#hermitcraft Demise

[messiergalaxy31]

falsesymmetry. you agree

[pomodoko]

"You won! You won! You won!" "I won!!"

Their friendship singlehandedly got me out of my funk and back to drawing Hermits again.

[noctude]

this idea has been in my brain for over 2 months and I finally had time to make it. is this too earnestly cringe to upload? i am beyond the capacity to care. enjoy

now on youtube!

[link to drive folder w/ downloads including instrumental]

Everything was chill back in Hermitcraft 6 (lying)

Then Grian got up to his usual tricks 

The name of the game is kill or be killed

No swords no bows no PVP skills

First Rendog found his inner fish

But he couldn’t stick the landing and his bones went squish

Stress flew through the dares with talent and grace

But she didn’t catch the totem and she fell on her face

Then Ren came back with a sinister vice

Tricked X with a race and blew him up twice

Looks like steel beams can’t be melted by slime

‘Cause Jevin didn’t see Mumbo’s tower in time

Stress set a trap at the shopping district

And dropped Scar right into a pufferfish pit

Cub’s stunt got stuck and X felt robbed

So he got a skeleton to finish the job

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Players, mobs, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Tango and Impulse were shopping at the mall

But the store detonated and it killed them all

Grian had a no-good-very-bad-day 

And when he made it back home he got blown away

Then False broke a block and before she could speak

A giant underground explosion sent her into next week 

Cleo signed up for a warehouse tour

But she didn’t read the waiver and she fell through the floor

And TinFoilChef went laughing to the grave

Then without another word went back into his caves

Tango’s game was a race against the clock

And Keralis threw an egg at the most explosive block  

Now revenge is a dish that’s best served cold 

But Bdubs got it boiling as Cleo foretold

And when Joe got the rug pulled from under his feet

He tried to play it cool but he couldn’t take the heat 

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

It’s 90% explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown….

In another dimension

With danger abound

Mumbo threw his ender-pearl

But missed solid ground

And Doc had played smart

But Grian played mean

He was dead on arrival,

The trap unforeseen

Then one player remained,

One Dragon Head left-

For the ride of his life, 

Iskall auctioned his death

He beat Joe Hills And ZombieCle-o

And every other member of the Dragon Bros:

FalseSymmetry and BDoubleO

And Grian and Mumbo Jumbolio 

Also Rendog, Jevin, TangoTek and Cubfan, 

Stress, Scar, and X just couldn’t beat the Iskallman

TinFoilChef or ImpulseSV

Doc can rock with blocks but can’t flee

So Grian and Impulse forged a team

And together they built a death machine

With a narrative arc from beginning to end

And a wild surprise around every bend

When the show and the ride were finally done

Our champion knew that his course had run

All that remains from the end of this fight 

Is a piece of bloodstained diorite 

This is the hermitcraft showdown of hermitcraft destiny

Just way too many explosions - where do they get all that TNT???

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown  

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown 

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

Of Hermitcraft destiny

[morickkk]

/hermitcraft spoilers!!!

Congrats false symmetry :)))

[lifesmpliar]

OBLITERATE!

[seawitchkaraoke]

Where's that post about False being the type to cry and sob while winning a fight easily and bdubs being the type to be yelling "I am the king of the world I am the best!" while getting his ass beat?

Bc it feels very relevant to how demise ended

[viky-somebody]

congrats false on winning DemIIse!

[in-the-multiverse]

Demise was really fun <3 [warning for loud sounds]

[gillipop-curated]

catching up on joe's hermitcraft rn and i just had to make a gif of this lol :3

clip under cut

[call-of-the-ocean]

waking up after being demised

[dead-sp1der]

I like how Joel calls his attempts on xB's life embarrassing

Because it stayed embarrassing even when he actually managed to kill him

It took 74 tnt minecarts; he had to take out half of xB's mountain just to take xB out

You had to drop a nuke to kill 1 guy man, that is still embarrassing

[ivys-garden]

OK, so we all know animatics for demise are coming when its all over right?

Now, I k ow a lot of people will want to go for more dramatic music to set the animatic to,but...........

Ren died organising a chest. Gem and Pearl (?) were fished to death. Scar fell for a trap he'd already seen. Impulse Dug straight down. Cleo mined the block they were standing on.

So i think the Stupid Deaths theme from Horrible Histories is more fitting.

[pomodoko]

Just found out there are actual people coming onto False's lastest video and making absolutely horrendous comments because she won Demise. Please just straight up say that you guys were too biased for your blorbos to win and cannot take the idea that a female creator who's not in the Life series took attention away from your little guys 🙄

False won fair and square, and she won the exact same way that Iskall won in in HC6 Demise: with the help of a friend. Grian rigged a trap to kill DocM77 because Iskall was his ally. Ren trapped BDubs and killed him because False was his ally. She was careful and paranoid in equal amounts as Bdubs and xB until the very end. Bdubs was literally bribing other Reapers they wouldn't kill him, and xB was keeping a keen eye on everything going on in his base. None of them logged out inside their own bases, and I'm sure none of them used the same bed twice.

If you're one of those people who went to False and Ren to complain about their videos being "scripted" and they're "cheating", or that False was being mean and bullying Ren, you shouldn't be watching Hermitcraft. Because for all the focus on "friendship" that you have on them, you sure as hell don't give the Hermits equal amounts of respect. These people have been friends with each other for years. You cannot make assumptions just because they were messing around on edited videos.

Everyone else, please go check False and Ren's latest videos and give them plenty support and good faithed comments! It sucks that they had to deal with awful people even though everyone was having fun and playing fair.

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

“false didn't deserve to win demise” erm... okay? anyway if you think you can stop the symmetry that's false g team is calling for help but im ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you know that falsie's on a killing spree try to stop my pup and perish painfully! Im the queen of heads hearts and body parts your diamond armour can't compare to my martial arts i'll send a poison dart to make your breathe your final breath g teams name will be the only thing left hermit gang hemit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit g

[silverskye13]

Liar.

Welsknight you coward give me Reaper Helsknight. He would be fun okay.

Alternative version under the cut because I like both of them.

[mudblockz]

they are such little creatures