not cis not trans but a secret third thing (bird)
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"...Not all angels are lactose intolerant, though? There's just not a lot of dairy products in Heaven, is all..." Why does this feel like some kind of joke that Azrael and Lucifer would have spread around when they were younger?
"It is rather funny to see everyone getting so lively over it though, isn't it? Don't look so exasperated, Ziri, it'll be forgotten about in a day or so!" Eno, please. This all started because of you.
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Death by pizza robot. Yet somehow, not his most humiliating demise.
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raising a kid on your own isn’t that hard, i did it and he turned out fine
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GRRAAAAHHH HISSSSS BARK BARK BARKBARKBARKRBARK GRA PUT ME GOWN YOU WRETCHED THING I WILL KILL I WILL RIP EACH HAIR FOLLICLE OUT ONE BY ONE YOU WILL BE COLD AND DEFENSELESS IN THE ARCTIC I WILL LEAVE YOU TO THE WOLVES
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techno is like: “aahhh for you the world phil” and also betrays me for the bit like bruh.
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@subtotechno what do you think of this sign should i put it up lmao
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i don’t think i could ever do her justice but... she pretty :)
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