#here u go pookie

[mindsafe]

name two or more things that oikawa can't leave the house with! regarding illumi's terrible driving, what bumperstickers would he have lmao?

MUSE: OIKAWA

flamboyance && perceived frivolity aside, oikawa is ( to the surprise of many && knowledge of few ) PRAGMATIC, when it suits him. he prefers to travel light when he can. phone: ✓ keys: ✓ wallet: ✓ but every genius has their quirks. oikawa is not a genius oikawa is no exception to this rule; however, oikawa is fortunate in that his quirks fit nicely in his pocket: - a travel-sized tube of sunscreen that spreads smoothly && evenly across supple skin, leaving a lightweight barrier that resists the unforgiving elements; he'll apply a layer to his face every morning before stepping outside but insists on having it on his person regardless - a small tin of styling gel, nothing extravagant - the brand he likes costs just under 3000 yen altogether. natural beauty ( whatever the hell that means ) be damned. nothing worthwhile in life is EFFORTLESS - not skill, not appearance, && definitely not his hair.

MUSE: ILLUMI

illumi does not remember ever getting his driver's licence; illumi only remembers the cold sensation (?) when tsubone, towering over him, had handed him the keys to the white sedan && relayed his father's will. ❛ — you are a man now, illumi. you no longer need a chauffeur. now go. ❜ a couple weeks later that white sedan had been totalled. a pity. he liked that white sedan. it almost felt like a gift. years later, && illumi has his pick of all available cars on the estate. lately, whenever he goes on a mission, he finds himself drawn to the black bmw. maybe it's habit; maybe it's the leather upholstery && ample leg room. however, he has yet to notice that someone has taken it upon themselves to embellish the back of the vehicle.

[foreverbirthday]

FORK HEIGHT NOW xox (and the rest of the cast but my priority is goobie goober fork ) 😊

This is gonna be a fun one! Fork i actually only around a foot tall, which makes him a great scale! Katie Darling is between 3-4 feet tall! this would make note, doolie, and charlie anywhere from 6 to 7 feet tall, charlie being the tallest of the current cast!

[soranker]

98 lovemail doodles >_<

[slythereen]

wondering if any of the “ferrari were so disrespectful to carlos” crowd have anything to say about how williams not only treated logan like shit and actually sabotaged his performance and ability to succeed but also did this to him lol

[acekindaneat]

I don't want this to end.

A cute little date scene that I really liked from the fic The Big Woo by @tinkertoysdamn !!!!!

[archer-kacey]

Link that doesn't lead to the Bendy books as PDF's

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Normal link that DOESN'T lead to all the Bendy books as PDF's for free. You CANNOT download them or look at them.

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[revvywevvy]

i would commit so many crimes for you bittergiggle garten of banban [zoom-ins under the cut]

[florsial]

Wdym regulus emasculating sirius👁️👁️

I have no idea what you mean, Jamie, I have no idea. I think you are being strange-

I don't think Regulus does it in an "I was a born a woman and now suffers that while [Sirius] gets to prance around." Type of thing. I think if anyone thinks that, it's Walburga and Narcissa. The difference is that for example, Narcissa wants the position of power associated with a man while still being a woman (she thinks she's capable as a woman) while Regulus thinks he can be a better man himself as a whole.

Regulus doesn't view Sirius very highly in terms of being the Head of the House [Black]. Sirius goes against their family teachings, actively fights back against his family, and runs away, etc etc. With this, Regulus views him as rather weak, and since I think Regulus associated the purity views with love, he kinda also thinks that Sirius is a coward for not giving into those views for their family and by extension, Regulus. By emasculating Sirius, Regulus is admitting he can be a better "man" or he is "more of a man" than his brother.

I am aware that I sound like those people who say Regulus is sexist and believe me I know that, I'm sorry but I think sexism is so SO heavy in the stuff we embed into the Pureblood Society of Harry Potter (arrange marriages, victorian "aesthetics") (in my case, Chinese culture) that kinda "ties" everything together. Even though the idea of sexism is a rlly weird topic with Trans Regulus and the female characters of the Marauders (once again another thing that the fandom does to make up for the lack of female content). If you're gonna hc Regulus as trans, it is going to happen with the connections you put into the Purebloods. Yk? Anyway I'll shut up about this lol

Regulus is trying to validate the man he isn't allowed to be by emasculating Sirius' biological masculinity that comes with his identity as a cis man. It's less about the fact he's afab but it's more selfish, catering to Regulus, specifically as a closeted Trans Man. In a broader view, you could say it reflects his selfish nature in a very wide range way.

[tokkiputo]

she’s pretty great ( ◠‿◠ )

[rainbowpufflez]

An Artfight piece reminded me how much I love drawing dragons and I was like,,,, hmmmm gotta draw more dragons then I remembered “hey a moot on tumblr has a dragon au” so I drew @sp1derc1der ‘s dragon Cyrus !!!!

[relentlessgrief]

@bhaaalmade is a prisoner!

She was a bit of a misfit, wasn't she? Between babbling bouts of nonsense (at least to him) or trying to goad him into reacting to her, it was almost always childlike. Oh, how she'd smile and get this sick and twisted joy in riling him up.

Sometimes a gag would work. Other times inflicting punishment by hanging her upside down for a few hours could work until she shut up. Whipping her wasn't the best option, necessarily, primarily because she LIKED it, but sometimes it felt good for him to let out that frustration on her. The various methods of punishment and torture would depend on the day.

Some days he kept her completely in the dark, in a cell of her own. No one to talk to but herself. Other days he kept her out on a leash. Some other days he chained her hands and legs too.

Today was just a leash day.

The undead makes his way from his own personal library, down a handful of corridors and past a few other rooms until finally coming to her holding cell, where he opens the stone door and sees her.

"Orin," The lich speaks. Voice the typical deep tone that's often dripping with malice.

"How are we feeling today?"

[acoldsovereign]

⚔️ if you're still accepting :P

Vs Quotes with a Tina™ Twist: DLC Edition! / Sender: @hopefromadoomedtimeline / status - always accepting, but u already knew datttttt. C:<

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Battle intro: Main Theme - Plan To Eradicate the Saiyans (1993 version) OST.

This stage was an abandoned canyon.

Not the one Vegeta and Kakarot Goku fought in, but another one. She sharply turned (using the balls of her feet) towards her opponent: Future Trunks. One arm was outstretched, palm turned skyward as she used a single finger to issue a silent demand: for him to come closer to her. Then, both of her knuckles met her hips as her tail lashed behind her like a quick, loud, and dangerous whip.

"I may be taller than you, but do your best to not cower. It'll make me want to hurt you more."

Bonus (because you already know how I roll when it comes to you):

Victory #1: "I enjoy the noises you make. What a shame there's no audience to witness it other than myself."

Victory #2: "I don't know why you wrap your tail around your waist as if I can't see it. Are you ashamed of what you are?"

Defeat #1: Her laughter, which starts out as a snicker, increases in volume and intensity with every passing minute. She . . . doesn't stop laughing. She's cackling, rather. It's a chilling one at that, considering the extent of her injuries.

Defeat #2: "If you're gonna look down at me--well, I won't complain. Just . . . only look at me like that. With those eyes of yours, Lavender."

Assist: "Isn't it beautiful that we get to fight side by side?~"

Maiz blitzes forward, grabs the enemy by the face, freezing it in the process and then callously throws their body back towards Trunks to slice up.

Taunt #1: She eyes him intently, way more than she should.

"You wear Super Saiyan well."*

*Reference to when she told him that in an ask meme reply.

Taunt #2: "You're skipping steps, Lavender. Beat me down until I'm exhausted and THEN . . . you can tell me what to do."

Taunt #3: She moves her hips left to right . . . Slowly.

Reacting to Taunt: "That one almost hurt my feelings. Almost."

Tie: "I like you. Maybe more than I should."

Perfect Victory: "I've never been taken to bed before but if I had, this would be the equivalent of a horrid lay. Or . . . something like that. I suppose."

Special Dialogue (Pre Battle) #1: "Don't ask me silly questions about 'my dreams and hopes' . . . like you'd understand."

Special Dialogue (Pre Battle) #2: "Something about you makes my blood excited. Warm."

Special Dialogue (Pre Battle) #3: "Keep looking at me with those fierce eyes of yours if you want--but know I'm not responsible for where my hands may end up on you later."

Special Dialogue (Post Battle, if she won): "I told you, Lavender. Didn't I? You're so stubborn. And yet . . . I like you like that."

Secret Dialogue & Cutscene: Maiz reaches out to touch his chin, but he moves away instinctually. She remained in her spot--staring with unblinking eyes before her face split into a grin.

"--So that's a no to a second kiss? Am I that abhorrent to you~? And here I thought we could be friends."

She's joking except not really. There's no friendly intent for various reasons.

[hugs2doie]

you see yangyang cheating on you at a party with justin bieber.

hot tears ran down your cheeks as you saw yangyang make out with a man, who certainly was justin bieber.

“y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y/n..?” yangyang broke the kiss with justin bieber the moment he felt a someone starring intensely at him.

“it’s over, yangyang.” you said and ran out the house that the party was held in.

yangyang started to cry, this couldn’t be happening, he loved you but he also loved him. he felt like his mind was a mess.

“babe it’s oka-“ justin tried to comfort him, but he got cut off by yangyang.

“shut up!” yangyang yelled as he went out the house to find where you could possibly be.

[quinweisz]

who: Quintana & @just-foster where: The Tres Amigos takeout counter

"No shit," Quintana whispered, stepping closer to the 'Bottomless Nacho Challenge Winner' wall of honor. She thumbed the side of the faded polaroid which boasted a picture of her very own father. Must've been fifteen years ago now, at least. "You know he didn't really win the challenge? Got half a block out the door and emptied his guts into somebody's shrubs," Quin explained to a passing waitress who only gave her a strange look. Quin couldn't walk five feet without running into a blast from the past. She supposed that was the charm of Blue Harbor.

Quintana was hit with another wave of deja vu when she turned around, eyes landing on an eerily familiar-looking blonde man. No matter how many times her eyes flitted back to him, she couldn't connect the face with a name. Quintana couldn't ignore the anxious feeling climbing up her chest, so she shoved her hands in her pockets and took a seat on the ripped vinyl bench under the 'pick up' sign. All this for a Taco Tuesday to-go special.

"Order for Quin! Order for Foster!"

Everything connected when she was a step away from him, closing her hand around her own to-go bag. The involuntary anxiety suddenly made a lot of sense now that she knew she was sitting across from Police Chief Foster's spawn. Damn, the kid looked just like his dad. Poor bastard. Unable to help herself, Quin followed the guy out, waiting until the door shut behind them to ask, "Your dad still around?" She paused for a beat, pulling out her pack of cigarettes. "Dude was a piece of shit... no offense." She paused for a beat, tapping a cigarette against the pack, "You smoke?"

[yo9urt]

no idea wat to do today

[choccy-milky]

AHHHH IT TURNED OUT AMAZINGLY IM OBSESSED EEEE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO GOOD GRRRR!!!😭😭😭 i love the little backstory you gave it with them having a lil muggle book club🥹and i love the idea of them starting off as polite and dignified victorian girlies in their discussion but by the end they're shouting over each other and getting looks from people to keep it down LMFAOO... their yapping CANNOT be contained👯‍♀️💖

MUGGLE BOOK CLUB🥹💓

Since Clora grew up in a muggle household and Eloise spent 5 years in a muggle finishing school (reading was the only worthwhile part😤) they bond a lot over muggle literature💓💓💓 once a month they choose a book (lots of times repeat their favorites) and meet up for a coffee to discuss the book and gossip😇🥹💓

Clora is yapping a lot in the beginning but towards the end Eloise gets worked up too and they enthusiastically yell at each other about different plot points😇🙏

@choccy-milky 😙😙😙