#here you go beans!
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The artistic fuel is strong with this one TuŤ <3

Pfft- do I have a problem?… nah. The Transformers Mecha Pilot au has simply taken over an average sized portion of my noggin
Now you must excuse me as I go panic over the new Blurr chapter like a tfo adjacent Bumblebee on an sugar high
#transformers#tf mecha universe#mecha pilot jazz au#how could I NOT draw these beans#again and again 💀#I have so many thoughts on that new chapter#you guys have no idea 😭#what’s going to happen!?#I must know!!#can I just sit here and manifest a happy ending?#is that a thing I can do??#jazzprowl#*holds gently*
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The most dangerous duel of all.
#wizard#'OP what is this?' Well this is the result of a combination of several status effects upon my psyche.#Most importantly; this is what happens when you're doodling something and go 'what if I made this sillier?'#So you do. And then you have the cowboy wizards.#All I am saying is that both cowboy and wizard are known for their hats and duels. This was a natural conclusion.#You take a cowboy and a wizard and you get a ...oh.#Well you get 'Coward'.#'Wizboy' is not any better. I love the combo of cowboy and wizard but dear god there is no good name combo to be found.#Maybe that's why they are so angry.#Screw it. One of these silly beans is a Coward and the other is a Wizboy.#Their families have a long and antagonistic history and pictured here is a fateful chance meeting...and duel to the death.#100 days of hat to hat combat.
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FLUFFY GUY HAS MADE HIS FIRST ORBIT OF THE SUN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEPLER! 🎉🔭💫
#from wee little bean to giant fuzzy honse#i cant believe my baby boy has grown up so fast 😭#i am so so glad i ended up with him. i didnt even have a lot in mind besides 'i want a boy collie' but he's so absurdly gd charming#he genuinely is friends with everyone. cats dogs people kids. impossible not to love#the first day i brought him home he was in the yard exploring and i said 'yay good boy whos a good boy' etc#and i just suddenly started sobbing bc i hadnt said those words in so long and i didnt realize until then when the last time i'd said them#and he just kind of looked at me like. :) 'hi im babey :)'#and that was when it was really like. yeah actually i think i am going to be ok#love you buddy ❤️ here's to a lifetime of adventures together#pls stop peeing in my house#Kepcollie
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OH YEAH I SCREAMED WHEN I NOTICED THIS, in this pic of the moment shadow first woke up, HE ISN'T WEARING GLOVES!!!!!!!!
OFFICIAL IMAGE OF A SONIC CHARACTER WITHOUT THEIR GLOVES IN 2024, WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!!
#DEATH TO THE MANDATES DEATH TO THE COLORS ERA IN SHADOW BARE HANDS WE TRUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#serena.txt#sxsh spoilers#sonic x shadow generations spoilers#shadow generations spoilers#also interesting that he isnt depicted here with the red stripe going down onto one finger like most ppl draw him#his hands just look fully black. we dont see the underside though so maybe there's markings there#also means i can live in my world where they have full on paws with beans at least a little longer#though if i have to sacrifice that for characters being able to be depicted without their gloves. it'll be worth it#edit: the steam/smoke from the pod actually obscures things - you can see his stripes disappear under it elsewhere#so hand stripe truthers still have a chance
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alright.... SO. since there has been.... a very big influx of people asking for Fake Peppino hugs. i have taken the liberty of making this easier for myself and shoved them all into (mostly) one drawing!! hooray!!!
(aside from 2 that i couldn't fit, and felt like drawing differently. but... you'll see!)
but anyways, i hereby present... THE FAKE PEPPINO HUG PILE!!!
featuring the hug-ees @noodletime (don't worry, he's been given VERY strict rules not to eat you.), @juliatv, @lavenderrvalleyy, @cyanityinsanity101, @yoyosiuwu, @hamsterrodent, and @creat0rstudi0! i hope i drew you all right 🤗😊
.... and now, two more Fakeys for your (hopefully) viewing pleasure!!
for the lovely @thatspecificanomaly, with their "Fake" Brick... i think getting a hug might be a bit too dangerous for them though, Fake seems fairly suspicious...... 👀💧
and then for my friend @abbyroseflame24, because i couldn't figure out where the heck to fit her into the big drawing... so she gets a full-body snuggle instead 🤗
(... phew, that's like 10 asks out of the way now at least 😅)
#hello there. CEO of ~Making A Minor Character from a Video Game into the World's Most Huggable Boy~ here.#if i knew a year ago that this is where my art career was going i'd think i'd've gone insane 😅#this is A LOT of little friends though so i hope i managed to draw you all correctly!! i tried as best i could with the refs i could find 👀#hopefully you like it! the Squishy Bean Bag Boi has been overwhelmed by friends hehehehehe#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#oc art#pizza tower oc#and now i rest. for like the rest of the day at least. i was sweating my butt off earlier trying to bake brownies and now i am Dead 💀
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RIP Jonathan Joestar you would've loved Epic the musical
#i have some other edits planned with songs from this musical btw#i forgot to post some of my last edits here so here you go have some#i love my beloved (jonathan)#jjba#jjba edit#jojo's bizarre adventure#jonathan joestar#dio brando#erina pendleton#i truly don't want to tag the other characters ngl#phantom blood#bean-edits!
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So anyway you repeatedly say we only feel corn husks and similar inedible parts to cattle but Never add a source to back it up. Having worked on farms I’m afraid for the most part the feeds I’ve seen have been parts entirely edible to humans. And like fuck man 5% of all grown soy is fed to humans or however the stat goes, do you really think the remaining 95% is inedible? really?
Anyway yeah I’m asking for a source here cause I don’t want to add this on to months old post


Ingredients such as “grain by-products” are referring to the husks, stalks, and other “green” parts of the plant that we humans don’t actually have the digestive capabilities to eat. The breakdown of most livestock feeds looks like the above when you actually take a look at it.


Different cattle feed, similar ingredients. Still primarily things that, and I have to stress this, you cannot eat. This one is slightly higher in quality and does indeed have actual grain products included. Some of those are edible to humans. Some are not. Generally cattle are fed cattle cubes with supplemental mineral licks and hay. Some also supplement with whole corn, but I can gladly assure you that corn is not in short supply and even if all the corn sold to animal feed was donated to the poor, you can’t actually live off of corn because there’s very little nutrition in it. Hence why in both human and animal food it’s typically seen as a filler ingredient. Keeps the mouth busy with a meal without making your stomach feel full and you end up eating more without feeling satisfied.
Soybeans are really only often used in feed for pigs because they’re a great source of protein for these animals. I would state that soy is also a terrible option to use as an emergency food for humans in need because while, yes, it is indeed a healthy bean, it’s also one of the top eight foods that humans are frequently allergic or intolerant towards. I’d also ask you for whether your 5% of all grown soy statistic is referring to the beans or the entire plant because yeah the beans are the edible part. The rest of the plant isn't especially healthy for humans to eat. I would say the beans are around 5% of a mature soy plant sure.
#No offense anon but when you come here with ACTUALLY MOST OF WHAT FARM COWS EAT IS HUMAN FOOD and bring up SOY in the discussion of COWS#I somewhat doubt you actually have much experience farming#because no actually cattle benefit from the green parts of the plant more than the bean parts in most cases#corn is used as a cheap supplemental feed because it’s cheap and it’s cheap because there’s so so SO much of it#And corn isn’t grown in special livestock only plantations when it’s used as feed as opposed to human food either#corn is grown en masse and processed and then sold to various companies which use the corn for various things#if animal feed companies stopped buying corn and that corn was instead bought by human food companies#that doesn’t mean corn would be any more or less accessible to the hungry#because it would go to grocery stores and TV dinner companies and sauce companies and soda companies and so on#and it would still be sold same as always#world hungerTM isn’t caused because people can’t afford corn#corn is dirt cheap and most people can afford it#it’s just barely a step above eating sand and you can’t live off of it#I’ve gone a few days only eating corn products because they were cheap#and shocking no one I had no energy and felt just as hungry after each bowl as I had before the last#people cannot survive off of that#giving corn to livestock isn’t taking away any resource of value from humans#sorry it just isn’t
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you're in her dms, im on her carrd dni. we are not the same
#just going through the kv tag on the bird app and the amount of hate i saw on there was not normal#dont get me wrong mp1oo fandom was worse lol#man i feel bad for ppl who are new to fandom and antis are the first ppl they encounter and befriend that would suck balls#anyway if you disagree with me just unfollow and block me#i know this is common sense but i have a feeling that i gotta say it#hmmmm maybe i should post kv on here lmao#bean talks
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finished playing Thank Goodness You're Here! and holy, the different mechanics are fun and theres so many great jokes but by far this is my favourite



overall 10/10 game
#you can slap and kick everything and everyone#thats my favourite mechanic in any game#and the ads for the items in game are fantastic#“peans. not quite peas not quite beans”#game is like 2 hours probably#so if you have me on steam#NEVER trust my playtime#i legit walk away every 30 mins#go make a tea#or eat a meal#or get distracted and google something#or watch a youtube video lmao#all with the game still running#thank goodness you're here!#thank goodness you're here#video games
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Behold
Wee birb kiddos
(program: krita; time taken: about 50 minutes)
#gravity falls wing au#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#dipper pines#mabel pines#eggin creatin'#desperately wanted to draw something and decided that it would be these beans#but as even smaller kiddos!#and then TINY KIDDOS!#with TINY BABY WINGS!!!!#so anyway yeah here you go auuuggghhhh I love them they're so cute#don't mind toddler mabel flopping around on the floor she's havin a ball#scheduled posts
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may we hear a bean swear Red
Red: "Technically, it's hard to give an example, since cuss words in our tongue don't really translate well? Hence why they come out like garbage noise- the Universal Translator can't find a single-word equivalent in your native languages for almost all of them. It's also considered impolite to swear profusely around total strangers, so we don't do it very often when on interstellar missions- at least until we get comfortable around new colleagues. Ever since we encountered humans, however, they seem to love engaging in behavior that incites our people to curse- for example, picking us up like children or toys. That's extremely demeaning, and most Beans would bark at them for it."
[Red snickers, despite themselves.]
Red: "I get it. We're 'cute' to you tall folk. Apparently that's WHY humans keep doing it. I've been told we sound like 'angry electronic squeaky toys' when we yell. It wasn't until I was shown a video comparison to pitched-up Cydog pup barking that I understood why it was so funny to them. And... Captain may not be very happy with me for that, buuuuuut..."
[Red looks around, before quickly and quietly turning off the translator in their MIRApad.]
[When they talk in untranslated Beantongue, it sounds like a brief set of electronic signals in varying tones with mostly high pitch.]
[Red turns their translator back on.]
Red: "That word was- I guess the closest phonetic translation for you humans would be 'kah-soh'? In short, to call someone a 'kosso' is to call someone 'baby-handed', or 'small-handed'. A grave insult in the workplace, that mostly says they're so incompetent that they might as well have baby hands, aheheheh~"
#among us#among us cyan#Among Us Red#Among Us Green#Among Us Coral#Among Us Lime#Among Us Orange#here you go- a Bean Swear! :D
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thinking about ch0mpkin's evil evbo post (evilbo, if you will) and going "How can I align this with My Interests (the axes)" and the answer is Very easily actually
#thoughts in tags.....#when the cookie crumbles#pciv#pvp civilization#you know. evbo leaving behind everything he knows for his friend and going along with The Plan#constantly telling himself its for the greater good its for the greater good#but the longer he goes on the worse it gets#and both tabi and clown force him to stop diagetically monologuing somehow because otherwise he'll blow their cover#so he just gets quieter and quieter and withdraws more and more#to the point where even tabi is thinking like “damn maybe i Should've killed him in sword civ...” but he's here now#another thing is i think evbo would 100% buy and sneak another video journal machine out and when tabi finds out she Flips Her Lid#clown is less concerned because he wasn't With them so he doesn't know like tabi does that he spends So Much Time On This Shit#not knowing that (like minute said) video journaling is the biggest reason evbo is able to take in so much new info and maintain himself#and if they straight up take it away from him he's going to get Even Worse#i think clown doesn't see it as much of an issue despite tabi's major objections because he'd literally be talking about their plan On Air#and that tape goes somewhere and is Seen by someone (plus if someone else sees their cover is gone cuz video journals are sword only)#but in his eyes that means the only people who will ever see it are the diamond swords in their ivory tower who can't leave anyways#so why worry? if anything it shows them what they're (the axes) doing to their (the swords) little golden boy and they can't stop it#another thing i thought about is that they would definitely hold killing evbo over his head like. Constantly#and evbo's fear of dying isn't the same because he never died to tabi's axe so he doesn't know zam is waiting for him (which is also funny)#so instead it takes a spin of tabi saying “ill kill you and let you respawn in sword civ and you'll stay there with your regrets”#because even if zam Wasn't still waiting for him he kinda ditched the diamond swords so uh... kinda lost your sense of kinship there#a-NOTHER point of interest: guardfriend#since guards can access all civilizations they'd definitely want to take advantage of his connections and relation with evbo#especially since unless evbo spills the beans he most likely wouldn't know the eternal sword was taken and tabi is the one who took it#let alone that she (and clown by extension‚ but to throw off suspicion he doesn't show up around guard) is a natural born axr#so they can defo use what trust those two have to get places easier#but if he ends up getting in the way... [makes a chopping gesture across my throat]#could even do it in Front of evbo as an example of what happens to those who stand between them and their mission#holy shit this is the first time ive ever hit 30 tags. wtf
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anyway i swept the leaves out of my garage and built a shelf and those two actions were enough to leave me too tired to do anything about the fact that now there are two shelves in my room that only has room for one of them
#ragsycon exclusive#inside you there are two shelves#one was the right depth but was made out of cheap particle board and was literally collapsing under the weight of all my books#the other is an industrial strength workshop shelf but the shelfs themselfs are too deep and now rigatoni's tank is entrenched in shadows#so i have to get a lighting system set up for my boy i guess#but i don't have the beans to go back out to the hardware store so i have to hack something together with what i have in my house#and my display shelf that was on my old shelf is now the top shelf of my new one which is higher than eye level#so i need to figure out some sort of riser system so i can see anything i even put up there#not to mention find a home for my old shelf#all this to say; i'm sitting here typing this instead of doing all that#because i'm tired#but i can't lie down because my bed is covered in half the shit i pulled off my old shelf and haven't put on the new one yet#march of the gladiators dot mp3
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"I rewind the tape but all it does is pause on the very moment all was lost" - Yamace Edit
#i am sobbing uncontrollably#this has been sitting on my after effects for so long lmao#but here you go have some suffering#they make me ill i swear#one piece#one piece edit#portgas d. ace#yamato#yamace#yamace edit#wano arc#bean-edits!#evermore#taylor swift#evermore taylor swift
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More Schmojo!! And I decided to name her dark matter friend living in her bubble rod, “Beauregard.” >:3
Plus some doodles I thought of during work, and a lighthearted poke at myself lol.
#like the adhd I have irl they are not evil or broken. just something that coexists alongside me.#I can yell and scream at it to go away and get frustrated at its existence#or I can learn to understand and cooperate with it so we can draw strength from each other#…..or something. hahaha they’re not true personifications of my diagnosis or anything but it’s just something I consider#like talking to myself almost haha. my inner thought process. and how I sometimes feel like I have two different halves to my personality.#not like I’m two faced tho!#like…. I experience opposite extremes of emotions sometimes#-twirls hair- can’t help being a Gemini!!#ANYWAY here’s more directors commentary for you#again they are not personifications of my diagnosis. I will throw both versions of my sona aro#*around my head like jumping beans teehee#kirbysona#art#Kirby series#Jojo T Schmo
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Interest Check: Isopuppy Plushies
Anyone interested in buying isopuppy plushies?
Either as a pattern or actual sewn-by-me toys. Because I have crocheted So Many Toys over my children, and I am thinking it's time to go back to sewing for awhile, but I should also stop rampantly making toys without homes to send them to. So. Casual interest check. I am absolutely making one for myself; this just determines if I should go through the effort of making an actual pattern so I can replicate the process.
#interest check#I like making things#then I run out of room for the things#the tragedy of the compulsive crafter#I have made Two Entire Blankets over this newborn and husband is very supportive#but I can see him eyeing our overfull blanket closet#and wondering when we will have so many blankets that he is inevitably smothered in his sleep#I would offer to sell crocheted blankets but they would be So Expensive#if you ever get a crocheted anything from someone#make sure to thank them profusely#because that is hours and hours of love#that is also why this isn't an offer for crocheted isopuppies#I could make a pattern for that easy#but oh boy would it take so much time compared to a sewn version#not looking for a cost prohibitive Seal Jerky here#just an adorable impulse-buyable pupper#I REALLY want to make little bean-filled ones that can curl up into baseball-sized balls for Playing Fetch#and a bigger version with suction cups on the legs so Good Boys can go up walls (or at least windows and bathroom mirrors)#but what I SHOULDN'T do is make a million hilarious versions that are going to collect dust#ADOPT AN ISOPUPPY TODAY#avatar the last airbender#atla#Salvage#Zuko#the amazin
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