#her aaaarms????

[mvmnbnv]

God vi is massive compared to jinx

[storybook-tiles]

not to gleepost but everyone rlly slept on the make no mistake (she’s mine) cover

[glitterp0prhaps0dy]

Hi, me again, Ava does have powers but not the same as her bro, she can copy anyone’s voice and transform into different people, the one downside is she has robot arms so she has to wait a hot sec for those to get the hint and also transform

ROBO AAAARMS

[star-labs-intern]

Cisco leaving Kendra at the theatre lmaoooo I forgot he vibes her powers

Grodd is actually so scary he's a good villain plus they created him 🤷‍♀️

The reverse flash!harry scene I'm screaming Cisco really jumps up and tells Barry to calm down when he attacks Harry in the cortex !! And ugh running the lines to sound more like Dr. Wells. Harry and Cisco man.

But also Barry getting to be on coms for once is kinda fun lol I forgot this is his wheelchair episode

Harry getting patched up after grodd aaaarms🥺😋

Omg this storyline with wally I forgot all of this that iris knows and Joe doesn't wtfff

[cybertronian-menace]

Jägermeister my fucking beloved. Jagerbombs. My sweet sweet maple syrup concoction of get figgity fugged up. I thought I didn't like alcohol until. Jäger. It appeared to me like that scene in lego batman. I just diiiiied in your aaaarms toooooonight must of been something you saaaaaaid.

I think Papyrus Undertale would knock back jägerbombs with me. We'd get TRASHED and then build puzzles all over the house to fuck with Sans. But they'd be bad puzzles. Because 1) we're fucking dweebs and 2) we're wasted. But Sans would play along because 1) He's like the ultimate big brother to Papyrus and 2) He's also a fucking dweeb.

And the night would end with me and Papyrus like. We'd probably be passed out on the living room floor. With various illegible puzzle blue prints scattered around us. And I think Sans would like. Just leave us there. Because he's lazy. But he'd totally write on pur faces with marker. Because he's a silly goof. But like. If Sans was passed out drunk on the living room floor?!?!?! I'd TOTALLY carry him to bed. And tuck him in. And put a nice big bottle of water on his nightstand. And the crawl in bed next to him. And draw on his face with marker because lMAO GET DUNKED OOOOON!!!! lol. What the original point of this post??? I don't remember.

But I think Undyne would also smash jägerbombs with me. And we'd end up in the hospital because we'd like. Probably burn her house down again trying to cook. Or something. But it'd be SO fun. And Alphys and Sans would be SO stressed because their girlfriends are IDIOTS. but it's ok because they love us sooooooo much.

I MIGHT be tipsy. Lol.

[kataraang0]

practice bc i haven't watercolored for half a year

[immaturityofthomasastruc]

I had way too much fun with this

It started when two magic earring things did what they did

And the plot barely explored secrets they could’ve hid

Anyway, they attached themselves to a random kid

Named Ladybug

Considering who made this crazy show, it’s no surprise

Her transformation sequence is always sexualized

She’s slimy, creepy, fast and strong despite her shape and size

She’s Ladybug

Aaaarmed with yo-yos, she’s on the case

Staaalking Adrien all over the place

(If she’s gross on purpose, I can’t say)

And since Cat Noir sucks, she always saves the day!

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I hate that it took me a minute to get what song this was a parody of.

[orangechickenpillow]

🎶 Good girl

in a staw hat

with her aaaarms ouuuut

that is a scarecrow 🎶

[bendy-and-buddies]

(if/when angie becomes an archangel i’m imagining her becoming super tall like her dad but bendy still being really short for some reason)

in the aaaarms of the angeeeeellll…

((it’d definitely be quite a sight.))

[theunlimitedskye]

A REALLY REALLY LONG POST OF MY DUMB BSD FIC IDEAS (I am so sorry)

All y'all can ignore this post this is just me thinking out loud at 3:30 AM  (yes, I prewrote this)   What Bungou Stray Bullshit am I gon be writin: •Hanahaki. I don't even know what fucking ship I'd be writing for with this one, but after getting sucked into a certain ship hell on AO3, I may or nay not have, like, 4 ships in mind, •prrrrrrrrobably like, 7 separate Sakaguri things (ranging from drunken comfort cuddles to Oguri following him to work and stealing pocky to "hey what if Oguri was a kitsune") •Oguri. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Nathaniel. Ch... Church. Churchy stuff. Yeeeeeah. •AU where Oguri is a shrine Kitsune and Nathaniel goes there for frequent visits and prayers and shit •Twain... Something something Twain. Don't even care what, honestly. One happy shooty boy. •Ango squeaks when he's scared and now I have no choice but to write about it •Daraaaaannnn...????? God I forgot how much I ship this •Oh look;  Oguri and Yokomizo adopted a cat together like the gays they are, and Oguri got rid of it after Yokomizo's death. Nothing to see here, folks, just a bunch of angst. Scroll past this one why don't you. •I GOTTA WORK IN FYODOR INTO ONE OF MY FICS ONE DAY JUST SO I CAN SPECIFICALLY HAVE SOMEONE EITHER CALL HIM FYOOP OR FYODADDY •shit with my own bsd ocs i have like 37 and it is absolute utter hell. i cant stop making bsd ocs. i am suffering. i will not be satisfied until i have 50. someone please kindly snap my neck •"welcome to walmart thanks for bringing your fucking kids" •cold glass of spaghetti-o's on the rocks (this is way more valid than it sounds but I highly implore that you   d o   n o t    a s k) •how fucked up would it be if I wrote a whole bunch of drabbles and ficlets with Nathaniel all inspired by specific Bible verses? Like, no specific ships or plotpoints in mind. The only constant is Nathaniel and whatever verse I choose that day. Work whatever ships fit with it. Great way to force myself into some good 'ol Bible Discussion and Study Meetings, lemme tell you. •You can't spell Procrastinate without Nate. Not only is it a horrible prompt, but it's also true. •"People's brains slide right out of their assholes the instant they start to sin. At least those that are dumb enough to die for their sins without repenting first get their dumbfuck legs boiled off in the firey pits of damnation." -Possible dialog for Nathaniel????? I don't even know where I'd put this but I heard someone say something relatively close to this sentence in a YouTube video and I absolutely lost my fucking shit •this isnt even a fic idea but it involes writing but fuckkkkkkkkkk ask-nathaniel-hawthorne blog that'd be so fucking lit it'd give me a chance to try writing for him and show off my art nd ghhhhhhhhhh it'd literally just be nothing but church jokes and r/dankchristianmmes •OR BETTER YET, ASK-ANGEL-NATE (@mysaldate you know precisely what I'm getting at here wanna make a joint blog) •*chanting and slamming hands off of table* ACCURATELY! WRITTEN! FICLETS! AND! DRABBLES! WRITEN! BASED! ON! FUCKED! UP! AWKWARD! SERVER! CONVERSATIONS!!!! •911 what is your emergency yes help there's a demon in my church and his name is dazai osamu please send someone before I exorcize this bitch •Bad Apple seems like a really good general direction to go here, considering everything else. Ever on and on, I continue circling with nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony... •this is a callout post to @midwinter-stars and I hope you realize I'm gonna be copypasting both of our RPs into a document and slapping that shit onto AO3 with both our names attached •I had this one really cute DazAtsu-ish RP where Dazai kept trying to drown himself so Atsushi saved him then they ended up frolicking in the park. Sorta. •That one Vocaloid song called Error. I wanna work that in somewhere somehow. •ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN ON MY FUCKING GOD THIS SONG IS UTTER PERFECTION FOR NATE LIKE PICTURE NATE AS CALM AND CLASSY AS EVER BUT HES HOLDING A FUCKING  S H O T G U N AAAAAA I GOTTA ADD THIS IN SOMWHERE I HAVE. TO. WRITE. NATEGUN. •Alternatively - Ginger with a Shotgun. (I DON'T CARE IF THE GUILD'LL EVER TAKE ME BAAAAAAAACK--) •Fitzgegerld is a dumb bitch legend and if I'm not ever gonna find time to draw him I may as well write him at some point • Alternatively, again - that Brandon Rogers video called The CEO but with Fitzgerald. How amazing would that be. Literally just Fitzgerald going through his daily life and I somehow incorporate every line of dialog in there ("Nathaniel I'm walking through a FUCKING FOUNTAIN right now.") •So I saw Unedited Footage of a Bear recently. It was one of those weird, creepy 3 AM commercials on Adult Swim everyone knows about. It really messed with me, to be honest. The website had me tripping balls, and I'm still not certain if I found all the secrets it had to offer. In summary - I'm probably gonna write about Nathaniel having some fucked up hallucinations maybe. •Oguri Mushitarou is a fucking pillow princess send tweet •PoK is really fucked up and I already have like 12 drabbles being written all at once hlep •pLEASE DON'T LET OUR LOOOVE TUUUUURN OOOOUT INTO A TRADGEDY LIKE IT WAs FOR JULIEETTT T  TAKE ME AWAY INTO YOUR AAAARMS IT'S ALL I ASK OF YOOOOu (in summary - Romeo and Cinderella) •Koyou Ozaki - unintentionaly turning straight Canadian chicks with shitty anime tumblr blogs into lesbians since her debut. •I HAVE SO MANY LEMON IDEAS JUST PILING UP YOU GUYS MAY AS WELL START CALLING ME KAJII AT THIS POINT BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD ITS NEVER GONNA GET ANY BETTER, ONLY WORSE

[laftcr]

@ssunsxt​

❛ I hear your heart beat, to the beat of my drums! ❜    Snare, boom! ❛ Too bad it looks like you came here with soooomeeeeooooone!  ❜    Cymbol, blang! ❛ So while you’re here in my aaaarms~ Let’s make the most of the night like we’re gonna die young! ❜

PinkiePie sang along to the song she was practicing her drums with, wiggling her hips as she tapped on her drum set, twirling the sticks expertly as she sang along, more having fun then anything else.

Didn’t even notice Sunset walk in, sill girl!

[uwuthatshit]

Probobly the one where I was driving with my Step-Dad and in the dream, I was sitting in the backseat. The children were in the car, silent. My Mom and Dad were arguing. Harshly. It was tense, heavy fog out on the road and in the car. My Dad lost his patience- and caused the accident. We rolled over 3 times.

I remember- VIVIDLY- my mother screaming the following line:

"Jesus, take me into your aaaarms, aaaa-" before her neck snapped due to the car hitting the ground harshly. My Dad was reaching for my mother, and his head got impaled by a huge glass shard. Blood was everywhere.

I woke up and started sobbing. It was around 2am? It woke my mom up and she thought it was one of my younger siblings crying, but she was annoyed at me. I just Hugged her, but she wasn't interested in me.

The dream haunts me to this day. It's the weirdest I guess because of how realistic it actually was. And how very brutal the deaths were. I normally don't get phased by gore, but I don't like it? And holy fuck? Yeah *shrugs*

What’s the weirdest nightmare you’ve ever had?

[sage-nebula]

14 and 20 (aside from seven/mc)

14.) Favorite CG?

Ooooh, okay … well, keep in mind that I really haven’t seen all of them, at least not naturally in my playthrough. Since I’ve only done Seven’s route (and haven’t gotten his Bad Ends, at that), and a couple of the DLCs, there are a lot I haven’t seen. But out of the ones I have …

Well, obviously, I really like the concept of the selfie that Seven takes with MC. However, I hate that it’s just Generic Shoujo Protagonist™ MC rather than my MC. However, the artist that runs the 707/MC4 blog fulfilled my wildest dreams and edited it to feature MC4:

And I edited it juuuust a liiiiittle more so that the hair was the right color (I used the eyedropper tool to get it), gave her a bit more of a smile, and changed the shirt a bit for, uh, couple’s fashion purposes x) :

(Obviously my editing skills aren’t nearly as good, but I’m also not an artist. But see? See how easy fans edited it? Why couldn’t Cheritz have given us the same courtesy in-game?!)

However, there are many others I also love, such as:

This absolutely beautiful picture of my boyfriend / space husband. Normally I don’t like red and green together (though his hair is more like a fiery orange), but he looks so good right here, hot damn. He makes aviators actually look nice.

Have you ever seen a man so sweet you started crying

I actually don’t know when this is triggered since it’s not on his route, but I’ve seen it around the internet and I really like it. I mean, it’s my bf playing video games on a 3DS; how could I not like it?

I love this one, too (despite, again, not knowing when it happens) because look at his aaaarms. Also, I love that Cheritz took the time and care to shade in the dark circles under his eyes, a+.

And then there are two more that I REALLY, REALLY LOVE, but they are high-key spoilers, so I will save them for a cut at the end of this post.

20.) Favorite ship (platonic/romantic)

Hmmm, I’m not sure, honestly!

I really like Zen/Jaehee a lot, and I feel like they would make a very good couple for reasons I’ve outlined before. 

That said, although I do think that Jumin needs to lighten up and not constantly burden her with work (/needs to realize that he is overworking her), I do think that Jumin & Jaehee make a very awesome platonic power couple. I like to think of them as The C&R Duo because, honestly, they just work very well together and (opinions on cats aside) often have a lot of the same pragmatic, logical thought processes (which is probably why Jumin knows he can trust her so much). That they were the ones to pursue justice in the end (however unsuccessfully) really sells me on this for sure, too.

Back to romance again, I do like Jumin/V a lot, and I think that Jumin/V would have been a much, much happier ending than the reality (Rika/V). I don’t have too many meta thoughts on this ship, but it’s clear that they both trust each other a great deal and can be themselves around each other. That V is the one who named Elizabeth the 3rd and gave her to Jumin is another significant emotional thing that ties them together, I feel.

And finally, back to platonic relationships, I think that Jumin & Seven have a neat dynamic and work as another platonic power couple. V summed it up when he said that Seven has amazing skills, and Jumin has the resources to make things happen. Set these two on the same side and feel like literally nothing could stand in their way. (That said, the April Fool’s Day DLC gave a world of ship tease between them as well, to the point where it seemed like Seven was legitimately into Jumin. In the Deep Story, there’s also a point where Seven seems taken aback by how charismatic Jumin was. Considering the fact that Seven is canonically bisexual, well …) 

And that’s all I’ve got!

Now, for the mega spoiler CGs …

MY BOYFRIEND PROTECTING HIS BROTHER DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE WAS LITERALLY BLEEDING TO DEATH FROM A BULLET WOUND AND PASSES OUT LIKE TWO MINUTES AFTER THIS

And this is just beautiful art, damn. 3 All of the feelings. All of them.

[bisexualrhee]

rules: answer these 85 things and tag 20 ppl

i was tagged by @thecolormagicmakes thank you!! i hate tagging people so literally anyone who wants to do this, feel free to do it!

THE LAST 1. drink: water 2. phone call: i think it was when i called my brother to ask him if he was coming over to our dad. 3. text message: my friend texting me and wondering where we are gonna look for pokemon tomorrow lmao 4. song you listened to: with ears to see and eyes to hear live by sleeping with sirens 5. time you cried: today lol ops 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: nooope 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: i lost my uncle a few years ago. 10. been depressed: i am 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

THREE FAVORITE COLORS 12. blue 13. gray 14. black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: yeah? kinda 16. fallen out of love: nah 17. laughed until you cried: yeah 18. found out someone was talking about you: yeah 19. met someone who changed you: no not really 20. found out who your friends are: oh yeah definitely 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: yup

GENERAL 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: out of 256 friends i probably know like 240 in real life 23. do you have any pets: no :(( 24. do you want to change your name: maybe, i’m not sure 25. what did you do for your last birthday: me, my mum and my brother went to a resturant 26. what time do you wake up: when it’s school the next day i wake up at like 7/8 otherwise i wake up at like 11/12 lmao 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: i rewatched the sander sides videos for the 12th time 28. name something you can’t wait for: sws’s and avril’s new albums 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: 5 hours ago  31. what are you listening to right now: ghost by katy perry 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yeah 33. something that is getting on your nerves: a certain fandom ;D 34. most visited website: tumblr 35. hair color: black 36. long or short hair: short FTW 37. do you have a crush on someone: not at the moment 38. what do you like about yourself: i don’t know...i like my personality? is that okay to say? 41. nickname: emmi, em and emz 43. zodiac: pisces 44. pronouns: he/they but if we’re closed i’m okay with any pronouns 45. favourite tv show: ......the walking dead 46. tattoos: i want tattoos yes but i don’t have any atm 47. right or left handed: right handed 48. surgery: nope 50. sport: i don’t know her 51. vacation: TAKE ME TO SAN FRANCISCO BY BOAT AND I’M YOURS 52. pair of trainers: idc

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: i’m not eating anything atm, if that’s what you’re asking 54. drinking: water 55. I’m about to: sleep 56. waiting for: new usic from my faves 57. want: healthy chocolate that doesn’t taste like shit 58. get married: nah, it depends 59. career: i have no idea

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: huuuugs 61. lips or eyes: eyes for the win 62. shorter or taller: i want to be taller 63. older or younger: younger 64. nice arms or nice stomach: aaaarms 65. hook up or relationship: relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: nooo 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: nooope 70. turned someone down: yeah the guy, the only person that i have ever kissed, was together with my friend in like 4th grade and then in 5th grade he was like “ey emilia do you want to be together” when they had broken up and i was like “lol you wish”.  71. sex on the first date: dude i’m ace how about no sex at all yes plz 72. broken someone’s heart: i hope not??? 73. had your heart broken: yup 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: yes 76. fallen for a friend: i guess yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: i wish 78. miracles: yeahh 79. love at first sight: kinda....idk 80. santa claus: .........yes? 81. kiss on the first date: idc 82. angels: yup

OTHER 83. current best friend’s name: my best friend irl is called mikaela but everyone calls her mika 84. eye color: blue 85. favorite movie: bridge of terabithia

[venettus-blog]

SHIT I’VE SAID TO MY FRIEND WHILE SOLO QUEUEING IN OVERWATCH COMP STARTERS

“okay time to go die inside a little bit more”

“I’M NAKED AND AFRAID, [n]”

“okay yes i survived that but a swift wind could take me down right now so some healing would be nice”

“HELLO METAL HUSBAND”

“they’re all my wives, the cowboy included”

“STAY CALM MAMA’S COMING”

“what the fuck why didn’t you come back to life i swear you were within range”

“(singing badly) in the aaaarms oooof an aaangel...”

“they ask you how you’re doing and you say you’re fine but you’re not really fine”

“i... i was gonna do it but i can’t find her corpse”

“YOU DO NOT SCARE ME TINY HUSBAND”

“THIS IS FINAL PAM”

“if i get killed by [n] one more time i swear to god there will be no survivors”

“it’s okay don’t worry i’m a pro”

bonus for steven universe muses

“well i mean she was rose corpse after she had steven”

[astrolobry]

The signs as things my aunt has said pt 2

Aries: Why do kids always get to eat first?! I’m hungrier!!

Taurus: *at a family function* I honestly only came here for the food and I’m truly disappointed with this potato salad. Should’ve never RSVP’d

Gemini: damn she transformed from a thotapillar to a hoetterfly…I’m proud

Cancer: I left AJ with Cocoa and now I need to go get him AJ is her phone, Cocoa is her car….

Leo: “better call CHEVY with the FAKE hair” (Chevy is her ex boo’s new boo 🐸☕️)

Virgo: *when she was pregnant for her daughter* aunt: yup, she’s going to be potty trained at 2, walking at 5, and she’ll have a steady paying job at 11. me:…years? aunt: no months

Libra: that cable guy outside looks like he could be my daughter’s new step daddy 😏

Scorpio: aunt: let’s play a game: tell me a secret me:…okay. You’re gonna tell me one too, right? aunt: wow you just ruined all the fun. I don’t wanna play anymore

Sagittarius: *driving when a bicyclist comes in front of us* aunt: *turns to smile at me in the passenger seat* how many points will I get if I hit him?

Capricorn: I may be a bitch, but I’m a classy bitch. I am the classiest bitch of all the classy bitches, therefore, I am the best bitch and that’s all the matters.

Aquarius: aunt: I’ve cried one too many times this month me: how many times have you cried? aunt: once

Pisces: TV: in the aaaarms ooof an angeeel aunt: *holding on to my dog, sobbing*