#hermitcraft Demise

[messiergalaxy31]

falsesymmetry. you agree

[noctude]

this idea has been in my brain for over 2 months and I finally had time to make it. is this too earnestly cringe to upload? i am beyond the capacity to care. enjoy

now on youtube!

[link to drive folder w/ downloads including instrumental]

Everything was chill back in Hermitcraft 6 (lying)

Then Grian got up to his usual tricks 

The name of the game is kill or be killed

No swords no bows no PVP skills

First Rendog found his inner fish

But he couldn’t stick the landing and his bones went squish

Stress flew through the dares with talent and grace

But she didn’t catch the totem and she fell on her face

Then Ren came back with a sinister vice

Tricked X with a race and blew him up twice

Looks like steel beams can’t be melted by slime

‘Cause Jevin didn’t see Mumbo’s tower in time

Stress set a trap at the shopping district

And dropped Scar right into a pufferfish pit

Cub’s stunt got stuck and X felt robbed

So he got a skeleton to finish the job

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Players, mobs, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Tango and Impulse were shopping at the mall

But the store detonated and it killed them all

Grian had a no-good-very-bad-day 

And when he made it back home he got blown away

Then False broke a block and before she could speak

A giant underground explosion sent her into next week 

Cleo signed up for a warehouse tour

But she didn’t read the waiver and she fell through the floor

And TinFoilChef went laughing to the grave

Then without another word went back into his caves

Tango’s game was a race against the clock

And Keralis threw an egg at the most explosive block  

Now revenge is a dish that’s best served cold 

But Bdubs got it boiling as Cleo foretold

And when Joe got the rug pulled from under his feet

He tried to play it cool but he couldn’t take the heat 

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

It’s 90% explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown….

In another dimension

With danger abound

Mumbo threw his ender-pearl

But missed solid ground

And Doc had played smart

But Grian played mean

He was dead on arrival,

The trap unforeseen

Then one player remained,

One Dragon Head left-

For the ride of his life, 

Iskall auctioned his death

He beat Joe Hills And ZombieCle-o

And every other member of the Dragon Bros:

FalseSymmetry and BDoubleO

And Grian and Mumbo Jumbolio 

Also Rendog, Jevin, TangoTek and Cubfan, 

Stress, Scar, and X just couldn’t beat the Iskallman

TinFoilChef or ImpulseSV

Doc can rock with blocks but can’t flee

So Grian and Impulse forged a team

And together they built a death machine

With a narrative arc from beginning to end

And a wild surprise around every bend

When the show and the ride were finally done

Our champion knew that his course had run

All that remains from the end of this fight 

Is a piece of bloodstained diorite 

This is the hermitcraft showdown of hermitcraft destiny

Just way too many explosions - where do they get all that TNT???

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown  

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown 

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

Of Hermitcraft destiny

[morickkk]

/hermitcraft spoilers!!!

Congrats false symmetry :)))

[lifesmpliar]

OBLITERATE!

[in-the-multiverse]

Demise was really fun <3 [warning for loud sounds]

[seawitchkaraoke]

Where's that post about False being the type to cry and sob while winning a fight easily and bdubs being the type to be yelling "I am the king of the world I am the best!" while getting his ass beat?

Bc it feels very relevant to how demise ended

[gillipop-curated]

catching up on joe's hermitcraft rn and i just had to make a gif of this lol :3

clip under cut

[call-of-the-ocean]

waking up after being demised

[dead-sp1der]

I like how Joel calls his attempts on xB's life embarrassing

Because it stayed embarrassing even when he actually managed to kill him

It took 74 tnt minecarts; he had to take out half of xB's mountain just to take xB out

You had to drop a nuke to kill 1 guy man, that is still embarrassing

[ivys-garden]

OK, so we all know animatics for demise are coming when its all over right?

Now, I k ow a lot of people will want to go for more dramatic music to set the animatic to,but...........

Ren died organising a chest. Gem and Pearl (?) were fished to death. Scar fell for a trap he'd already seen. Impulse Dug straight down. Cleo mined the block they were standing on.

So i think the Stupid Deaths theme from Horrible Histories is more fitting.

[mudblockz]

they are such little creatures

[azaleastobloom]

False’s tower of Safety

[eatgras]

Clebert.

[joehills]

Who's that Hermit? It's xBCrafted!

Let's show xB how handy we are with anvils!

Next, let's hop in Gem's new hot tub for dads to clean off our mangled filthy skin! After that, we'll wander around and accidentally visit FalseSymmetry, RenDog, VintageBeef, and Iskall85!

We'll wrap up by actually following through on the nether roof project I mention at the beginning of the episode, a 1/8 scale nether portal map of our community area project.

[siunytoons]

False Symmetry!!

the queen of demise!!!

[gammagoop]

hermithorror week day 5: echoes!

what do you mean its late november