the other to softly rub circles on his back. Horangi groaned, spitting some extra bile into the toilet water-vomit mixture.
With a shaky voice and trembling body, Horangi turned his head to Konig and gritted his teeth. âYour sink is disgusting âŠ!â
Konig blinked, face contorted into a confused and worried look. âHuh?â
âYour SINK-â Horangiâs stomach roared and another wave of nausea rolled over him. âItâs covered in HAIR.âÂ
Konig just shushed his little tiger as Horangi's back arched like a cat throwing up a hairball.
So much for the sexâŠKonig had a raging hard-on he desperately needed to be taken care ofâŠ
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On a scale of 1-10 how gay would you say the ninja (turtles and Legos) are, 1 being straight and 10 being the most fruity tooty rainbow colored man whoring pride girlboss who ever did gay
iâm so glad you asked. iâll start with the legos.
gayest: cole. he literally ran away out of fear of disappointing his father. his life story is a queer allegory. 10/10
next: Zane. even when heâs dating pixal itâs gay because i fundamentally believe both zane and pixal have an inherently complicated relationship with gender as itâs a literal programming within them that they have to learn to dismantle and feel instead of obey. i do think zane and cole kiss. 8/10
jay: run of the mill bisexual. significant preference for women. controversially, i do not headcanon jay as trans under any circumstances. cole jay and zane were a polycule before kai joined the crew. it didnât stick but it was nice while it lasted. 4/10
kai: used to take a tom hardy approach to sexuality. said to skylor âiâm a ninja of course iâve had gay sex.â this is because he was looking to zane jay and cole as his reference as to what a ninja was. heâs bisexual. him and skylor are t4t. 6/10
nya: definitely into intricate rituals. for a long time her attraction to jay was comphet. i do think this eventually changed and she loves him for real but for a while it was a role she was trying to fill. she realized this and they broke up but she came to miss him. sheâs bisexual. her and pixal have definitely explored each others bodies. 7/10
lloyd: i think lloyd has too many other problems to be gay. i think heâs some form of nonbinary but donât believe heâd ever label his gender or his sexuality. itâs just not something he has time for. i donât think heâd ever trust someone enough to actually date them. 3/10
pixal: definitely nyaâs queer awakening. pixal has an extremely complicated relationship with womanhood (zane was made to be a son whereas pixal was made to be a servant. these are their programmed genders more so than male and female. they talk about it a lot) but still finds the concept meaningful enough to her to align with. definitely more interested in relationships than zane and has done more exploring. if you catch my drift. 9/10
if u want to know anyone else iâm very willing to follow up.
onto turtles. this might get confusing because i think it varies iteration to iteration but iâll try to be succinct.
general order of turtles by gayness (in iterations i like):
leonardo, mikey, donatello, raphael
leonardo: in ROTTMNT heâs like a 9/10. the world would have exploded if theyâd introduced usagi. like a 7/10 in the 2003 series because usagi is there but he isnât as brave. lower scores in 2012, idw and bayverse because heâs too busy being cringe or committing incest with karai. like 4/10, 2/10, and 3/10 respectively.
mikey: at least 7/10 no matter the iteration. 9/10 in the IDW comics. heâs the artist of the group. heâs silly. what more is there to say.
donatello: okay hereâs the thing. bayverse donnie is an 8/10 because sheâs a woman to be. 2012 donatello is like a 6/10 because i believe he wants to kiss casey as well as april. rottmnt donatello is sexless. absolutely 0 bitches want him. still a 5/10.
raphael: his whole bit in toxic masculinity in almost every iteration. 2/10. however rottmnt raphael is a glowing gay point. 4/10. still not high but itâs an improvement.
april oâneil: most gay in rottmnt for obvious reasons. 8/10 there. unfortunately in every other iteration her purpose is to flirt with a turtle or casey jones. 1/10 everywhere else.
casey jones: engages in intricate rituals (playing hockey). however i believe he is actively homophobic in all iterations except ROTTMNT and the idw comics. 3/10
hope this helps.
#ninjago#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#iâm not going to tag any of these characters#also hope u know this took the entirety of my 30 minute break at work to consider and compile
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Good theory, but I raise you this:
Maxim is also trans and at the age of 42 is still desperate to prove himself a real man. His identity is the most open secret to ever open secret. He goes through life trying to shake off the fact that he wasnât actually born male and ends up throwing himself into the depths of toxic masculinity as a result. The narrator says the line about being âa sort of boyâ and Maximâs gaydar (trans-dar?) goes off. His âwifeâ is just like him and now he just has to wait for âherâ to realize it for âherâself. Inquest happens, fire happens, all that jazz. The narrator starts raiding Maximâs wardrobe when heâs not looking. âSheâ wants to know what itâs like to wear menâs clothes. âSheâ secretly does this for a while, always putting the clothes back before Maxim realizes anything was missing. Then one day while the de Winters are jaunting around Europe the narrator has an a-ha moment. Theyâre lying in bed together. Itâs 3 am. The narrator shakes Maxim awake. He asks âherâ why the hell âsheâ woke him up at this hour. âMaxim, I think Iâm a manâ the narrator says. Maxim just laughs. âYou thought I didnât know?â He asks the narrator, before saying âI was a woman once, long ago. I was just waiting for you to discover you were the same wayâ. He starts buying the narrator masculine clothing. Narrator goes through the usual âbaby trans figuring out how to dressâ phase. Maxim cringes a few times but is still supportive, he was in his spouseâs shoes once. But thereâs one glaring problem, the narrator CANNOT figure out a new name. Cut to the de Winters devouring baby name books, family archives, the works, and eventually a name sticks. The narrator, being an absolute nerd, had chosen the name Darcy after the character of Pride and Prejudice fame.
The de Winters are now a t4t couple.
The narrator of Rebecca is a trans icon..
I'm convinced that's part of what's going on here. We never learn their name-- possibly due to them not wanting to deadname themselves, or not wanting to out themselves, or not finding a name that suits them. The whole story is about them struggling with living in the shadow of Maxim's first wife, struggling to live up to this perfect ideal of femininity. Struggling with womanhood. Body image issues galore.
And then they literally say this direct quote to their actual husband:
"I don't want you to love me. I won't ask impossible things. I'll be your friend and your companion. A sort of boy. I don't ever want more than that."
#rebecca das musical#rebecca daphne du maurier#trans!maxim de winter#trans!narrator#op spawned a new headcanon in my brain#everyone say thank you op#I literally never imagined the narrator as a trans man until I saw this post#permission to write a fic about this?#its 2 am why am I still awake#i am so sorry if i spoiled the ending op#in all my excitement i forgot this was you posting as you were reading the book
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chapter 0: prologue
wc; 3,563. tags/warnings; maybe ooc .T4T RAAAGGHHHH!! Trans horangi. Trans könig. 5+1 Things. sorry if könig is ooc. im trying here. also horangi might be ooc. I TRYING. idk i based his AUDHD on mine so :P. same with könig's social anxiety. author is nd. Author is trans. she/he/they könig. transfem könig. im trying my best ;-;. not beta read. events based on stuff in author's real life. lol mention of masturbation. author knows very little german. like the basics of german. thanks duolingo. FART JOKE/MENTION DFHBDGJB. possible grammatical errors
pairing: kim "horangi" hong-jin/könig
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Love is a remarkable thing. Whether platonic or romantic, itâs something that everyone deserves and can really change a personâs character and heal wounds that were never properly treated. Love is expressed in many different ways; cooking for someone, basking in the warmth of anotherâs touch, or even through the act of lovemaking (or fucking if youâre freaky like that).Â
Life isnât some fictional romantic book with some ridiculous trope like soulmate strings, or love at first sight, you have to learn what love is beneath all the lovey-dovey shit- love was awkward flirting, one-sided infatuation, heartbreak, and realizing some things just donât work out between people.Â
Sometimes it feels like youâll never find love, no matter how long you wait, it seems like no one has the desire to make you theirs.
To have those little inside jokes that no one else understands.
To be able to sit down and work out problems in a way that leaves both parties satisfied.
To have rubbed off on each other so much that everyone can see that they're yours and you theirs.
To be able to love is a beautiful thing, whether sexual or romantic activities are involved.
So when König first saw Horangi, dressed down in his all-camo attire and sunglasses that just barely made his almond-shaped eyes visible, he couldnât help but let his nails pick unconsciously at the dead skin along the ridges of his finger beds and begin sweating underneath his hood from the raising temperatures.
Of course, König kept his distance, needing to read him from afar before even thinking about approaching him. His skills were good no doubt about that, KorTac is only filled with the best, but it seemed like König was taking too long because one afternoon, Horangi waltzed up to them and practically demanded a sparing match.
âYouâre sparing with me today.â
König blinked, sweat pooling under their mask from both Horangiâs presence and having just beat the shit out of a punching bag (she had a lot of built-up anger that day and not enough sleep, you couldn't blame her!)
âWhat?â
âSparing match,â Horangi pointed to the sparing mats, âNow, letâs go.â
He didnât even wait before walking over to the mats, expecting König to follow him like a trained puppy at his beck and call. If König was none the wiser, maybe they wouldâve seen the sway in Horangi's hips, like a cat courting a potential mate.
But deep down, König couldnât help but be turned on by Horangiâs dominance, and their leg bounced and thumped like an excited bunny.
The more the two were around each other- whether it was for a mission, during a debrief meeting, in the mess hall, in the training rooms, or even after hours when everyone started to retreat back to their dorms, König and Horangi would always make some extra time to see each other.
Maybe Horangi liked the rank imbalance between them, or maybe it was the fact that they were both trans, but it seemed like whatever higher powers had finally answered Königâs prays to be loved for once (by someone besides his mom and grandmother- whatta ladies man!) because after many long months of pining for each other, getting flustered over lingering gazes, and landing in awkward positions during sparing (which usually ended up with Horangi knuckles deep in himself), König made the first move.
If sheâd told younger her that she made a move on a cocky, badass baddie such as Kim âHorangiâ Hong Jin, little Anton wouldâve scoffed.
Him? Talking to anyone about romantic interest? Yeah, probably in some other universe where König didnât feel like the room got ten times hotter whenever anyone even remotely up to his standards stood within a 10-foot radius of him.
But here they were, standing outside Horangiâs door with shien of sweat over their skin, shaky hands, and having had hit his head thrice on the doorways around the base, his mind too clouded by how to even start going about this.
He owed another thanks to whoever was listening to his prayers because despite having not a complete family for the entity of his adolescence, KorTac had definitely filled in the voids he was missing. Asking around for advice was both embarrassing and nerve-racking.
Roze went the straightforward route; go up to Horangi, ask him out, take him to dinner, bring him back to base, fuck him hard and nice, and then ask him out. The euphoria of the moment will help bring out Horangiâs true emotions without the shadow of insecurities. (Maybe it was the fact that Roze was aromantic and didnât care much for the several steps skipped when someone usually tries to ask someone out.)
Hutchâs advice was much more thought through and lessâŠÂ vulgar . Sure what Roze said about going to dinner would be great- König and Horangi were kind of in the awkward stage of wanting to be with each other- but in the following days after the date, itâd be best to try and keep everything as they were before, and if Horangiâs feelings grew, then she knew it was time to make it official with him.
With his mind still full of insecurities and inexperience, König went and flopped down on his bed, limbs hanging off due to his imposing stature.Â
â Gottverdammt ⊠this shouldnât be so hard, right?â König muttered to herself as she stared at the painting chipping on her walls. She inwardly cursed herself for not having gotten over her stupid social anxiety and gotten some game back in his youth. (His therapist wouldâve shaken his head if he heard him say that.)
Maybe she could think about it over some paperwork, the reports piling up on her already messy desk. Neh, König needed focus to do work, and having his mind also occupied with this whole dating situation would have him staring at the same sentence for half an hour, damn his ADHD.Â
Working out always helped relieve stress and it was late, so heâd basically have the whole gym to himself. (They will still never live down accidentally farting while bending down to pick up a weightâŠÂ ugh .) But König did have paperwork to be done, damn that paperwork, know heâs gonna be thinking about it for the rest of the week, URGH !
Shuffling onto their back, they let out a deep belly sigh. Staring at the semi-stained titles of his dorm ceiling, he thought back to his childhood, memories of brisk early mornings, perfecting his handwriting so his teachers would stop berating him for it, running home to avoid being hit by rocks by kids who never seemed to be in school and helping with as many house chores as needed in order to help his mother who worked relentlessly for her babyâs sake. König smiled, remembering a day when his mother came home, her crooked teeth showing in her big smile, standing on her tiptoes to give Anton a sloppy kiss on the cheek.
<âMama, you look happy. Did something happen?â> Anton asked as he shifted in the too-small table chair. The already-worn wood creaked under his weight.Â
Elenaâs lips were cracked, having worked out in the cold from the first light of day to the late dusk hours, but her smile never flattered.Â
Anton was her rock and she was his, having stuck through everything in life together.Â
When his father left, not needing to be weighed down by the responsibilities of being a father to a baby who would never grow up to be as much a man as he is, she cried and cried to her mother, a strong widow who was more than welcome to take care of her daughterâs pride and joy despite finally feeling her age.Â
When Anton went through growth spirit after growth spirit, having to retuck his shirt into his waistbands and feel the breeze on his constant plumbers crack, she took all the old clothes her late father and dead-beat ex-husband left behind, stitching up whatever tears and rips were in the fabrics and sending him off, praising Anton for looking like such a big, strong boy when really, the clothes just made him look like the homeless man heâd see during his bike rides to the overpriced supermarket in the next town over.
<âOh Anton, my sweet boy,â> She came over, cupping his cheeks riddled with freckles (they were more prominent on colder days), ance, and scars from said ance and placed one of her sloppy, motherly kisses on his forehead. His curly auburn bangs stuck to her lips as she pulled back.Â
The sight of his motherâs smile made his hands shake and slap against his thighs with untamed happiness.
<âGo put on something nice. Weâll pick up your grandmother and go out for something to eat. Iâve saved up enough for us.â> Elenaâs thick eyelashes were glistening with tears and up close, Anton could see the bags under her hazelnut eyes.
After fancying themselves up and picking up his grandmother, they made the half-hour drive into the city. To regular standards, the restaurant was barely even considered fancy, it was just some family-owned diner with mediocre food and greasy tables, but the sight of the food made Anton enthusiastic while reciting the prayers his grandmother made them say before meals.Â
Whilst in the midst of practically shoveling food in his mouth, Antonâs grandmother spoke up.Â
<âEnkel (grandson)...?â> She spoke in a weak yet gentle voice. It had lost its verbal liveliness, but only those closest to her could understand when emotions ran high through her words. Anton looked up, his lips coated with the spicy broth from the Potato Gulasch he was practically inhaling, before quickly wiping his mouth with a crumbled napkin. His grandmother taught him better.
<âHas your mind cleared from the last time we talked?â> There was slyness in her tone as Elena raised her eyebrow and finished chewing a particularly chewy piece of beef in her Tafelspitz.
<âHmm? Whatâs this about?â> She questioned rightfully so, if there was something bothering her son, she should be the first to know!
Anton blushed and began pushing around the vegetables in his stew. <âIâŠumm, I wanted to ask out a girl. Remember the one I was paired with for that project?â>Â
Elean seemed to perk up even more, playfully bumping shoulders with her son.
<âWunderbar! (Wonderful!) Oh, my sweet boy!â> She gushed and grinned wildly. In other circumstances, Anton wouldâve laughed bashfully and gone pink, but in the middle of a busy restaurant where any of his schoolmates couldâve walked in or been within earshot of this conversation, he ducked his head and mumbled incoherence, embarrassed.
<âYeahâŠI just, donât know how to though. Sheâs so sweet and pretty I just⊠sheâs too good for me.â>
 Elean blinked at this, her smile gone and looking rather serious as his grandmother shook her head.
<âEnkel, we talked about this. You need to-.â>
<âNo girl is too good for my son!â> Antonâs grandmother was cut off by Eleanâs sharp words. She was frowning and looked rather upset. Not at Anton himself, but at his mind and his insecurities and the words he dared to utter, belittling himself and his abilities.
<âWhoever this girl is, sheâd be lucky to have someone such as yourself, my own flesh and blood, ask her out on a date! Good confessions come from the heart of someone just as good, and if she canât understand how blessed and pure you are by your words, then she doesnât deserve shit from you!â>Â
Eleanâs cheeks were flushed by the time she finished her rant before they got even redder.
<âAh! Entschuldigung, Mutter! Bist bald! (Excuse me, mother! Iâm sorry!)â> She hung her head at her grandmother while Anton just stared at his mother in astonishment.Â
Just his motherâs words alone filled him with suchâŠÂ confidence. He felt his hands shake and suddenly his mind cleared with only one thing in mind; asking this girl out.
His grandmother only smiled and let her ankle knock against her daughterâs in a silent acceptance.Â
The rest of the dinner went well, Elean even treated them to some desserts. The ride home was filled with comfortable silence and the rumble of Antonâs stomach as it tried to adjust to the spices that laced the Potato Gulasch.Â
Anton smiled to himself in the mirror as he brushed his teeth. The reflection in the mirror was no longer someone he scrunched his face up at, but a young man who was slowly breaking out of his shell, like a caterpillar wiggling its way out of its chrysalis.
With a full stomach and his motherâs words still echoing in his head, Anton nuzzled into his flat pillows, forgetting all his other school troubles and only thinking about the happy-go-lucky brunette who went the extra mile to say hi to him in the halls.
(He also doesn't think heâs ever farted so much in his life. His stomach growled and rolled from the spices that were now coating his insides and attacking his bowels. His asshole was on fire that night.)
It was about 20 minutes before lights out, the usual sounds of the Kortac base were now mellowed down as the night hours passed.Â
König balled his thin sheets up in his calloused fists before jerking up in bed, death staring at the hickory door of his room. König wasnât a pussy, he wasnât gonna disappoint his mother, and he didnât his rank as colonel by letting his insecurities get the best of him!
Social anxiety be damned, this mountain of an Austrian man knew how to get shit done when shit needed to be done!
Without a momentâs hesitation, she threw open her door and made her way down the halls of the barracks, getting stares from those who were still up and about. She made a beeline for Horangiâs room and wasted no time giving the door a sturdy three knocks.
âI- just a second!â Horangiâs accented voice was heard through the door along with some rustling. König stood straight and waited for the top of the Korean manâs head to come into view.
Horangi appeared in his doorway wearing some casual attire; a pair of black cargos, a V-necked gray shirt, and a simple black hoodie. His usual pair of sunglasses were nowhere in sight, not even hanging on the collar of his shirt, and his eyes, dark and shimmery like black diamonds, looked up at König with such innocence.
König could tell he wasnât wearing his binder, not that he made it a habit to look! But when youâre tall enough to see the curve of everyoneâs boobs from above, it was sometimes the second thing you noticed about a person.
(Sometimes König wished they had boobs. The mere thought made their face flush and they felt vulnerable even within the walls of her own room. Someday, sheâd work up the courage to find a bra that'd fit her chest and cry at the sight of how beautiful his body, which he spent years hating, could be.)
The sight of Horangi made him instinctively hunch his shoulders and swallow hard. König blinked before clearing they spoke, âAh, good evening, Hor- I mean, Hong-Jin!âÂ
Hong-Jin made it a point that his callsign was indeed NOT his actual name and that during their casual time together, he preferred that name over Horangi (it especially sounded nice when it came from Königâs lips, but he would never say that, no matter how blunt he could be).
âHello, König. What brings you around this late?â Hong-Jin said as he leaned against the door frame, arms crossed and without the playful scrunch of his eyes, König wouldâve thought the worst, and all his confidence wouldâve gone down the drain.Â
König had yet to tell Hong-Jin his real name.
Anton is not a colonel, but a citizen. She was beneath the sniper hood König adorned when on base and during missions. Anton was a mamaâs boy who was too big for their own good and although hated their dad, wished he hadnât left so that they mightâve had some sort of male role to look up to.Â
But that was a can of worms she wasnât ready to open, itâd probably go bad by the time she was ready to even think about cracking open its rusted aluminum top.
König gripped the fabric of his pants to keep them from shaking. âCan I come in? I wanted toâŠtalkâŠ?â
He inwardly cringed as his voice went up an octave as his sentence progressed, but Hong-Jin just smiled, well, König assumed he smiled based on how his eyes squinted (it was hard to see when he had his mask on), and stepped out the way to allow König into his room.
Making sure to duck, König went and sat on the desk chair. They were familiar with the arrangement of Hong-Jinâs room from the number of times the two had hung out in itâŠÂ as friends of course!
Hong-Jin plopped back down on his bed, there were some stray clothes lying about but otherwise, it was tidy, as tidy as a âlived-inâ room could be.
âSo whatâs up, König? Roze told me you two talked earlier.â
König visibly stiffened, heart stopping for a second before pounding at his rib cage like a rabid animal and it was suddenly 80 degrees under his hood.
(Fahrenheit, of course. Iâm American.)
âReally? WhatâŠwhat about?â König squeaked out. (What the hell, König didnât squeak . Heâs a grown-ass dude, the fuck would he be squeaking for?!)
Hong-Jin just shrugged smugly. âI donât know, you wanna tell me? That was your conversation.â His everyday, average teasing seemed to be too much for poor, little ( NOT little. Remember? This was a middle-aged man weâre talking about.) König.
Their chest puffed and they exhaled loudly, almost unnecessarily loud. With averted eyes and sweaty palms, she spoke up again.
âY-yeah, I had something to admit.â Hong-Jin blinked and if it hadnât been for his mask, König wouldâve seen the pink flush in his cheeks.
Hong-Jin shuffled on the bed but kept silent, pleading for him to continue.
König let out another sigh again, âIâve been thinking about this forâŠsome time now. Maybe three months after you transferred to KorTac and since we started really talking to each other,â
Her leg started bouncing and the desk chair let out little squeaks. Hong-Jin didnât seem to care, listening intently to every word that slipped from Königâs mouth.
âAnd, Iâm not sure if itâs too early or if you're completely uninterested feel free to tell me off, but Iâd love the opportunity to-.â
â God yes .â
Kong blinked at the desperation and eagerness that dripped from Horangiâs agreement.
Hong-Jin blinked, his body leaning forward and hands gripping his knees, before leaning back and blushing hard.
Oh, such a pretty pink.
âYou didnât let me finish.â
âWell, is âYesâ the answer you were hoping for in response to your question?â Hong-Jinâs voice was a mixture of bashful and smug.Â
König crossed his legs, then uncrossed them, then crossed them the opposite way. âIâŠumm, well it depends! CanâŠcan I finish my sentence?â König huffed in amusement.Â
Hong-Jin nodded, so with a little bit less anxiousness, König spoke up again.
âI wanted to ask if youâŠumm, well, if you wanted to go out?âŠwith me! Not just like in general, but like yaâ knowâŠ-â
âOn a date?â Hong-Jinâs voice was now smug and he was definitely smirking under his mask.Â
That sly catâŠ
König just nodded and fidgeted with the drawstring of his sweatpants. â Ja. Well, I guess I already know your answer âcause you just said yes, but I wanted you to actually know what you were agreeing to! Iâm not even sure if you like me or not, or just pitying me! Which is completely fine if thatâs the-!â
âKönigâŠâ Hong-Jinâs voice was now soft, a natural rumble from his chest, akin to a noise a tiger would make (haha, see what I did there?).
König just fluttered her eyelashes and swallowed, âHmm?â
âI would love to go on a date with you. I do like you if that somehow wasnât clear enough.â
So thatâs how it started, two predators- a bear with the heart of a rabbit and a tiger who had a knack for teasing, learning to be soft with each other.
What people donât realize about going from friends to lovers is how similar the relationship is to the previous friendship. You go about your normal routines with a little bit of PDA and flirting added into it (and a lot of fucking, Horangiâs sex drive was higher than Königâs). Soon, youâll be moving in with each other, spending late mornings in each otherâs arms, sharing clothes, and swapping spit.
But like all humans, we have flaws and weaknesses. Whether or not you choose to deal with a partnerâs flaws shows more about your character than theirs. And if you're strong enough to stay with someone despite feeling yourself physically recoil at the sight of their icks, then that shows your love and devotion towards them.
But one little ick wouldnât ruin a relationship, right?
Till death do them partâŠalthough, itâd be years before those words would even be muttered.
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