#her niece too

[apple521]

Trishie Trish doodles 🎀

[coochiekrab]

my period started and i have hardcore baby fever rn so bless u for all the baby and kid pics recently im so in love with freak thang and the lebeubies 🙏🙏🙏💕💕

does this help

[chickenchirps27]

I don’t usually draw guys (i’m just a girl) but i watched Deadpool and Wolverine and i got inspired!

[crybaby-bkg]

new dad Bakugou who’s going back to work full time almost a full year after his daughter his born and he now has to grapple with the fact that….goddamn, he’s spoiled the shit outta her.

well, he doesn’t think it was spoiling her. in actuality, he just created a routine with her, gave her every bit of his attention, held her when she cried, scolded her (yes just at eight months) whenever she’d babble for more puffs even though she’s had enough already. it wasn’t spoiling, it wasn’t. he vowed to never be that dad, to raise a snot nosed brat, one similar to himself.

but here he is, on a Tuesday morning three weeks after her first birthday. he’s standing halfway between the front door and the living room in full uniform, with his still sleepy baby and her even sleepier mama. she’s gripping his neck like he promised to abandon her, wailing and crying so loud and dramatically, that you can’t help but chuckle at her antics and how he wavers ever so slightly.

“You promised you’d go back to work,” you scold him gently, rubbing at your daughters quivering back when she whines again the moment he acts like he’s gonna pull her off. Bakugou frowns at you, and you shrug, smoothing her unruly blond curls away from her sticky forehead.

“But you guys need me.” He pouts, eyebrows downturned as he pulls her away enough to wipe at her wet face. she blubbers again, whimpering out a small dadaaaa noooo, that absolutely breaks his heart.

“And so does the world.” You smile at him, gently pulling your daughter away from the matching glassy red eyes who watch her go. “We’ll be fine, my love. Promise.”

Bakugou looks unconvinced, especially since your daughter reaches for him with another cry of his name. you don’t say anything when he sniffles discreetly, quickly reaching down to the coffee table to snatch up his utility belt that he dropped when she waddled out of her room in tears. he snaps it on wordlessly, and you go to turn to the kitchen when he wraps you both up in his arms.

“Love you,” he whispers against your forehead before pecking it, leaning down to kiss your lips next, and then your daughter’s fat little cheeks. He whispers another love you to her, and wipes away at her rosy cheeks when she pouts at him.

“Rub you.” your daughter pouts, the both of you freezing in shock.

“Oh my god,” you whisper, grinning. “She said I love you back!” Bakugou matches your grin, laughing under his breath as he presses another torrent of kisses all of her face. for the first time since she’s opened her eyes today, she laughs, loud and joyous and familiar. he thinks that maybe going back in today won’t be so bad after all. not if this is what he’ll be coming home to.

[jiveyuncle]

Thought the fish-cat dynamic would be fun for this one. Plus cats notoriously love water.

So, have a Mer!Lance and Galra!Keith

[bootyliquor9000]

more moomin drawings 💪💥🫵✌️😍 (+ other doodles ofc i cannot be stopped)

[spacedace]

Since I have the first three chapters of the next installment of the House of Elle series more or less finished and I'm going to start posting stuff soon(ish), here be a few out memes for things going on in this one 😄

(The corrupted text on the second to last one is intentionally unreadable, it just says "Eldritch Text Because Spoilers" because, you know, spoilers haha)

[pushing500]

Welcome to Sparks, Ivy. Kwahu has been looking forward to meeting you properly, and don't worry about Mechi. I'm sure he'll warm up to you in time.

Ah yes. Babies cry and vomit. Delightful. At least little Ivy has been healed of her grave infant sickness now! Thank you, Healer Mech Serum!!

Kwahu carried his new ward to her lovingly constructed bedroom and fed her some of our yak's milk. No more lattes for a little while, sorry boys. You understand how it is.

Ivy is going to settle in well here, I think ❤️

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[fjordfolk]

Troj has learned that every child in our family can be guilted into giving her belly rubs. This has gone on for a while now - every time someone makes eye contact with her while she's laying down, she'll present her belly for rubbing. Recently, she's started doing it to adults as well.

So far, no one has been able to withstand the sight of this empty-headed dog, eyes of hope and mild confusion, with her fluffy little belly and pathetic litte tail wiggles. I'm so proud of her.

[persuaison]

Millie Bobby Brown.

Just watched Damsel and she never disappoints. I love her.

[cricketclan]

MANY good things this moon but rip Thicketspring. Hes so hard to see with the starclan lineart i use LOL

ALSO!!! Parsleykit is the first male tortie ive gotten! I love him sm

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[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Related to your last Chaggie post: they do have a daughter eventually and she’s just a tad bit to much like Niffty for anyone but Vaggie's comfort

niffty also would be thrilled. too thrilled. niffty please stop putting on cockroach corpse murder play bedtime stories for the kiddy

niffty feeling true murderous rage for the first time in either life when a bad boy gets slightly too close to vaggie and charlie's kid

there is soon one less soul in hell to bother trying to reform

it's in too many pieces now

niffty refuses to say where she stashed the pieces or if she mercy killed the bad boy before separating them

charlie has the worrying suspicion niffty is letting the guy reform just long enough to kill him over and over again

vaggie thinks this is probably part of niffty's personal recovery process and is less worried

chaggie's kid just knows that auntie niffty can make problems go away REALY quickly and neatly and also as NO problem helping with baby's first piercing

the chaggie kid leans into their resemblance for a while bc aunty niffty is just So Cool

a joy of puppeteering is not quite what theater gay charlie expected from her daughter but she's happy niffty and her kid have at least 1 normal bonding activity

normal if you ignore what the puppets are made out of

corpses

the puppets are corpses

niffty gifts adam's corpse puppet to the kid on her 18th birthday

vaggie spends that whole night reassuring charlie this won't hurt their kid's moral compass or mental health and is a really good sign that niffty's obsession with bad boys might be slowly shifting away from self destructive compulsion and towards normal healthy kink area

charlie tries hard to be reassured but still bans the puppet from the dinner table

she does smile though when the chaggie kid has puppet adam grumble and slouch out of the room like an grumpy teen

her smile gets a bit fixed when the puppet is made to trip and repeatedly fall onto a knife revealing it's got water balloons of yellow paint stashed in it's chest but vaggie is cheering and the rest of the hazbins are at least chuckling and well, as long as a family is having fun together, a little corpse puppetry can't be THAT bad a thing, right???

one year later niffty is happily sewing outfits for the chaggie kid's growing corpse puppet army and charlie has a headache

[palskippah]

Hi! You saw preg Bowuigi, but may I present to you… preg Mareach ✨

The thought won't leave my mind after I mindlessly drew Mario asking Luigi how is it to be pregnant and then it escalated from there 😔

So! Here's some headcanons (that you can find too in the drawings) for this:

Edit! I deleted the suggestive-y ideas to make it more all viewers-friendly, sorry!

-Mario and Luigi's mamma and uncle are twins, so they have this 'twin gene', and it just so happens that Mario got twins first try and Luigi didn’t.

-Mario has thoughts when seeing his bro expecting, he develops a serious case of baby fever that he refuses to tell anyone about. Like he catches himself thinking about him and Peach expecting and her acting in the overly attentive way that Bowser does, or thinking of a tiny blonde baby with a button nose and blue-sky eyes. He feels a bit guilty about these thoughts.

-Luigi eventually pries the information out of Mario and tries to convince him to talk to Peach about it, that she’d be understanding even if she doesn’t like the idea. Mario’s stubborn and just doesn’t and feels bad for wanting a baby too just because his bro is going to have one.

-To Mario’s surprise (and relief) it’s Peach who mentions the idea of having children (he feels a bit embarrassed that she easily used the exact words he scolded himself for: “I want a baby”), so they shyly entertain the idea.  And they decide they'd like to be parents in the future.

-When Magma (that's the Bowuigi baby's name!) grows and gets to the toddler stage, Mario finally decides that they could start trying.

-(Corny and I pulled this from Deadpool 2 but) He gives the 'green light' to Peach as a sort of anniversary gift and she's so happy she jumps in place and holds him to her chest and rambles about what to name the baby and how they'd look and what they'll do together and– Mario jokingly reminds her that first she's gotta put a baby in him for that to happen.

-Luigi is really excited when Mario and Peach tell him that they’re expecting. He hugs them both and says he can’t wait to finally be an uncle, and that they’ll be great parents.

-Luigi spoils his bro the same way Mario did with him when he was expecting Magma, like baking him treats and his favorite foods whenever they’re at their house and overall being a very good bro.

-Soon Peach arranges a room to make a nursery and plans how it’ll be.

-When they discover it's twins she makes arrangements again to adapt it for two babies, assigning a color to each baby’s things, because she thinks that Mario and Luigi having their signature colors is adorable.

-When they’re back from the doctor after discovering they’ll have twins, they’re both happily thinking about two children. Peach of snuggly wrapped little babies with round noses and brunette hair, and Mario for some reason thinks of two blonde toddlers with matching hats and blue overalls.

-Mario's belly looks big soon and Peach is over the moon because he's so round and handsome.

-He's so shaped.

-Due to almost all of the Mushroom Kingdom citizens being small Mario often loses sight of them, especially when talking to toads. They love to stand close and right in front of him, even if Mario tells them to stand at his side so he can see them. Mario's pretty sure not even the toads can see him over his belly and yet they don't listen.

-Mario lives at Peach's castle but he and Luigi still kinda often stay at their own little house at the outskirts of Toad Town. Luigi sometimes goes by himself or brings some of his children. They like to have some kind of peace apart from their families and the royalness of it all. (Thinking about the fact that Bowser went on a vacation by himself as Junior said once in a game sjdks)

-Peach is very excited for the babies and she always asks for permission to caress his belly and to hold it and to kiss it. She talks a lot to the babies too, even at times holding very long one-sided conversations with them while Mario listens in with an absolutely besotted smile.

-Many nights, when Mario's sprawled on his side with his arms in weird positions and snoring away and Peach's at his back holding him, she mumbles on and on sweet words to her children and her boyfriend, and holds Mario closely.

-Ever since they know he's expecting, Peach randomly suggests baby names to Mario, who shakes his head or actually explains why he doesn't like them. She suggests one day a couple of names just for funsies and to her surprise Mario loves them.

-Peach leaves their bed very early to focus on her royal duties all morning, while Mario's asleep almost until midday surrounded by an insane amount of red and pink pillows.

-Peach eats red power up mushrooms to be able to easily carry Mario around when he gets too tired, that way she doesn't get tired either.

-Late on Mario gets the 'pregnancy brain', he forgets things and sometimes does stupid stuff. Once at their house he dropped a fork, and since it never crossed his mind to ask for help or pick another one from the kitchen cabinet, he ended up stuck in a crouch when trying to reach it, yelling for Luigi to come help him up.

-Donkey Kong and Mario are mean besties, and DK often teases Mario and vice versa. Like DK purposefully drops something and asks in a faux nice voice for Mario to pick it up for him, then does the laugh™ as Mario stares at him unamused.

-DK used to (gently) push Mario to sit in soft furniture and laugh at him for getting stuck. Mario would sulk and cross his arms over his belly until the stupid monkey dignified himself to help him up. Until DK did it one day that Mario had been particularly tired about the pregnancy, and besides the usual reaction he also got misty-eyed and his lower lip wobbled. DK freaked out and couldn't figure out how to console him as Mario silently cried. Peach almost obliterated DK on the spot when she caught them.

-Since then DK isn't as mean with Mario until the babies are born weeks later. Also, he's a bit terrified of Peach now.

-Magma, who's still a toddler, often asks her uncle-mama when the babies are going to come out of his belly so she can meet them.

-They have twin girls! They're identical when they're babies and kids but when they grow older they have more noticiable differences (like height, same as Mario and Luigi and their mom and uncle)

-They’re Nettarina and Mariella. Sadly I don’t care how silly the names are, I like them and so does Mario aksjdksajd

-Mario has strong genes so their babies look a lot more like him than Peach (who’s glad, because she wanted to have two mini Marios!), although he hoped they’d look more like her.

-Mario is already fat and he gets even fatter with the pregnancy.

-The girls (and Magma too) speak fluent italian and english.

And that’s what I have so far! I know i missed some characters that I could have mentioned like Daisy or Toad and others, but maybe I’ll think of them too for another post c:

I hope you liked them, and if you have any other ideas or headcanons feel free to share them, I’d love to know!

[cupiidzbow]

I’m happy im finally getting a chance to draw the the other kongs so im gonna try a bunch of them now that i have some downtime 🤗🤗🤗

[sasukesofficiallawyer]

My sister is becoming one of those boy moms and it makes me want to bash my head in. She’s always been a bit of a pick me but this is just fucking ridiculous.

“Raising and loving boys is just sooo much more fun and different from raising women!” Shut up.

“Yes, I know he’s hitting his sister, but she’s more mature than him and he doesn’t know any better, it’s fine.” What. The. Fuckkkk. Parent your child! You let him do whatever he wants!

“It’s ok for my son to cry, I’m used to that, but my daughter will get punished because she should know better and doesn’t struggle like he does.” ???what even??? The favoritism is so obvious.

And there’s so much more. I think my ears will start to bleed if I have to listen to one more minute of this. What is it about my nephew that makes my sister go crazy about him? What is it about my niece that is so uninteresting and annoying to her????

[atomosphericnonsense]

I’ve been reading a bunch of Perry the platypus fanfiction and a lot of these have human!perry which is like fine sure why not but if all these human!perry fics most of them have uncle perry where Perry is related to Linda or Lawrence in some way when odd guy that just happens to live in their house is right there and so much funnier cmon you’ve never had some guy just living in your house for no discernible reason because he’s down on his luck and friends with your parents it would be so funny just picture with me if you will a perry lost his house but knew the Flynn fletchers through antiquing related things right after they first got married and blended their families he was supposed to just sleep on the couch for a week or two and help watch the kids while he found a new apartment but now it’s been five years and he still hasn’t left because the secret agent business got real busy (ie doof) that is a perfectly accept human!perry the platypus backstory and so ripe with comedy of anyone trying to explain who he is or why he lives there