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Roevember: Name
Baderon: "So what do they call y─ Nay, don't tell me. 'Tis on the tip o' me tongue... 'Tis...'tis...'tis bloody gone is what it is. Bollocks."
???: "...You know what's real funny? I... just realized I don't remember either."
Baderon: "They say this forgetfulness is some lingerin' effect o' the Calamity. I say it's a Leviathan-sized pain in the arse. Mind, yours seems especially bad. I've seen plenty o' folks what can't remember other names, but not rememberin' yer own? Hmm. What's the last thing ye can remember?"
???: "I... had a strange dream. Then I woke up on the ship, just as we were pulling into port. But before that, it's... fuck, there's nothing."
Baderon: "Well! That's mighty strange. No good frettin' about it too much, though, I reckon. Either it'll come back to ye in time, or it won't. Could be the Calamity. Could be as simple as ye took a bad knock to the noggin - ye look like a fightin' sort to me. Trouble is, though, I can't get ye properly registered with the guild without some sort o' name."
???: "I swear, it's right there, I just can't quite... I think... Ar... Ar-something?"
Baderon: "Take yer time, lass."
Ar???: "Think there's a D in there somewhere. ...Snrk. Ahem. Ard...? I think maybe... Ard...win? Yeah. Yeah, I think that sounds right."
Baderon: "A-r-d-w-y-n?"
Ardwyn?: "No, with an I, like wind. Or winner. I'm pretty sure. My first name."
Baderon: "Good a name as any, I reckon. Fits ye pretty well. Care to venture a guess at a family name?"
Ardwin: "Oh, gods, no, I've got a splitting headache already from trying to dredge up that much."
Baderon: "Hah, fair enough. Just Ardwin it is, then."
#roevemberxiv2024#roevember#ardwin tag#ardwin pics#ardwin lore#this post brought to you by Ardwin's amnesia#and also me having no idea that there were actual naming convention rules for Roegadyn when I made her#and instead just mashing the random generator button a bunch and picking out syllables I liked lmao#also the first Baderon line is verbatim from the starting quest lmao#also! giving myself full permission to play fast and loose with the prompt days and which ones I do#since most of my Doing Things On Time spoons are occupied by college atm
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Please show us Lola. You can't just mention Lola and not Lola post!
Your wish Is my command <3
#non ec#her full name is Lola Spoon#it's cause her first name was Spoon#when we renamed her we wanted to keep the Spoon part so it became her middle name
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kill your feelings, eleanor
[image desc: digital art of op's original character, eleanor lloyd. she has a grim look of hesitation on her face, a dagger in her hand as she holds in her hand a heart—her own heart, light growing inside it to paint it red and pink with love as the darkness in it melts off. she grips the dagger tightly, peering intently at her heart. the drawing has dramatic lighting for effect, and she seems to be in her own room. there is a barely visible corkboard at the back that has the face of the earl crossed out. // end id]
#finally have the spoons to id this!#you've taken so many lives with that dagger‚ but do you have what it takes to kill what makes your life 'yours'?#is the terror of falling in love greater than you desire to live it fully?#can you stain the dagger with not your enemies blood but the red hot liquid that is your love seeping into your heart?#i digress. lots of thoughts on her#probably some sort of arospec! i ♡ quarrels with the concept of love itself#this was fun to do but i had so much struggle getting her expression right despite knowing it'd barely be visible...#🌙creations#eleanor lloyd#hitman x countess#btw if these two were in a yuri/gl manga the name would be Kill Your Feelings. for reasons
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Okay I have two heracles prompts bc I am obsessed and you’ve created an idea monster!!! (I love them so much, mama bear Thena is soooo good and you write it flawlessly) first one is this: what if there’s terrible weather (a storm or blizzard or something idk whatever makes sense lol) and as usual heracles is stressing them out bc they can’t find him! turns out he’s curled up in a corner somewhere trying to brave the weather, so obviously mama Thena and papa Gil have to bring him home with them to save him from the elements. Cue: fam snug time
The storm was like nothing Athens had felt before.
It was a hurricane, although those born and raised called it a cyclone, and attributed it to the gods' displeasure. But now the gods were there in Athens, and could clarify, no: this was not their divine wrath.
Sailors pulled their ships in, the whole city headed to its highest point to avoid flooding. Although they mostly left the citizens to their own devices, Sersi and Phastos did quietly fortify what structures they could, sealing cracks subtly and turning the occasional limestone into a more water resistant granite, just for the storm.
Ajak counted heads. "Is this everyone?"
"For the most part," Ikaris grumbled as he unloaded some of the more stubborn Athenians who hadn't wanted to take the advice of evacuating their homes. "You told us not to do too much."
He had clearly been kidnapping people from their homes to bring them here.
"The orphanage is the furthest structure in town, and they're all here now," Sersi added, gesturing to the women who were tending to the children and their fright. "I think we can seal the doors."
"Wait."
Ajak frowned as Thena - most unusually - raised her voice. The Goddess of War was visibly searching for something, her eyes narrowed. "What is it?"
The blonde lioness huffed, pacing the room in her search. "He's not here."
"Who?"
"That stray?" Ikaris asked, and was swiftly punched right in the jaw for it. He snarled at his passing teammate. "If he didn't come with the others then maybe he was already swept out to sea."
"Ikaris!" Sersi hissed at him.
"Heracles?" Thena even called out, which was above and beyond for her. Plenty turned and looked, bewildered by the Goddess of War mingling in their presence. But she continued stomping through the great hall, her head swivelling. "Heracles!"
"You don't see him either?" Gilgamesh frowned. He was also counting heads, his finger poised and physically pinpointing people as he went. "I saw the rest of the kids come in but I thought maybe he had run straight to you."
Thena's brows were so knotted they weren't likely to come undone until the storm passed. "I had hoped the same of you."
Both Eternals sighed heavily, their chests tight; that meant he was out there in the storm.
"You two are seriously going out there for that kid?" Phastos felt the need to ask, but wisely stepped out of their way as the two Fighters approached the open entryway.
"Don't do anything rash," Ajak advised, which really meant that they were not to bend the natural order of things too drastically. And that included defying the laws of nature for one life, even if it was that of a child.
But Thena looked at Sersi over her shoulder, "seal the walls behind us. If we find him we'll go back to the Domo."
"If you're certain," Sersi replied, and received a nod with such sureness only the Goddess of War could manage it. So, the Elemental Eternal raised her hands to the pillars of the Parthenon. Its open steps shifted and a wall of gnarled coral stood in its place. there was enough to let in air but not so much that the rain could make it past the threshold.
Thena stepped into the rain and wind, already having to squint her eyes against it. "Where could he have gone?"
Gilgamesh held his hand up against the elements, standing by her side. "He couldn't have gotten far."
They set out, doing their best to look around the darkened streets, already rushing with water. It wasn't so much that every road was a river, but they had to wonder what it looked like further downhill. How accurate could Ikaris' snide remark have been?
"We'll find him," Gilgamesh promised, practically having to shout over the force of the winds around them.
Thena's dress and robes whipped in the wind behind her. It took mere seconds for them both to be soaked to the bone, the white clinging to her skin. But she stalked forward, hunting for her prey, or in this case, a cub.
"Heracles!" she belted aloud. Despite it being louder than her usual low, roiling tone, the storm swallowed it up. The clouds blanketed the city with their own rumbling, far louder than one or even two voices.
"Come on out, bud!" Gilgamesh also attempted to shout into the ether. "We'll get you somewhere safe!"
It felt as if they were going fishing for a minnow in the great reefs. It was simply too daunting, too overwhelming to consider searching the whole city.
Gilgamesh turned to Thena. "You should go to the Domo, see if you can see a sign of life or something."
She made a face, which ended up being a weary kind of smile. Because of course he was offering to brave the storm in her place. But she declined his chivalrous offer. "I have to see him with my own eyes."
Gil chuckled, grasping her hand and winding their fingers together. "Don't let go of me. I can't be looking for both of you in this."
Thena squeezed back, communicating through touch that she had no intention of straying from him.
"Heracles!" Gilgamesh called out again. "Wait."
She heard it too. It wasn't the child for whom they were searching, but it was a clear whining--a whimpering. She looked at him. "It's a dog."
Humans liked dogs. And Heracles was always trying to defend the honour of anything that would let him, from a field mouse to complete stranger.
Thena took off running. The rain felt like needles in her skin, heavy and sharp and freezing cold. "Heracles, where are you?!"
"Here!"
It was a tiny little squeak from a whelp of a voice. But she turned a corner, ducking between buildings, away from the main roads. Although the wind became worse, the building facades offered somewhat of a shield against the rain. She shuffled between them, no longer concerned with the water pouring down on her from the roofs and gutters. "Where?"
He needn't have answered. She turned a corner and there he was, huddled under a roof with a mangy stray trembling in his arms. They were both positively sodden and shaking, even seated on the ground where a shallow river was flowing around them.
Thena sighed. The ache in her chest lightened, although his appearance left a different kind of problem to address. She plodded over to him, equally sodden, splashing with every stop.
The boy had his biggest, saddest eyes at the ready for her. "I'm-m s-s-sorry, Th-Th-Th-"
She spared him the attempt, crouching down to him. The dog crouched out of her way as she picked him up and held him against her. He was cold to the touch, but the longer she held him, the more she could feel that warm core that all humans possessed. She rubbed his back regardless of the soaked tunic he wore. "I am here."
He clung to her. "Everyone l-l-left h-him. I t-t-tried to get ins-side with him, b-but all the houses-"
They were all sealed to some extent in preparation for the great rains, leaving two strays outside just trying to get somewhere safe. Thena looked down at the mutt.
The dog yelped as she kicked in the door to the house lending them part of its roof. The animal quickly darted inside away from the thunder and rain.
"He will be fine," she murmured as she turned with Heracles bundled against her. "You are coming with us."
"It's c-c-cold, m-m-m-"
"I know," she sufficed to say. She was also cold, and wet, and wished to be inside. But she tucked the child's head under her chin. "Endure just a little longer."
"Thank all the stars in the sky you two are okay!"
Heracles' trembling lessened somewhat as Gilgamesh wrapped his arms around them both. He was also wet, and also cold, but still warmer than both of them combined. The weight of his mere presence was assuring, like a heavy blanket, or a roof overhead.
Thena closed her eyes, letting both life forms warm her frozen core. She hated the rain, she didn't like being cold, and she had sworn she would never go so out of her way for a human. To protect one's life, certainly. But to search the streets for a little boy's comfort and general well being? That was something she would have left to Ajak or Sersi under any other circumstances.
Gil pressed his lips to her cheek, "are you?--okay, I mean."
"I am," she affirmed for him, relishing his closeness. They parted just enough for Heracles to breathe again, repositioning his face against Thena's shoulder. "He must be warmed."
"Let's go."
For however long it felt it took them to search for him, the walk back with Heracles in hand felt endless. Thena kept her eyes closed, curled around the small form she was carrying as much as she could manage. Gilgamesh walked in front of her, shielding her when the wind felt brave enough to face them head on. He acted as her eyes.
"Almost there," he announced, not that she had any frame of reference.
But she looked down. She had wrapped the sodden cape of her dress around herself and the boy in some form of attempt for warmth. She pulled it away from his face. "Just a little more."
His hair was now the colour of wheat at the end of its life, it was so wet. But the head nodded, choosing not to emerge to look at her. For that, she could not blame him.
Only once aboard the Domo did Heracles emerge. They were all exhausted, watching as the door to the ship closed behind them. The wind and rain drifted away, leaving only the sound of their breathing and the water dripping off them. "Where are we?"
Thena smiled. Humans were never supposed to see the Domo for themselves. To think them gods and deities was one thing, but to truly understand their alien origins was another. There were already hieroglyphics of the Domo in a few of the tombs in Egypt, they didn't need more evidence.
But she walked with Heracles still in hand from the hull of the ship and towards her quarters. "This is how we came to Athens."
The boy offered no notes. He merely took it all in, bewildered and exhausted. He looked at Gilgamesh behind them over her shoulder. "I thought the gods were always in Athens."
"Uh," Gilgamesh tried to think of how he would keep from dispelling the kid's idea of the world. But he patted his head, immediately noting that they all needed towels. "This is how we...came down from the stars."
"Oh," Heracles nodded, completely willing to accept the answer as it was. He wilted against Thena again. "Are you angry?"
"No," she said more softly than even she expected. But in truth, she wasn't, no matter how agitated she had been upon discovering his absence back in the great hall. She adjusted him on her hip. "I am relieved you are safe. That is all."
The Goddess of War had spoken, and that was that.
Heracles found himself set down upon a bed. It was large enough for a grown up but small enough that it didn't seem befitting of a goddess. But he accept the cloth Gilgamesh tossed over his head and rustled his hair with. "Hey!"
Gilgamesh soaked up the child's laughter. "Get dry, pipsqueak. Can't go to bed all damp."
Although, with a mere touch, the Domo was able to warm their room and suck out any excess moisture it detected. Perhaps returning to the comforts of their mothership more often would be in order.
Thena inhaled as Gilgamesh draped a towel around her shoulders, between her hair and her chilled skin. She leaned into him. She preferred him lukewarm and damp to not having him at all.
He pressed a kiss to her cheek, "he's okay. We all are."
"Hm," she acknowledged. She remained close to him, laughing as he angled her behind his form and purring as he unclipped the gold lining her toga, allowing it to drag away from her body. "You thought of everything."
"Told you, can't go to bed like this," he whispered to her as he pulled a dry shirt of his on over her head, even pulling out her hair and braiding it over her shoulder.
She inhaled. The scent of him and the Domo fogged over her senses and made the storm seem like a distant memory. She languished in the feeling of it, pressing her lips to his. He was happy to oblige.
"Now this is all wet too!"
Thena made a face as Gil pulled back. The child was back to being an agitation.
He left her with a final kiss. "You two get warm, I'll find some more towels and change into dry clothes."
"Hm," she offered as a means of telling him he better not dawdle in his mission.
He gave her a grin; he wouldn't dare. He took the towel form Heracles, who was thoroughly mussed but indeed dryer than he had been. "Go on, kid, get all warmed up. I'll be back."
Thena took the liberty of bundling him up in most of the blankets, cocooning him and his dampness in warmth and away from her. Although, once he was properly swaddled, she brought the ball close to her as she laid on her side.
Heracles fussed in his cocoon of blankets. "I want more room."
Thena ruffled his hair, her eyes already closed, head already on her pillow. "Gilgamesh will need room once he returns."
"Hmph," Heracles sufficed, but he did find a position comfortable for himself. Her arm laid over him and he let the warmth of the bed and the scent of the room lull him to sleep. "Will Papa be here when I wake up?"
Thena looked down at the boy. He had always been an orphan, as far as she knew. He had no concept of what having a family was like. Not that she knew what having a family was supposed to be like for a child his age. But perhaps this was a comfort all humans craved, familial or not. She pressed her hand to his hair. "Yes, he will."
#Thenamesh Heracles AU#thank you so much for the ask!!!!#I hope you like it#I might have gotten a little carried away with this one#but Athens I mean surely it's gotten its fair share of terrible storms#and of course Heracles is out in it#Thena 'I am not this kid's mom' Goddess of War#trudging through the wind and rain for this little boy#also don't worry#the dog is fine and they go back for it and he loves Heracles and they all name him Odysseus#Thena elects to name him Canis which is basically asking to name the dog 'Dog'#they have some nice family snuggling time#Gil does come back with more towels and clean dry clothes#he slips into bed behind Thena as the biggest of spoons#he tells her it's a little cramped with all three of them#it was already tight with just the two of them#she says sh the baby's sleeping#Heracles has so little knowledge of the outside world#he has Mama Thena and Papa Gil and that lady named Ajak is mad at them for breaking someone's door#and he saw Mama and Papa kissing but he doesn't know if that's weird or not#it's okay kid#the rest of the Eternals don't know either
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Welcome to my 55th* Win A Commission Contest! Guess the Norwegian fairy tale this story is based upon, win a drawing, ficlet or recording! Hint: in the original story, In the original story, the MC fights a bunch of troll witches to get her sister’s head back. In my version, she helps her cousin escape an ice cavern, courageously spelunking in a Antarctican glacier
Day 1 • Day 2
*And second to last!
#win a commission#Norwegian fairy tales#hint:#a beat up article of clothing is what her name and the name of the story is#in many depictions she’s born riding a goat holding a. wooden spoon and wearing a … beat up article of clothing
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Nina: Well, here we are at last.
Maggie: Yes, haha, first proper date! I can't even tell you how excited I am. I mean, this place is lov-
Nina: Do you feel like we're being watched?
Maggie: No...I think you're just being paranoid...look, let's order some drinks and settle down!
Nina: Yeah, you're probably right, sorry.
Crowley, chaperoning from outside the restaurant:
#Muriel is next to her with binoculars#and a spoon labelled 'aziraphale 2.0'#nina x maggie#good omens season two#good omens#THEY NEED A NAME#vinylatte#is okay...#but still
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eddie 100% buys those like logs of raw cookie dough and then walks around the house eating it like a burrito
#eddie munson#stranger things#is this inspired by the fact that i literally just did exactly that? maybe it is maybe it isnt#also steve sees him doing it and is like wHAT are you DOING you HEATHEN i was going to make cookies with that!#youre not even supposed to est raw cookie dough! and eddie shrugs and goes i survived demon bats i can survive raw cookie dough#besides stevie name ONE person whos died from it. oh wait you CANT#steve splutters but like eddies not wrong lol he cant so he falls back on his Other tactic and goes think about the kids!!#theyre gonna start doing that too! its not good for them! and eddie barks out a laugh and goes babe who do you think i got it from#and in bursts max mayfield with her own cookie dough log burrito in hand#and she just nods at steve before accosting eddie with a so are you taking me to the record store today like you promised or not?#and steve silently has a conniption in the corner#(a week later eddie gets home from work to find STEVE with a whole TUB of raw cookie dough in his lap#a full spoon frozen halfway to his mouth with a deer in the headlights look on his face.#eddie just grins and says shove over and gimme that spoon)
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Binah calling you pet names. her favorites are the classic "my dear" and "my love", and when she's feeling particularly affectionate, "my star"
#project moon#lobotomy corporation#library of ruina#binah#binah lobcorp#binah library of ruina#she also occasionally calls you 'birdie' when she wants to tease you#just with a subtle smile on her face because she knows it'll make you flustered#she mumbles pet names to you while you're snuggling#by the way she is always the big spoon. always.#unless...
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post the games au where franmaya are married and have three cats together.
the first cat they get, named spork by maya, is a ginger tabby cat that they found in behind the backalley of their house. He is an absolute menace, has nearly died at least 3 times, has ate shopping receipts while franziska is distracted by putting away the shopping and they don’t know his age.
secondly, also named by maya, is fork. she is a white persian cat she bought to give franny on their 2nd wedding anniversary despite franziska trying (and failing miserably at it) to pretend she hates cats, especially when she gives a genuine little smile at spork sitting on her lap.
How did they obtain spoon, youre asking? let me tell you! it’s nearing mayas birthday she’s “subtly” hinting at wanting another cat, a maine coon cat more specifically, but nobody can lie to franziska especially when she’s saw maya’s texts to phoenix about wanting to get a maine coon kitten despite them being longer than long furbies. so she obliges to her wife’s foolish wishes, obtains the black main coon kitty while maya is in kurain for business and maya genuinely gives the most sappy hug one can give their wife it’s adorable!!
#ace attorney#pwaa#franmaya#franziska von karma#maya fey#franziska x maya#fluff#so much fluff#cat#i am spreading my childfree married franmaya with 3 cats agenda#and yes she begrudgingly gave spoon her name to continue the “foolish theme
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zoom zoom
some ocs i’ve had since i was 14
#anthro art#furry art#furry cat#cat furry#cat anthro#background art#they were originally humans#named chelsea & catta#so obv catta had to be a cat. & chelsea is a serval#chelsea is the devil’s niece#lots of surreal shit happens#it was a weird (very crudely drawn) comic#they befriend a girl with a spoon stuck in her head#catta becomes chelsea’s lackey but she’s rly interested in his sister#i can’t remember much. i think it’s at my parents’ house
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What are your thoughts on your mother
She's amazing!
At being the WORST mother in Ponyville! A mythic bitch as well, don't tell nopony but me and Silver Spoon love to shit talk her at our private sleepovers! We hope she falls into a hole and never gets out! Haha
Totally gonna have to delete later cause she might see this 🙄
#diamond tiara#mlp ask blog#diamond tiara mlp#mlp fim#mlp g4#ask diamond tiara#mlp#silver spoon mlp#And what kind of name is Spoiled Milk anyways?#You can tell she def got a nose job by looking at her old pictures Dad showed me 🤗
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In some 80's AU where there is no magic and no spells, instead of curing rheumatism and giving fields just because the woman he likes wanted to, Howell would remember the smallest details, like Sophie's favorite color on exceptionally dark rainy days, which she mentioned once in the middle of an argument, throwing them out completely randomly as if they were the most common information in the world
Michael: How do you know that?
Howl, shrugging his shoulders: She mentioned it.
#the funniest thing about it is that he's like#usually likes to impress every woman he tries to court#so every time he DOES remember something one of that women mentioned he's gonna be romantically dramatic#'Oh look I brought you this rose your ✨ favourite flower✨ like you mentioned'#he's sure she gets to notice it#even though he in fact remebers...not a lot#at all#like their names and faces are starting to blurry when time passes he can't memorise a thing#but the amount of sugar Sophie adds in her morning coffe so she won't go crazy#(exactly one spoon of sugar and a bit cinnamon when she has one/#(she mentioned it once. she barely even makes it when they're in the room/house)#PFFT THE MOST INFORMATION OF THE UNIVERSE WHY WOULD I TELL HER I KNOW THAT ANYWAYS EIESO#hmc book#howl's moving castle book#howl's moving castle#hmc#howl pendragon#howell jenkins#sophie hatter#michael fisher
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I've found that using myself as a physical barrier between H i m and Stan works out perfectly but also it looks very silly sometimes. I am currently in-sys fully laying on Stan (he is asleep) and H e ain't trying to make any moves because H e fucking knows better but also I am very short and way smaller than Stan so I look fucking ridiculous doing this. Whatever though it's working ig
#i dont think tumblr is updated on The Current System Bullshit uhhh#tl;dr Stan's abuser popped into the system a few days ago and. Well. gestures vaguely.#We refuse to refer to H i m by name at least on here btw. But if you know you know who I'm talking about.#The other way to get H i m away from Stan is sending H i m to mischief's layer but that's uh#Not something I can do and we can't constantly have Her& up front due to spoons. So.#This is the best we can do rn.#I stole H i s pipe sidenote and H e ain't very happy about it but it's funny so I'm keeping it.#I did not smoke before in-sys but ig I will now just to piss H i m off#pk;m Fids🔬
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I keep thinking about yonah meaning dove in hebrew and the idea of kotoko viewing herself as a symbol of peace and salvation....... I'm so *crosses one leg over the other and leans on the table with my elbows, cupping my chin with my hands and batting my eyelashes* it's just so intriguing y’know
#capri talks#milgram#kotoko yuzuriha#sorry I would really love to do a deep dive into that but I have no spoons. but isn't it interesting?????? god i love her#how despondent is she gonna be when Es inevitably disregards her actions in the voice drama huh. she'll not show it but.. yknow.#thinking about how desperately she wants to work in the name of justice for others but.... she has Nobody. how lonely she must feel.#she comes off as a very solitary person who really wants comraderie but can't quite seem to find it anywhere#and she doesn't realise how much she's pushing people away with her violent methods and it just creates this. spiral of isolation#OKAY i'm done talking now because I made myself sad about her T-T#she's very complex and morally grey and like all the other characters has so much to offer if we just view them from all angles 💜
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Just had hot chocolate so delicious I had to convey how it made me feel through OC art
#*chirp*#oc artist#artists on tumblr#sketch#I think I might name her Lily#I’ve just been calling her ‘sheep/lamb girlie’ for now#but I think an l name suits her#don’t quote me on that tho#also I cannot overhype how good this hot chocolate was#holy shitttt#if you know about those wooden spoons with chocolate and peppermint bits covering them#the chocolate is so deliciously rich letting it melt in my hot cocoa was actually fucking amazing beyond belief#pure fucking heaven
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