#hermitcraft Bahamas backpacking sale

[spicygambles]

An idea for some MumBeef because it's been on my mind once again for... some reason...

Anyways...

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HCBBS or "Hermitcraft Bahamas Backpacking Sale" as Beef very much wanted it to be, was on its reveal phase. They're all down there inside the timer surrounded by chests and signs with names and it's looking less and less like the vacation he's hoping for.

The signs get read and chests get opened, he pats a sad Ren on the head as he reads who's base he got and he could feel the idyllic waves of the Bahamas getting further and further...

No! says he, He's determined to make this work now and ends up searching for a way to still go on this dream vacation and wow look at that, the cheapest package he could find is a honeymoon getaway for two...

Backpacking, snorkelling, buffets, and spa treatments, a fun packed one week adventure with your beloved by your side honestly what more could he ask for?

He came to, still in the middle of the hubbub with a lighter wallet and a confirmation message on his communicator, and he suddenly remembered that he hasn't been married recently and had no one to go on this "honeymoon" with.

Well False had done a runner the moment the schtick got exposed and Ren pretty much bounced back almost immediately, so he took a quick look around to find someone who needs a couple of days break.

A bit out of the way, past his fellow hermits excitedly talking about the upcoming swap, he saw Mumbo leaning on a wall, a tired but satisfied smile on his face, as if he'd been up a couple of nights in a row planning a serverwide event.

It only took a couple steps until he's face to face with the man. Mumbo looked at him eyebrows raised up in surprise and before he could say anything, Beef beat him to the punch.

"hey Mumbo, wanna go to a honeymoon with me?"

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Vacation! The sea! Beautiful sunsets! you get me right? cmon it's a lovely prompt (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+. So many things that can develop and I think it'd be so nice and spicy. Hell we could even say that this would be a prequel for A Couple Steps Away.

[starboltz]

》btw, this post will be continuously updated《

APPEARANCES OF THE DOOMSDAY COUNTDOWN CLOCK THING:

• Mumbo Jumbo S7 ep68

• JoeHills S7 Livestream 1/17/21

• Keralis S7 ep56

• Grian S7 ep63

• Cubfan135 S7 ep86

• xBCrafted S7 ep109

• VintageBeef S7 ep70

• Docm77 S7 ep25

• iJevin S7 ep71

• impulseSV S7 ep73

• Iskall85 S7 ep73

• FalseSymmetry S7 ep65

• JoeHills S7 ep62

• Tango Tek S7 ep69

• Grian S7 ep64

• Mumbo Jumbo S7 ep69

• Hypnotizd S7 ep53

• Cubfan135 S7 ep87

• GoodTimesWithScar S7 ep52

• ZedaphPlays S7 ep It Blew Up...

• TinfoilChef S7 ep17

• JoeHills S7 ep63

• VintageBeef S7 ep71

• ZombieCleo S7 ep40

• FalseSymmetry S7 ep66

• Docm77 S7 ep26

• EthosLab S7 ep34

• Grian S7 ep65

• xBCrafted S7 ep112

• impulseSV S7 ep75

• Iskall85 S7 ep74

• Mumbo Jumbo S7 ep70

• Keralis S7 ep57

<insert more hermitcraft episodes here that I haven't had time to watch because of school>

HERMITS WHO ENTERED THEIR NAMES:

• Mumbo Jumbo

• JoeHills

• Grian

• Cubfan

• xB

• VintageBeef

• Doc

• iJevin

• Impulse

• Iskall

• FalseSymmetry

• Tango

• Zedaph

• ZombieCleo

• Keralis

• Stress

• Scar

LIGHTS THAT WENT OUT ON THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK:

0/12

(There are 12 lights on each side, and they all seem to be in sync)

Color: Red

THEORIES HERMITS HAVE MADE:

• The Button Two: Electric Boogaloo

• Hermitcraft Bumbo Baggins Society

• Hermitcraft Big Bee Swarm

• Hermitcraft Bahamas Backpacking Sale

• Hermitcraft Big Button Society

• Hermitcraft Builds Bases Secretly

• The end of Season 7 or Hermitcraft Bye Bye Season

[thatreallyminecraftsmygender]

NOOO YOU MEAN HERMITCRAFT BAHAMAS BACKPACKING SALE ISNT REAL???? NOOOOOOOOOO

,,, I can neither confirm nor deny the reality or unreality of proposed statement, nor can I confirm truth value of the proposition 'bahamas backpacking is real' and therefore, in accordance to my uncertainty on the matter, I invoke my right to remain silent as to not confuse matters further