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starlight-parkers · 7 years ago

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The Report Card (Avengers x Reader) {Chatroom}

Author’s Note(s): I wrote this back in october and forgot about in entirely. I hope you enjoy x

Warning(s): just swearing tbh

Summary: Dogs are great but your dads Steve and Tony don’t agree.

you have created a chatroom

you have named the chat “dear fathers whom I love so very much :)”

you have added Tony

You: hello father who raised me from a yOung one whom to which I love very much :)

Tony: no

You: no???

You: I didn’t say anything ???

Tony: it’s paternal instinct

You: at least hear me out

Tony: nO

You: daAAaaAAD

Tony: (Y/nNnnnNn)

You: I’m gonna tell you anyways

Tony: I had a feeling you would

You: so I got my report card back

Tony: I can already see where this is going

You: and I got all As…

Tony: I was not prepared for this part of parenthood

You: so I was wondering…

Tony: gEt To iT CHILD

You: if I could get a puppy?

Tony: lmao NO

You: fudGe yOU

You: you’re the worst dad ever

Tony: I’m going to pretend that my pride isn’t wounded and say I love you too kiddo :,)

You: I bet Steve would get me a dog.

Steve has joined the chat

Steve: no he wouldn’t

You: pleaSe dad?

Steve: nope

You: how can anyone call you the man of dreams? Freedom? Liberation?

You: you’re both the worst

Steve: correction…Tony is the worst. Who makes you cap’s shield shaped sandwiches everyday?

You: you do…

Steve: damn right I do

Tony: hey I mean I totally don’t pay your phone bill… not at all… please do continue to insult me as if I’m not here.

You: you know what fudge you both, I’m asking peter.

Tony: oh god no not the kid

Tony: you know I can’t say no to him

You: exactly ;)

You have added Peter

Peter: Hey everyone!

You: hi Petey <3

Tony: hey underoos

Steve: hello

Peter: what can I do for you?

You: oh y'know

You: we just need you to settle a family disagreement

Peter: oh… okay, what seems to be the problem?

Steve: (Y/N) got all As in her report card

Peter: Aw well done baby! :)

Tony: I am resisting the urge to throw up (:

You: and I want a puppy as a reward but AnthonY and SteVeN wont let me get one.

Peter: well that’s a shame

Steve: it sure is…

You: shuT UP Steve

Steve: thE DISrESPECT

Tony: asjajaja

You: anyways I need you to convince them that I should get a puppy

Peter: uHhhh

Steve: I’d chose my words wisely kid.

Tony: or don’t say anything at all, y'know.

Peter: umm

You: if you don’t help me convince them I won’t let you do my homework for a month

Peter: I…shouldn’t…be doing… your homework… anyway?

You: shut up you know you enjoy it

Peter: I do :(

Tony: what…just…happened?

Steve: I don’t know but is this how dating works nowadays?

Clint has joined the chat

Tony: oh no

Clint has added Natasha, Bruce, Thor, T'challa, Bucky, Sam, Wanda, Scott and Vision.

Clint: we heard talk of a dog

Steve: well you heard wrong

Sam: how can anyone call you the man of dreams? Freedom? Liberation?

You: I SAID THAT

Thor: I FOR ONE AM IN FAVOUR OF SMALL AND FEROCIOUS BEAST RUNNING AROUND THE TOWER!! IT SHALL BE MOST ENJOYABLE :) :) :)

Natasha: Thor, caps lock sweetie.

Thor: *whispers* oh yes, I apologise widow of black :) :) :)

Peter: is bad that I actually heard him yelling from the other side of the tower or?

Peter: and are we just going to ignore the fact that he added in *whispers* ?

Clint: LeT hIm LiVe pETer

Bucky: yeah! Sit down you little asshole

Peter: I… am…confused.

Sam: oh somebody get him a juice box, little Peter is confused.

Peter: w h y a re y o u a t t a c k i n g m e ?

Sam: oh shit someone’s having a tantrum.

Natasha: go sit in a corner sam, you’re being uneccesary.

Sam: stfu woman come back when you can spell unnecessary.

Bucky: #ROASTED

You: WE ARE GETTING OFF TOPIC

Wanda: what were we talking about again?

Tony has cleared the chat

Tony: I think were talking about getting pancakes for breakfast today

Steve: oh yes, Tony’s treat :)

Tony: of course it’s my treat I’m the only one with money.

Scott: I’m down for pancakes

Bucky: yeah I could go for some too

T'challa: if Tony’s paying

Thor: I TOO WOULD ENJOY THE CAKE OF THE PAN.

Natasha: as mentioned before, only if Tony’s paying.

Wanda: same

Steve: then its settled, pancakes at 10

Clint: WHAT ARE YOU TAPKING ABOUT

Clint: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GETTING A DOG YOU FOOLS

You: T H A N K Y O U

Tony: fuck yOu clint

Steve: LANGUAGE TONY

Steve: there are children present

You: all in favour of getting a dog say aye

Scott: aye

Wanda: aye

Bucky: aye

Sam: aye

Peter: aye

Clint: AYE FUCKING AYE CAPTAIN

Bucky: too much Clint too much

Clint: sorry

Peter: well it’s decided, I guess we’re getting a dog

Tony: Vision, T'Challa, Bruce and Natasha haven’t voted yet.

Steve: not to mention Pietro

Pietro has joined the chat

Pietro: I vote for the dog, they’re better than people and I hate everyone.

Pietro has left the chat

Wanda: sorry about that, he’s still salty because we invited Scott to the Civil War and not him.

Scott: how were we supposed to know? he’s meant to be dead

Clint: RIP that speedy guy 2k15, you shall not be missed

You: I am physically sobBiNg

Bucky: she’s not kidding, I am three floors down and I can still hear her.

Scott : it sounds like she’s dying

Peter: then it’s nothing new.

Bruce: ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU HAD A CIVIL WAR?

Bruce: I THOUGHT WE WENT THROUGH THIS

Tony: no brucie, we’re talking about the possibility of (Y/N) having a demon spawn to call their own

Bruce: I hate all of you

T'Challa: I agree, you are all beneath me

Sam: sit yo ass down and drink some milk, cat man

Bucky: #LIGHTLYBURNT

Wanda: IM WHEEZING

Scott: you guys gotta stop roasting each other, (Y/N) is going to D I E of laughter.

Peter: let her

Tony: what

Peter: f r e e m e

Steve: moving on…

Thor: yes…please proceed.

Steve: Bruce? Natasha? Thoughts on the dog.

Natasha: I’m against it

You: WHY?? YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE THE AWESOME AUNT NOT THE ASSHOLE AUNT

Natasha: cats are cooler

Clint: Natasha we can no longer be friends

Natasha: fine by me

Bucky: #CHARED

Tony: science bro?

Bruce: I’m also in favour of a cat, they’re more peaceful and less…like you guys.

T'Challa: I agree

Bucky: leave cat man

T'Challa: call me that again and pietro won’t be the only avenger to have died

T'Challa has left the chat

You: well then…

Peter: I don’t know what to say

Thor: what about brother vision? He has yet to cast his vote.

Wanda: I’ll admit Vis has been very quiet.

Vision: I apologise profusely for my lack of presence.

You: HE JUST PHASED INTO THE COMMON ROOM AS HE TYPED THAT IM W H E E Z I N G

Tony: Steve is your child asthmatic

Steve: she’s not my child, she’s yours

You: wow what a loving family I have

Thor: indeed, much like my own, at least you are not a murderous pathetic excuse for a villain :)

Wanda: is it me or does the smiley face make it worse ?

Natasha: it’s the smiley face.

Tony: anywho vis, vision, partial creation of mine

Tony: what do you think about getting a dog?

Vision: by my calculations getting a dog would perhaps increase the physical activity of (Y/N) as we have come to realise, She only moves to retrieve a food source before returning to her room. Having a dog would lead to (Y/N) leaving the compound more, in order to walk the animal.

You: I’m sorry I didn’t know asking for a dog would include roasting me

Bucky: #BARBECUED

Peter: what’s with all these hashtags ?

Bucky: I’m running out of synonyms for roasted

Vision: Additionally, having a dog would decrease the stress levels of the team and perhaps everyone’s mutual hatred towards Mr Stark.

Tony: you all hate me?

Steve: its less of hatred and more like a preference for avoiding you :) nothing to worry about.

Tony: oh okay then :)

Clint: how did that go over his head?

Bruce: I have no idea

Vision: to conclude getting a puppy would be most beneficial.

You: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

You: HAHAHA SUCK IT STEVEN IM GETTING A DOG

Bruce: (Y/N) is definitely Stark’s child.

Thor: aye

Natasha: no doubt about it

Loki has joined the chat

Clint: ew who invited him

Wanda: why so salty Clint?

Clint: he tried to take over my mind with some voodoo shit

Sam: VOODOO SHIT IM SCREAMING

Peter: he actually is

Peter: it’s very loud

Loki: you foolish midguardians. I always said that you would be responsible for your own demise.

Scott: what are you on about reindeer games?

Loki: I’m sorry who are you?

Bucky: #OVERCOOKED

Bruce: these hashtags are getting out of hand.

Peter: remind me to teach him how to use them properly.

Thor: brother! :D

Loki: NOT NOW YOU BLONDE HEADED FOOL

Thor: D:

Wanda: yikes

Loki: I HAVE COME TO WARN YOU.

You: warn us of your presence? Because none of us actually like you.

Thor: I do

Thor: just a bit

Loki: purchasing the vile beast known as man’s best friend will only result in the destruction of the Avengers. We all know (Y/N) would betray us. She would raise this animal, to become a beast. Multiply it and use it to destroy us from the inside.

Steve: is Loki… afraid…of dogs

You: oh my god

Loki: NO YOU IMBECILE I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU

Natasha: Loki? Saving us ?

Vision: in all my years on earth I have never heard such an entertaining tale

Peter: sit the fuck down bish you’re like 2 years old

Bruce: peter omg

Sam: THERE ARE T E A R S FLOWING FROM MY EYES

Thor: please send help it sounds like he’s choking

Bucky: l e t h i m

Steve: what is it with everyone and wanting to kill each other?

You: don’t act like you haven’t wanted to kill any of us, you golden child

Steve: …

Steve: proceed.

Bucky: #

Scott: don’t even start I beg

Bucky: D:

Loki: you mortals will all perish

Tony: so I think we’ve established that Loki is afraid of dogs, and since none of us like him I propose we get one.

Steve: agreed

Loki: NO YOU DENSE HEADED INFERIORS

Tony: all in favour of a dog say aye

Steve: aye

You: aye

Thor: aye

Peter: aye

Scott: aye

Wanda: aye

Vision: aye

Natasha: aye

Bucky: aye

Bruce: aye

Sam: aye

Clint: AYE MOTHER FUCKING AYE BITCHES

Bucky: Clint pls

Natasha: you are an embarrassment to this team, no wonder pietro is always running away from you.

Natasha has left the chat

Clint: damn

Bucky: #SCORCHED

Peter: well now that this has come to end, Let’s go Bucky, I gotta teach you the ways of the hashtag

Sam: oh I have got to see this

Scott: I’m definitely filming this

Bucky has left the chat

Peter has left the chat

Sam has left the chat

Scott has left the chat

Loki: you will all die

Loki has left the chat

Thor: it appears that Loki is having a tantrum

Thor: I must tend to my brother, his feelings have been hurt.

Tony: lolol I don’t care

Steve: same tbh

You: SE E YOU ARE NOT SUCH A PURE GOOD WILLING PERSON AFTER ALL

You: SUCK IT STEVEN

Tony: why do you have such a disrespectful child Steve?

Steve: biologically she’s your creation, you do the math

Clint: LMAOOO

Bruce: brb I’m totally not sobbing with laughter

Thor: I must depart from you friends (: goodbye

You: bye (:

Thor: (:

You: (:

Thor: (:

You: (:

Thor: (:

You: (:

Thor: (:

Clint: ISTG JUST LEAVE

Thor: be careful who you yell at brother Clinton. I am always watching.

Thor has left the chat

Bruce: well then

Tony: moving swiftly on

Clint: AHAHAA

You: im finally getting a dog WHOO

Clint: WHOOO

You: WHOOO

Steve: why are you both simultaneously yelling ‘whoo’ whilst typing it at the same time?

You: it’s for effect

Bruce: looool

Tony: anyways since you’re getting this dog, they least you could do is name it after your favourite dad

Steve: I agree, this debate has gone on for too long

Steve: which one of us do you like best?

You: sure why not

Bruce: this is going to get interesting

Clint: I’m ready to take screenshots

You: I’m naming my dog peter

Steve: why?

You: because he’s my favourite daddy

You: duh

(Y/N) has left the chat

Tony: what

Steve: pardon

Bruce: AJAJAJA IM SCREAMING AND WHEEZING AT THE SAME TIME I CANT

Clint: OH MY GOD BYE

Bruce has been disconnected

Clint: I’m totally… going to… see if he’s okay… and not laugh about this

Clint has left the chat

Steve: I can’t believe this

Tony: …

Steve: you have your suit right?

Tony: already putting it on

Steve: the shield?

Tony: it’s right where you left it

Steve: it’s time to go squash a spider

Steve has left the chat

Tony has left the chat

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valkirsif · 7 years ago

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Unthinkable CH7/???

Tom Hiddleston x Reader

Word 3100

Warning Smut

They had breakfast in silence, Y/N still did not believe that they had been there for two days, two days spent having sex and sleeping, did not know how things would turn out once they got back to Rice's house but did not want to think about it, at the time she enjoyed the company of Tom, who looked at her smiling,

"You're thoughtful this morning darling," said, pouring more coffee,

"I was wondering how it is possible that two days have passed .." she answered thoughtfully, ".. it seems like a few hours",

"Even one night seems to me, if you give me two really nice days" he stroked her face, Y/N smiled, they had been two days calm, hope was that it did not end all once out of the suite, they ended up to eat and get dressed, leaving the Hilton still with the dress of the party was very strange, as the car waiting for them in the garage, they left for home, the woman leaned on Tom during the trip thinking about how to tell Rice what it happened, they came to the friend who was waiting for them,

"I take a shower and i put something more comfortable" said the woman disappearing upstairs followed by Rice,

"Go tells little lustful" was curious to know that it had happened,

Y/N laughed looking at him, "Help me with the dress in the meantime, i'm still trying to figure out how we missed two days", Rice fumbled with the dress and stopped looking at the friend's back,

"What the hell did he do you?" stroked her fingernails, he was furious,

"In what sense Rice?" the woman asked, surprised, "He did not do anything i did not want and if you mean the bite on my neck i asked him," she said quietly, finishing undressing,

"I'm saying your back is covered with scratches, but i'm sorry you did not notice?" He did not know whether to laugh or get more angry, Y/N went to the mirror to look at her back, had nail marks on hips and on ass , thin lines crossed her shoulder blades,

"Ehm..." she explained to him what had happened in the water and in the shower, Rice knew her well enough to know that everything Tom had done had pleased her, he reassured and laughing followed her in the shower,

"You're amazing Poppy, it seems you've made the fight with Freddie and you're happy too" teased her by washing hair,

"I do not tell you the ideas that came to me when i saw the four-poster bed ... how much i wanted to tie me to the supports" she said coming out of the shower and throwing herself a towel and taking from the drawer boxer comfortable and a t-shirt, wiped the hair, got dressed and went down, even Tom had freshened up and put on comfortable clothes,

"As beautiful as ever" smiled, taking her in his arms, "Even if i preferred you last night," whispered kissing her, Y/N squeezed him, putting his hands on his ass,

"Idem..would it be so unseemly if we went to sleep a little?" winked, Tom laughed, ruffling her hair,

"I have to review the script, even if i'm on holiday i can not ignore the job" replied, the woman was disappointed but imagined it would happen,

"In that case i'm going to organize lunch" untied his embrace and went to the kitchen, she wanted to try the pancakes the night before but had no idea of the ingredients and opted for something light, looked in the freezer and pulled out the shrimp, perfect shrimp and zucchini one of Rice's favorite dishes, ideal to be forgiven fright, put a little 'music and devoted herself to lunch, cooking had always relaxed and keep the head busy with the recipes avoided thinking of the hands of Tom who held her, the friend joined,

"Can i do anything Poppy?" asked, picking up the music and engaging her in a makeshift tango, going to crash into the fridge laughing,

"Oh Rice you're all crazy" she rubbed her elbow, "You could clean the prawns as i go ahead with the zucchini",

"I thought you would be locked in your room for the next few days," he said carelessly, putting the clean shrimps on a plate,

"Ahahahah we had wild sex in the last 48 hours, i do not say i'm saturated but if for a day we do not belong, i will not die" she laughed, lighting the stove, "Do we still have chocolate? I wanted to make the cake" looked in the various shelves taking the necessary, she wanted to sweet, Rice took out the planetary and the pan and passed to her friend, the sauce boiled slowly and the cake was in the oven the two friends got comfortable on the couch starting a movie, Tom was in the garden reading the script Y/N was tempted to join him but did not want to bother, they chatted about the party laughing,

"Ehm..did Andrea tell you anything after i left?" asked curiously, even if she did not care, did not even say hello before going out with Tom,

"We crossed each other while looking for you, i lied shamelessly saying you were back home because you did not feel well, your honor is safe" he laughed,

"Thanks, if Thomas had not been there, i would probably have followed him to his room, it was nothing but i appreciate the choice you made in presenting it to me," she replied,"But you with the sexy guy?",

"We went up to him and away, the best blowjob of my life" he sighed, "I was hoping to do more but collapsed to bed, the resistant men no longer existed it was almost dawn so i came back home i did not want you worried, instead.." looked at her with a snout,

"I'm still apologizing, i guess how you felt, we did not realize we had arrived hotel almost at dawn so when we fell asleep we went on until night..the rest you know" stood up hearing the oven timer ring, the cake was ready put on the water for pasta,

“What say we have lunch in the garden it's a beautiful day" she said taking out plates and cutlery,

“Poppy's very good idea" helped her to take the necessary and went to the garden.

Tom was in the hammock concentrated in reading, raised the gap when heard them come out,

"Sorry if i disturb you, soon we have lunch" Y/N came up smiling,

"You never disturbs" replied, supporting the script and taking her in his arms, "After lunch, would you like to take a walk just the two of us?" asked kissing her, she was immediately warm and nodded, the man stood up to help Rice set the table while Y/N finished preparing, tossed the dough and put in a bowl the salad heard a strange trill and realized that it was Rice's cell phone that rang through the fridge, looked at who called and answered ,

"Hey Roby how are you sweet?" snapped cheerful, "Ready to make follies all together after months??"

"Poppy you are already from Rice!!" replied the voice of the friend, "Very prompt, i just wanted to discuss the details, if for you guys is okay we'll be here next monday",

"Of course it's okay, very well so i have time to redo the food and prepare the rooms!" she said checking not to overcook the pasta,

"Great then we agree for monday a day, a kiss" the friend hung up, Y/N stopped to think, it was almost 2 weeks since she arrived and met Tom and soon they would say goodbye, she wanted to take advantage of the time left as they would not be seen anymore, she dug the pasta and joined the others in the garden,

"Rice has called Roby we are left coming next monday" said to his friend passing the plate,

"Great i can not wait" he smiled, "It's a century we're not all together",

"Are your friends coming?" Tom asked curious,

"After almost a year the family gets together, not that we have not seen each other but all together is really a lot, since Rice left to be in a group has become a problem" answered happy Y/N, had lunch making plans for the next week.

Rice entered the kitchen to make coffee while the woman was washing the dishes,

"After we look at a movie? We have to finish the sharknado series" he said,

"Maybe tonight, Thomas wants to go for a walk together, bother you?" Y/N answered taking out the tray,

"Absolutely not, i take the opportunity to do some exercise, we can watching tonight the movie" kissed her and brought coffee in the garden, the woman finished with the dishes and joined them by the pool, drank coffee and put her shoes to go for a walk.

Tom took her by the hand and started, was from Rice for almost two weeks and had never moved to the property barely knew the garden,

"The forest you will like, there is also a pond" the man told putting an arm around her shoulders, Y/N tightened his hips, she always felt at ease embraced him,

"I'm curious to see him, we are very close to home and seems full country" she answered relaxed, liked being in nature, walked in silence enjoying the green to the forest, the path in pebbles took away the little illusion to be away from everything but turned the corner the view was incredible perfectly groomed hawthorn trees framed the pond, colored irises blossomed between flat stones and water lilies were beautiful in the water, the lawn was been cut recently, missing only the fawns that were jumping and the photograph of the fairy valley would have been complete, Y/N broke the embrace wanted to take a bath, undressed and entered the pond inviting Tom to reach it, the man took off the t-shirt and sat on the edge of the lake looking at her,

"The water is beautiful," said the woman, "Why do not you reach me?" teased him as approached, the man stroked her face,

"I've heard so many times. stories of girls of water that enshrouded passers-by.." kissed her "..if you see her first, my splendid nymph" he finished undressing and followed her, the woman swam around him and clung from behind, arms around thorax the legs that bandaged his life,

"You're trapped my careless passer-by" laughed kissing his neck, "You have only one way to escape from here," whispered, biting slightly, the man touched the ankles firmly anchored to him,

"The stories tell that the only way is to satisfy the desire of the nymph," he replied, making her slip on his chest,

"Exactly" Y/N whispered kissing him, the man supported her by moving towards the flat rocks that surrounded the lake and put to sit, the woman broke away from his hips, continuing to kiss, the hands came down from the chest, stroking the abs, she heard him moan when took his cock and with gentle movements go up and came down fell clasping him, the man leaned face on her shoulder and biting, his hands resting on the rocks, let the woman play with he for a few minutes, "..Omg darling.." moaned kissing her with carriage, "..do not stop.." playing with her breasts and making meow, the woman reacted by tightening grip on his cock, Tom started to sucking and tightening her nipples with his lips, brought a hand on her pussy and with equally delicate movements teased her clit, Y/N groaned while kissing him, the man inserted two fingers into her, digging into her soft spot, the palm pressed on the clit,

"..Tho..mas.." could not say anything else,

"My..nymph wants..satisfaction?" whispered leaning on her breasts, her hands continued to move on his cock, the woman gave a long moan in response, he put her legs around hips, removing fingers from her pussy, Y/N left him with arms around his neck, the man pushed against the edge and entered in her, the rocks scratched her back as Tom sank in her, they were back in the pool at the Hilton and he was fucking her hard by taking every inch of her, snorting his fingernails on her neck, scratching her shoulders,

"Please.." she moaned, "Thomas..i pray harder" the orgasm that she was wearing,

"Like my nymph need," he grunted, increasing his pace, put his hands on the edge to move as she wanted, felt her cunt tighten around the cock in the impetus of orgasm, slowed the thrusts enjoying the feeling of the thrills of Y/N, he stared at her, starting to move faster, with a hoarse grunt came, they remained laced to kiss,

"My nymph i earned my life?" smiled helping her out of the pond, lay down naked to dry in the sun,

"Absolutely yes" Y/N turning and resting head on his chest,

"Darling can i ask you a question?" the man asked,

"You can ask me anything you know," she replied, enjoying the beating of his heart,

"What's all this for you??" stroked her back slowly, the woman pulled up and looked at him questioningly she was not sure understood the question,

"The two days in the hotel and now this, what's for you? " he clarified looking at her,

"For me it was fun spending time with a friend" she answered sincerely,

"Interesting," he said thoughtfully, "I'm not the kind of man who uses women for his entertainment, i did not mean to think i was abusing the ascendant that i"

"As i have already told you in the hotel i am adult and i intend to have fun with you as long as you stay, in Italy it is called friends with benefits" smiled, "I enjoyed every minute spent with you until now, whether it was talking or having sex, is that different for you?” she asked, leaning chin on his chest and looking at him,

"When Rice told me that a fan was waiting for me, i was a little worried, i confess," he laughed, "But i felt comfortable with you, not i had planned to take you away from the party but you were so beautiful that i wanted you all for me, these last days have been pleasant and fun and i'm glad there are no other implications apart from the pure fun" stroked her face, "I hope we will stay friends once i leave",

"Of course, you are a fantastic man and i am happy that we have become friends, i do not want to give it up for any reason " she smiled glad to have discussed, she liked sex, also liked how he took her, but she kept more to his friendship.

They came back home after a couple of hours, Rice was running on the tapis talking on the phone, nodding to them as they sat down on the sofa,

"Simo can not come before monday." stopped run to continue the call, ".. you know that i have guests.." walked gesturing "..no..no..what does she have to do now.." Rice looked at Y/N who choked laughter "Listen to me sorry but i really do not know where to put you, see you monday!" closed the phone call,

"Let me guess Simo arrives casually before?" she asked leaning on Tom,

"He tried, he is in Paris by his uncles and would like to join us today" sitting, in turn, "Fortunately it never came, otherwise we would have found it at the gate",

"He complained because i'm here and he is not..true?" Y/N laughed, the friend stared at her nodding, lay down whining in search of attention, "Oh my little monster wants cuddles," chirped and caressed his friend's hair,

"I'm going to get a drink, do you want anything?" Tom asked, getting up,

"What you drink is good for us," said Y/N and Rice,

"Liked the pond beauty?" asked the man taking advantage of the absence of Tom,

"Very much," she said, winking, "The water was beautiful and the choreography even more, you should put fawns that hopping and it would be a corner of paradise" laughed messing their hair,

"I had thought about it in effect," he replied, "Did you reshuffle your genitals?" looked at her mischievously,

"Ahahah i never heard this" laughed out of taste, "I did not do anything except take a bath naked" explained, "It's not my fault if Thomas can not hold back," Tom returned with some cold tea while the two were still laughing,

"Did i miss something funny?" asked, passing the glasses and coming back to Y/N,

"I would say no, i was just explaining to Poppy how the fashion shows," Rice said innocently, "It seems that my work is comic", the woman nodded and to avoid further questions turned and kissed him, Tom squeezed it closer to if and as always, she take on fire.

Afterward they returned home, it had been a long day and Y/N had no ideas for dinner,

"Lucifer can we order pizza or is it a problem?" she asked leaving the kitchen, "I do not really want to cook," admitted ,

"Of course yes, i want pizza is a lot that i do not eat, Tom is fine too?" the man nodded putting himself on the armchair and taking the remote control,

"Let's finish the movie about flying sharks?" asked, laughing

“Good idea so maybe after we watch a decent film" Rice answered lying on the couch and resting his head on the legs of Y/N,

"Very nice both," said the woman sarcastically, "Rice you call for dinner?"

"Already made Poppy, the pizzas will arrive in half an hour, i got you the usual" he confirmed, taking comfort to watch the movie, were in the middle of the final scene with the hero who was chopping the umpteenth flying fish when the bell rang, Rice got up and retrieved the dinner, Y/N took the dishes and joined the others on the sofa,

"How nice, dinner on the couch without much thought, i missed a lot" the woman turned to hug Rice,

"Do you know what it would take after?" replied the friend,

"Cake with coconut and strawberries" they answered in unison bursting out laughing, the pizza was excellent and disappeared in a flash, Y/N got up to clear the table

"I wash the dishes while you seek the film, tonight it's up to you Lucifer" went to the kitchen followed by Tom,

"I'll give you a hand darling, maybe i'll make coffee" said turning on the machine, he moved towards the woman kissing her neck and getting hands down on her hips,

"If your friend wants to get there first i could kidnap you again" he whispered mischievously, Y/N smiling ... it was a good idea.

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