#hes 100% derp and i love him

[itscomingupaces]

We all know Dylan has his cat Schrödinger, do any you think any of the other counselors have pets, either pre-canon or in the future? What kind do you envision for each of them? (I feel like surely Laura the pre-veterinary student would have some critters at least!)

ooh this is a good ask, thank you!

I love pets, so this might be more biased towards having them than not.

Laura: She always had pets, that's a big reason she wanted to go into veterinary medicine. I can see her having a hamster or pet rats in undergrad. When she gets into vet school, she adopts two of the teaching dogs when they retire. By the time she's a full veterinarian, there are like 3 rabbits, two cats, and two dogs in their house. How do they feed them all? Don't question it.

Max: Max grew up with little dogs, and not much else. He now has a small zoo with Laura, see above. His favourite is the big fluffy orange cat they adopted after finding him under their porch with no collar or microchip. They had to shave him down due to mats and then dressed him in little sweaters and Max fell in love.

Dylan: Dylan has Schrodinger, of course. I see him as 100% a cat guy. After the events of the Quarry, he fosters a pregnant cat for a shelter and names all the kittens after famous scientists to keep the theme (Einstein, Oppenheimer, Bohr, Franklin, Curie, etc). He keeps Oppy for himself <3

Ryan: I don't think he grew up with pets, and he wasn't sure if he really wanted any. I can see him inheriting a little Betta fish in a bowl from a roommate in art school, and he researches how to properly care for it. From there he gets into fishkeeping. It starts with that betta in a 3 gallon tank, then 5 gallons, then he gets a 40 breeder off like marketplace for $20 and he discovers live plants and tropical schooling fish. If he and Dylan get together, he spends too much time trying to keep the cats away from his tanks lol

Emma: I'm not sure what Emma would have. Maybe something like an Italian greyhound, it sits in the background of videos like a little derp. Or she ends up rescuing a bunch of mutts from the shelter.

Abi: I can see Abi having a bonded pair of rabbits! Or a medium sized dog like a Labrador Retriever. Something soft and friendly that can help her with her anxiety if she gets overwhelmed at home.

Kaitlyn: I love the idea of Kaitlyn having a big pittie or Rottweiler or Doberman, something with scary dog privilege but is really a big baby

Jacob: He gets a golden retriever because he is a golden retriever boyfriend.

Nick: I think he would have something more exotic, like an iguana or a cockatiel.

[spacerockwriting]

Weekly tag wednesday!

Thank you Sky @skylerwinchester @dynamic-power @energievie @stocious

which character from any media would you like to have as a father?

I don't know??? Ya spacerock's got daddy issues.

if money, laws, time, and effort were no object, what animal would you want to have?

Giraffes! They're so derp I love them.

what is your Chinese takeout order?

Idk, i don't eat much chinese food. Like, hardly ever. I mostly just eat the fortune cookies they have there.

what's your favourite emoji? Uhh, I'm loving all the ones from the gallafic club.

would you rather have a library, greenhouse, or home theater in your house?

Home theater. Film major here. Love that idea. Also, we just ironically got a green house yesterday for my dads tree obsession.

what childhood tv show do you think of the most fondly?

Hmmm. Rugrats maybe? Had a shit ton of rugrats dolls and a rugrats birthday party. Rugrats or Blues Clues probably.

what was your tumblr like when you first joined?

I've been a tumblerina for a while now. Since 11? Then in college I moved to an RP blog, with my main, and a LarryStylinson blog. Had that until mid2013 when Lance and I went to a different South Park RP, along with my main &Larry. Once we broke into Indie RP I created a few more South Park RP blogs, then once Lance passed I slowly stopped using the RP account we associated with each other. Made my HP RP in 2014 after SP shit was getting too cliquey, then just kind of sidebloged all my blogs from there for being lazy. Reattempts at SP RP had attempts, but nothing beats 2013 so -shrug- Nothing will ever beat 2012-13 where the community was there, Gallaclub is the only thing coming close <3

what clothing style do you love but don't feel compelled to replicate yourself? Super dressy maybe? I do my best to wear whatever the fuck I want but I'm just, suits and shit aren't gonna be a thing I think. Except like, my wedding if that were to happen.

if you were plopped into a fictional world, which one would you know the layout of the best?

Maybe South Park? Hogwarts, too, but lbr fuck JK.

what is your favourite piece of art?

Like ART ART? I like Van Gouh's starry night. My mom went to the interactive exhibit and I love that. (She's also got some starry night socks and stuff. Plus she had a shirt with a van on it that said van go.) I also like Andy Warhol's stuff? Also love seeing greek statues but forever anxious I'm gonna be a clumsy spacerock and knock them over.

do you have a water bottle? what does it look like?

I've got a cup i bring to work that's Disney 100 and it changes color from blue to purple in the cold. It usually has mountain dew in it. Also I have a REAL waterbottle and its got Shibas on it and counts the level of water to 2 liters. But I hoard cups, always getting souvieneer cups bc im that person.

what fanfic trope is a quiet fave?

Found family is a quiet fav, and sometimes fluff. But mostly I want angst, I want plot.

do you carry a daily bag? what does it look like? what's the weirdest thing in it?

So I carry a bag for work, which has headphones, wallet, work badge, phone, some tangles, squishy giraffe, pens, 2 books: one notebook thing and Heartstopper Volume 4 is in it, and random junk that really needs to be removed lol. Outside of work I just wallet phone the end.

if you had to ship Mickey with another Gallagher, who would it be?

Hmmm maybe Lip? Or Carl would be funny too, but the Lip and Mickey enemes would be funny.

what is a fanfic trope you didn't expect to like and then very much did?

Hmmm. I dunno. AU's maybe?

Do you think s11 Mickey can still carry s11 Ian?

Yeah, if he tries to|has too. But it's very awkward and Ian gets a kick out of him trying.

who got custody of the killing bat when they sold the house?

The OG? Probably Carl. But they all get a killing bat as a housewarming gift for the nostalia. Every house gets a Gallagher killing bat, even Fiona's house in Florida.

I'm a day late so tagging everyone else.

[tumblmelovestruck]

Dont even fucking think about hurting Elmer you asshat.

[steph-squatch]

The downside of making a backup character while your current character is still alive and well is you're really gonna want to play them but can't because they're the backup

[redwinterroses]

Fic writer challenge: what's the most egregious case of mischaracterisation you've fallen into with the hermits?

Bc I'm very guilty of making Stress the Mum Friend of the hermits, though it was less a uwu soft bean kinda mum and more inspired by my mum who would, when I was growing up, would look at me or my brother when we fell over and just be like "what you doing down there?" (The correct answer was always "getting up") and if we got little bumps and scrapes would just talk about how pretty the bruise was gonna be. Kinda more a Cool Mum archetype? Idk she's always reminded me of my mum lol

I'll admit to using tropes sometimes just because I LIKE them, even if they're not accurate. Like... I'm pretty sure I had someone run to Stress for a potion at one point, but it was more just because it was a convenient, established trope than because I actually want to use Stress as "server doctor" -- actually, if i was going to use that for any hermit, I'd probably go with Xisuma because of his massive potion factory near the end of s7. Again, not because the characterization works super well, but because that was an element I absolutely loved and would enjoy using.

So yeah -- I've done Responsible Dadmin (though I try to always mix it with a healthy amount of Derp) for Xisuma, I have indulged in Griangst (what can I say, he leaves so many potential plot hooks dangling), and so on... but my worst one was probably also my first fic in the fandom, lol. baby's a red was a self-indulgent ficlet where 3rd Life Etho decides to go red deliberately, and because I had only seen Etho through the eyes of Grian, Xisuma, Mumbo, and Impulse at that point, I very much had the fandom stereotype of "brooding and calculating" for him.

That fic is one of the most ridiculously out-of-character fics in the Etho tag. XD I don't take it down because... I mean, I wrote it, I gotta fess up to it, but if I were to rewrite the same idea today it would be 100% different.

[colossal-red]

Blorbo au Entry #3

Tw: Fluff, cute blobs, forcibly turning a human into a blob creature- WC: 900-ish

After the events of Entry #2, I’ve been trying to figure out exactly how I’m going to get down there, and what my approach is going to be. I’ve been scouting out the cave entrance for a few hours now, and I’ve seen many Blorbo’s come and go. I think that it’ll be a good idea to sneak in during the night if they sleep like humans. Once night had fallen, I stole away into the cavern where the Blorbo’s stayed, and what I found shocked me. They appeared to have, buildings, dwelling places that they had constructed. As I lurked around the, rather short, buildings I did spot a few roaming about, but they didn’t seem to have any purpose in their movements. Some rolled around, some waddled their way up hills to just roll again down them. It seemed like a mindless paradise. And it was rather beautiful down there, there were even a few who attempted to swim in the lake.

They failed however, and ended up emerging into Shore making their little burbling noises doing so. It all seemed, rather cute. I did take notice that each blorbo appeared to have different ‘facial’ features. While Dream had a smiley face, everyone else seemed to have a different one. Their was one with a X) face, a >:) face, and a derp face were some of the closest. I would’ve loved to study any of them, they all seemed so, peaceful.

I stayed there watching them, occasionally checking my phone every once in a while. I must confess, I only named that one Blorbo ‘Dream’ after my actual friend named Dream. It was mainly because my friends smiley mask resembled that one Blorbo’s face. He hasn’t answered any of my messages in a month, I do worry for him some, but he’s strong, almost nothing could take him out. I’m sure he’s fine.

Anyway, I’ve been here in the cave for a bit, so I’m gonna leave and come back tomorrow, and then I’m gonna have a serious talk with Sapnap when he finally gets here. Until Tomorrow Journal.

Sapnap’s day did not go as expected. He’d heard that George had apparently found some new mob in the Overworld, and Sapnap was supposed to be seeing him. But these strange white Blobs thought other wise, and had carried him away. They were Surprisingly strong for their small size, and when in numbers. “Let me go!” He shouted and struggled as their soft marshmallow like mass carried him away, slightly enveloping his back. Eventually they came to a stop and set him on the ground of a cave.

He backed away, scrabbling to his feet. “What the hell are you?” He asked, with a slightly raised voice, he wasn’t sure what they wanted, but it didn’t look likely to be something good. A few new blobs entered the chamber, one of them stood out, he had a smiley face o. That resembled Dream’s, while all the other faces were different. He stared confused as the ‘Dream’ blob gave something that sounded like orders and praise to the others. “Brbl brbl brbl.” He made noises at them, but it had a tone.

The rest of them nodded in response, before approaching Sapnap again. “Hey! You better stay back!” He grabbed a nearby stick to fend them off. But there wasn’t much to be done when 100’s of massive Marshmallow people jumped you all at once. “Ahhh!” He shouted as they pushed him to the ground, completely covering his body.

A few minutes later…

The Blorbo’s left the room. If anybody were to look at where Sapnap was, all they would see is a somewhat dazed and confused Blorbo with a bandana on their face. “Brbl?” They uttered in a questioning tone. Until the ‘Dream’ Blorbo approached. “Brbl.” The two Blorbo’s embraced, before leaving the room…

@squishys-soft-stories @kayla-crazy-stuffs @piplove3000 @beckyu @funtimemoth

[rzdhc]

x's brief qna

1. Spritesgud: Do you find pride in what you've built in terms of community/ what plans do you have for the future?

Plans for the future, just keep the ball rolling, has a few long term plans "in the pipes," and looks forward to season 9

Doesn't like the term pride or proud when referring to himself, feels like it's ego-oriented word. But loves the community, notes "individuals" in the community are doing very good, but that there are always a few bad apples. X also mentions against talking about the community as one entity.

2. flamingfox625: how do we ask questions for q&a?

Joked that it's one question per and not to ask another, but immediately clarified that he's joking and can ask another.

3. mindbacon:Xisuma do you have any advice for low fps when playing modded minecraft? I have a decent PC that should easily be able to run Modded Minecraft, but everytime I play I get huge FPS lag. Any Tips?

I'm sorry, I'm not putting this all. if you want it, refer to about 7 minutes in.

4. ChancieRN: How does organizing twitch rivals work? You set your teams then apply or?

You [the captian gets invited I guess, idk] get invited and you say who's coming.

5. kittylover9650: Hiya x! Do you have any pets? If no would you like to have any?

He has no pets, might get a dog one day if "his life is arranged differently." It's a big commitment, like "having a child."

[Could've sworn he had a dog, guess I was wrong]

6. Admirari: How do you have background music on your stream? - program and such?

More tech stuff, not putting this, I'm sorry. It's about 8:30 in.

7. pilllager: X, what happened to the Xisuma says livestreams? I really enjoyed those

Felt it's a good idea but not to call it XisumaSays. He has to be in the right mood, doesn't always preform well. But "smart to have a plan."

8. manucl98: Did you decide your next variety stream game?

He has. Maybe tomorrow morning or friday evening UK time, depending on his friends, who have a realms server together, and X wants to spend time with them. It will be a techy game. LPM tour saturday.

9. 15fine: X, will you consider using the prediction feature for these Twitch Rivals streams?

Mods handle that stuff.

10. Sir_Jermen: What does LPM stand for again?

Let's Play Minecraft.

11. Lukoro1357: Hold on X, why did you remove the emote unlock options for derpcoin?

He's developing some features. He also has a joke feature up for 999,999,999 derp coin for a face reveal (I think, I wasn't there live . May or may not reset it.

People are hoarding them and asking him not to reset it.

Is doing straight up doing math calculations, he's taking this very seriously. He doesn't want people to immediately redeem them or do it too much and wants to balance it.

He goes back to the channel point topic many times.

12. thomjm: Do you have a favourite workout? Or is there any more enjoyable than others?

Some days are better than others, but variety is good, it gets dull after awhile.

13. hurricane8104: Curry or Protien fluff ?

"Ironically, both on saturday." Really liked it the week before.

14. CurlsofDoom: What if it's a new idea? We could brainstorm in the community

"It's already taken place"

I don't know what he means by this

15. Admirari: What’s better? Food or Air?

"definitely food." joked about not sitting around for a "nice bowl of air"

16. pera_kojot9: White, dark or milk chocolate?

"Black, all the way dark, 100% cocoa." Has a piece or two every other day on average.

[notbigondoors]

What are Vision’s thoughts on his kids? Does he think he’s a good parent? Do you have any parental headcanons for him?

{out of equations} Vision loves children, would love to have some of his own, and if he does, he's a very proud dad. But... he doesn't always know what to do with kids, heh. He's a bit awkward sometimes, but his intentions are always good. He doesn't believe in trying to always be perfect with his kids, though. Seeing his flaws and seeing him derp a little is part of growing his relationship with them, and being open with them is something he believes will foster trust between them. He thinks he's a good parent, despite that he's not always perfect. But then again, no parent is 100% perfect all the time. He loves them and tries his best, and that is what matters.

Here are some random parenting headcanons for Vision:

Vision is very good at difficult talks. I mean all those different talks fathers have with their children... life lessons, discipline, dealing with bullies, etc. The only one he's not good at is the birds and the bees conversation. He prefers to let their mother handle that one, but he will assist if asked.

One of his favorite things to do with his kids is cook. There's something about making a mess and having a good time in the kitchen that is such a joy to him. He of course cleans up the mess so their mother doesn't have to.

Vision likes playing video games with his kids but he's terrible at them. He has great hand eye coordination, but the controls elude him. He constantly presses the wrong buttons, causing his character to comically do the wrong things at the wrong times. It makes his kids laugh, however, and so it's all good as far as he's concerned.

Vision is big on saying goodnight, tucking in, and not going to bed angry. Whatever fights anyone has had and no matter who is upset at who, bedtime is a time to reset and forgive so that everyone can sleep well and wake up refreshed. Except for Vision, since he doesn't sleep, but he does ramp down to a lower energy level. Still, it's important to him that family doesn't stay mad at each other for too long.

He likes to encourage the uniqueness of his children and not compare them or promote competition. Unhealthy competition, I should say, because things like sports and video games are fine as long as things don't get nasty. He doesn't tolerate one sibling picking on the other too much.

Vision thinks getting good grades and having a proper education is extremely important, but so are other responsibilities and playtime as well. He encourages breaks if he sees them struggling with their homework, rewards them for taking initiative with their chores, and makes sure they have plenty of time to play and unwind so it's not all work.

Movie nights are a beloved pastime of Vision's. He loves getting everyone on the couch or in sleeping bags and staying up late with popcorn to watch movies. It's a fun treat for everyone, and a chance to laugh with his children and enjoy their company.

[aria-chicken-flugget]

The Brothers (+Undateables)

React to A CRONCHIE MC

MC who’s joints crack randomly OR has Joint Hypermobility Syndrome

For @offbrandmilk and The Simp Club 😂✌️

The Brothers ~

Lucifer 🔥

Y’all are chillin in his study as he finishes up his work when *CRONCH*

He snaps his gaze up, that disgusted surprise on his face at the noise

“MC... did you- did you just make that noise?”

“Ah yea, sometimes my back cracks randomly when I get up lol.”

*Disgust intensifies*

“Do you... need assistance of some kind, perhaps?”

Would relax and sigh with relief when you say no

“You humans never cease to amaze me.” “Thanks!” “... That wasn’t a compliment.” “:(“

Would Glare TM each time it happens, making you feel increasingly self conscious

Until he’ll inexplicably soften - “MC...” “Yes?” “When -“ he’ll huff, “Doesn’t that hurt you? To do that...?”

His brows downturned, blush upon his cheeks as he attempts to examine the latest CRONCH

If yes, will personally see to it that you are looked after during those times - “it’s not that bad Lucifer! Really!” Does not register lol

If no, will revert back to being vexed or ‘disgusted’ by it, especially in public

Clicks his knuckles, on purpose, with a sickening crack

“You hypocrite!”

Mammon 💵

You’re messing with the Levi, having taken a treasured figurine to ‘sell’ when you drop it

“Hurry up would ya? He’ll catch up!”

You squat to pick it up when *CRONCH*

In the heat of the chase, silence falls dead

A solid minuet of Mammon frowning between you and your knees before anyone speaks

The Most Expressive Derp TM

“Wha- what the heck was that?!”

You rise, brushing it off with an exasperated sigh “It’s nothing, happens a lot.”

“We don’t even make that noise when Lucifer punishes us.”

Would occasionally steal glances thinking he’s being surreptitious about it when you finally ask “What is it?” Would fiercely deny it

“Pfft Me? THE GREAT MAMMON? Starin’? Ha - in your DREAMS Human.” Blush

*Spongebob narrator voice* 5 Seconds Later

“Ok so what if i was starin’, huh? It was weird!”

... “You’re fine though, right? It didn’t hurt ya doin that to get the toy of his, right?”

... “Mammon! Would you stop looking at me like i’m going to snap in half if you breathe?!” Blush

Levi 👾

You’re doing a co-op match of a horror game you’re trying with him - things get jumpy when *CRONCH*

You’d bent your arms ‘inhumanly’ at a jump scare, accompanied by a CRONCH

Levi thought it was the game that made that sickening crack

You wish you could frame the horror stricken expression that turns to face you after a dumb moment

His face unmoving, his eyes flit to your bent back arms and your casual smile

Error 404, Levi does not compute

You break the silence with a laugh, “Oh yea i’ve got hypermobility -“ bends arms further

He snaps out of it with a “Wooooaaaaaaaahhhhh!!” “Eek!” As you tease him a bit further

“The game’s scary enough!” “LOLOLOL”

Actually finds it really cool

Quickly gets you two to cosplay and roleplay usuing your ‘Special Ability’ as he’d call it

Would 100% roleplay kinky and try to do it himself, too

Fails

Satan 📚

He’d be teaching you how to play chess in the library. Silent focus, from jovial to tense... until *CRONCH*

Raised brows as he meets your blushing features. You scratch your head, nervous for disturbing the silence

He frowns, a smirk tugging his lips, “Did you just make that sound?”

“I didn’t do it on purpose to put you off or anything -“ “Good. Or else i’d have to punish you.”

You try not to combust at the unintentional insinuation

Otherwise lets it slide, finding it ‘odd’ or ‘quirky’, even endearing...

Likes that he’s the first and only brother to know about this ‘quirk’ of yours

Barely notices it/doesn’t mind at all

That is until, you CRONCH in the silence he requires in order to read dense text

He eyes you darkly as you CRONCH for the fourth time in a row - you wince

“Sorry!” A harsh whisper before you creep out to CRONCH your back elsewhere

Smirks as you leave, shaking his head before calling you back in - as though it were an ‘inconvenience’ to do so

Asmodeus 💋

He’d drawn you a bath in his own king sized tub, ready to spoil you rotten for your spa day

You’d sunk into the tub with an appreciative hum as he began rubbing massage oil in your wrists

He’d set the mood PERFECTLY as usual

“How am I supposed to control myself when you sing so sweetly?” Wiggly brows

There wasn’t a crick, nor a crack... BUT A *CRONCH*

He freezes, you peel your eyes open with a suppressed smile. He makes a choked noise, the mood having been shot dead

“Honey... what the hell was that noise?”

Knowing full well it was your wrists that made such a deafening crack

You giggle at his tense expression, as he asks “So are you secretly an eighty year old, or?”

You explain you have joint hypermobility syndrome, which is sometimes painful

After getting over his initial freak out, he pampers you EVEN MORE

“You come to me if it hurts honey, ok?”

Your pain is his pain, though he may not show it, he actually gets intensely upset if something truly hurts you

Beelzebub 🍔

You’re chilling in your room together, with take out from a new chain beside Hell’s Kitchen, both making happy yummy noises as you eat

*CRONCH*

Beel pauses mid bite, but shrugs and keeps eating. Maybe there was lettuce in his burger after all?

You remember - sauce! Can’t eat with Beel without the full experience!

“Hey there’s some Hellfire sauce in the kitchen lemme grab it real quick -“ “:)”

You get up to get it when - *CRONCH* there go your ankles again. Welp.

His eyebrows raise a second, “MC... are you ok?”

You smile, laughing off how that happens sometimes

He frowns in thought before shrugging with a laugh alongside you, “Fair enough.” Seems legit lmao

He’s seen weirder shit and is still unfazed by it so he does not give a flying fuck lol

“As long as it doesnt hurt.” “:)”

If your joints/limbs were particularly sore or even dislocated that day, he would gently scoop you up and carry you anywhere <3

Belphegor 😴

Your napping in his arms as the little spoon, just between wake and sleep as he snuggles into you. You shift to get comfy when *CRONCH*

He freezes, you freeze too, trying not to laugh

“MC...” he begins groggily “What the fuck was that noise you just made?”

You explain sometimes you just CRONCH. It be like that sometimes Belphie, it do

He doesnt believe you, especially since you’re laughing as you explain it

“No really! I’m serious!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because it’s funny! You’re reaction pfft” “>:(“

“If your weird human body wakes me up i’m not gonna nap with you again.”

He doesnt mean it

*Goes to leave because you CRONCHED* “Well, where do you think you’re going?”

*Visible Confusion* He flashes a cocky grin, “You’re not skipping out on being my Pillow.”

Grabs your CRONCHY wrist and tugs you back under the covers for more snuggles

“But you said -“ “Shut up and sleep”

*Kisses your forehead* “:)” <3

The Undateables ~

Luke 👼

He’s baking treats for you, Beel and Simeon when you offer a hand when you see him sturggle with the tray and *CRONCH*

The Most Disgusted Face TM

Almost drops the tray on your feet

“What in this disgraceful Devildom was that noise, MC?!”

“My joints do that sometimes” with a shrug and laugh as you #Take 2 with the baking

Turns his nose up “That was a horrible noise no wonder the demons love you so much.”

Tries and fails to act prim and proper as he carries the tray from your grasp, only for Beel to tackle the tray and eat the first batch

This ’Chihuahua’ is all bark and no bite, doesnt mean a word

After a silence, he’ll ask quietly, “Are you... hurt by it?” Little blushy face

If no, he’ll smile and turn his attention back to the sweet treats. If yes, he’ll be a sad puppy

“I’m alright, Luke! Don’t worry.” “Ok :)”

Will fight any demon anyone who may question or mock you over it, even though it doesnt bother you

“ChOtTo MaTtE! >:(“ #NotSoSilentProtector

Simeon 😇

Your walking to class together at RAD when he drops his books. You insist on plucking them from the ground for him when *CRONCH*

Surprised Pikachu Face TM

Breaks into That Smile TM and laughs with you at your cronchie knees

“That was... certainly an interesting noise.”

You don’t need to explain, but you do for the record so to speak

He gets weirdly curious about it, Is it all humans? Do you enforce cronchie joints upon your young? Mandatory or compulsory to be a human with cronchie joints? “:’)”

Will try to CRONCH too out of curiosity

It doesn’t go badly per se, but it doesn’t go well either

“Simeon, stop before you hurt yourself.”

Similarly to Beel, is hardly fazed by it at all when considering some shit this boi has seen

“Oooh like what?! *~*” He smiles all Innocent TM “You don’t want to know.”

Innocent my ass

“Now I wanna know more!”

Solomon 🧙‍♂️

He’s showing you some magic to prank the brothers in a sneak attack when *CRONCH*

He eyes you with That Smirk TM and bursts out laughing with you

“Hey! Me too!” *CRONCH* his knuckles

You two start CRONCH Wars

You act out lines of Star Wars to each other ever since and CRONCH, terrifying the Demon Brothers and Purgatory Hall

“MC, I AM your father.” *CRONCH*

Somewhere nearby, Lucifer holds the bridge of his nose with a deep *sigh*

You both sneak attack the others with CRONCHES, scaring the shit out of them

apart from Beel or Satan. They don’t notice or see it coming, respectively

You did it once to Lucifer. You did not want to do it again ... *~*

You start to slowly recruit others to the CRONCH wars, starting with Levi and Mammon

“When will this nonsense end?” “THE CRONCH WARS NEVER END, LUCIFER. NEVEEER.”

Would CRONCH next to you when you’re asleep to freak you out

*CRONCH* “Solomon... why are you in my bedroom?”

Barbatos 🕰

He’s showing you how to prepare the Hellfire cigar rolled cookies so that you can teach Lucifer, when *SPLAT*

...

Jk, it’s ofc a *CRONCH* - but i nearly got ya! haha ok sorry i’ll stop

Anyway, *CRONCH* go your shoulders as you bend over a simmering tray to get a whiff

Your eyes pop open as you hear the sickening crack and Barbatos makes a small surprised choking noise

You lift your gaze with a nervous smile only to see him smirk

“That was a... curious noise, MC.” That small chuckle behind his gloved hand, “Is that a regular occurrence?”

Laughs it off, shrugs. Surprised he didn’t see it coming when he quite literally knows all

Ignores it from then on

However will chuckle behind that glove if the timing is particularly humourous

Will seem unfazed if it hurt you, but his actions would speak for him.

Making you tea and checking on you more frequently, even if you’re not at the palace

Would snark anyone who comments on your CRONCHINESS like the diva he secretly is

Diavolo 👑

You’re visiting the palace on your best behaviour, taking a stroll with Diavolo when *CRONCH*

He’s smiling through a frown as he tries to work out where the noise came from

“Was - was that you, MC?” That Laugh TM head tipped back, tears in his eyes laughing

“Hahah such fun!” *CRONCH*

He CRONCHED his arms to CRONCH with you, only he CRONCHED too far

His arms are stuck in their newfound ‘unsightly’ position

Puppy eyes as he can’t seem to UN-CRONCH

Your turn to burst out laughing, he quickly joins you

Lucifer’s hand flies to his chest when he sees you two return - “MC... did you have something to do with this?” Glare

You flush, about to fight your case when Diavolo steps in with That Smile TM

“I wanted to joint in!” “...” “;)” *FacePalm*

“It was fun, you should try it Lucifer!”

Satan snickers at the double meaning - “Fun? Lucifer doesn’t know how to have fun.”

Diavolo pulls those Sad Puppy Eyes TM

By the end of the night Lucifer literally bent over backwards to make Diavolo happy lolololol

Don’t take these too seriously! Mostly a shit post for the simp club lolol - hope they made you smile! ✨

[hermette-historian]

We’ve hit the four month mark on our journey with August 2012 and the 1.3.1 update to Minecraft (hooray for ender chests and sandstone stairs!) so I believe it’s time for another long form post. Today’s topic: Vibes...? focusing on family friendly-ness, sorted by member.

Disclaimer: This post does not include every member of Season 1. I tracked down 20 creators that still had videos up from 2012, but at this point in history only 7 were actively posting (oddly enough, red3yz seems to have deleted and restarted his series after the update, and I couldn’t track anything from Kiershar at all which makes me sad). Monkeyfarm joined the server on July 6 and Static posted his first video on July 30, but I will not be including them because with three episodes between them it’s far too early to judge their vibes.

Sorted by order of appearance, here’s our season one cast thus far!

GenerikB

100% family friendly! He’s been at this for awhile (as long as “awhile” could possibly be in 2012, which is like a year) and knows how the system works. Has formal commercial breaks for ads, which is completely warranted because his videos average at 40 mins. The original hermit and prankster extraordinaire, GB does his best to protect his assets using the latest in redstone technology but knows how to take a joke as well as he gives one. 

Biffa2001

95% family-friendly! This guy throws himself at the grindiest project possible in 1.2 Minecraft (clearing out large amounts of water is a pain in the ASS) but knows how to pace himself and his content to make it more digestible for the viewers. Biffa is Britishness incarnate, all stereotypes included, and proud of it. Love me a good, dry sense of humor and a level-headed approach to gaming.

Hypnotizd

100% family-friendly! Personally I don’t think Hypno gets enough credit for being the oldest member of Hermitcraft to still be on the server. (He’s only got a day or two on Xisuma, but still) underrated hermit. 2012 Hypno is completely indistinguishable from 2021 Hypno; he started with one (1) vibe and stuck with it for nearly ten years. Quiet and basic in the best way possible, Hypno makes you feel safe, calm, and smart.

Xisumavoid

76% family-friendly (for rage-quit reasons and that one time he swore on camera). On the complete opposite end of the consistency spectrum from Hypno, we have Xisuma. This is not by any measure the X we know and love (though he is still lovable) and it’s truly amazing how much he’s grown. Organized to a fault, it’s taken until his latest episode for X to say out loud that he needs to take himself less seriously and not get frustrated at all of his mistakes (propensity for derp does not pair well with excessive perfectionism). But his builds are nonetheless impressive, and he serves as the redstone genius (or slave, if you ask Biffa) of the server.

Keralis

20% family friendly. Keralis curses like a sailor and makes innuendos like a prostitute, although there is a downward trend in the sheer volume of profanity as he gets used to filming with the “tamer” members of the server. His English vocabulary at this point is not quite at the level it is now; he tends to count/mutter in Swedish and repeats himself constantly as he learns how to multitask effectively on camera. But holy SHIT are his builds epic. Even with the block palette available in 1.2, Keralis’ S1 base is one of the most beautiful modern builds I have ever seen.

Topmass

20% family friendly, for exactly the same reasons as Keralis. Topmass (or Minecrafted, if you prefer), has more of an excuse though, considering I would hazard a guess at his age being around 18/19 when he joined the server. Hermitcraft is clearly not a priority for him and his upload schedule is infrequent, but other members of the server frequently tout his other work as being awe-inspiring. Top has baby gremlin vibes as he tends to spend his time following the other guys around and lodging the occasional arrow in their backsides, but should you choose to watch his series beware his immaturity.

Joe Hills

50% family-friendly, but only because nobody under the age of 14 will understand a word of what comes out of this man’s mouth. Joe is chaos incarnate and the purest fountain of intellectual hilarity, and I am in absolute awe at his improvisational comedy skills. I’ve covered a lot about Joe in previous posts so I won’t go into too much detail here, but suffice to say that Joe is undoubtedly what keeps the server from feeling like a group of individual let’s plays.

[piscesparker]

Fallin’ all in you H.O

a/n: Based on Fallin' all in you by Shawn Mendes 🥰

Warnings: Fluff.

𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒕𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆, 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒆'𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆, 𝒘𝒆'𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆, 𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏' 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖....

You and Harrison had been roommates for over 2 years, and even though Harrison kept on leaving for work it didn't stop you both from creating an breakable bond. But you took that bond and friendship for granted; unintentionally.

Your parents have known about your friendship with the Brit, but that didn't stop them from trying to set you up. Now you were absolutely frustrated with their behavior and you blurted out something you never thought you'd say. "I'm already dating someone!" You yelled through the phone.

"Who?" Your mom asked. "Harrison." Of course, his is the first name that comes to your mind.

"Really?" Your mother squealed in happiness, "Oh honey, we're so happy for you!" And for the next couple of minutes they kept asking you numerous questions about the two of you which you lied about easily.

A few weeks later you were at home when the bell rang, you found it odd because Harrison would never be home this early. Fixing your hoodie, well actually Harrison's, which you borrowed from him. Opening the door, you were face to face with your mother who was with a suitcase, grinning ear to ear, your face went white as she hugged you.

"Mom what are doing here?"

"Is that how you welcome your mother?" She laughed as she let herself in, "I thought I'd surprise you and your boyfriend!" She winked. Right, fake boyfriend. And just when things couldn't get any worse Harrison waltzes in, "Hey, y/n, I was thinking of getting some take out- oh who's this?"

"Hello, you must be Harrison, y/n's boyfriend! I'm y/m/n her mom." She introduced as she hugged him.

"Hi," Harrison was left confused when she said your boyfriend, "I'm sorry what?" He furrowed his eyebrows.

"Harrison can I talk to you for a minute? Alone?" You asked as you pulled him by his sleeve in his room.

"I can explain." You said as you shut the door.

"You better!" He sassed making you roll your eyes at him.

You began to explain how your parents were trying to set you up and how you lied to them about him being your boyfriend and so on. "So, you're telling me that your mom thinks that we're dating."

"Yup"

"And you want me to pretend to be your boyfriend?"

"Yup"

"Y/n, I hope you know that I have a girlfriend right?" You did not.

"No, I did not." You admitted sheepishly, "Harrison please I really need this." You begged as he shifted his gaze to the ceiling. "How long is she staying?" He asked making your eyes light up,

"1 week max, thank you so much Haz!" You exclaimed engulfing him in a hug which he returned.

And so your journey of having a fake boyfriend began as you exited the room hand in hand, Harrison said it would seem more realistic. "I hope I wasn't intruding." Your mom asked, according to you a 100%, but Harrison didn't mind, "Not at all Mrs. Y/l/n." He smiled. Helping your mom settle in she took your room as you moved to Harrison's. "I'm really sorry Haz, if I'd known she was coming I would have given you a heads up or maybe just come clean to her." You admit as you sat beside him on his bed. "It's fine, I got you," He reassured you giving one of his infamous smiles, " 'Night."

The next morning you woke up on Harrison's chest, all cuddled in. You had no idea how you got there but you liked it, "'Morning." His raspy voice rang through your ears as he tightened his grip around you. Your eyes shot wide open when you realized that you weren't dreaming and this was actually happening; immediately you try to get out of his grip, but he was just so strong. Guess going to the gym paid off, shuffling around the room you wake him and remind him of your deal. Ever since then he had been acting different to you, the two of you were close, granted; but this was different level of closeness. Stolen glances and kisses on the cheek, always placing his hand on your lower back and thigh every chance he got.

You really sold it your mother that the two of you were dating and she was so happy for you, now here it was the day your mom was leaving, you were kinda bummed that the deal was over, but a deal is a deal. After you dropped her back to the airport and came back home, there was a weird tension between you and Harrison. And of course you didn't want to talk about it, you couldn't tell him that you've fallen in love with him, he has a girlfriend, of course he didn't feel the same. But he did, you made him feel things he'd never felt with Kate and he had to confess it to you.

2 weeks later, you were headed back after a long day at work you came home to lighted candles, a huge rose bouquet on the counter and Chinese take out, your favourite. "Harrison?" You called out to your roommate, and he entered the room in sweats and a smug smile on his face, "What's all this?" You laughed.

"I broke up with Kate." He said softly as your now smile turned to a frown.

"I'm so sorry, what happened?"

"I fell in love with someone else." As if you weren't hurting enough he decided to hit you with train. "Who?" You stuttered.

"You," He whispered as if he wanted only you to hear it, "Y/n, that one week made me realize how wrong Kate was for me and how perfect you are for me." He finally confessed and he held your shaky hands in his sweaty ones. "And I know you don't feel the same but i just had to get it off my chest and say that I like you, so so much."

Silence and tension once again filled the room and Harrison began to regret all his words, but truth to be told, the reason you didn't want to date any one else was because you were waiting for him to confess to you.

"I like you too." You say catching him off guard.

"Really?" He confirmed, you humming in response; he instantly placed his soft lips on yours picking you up and twirling you around. You were so happy you didn't tell your mom the truth because now it was true.

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[courage-a-word-of-justice]

Fruits Basket 53 (s3 ep 3) | Wave, Listen to Me! 3 | God of High School 7 | Kemono Jihen 8 - 12 (FINAL) | Visual Prison 1 | Mieruko-chan 1

Fruits Basket 53 (s3 ep 3)

You only want what you can’t have in a lot of cases…whether that be something from the past you can only live through once, like this…

Wave, Listen to Me! 3

Now that I’m in a server where one of my fellow admins is a trans gay dude…I wonder if it’s okay to enjoy gay people being the butt of a joke like this (quite literally, in one sense)?

INGRY MONGRY.

…what are the turtles for(?) Update: Oh, the turtles are Mizuho’s.

I think Minare thanks Jupiter because of the Maroon 5 song, Drops of Jupiter…I feel like that’s the only way to explain it, even though the chart rankings on Wikipedia say the song never charted in Japan.

God of High School 7

*38-year-old high schooler* - LOL, wut?

LOL, the swearing finally hit its limit on Crunchyroll, eh?

I seem to remember people who read the source text said the pacing was too fast, but I don’t feel that, as an anime-only watcher. Then again, they increased the focus on the fights, so I’m not complaining.

LOL, Sixsung. The only Korean word I know well is “chaebol”, so I think it’s used here. (<- did not use volume)

Kemono Jihen 8

“Inugami” is written as “hidden god”. Hmm.

Nobimaru, you asshole!

Kemono Jihen 9

LOL, Kabane’s on the floor.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww…an eight year old and…how old is Kabane again? 15 at best? Please tell me you’re joking…

Kemono Jihen 10

(no notes, sorry!)

Kemono Jihen 11

(no notes, sorry!)

Kemono Jihen 12 (FINAL)

Get some clothes, Kabane! More than Shiki’s jacket!

LOL, Kabane is such a derp!

Okay, that was really fun, albeit not quite finished. Also still barfing at how Aya seems to be in love with Kabane…See you next time while I recover...

Visual Prison 1

Checking this out because I am 7 episodes from approaching the (self-imposed) threshold on my spreadsheet – that is, I had over 100 eps accrued on that thing and, once I finish those 7 I’ll have exactly 100 old episodes, so I can move on to checking out the new anime.

Of all the things in the world this anime needed, why did it have to be a panda cat? *raises eyebrow*

I like a concert-like experience, but I swear it’s the same yells on loop! Gah!

These twins(?) remind me of the Beppus (Boueibu s2).

There’s a member of the Discord server who likes Iori of Paradox Live, so I am reminded of Iori when I see this Saga guy *sweatdrops*. (Note: I am currently an admin of a Discord server for Hypnosis Mic. This was one of the reasons I fell behind on my simulcasts – the conversations there would happen for most hours of the day and always sucked up anime-watching time.)

Waiwaiwaiwaitttttttttttt…microphone swords???? That’s something not even Hypnosis Mic does and you know how much I love that series! You have my attention!

What’s with the “Bro”??? Honestly, there’s not much to comment on if it’s just music video after music video…

*vampire gets bitten into, he screams in ecstasy* Uhhhhhhhh…there is clearly a sexual metaphor here, but I will refrain from commenting on it…

When it says “thank you”, Ange specifically seems to be saying “thank you for helping me” in the Japanese. However, it seems to be readily apparent from the previous text he is saying this, too, hence the simplification. (Also, it’s possible I misheard him. I suck at listening to Japanese these days.)

Hah…that was…interesting, to say the least. It’s threadbare in plot, hard to comment on, but a fun viewing experience, if campy.

Mieruko-chan 1

To be honest, I wasn’t planning on watching this one - I heard about the fanservice when reading others’ first episode impressions. However, I kept hearing about it from someone in the Discord server and so it got to the point where I checked it out anyway.

Question for all the writers out there: is in medias res always a good place to start? (<- might write a blog post about this)

*cringe* What’s with Hana’s boob shots?

*cringes again at the panty shot*

*gives sus eyes to the butt shot*

Funi translated “uneasy”, but they didn’t translate one of the other calligraphy on the walls, which is 虚構 (kyokou), or “fictitious”. A different one says “hope” (kibou) and ye another says “despair” (zetsubou).

I think the moment where Miko is proven to be haunted is a masterclass in how to scare people – I mean, the build-up (establishing Hana wasn’t there with the camera angle and the photo appearing many times until you could see a different face) was slow but steady.

I knew this was a horror-comedy going into it and I knew the entire premise, but…seeing it in execution now is…kinda disappointing. Miko has the ignorance down to a T.

*cringes again at butt shot* The fact most of my reactions here are cringes…is a bad sign, really.

*sighs at unnecessary underwear line/camel toe*

The bag actually said “Kanata no Shio” (Faraway Salt/Salt Over There)…it’s probably a Japanese brand I’m not familiar with. Update: Checked it and it seems to be a brand unique to this anime.

“Gangle”, LOL.

Welp, it’s a horror-comedy that executes on the horror, but not on the comedy much. It’s a shame too, because it’s just in time for Halloween.

[keigos-dove]

❤️OMG HOW DID I JIST NOW FIND YOUR BLOG?! Like I am in awe of your poetic writing that just oozes raw talent. I literally screamed when I saw that requests were open! So, I was hoping I could get headcanons for Deku, Bakugou, and keigo (separately of course lol) who have an s/o who has tattoo sleeves on her arms? She designed them herself, loves art and drawing, and is really talented! Thank you so much!!! Hope you have a good New Years!❤️ -❤️heart anon❤️

A/N: Thank you so much heart anon for your love and appreciation. It’s really nice to see that I have such loving followers who want to interact with me. I don’t have many devoted followers seeing as that I’m new after all. These may be a little short but I hope you enjoy nonetheless! Have a Happy New Year!

Izuku Midoriya 

Deku will be your number one fan

He’ll support your art a lot

He’ll be very interested in your tattoos

He’ll ask if they hurt when they got them, how many you have, the stories as to why you got them

Deku will take notes and we all know it

He’ll always have a piece of your art in his wallet so he can think of you when he sees it

Bakugou Katsuki

He won’t openly admit it but he loves your art

Draw him and he’ll be smug af

Will keep a piece of your art as his wallpaper

He will brag about your tattoos

He 100% thinks that you’re badass with them but won’t tell you to your face

Will trace your tattoos lightly when you’re cuddling 

Keigo Takami (Hawks)

He loves your art so much

He’ll keep pieces of your work hung up in his office

He also thinks you look badass with your tattoos but unlike Bakugou he’ll tell you

He like Deku will ask about your tattoos and their stories 

No doubt he’ll ask at some point to design him a tattoo of something stupid like a chicken with a derp face or something like that

He’s serious and will get the tattoo so be wise of your design choice 

[heartofthra]

1, 4, 11, 16, 17, 19, 22 ^_^

hhhh thank u i love talking about cosplay

1. Your first cosplay. castiel from supernatural 😅

4. Your favourite cosplay (that you have done). jack sparrow 100% i just need better photos taken bc i’m so proud of that costume

11. Your cosplay specialty (ie. something that seems to apply to a large amount of your cosplays, it could be a specific series, or a common feature in their appearance, such as glasses). dark hair and dark eyes since that’s what i’ve got and characters with my features just work better haha

16. What is your best cosplay memory? i have a lot of good con memories, staying up til 3 am playing cah in the gazebo at katsu, all the road trips we’ve crunched on, photoshoots and meetups with people dressed from the same series as you...and hotel room shenanigans ahhhhh but my favorite cosplay memory was when i was merida and i had a little girl come up to me who was just taken aback to see me and she got so excited, it made my heart swell 🥺💕

17. What is your worst cosplay memory? getting harassed by a mormie when i was cosplaying joffrey which like...i get but only to an extent and he crossed the line :/ all day i was getting like fuck the king, i’m glad you’re dead, like ok cool i can handle that but this man got in my face, called me a c*nt for cosplaying him, and started following me around the con 😬 i haven’t cosplayed joffrey since bc that just tainted it for me

19. Your best cosplay derp photo! i can’t believe i found one 😂 this was during my jack sparrow build lmao

22. Your most comfortable cosplay and most uncomfortable cosplay. ooooo most comfortable would probably be any of my casual cosplays like jack frost or anakin skywalker or any of my homestuck cosplays, and especially ramona flowers since she just wears clothes i do lol and jack sparrow is surprisingly comfy too. most uncomfortable would have to be taako or magic brian, i just went too extravagant with the platform boots and the wigs and shit it was just...so much

[redwinterroses]

Bdoubleo100: ep1, s8

And we’re back at it again at Krispy Kreme -- finally diving in to Bdub’s first episode. I’ve been saving this one -- partly because it’s so long (seriously Bdubs an HOUR? please keep doing this lol) and partly because Bdubs is my favorite feral hermit and I wanted to give him my full attention. 

So without further ado -- spoilers below!

Hold up did Bdubs change his intro music?

“Hi, it’s me -- the cozy fuzzy mossy time king.”

“we sang kumbaya...” *insert mass battle scene*

the death on this server is hilarious and that should be a bad thing but it’s not

Gem just launching herself into the fray i love her

XD The way Scar comes around the corner and is immediately like Oh mistakes were made and they were made by me back away slow

Confirmed: none of the established hermits know ANYTHING about 1.17 except for xisuma but he’s a cryptid he doesn’t count

i love that prox-chat = “shout at them until we’re within range and they finally hear us” XD

I can’t wait to see how Tango’s, Keralis’, and Bdubs’ bases look and who takes over the area first XD

it’s so precious that these guys are SO experienced with the mega, late-game side of MC that they end up derping so hard with early-game survival. Elder Gods pretending to be mortals -- I love them.

Tango: “I love caving with builders -- they choose shears over armor.”

Keralis 100% knows what UHC is

“Put me in the cage, I’m ready.”

“Use your shears!” “Oh that’s shearly a good idea.” “...I hated that, I hated that joke.”

Bdubs: *sees axolotl* *instant panic*

“I’m gonna name him idiot.” Axolotls are the new jungle cats for bdubs

team TBK has one (1) brain cell and they left it in a chest at spawn. 

Bdubs’ dictionary: “bargain” = “steal under threat of violence”

“GEMINIIIII”

I’m like 99% sure that Gem took all her stuff out of that chest and put it in her inventory when she heard team TBK coming. XD Her POV cuts right before that but it seems like a wise move all things considered

Gem seriously sounds EXACTLY like a patient adult dealing with hyperactive children and I just adore her

“Does that hurt every time?” *proceeds to bounce up and down on a spike repeatedly stabbing himself in the feet*

can't wait to see Gem constantly call in the diamonds from episode one like Danny Kaye's character in White Christmas constantly pulling the "I saved your life" bit

these guys are 100% like the doofy trio of villains from a 90s Disney show. Tango is the brains, Bdubs is the muscle, and Keralis is the dumb one they all pick on XD

“BEHOLD THE COBBLE OF SHAME”

only Bdubs would immediately decorate his early-game cow farm with a severed head and redstone bloodsplotches

“Nice piece of meat there”

“I control the time around here”

yoooo I didn’t know you could place deepslate sideways

in chat -- Cub: “Buzz buzz.” Scar: “That is a lie.” wat

wtf Bdubs singing almost sounds like the Patient Is The Night guy from Over the Garden Wall

“I’m so happy-- my dog is attacking my arm.”

“Watch, I’ll end up living out here later-- no. Please no.” *s5 flashbacks intensify*

Bdubs: *gives Gem jungle plants for Aesthetic Needs* “...do you want some TNT as well?” #chaosgremlins

Are you going to hold that clock all season, Bdubs??

yes please I need Bdubs and Gem collabs

“I am the sleep king.” “Are you?” “YES!???!” *punches Scar off a cliff*

“Don’t call me Oscar!!”

Imagine if Scar had had access to moss during the Mycelium War

Mumbo in chat: “praise boatem”

builders helping builders I love them

“Is that an insult??” *Scar snickering*

Scar I’m getting reputation points vibes with your wax-on-wax-off services *squints*

“This is an interesting idea for a starter base... And may I NOT recommend it.”

BDUBS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL???? like I’m not surprised but at the same time I’m amazed

“I’ve lost my mind! Aha!”

“...don’t tell Etho about that. He doesn’t like... hollow.”

“Gotta get [wolves] for my daughter Ari” I forget sometimes that the Hermits with kids probably also make their content with their kids in mind and that’s just the most delightful thing

excellent gandalf impression

Oh I feel so good after watching that, Bdubs is hands down one of my favorite hermits, I just love him so much. Excellent vibes, hilarious jokes, sudden rage -- all my favorite things. 

I am now exactly halfway through the first day episodes. This was a bigger task than I anticipated but I’m going to complete it! And then I probably won’t “liveblog” any more episodes this season lol. It just takes so long literally probably twice as long as just watching the dang episodes.

[rewatching-supernatural]

s01e04

alright, took a break for a few hours, now it's night and dark and I'm back!

*****

oh this isn't fair, opening on a shot of paradisiac beach and traveling, there's a pandemic going on! I haven't seen the ocean in a year because I'm stuck here!

ah, nervous flyer - flyer? flier? who knows - same my dude, OOH BLACK EYES!

First black eyes of the show! Demons be lurking among us

Wow, what a great fucking joke

"Time does fly uh?" 😒

Oh that fucker, he's gonna open the plane door isn't he? Oh yes, yes he is, there we go.

*****

That Jackles ass is *chef's kiss*

OH THE MOTEL SET IS BACK I love this set so much, it's the same fkg set for every motel room with the little half wall

why is Jared's voice so weird?? he sounds like a teenager, this is so weird

Dean, worried big bro, love you man

I'm sorry, Dean sleeps with a giant knife under his pillow??? I would be terrified of cutting myself in my sleep D:

*****

Oh, first time of us hearing of someone recontacting the Winchesters after being helped once, interesting

oh that guy telling Sam John was proud of him and that he knew he was in college and a that, aww that man, this is such a domestic scene, wow

*****

I love plane crash shows and documentaries and I highly recommend the podcast Black Box Down, and this episode really hits perfectly in my interests, I keep forgetting to type down my thoughts which is a good thing

*****

George Phelps, sounds like a Harry Potter reference to me

*****

why do all the houses on Supernatural look hauntedly terrifying? even the ones that are supposed to be "normal"??

*****

they're questioning the wife of one of the plane victims and Sam goes "was your husband weird?" like ??? who asks that??? and Dean looks at him with such judgement 😂

*****

Oooooh they're wearing suits now!

suited up babies!

*****

men just instantly look 100 times better when wearing a suit

they're just walking around and not very interesting but it's still a great scene because Dean Winchester in a suit ✨

*****

Oh shit they're about to get caught by the real Homeland agents! run away from the cops boys!

*****

oh the pilot is already back to work??? after thta plane crash??? that doesn't make any sense, he would be under investigation for a while before he was ever allowed to fly again

*****

Sulfur? demonic possession!

*****

oh the pilot (Chuck) isn't at work, he's flying a small plane on what looks like a private airfield, that makes me sens--

oh no, the shit joke again! "time really does fly" = death, now

*****

awn poor boys missing their dad

*****

40 minutes in right? not me checking the time every time I fly for the rest of my life to make sure we make it past the 40 min mark

*****

they made it to the airport ON TIME? that's unbelievable!

*****

Dean being so smooth with his lying is just

the entire show relies on Dean lying his way in and out of shit

*****

how did Sam go from "let's leave all these people to die, who cares, I just wanna find dad" in ep02 to "we are getting on this plane of certain death because we can't let these strangers die alone" ???

*****

omg I forgot Dean hates flying hahaha Dean baby you'll be okay this is only episode four

hahaha Sam "Just try to relax" yes because that is SO helpful Mr College Boy, thank you for your wise words

*****

Dean humming Metallica is such a fucking mood

*****

It is SO obvious the demon would possess Dean

"someone in emotional distress, weak"

Sam like "hey, say God" "hey, say it in Latin" "hey, it's Christo" like Dean hasn't been hunting for years while Sam was in school 😒

*****

*turbulences* Dean: Come on, that can't be normal!

*****

Omg Dean's face when he's breathing to calm down, so derp

*****

How is all of this happening within the 40 minutes? impossible

*****

IT'S THE CAPITÁN, AH SHIT

*****

This is actually stressful, the atmosphere is well done, the demon possession thingie is well done, even if the special effects aren't excellent, the story itself is quite interesting and good and Jensen and Jared are doing an incredible job

OH the demon knows about Jess, of course, just to make sure Sam is rattled a bit more

*****

oh shit the demon is free in the plane, it's making them crash

for a low budget show this is quite well done!

Dean was freaking out like all the other passengers and Sam handled it like a big boy!

Good job Sam!

*****

of course they come out at gate 13

of course

*****

had to pause for a few minutes and on Prime Video when you pause, it shows the actors that are present in the scene (I didn't know that before, it would have helped to figured out who the Suits actress was before)

and my first thought was "wow I can't wait until Misha's face is there too!"

*****

"Dean... it knew about Jessica."

troubled Sam has made an appearance

*****

John's voicemail says to call Dean

poor baby boys are convinced their father's dead

(785) 555-0179

Sam tried calling and it was out of service? but Dean could get the voicemail? did John block Sam's number? or was it really off?

welp

*****

And there goes the Impala riding away into the night and in doing so, concludes episode 4

onto 5!