#here's a fun Mr stick hc I have

[erroryeswifi]

I like your Steve and Harold being nemesis hc! Can we get more lore? >< If you want to👍

Boy, am I glad you asked!

Okay for starters, the whole reason I picture them having beef stems from two main reasons:

1. Harold is a piece of shit bully, and Steve is extremely bulliable (imo at least haha) and

2. (The main reason) both Steve and Harold both went into school for psychology (at least they should have).

Now you may ask, wdym they both went into school for psychology? Where did you hear that from? Well, it’s more of an assumption tbh but the thing is, Harold is a Therapist and Steve is a school counsellor. Both are professions that need a bachelors degree in psychology (plus teachers college for Steve since he’s also a teacher/works with kids). So I always thought it’d be fun to pair them up, that’s basically it.

Okay now with that settled this is how I imagine the eras of their relationship:

Elementary school:

The two met in school as kids. Their relationship with one another at this point is really just Harold picking on Steve for dumb kid stuff. But as they get older it mostly becomes more targeted towards Steve’s femininity. Harolds bullying on this topic specifically is a big push into it becoming a major insecurity. It sticks with him for a long time even as an adult he’ll sometimes (rarely though) get a bit insecure about being effeminate. (An example of this could be in the episode “The Sorcerer”. Where we see the infamous “I am a man!” line from Mr Small. I love this clip so much so here it is ⬇️)

High school:

Similar to elementary school this bit of their relationship is also mostly just bullying. Though this time ramp the intensity 10 fold! Now it’s more than just bullying, it’s straight up abuse. Getting beat up and yelled at constantly and for very personal things too (*cough* being gay *cough*). Luckily for Steve though he has some friends that have his back and help whenever they can (Sal left thumb, Patrick Fitzgerald and Nicole Watterson to be specific). I’m a truther to the idea that Harold is bisexual as fuck but is so deep in the closet even he doesn’t know he’s in there.

University:

Now this is where things get messy. After graduating High school, Steve is excited to start his new University life! He got into a good school for psychology in the hopes of becoming someone who can help make change in people’s lives. Due to his direct family not living in Elmore and the fact that he’s old enough to live on his own at this point, Steve decides it would be best if he lived in a dorm. It’s cheaper than an appartement and it’s on the school campus. It’s perfect! And he’s very excited to start this new chapter of his life. Once he gets to his dorm he knocks on the door excited to meet his new roommate. And to his demise, Harold Wilson opens the door.

Basically this era the two have to deal with being roommates. Harold doesn’t seem to mind it in comparison to Steve who is absolutely mortified at the idea. Steve wants to give him a chance, they’re both adults now and he doesn’t want some stupid childhood rivalry to mess up this experience for him.

To Steve’s surprise, Harold seems to have mellowed out. He’s still arrogant and annoying but it’s not as bad as he thought it would be. He learned to live with it, and he did so peacefully. He didn’t mind it and it felt nice not having tension between each other.

It was like this for a while before Harold started becoming a bit touchy. It catches Steve off guard but he figures Harold is just becoming more comfortable with him so he doesn’t think much of it. Well he was right, Harold was becoming comfortable, very comfortable. Harold decided this was the perfect opportunity to experiment with himself. And I don’t really know how to write this smoothly but basically the two of them ended up becoming low maintenance zero commitment flings BAHAHAHA!

There is no romance involved in this. Steve does not like Harold in any romantic sense at all but he’s desperate and lonely and having someone anyone to at least pretend to fill that void was good enough for him. As for Harold, he’s really just experimenting, no feelings involved and definitely no feelings of guilt unlike Steve. I think after high school a lot of Steve’s friends and him drifted apart. He’s still friends with them but they don’t hang out nearly as much as they used to.

This relationship of theirs goes on for their first year of University. In the second year, Steve decides he’s not happy living like that and requests to switch roommates (which he does). After that he and Harold didn’t ever talk to each other other than class related things as they still shared classes. Once Steve manages to get his bachelors degree he leaves the school to do teacher’s college while Harold stays to get his PhD in psychology.

Post Uni/Work:

This era is the tamest their relationship has been. Their relationship at this point is professional as the majority of direct contact between them is Mr Small as the guidance councillor for Harold’s son. Other than that, the only interactions between them is occasionally bumping into each other in public by accident. Harold makes a few witty comments and that’s about it.

Wow! Okay that was a lot, but yeah, this is the sum of how I imagine their relationship is. I guess you could say this is apart of my Highschool/College Au? But the thing about that Au is that it’s just how I envisioned the past lives of literally everyone, it is doesn’t specifically revolve around just Mr Small or anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[juniperss]

Could you write Dallas Winston with a good girl reader who’s the daughter of like this really well known couple so her being with Dallas Winston is like a big NO bc he’s the town hood who’s in and out of jail and she’s like the ideal child, but she just can’t help the charm of Mr. Winston😉 and after meeting each other she becomes a bit sneaky and Dallas like breaks her out of her bubble and like gives her some adventure in her life🤭

I'm such a sucker for "good girl" character falling for the charismatic, rough and tumble bad boy. I AM NOT IMMUNE TO THE TROPE!!! Tossing this song here because it really fits the mental image of this request I had!

The Perfect Daughter falls in love with Dallas Winston HCs (she/her pronouns)

First, may present to you the fact that Dallas fucking Winston is going to be so smug about this? Cause he is. He's going to be grinning ear to ear knowing that the perfect girl from a well known and respected family is down bad for him. Fuels his ego big time.

She's not the first "good girl" he's "corrupted", I mean look at him. But she is the first to actually see him as more than challenge or way to screw with her family's expectations.

Everyone knows about Dallas. He's got multiple reputations and stories get around. He's been in jail, he gets into fights, he causes trouble, and he's popular with the ladies. It's hard to pick up some of the gossip and talk about him. But you've also heard good things (at least from the Greasers). You know he sticks up for his friends and that he's loyal.

You also know that he's damn charming. When Dally looks at you and smiles, it's easy to fall for him. And you do. You can't resist those big eyes and wicked grin. When Dallas picks you (more like picking on you TBH) to interact with....you just feel special. He's selective with who he choses to include in his life or hijinks.

Honestly he probably thinks you're just going to be a fling and he's fine with that! He was ready to have some fun and get into some trouble. You two probably cross paths a few times before you speak to each other; at the drive in or at school (not that he's actually going his classes he's just there to meet with Johnny and Ponyboy). Starts with him teasing you and your friends most likely, not gonna lie.....but if you stand up for yourself or snip back at him get ready for him to not leave you alone.

But when he realized that you were much more interested in trying new things that you had always been taught to leave alone? Oh boy, he decided he was going to show you everything.

Get ready for a whirlwind of Dally getting you to sneak out at night, sneaking into the movies, sneaking into abandoned buildings, shoplifting goodies from the store, jumping on a train.....He's down to push the limits of what you've known and done as far as you're willing to go.

Cut to the scene of you two sitting in a train car as it moves along. The moon is high in the sky and rural Oklahoma is moving past at an easy pace. Dally's eyes keep moving from the view to your face and then back out again. He can't help the smile when he sees that wild look in your eyes.

[slamminslamminmcgill]

can i request nsfw saul goodman x gender neutral reader? I’m thinking the reader is his assistant or something like that. It can be a story or headcanons it’s up to you. Thanks! ❤️

gonna do hcs bc i wanted to make sure to get this done for u 😘

you could have the most impeccable resume in the world or you could have "pwease hire me 🥺" scribbled in crayon on a mcdonald's napkin. if saul thinks you're hot, you're hired.

yes, he's going to try to make moves. yes, they're going to be cringe.

in true slippin' jimmy fashion i see him having a lot of "accidents" on the job to try to get what he wants

"oh noooo im so sorry i spilled coffee all over your brand new shirt! clumsy me :(" *ogles your chest all day*

*bumps into you while he's carrying a comically large stack of papers* "aw man! help me pick these up, will ya? gotta make sure we get these in order." *"accidentally" brushes your ass while reaching behind you*

call him a pervert/dirty old man after he tries something. he's into it.

i can see this becoming a fun dynamic where you'd tease back >:3c wearing VERY risqué outfits to work and always making sure to have one extra button undone, swaying your hips a little extra as you walk. "oopsie i dropped my pen! lemme just stick my entire ass in your face bend over and pick it up 😏"

one day you come in wearing a particularly slutty outfit and sit on his desk to discuss a case. he'd be staring up at your exposed skin for long enough that eventually he'd get fed up with the formalities and shoot you straight.

"look, kid, let's cut the bullshit. are we doing this or not?"

"doing what, mr. goodman? i have nooo idea what you're talking about."

"come on, yes you do," he'd stand up from his desk and put his hands on your hips, "walking in here dressed like that, climbing on my desk and practically giving me a lap dance? that's what we call 'leading the witness', sweetheart."

and then y'all would fuck nasty in his office during breaks 😌

he loves doing it on/at his desk. his absolute favorite is when you're bent over the top of it and he's taking you from behind.

definitely an exhibitionist. his office is soundproof but i bet he'd love to flirt with the idea of getting caught. ESPECIALLY if you're being a brat.

"oh, you wanna act up right now? maybe i should just turn on the intercom and let the good people of albuquerque hear what a whore you really are."

he will ABSOLUTELY tease you under the desk in front of clients because he likes seeing you squirm.

he's either really lovey dovey with aftercare (cuddling, smooching your face, petting your hair, telling you how good you were) or he's immediately back in business mode.

you'd be slumped over drooling on his desk with his cum leaking out of you and he just taps you on the shoulder. "hey, space cadet, when you get back down from orbit, you think you can put your pants back on? we got a line of people waiting outside."

[wannaeatramyeon]

Hi, there it's so great to find an amazing writer who enjoys Lookism so much! Please keep at it, your HC's are so much fun to read! If it's not too much to ask for the boys like Gun, Samuel, and Vasco with s/o who is a foreign girl, a very capable fighter, and honorable in combat but outside the fight she is quite self-conscious and a bit naive.

Not me reading the first part of this and thinking you're being sarcastic af lol

Thanks for being so kind anon :') I'm glad you're enjoying it, I have SO much fun writing them and putting my stupidity out! Thanks for the ask! I had a little difficulty writing it.... this really isn't very good but hope this hits the spot.

Lookism with non S. Korean S/O

You're from somewhere vague and overseas. Scenario with your partner (Gun, Samuel, Vasco, Jake)

Gun

Your boyfriend was asking you to fight yet again. You're getting pretty tired of it.

You only moved to South Korea not too long ago and ever since he discovered you picked up your skills from overseas, all he makes you do is fight him. And he doesn't go easy on you.

What happened to dates? What happened to romance?

You thought your boyfriend was growing colder towards you, now always in his own head or just studying martial arts.

"...Gun?"

He peers at you over the top of his sunglasses. Your words are hard to say aloud.

"Do you ... do you not want to be with me anymore?"

"What makes you think that?"

"All we do is fight... Literally! I can't remember the last time you even asked me for anything else."

He pulls you into his arms, "You're actually challenging me. Do you know how rare that is? I'm more turned on than ever."

Samuel

You transferred from overseas after helping source partners to help grow Workers into the behemoth it is today.

Back in your field days, there wasn't anything that couldn't be solved with some violence, but your morals and fairness made you stand out amongst would-be enemies.

Even with the 3rd and 4th Affiliate President as your boyfriend, no one could deny your competence or throw around accusation of nepotism.

But you still had to get your head around the working culture in this country.

"Sammy, do I really have to call you Mr. Seo in the office?"

"Yes."

"Isn't that a bit weird? People have seen us together."

"No, I'm your boss. You need to show respect and address me properly here."

"Oh... Do you actually not want anyone to know I'm your girlfriend?"

Samuel pinches the bridge of his nose, can't quite believing he's going to give in on this.

"Fine. You can call me Samuel,"

"What about-"

"Not Sam. Not Sammy. Samuel."

Vasco

You had agreed to meet in the park for a date with Vasco.

The first time you kissed him, he nearly jumped out of his skin claiming that wasn't how dating worked in South Korea. You found out later it was just his eccentricities.

Vasco texted you that he was running late when a group of guys start harassing you.

You threaten to call the police, but when they put their hands on you, you weren't left with many options.

"Y/N?!" Your boyfriend was staring at you in shock.

"No! Euntae, I didn't want you to see me like this!" you hide your bloodied fist from him.

"What! That was amazing!"

"Thank? you?"His compliment made you blush, you knew it wasn't what 'ladies' do but he liked it?

"Y/N! I thought people only had street fights in South Korea! Do they fight overseas too?"

Jake

You think this might be the first time Jake treated you to a meal. A job well done, he had said after you beat up some thugs who were harassing the girls.

Jake's often running off to god knows where to get god knows what done, leaving you to look after the street.

Is this the supposed Girlfriend Privileges? You having to fight in his stead? You reckon you're getting the short end of the stick.

You stare at the violently red pot of stew in front of you, with some unidentified vegetables floating around

"Jake...? What is this?"

"Oh! You've never tried many Korean dishes, right! It's kimchi stew, my favourite. Here." He spoons some into a bowl for you.

With your boyfriend's loving gaze on you, you had no choice but to take a sip.

"ACK!" you spit it out immediately and grab your glass of water to wash the vileness out of your mouth

Jake rolls his eyes at you, "You've got no taste" and takes his own mouthful.

"I know, I'm with you."

[crimswnred]

these hc are so cute ! maybe what halloween costume the Li would wear individually and in a couples costume 💓💓💓

HI YES YES YES I LOVE THIS QUESTION

I'm so excited!! ok, ok, without any further ado:

what the season 2 lis would wear for halloween (individually and in a couple)

bobby.

individually: look me in the eye right now and tell me he wouldn't dress up as spider-man. especially now with the spider-verse movies.

couple: he's a silly guy so I'm thinking he could wear literally anything after a little convincing, but ultimately, I'm saying:

beast boy & raven or robin & starfire (teen titans)

scott pilgrim and ramona flowers (scott pilgrim vs the world)

shark boy and lava girl

this has gotten way too long!! pls check out more under the cut 👇

gary.

individually: most likely a star war reference. or something funny. definitely something tight

couple: again, another silly guy who would wear anything you ask him, but here are my picks:

han solo and princess leia (and he absolutely loves it)

bowser and peach, not mario tho because that's too basic

bob and helen parr (the incredibles)

ibrahim.

individually: violet man. ok, let's say violet man isn't a real thing (like, well, it isn't). he's DEFINITELY dressing as another superhero. my guess? either superman or batman.

couple: he's gonna rock the best geek couple costumes ever and he'll show off. together, you guys will either serve cunt or die trying. here are some ideas:

batman and catwoman (the batman)

wanda maximoff and vision (wandavison)

jean gray and scott summers (the x-men)

noah.

individually: he would probably wear something that's more halloween than costume party, if you get what i mean? he prolly loves the holiday 'cause of his siblings and REALLY commits to the bit. fred krueger, jason, chuck, ghost face...

couple: like I said, he commits to the bit and goes all the way but he's sticking to the horror pattern because that's how it should go. some ideas include:

emily and victor (corpse bride)

other mother and other father (coraline)

beetlejuice and lydia (yes, the red wedding dress)

lucas.

individually: something sexy but that he doesn't need to put much effort in, like a vampire or something. i can't see him going all out for halloween, i'm sorry 😭

couple: now, when in a couple, it's a tad different... he's making sure you look good together and when i say good, i mean GOOD. you guys would probably be the hottest couple at any halloween party, here are some ideas:

gomez and morticia addams (let's put that stache to use, shall we?)

mr and mrs smith

tony montana and elvira hancock (scarface)

henrik.

individually: TARZAN. and he loves wearing nothing but a thong the whole night.

couple: I bet on something fun and easy, but also cute! he just wanna have fun with you and party for a bit, so I don't think he would propose something super complex. some ideas:

johnny and mavis (hotel transylvania)

daphne and fred (scooby-doo)

lola and bugs bunny (space jam)

kassam.

individually: I'm thinking classic and boring. doesn't care much when he's on his own. classic halloween stuff.

couple: HEAR ME OUT — iconic moments from pop culture. what do I mean by that? well, I mean:

britney spears and justin timberlake in matching jeans outfits

xtina and eminem (at the ICONIC vmas)

sony and cher (like halsey did!)

carl.

individually: spock! a little on the nose for him but COME ON. he's always dressing up as a star trek character, switching up every year. I can see him wearing something marvel related too.

couple: yeah, some star trek reference for sure but since that's not my breed of nerd (sorry not sorry), I'm saying:

jessie and james (pokemon)

loki and sylvie (loki series)

link and zelda (the legend of zelda)

ahh!! this was so much fun to do!! thanks for asking, anon 💝 I had a blast with your question!!

(!) I don't know enough about the missing LIs to add them to this list. if you'd like to ask for a specific islander that didn't make the list, don't be afraid to drop your request in my inbox.

more headcanons.

[scary-lasagna]

I just need some little hcs of Liu and Jeff as kids, if you have time. I see so many imagines of them as adults, and don't get me wrong,I love reading those as well, but I'd just like to know what they were like as kids before all that shit happened. Besides some of my personal hcs, I'd love to know some of yours as well. You are my favorite writer <3 Take care of yourself!

Here's a childhood memory fic and Jeff sleep talking in a shared room with Liu

I'm very honored to be your favorite writer!! <3

Jeff & Liu: The early years

Jeff and Liu's parents were away often on their business trips, one could also go as far as calling it neglect.

They were dropped off at their Aunt's house, and their grandparents, and their parent's friends, forever hopping houses every three or so weeks.

Not once did Jeff see their parents show any kind of affection toward each other, it was like they were in business partnership with the exception of making breakfast and dinner whenever they were home.

So Jeff and Liu were completely dependent on each other for affection, learning basic things, doing homework, and cleaning the house. Y'know things that parents should be doing.

They often cuddled up under blankets together with a movie during the night, and reminded each other their bed times, and after getting in bed getting in a heated discussion about their new favorite superhero vs a shark-bear.

They were very close growing up, but as the trauma set in from neglect and resentment toward their parents, they grew apart when their teenage years started.

But before then, they knew how to make their own fun.

Hitting tree's with sticks acting as swords, splashing in streams, accidentally causing trouble at a nearby gas station. No one really cared what they did except their Auntie Jermma who was very strict with them whenever she pried her eyes away from her cigarette box.

Some little adventures included befriending a dog and trying to feed it cheetos, learning how to make pizza at ages 6 and 7, breaking a vase and gluing it back together and their parents never found out.

But one time, they were out in the backwoods, so deep that the daylight turned to dusk with the amount of tree's overbearing them.

Liu said he saw something weird in between the trees, and Jeff said to go investigate.

Truth is, Jeff was scared it was a bear and didn't want to get any closer. Liu was too, matter of fact. He side shuffled to get a better look at the creature, and screamed bloody murder when he did get a glimpse at the demon.

Liu turned, tripped, and broke his ankle on a sneaky root behind him.

But when Jeff looked, there was nothing there, and Liu was a blabbering mess between recounting the terrifying creature he saw and the pain from his broken ankle.

Jeff tried his best to console him, but ended up giving him a piggy back home while he sobbed the whole way there.

Liu knows what he saw to this day, and he knows why Jeff didn't see it, too. Fate was set out from when they were just a young age, and it wasn't fair to have their destiny's played like puppets.

Jeff helped Liu the whole time his ankle was healing, mostly out of the good of his heart, and also because his parent's weren't around to want to take care of their injured child.

Once they were old enough, they were allowed to live alone while Mr. and Mrs. Woods left for trips. They cooked, cleaned, and turned on the porch light every night on their own.

And nights were lonely, and Jeff often climbed into Liu's bed crying, wondering why all of his friends at school had parent's at parent teacher conferences, and recitals, and field trips.

It was a burning jealously that made him weep.

[wordsbyparker]

Oh boy have I been waiting to ask some questions.

Will the welp have a love interest? (You knew this question was coming)

Any facts or hc you have for the welp?

Will we be referred to as “the welp” for the whole series or will it change?

Will the welp shift or transform in the series and if yes do you know when?

How long do you plan the series to be?

How long does it take for you to complete a video from a draft script to posting the whole video?

Advice for a beginner writer? (Me)

Fun facts about any and all characters?

Thank you for the time.

My apologies for keeping you waiting, then! 😊 These are good questions! I’ll address them one at a time.

Will the welp have a love interest? (You knew this question was coming) No comment. You’ll have to wait and see. Maybe, maybe not. (And yes, I did know that question was coming. 😊)

Any facts or hc you have for the welp? I’ve tried to make them as generic as possible, so folks can come up with their own versions. 😊 We do know they are a visual artist. Sketching helps them process things, which is why Judith or the others find them working on drawings.

Will we be referred to as “the welp” for the whole series or will it change? Yes, the listener character will be called The Whelp for the majority of the series. That might change, I’m not sure yet. Aside from being a gender-neutral nickname, it is used as a term of endearment for the listener by the Carson pack. They are new to being a werewolf, and they have a lot to learn.

Will the welp shift or transform in the series and if yes do you know when? Yes! Their first shift is coming up, but we have a few more episodes to go, and more to learn, before we get there. 😊

How long do you plan the series to be? The current outline is 20 episodes. (It was 12, then some other characters showed up and the story itself got longer, and here we are.)

How long does it take for you to complete a video from a draft script to posting the whole video? It depends, but on average about 2 to 3 months.

Advice for a beginner writer? (Me) Congratulations! Welcome to the insanity! 😊 My advice, from a storytelling perspective:

Write in different formats and genres and see which one you feel more drawn to. Each medium is a different way to tell a story, and you may find that you like writing prose (like novels or short stories) more than you like poetry. You might find it easier to tell a story in a script format than another format. Play and learn what works for you and what you like to write. And you don’t have to stick to “just one” format or genre.

Read, watch, and/or listen. I say that because I know writers who don’t like to read but are amazing storytellers. You can learn a lot about telling a story from watching a movie, playing a video game with narratives, and listening to an audio RP or drama.

Remember that your first draft is so you can get the story out onto the page. The subsequent drafts are for revising and cleaning up. So many times we get caught up in “the first draft needs to be good”. No it doesn’t. The first draft is just the beginning. 😊

Fun facts about any and all characters? Oh, wow. So many. 😊 Where should I start….

Tyler was a very thoughtful little boy. He had this look on his face when he was processing something, and sometimes there are hints of it now that he’s older.

Mason didn’t meet Tyler until they were college, even though his grandfather lived in Tierney’s woods, next to the Carson homestead. Mason didn’t grow up in Raven’s Landing, and Mr. Tierney never introduced him or his parents to the Carson pack when he would visit.

Judith is a research librarian. Her mate Oliver was a history professor. They had a shared love of history, which is how they because friends and study partners.

Maggie and Daniel have the “short girl, tall guy” dynamic; and he is the only person allowed to tease her about being short. She’ll giggle when he does it. She’ll verbally tear someone up if they do it.

Daniel has already planned out the next tattoo for his sleeve, one to represent his and Maggie’s first child (a boy). He’s working on a smaller bow and quiver so he can take the boy hunting when he gets older.

Tyler loves Maggie’s enchiladas, and she will often bring two trays of them to pack gatherings so that everyone gets to have some.

Scott is a big teddy bear, even though he can look intimidating. He used to (playfully) scare Tyler when he was younger. Not to be mean, but because he could. Scott also stepped in as a surrogate dad of sorts when Oliver died.

Gretchen loves to read. She has a favorite reading spot in the backyard at her parents’ house. Old bookstores are like treasure troves to her.

[jerzwriter]

R9: Tell me about a character who doesn't like your character. Why don't they like them?

For as many of them as you want to do 😀

OMFG Ren! I'm looking through asks, and how did I miss this one! This is so entirely fun! (And I may share with some others... )

OK...I think I'll stick with both pairings from Open Heart 🤭 (Apologize in advance; this got long... thanks to the 1 person who may read this! lol)

Tobias / Casey-land

Casey: In general, she tries to be friendly, and she has the ability to tell someone to fuck off and make them walk away smiling after she has, so most people tend to like her. But everyone has their enemies out there don't we know that shit here on Tumblr... 🍵 and Casey's no exception.

The first one that comes to mind is Landry - he detests that she went on to be so successful and that she is held in such high esteem by his idol, Ethan. Then, he goes to Kenmore and tries sucking up to Tobias, and ho and behold, Casey ends up being the love of his life. While I don't HC the same level of bitterness between Landry/MC that others do, and I imagine that if he sees her, he tries to be polite and professional (and she does the same). But deep down, he loathes her. His entitlement can't let him past the fact that he feels she is where he deserves to be.

For a brief period of time, Tobias's brother Jordan (M!OC) doesn't like her. He was a little concerned that Casey was a gold digger, but that was just some projection on his part, and they did makeup pretty quickly when he realized he was being a putz.

Her ex-girlfriend Jess's wife (still working on her name!) wasn't very fond of her initially. It was based on envy and differing personalities. Casey & Jess's split was situational, not necessarily anything either woman wanted, and they remained good friends for life. So initially, she felt a bit threatened by her. After realizing that wasn't anything to worry about, she warmed to Casey a little. But where Casey tends to be light-hearted and fun, Jess's Mrs. is a bit more professional and off-standish. She tolerates Casey but often has an "I don't see what you ever saw in her" attitude. Fortunately, they don't see each other much lol .

Lastly... a whole lot of Tobias's former conquests dislike her... it's the "What does she have that I didn't have" attitude (babes, the list is long lol). But these people are inconsequential in their lives.

Tobias: Well, when he came into Casey's life, Ethan would be the top contender. The two of them had their shared history/rivalry, and after their falling out, Ethan was decidedly not a fan. When Tobias started dating Casey after Casey broke up with Ethan yeah, Dr. Ramsey was not pleased. But after the chemical attack, they were able to bridge their differences and end up becoming good friends again.

Several of his relatives on his late father's side of the family. Tobias's Dad died when he was in Med School, and while not fully estranged, they were not on the best of terms when he died (something Tobias struggles with for the rest of his life.) To hear this group of relatives talk, that is the reason, but that's bullshit. For what it's worth, these are the family members his father didn't get on well with either. Truth is, they tend to be racist and always looked at Tobias and his brother as lesser than them (one of the reasons his father disliked them). They're not too fond of Casey, who has put them in their place on more than one occasion (so they don't like her either lol).

Several of his exes... but... only one (maybe two?) that he was remotely serious with. He was really a dick to his college girlfriend, Kara, who went on to be a prominent lawyer in DC, and while she doesn't think of him often, she never looks at him favorably. After the Hopkin's mess, his ex (and Ethan's ex) Vincenza really didn't think highly of either of them, but in time she forgave them both in time. His ex-long-term-situationship Audrey really disliked him for a while after he began dating Casey... as did a bevy of others who had hoped for more, but he swore that was never going to be his life... and now there he was. So there was some bitterness and a lot of talking shit, but they weren't much of an issue. (And Audrey eventually came around. lol)

Ethan / Kaycee land:

Kaycee: Her situation with Landry is pretty much the same as Casey's above, though I feel like there is a little less detesting on Landry's part. Why? Because he still idolized Ethan, and in some way, I think he figured if she was with Ethan, she couldn't have been that bad. Of course, Ethan thought he was a dick, but that didn't matter lol

I'm sure there are some staff at Edenbrook who dislike her because they are envious of her position and/or relationship with Ethan, but they tend to keep that to themselves because they don't want to deal with Ethan's ire.

I don't think many dislike Kaycee, but I think she is more low-key (compared to Casey) and flies below a lot of people's radar. Her circle is smaller, so there may not be as many who are crazy about her, but the opposite is also true. There are fewer who actively dislike her.

Ethan: While I do HC that Ethan softens a bit because, let's face it, he was an asshole when we met him, he is still a bit short and acerbic, and that really rubs some people the wrong way. Again, when it comes to work, many may not let that be known.

I HC him to have at least one very "Seinfeld/Newman-like" relationship with a patron at Donahue's and at least one neighbor. They've rubbed each other the wrong way for over a decade, and their very existence irritates the other, but they're not close so that limits the damage here. (PS, I HC that the neighbor adores Kaycee, which just makes the "thing" between them and Ethan worse, lol.)

Declan. Declan will forever hate Ethan, and Ethan will forever hate Declan. That will never, ever change.

Several Board Members. They respect him and look at him as a necessary burden because of his skill and what he brings to the hospital, but they're not at all fond of him as a person, and the feeling is very, very mutual.

I think I've blabbed enough, but this was seriously fun! Thanks, Ren, and sorry for the seriously long delay in answering.

[questforgalas]

Jedi HCs - Favorite places to smooch

Obi-Wan Kenobi

of course I started with my personal husband

he is soft, he is gentle, he is cheeky, he is flirty

all of this rolls into one perfect ball of romance and affection

he loves loves LOVES giving you kisses whenever he can

especially during the war, it's his way of reminding himself that you're safe and you're here

but his absolute favorite place? forehead

when i tell you that this soft, gentle man loves to cradle your cheeks and bring your forehead to his lips like it's his own personal death stick? that is not an exaggeration

most of the time, especially during the war, they're quick and get his love across

he savors when he can take a moment or two to linger with his lips there, content humming escaping him

post-order 66, he makes a point to linger longer, savoring in having you with him knowing how precious that is

he'll never rush those private moments with you again

Anakin Skywalker

oh you mean this little sassy shit? (affectionate)

he grew up watching obi-wan flirt his way through every mission

so once you get past his pick up lines *cough sand cough* you get to see all those years of observing and learning from the romantic master

anakin is SENSUAL

where his master is romantic, anakin is passionate and that really comes out with his kisses

his favorite spot is on your neck, right on your pulse point under your jaw

he loves coming up from behind, snaking an arm around your waist, and placing a slow, lingering kiss right on that point

when he's feeling especially cheeky? he's gently grabbing your chin, tilting your head up to look in his eyes, and he's dipping right to your pulse

needless to say, you're a quacking mess as soon as he's done

Ahsoka Tano

See above aka her two masters

Yes Ahsoka had two masters no you cannot change my mind

Ahsoka is Obi-Wan and Anakin mixed with her own brand of sass

She's cheeky and fun which comes out in her affection

In fact her favorite place to kiss on your is exactly that, your cheek

Snips is full of energy and usually running to the next lesson with Anakin, so 8 times out of 10 she's giving you a quick peck on the cheek and running off with a wink

But when she has a moment to breathe, she'll gently place her hand on your other cheek, softly bring your face to hers, and place a lingering kiss on the cheek closest to her

Mace Windu

Mr. Serious needs some more love on this site

hear me out HEAR ME OUT

i know he has the reputation that he's mr serious (cause he is) i know he has the reputation that he's a dedicated man (cause he is)

which means, when he finds you? you're the one part of his life he's more dedicated to than the jedi order and that is saying something

with his dedication comes a sensuality you discover is hiding just below the surface of all those jedi robes and WHOOO BABAY do you benefit from it once it's revealed

you know where your neck meets your shoulder? his lips always find their way there

you sometimes think they're permanently attached there he loves it so much

your back pressed against his chest, arms wrapped around your waist, and relishing in his lips trailing along your neck and shoulder is his peaceful place

[chanelfunnell]

NHL mailbox

two more mailed questions

A) anon I don't cover the troll Ashley and her trash talk on her fan blogs trashing wags. Kathy Leutner has never been a stylish dreseer as much as she loves orchestrated photoshoots with Pens wags. I guess it is her awareness about Sidney Crosby's height and a tiny gap between her own lanky figure she is still short for a catwalk model but she is 5'9 or 5'10, Sidney is around 5'11 so she skipped the heels and went for sneakers. Big deal..all above.

I can't see her on NYE group photo of Pens wags but it looks to me she wears a black rollerneck so make your opinion lol. Not close to a baggy jeans by Isabel Marant on Oiler Wag but accompanied by shiny sexy top and heels. Do not let me start with real look of Ashley Troll and her trashing wags and women generally....she loves Crosby and cameras madly like Kathy L and her only genuine interest close to her heart was Blackhawks top lol sexy like on Kathy lol

B) anon I feel very sorry for these juniors just from hearing about it. It is bad if Bedard's ,playmate, Stan's children and junior club was cancelled by top big wigs who request bribes to let talented juniors to play. I don't think the grandson of the basketball champion from Brno was drafted by Golden Knights Las Vegas from 105th place in NHL draft if the guy was a wooden idiot nepo baby. It works in his home country but not in NHL. 105th place is not great but it is still elite selection based on certain set of skills than walking on the ice with ice hockey stick lol.

Maybe the Mr Big Mouth who comes from Marketa's HC Slavia should stop trashing a talented junior and gossiping about M who covered female basketball in Brno before she got into ice hockey bcs she dated soccer player. Was he drafted by NHL? Does he cover NHL based on each game and viewings? Maybe his TV should pass the baton this year to brainy witty beauty Marketa expert as a host of their award for Czech ice hockey player. Stanley Cup winner Palat trolled by non sporty fling of Jagr as a nasty gal for his purchase of a soccer club in Plymouth UK wher is the base of UK Royal Marines, once under Marketa's little toe. No green beret so a rogue for imbeciles based on Czech movie apparently. Seriously?

Maybe comparing notes with TV commentator from HC Slavia and a junior from the basketball family about a team spirit One for all, All for one. miss or Mrs M apparently locked him with not scoring always from Prague running, like Trabant playing Count Z Pallfy in the locker room lol M went with the girls swimmers to the wash room of the night club called Yellow Submarine where M got out by the window...no idea why and her swimmer friends teased her for a long hair of Milan Baros and Liverpool's Yellow Submarine. Baros grew a long hair based on other Czech soccer guy friend but so J Jagr has been with a long hair since then. Not his mullet. These juniors from Czechia has had tremendous spirit of the fighters with agile work with the shortened offensive zone. Shame they have to pay 10.000 bucks to stay and play to ex communist amateurs stuck in Stone Age so their chavs have money for clothes and fun. No surprise Meghan Markle has found the sound board here. Russian comrades will real results when it comes to their dirty history and nepotism with corruption. We saw the photos, absolutely no beauties with Photoshop or not lol

[touyaz]

your last breeding fic with hawks had me deeply thinking of hawks and a reader who is like a grade school teacher or teacher assistant!!! like can you imagine

museum.

pairing hawks | takami keigo x fem reader

word count 2,325

notes holy shit i completely misread this as my breeding fic reminded u of your grade teacher and i was so concerned💀 ANYWAY.. yes !!! this dynamic… absolute gold. teachers make birdman go brr 😈 this got way out of hand & is more a scenario than hcs but it was so fun to write! enjoy <3

WARNINGS dubcon (the sex is consensual, but the breeding kink aspect is iffy on the reader's behalf), hawks is a little dark/ creepy, smut, breeding kink, unprotected sex, vag sex, creampie. reader is called miss, ma and girl, but no pronouns are used.

MINORS, AGELESS & BLANK BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT. 18+ ONLY.

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hawks is an in-and-out kind of guy. he'll stop villains as quickly as possible and move on before you can even blink, leaving his sidekicks and the police to deal with all the formalities and boring work. he doesn't stick around after a takedown, he'll brush off any injuries he gets, he's not a big fan of the cameras and questions, and most days he's too overworked and tired to deal with the crazed fans that want to snap a picture with him.

it's a different story that fateful day he meets you. a couple of villains have stormed into a museum, holding civilians hostage while they loot the artifacts there. it's a dangerous situation with so many people at risk, but it’s nothing the winged hero can't handle, orchestrating his feathers to capture the villains in anti-quirk cuffs from a safe distance. he does a quick look-over to ensure that everyone's safe, and he's just about to jet off to the next crime scene when he sees you, quivering in fear, crouching beside some children.

his heart stops in his chest when he sees the way you embrace as many as you can, the way they cling to you so desperately. oh, you poor thing. you look so shaky, so terrified, and what kind of hero would he be if he didn't ease your worries? he swoops down from his perch, greeting a few civilians and telling them they're all safe now, until he reaches you.

he can see the way the children wipe away their tears and put smiles on their faces for him, and aren't you just a darling, telling them that there's nothing to worry about now that a pro hero is here.

he plays his part as the triumphant hero well, cheering and praising the kids for being so strong, listening to the way they gush at how amazing his wings are. and, sure, he's facing the little tots, but his mind is focused on you — the way you flatten stray hairs, adjust the hem of your blouse, check your phone. he doesn't even realise that there’s another teacher here until some vile man puts his hands on your shoulders, asking if you're okay.

you're perfect, he thinks, when you stumble away from the hand on you, rubbing the nape of your neck as you reply. then, both of you are grouping with the kids and hawks takes the chance to speak to you.

"hey, you alright, dove?" he asks, flashing that award-winning smile of his, enjoying the way your eyes widen a little in shock.

"yes— yes, we're fine, thank you so much for saving us, hawks."

"just doing my job, miss…?"

you fill him in with your name, and it sounds so much more sultry — like something better whispered between lovers at night than in a public museum with children around — when it's rolling off his tongue as he repeats after you.

"got some brave kids with you, don't you?" he says, grinning at the way one boy shyly tucks himself beside your leg. "school trip, i'm guessing?"

"yeah, we're, um, learning the history of quirks."

just before hawks can reply, a few more kids join, and you crouch down to listen to them speak (and maybe, just maybe, hawks' eyes flit down to the curve of your ass, but you're none the wiser to his lusty gaze).

"maybe you should ask mr hawks," you say — and, god, don't you sound adorable speaking so softly to the children, calling him mr hawks and all, teaching them a little respect. he can already tell you’d make a fine parent, listening to your childrens’ woes (plural, definitely, he’s always wanted a big family), teaching them right from wrong and making sure they’re good kids — pretty like their ma, heroic like their dad.

"mr hawks, can we please, please, get a picture with you?" one of the girls says, and how can he resist the doe eyes and the nervous smile you have on your face.

"of course, kid." you take out your phone and call all the children back in so you can get a group shot, but hawks is quick to pull you back by the wrist when you start to walk away so you can take the photo. "none of that, dove, can't have the teacher missing from the pic, now can we, kids?"

and, whatever the hero says, goes. the kids immediately agree that you have to be in the photo.

"excuse me, sir, mind taking the photo for us?" hawks knows that that's another teacher, or your assistant, but no one ever says no to a hero, so it's easy to get the other man to distance himself as you all crowd together.

hawks makes sure you're right next to him, with the children scattered on either of your sides. he slips a hand around your hip, dismissing the way you look at him curiously with a quick, "smile for the camera, babe!"

the picture is perfect. the two of you are right in the middle, looking like a happy couple with his arm around you, and a lovely smile on your face. even better is the sight of the kids surrounding you both, like some massive, mix-matched family. it's so strange, this feeling festering in him, to want that with you; to see a kid — his kid — on your hip, to rest his chin on your shoulder when you're swaying a babe to sleep, to listen to you baby-talk to his child, little coos and quiet giggles filling the room. just give him a time and he'll be ready and willing to fill you up with a whole class of kids.

it doesn't take long for his sidekicks to enter the building, and, normally, by this time, hawks would have long since left the area, but he can't bring himself to part from you so soon. he asks for your number so you can send him the picture of you two, and then he says that it's protocol for him to meet up with witnesses later for reports of the event, and, well, what reason do you have to not believe him?

he texts you whenever he can after that. a message about how pretty you look in the picture, another checking up on you and the kids — god, doesn't that sound like a dream come true. you and his kids — and another asking if you're free on friday to go over what happened.

he invites you over to the agency, so it seems more believable, and you seem prepared to answer his questions about what you saw before he arrived. sure, you had gone over this with the police, but he needed to make sure the paperwork and whatnot were all in place — the boring side of hero work, he claims with a dramatic groan.

you look gorgeous in your knit sweater and blue jeans, trousers hugging your thighs so well, he wants to dig into your skin, squeeze the plump flesh until you're bruising with his love. it's easy to convince you to stay for lunch — "come on, let me treat you for coming all the way out here for me" — and he orders something expensive, something that has you sweetly gasping when it's delivered to his office ("oh, hawks, please you really shouldn't have." but how can he stop himself from showering you in all he's worth?).

you don't even realise how quickly time is flying by and you're still in his office, chattering about the work the kids have been up to, how you plan to kick back and relax this weekend. you don't notice his hand on your hip, soothingly rubbing circles, encouraging you to ramble on and on, and when you let slip that your shoulders have been aching lately, well, isn't this just a golden opportunity for him?

"come on, dove, i'm pretty talented with my hands."

you don't miss the innuendo, nor are you unaware of how the light in his eyes is lost to a flourishing darkness, but who wouldn't turn into a flushed fool beneath such a charming hero's gaze? you're so compliant for him, letting him turn you and knead at your shoulders, at the base of your neck as he whispers to you. "right here, babe? like this?"

"y-yeah, feels really good…"

he hums, quiet, gentle, but no less seductive than his wandering hands that slowly trail down your arm. his breath is warm on your neck from how close he is, and you can feel the heat from his chest on your back as he murmurs into your ear. "you're so tense, baby, gotta loosen you up and make you feel good."

you're so lost to the way his nose grazes along the side of your neck, his lips following in its wake with the most tender kisses, that you don't realise his hands have moved to massage your hips until they gradually migrate upwards, fondling your breasts through your clothes. you're too far gone now, arching into his caresses, sighing his name as he enjoys the weight of them in his palms.

you don't even know what he's saying, too busy moving your hand back to palm at his cock to focus on his muttering. "god, baby, can't wait to see these fucking grow, wanna see them leaking with your milk."

before you know it, you're completely bare before him, lying back and watching as he pushes his pants down and his rock-hard cock springs up, slapping against his abdomen.

a condom is the last thing on either of your minds — you're too lust drunk, begging for him to fuck you, and he's just giving you what you want, pretty girl, don't worry, he'll stuff you to the brim until you're dripping.

he's got the tightest grip on your body as he bottoms out, claws sinking into your plush hips as he revels in the tight feel of your cunt around him. he can't hold himself back for long, losing all self-control in favour of pounding into you with reckless abandon, carving your silky, pliant walls to the shape of his cock, so you can only ever get pleasure from his cock, so he's the only man you'll ever be creaming for.

"fuck, baby, been thinking about your pretty pussy since i met you. gonna fill you up real good till you're leaking for days," he rasps, mouthing around your nipples, latching onto the pert bud and sucking until faint marks bloom all around them.

his words are going in one ear and out the other, lost beneath your cries and pleas when his thumb moves to swipe at your pearl, circling it in steady motions.

you're trembling beneath him, little pants of his name escaping you, as he croons, "been aching thinking about stuffing you full of my load, seeing you swell all pretty with my kid — fucking hips are made for it, shit—! you want that, too, don't you, pretty bird? bet you want a little babe of your own, yeah? fuck, baby, don't worry, don't worry, i'll give you what you want, i'll give it to you, gonna, fuck— gonna fuck a kid right into you, baby, promise."

his pace is relentless, unyielding, as he pistons his hips into you, deeper and deeper until the blunt tip is kissing your womb with each thrust. his lewd words barely filter in your mind, but the animalistic growls that follow each sentence spark across your nerves, sending you into a burgeoning fire. you don't even know what you're agreeing to, mindlessly nodding your head, mewling a pathetic little "yeah, yeah, hawks, want it so bad, please," and what kind of hero would he be if he didn't give you what you wanted? what you were practically begging him for?

"fuck, yeah!" he groans, winding his arms beneath your back and curling them over your shoulders so he can sink into you even further. until not a breath of air can pass between your bodies. until you forget where you begin and he ends. "you want my seed, baby? gonna let me knock you up, yeah? fuck, baby, i'm coming, i’m coming—!"

his knees are digging into the cushions of the sofa as he puts his all into the last few thrusts. obscene squelches resonate throughout the room, the smell of sex stifling the air with its heady arouma as he buries himself in you. spurts of cum paint your insides white and the feeling of a warm stickiness filling your womb sends you over the edge, hurtling into your own orgasm. your cunt clenches around him, keeping his sensitive cock deep in your hole so he can't pull out even if he wanted to.

his body is folded over yours, breath coming out in puffs over your sore tits as you both calm your racing hearts. his cock is still shoved inside you, not letting a single drop of his cum escape.

"hawks," you murmur, nudging at his shoulder until he lifts his head. "you're still, um…"

your eyes flicker down to where the two of you are joined together, to where your cum trickles out and smears along his thighs, dirtying the sofa beneath you. he smirks at the shy way you avert your eyes when he locks his darkened gaze on yours.

he hums, tipping his head back down to nip at the lobe of your ear, to suck a sweet little love bite at the edge of your jaw. "you didn't think we were done, did you, birdie?" his arms encircle your body and you moan when he grinds his pubic bone against your clit to push his cum even deeper into your cunt. "made a promise to you, baby, and i'm not stopping till i'm sure you're knocked up with my kid."

[ao3time]

Idioms In Gotham

@acingrayson: Regular people: "smell the flowers!" ( enjoy things!) Gothamites: "smell the flowers" (get stupidly caught by a rogue)

I hc that Gothamites have like a whole lexicon of phrases that mean completely different things than literally anywhere else

Me: This looks like a fun way to procrastinate! Let’s get some of that sweet, sweet dopamine! 

 "Beat around the bush" also comes from Ivy and her plants. It means being late to something because of inconvenient Rouge shenanigans making your commute way longer than expected

 "Call it a day" is when a night is surprisingly calm for Gotham, so it may as well be daytime. "Call it a night" is the opposite. 

 "Cutting Corners" is being careful or cautious, because sticking to walls shadows and corners is the best way to walk from point a to b without being caught off guard. 

 "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras" is to be an idiot who underestimates the theatricality of Gotham nightlife 

 "It's not rocket science" is what you say when someone is trying to make something logical that will never be logical. You can try to be as analytical if you want but sometimes it's all magic and curses. 

 "Let someone off the hook" is to fall into a trap by trying to rescue a seemingly innocent victim. Wasting time you should spend running untying, unhooking, or otherwise freeing someone who is just as likely to turn on you.

 "Miss the boat" came about when 3 separate villains intentionally crashed ships into Gotham in the span of 3 months. Miss the boat means to repeatedly dodge bad luck by sheet chance. 

 "No pain, no gain" means to call something a draw. It's okay you didn't get anything out of it, at least you aren't in pain. 

 "Time flies when you're having fun" is a warning to small kids. Don't have too much careless fun or night will hit and you'll be unprepared. 

  "Get bent out of shape" means something didn't go as bad as it could have. Like a bent streetlight as opposed to one that falls on someone's head.

 "A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand": this altered saying refers to Robin and other vigilantes being great from afar, but if they're near you, your day either has been or will be bad. 

 "A perfect storm" is any natural disaster or bad weather event that doesn't include supervillain shenanigans.  

"Bite off more than you can chew" means to be smart and take any and every resource you can, because you may not have the chance later

"Break the ice" means to go about your day after something catastrophic. It originated from workers calmly going at their office doors with icepicks after an attack from Mr. Freeze because their boss still needed the quarterly reports in today

 "By the skin of your teeth" to get through an event alive, but with weird unexplained medical effects 

 "Do something at the drop of a hat" enact a safety plan the instant that anything goes even a little bit wrong. 

 "Every cloud has a silver lining" means don't dawdle looking at pleasant or pretty sights. Sources disagree about whether the "silver" refers to knives and swords, or lead poisoning. 

 "Go on a wild goose chase" For a hot second in the 90's there was a goose themed rouge. This means to be chased, caught or tormented by a off-off-off brand villain. Your friends are never going to let you live it down. 

 "It's a piece of cake" = too good to be true 

 "It's raining cats and dogs" = a villain scheme disguised as a natural disaster. It doesn't matter if you don't know the motive or the objective, you stay inside and keep your head down. 

 "On this ice" also comes from Mr. Freeze. It means that whatever the inconvenience is, it's small enough that you can go about your day, so don't expect sympathy. 

 "Take it with a grain of salt" means to prepare some small thing to keep you safe. Named after a woman who would throw salt over her shoulder for good luck every 5 minutes while running errands. 

 "The early bird gets the worm" is a threat. 'worm' here refers to petty criminals and mildly bad people. The early bird refers to new Robins who are overeager and haven't learned how to pull their punches or prioritize. It's a playful way to tell a friend that karma is coming for them (example: "What the hell? You stole my popcorn!" "What are you going to do about it?" "The early bird gets the worm, you know!")

 "There's a method to his madness" means that if you try to understand the rouges, you will go mad

 "Calm before the storm" is a positive saying because sometimes a good natural disaster means everyone will just stay home and ignore each other 

 "Fortune favors the bold" refers to how those crazy rouges and bats and dramatic theater kids of all sorts Somehow make it out of everything unscathed. Basically means 'life's not fair' or 'if there is a god he has a sick sense of humor' 

 "Sitting on the fence" means letting your guard down. You shouldn't be resting out in the open like that! 

 "Seeing eye to eye" = being unexpectedly trapped in close quarters with someone. 

 "You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar"= don't be too nice to people, or you could attract trouble. It's better to be standoffish. These are very much up for grabs if anyone likes them!

[xx-narcissa]

Tony and Bruce being Kamala’s Dads

warnings: none

a/n: i haven’t done a hc in a while so here we are. also this isn’t an x reader, and also this isn’t tony x bruce but if you wanna see it that way then be my guest

masterlist

i just think kamala’s interactions with tony and bruce are so adorable and whenever kamala is with the avengers they treat her like the daughter they never had

just thinking about it makes me happy because i just think the three of them are the cutest little family ever

of course kamala has her own family, but she still loves this one just as much

bruce and tony argue, that’s not a secret. they’ll argue over anything. now one thing they’ve added to that is kamala. it seems like they can’t go over a week without arguing over her.

tony has the ‘fun parent’ approach while bruce is a little more strict. bruce will scold kamala if she puts off her chores or work meanwhile tony is taking her on joyrides around the city when she has multiple other things to be doing

“the girl’s 16, tony! she already has a lot on her plate trying to be undetected in school, being an avenger, and having a social life. you can’t just try and take up all her time, it’s selfish.”

“it isn’t selfish if she’s having fun too. my bad for actually trying to help her not have the most boring life ever like you mr. i have a permanent stick up my ass.”

then kamala comes into the room, excited to show bruce she got an A on the chemistry homework he helped her with. she sees them glaring at each other and clears her throat to alert them of her presence. “i hope i’m not interrupting anything super important.”

bruce sighed and moved his glasses to pinch the bridge of his nose. “no, nothing too important. just tony being an immature asshole as usual.” “oh, get over yourself nerd!”

but then they’d end up bonding over whatever kamala had to show them and they’d forget the argument until they eventually got into another one.

when it came to training, she always went to tony first. mainly because it was easier to train with iron man than hulk. and because tony wouldn’t hold back on telling her where she needed to improve

but when it came to most other things, bruce was her guy. he’d be more level headed and give her a logical answer to whatever problem needed solving, and most times his advice helped. if it didn’t she’d go to tony instead.

obviously she didn’t only talk to those two, but they were the ones who usually made time for her, and were just easy to get along with.

but after them it was probably natasha. kamala just thought she was the coolest and therefore loved hanging out with her even if it was only for a few minutes.

natasha was usually busy doing stuff and tended to not have much time for the younger girl. she chalked it up to not liking kids but everyone could tell that she had a soft spot for kamala and actually felt bad whenever she had to reject her requests to hang out.

and while kamala had a lot of respect towards steve, she didn’t hang out with him as much because she found his personality quite formal and even a little intimidating

then there was thor, she loved him. he was funny and cool, but was also busy a lot. even still, he’d always try to make time to talk with her, because he enjoyed having someone who didn’t mind listening to his stories about asgard and whatever else he wanted to talk about.

tony loved taking kamala on missions because it was a learning experience as well as a bonding experience. and despite being young she was still pretty strong and helpful. but he’d feel life absolute shit every time she got hurt, even if it was just a little scratch and she could heal herself

and bruce loved having her help him out in the lab, even if all she did was hold things and make jokes, he still loved her company

“woah, mr. stark! did you see that?” kamala said after destroying an AIM synthoid. “that was totally a one-hit kill!” she ran up to tony as he finished off another one. “i know, i saw! you’ll have to teach me that move.”

and i just feel like kamala would try to teach them pakistani recipes she learned from her ammi, even though she’d mess up and forget the ingredients sometimes. even still, it’d be a fun experience and almost always end in a flour fight between the three of them.

sometimes when there isn’t anything to do because the others are away on missions, the three of them will just chill in kamala’s room and she’ll show them ideas she’s been working on to try and get their opinions, or she’ll just talk to them about how much she misses being able to hang out with bruno and nakia but can’t considering aim knows who she is and she doesn’t want to put them in danger

then they’d comfort her about it and end up eating ice cream and watching sitcoms until she’d fall asleep

this is kinda short but i just think it’s a very adorable concept 👏👏👏

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being an Avenger with the power of persuasion

Avengers x reader

warnings:

a/n: towards the end this branches off into the fatws timeline but there’s no explicit spoilers

prompt: anonymous: “Can you do hcs for the avengers with a reader who has powers like Allison Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy?”

the avengers were a little iffy about you because......someone with your power was hard to trust at first

“mind control isn’t as fun as it sounds, you guys. i really don’t wanna keep my guard up at all times when i’m at home base” -clint

“yeah, i’m not sure if i trust this one yet. i mean, i’m totally immune to mind control, but what if they mind control someone to come after me? and they have easy access to the place?” -tony

“excuse me, did you just say you were immune to mind control?” -nat

“he most certainly is not” -wanda

i mean, you get it and all. you heard stories of the avengers’ past encounters. it couldve messed them up

and they had no character references for you

you were new and mysterious

and your powers could be dangerous if you used them the wrong way

“well, i say we take a chance on them. they might surprise us” -cap

“i knew you would say some crap like that” -tony

“i thought a surprise was the opposite of what we wanted?” -bruce

you were put on the team soon after, but you had to have a buddy on missions

*pretending that we have deaf/hoh!clint like in the comics* you were buddied up with clint since your powers were auditory

“you can’t sign me an involuntary command, can you?” -clint

“no, sir” -you

“cool, cool, cool” -clint

stealth looked good on you, ngl

you were able to get behind heavy gunmen and whisper commands to them

“simon says you are an avenger now, shoot the enemy” -you

“simon says i am your new boss, take out your ex-coworkers” -you

“simon says give me your keycard” -you

“simon says i’m not the enemy, you are” -you

“not bad down there, y/n!” -sam

“thanks! now can somebody give me a lift to that one all the way up there?” -you

you proved yourself that day, so everyone got a lot more comfortable with you

and you made a promise that day that you’d never use your powers on them

but occasionally someone would ask you a simple favor, like putting them to sleep or making them focus on a project

“i think the focus one could be a fire hazard” -you

“so just come and get me! or let me die, that’d be fine, too” -tony

“whatever...simon says focus on the new tech” -you

time went by and things got tough, especially when the sokovia accords rolled in

“i wasn’t even there for that, mr. secretary” -you

“and i’m aware of that, mx. l/n, but you still pose a threat to people around the world. you have the means to walk into any place you want and do anything you want. you can see how that makes people uneasy, don’t you?” -ross

“i’ve never used my abilities for anything but good” -you

“what y/n is trying to say is—” -steve

“he knows what i’m trying to say, but apparently that’s the issue” -you

you were “grounded” with wanda

and pretty pissed about it

“i can understand why i’m here, y/n, but you? what did you do?” -wanda

“i intimidate men in charge, i guess” -you

sounds about right, huh?

but clint broke you out

“finallyyyyy! vision is such a drag” -you

and when you got to germany, you were conflicted with yourself

should you use your powers on the teammates who wanted you locked away?

if you got into their comms, you could stop it in an instant

but that’d take some time

“hi, simon(e)! i’m, uh, scott! i think you’re pretty neat!” -scott (p.s. y/n’s hero name is simon/simone. whatever you prefer idrc)

“thanks...and what do you do?” -you

“he shrinks!” -sam

you snuck out to the pavement and tried to hack their comms, but could only do it one at a time

so you got the spider kid

“simon says stick the cat man to the side of the plane” -you

but that cat had claws

alright, it might be harder than you think

“oh god, simon(e)?” -scott

“what is it?” -you

“i’m a little nervous for my next trick...would it be too much to ask if you did your little command thing for me?” -scott

“ughhhhh...simon says, go on with your ‘trick’” -you

and all the sudden he shot up into the air

“oh, nice” -you

you really hated fighting with these guys, but you were out of options and now cap wanted you to come with him, he wouldn’t leave without you

“steve, i’m sorry. simon says leave without us” -you

and that he did, which left you to be caught by a hair

“so close, weren’t you?” -tony

“simon says go to hell” -you

“very funny, guess i’m immune to mind control, after all” -tony

having a mouth restraint place on you that tony had been saving ever since you joined the team

one that “team cap” heavily protested the second they saw it

“tony, that’s wrong! don’t you trust them enough not to do that? they’re going to hate you after all of this” -wanda

“it’s either me or them. at least mine is comfortable” -tony

kinda fucked lol but understandable ig

having to testify without a voice, only able to type or write

but eventually you made your case and were able to make a deal, but part of that deal was to keep your mouth sealed when in the presence of authority since your voice was deemed a weapon ;)

kinda a dick move if you ask me

so you said fuck that and became a fugitive with steve + friends

but used your powers less and less

again, only for favors because it was hard to get peace in these crappy motels

“simon says kill that roach, oh god” -you @ steve

“you were an avenger and you can’t kill a roach?” -sam

“don’t start with me, sam, or you’re sleeping on the floor” -you

“you wouldn’t” -sam

“don’t test me” -you

waiting and waiting for some kind of turning point that didnt come until alien invasion 2.0

and you tried so hard to stop thanos from snapping, but the stones got the best of you as you were frozen in time

but fortunately you didn’t dust

leaving you to get a rematch against thanos when the time would come

and reuniting with tony just for him to lecture you with the rest of the team

“go fuck yourself, tony” -you

“oh, thank god they didn’t say ‘simon says’” -that raccoon you’ve known for like 3 weeks

“do you ever shut up?” -you

“no, he does not” -nebula

anyways your time did not come and you waited five years for another chance

and although you did not redeem yourself on your own, you were just glad that your side, humanity, had won

but just before thanos had ceased to exist, you told him

“simon says to feel the pain of loss for all of eternity” -you

it may have been cruel, but it’s what he deserved

the next step was for you and sam to be pardoned of your crimes

but you didn’t exactly part ways just because...what else was there for you to do? the two of you were close after your time on the run

and all was well until he decided to give the shield up

“oh, bucky’s gonna be pissed” -you

“he’ll be fine” -sam

now, bucky had mixed feelings about you

he was nervous about your powers, but you did save him

and he knew what it felt like not to be trusted

so he gave you a chance and partnered with you after the “new captain america” and the “flag smashers” fiasco

legally, if you used your powers on a government official/soldier you’d go back in the slammer, but it was quite tempting, even if it were just a “simon says punch yourself in the face”

and off to madripoor you went with...zemo

“are you going to persuade me into something petty, mx. l/n?” -zemo

“i’ve gotta make it worth it, honestly, but there’s no rule against me doing so, so at least i won’t feel bad” -you

and who knows what’s next?

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[akkivee]

hyped up was a lot of fun which means i have a lot i wanna gush about lol:

to the absolute surprise of no one, jiro is the best dancer out of his bros lol

ichiro’s the one you’d watch when you’re learning a dance since he sticks to the basics and saburo is the awkward one lol like he has rhythm he just doesn’t know what to do with it lol

saburo was really cute in this live tho lol??? he just looked really happy and excited to be performing up there and i’m not used to a happy saburo for long periods of time lol 🥺

but seriously jiro yessir 😩👍

the utter delight i experienced watching ichiro beatbox was comparable to the first time i saw kimura beatbox so thanks hyped up for giving that back to me lol

sasara leg

it’s very entertaining to watch samatoki do his bad boy squat with essentially a six foot pole in his hand lol

it’s just the nature of juto’s mic lol but he really did strut around the stage like those rich wine moms that carry their purse in the crook of their arm lol

RIO BIG HE STRONB BIG BOY MAN HUGE 🥺🥺🥺

the above is me anytime rio was in frame lol

rio: *salutes as mtc finishes their turn* me: 😭😩😩😩😭💞💞💖🫶💙💙😭💖😫😫😫😫💕💕💙💙💖💙

leggy sasara

DICE WAS SO PUMPED I LOVE IT LOL

and ramuda was so kawaii wtf????? the way he walked and moved to everyone’s songs omg 🥺

and lol during the leaders talk ramuda pissed off kuukou and fluttered away from him, only to piss off samatoki and wind up back where he started lol

it was really nice to see clear inspiration from their seiyuus’s lives in everyone’s performances while maintaining a character spin on it but it was a little odd to see fp very animated during stella lol

also gentaro being the most animated during stella is hilarious lol

twig legged sasara

HES BEAUTY HES GRACE ANYTIME SENSEI WAS ON SCREEN I FELT THE URGE TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH—

*sobbing* how can i go on in life knowing that jakurai’s that pretty how do i still go on in this life while knowing this for four years and being constantly reminded of it—

*sobbing even harder* and he has the gall to be adorably weird still like overthinking sasara’s pun during the leader’s talk and clapping shapes and doing the angler move hayami-san does in hangout and gently bowing at the audience after mtr finished 🅱️LE A SE HE L P—

hifumi’s dancing is so delightfully dated lol!!!! like his moves are just an era older than he is so it stands out while suiting his host persona!!! and hifumin’s energy was so cute lol

sometimes hifumi was standing in the third position in ballet so here’s a new hc—

lol doppo

was absolutely dying when jyushi did one of his flourishes and doppo, tucked away behind sensei and jyushi, had to actively dodge jyushi’s arm LOL

ahhhh watching shinjuku style again made me miss watching shinjuku style live 😭😭😭

sasara all leg all day

nuru-dem legs

the string leg theory as presented by nurusara—

lol no but i liked how sasara was timing the beat with his legs

sasara can never miss an opportunity to mess with samatoki lol respect

the way he bounced around to everyone’s verse was a lot of fun too lol!!!!!

if you had any questions as to rosho’s past as a comedian, lay them to rest after watching hyped up lol

DRUNK ROSHO WAS ADORABLE LMAO

also rip @ rosho for getting caught up in gentaro’s lies lol like it was a good distraction but at what cost lol

rosho: yumeno-san

rei mr ‘boogie oogie oogie ‘til you just can’t boogie no more’ lol

BOOGIE!!!!!

his mic was somewhat unsettling lol like that eye of sauron actually follows you around on that pimp stick

kuukou sure had his feralness dialled up this live lol

LIKE THE WAY HE FLAT OUT GROWLED AT JYUSHI LMAOOO I WAS SO STARTLED KUUKOU PLS

heh heh heh kuukou growl 😳

you can tell by the way kuukou moves he’s got a good core and balance and he’s very in control of how he moves like no moves wasted

AND THE WAY HE LET HIMSELF GO LOOSE IN HOODSTAR➕ GET IT KUUKOU LOL

jyushi introduced himself as bat kicked off and then again unnecessarily during the 2gumi talk lol he’s so funny

we all agree that strike-a-pose-mid-song-jyushi’s a jojo character in disguise right lol

the way he was kinda like ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ while the rest of his team were clapping to the beat during rip lmao

hitoya on stage in front of thousands of viewers: vroom vroom mfers

me: AND HOW CAN YOU NOT JUST LOVE HIM LMAO

it’s always fun watching hitoya get his groove on lol

after kaigen was the 3gumi talk so bat was exiting stage right and hitoya paused and spun on his heel right back around lol what a cool cat lol

hitoya: there a two things that i— *the audience is already clapping lmao*

the audience was half the fun too shoutout to that one obvious bat stan that was waving their wand to the exact manji pattern bat does in rip lol

[peppermint2d]

Hi!!!!! I love 2D a lot, so could I please get some hcs of 2D with an autistic s/o if possible??? Thank you have a great day!! <3

Sorry this is so late! One of the mods graduated (ew). Anyway we hope you enjoy these!

2D Headcanons

2D would love having your same food every day

he also gets happy when he notice you happy stim

Initially he would have trouble creating and sticking to a schedule, but he would try so so so hard once he realizes how important it is for you two and eventually he gets so used to it that he couldn't even imgaine a life without it or you. It actually helps his memory.

He would get super into your hyperfixations.

Like indulges in them big time

He has money and he loves spending it on stuff that makes you happy

A fun date night is when you two binge watch your new hyperfixation

He is never really sarcastic so conversations with him are just easier, plus he is a super good listener and just loves hearing you talk.

He really makes sure not to upset you and, for you, learns really quickly.

He always keeps a spare set of earplugs which were initially for himself in case Murdoc starts yelling

He never raises his voice at you

He is also super considerate of your comfort level

He always triple checks plans with you because 1) he forgets and 2) he forgets

Ficlet

The sun beat down on you, hot, brilliant, bright, the only thing more radiant than 2D's smile. He was so happy to introduce you to his friends and this quiet tea party was perfect. A close, intimate gathering with his two favourite things: peppermint tea and you.

Stu lead you to their backyard gate and opened the door as he probably has done a hundred times before. You wiped your sweaty palms on your pants, you never really enjoyed meeting new people. On the porch, still arranging the little sandwiches was a middle aged woman and her husband, both of whom had a rougher relationship with time than 2D ever did. Stu hande you the basket of fruits and pastries you brought so you could give it to your hosts instead of having to shake their hands. The pleasantries went by smoothly you introduced yourself and they also gave you their names of... something and something. You're not too good with names either and asking again was too stressful, besides the appropriate time to ask for their names again already went by and if you did it now they would think you're weird and you couldn't disaapoint 2D like that, what if he hated you afterwards, what if you ruined the party, no his friendship, just because you couldn't remember their names?

You took milk with your tea.

Stu, despite Mr and Mrs Something's insistance, sat you two on the side of the table with the sun in your eyes so that you could avoid having to look at your hosts. It's a little tactic he created on accident, but has been using ever since. He handles most of the conversation, although he relies on your to fill in the details that he doesn't remember, which are a lot. When the hosts asked about what is was like to be your own boss and set your own hours, you were so passionate, gesturing with all of your body. It was when you were done talking that you realized how weird that may have looked, causing you to bounce your foot and drum your fingers, but after you saw 2D practically glow with happiness and pride, you calmed down.

The little party continued on, and you actually relaxed as you began to enjoy yourself. Stu looked so happy to reconnect with friends, it made you feel nice to be there with him. Good times can’t last forever though, you supposed, as soon enough you heard the door to the backyard gate open again.

“Hello neighbors!” a cheery voice called out and laughed as a group of 4 people walked across the back lawn to the table you were all sat at. You weren’t aware other people were coming. No one told you about this. Although, from the look on 2D’s face when you quickly turned to him, he didn’t plan for it either.

You looked down at the table in front of you, trying to take in a deep breath as you half listened to what these new people were saying to Stu’s friends. Somethings about pastries, hearing them talking out here, how they just couldn’t resist stopping by, and of course, “I still have your casserole dish from last weeks block party!”

This was fine though. You tried to ignore how loudly they talked, and how they moved around the yard a lot. It wasn’t too many new people, and no one expected it, it’s a surprise. It’s all fine. You tried to stop the way you tapped your foot on the pavement. You didn’t want 2D to see that. He was having fun.

You finally looked up from the table in front of you, and noticed that these people had in fact completely invited themselves to the quiet little garden party you were having. They all moved to take seats around the table, and one of them, a man who you’d assume to be the same age as the hosts, pulled his chair up right next to you. So much for comfortable. You tensed up right away and you knew 2D could tell. You didn’t even have to look. You could feel yourself tapping your foot again, much faster this time, but you couldn’t stop it. This was getting too much. You wanted to leave, but all you could think of was that you can’t. You can’t tell Stu, because these are his friends and it would upset him. You might look rude if you left immediately when more people arrived. And every thought you had made everything worse. The talking around you got louder, and maybe even louder so. The man next to you spoke loudly, it felt like you were surrounded by speakers. This just kept getting worse.

Then you felt the slightest touch on your arm, so light you almost couldn’t feel it. It made you jolt anyways, and you looked quickly at the source of it. 2D. The look on his face was so soft, as he smiled just lightly at you. You couldn’t manage one back for him.

He looked away from you and you watched him as he pulled out his phone, messed with it for a moment, then held it up. He explained something about getting a text, he needed to leave, and you could barely listen. He was lying for you. He was leaving for you. And you felt terrible.

He stood up, then slowly pulled you up beside him. You said your goodbyes, or more, Stu said your goodbyes, because at this point you had almost completely shut down. He lead you out the gate, right back out the way you came. While walking out with him, you could feel the prick of tears behind your eyes.

He turned to you as soon as you were safely away from the house. “Are yew okay? I’m so sorreh, i didn’t know they ‘ad more people comin.”

He looked so worried for you, and it only made you feel worse. You were mad. Mad at yourself for feeling uncomfortable. Mad at yourself for making him leave. You felt so bad. “I-I’m so sorry for making us leave.” Was all you could say. You felt a couple tears from before fall, and stared down at the pavement. You didn’t want to look up at him.

“Wha? No no, luv, don’ be sorry it’s okay. Really fine. Um-“ he stopped and you noticed him lean just a bit closer to you, but he gave you your space, “Ya know I nevah really liked those neighbors anyway. Always joining in on fings. Ruin the fun. It’s fine we left, really, I wanted too, to.”

“Really?” You still couldn’t look up at him. What if he really was upset? You just felt terrible.

“Really. An’ I knew yew were getting uncomfortable an’, an’,” he sighed lightly, ”I wouldn’t wan’ yew to havta sit there through that. Yew mean a lot more to me than a little party. Don’ feel sorry at all luv, cuz yew have no reason ta be okay? I’m not upset or anyfin.”

“Yeah?” you asked him and you finally looked up at him. He smiled so bright and so warm at you, you just knew he meant it.

“Yea!”

“Thank you Stu.” you tried a smile back at him, and one came a bit easier this time. He made you feel so much better.

“Aww come here luv?” He held his arms open for a hug, and you accepted. He held you so lovingly, you knew he really meant every word.

“I love yew.” You heard him say, as you buried your face in his chest. He ran a hand through your hair and you held him just a bit tighter.

“I love you too Stu.”