#her name is spoon

[cracklewink]

gif of my friend's cat

[emcapi-gaming]

Roevember: Name

Baderon: "So what do they call y─ Nay, don't tell me. 'Tis on the tip o' me tongue... 'Tis...'tis...'tis bloody gone is what it is. Bollocks."

???: "...You know what's real funny? I... just realized I don't remember either."

Baderon: "They say this forgetfulness is some lingerin' effect o' the Calamity. I say it's a Leviathan-sized pain in the arse. Mind, yours seems especially bad. I've seen plenty o' folks what can't remember other names, but not rememberin' yer own? Hmm. What's the last thing ye can remember?"

???: "I... had a strange dream. Then I woke up on the ship, just as we were pulling into port. But before that, it's... fuck, there's nothing."

Baderon: "Well! That's mighty strange. No good frettin' about it too much, though, I reckon. Either it'll come back to ye in time, or it won't. Could be the Calamity. Could be as simple as ye took a bad knock to the noggin - ye look like a fightin' sort to me. Trouble is, though, I can't get ye properly registered with the guild without some sort o' name."

???: "I swear, it's right there, I just can't quite... I think... Ar... Ar-something?"

Baderon: "Take yer time, lass."

Ar???: "Think there's a D in there somewhere. ...Snrk. Ahem. Ard...? I think maybe... Ard...win? Yeah. Yeah, I think that sounds right."

Baderon: "A-r-d-w-y-n?"

Ardwyn?: "No, with an I, like wind. Or winner. I'm pretty sure. My first name."

Baderon: "Good a name as any, I reckon. Fits ye pretty well. Care to venture a guess at a family name?"

Ardwin: "Oh, gods, no, I've got a splitting headache already from trying to dredge up that much."

Baderon: "Hah, fair enough. Just Ardwin it is, then."

[echoes-in-echoclan]

Please show us Lola. You can't just mention Lola and not Lola post!

Your wish Is my command <3

[crescentmp3]

kill your feelings, eleanor

[image desc: digital art of op's original character, eleanor lloyd. she has a grim look of hesitation on her face, a dagger in her hand as she holds in her hand a heart—her own heart, light growing inside it to paint it red and pink with love as the darkness in it melts off. she grips the dagger tightly, peering intently at her heart. the drawing has dramatic lighting for effect, and she seems to be in her own room. there is a barely visible corkboard at the back that has the face of the earl crossed out. // end id]

[patheticbatman]

Welcome to my 55th* Win A Commission Contest! Guess the Norwegian fairy tale this story is based upon, win a drawing, ficlet or recording! Hint: in the original story, In the original story, the MC fights a bunch of troll witches to get her sister’s head back. In my version, she helps her cousin escape an ice cavern, courageously spelunking in a Antarctican glacier

Day 1 • Day 2

*And second to last!

[aithusarosekiller]

Nina: Well, here we are at last.

Maggie: Yes, haha, first proper date! I can't even tell you how excited I am. I mean, this place is lov-

Nina: Do you feel like we're being watched?

Maggie: No...I think you're just being paranoid...look, let's order some drinks and settle down!

Nina: Yeah, you're probably right, sorry.

Crowley, chaperoning from outside the restaurant:

[stevethehairington]

eddie 100% buys those like logs of raw cookie dough and then walks around the house eating it like a burrito

[binah-beloved]

Binah calling you pet names. her favorites are the classic "my dear" and "my love", and when she's feeling particularly affectionate, "my star"

[laurensinclairsfleabagera]

post the games au where franmaya are married and have three cats together.

the first cat they get, named spork by maya, is a ginger tabby cat that they found in behind the backalley of their house. He is an absolute menace, has nearly died at least 3 times, has ate shopping receipts while franziska is distracted by putting away the shopping and they don’t know his age.

secondly, also named by maya, is fork. she is a white persian cat she bought to give franny on their 2nd wedding anniversary despite franziska trying (and failing miserably at it) to pretend she hates cats, especially when she gives a genuine little smile at spork sitting on her lap.

How did they obtain spoon, youre asking? let me tell you! it’s nearing mayas birthday she’s “subtly” hinting at wanting another cat, a maine coon cat more specifically, but nobody can lie to franziska especially when she’s saw maya’s texts to phoenix about wanting to get a maine coon kitten despite them being longer than long furbies. so she obliges to her wife’s foolish wishes, obtains the black main coon kitty while maya is in kurain for business and maya genuinely gives the most sappy hug one can give their wife it’s adorable!!

[dovesick]

zoom zoom

some ocs i’ve had since i was 14

[ask-diamondtiara]

What are your thoughts on your mother

She's amazing!

At being the WORST mother in Ponyville! A mythic bitch as well, don't tell nopony but me and Silver Spoon love to shit talk her at our private sleepovers! We hope she falls into a hole and never gets out! Haha

Totally gonna have to delete later cause she might see this 🙄

[nadiajustbe]

In some 80's AU where there is no magic and no spells, instead of curing rheumatism and giving fields just because the woman he likes wanted to, Howell would remember the smallest details, like Sophie's favorite color on exceptionally dark rainy days, which she mentioned once in the middle of an argument, throwing them out completely randomly as if they were the most common information in the world

Michael: How do you know that?

Howl, shrugging his shoulders: She mentioned it.

[red-moon-at-night]

I keep thinking about yonah meaning dove in hebrew and the idea of kotoko viewing herself as a symbol of peace and salvation....... I'm so *crosses one leg over the other and leans on the table with my elbows, cupping my chin with my hands and batting my eyelashes* it's just so intriguing y’know

[radicalhighway-moved]

the face of an itty bitty baby kitty who likes whipped cream

[lemon-wedges]

...

[wheucto]

i gave him a sister