#this video is only gifs and occasional reaction emojis and text

[thinking1bee]

Hijacked One Shot

Requested by Anonymous

Pairings: Kara Danvers x Reader

Tags: Fluff, Humor, Appreciation, Streaming

 You loved streaming and the idea behind it was great, so when you actually started to gain followers for doing the most ridiculous things and putting it on the internet, you were shocked. The comments you received had your average range, which included well thought out, kind words, to your classic hateful internet trolls. You couldn’t even remember what your first video was honestly. You had created so much content in the past two years that it was almost hard to keep up with what you had already done. 

You wanted to say that your very first video was you recording your reaction to the world hottest chip. That had sucked so hard. With your face on fire and your tongue feeling like you had personally licked Satan’s asshole, you had to drown your face in milk just to calm the fiery sensation in your mouth, and even then, your sinuses had taken days to go back to normal. Ever since then, your content ranged from original ideas that you would occasionally think of to reaction videos that others would tag you in. Your idea for today was to do a live Q and A to give you a chance to interact with your followers more.

Kara Danvers, your beautiful girlfriend, supported your love of streaming since day one. Sometimes when she was at work, she would open an internet tab just to watch you stream. She even helped you to get new equipment a few times just to show that you had her full support as always. So, when you came to her with your notes in hand, you didn’t even have to say anything. She gave you a kiss and told you to have fun. That was one of the many things that you absolutely adored about her. She was so patient with you despite all your faults, and the fact that you hadn’t chased her out the door, spoke miracles. Kara was one of the best things to ever happen to you.

You’re setting up, booting your laptop and making sure that your camera and mic are working without a hitch. Your gaze travelled to your phone where you’re already getting notifications from your subscribers. Some had jumped online 10 minutes before your stream was actually supposed to start and were firing questions at you in rapid succession. You smiled as excitement and anticipation made you vibrate happily. Your phone went off again, only this time, it was a text from Kara. It read:

I love you

You smiled, your heart swelling with so much adoration that it almost hurt, and as the clock ticked down, you only had less than a minute left to finish preparing. You tidied up your workspace and fixed your hair right as the camera clicked on and you went live.

“Hello everybody! This is Y/f/n back at it again to entertain you guys. I see we have some early birds already asking me questions, so I won’t procrastinate.”

You didn’t know what to expect with doing this event with literal strangers on the internet, and you anticipated some really crazy and convoluted questions. Surprisingly, all the questions were very tasteful, and you found yourself enjoying all of them. You got one about where you wish to be ten years into the future. Then you got another one asking if you traveled recently. It was great.

It was perhaps 10 minutes into your stream when Kara walked into your room. Then, several things happened all at once. At first, you didn’t know that she was in the room with you. You first noticed your live feed going absolutely crazy with comments and emojis. You stopped mid-sentence before you register that Kara was in fact behind you with a snack in hand. She paused, her deep blue eyes going wide when she realized that you were still live.

“Y/n I’m so sorry!” she whispered, nervous that she may have messed things up. You smiled before eyeing the comments once again. They came in rapid succession and it was almost hard to read them before more popped up and took its place.

‘😍😍😍😍’

‘She’s so pretty!!!’

‘Is that your girlfriend???? She’s gorgeous!’

‘Is she single?’

‘!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

Those were some of the comments that you read and more kept coming in. You laughed, your face buried in your hands and your cheeks blushing as you watched the scene unfold before you. Kara came closer and got a glance of the comments before she giggled. Somehow, she got more fame than you in literal seconds just for giving you a snack. You nibbled on your lip as you beckoned Kara closer to you with the crook of your finger.

You could only imagine what people were seeing. Kara was still in her lounge clothes and that included a baggy shirt and shorts. She still had messy hair that somehow looked very flawless and when she smiled with straight white teeth, you swore that she broke the internet. Kara leaned over you to give you a hug and winked at the camera with the tip of her tongue brushing her front teeth. Everyone. Lost. It. In one single gesture, Kara had stolen the show from you, and you couldn’t help but giggle. But it was fun watching her. It reminded you of the small things that you fell in love with and how her naturally bubbly personality was addictive. Kara never once thought of herself as perfect, but to you, she was like a flawless gem that sparkled beautifully in the sunlight, and as you watched her now, being the cutest dork you’ve ever seen, it was that moment that you concluded that your life was made ten times better with her in it. All you wanted was to love and cherish her…but not while she was making funny faces into the camera.

“Seriously?” you said to her, giving her a kiss when she tried to look innocent. She set the plate of food on your desk, and with a sweet kiss on your cheek, exited the room.

‘I would die if I was with her!’ someone commented on your stream and you smiled.

“Yeah I’m pretty lucky to be with her.”

Lucky wasn’t even the word to describe it.

[kismetintheuniverse]

Bucciarati’s Gang + La Squadra Texting HCs

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     𝕭𝖚𝖈𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖎'𝖘 𝕿𝖊𝖆𝖒

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ʙʀᴜɴᴏ ʙᴜᴄᴄɪᴀʀᴀᴛɪ

- Types like your boss.

- ‘Will someone please pick Narancia up from the store? He broke the car.’

- He will say the most outlandish thing in a completely serious tone.

- ‘I’m in the hospital, got shanked by a tweaker.’

- The gang thought he was joking. He was not.

- Uses emojis and slang sparingly. Phrases like ‘omw’ and ‘ty’ are most common. 

- The only emojis he uses often is ‘👍’ and ‘👋’.

- Overall professional and understandable.

- Doesn’t use images, gifs, or videos.

ʟᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴀʙʙᴀᴄᴄʜɪᴏ

- Very sarcastic.

- ‘Oh no im sorry should i come over and kiss your boo-boo?’

- Doesn’t use much punctuation aside from ending punctuation and hyphens. Can’t use commas to save his life.

- No one can tell if he is actually mad or being sarcastic.

- Uses ‘😶’ and ‘🧐’ most often.

- Doesn’t use images/gifs/videos

- Refuses to use dms, and often get made fun of it for it.

- ‘Giorno please im on my knees im begging you please stop being cringe im actually going to cry please ill do literally anything just shut the fuck up.’

ɢᴜɪᴅᴏ ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀ

- Types very modern.

- ‘can one of yall pick me up slommy from the store’

- Doesn’t use punctuation and capitalization.

- Constantly quoting memes and being the Funny Man™.

- ‘you smell like ten cans of bounce dat ass’

- All bark, no bite.

- Uses ‘😘’ and ‘😏’ emoji the most.

- Sends this image at least twice a day.

ɴᴀʀᴀɴᴄɪᴀ ɢʜɪʀɢᴀ

- Types with a lot of slang

- ‘Bro Just Me Or Does Mista Not Know How To Wipe His Mfing Ass’

- Capitalizes every word and often misspells things.

- Quotes memes, but not as much as Mista.

- ‘Foogie Pookie I’m Scared There’s A Wasp In The Citchin’

- Purposely tries to give Fugo a stroke.

- Uses the ‘🧡’ and ‘🍊’ emojis the most.

- Doesn’t send images, but sends gifs.

ᴘᴀɴɴᴀᴄᴏᴛᴛᴀ ꜰᴜɢᴏ

- Types rather properly, like he’s writing an email.

- ‘Narancia, I found this video to help with your math lesson. I’m proud you’ve gotten to 7th grade level! https://youtu.be/Xb951Vqs4Vc Please use it if you need help. - 🍓’

- Uses a passive-aggressive tone when he gets angry.

- Talks in the group chat the least, prefers to use dms.

- Signs his messages like an old lady.

- Takes a long time to type.

- ‘The meeting is at 4 pm today, correct?’

- Uses the ‘🍓’ emoji exclusively.

- Doesn’t send images/gifs, usually just sends math videos for Narancia.

ɢɪᴏʀɴᴏ ɢɪᴏᴠᴀɴɴᴀ

- Types properly, but not as much as Fugo.

- ‘Abbacchio, I’m sorry but I have some important things to discuss with Capo. :c’

- Always speaks in a polite or serious tone. 

- Doesn’t use emojis, uses ‘:D’, ‘:c’ etc.

- Doesn’t send a lot of images, but might send cute group selfies.

- ‘Uh, I need back up, Narancia is bleeding out on the ground. Please hurry-’

- Will do anything to avoid calling.

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         𝕷𝖆 𝕾𝖖𝖚𝖆𝖉𝖗𝖆

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ʀɪꜱᴏᴛᴛᴏ ɴᴇʀᴏ

- Doesn’t know how to spell, but still tries his best to be professional.

- ‘PLEASe attend the MEATING at 12, thank youo’

- Auto correct either helps him or hurts him.

- Sends cute images of animals occasionally.

- ‘How do you WORK a phone i need TO know PLEASe’

- Wants to use emojis, doesn’t know how. (Despite Melone showing him multiple times.)

- Bless his poor soul.

ᴘʀᴏꜱᴄɪᴜᴛᴛᴏ

- Types properly, but isn’t by any means professional.

- ‘Will you all please shut the fuck up? It’s three am and you are FLOODING the group chat.’

- Doesn’t take any bull from anyone.

- Has admin in all of the group chats.

- Uses the ‘🙃’ and ‘🖕’ emojis the most.

- ‘You’re all going to hell. 😊👐’

- Gets away with the most bs.

- Doesn’t use images/gifs/videos

ɢʜɪᴀᴄᴄɪᴏ

- Types angrily.

- ‘YOU’RE ALL STUPID FUCKS. PLEASE JUST SHUT UP. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT.’

- Gets annoyed over literally any grammar mistake, so he isn’t very active.

- When he’s around, he tends to gaslight most situations.

- Uses the ‘❄️’ and ‘💙’ emojis exclusively.

- Only ever sends photos to start arguments. (Ex. A picture of Formaggio eating shredding cheese from the fridge at 3 am.)

- Probably shouldn’t be allowed to have a phone.

ᴍᴇʟᴏɴᴇ

- Types.. well...

- ‘Ciaooo~ What’s up lgbt community? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧’

- He gets on everyone’s nerves, or helps them out tremendously. It’s a 50/50.

- Will spam any cute gif he sees until he finds a better one.

- Doesn’t use emojis, but instead uses those emoticons.

- He’s the one who makes all the group chats.

- Usually starts fights, but never finishes them.

- (Aka. he ghosts halfway through once someone else joins the argument.) 

- Spams LOONA fancams in chat.

ꜰᴏʀᴍᴀɢɢɪᴏ

- Types like a Mista 2.0

- ‘just admit you like feet and move on 🙄‘

- CEO of gaslighting, will 100% make every situation worse then it already is.

- ‘wow so i’m here shitting my guts out and not a single one of yall will come get me tp? woooow. see yall in hell ✌️’

- Loves to make everyone mad, but his target is usually Prosciutto. 

- He uses so many emojis that it’s impossible to keep track of them.

- Spams nasty f*tish art when he’s mad at someone in chat.

- The king of memes. Uses gifs, images, videos, you name it. They tell him to stop but he doesn’t.

ɪʟʟᴜꜱᴏ

- Types pretty casually.

- ‘Okay so im just curious as to which one of yall clogged the toilet with a FAT log, cause this shit nasty asf’

- Extremely passive aggressive and manipulative, never outright says when he’s mad.

- Only uses the ‘💅’ emoji.

- Gossips 24/7 with Gelato in dms, and has a gc called ‘We love Formaggio.’

- (Hint: All they do is talk shit about him in that gc.)

- Sends so many reaction images it’s not even funny.

ᴘᴇꜱᴄɪ

- Types like every teenage girl.

- ‘Hi guys!!! uwu’

- Everyone actually seems to ignore him for no reason.

- He has great ideas, but no one listens. Like, he could make communicating with each other x10 easier, but they just disregard him.

- Hates going into chat for the most part. 

- ‘Guys- formaggio’s cat threw up on the carpet, what do I do?’

- Once was traumatized by a video Formaggio sent of a guy twerking butt-naked.

- Uses the ‘😊’ and ‘🙏’ emojis the most.

- Wants to use images/gifs/videos but yelled at the last time he sent one.

ꜱᴏʀʙᴇᴛ & ɢᴇʟᴀᴛᴏ

- Both type in a similar tone.

- ‘Who the fuck stole my casserole.’ - Sorbet

- ‘who stole my baby’s casserole 😶’ - Gelato

- Gelato doesn’t capitalize his sentences, ever. His nickname in chat is even lowercase.

- Sorbet only uses ‘.’ as punctuation. 

- Gelato starts the most petty bull, Sorbet actually causes issues.

- Both are often kicked from the group chat for being overly affectionate. 

- ‘so i just wanted to mention that im p sure i saw illuso spill cereal on the couch and not clean it up 😁 ’

- vs.

- ‘Illuso split cereal on the fucking couch and didn’t clean up after himself. Nasty fucker.’

- I’m sure you can tell who’s who.

- Sorbet doesn’t use emojis, but like Ghiaccio, he sends images that starts fights.

- Meanwhile Gelato finds it hard to go 30 seconds without using emojis/images.