Danny’s parents want to kill him and he’s like “f in the chat y’all dinner boutta be so awkward tonight smh”
Ok so I know everyone loves the angsty headcannons where Danny is terrified of his parents cuz they wanna kill him but we’ve had that hot take since 2005 I’m here for a source material revival, the much more entertaining “Danny’s parents want to kill him and he actively doesn’t give a fuck”
CUZ UH, IM REWATCHING THE FIRST SEASON AND I FORGOT HOW GENUINELY BLASÉ HE IS ABOUT MADDIE AND JACK TRYING TO GET HIS ASS ITS SO FUNNY.
Like mom holding a literal ghost gun to his head: eh kinda unphased he even has time to quip, his parents say they wanna tear em to pieces: meh see u guys at dinner, LIKE OUR GUY IS SO UNPHASED HE THINKS THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! (s1 ep. 14 public enemy)
And he’s unphased despite knowing his parents tech works and knowing that his mother is actually a good shot. So like I love angst Danny and y’all should keep up the good work but where is my s1 Danny ‘COULDN’T give less of a fuck about his parents’ Fenton representation?
Cuz think of this, for your DPXDC AU consideration, Danny would fit in so well with the bat gang if only because they could try to stab, shoot, capture, brainwash, and stalk him and he’d be like “oh cool villain of the week shit? Nice, what’re we having for lunch.” He. Wouldn’t. Flinch.
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Everybody with their spectres: **Having deadly abilities and fight face to face**
Annabel lee ,with the withered peonies: HERE COMES THE HURRICANE,BITCH!
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Bakudeku getting extremely more popular and normalized bothers the shit out of me a little bit because I did not spend years of my life hiding that I like that ship out of fear of getting harassed for everyone to now shift so quickly over the last chapters. You like Bakudeku? MY Bakudeku? The one ship a lot of people had to pretend they didn't like in case they got attacked? For a fictional ship????? THAT Bakudeku???
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I think that people in the fandom trying to overexplain stuff to justify devs' decision to reduce worldstate choices to a mere handful is becoming a bit.. unnecessary
"It's northern Thedas, how many of your previous choices actually matter there?" I'm pretty sure the majority of us do realize it but that's not the point. Sure, we can attribute any mindset to a recurring NPC to not overshare because your Rook is a stranger to them, but I think it's getting a bit ridiculous because again, the logic of it or plausability is not the point... any recurring character in inquisition could've not shared anything about their personal life by that logic but my question is, would that be fun though? Like, the majority of theories or "imagines" or possible explanations I've read sound plausible and make sense, but it's not fun, and it can flatten characters, and it certainly doesn't make it feel like the previous choices matter... in a game series where your choices should matter. Well, some of them.
I get it though, maybe it's some form of damage control/trying to calm people down. The fandom does need to chill a bit plus some people are really going too far (let's not send death threats to devs please), but overall, I think people are just… mourning in a way (or rather processing) and expressing their disappointment, which is fair. I certainly feel that.
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I wish i can Kill you
and see her ladies and gents, gents and ladies, lents and gadies, gadies and lents... yet another rude, and in this case death threat of sorts, from who I can make an educated guess (considering my current content) is crazy HOTD and most likely Team Black fan.
can I be 100% sure this is the reason they're saying they want to kill me, no, but it's more than likely, which is honestly so embarrassing. like omg I'm so scared. and are you really willing to go to jail over social media, better yet, if I'm right, over the characters I like/side of a war I take for a fucking show? cause that's truly some weird fucking behavior.
truly blown away by this.
if you don't like my Pro Green content just fuck off. if you don't like ANY content, by ANYONE, just leave it be, block them, don't do this.
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Whenever I open tumblr and see I have more than like five notifications immediately out loud I ask, “what’d I do???”
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realistically i think wilbur just made a new tumblr account but how funny would it be if he logged into sootings after like 6 years to check on his fans and he was instantly bombarded by hundreds of thousands of “@sootings fuck you”
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I put on a series of mediocre-to-bad horror/thrillers tonight and I have now watched
A movie I honestly kept confusing for 'picnic at hanging rock' when it came up on the hbo max suggested list
the most graphic allstate commercial i've ever seen
'devil' but even worse
if 'sharp objects' was the most painfully canadian movie you've ever seen
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